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[ FANFARE PLAYS ]

[ HEAVY BREATHING ]

[ FOOTSTEPS ]

DO YOU FIND ME SADISTIC?

YOU KNOW...

I'LL BET I COULD FRY AN EGG ON YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW.

IF I WANTED TO.

YOU KNOW, KIDDO...

I'D LIKE TO BELIEVE YOU'RE AWARE ENOUGH, EVEN NOW,

TO KNOW THAT THERE'S NOTHING SADISTIC IN MY ACTIONS.

WELL, MAYBE TOWARDS THOSE OTHER JOKERS.

BUT NOT YOU.

NO, KIDDO.

AT THIS MOMENT...

[ BULLETS RATTLING ]

THIS IS ME...

AT MY MOST... MASOCHISTIC.

BILL...

IT'S YOUR BABY. [ GUNSHOT ]

* I WAS 5 AND HE WAS 6 *

* WE RODE ON HORSES MADE OF STICKS *

* HE WORE BLACK AND I WORE WHITE *

* HE WOULD ALWAYS WIN THE FIGHT *

* BANG BANG *

* HE SHOT ME DOWN *

* BANG BANG *

* I HIT THE GROUND *

* BANG BANG *

* THAT AWFUL SOUND *

* BANG BANG *

* MY BABY SHOT ME DOWN *

* SEASONS CAME AND CHANGED THE TIME *

* WHEN I GREW UP, I CALLED HIM MINE *

* HE WOULD ALWAYS LAUGH AND SAY *

* "REMEMBER WHEN WE USED TO PLAY?" *

* BANG BANG *

* I SHOT YOU DOWN *

* BANG BANG *

* YOU HIT THE GROUND *

* BANG BANG *

* THAT AWFUL SOUND *

* BANG BANG *

* I USED TO SHOOT YOU DOWN *

* MUSIC PLAYED AND PEOPLE SANG *

* JUST FOR ME THE CHURCH BELLS RANG *

* NOW HE'S GONE *

* I DON'T KNOW WHY *

* AND TILL THIS DAY, SOMETIMES I CRY *

* HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY GOODBYE *

* HE DIDN'T TAKE THE TIME TO LIE *

* BANG BANG *

* HE SHOT ME DOWN *

* BANG BANG *

* I HIT THE GROUND *

* BANG BANG *

* THAT AWFUL SOUND *

* BANG BANG *

* MY BABY SHOT ME DOWN *

[ CAR DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ]

[ DOORBELL RINGS ]

Vernita: COMING!

SARAH, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ARE EARLY.

[ QUINCY JONES' "IRONSIDE" PLAYS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ GROANS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ GROANS ]

WHAT YOU GONNA DO NOW, HUH? WHAT YOU GOT?

I GOT YOUR ASS! REMEMBER THAT? HUH? REMEMBER?

[ GRUNTING ]

OKAY. COME ON, BITCH.

COME ON. BRING IT ON.

[ CHILDREN SHOUTING PLAYFULLY ]

MOMMY, I'M HOME.

HEY, BABY.

HOW WAS SCHOOL?

MOMMY, WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU AND THE TV ROOM?

OH.

THAT GOOD-FOR-NOTHING DOG OF YOURS GOT HIS LITTLE ASS

IN THE LIVING ROOM AND ACTED A DAMN FOOL.

THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED, BABY.

BARNEY DID THIS? BABY...

NOW, YOU CAN'T COME IN HERE.

THERE'S BROKEN GLASS EVERYWHERE, AND YOU COULD CUT YOURSELF.

[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]

THIS IS AN OLD FRIEND OF MOMMY'S I AIN'T SEEN IN A LONG TIME.

HI, HONEY.

I'M [BLEEP]

WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

HER NAME IS NIKKI.

NIKKI.

SUCH A PRETTY NAME FOR SUCH A PRETTY GIRL.

HOW OLD ARE YOU, NIKKI?

NIKKI...

[BLEEP] ASKED YOU A QUESTION.

I'M 4.

4 YEARS OLD, EH?

YOU KNOW, I HAD A LITTLE GIRL ONCE.

SHE'D BE ABOUT 4 NOW.

NOW, BABY, ME AND MOMMY'S FRIEND GOT SOME GROWN-UP TALK

TO TALK ABOUT.

SO YOU CAN GO IN YOUR ROOM NOW.

AND I WANT YOU TO LEAVE US ALONE TILL I TELL YOU TO COME OUT.

OKAY?

NIKKIA!

IN YOUR ROOM. NOW.

YOU WANT SOME COFFEE?

YEAH. SURE.

The Bride: THIS PASADENA HOMEMAKER'S NAME

IS JEANNE BELL.

HER HUSBAND IS DR. LAWRENCE BELL.

BUT BACK WHEN WE WERE ACQUAINTED, FOUR YEARS AGO,

HER NAME WAS VERNITA GREEN.

HER CODE NAME WAS COPPERHEAD.

MINE, BLACK MAMBA.

DO YOU HAVE A TOWEL?

YEAH.

THANKS.

YOU STILL TAKE CREAM AND SUGAR, RIGHT?

YEAH.

SO I SUPPOSE IT'S A LITTLE LATE FOR AN APOLOGY, HUH?

YOU SUPPOSE CORRECTLY.

LOOK, BITCH, I NEED TO KNOW

IF YOU'RE GONNA START ANY MORE SHIT AROUND MY BABY GIRL.

YOU CAN RELAX FOR NOW.

I'M NOT GONNA MURDER YOU IN FRONT OF YOUR CHILD, OKAY?

THAT'S BEING MORE RATIONAL

THAN BILL LED ME TO BELIEVE YOU WERE CAPABLE OF.

IT'S MERCY, COMPASSION, AND FORGIVENESS I LACK.

NOT RATIONALITY.

LOOK.

I KNOW I FUCKED YOU OVER.

I FUCKED YOU OVER BAD.

I WISH TO GOD I HADN'T, BUT I DID.

YOU HAVE EVERY RIGHT TO WANT TO GET EVEN.

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

NO.

TO GET EVEN -- EVEN STEPHEN --

I WOULD HAVE TO KILL YOU,

GO UP TO NIKKI'S ROOM, KILL HER,

THEN WAIT FOR YOUR HUSBAND, THE GOOD DR. BELL, TO COME HOME,

AND KILL HIM.

THAT WOULD BE EVEN, VERNITA.

THAT'D BE ABOUT SQUARE.

LOOK, IF I COULD GO BACK IN A MACHINE, I WOULD.

BUT I CAN'T.

ALL I CAN TELL YOU IS THAT I'M A DIFFERENT PERSON NOW.

OH, GREAT.

I DON'T CARE.

BE THAT AS IT MAY,

I KNOW I DON'T DESERVE YOUR MERCY OR YOUR FORGIVENESS.

HOWEVER, I BESEECH YOU FOR BOTH ON BEHALF OF MY DAUGHTER.

BITCH, YOU CAN STOP RIGHT THERE.

JUST BECAUSE I HAVE NO WISH TO MURDER YOU

BEFORE THE EYES OF YOUR DAUGHTER

DOES NOT MEAN THAT PARADING HER AROUND IN FRONT OF M

IS GONNA INSPIRE SYMPATHY.

YOU AND I HAVE UNFINISHED BUSINESS.

AND NOT A GODDAMN FUCKING THING YOU'VE DONE

IN THE SUBSEQUENT FOUR YEARS,

INCLUDING GETTING KNOCKED UP, IS GONNA CHANGE THAT.

SO WHEN DO WE DO THIS?

IT ALL DEPENDS.

WHEN DO YOU WANT TO DIE?

TOMORROW? THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW?

HOW ABOUT TONIGHT, BITCH?

SPLENDID. WHERE?

THERE'S A BASEBALL DIAMOND WHERE I COACH OUR LITTLE LEAGUE

ABOUT A MILE FROM HERE.

WE MEET THERE AROUND 2:30 IN THE MORNING,

DRESSED ALL IN BLACK, YOUR HAIR IN A BLACK STOCKING.

AND WE HAVE US A KNIFE FIGHT.

WE WON'T BE BOTHERED.

NOW...

[ CHUCKLES ] I HAVE TO FIX NIKKI'S CEREAL.

BILL ALWAYS SAID YOU WERE ONE OF THE BEST LADIES HE EVER SAW

WITH AN EDGED WEAPON.

FUCK YOU, BITCH.

I KNOW HE DIDN'T QUALIFY THAT SHIT.

SO YOU CAN JUST KISS MY MOTHERFUCKING ASS, BLACK MAMBA.

[ CHUCKLES ]

BLACK MAMBA.

I SHOULD HAVE BEEN MOTHERFUCKING BLACK MAMBA.

WEAPON OF CHOICE? HEY, IF YOU WANT TO STICK WITH YOUR BUTCHER KNIFE,

THAT'S FINE WITH ME.

[ LAUGHS ]

VERY FUNNY, BITCH.

VERY FUNNY!

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

IT WAS NOT MY INTENTION TO DO THIS IN FRONT OF YOU.

FOR THAT, I'M SORRY.

BUT YOU CAN TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.

YOUR MOTHER HAD IT COMING.

[ CEREAL CRUNCHING ]

WHEN YOU GROW UP...

IF YOU STILL FEEL RAW ABOUT IT...

I'LL BE WAITING.

[ RADIO STATIC ]

Man on radio: Y'ALL, COME ON OUT TO DALLAS, YA HEAR?

THIS IS ROCKABILLY RHYTHMS ON KTRN, WICHITA FALLS.

AND NEXT, WE GOT SOME RECORD.

VERY OWN WILD MAN, CHARLIE FEATHERS.

[ "THAT CERTAIN FEMALE" PLAYS ]

* WELL *

* I'M JUST A SINGLE FELLOW WITH A LOT ON MY MIND *

* AND I'M LOOKIN' FOR ME A WOMAN *

* BUT SHE'S MIGHTY HARD TO FIND *

* ASKED MY COUNTRY COUSIN *

* CHECKED THE HOTTEST SPOTS IN TOWN *

* OH, THAT LITTLE BITTY WOMAN *

[ ENGINE STOPS ]

WELL, GIVE ME THE GORY DETAILS, SON NUMBER ONE.

IT'S A GODDAMN MASSACRE, POP.

THEY WIPED OUT THE WHOLE WEDDING PARTY, EXECUTION STYLE.

GIVE ME A FIGURE.

NINE DEAD BODIES.

AND WE'RE TALKING THE WHOLE SHEBANG.

BRIDE. GROOM.

REVEREND.

REVEREND'S WIFE.

HELL, THEY EVEN SHOT THAT OLD COLORED FELLA

THAT PLAYS THE ORGAN.

IT WOULD APPEAR TO ME SOMEBODY OBJECTED TO THIS UNION

AND WASN'T ABLE TO HOLD THEIR PEACE.

GOOD GRAVY, MARIE.

WHAT'D I TELL YOU, POP?

IT'S LIKE A GODDAMN NICARAGUAN DEATH SQUAD.

YOU BETTER SHIT-CAN THAT BLASPHEMY, BOY.

YOU'RE IN A HOUSE OF WORSHIP.

SORRY, POP.

WELL, THIS IS DEFINITELY THE WORK OF PROFESSIONALS.

I'D GUESSTIMATE MEXICAN MAFIA HIT SQUAD.

FOUR, MAYBE FIVE STRONG.

HOW CAN YOU TELL? [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]

WELL, A SURE AND STEADY HAND DID THIS.

THIS AIN'T NO SQUIRRELLY AMATEUR.

THIS IS THE WORK OF A SALTY DOG.

YOU CAN TELL BY THE CLEANLINESS OF THE CARNAGE.

NOW, A KILL-CRAZY RAMPAGE, THOUGH IT MAY BE,

ALL THE COLORS ARE KEPT INSIDE THE LINES.

IF YOU WAS A MORON, YOU COULD ALMOST ADMIRE IT.

WHO'S THE BRIDE?

DON'T KNOW.

THE NAME ON THE MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE

IS ARLENE MACHIAVELLI.

THAT'S A FAKE.

WE'VE ALL JUST BEEN CALLING HER "THE BRIDE" ON ACCOUNT OF THE DRESS.

YOU CAN TELL SHE WAS PREGNANT.

MAN WOULD HAVE TO BE A MAD DOG

TO SHOOT A GODDAMN GOOD-LOOKING GAL LIKE THAT IN THE HEAD.

LOOK AT HER.

HAY-COLORED HAIR. BIG EYES.

SHE'S A LITTLE BLOOD-SPATTERED ANGEL.

[ SPITS ]

SON NUMBER ONE?

YEAH?

THIS TALL DRINK OF COCKSUCKER AIN'T DEAD.

[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

[ MONITOR BEEPING ]

[ RAIN FALLING ]

[ WHISTLING BERNARD HERRMANN'S "TWISTED NERVE" ]

[ "TWISTED NERVE" PLAYS ]

[ THUNDER RUMBLES ]

I MIGHT NEVER HAVE LIKED YOU.

POINT IN FACT, I DESPISE YOU.

BUT THAT SHOULDN'T SUGGEST THAT I DON'T RESPECT YOU.

DYING IN OUR SLEEP IS A LUXURY

THAT OUR KIND IS RARELY AFFORDED.

MY GIFT TO YOU.

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

HELLO, BILL.

WHAT'S HER CONDITION?

COMATOSE.

WHERE IS SHE?

I'M STANDING OVER HER RIGHT NOW.

THAT'S MY GIRL.

[ LAUGHS SOFTLY ]

ELLE, YOU'RE GOING TO ABORT THE MISSION.

What?!

WE OWE HER BETTER THAN THAT.

OH, YOU DON'T OWE HER SHIT!

WILL YOU KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN?

You don't owe her shit!

MAY I SAY ONE THING?

SPEAK.

Y'ALL BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THAT WOMAN.

BUT YOU DIDN'T KILL HER.

AND I PUT A BULLET IN HER HEAD.

BUT HER HEART JUST KEPT ON BEATING.

NOW, YOU SAW THAT YOURSELF

WITH YOUR OWN BEAUTIFUL BLUE EYE, DID YOU NOT?

We've done a lot of things to this lady.

And if she ever wakes up, we'll do a whole lot more.

BUT ONE THING WE WON'T DO

IS SNEAK INTO HER ROOM IN THE NIGHT LIKE A FILTHY RAT

and kill her in her sleep.

And the reason we won't do that thing

IS BECAUSE THAT THING WOULD LOWER US.

DON'T YOU AGREE, MISS DRIVER?

I GUESS.

DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO GUESS?

[ SIGHS ] NO.

I DON'T REALLY HAVE TO GUESS. I KNOW.

[ SNIFFS ]

COME ON HOME, HONEY.

AFFIRMATIVE.

I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

BYE-BYE.

THOUGHT THAT WAS PRETTY FUCKING FUNNY, DIDN'T YOU?

HMM?

WORD OF ADVICE, SHITHEAD.

DON'T YOU EVER WAKE UP.

[ INSECT BUZZING ]

Bill: AT THIS MOMENT, THIS IS ME...

AT MY MOST MASOCHISTIC.

BILL, IT'S YOUR BABY.

[ METAL CLANKING ]

[ SCREAMS, SOBS ]

OH, MY BABY.

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

FOUR YEARS.

FOUR YEARS.

[ WHISTLING ]

[ MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ BEEPING SLOWS ]

THE PRICE IS $75 A FUCK, MY FRIEND.

YOU GETTING YOUR FREAK ON OR WHAT?

OH, YEAH, BOY.

20, 40, 60, 75.

YEAH. NOW, HERE'S THE RULES.

[ CLEARS THROAT ] RULE NUMBER ONE.

NO PUNCHING HER.

NURSE COMES IN TOMORROW AND SHE GOT HER A SHINER

OR LESS SOME TEETH, JIG'S UP.

SO NO KNUCKLE SANDWICHES UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES.

AND BY THE WAY, THIS LITTLE CUNT'S A SPITTER.

IT'S A MOTOR-REFLEX THING. BUT SPIT OR NO, NO PUNCHING.

NOW, ARE WE ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY CLEAR

ON RULE NUMBER ONE? YEAH.

GOOD. NOW, RULE NUMBER TWO.

NO MONKEY BITES, NO HICKEYS.

IN FACT, NO LEAVING NO MARKS OF NO KIND.

AFTER THAT, IT'S ALL GOOD, BUDDY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

NOW, HER PLUMBING DOWN THERE DON'T WORK NO MORE.

SO FEEL FREE TO COME IN HER ALL YOU WANT.

KEEP THE NOISE DOWN. TRY NOT TO MAKE A MESS.

I'LL BE BACK IN 20.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YEAH.

OH, SHIT.

BY THE WAY...

NOT ALL THE TIME, BUT SOMETIMES

THIS CHICK'S COOCH CAN GET DRIER THAN A BUCKET OF SAND.

IF SHE DRY, YOU JUST LUBE UP WITH THIS

AND YOU'LL BE GOOD TO GO.

[ CHUCKLES ]

BON APPETIT, GOOD BUDDY.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

OH, YEAH.

OH, GOD DAMN.

YOU ARE THE BEST-LOOKING GIRL I'VE HAD TODAY.

[ SCREAMS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

OH.

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ WHISTLING ]

[ GRUNTS ]

YO, STUD! TIME'S UP, BUDDY.

COMING IN, READY OR NOT.

HEY, BUDDY, DID YOU HAVE YOURSELF A GOOD TIME, MAN?

WHOA.

AHHH!

[ GASPING ]

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

WHERE'S BILL?!

WHERE'S BILL?!

[ GRUNTS ]

PLEASE STOP HITTING ME.

WHERE'S BILL?!

[ GRUNTS ]

I DON'T KNOW WHO BILL IS!

BULLSHIT!

WELL, AIN'T YOU THE SLICE OF CUTIE PIE THEY SAID YOU WAS?

JANE DOE, HUH? OH, WE DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT YOU, DO WE?

WELL, I'M FROM HUNTSVILLE, TEXAS.

MY NAME IS BUCK, AND I'M HERE TO FUCK.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOUR NAME IS BUCK.

RIGHT?

AND YOU CAME HERE TO FUCK.

RIGHT?

WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT.

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

"PUSSY WAGON."

YOU FUCKER.

[ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ]

TEXAS. OKAY.

[ GRUNTS ]

[ WHEELCHAIR RATTLING ]

WIGGLE YOUR BIG TOE.

WIGGLE YOUR BIG TOE.

WIGGLE YOUR BIG TOE.

WIGGLE YOUR BIG TOE.

WIGGLE YOUR BIG TOE.

The Bride: AS I LAY IN THE BACK OF BUCK'S TRUCK,

TRYING TO WILL MY LIMBS OUT OF ENTROPY...

WIGGLE YOUR BIG TOE.

...I COULD SEE THE FACES OF THE CUNTS WHO DID THIS TO ME.

AND THE DICKS RESPONSIBLE.

MEMBERS ALL OF THE DEADLY VIPER ASSASSINATION SQUAD.

WHEN FORTUNE SMILES ON SOMETHING

AS VIOLENT AND UGLY AS REVENGE,

IT SEEMS PROOF LIKE NO OTHER THAT NOT ONLY DOES GOD EXIST,

YOU'RE DOING HIS WILL.

AT A TIME WHEN I KNEW THE LEAST ABOUT MY ENEMIES,

THE FIRST NAME ON MY DEATH LIST,

O-REN ISHII, WAS THE EASIEST TO FIND.

BUT, OF COURSE, WHEN ONE MANAGES THE DIFFICULT TASK

OF BECOMING QUEEN OF THE TOKYO UNDERWORLD,

ONE DOESN'T KEEP IT A SECRET, DOES ONE?

O-REN ISHII WAS BORN ON AN AMERICAN MILITARY BASE

IN TOKYO, JAPAN.

THE HALF-JAPANESE, HALF-CHINESE AMERICAN ARMY BRAT

MADE HER FIRST ACQUAINTANCE WITH DEATH AT THE AGE OF 9.

IT WAS AT THAT AGE SHE WITNESSED

THE DEATH OF HER PARENTS AT THE HANDS

OF JAPAN'S MOST RUTHLESS YAKUZA BOSS, BOSS MATSUMOTO.

[ GASPS ]

[ WHIMPERING ]

[ LAUGHS ]

HYAH!

[ BOTH GRUNTING ]

[ BONE SNAPPING ] [ SCREAMS ]

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ SWORD SLASHING ]

HMM.

[ GASPS, SCREAMS ]

[ GASPS ]

[ SWORD SLASHING ]

[ GASPS ]

HMM.

[ LAUGHTER ]

[ GASPS, COUGHS ]

[ GROWLS ]

[ WHIMPERING ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

OH.

[ GRUNTS ]

[ BOTH SCREAMING ]

[ SOBBING SOFTLY ]

MOMMY.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ LAUGHS ]

SHE SWORE REVENGE.

LUCKILY FOR HER, BOSS MATSUMOTO WAS A PEDOPHILE.

[ SCREAMING ]

AT 11, SHE GOT HER REVENGE.

[ GROANING ]

[ MATSUMOTO SCREAMING ]

[ FOOTSTEPS ]

[ WHIMPERS ]

[ SCREAMS ]

[ SCREAMS, GASPS ]

BY 20, SHE WAS ONE OF THE TOP FEMALE ASSASSINS IN THE WORLD.

[ ISAAC HAYES' "RUN FAY RUN" PLAYS ]

[ ALL LAUGHING ]

[ BOTH SCREAM ]

AT 25, SHE DID HER PART IN THE KILLING

OF NINE INNOCENT PEOPLE, INCLUDING MY UNBORN DAUGHTER,

IN A SMALL WEDDING CHAPEL IN EL PASO, TEXAS.

BUT ON THAT DAY FOUR YEARS AGO SHE MADE ONE BIG MISTAKE.

SHE SHOULD HAVE KILLED 10.

HOWEVER, BEFORE SATISFACTION WOULD BE MINE,

FIRST THINGS FIRST.

WIGGLE YOUR BIG TOE.

HARD PART'S OVER.

NOW, LET'S GET THESE OTHER PIGGIES WIGGLING.

[ TIRES SCREECH ]

WELCOME TO AIR O. MAY I HELP YOU?

OKINAWA. ONE-WAY.

[ PLANE ENGINES ROARING ]

[ BEEPING ]

[ NANCY SINATRA'S "BANG BANG" PLAYS ]

HI.

WELCOME.

YOU ENGLISH?

ALMOST. AMERICAN.

AMERICAN. WELCOME, AMERICAN.

DOMO.

MY ENGLISH VERY GOOD.

YOU SAID "DOMO." CAN YOU SPEAK JAPANESE?

NO, NO.

JUST A FEW WORDS I LEARNED SINCE YESTERDAY.

UM, MAY I SIT AT THE BAR?

OH, SURE, SURE, SURE. PLEASE SIT.

OH.

WHAT OTHER WORDS DID YOU LEARN?

UM...

OH, JUST A MINUTE.

SHUT UP!

GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!

UH, EXCUSE ME.

[ MUMBLES ] [ CHUCKLES ]

UH, UH, UH...

UH, WHAT OTHER JAPANESE DO YOU KNOW?

OH, LET'S SEE.

UM, "ARIGATO."

"ARIGATO." GOOD!

UM...

I ALREADY SAID "DOMO," RIGHT?

YEAH. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.

"KONN-ITCH-IWA."

UH, UH, UH, UH.

"KOHN-NEE-CHEE-WAH."

KONNICHI WA. PLEASE REPEAT.

KONNICHI WA.

PERFECT.

GOOD, GOOD, GOOD.

YOU SAY JAPANESE WORD LIKE YOU JAPANESE.

OH, NOW YOU'RE MAKING FUN OF ME!

NO, NO, NO, NO. SERIOUS BUSINESS.

PRONUNCIATION VERY GOOD.

YOU SAY ARIGATO LIKE WE SAY ARIGATO.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

WELL, THANK YOU. I MEAN...

ARIGATO.

MM-HMM.

YOU SHOULD LEARN JAPANESE.

VERY EASY.

[ LAUGHS ] NO KIDDING. I HEARD IT WAS KIND OF HARD.

MOST DIFFICULT.

BUT YOU HAVE JAPANESE TONGUE.

[ LAUGHS ]

OKAY, OKAY.

OH. OH, MY GOD.

I BEG YOUR PARDON?

UH, DRINK.

OH, YES.

UM, A BOTTLE OF WARM SAKE, PLEASE.

WARM SAKE?

VERY GOOD!

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

[ SIGHS ] SORRY.

OH! OH, OH. FIRST TIME IN JAPAN?

UH-HUH.

OH.

WHAT BRINGS YOU TO OKINAWA?

I CAME TO SEE A MAN.

OH, YEAH.

YOU HAVE A FRIEND LIVE IN OKINAWA?

NOT QUITE.

NOT FRIEND?

I NEVER MET HIM.

NEVER?

[ Laughing ] WHO IS HE?

MAY I ASK?

HATTORI HANZO.

[ GLASS SHATTERS ]

YOU MUST HAVE BIG RATS, YOU NEED HATTORI HANZO'S STEEL.

HUGE.

[ SOFT CHORAL SINGING ]

MAY I?

YOU MAY.

WAIT.

TRY THE SECOND ONE DOWN.

[ LAUGHS ]

FUNNY.

YOU LIKE SAMURAI SWORDS...

I LIKE BASEBALL.

THEN GIVE ME ONE OF THESE.

THESE ARE NOT FOR SALE.

I DIDN'T SAY "SELL ME."

I SAID "GIVE ME."

[ LAUGHS ]

WHY SHOULD I HELP YOU?

BECAUSE MY VERMIN IS A FORMER STUDENT OF YOURS.

AND CONSIDERING THE STUDENT,

I'D SAY YOU HAVE A RATHER LARGE OBLIGATION.

[ ZAMFIR'S "THE LONELY SHEPHERD" PLAYS ]

[ SIGHS ]

DOMO.

The Bride: IT WAS ONE YEAR AFTER THE MASSACRE IN EL PASO, TEXAS,

THAT BILL BACKED HIS NIPPON PROGENY

FINANCIALLY AND PHILOSOPHICALLY IN HER

SHAKESPEAREAN-IN-MAGNITUDE POWER STRUGGLE

WITH THE OTHER YAKUZA CLANS

OVER WHO WOULD RULE VICE IN THE CITY OF TOKYO.

WHEN THE FINAL SWORD WAS SHEATHED,

IT WAS O-REN ISHII AND HER POWERFUL POSSE...

[ CHEERING ]

...THE CRAZY 88, THAT PROVED THE VICTOR.

THE PRETTY LADY TO O-REN'S RIGHT,

WHO'S DRESSED LIKE SHE'S A VILLAIN ON "STAR TREK,"

IS O-REN'S LAWYER, BEST FRIEND,

AND SECOND LIEUTENANT --

THE HALF-FRENCH, HALF-JAPANESE SOFIE FATALE --

ANOTHER FORMER PROTEGEE OF BILL'S.

[ CHEERING ]

THE YOUNG GIRL IN THE SCHOOL-GIRL UNIFORM

IS O-REN'S PERSONAL BODYGUARD, 17-YEAR-OLD GOGO YUBARI.

GOGO MAY BE YOUNG, BUT WHAT SHE LACKS IN AGE,

SHE MAKES UP FOR IN MADNESS.

SEE WHAT I MEAN?

THE BALD GUY IN THE BLACK SUIT AND THE KATO MASK IS JOHNNY MO,

THE HEAD GENERAL OF O-REN'S PERSONAL ARMY, THE CRAZY 88.

AND JUST IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING

HOW COULD A HALF-BREED JAPANESE-CHINESE AMERICAN

BECOME THE BOSS OF ALL BOSSES IN TOKYO, JAPAN...

I'LL TELL YOU.

THE SUBJECT OF O-REN'S BLOOD AND NATIONALITY

CAME UP BEFORE THE COUNCIL ONLY ONCE --

THE NIGHT O-REN ASSUMED POWER OVER THE CRIME COUNCIL.

THE MAN WHO SEEMS BOUND AND DETERMINED

TO BREAK THE MOOD IS BOSS TANAKA.

AND WHAT BOSS TANAKA THINKS IS...

[ SIGHS ]

[ GASPS ] [ GASPS ] [ GASPS ] [ GASPS ]

[ GASPS ]

AAH! AAH!

[ WHIMPERING ]

HUH!

AS YOUR LEADER... [ FATALE TRANSLATING IN JAPANESE ]

...I ENCOURAGE YOU FROM TIME TO TIME,

AND ALWAYS IN A RESPECTFUL MANNER,

TO QUESTION MY LOGIC.

IF YOU'RE UNCONVINCED

A PARTICULAR PLAN OF ACTION I'VE DECIDED IS THE WISEST,

TELL ME SO.

BUT ALLOW ME TO CONVINCE YOU.

AND I PROMISE YOU, RIGHT HERE AND NOW,

NO SUBJECT WILL EVER BE TABOO.

EXCEPT, OF COURSE, THE SUBJECT THAT WAS JUST UNDER DISCUSSION.

THE PRICE YOU PAY

FOR BRINGING UP EITHER MY CHINESE OR AMERICAN HERITAGE

AS A NEGATIVE IS...

I COLLECT YOUR FUCKING HEAD.

JUST LIKE THIS FUCKER HERE.

NOW, IF ANY OF YOU SONS OF BITCHES

GOT ANYTHING ELSE TO SAY, NOW IS THE FUCKING TIME!

I DIDN'T THINK SO.

ONE TICKET TO TOKYO, PLEASE.

[ AL HIRT'S "GREEN HORNET" PLAYS ]

[ MOTORCYCLES REVVING ]

[ MOTORCYCLE REVVING ]

[ DINGS ]

[ CELLPHONE PLAYS "AULD LANG SYNE" ]

MOSHI MOSHI.

[ GRUNTS ]

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ TOMOYASU HOTEI'S "BATTLE WITHOUT HONOR OR HUMANITY" PLAYS ]

[ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ]

HEY!

HEY, YEAH! HEY, YEAH!

[ LAUGHING ]

GOGO.

[ ROCK MUSIC CONTINUES ]

[ CREAKS ]

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

* WHOO-HOO HOO HOO HOO *

[ ROCKABILLY MUSIC PLAYS ]

Woman: YEAH!

WHOO!

* WHOO-HOO HOO HOO HOO *

* WHOO-HOO HOO HOO HOO *

* WHOO-HOO HOO HOO HOO *

* WHOO-HOO HOO HOO HOO *

* WHOO-HOO WHOO-HOO *

* WHOO-HOO HOO HOO HOO *

* WHOO-HOO HOO HOO HOO *

* WHOO-HOO HOO HOO HOO *

* WHOO-HOO HOO HOO HOO *

* WHOO-HOO HOO HOO HOO *

* WHOO-HOO WHOO-HOO *

* WHOO-HOO HOO HOO HOO *

* WHOO-HOO WHOO-HOO *

* WHOO-HOO HOO HOO HOO *

* WHOO-HOO HOO HOO HOO *

* WHOO-HOO HOO HOO HOO *

* WHOO-HOO HOO HOO HOO *

* WHOO-HOO HOO HOO HOO *

* WHOO-HOO WHOO-HOO *

* WHOO-HOO HOO HOO HOO *

* WHOO-HOO HOO HOO HOO *

* WHOO-HOO HOO HOO HOO *

* WHOO-HOO HOO HOO HOO *

* WHOO-HOO HOO HOO HOO *

* WHOO-HOO WHOO-HOO *

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

[ CELLPHONE PLAYS "AULD LANG SYNE" ]

[ QUINCY JONES' "IRONSIDE" PLAYS ]

[BLEEP]

[ GRUNTS ] [ SCREAMING ]

[ SCREAMS ]

[ GROANS ]

[ GUARDS SHOUTING, SCREAMING ]

[ GROANS ]

[ GURGLES ]

[ SCREAMS ]

[ GROANING ]

SO, O-REN...

ANY MORE SUBORDINATES FOR ME TO KILL?

HI!

BINGO.

GOGO...

I KNOW YOU FEEL YOU MUST PROTECT YOUR MISTRESS.

BUT I BEG YOU...

WALK AWAY.

[ GIGGLING ]

[ COUGHS ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ CRACKING ]

AAH!

[ CHOKING ]

AAH!

AAH!

[ MOTORCYCLES REVVING ]

[ REVVING INTENSIFIES ]

IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GONNA BE THAT EASY, DID YOU?

YOU KNOW, FOR A SECOND THERE,

YEAH, I KIND OF DID.

SILLY RABBIT.

TRIX ARE FOR...

KIDS.

HYAAAAAAAH!

[ THE RZA's "CRANE" PLAYS ]

HYAH!

AAAHH!

AAH! AAH! AAH!

AAAAAAAAAHH!

AAAH!

AAAHH!

[ GRUNTS ]

OHHHHH!

AAAAHHH!

HYAH!

AAAAHHH!

[ ALL GASP ]

AAAAHH!

AAAAAHHH!

[ VIBRATING ]

[ GROANS ]

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

HYAH!

AAAAHH!

[ GROANING ]

[ CHARLES BERNSTEIN'S "WHITE LIGHTNING" PLAYS ]

AAH!

AAAH!

[ "NOBODY BUT ME" BY THE HUMAN BEINZ PLAYS ]

* I'M DOIN' *

* AIN'T NOBODY DOIN' BUT ME *

* NOBODY BUT ME *

* YES, I GONNA PHILLY, I'M DOIN' *

* AIN'T NOBODY DOIN' BUT ME, BABY *

* NOBODY BUT ME *

* WELL, LET ME TELL YOU NOBODY *

* NOBODY BUT ME *

* NOBODY *

* NOBODY *

* NOBODY *

* NOBODY *

* NOBODY *

* NOBODY *

* NOBODY *

* NOBODY *

[ GROANING ]

[ RIPPING ]

AAAHH!

AAAAHH!

[ GURGLING ]

AAAH!

AAAAHH!

[ PANTING ]

[ GASPS ]

[ WHIMPERS ]

[ PANTING ]

THIS IS WHAT YOU GET

FOR FUCKING AROUND WITH YAKUZAS!

GO HOME TO YOUR MOTHER!

[ SOBBING ]

[ GRUNTS ]

[ GASPS ]

AAAAAHHHH!

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ BLOOD SPLATS ]

EXCEPT YOU, SOFIE!

YOU STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE.

[ SHOUTING IN JAPANESE ]

YOUR INSTRUMENT IS QUITE IMPRESSIVE.

OKINAWA.

THIS IS HATTORI HANZO STEEL.

MM-HMM.

[ SANTA ESMERALDA'S "DON'T LET ME BE MISUNDERSTOOD" PLAYS ]

[ SHRIEKS ]

[ MUSIC STOPS ]

[ CHUCKLES ]

SILLY CAUCASIAN GIRL LIKES TO PLAY WITH SAMURAI SWORDS.

[ EXHALES RAGGEDLY ]

YOU MAY NOT BE ABLE TO FIGHT LIKE A SAMURAI...

BUT YOU CAN AT LEAST DIE LIKE A SAMURAI.

[ BREATHING RAGGEDLY ]

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ WATER SPLASHES ]

[ GRUNTS ] HYAH!

[ MEIKO KAJI'S "THE FLOWER OF CARNAGE" PLAYS ]

[ BREATHING HEAVILY ]

[ MUSIC ENDS ]

[ SHOUTING IN JAPANESE ]

SOFIE...

SOFIE...

MY SOFIE...

I'M SO SORRY.

PLEASE. PLEASE FORGIVE MY BETRAYAL.

NO MORE OF THAT.

BUT STILL... [ INHALES SHARPLY ]

BUT STILL NOTHING...

EXCEPT MY ACHING HEART OVER WHAT SHE'S DONE

TO MY BEAUTIFUL AND BRILLIANT SOFIE.

I'VE KEPT YOU ALIVE FOR TWO REASONS.

THE FIRST REASON IS INFORMATION.

BUT I AM GONNA ASK YOU QUESTIONS.

AND EVERY TIME YOU DON'T GIVE ME ANSWERS,

I'M GONNA CUT SOMETHING OFF.

AND I PROMISE YOU,

THEY WILL BE THINGS YOU WILL MISS!

GIVE ME YOUR OTHER ARM!

[ SCREAMING ]

[ PANTING ]

I WANT ALL THE INFORMATION ON THE DEADLY VIPERS.

IF YOU HAD TO GUESS...

WHAT THEY'VE BEEN DOING...

...WHY SHE LEFT YOU ALIVE...

...AND WHERE I CAN FIND THEM.

...WHAT WOULD BE YOUR GUESS?

GUESSING WON'T BE NECESSARY.

SHE INFORMED ME.

SHE -- SHE SAID I COULD KEEP MY WICKED LIFE

FOR TWO REASONS.

AS I SAID BEFORE,

I'VE ALLOWED YOU TO KEEP YOUR WICKED LIFE FOR TWO REASONS.

AND THE SECOND REASON IS...

SO YOU CAN TELL HIM, IN PERSON,

EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED HERE TONIGHT.

I WANT HIM TO WITNESS THE EXTENT OF MY MERCY

BY WITNESSING YOUR DEFORMED BODY.

I WANT YOU TO TELL HIM

ALL THE INFORMATION YOU JUST TOLD ME.

I WANT HIM TO KNOW WHAT I KNOW.

I WANT HIM TO KNOW I WANT HIM TO KNOW.

AND I WANT THEM ALL TO KNOW

THEY'LL ALL SOON BE AS DEAD AS O-REN.

[ ZAMFIR'S "THE LONELY SHEPHERD" PLAYS ]

THAT WOMAN...

DESERVES HER REVENGE.

AND...

WE DESERVE TO DIE.

SHE MUST SUFFER TO HER LAST BREATH.

HOW DID YOU FIND ME?

Bill: I'M THE MAN.

[ CHUCKLES ]

ONE MORE THING, SOFIE.

IS SHE AWARE HER DAUGHTER IS STILL ALIVE?

[ SLOW INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYS ]

[ MUSIC ENDS ]

[ SLOW MUSICAL INTRODUCTION PLAYS ]

[ WOMAN SINGING IN JAPANESE ]

[ MUSIC ENDS ]