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- [sirens wailing]
- [people screaming]
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[car honking]
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[grunts]
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[panting]
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[child] Oh, no!
My Batman's gone!
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[woman] We don't have time!
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- [doorbell chimes]
- [Poison Ivy sighs]
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So, what should we do
for dinner?
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Mmm, Thai?
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We had Thai yesterday.
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- [screeching]
- [Harley] Breakfast for dinner?
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Oh, my God. I love you with
the passion of a thousand suns,
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but have you lost
your goddamn mind?
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[Harley] God,
Gotham's really gone to shit
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since the Bat Family disbanded
and the Joker quit being mayor.
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Oh, no. He didn't quit.
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He was impeached
after he paralyzed Babs.
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I wonder how Babs is doing.
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Haven't seen her
since the, uh...
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Mmm, how do I put it?
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The spectacular flame out
of the Gotham City Sirens?
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I hate water.
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Then why did you bring us
into the sewer?
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[Harley] This is so cold,
my nips could cut glass.
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[all grunting]
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- [gate creaking]
- [gasping]
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- [Catwoman] Whoa.
- [Harley] Holy shit!
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Shh! [hissing]
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[Oracle] Sirens. Shh!
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It's imperative we stay quiet
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so we don't awaken
Enchantress' Skeleton Army.
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[footsteps approaching]
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There it is.
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The Heart of Darkness.
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Wait, a diamond?
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You said Enchantress was
polluting Gotham's water supply
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with her army's cremains.
That's what you said!
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We're here to get information
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on Nightwing's stolen body, remember?
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Did Enchantress
poison the water supply,
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or did you lie to us yet again?
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I say a lot of things.
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- Are they true? Who's to say?
- You!
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You are to say!
We're your fucking teammates,
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and yet you lie about
every single mission we go on.
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- Keep your voices down.
- I'm just here because you said
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I'd get to bash the boney ass
shit outta some skellies!
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[gasps] How dare you!
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- [splashing]
- [whooshing]
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- Oh, fuck.
- [Poison Ivy] Shit.
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[skeletons growling]
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Get them!
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Oh, fuck, yes! [grunts]
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[grunts]
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[skeletons groaning]
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- [sighs]
- [all grunting]
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Ha!
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[grunting]
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That necklace
has a demon inside it
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and it's worth a fortune.
[grunts]
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Another stupid gem?
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This is, like,
the hundredth one
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you tricked Ivy and me
into stealing!
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And me. There's four of us
here, remember?
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What do you even do
with all that money? [grunts]
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[grunts]
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Besides pay for my penthouse
you two freeloaders stay at?
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[screaming]
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- [grunting]
- [Harley] Ow!
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Harley, on your right!
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- [grunts]
- [skeleton grunts]
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[both grunting]
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[gasps] Ah!
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[clattering]
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[Poison Ivy grunts]
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[Harley] Hey!
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[skeleton] I gotta ask.
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What exactly are you three?
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Us four!
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Uh,
we're the Gotham City Sirens.
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Whoa, the Sirens.
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A cat, a plant,
and some sorta clown-thing.
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Honestly,
the branding's confusing.
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Shit. They're right.
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Like, what are we, you know?
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It's like the three of us
are not really a team.
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[Oracle] Four of us!
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That's it! I am out!
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I'd be better off alone.
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So would I.
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I'm out, too. Ciao, ciao.
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[grunting]
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- [Enchantress] Ah!
- [Catwoman giggles]
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[gasps] My necklace!
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[growling]
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Guess this is the end
of the Gotham City Sirens.
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[echoing] Sirens. Sirens.
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But it's been nice,
you know, just to relax.
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Not worrying about-- [sighs]
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I don't know,
fighting for anyone?
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Yeah! You know what?
We don't need 'em.
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We don't need anybody,
because, uh,
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we're Harley Quinn
and Poison Ivy.
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Gotham City's Best-est,
Most Titillating-est,
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Most Exciting-est Couple ever!
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Oh, shit. I got cream cheese
on my good hoodie.
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[theme music playing]
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Okay, what about pizza?
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- I don't know, it depends.
- [screaming]
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- From where?
- Primo 'Za or Mangia Time?
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Which one has the tangy sauce?
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- Primo 'Za.
- Then not that one.
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- [splashing]
- Ugh.
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- Riddler and Clock King.
- Ew.
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Matching outfits. So sad.
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Harley! Ivy!
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Look at those matching outfits.
Adorbs.
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[Clock King] Ah!
About time you joined us
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for a couple's jog.
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I would rather die.
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Riddle me this.
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What's two, yet one?
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What's dead, but hasn't ended?
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What passes time,
yet never moves?
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[Clock King] Hmm, hmm,
hmm, hmm.
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Oh! A couple in a rut!
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Your words, not mine.
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That is a shitty riddle.
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Would've gotten it
with two more seconds.
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Hey, you know
I'm a birthday brat.
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Why didn't you come
to my party last week?
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[Clock King] Oh, sweetie,
I didn't invite them.
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You know they never
go out anymore.
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Everyone knows
they've clocked out.
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Okay, that is two
clock jokes now,
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you're not gettin' a third.
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And we go out. We go out.
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We get coffee, and we go...
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back to our place
and never leave and--
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[Clock King]
We, on the other hand...
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Okay. That is three.
The next one gets you hurt.
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[Clock King] ...live
very active couples lives.
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Bar trivia every Wednes...
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And I signed us up for one of
those miniature golf leagues.
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Mmm. Whatever it takes
to keep the spark burning.
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Else you end up one of those
sexless, boring couples.
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[Clock King] Not us, though.
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Riddler always knows
how to make my cock turn.
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Clock. I think you mean clock.
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[Clock King]
I know what I said.
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Ugh, those two are so smug.
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What's with their working out
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and those perfect asses?
Like... [scoffs]
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Hey, I know something fun
we could do tonight.
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[jazz music playing]
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Welcome back to
Nite Goss with Tawny!
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Me. [chuckles]
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Ah, you're right, Ivy.
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Eatin' dinner
where we sleep is fun.
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I know, right?
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Lois Lane is
a Pulitzer Prize winner
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whose expose on LexCorp
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finally sent Lex Luthor
to jail.
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- [audience] Yay!
- [Tawny] Now, Lois.
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Does Superman wear underwear
under the underwear
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over the overwear,
or is it a one-and-done deal?
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Um, I thought
I was here to talk
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about my accomplishments.
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- Nope!
- [audience laughing]
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Is it me or did Lois
get her neck done?
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Oh, yeah, they all get
their neck done in Metropolis.
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Do I have anything in my teeth?
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[Tawny] Now, you're hosting
the opening gala
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of the Metropolis
Superman Museum.
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[chuckles]
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Where's my invite, girl?
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Sorry, it's
a Metropolis-exclusive event.
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All to celebrate
our Big Blue Boy Scout,
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and everything that helped him
be the hero he is.
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It's the most exciting event
of the year.
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Girl, don't tempt me.
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This is like a comet,
a once-in-a-lifetime event!
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Oh, I wish I could go.
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- We gotta go!
- [plates breaking]
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Uh, really? To that gala?
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Yes! Think about it, Ive.
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I mean, when's the last time
we went out on a Saturday?
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I think it was...
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Uh, March, of last year.
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Look, you heard Lois, okay?
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It's a Metropolis exclusive.
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She also said
it's a celebration
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of everythin' that helped him.
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I saved Supes' life, remember?
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And he never said "thank you."
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And I am gettin'
that "thank you."
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And leave Gotham?
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- [helicopter hovering]
- [screeching]
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- [explosion]
- Come on.
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You're always sayin'
ya wanna go across the pond.
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I meant Europe.
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I don't know. You know?
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Wh... What do you think,
Catwoman?
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Ugh. You're going.
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- Please, please, please...
- Ugh! Fine.
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[squeals]
Gotham City's Best-est,
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Most Titillating-est,
Most Exciting-est Couple
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are going to the Big Apple!
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It's the Big Apricot.
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We're going to the Big Apricot!
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[distant sirens wailing]
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[orchestral music playing]
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[whooshing]
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- [reporters chattering]
- [cameras clicking]
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- [man] Ivy! Ivy!
- [woman] Hello!
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Man, it's been so long,
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I forgot what it feels like
to wear a dress.
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But isn't it great to finally
wear underwear again?
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I don't know about great,
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but, um... [clears throat]
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Look at everyone.
They're, like, smiling.
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No one's fighting.
How do people live like this?
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I can't believe how good
everyone smells here.
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In Gotham, even the prettiest
people smell like piss.
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[Poison Ivy] Wow, they really
just kinda went all out.
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It's got that
"new museum" smell.
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[Harley]
And it'll stay this way,
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as long as I get that
"thank you" from Superman.
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I'm sorry,
what was that last thing?
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Oh, I just said that,
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if he doesn't say "thank you"
for saving his life,
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I'm gonna lose my goddamn mind
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and take a bat to everything!
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Please don't tell me
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you're making Superman's
special night all about you?
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- Oh, no! But, you know, I--
- But?
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Ooh, bubbles!
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Uh, excuse me.
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How do you get all the chunks
out of the water?
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Chunks in the water?
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Oh, dear. Where are we,
Gotham City?
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L'Chaim.
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- [glass shatters]
- [all gasping]
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Oh, you guys recycle here?
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Hey, baby?
Look at me for a second?
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Um, I feel like we should just
stick to ourselves tonight.
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Just 'cause we don't
really know anyone here.
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Bruce!
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I knew it was you
the moment I smelled
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that sweet Gotham piss.
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[whispers] Are ya here
for a B-A-T thing?
252
00:08:34,305 --> 00:08:37,474
These days I'm focusing more
on what really matters.
253
00:08:37,475 --> 00:08:38,601
My family...
254
00:08:39,269 --> 00:08:40,811
business.
255
00:08:40,812 --> 00:08:42,312
I decided to build the new
Wayne Enterprises Tower here,
256
00:08:42,313 --> 00:08:44,398
after the last one
was destroyed by a moon laser.
257
00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:46,066
Yada-yada.
I can see I'm boring you.
258
00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:48,485
The real reason I'm here
is to support
259
00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,320
my girlfriend, Lena.
260
00:08:50,321 --> 00:08:51,780
She's always so busy.
261
00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,407
It's nice to finally
have a night out together.
262
00:08:53,408 --> 00:08:54,783
Well, hello there!
263
00:08:54,784 --> 00:08:56,702
Ya look so sophisticated.
264
00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:57,911
And age-appropriate.
265
00:08:57,912 --> 00:08:59,163
[scoffs] You want
a medal, champ?
266
00:08:59,164 --> 00:09:02,082
Giving Brucie
proper comeuppance.
267
00:09:02,083 --> 00:09:05,002
[laughs] Careful,
don't boss him around too much,
268
00:09:05,003 --> 00:09:06,670
or else he'll fall for you.
269
00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,005
He likes to call me Martha.
270
00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:09,506
[chuckles nervously]
She's joking.
271
00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:10,924
Uh, definitely joking...
272
00:09:10,925 --> 00:09:13,385
It's so wonderful to meet
some of Brucie's friends.
273
00:09:13,386 --> 00:09:16,513
I was beginning to think this
ol' grumpy Gus didn't have any.
274
00:09:16,514 --> 00:09:18,349
I'm not grumpy. I'm stoic.
275
00:09:18,350 --> 00:09:19,725
You're grumpy.
276
00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:20,684
And don't correct me
in front of people.
277
00:09:20,685 --> 00:09:21,977
Yes, right, of course.
278
00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:23,729
- [glass clinking]
- Excuse me, everyone.
279
00:09:23,730 --> 00:09:25,189
Oh, she did get her neck done.
280
00:09:25,190 --> 00:09:27,524
Before we see
the man of the hour,
281
00:09:27,525 --> 00:09:28,650
or should I say,
282
00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,862
the Man of Steel of the hour...
283
00:09:32,155 --> 00:09:33,030
[coughs]
284
00:09:33,031 --> 00:09:34,698
Hmm, I can win
a Pulitzer Prize,
285
00:09:34,699 --> 00:09:36,075
but I can't get a laugh.
286
00:09:36,076 --> 00:09:37,910
I'd like to welcome
tonight's benefactor,
287
00:09:37,911 --> 00:09:39,661
the queen bee of Metropolis
288
00:09:39,662 --> 00:09:41,830
who made this museum possible.
289
00:09:41,831 --> 00:09:43,207
- Lena Luthor!
- Lena Luthor?
290
00:09:43,208 --> 00:09:45,542
Holy shit,
that is Lex's sister.
291
00:09:45,543 --> 00:09:48,545
Thank you. Oh, thank you, all.
292
00:09:48,546 --> 00:09:50,381
You are too kind.
293
00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,590
[chuckles]
294
00:09:51,591 --> 00:09:53,008
Now, you're probably thinking,
295
00:09:53,009 --> 00:09:55,594
"Gee.
Isn't it ironic for a Luthor
296
00:09:55,595 --> 00:09:57,763
to fund a Superman museum?"
297
00:09:57,764 --> 00:10:00,974
But I assure you,
I am not my brother.
298
00:10:00,975 --> 00:10:02,142
I have a full head of hair.
299
00:10:02,143 --> 00:10:03,477
[all laughing]
300
00:10:03,478 --> 00:10:05,229
Hmm. A little obvious,
but sure.
301
00:10:05,230 --> 00:10:08,065
We have a wonderful night
for you beautiful people.
302
00:10:08,066 --> 00:10:10,818
Including a performance by
the Cirque du Supes acrobatics,
303
00:10:10,819 --> 00:10:12,152
followed by the unveiling
304
00:10:12,153 --> 00:10:15,030
of the crown jewel
of our collection,
305
00:10:15,031 --> 00:10:18,992
the most cherished artifact
in Superman history.
306
00:10:18,993 --> 00:10:20,452
What do ya think
the artifact is?
307
00:10:20,453 --> 00:10:22,246
I hope it's not the ashes
of Krypto the Superdog.
308
00:10:22,247 --> 00:10:24,748
I heard he bit the Flash
and they had to... You know.
309
00:10:24,749 --> 00:10:26,583
No, no, the mutt's here.
Look, look, look.
310
00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:29,003
[camera shutter clicking]
311
00:10:29,004 --> 00:10:30,546
[Harley] Hey, Supes! Supes!
312
00:10:30,547 --> 00:10:32,090
Sup-er-man!
313
00:10:32,549 --> 00:10:33,549
Supes!
314
00:10:33,550 --> 00:10:34,800
He probably didn't see me.
315
00:10:34,801 --> 00:10:36,885
The dude sees through walls.
316
00:10:36,886 --> 00:10:38,303
That's a snub, babe.
317
00:10:38,304 --> 00:10:39,638
Wha-- Screw that!
318
00:10:39,639 --> 00:10:40,973
I didn't shave my pits
to get snubbed.
319
00:10:40,974 --> 00:10:42,599
[Jimmy Olsen] Help! Help!
320
00:10:42,600 --> 00:10:44,019
I'll save you, Jimmy!
321
00:10:45,770 --> 00:10:47,981
[screaming]
322
00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:50,191
Ah...
323
00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:52,359
Oh, never mind.
324
00:10:52,360 --> 00:10:54,278
Got my bowtie jammed
in this here automatic door
325
00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:56,238
and the pressure
was choking me to death.
326
00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:57,740
Thankfully,
one of these new-fangled
327
00:10:57,741 --> 00:10:59,533
Automaton Sentries freed me
328
00:10:59,534 --> 00:11:00,909
and gave me a chocolate-mint.
329
00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,078
Guess I don't need ya,
Mr. Superman, sir.
330
00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:04,496
Ha! Oh, wow.
331
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:07,333
That's, uh, that's so great
you don't need me, Jimmy.
332
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,459
So great.
333
00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,670
Supes, I want that "thank you!"
334
00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,341
[sentry] Scanning.
335
00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:17,301
I could spit the mint out.
336
00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:20,054
[sentry] You two don't have
tickets for entry.
337
00:11:20,055 --> 00:11:22,222
Gothamites don't belong here.
338
00:11:22,223 --> 00:11:23,892
[both screaming]
339
00:11:25,352 --> 00:11:27,144
[both grunting]
340
00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:29,980
Ugh! You know,
screw those hoity-toity cun--
341
00:11:29,981 --> 00:11:31,899
Oh, my God. This mattress.
342
00:11:31,900 --> 00:11:33,484
I believe in God now.
343
00:11:33,485 --> 00:11:35,944
Can we bring it to the hotel
and just watch Nite Goss,
344
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:38,489
order room service,
stay in, and just--
345
00:11:38,490 --> 00:11:40,574
No! That's what we always do.
346
00:11:40,575 --> 00:11:41,825
I mean, ugh.
347
00:11:41,826 --> 00:11:43,285
We can't let
those yuppies win, okay?
348
00:11:43,286 --> 00:11:45,704
They wanna ruin our night,
we will ruin theirs.
349
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,206
We are breakin'
into that museum
350
00:11:47,207 --> 00:11:49,792
and stealin' their prized
bullshit thingy!
351
00:11:49,793 --> 00:11:51,168
Um, okay.
352
00:11:51,169 --> 00:11:54,129
We will do that,
right after this quick nap.
353
00:11:54,130 --> 00:11:55,798
[performer] I don't know
how Charlie and I
354
00:11:55,799 --> 00:11:57,049
will get through this.
355
00:11:57,050 --> 00:11:58,801
How can I go on,
knowing he's thinking
356
00:11:58,802 --> 00:12:00,302
about those big tentacles
357
00:12:00,303 --> 00:12:02,054
the whole time
we are making love?
358
00:12:02,055 --> 00:12:03,597
It's a perfectly normal fetish.
359
00:12:03,598 --> 00:12:04,682
- Oh!
- [performers grunting]
360
00:12:04,683 --> 00:12:06,100
You're into tentacles?
361
00:12:06,101 --> 00:12:07,726
I was thinkin' about
your vines. [humming]
362
00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:09,813
- All right. [chuckles]
- [woman grunts]
363
00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:15,776
Oh, shit.
364
00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,403
We need another way up there.
365
00:12:17,404 --> 00:12:19,029
[Harley] Ugh, if only
we could swing around
366
00:12:19,030 --> 00:12:21,699
on those aerial silks
without causin' a scene.
367
00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:23,033
Hey! What the hell is--
368
00:12:23,034 --> 00:12:25,327
We're not paying you
to stand around.
369
00:12:25,328 --> 00:12:28,831
We're paying you to swing
around on those aerial silks.
370
00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:30,750
[crowd gasp, murmuring]
371
00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:34,712
- [thuds]
- [Poison Ivy] Oh!
372
00:12:34,713 --> 00:12:35,713
[both grunting]
373
00:12:35,714 --> 00:12:36,922
- Whoa!
- [grunts]
374
00:12:36,923 --> 00:12:38,966
- [Poison Ivy] Ah.
- [Harley exclaims]
375
00:12:38,967 --> 00:12:41,219
[both grunting]
376
00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:45,431
[Harley] Oh!
377
00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:46,974
[both grunting]
378
00:12:46,975 --> 00:12:48,476
[sighs] That didn't look great.
379
00:12:52,313 --> 00:12:53,397
Ah! Hmm.
380
00:12:53,398 --> 00:12:54,815
Thought there'd be
an alarm or somethin'.
381
00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,525
- This city's lazy.
- [whooshing]
382
00:12:56,526 --> 00:12:57,943
Hey, is that Superman?
383
00:12:57,944 --> 00:13:00,404
- Sadly eating cookies?
- [vacuuming]
384
00:13:00,405 --> 00:13:01,572
Must be his cheat day.
385
00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:02,906
[sentry] Drop the artifact.
386
00:13:02,907 --> 00:13:04,783
- If you say so.
- [clangs]
387
00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:06,076
[sentry] Ah! Ah! Ah!
388
00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,995
Kill the piss-smelling humans.
389
00:13:07,996 --> 00:13:09,413
Oh, fuck off!
390
00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:11,415
Sweating is the sign
of a healthy body! Ha!
391
00:13:11,416 --> 00:13:12,917
[sentries grunting]
392
00:13:14,669 --> 00:13:15,836
- [Harley grunts]
- [sentry] Ah!
393
00:13:15,837 --> 00:13:17,338
- [zapping]
- [Harley grunts]
394
00:13:17,339 --> 00:13:19,548
[groans] There's no greenery
in this damn museum!
395
00:13:19,549 --> 00:13:20,758
Ah! Luckily,
396
00:13:20,759 --> 00:13:22,552
I never leave home
without a snack.
397
00:13:23,553 --> 00:13:25,138
[warbling]
398
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:27,556
[zapping]
399
00:13:27,557 --> 00:13:28,807
Ah, shit.
400
00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:29,892
[grunts]
401
00:13:29,893 --> 00:13:32,269
[grunts, exclaims]
402
00:13:32,270 --> 00:13:33,229
[Harley] Ivy!
403
00:13:37,776 --> 00:13:38,650
[crowd gasping]
404
00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:39,735
[Poison Ivy] Nice move.
405
00:13:39,736 --> 00:13:41,446
Yeah, that was hot, wasn't it?
406
00:13:44,908 --> 00:13:46,825
- [Harley grunts]
- [sentry] Ah!
407
00:13:46,826 --> 00:13:48,119
- [thuds]
- [electricity crackling]
408
00:13:50,038 --> 00:13:51,831
- [all cheering]
- [Harley grunts]
409
00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,041
Harley, on your right!
410
00:13:54,042 --> 00:13:55,459
- [zapping]
- [grunts]
411
00:13:55,460 --> 00:13:56,627
[Poison Ivy grunts]
412
00:13:56,628 --> 00:13:57,836
- I should help.
- Ha!
413
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,838
What are you gonna do, Brucie?
414
00:13:59,839 --> 00:14:01,048
Let 'em have their fun.
415
00:14:01,049 --> 00:14:03,092
[Harley grunts]
416
00:14:03,093 --> 00:14:05,387
- [grunts] Ah!
- [electricity crackling]
417
00:14:06,596 --> 00:14:07,472
[whooshing]
418
00:14:09,474 --> 00:14:11,141
[camera shutter clicking]
419
00:14:11,142 --> 00:14:13,144
- [glass shatters]
- [crashing]
420
00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:15,604
[crowd cheering]
421
00:14:15,605 --> 00:14:17,981
- [Poison Ivy grunts]
- [cheering continues]
422
00:14:17,982 --> 00:14:19,942
Holy shit, that was incredible!
423
00:14:19,943 --> 00:14:21,819
I haven't felt like this
in so long.
424
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:24,530
I know, godda-- I missed
doing stuff like this with you.
425
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:26,573
It makes me wanna take you
right here and just fu--
426
00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:27,991
Oh, boy, here it comes.
427
00:14:27,992 --> 00:14:31,662
Give it up for the stunt
spectacular, everyone!
428
00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:33,163
- [crowd cheering]
- And now,
429
00:14:33,164 --> 00:14:36,291
the unveiling of the cream
of our Superman crop.
430
00:14:36,292 --> 00:14:38,836
Superman's most cherished item.
431
00:14:38,837 --> 00:14:40,004
His dirty underwear?
432
00:14:40,005 --> 00:14:42,214
- His first cape.
- [crowd] Aw.
433
00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,882
The very blanket
he was wrapped in
434
00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,759
when he arrived on Earth.
435
00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,553
Isn't it fab?
436
00:14:47,554 --> 00:14:50,014
- That was my second guess.
- [applauding]
437
00:14:50,015 --> 00:14:53,017
- [reporters shouting]
- [cameras clicking]
438
00:14:53,018 --> 00:14:54,143
Hey, whoa. Hands off.
439
00:14:54,144 --> 00:14:55,519
We gotta go. We gotta go.
440
00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,021
She's all mine. Bye.
We're going to the hotel.
441
00:14:57,022 --> 00:14:58,355
Later. Bye. Right now.
442
00:14:58,356 --> 00:15:00,065
What's wrong?
Wasn't that incredible?
443
00:15:00,066 --> 00:15:02,526
Aren't you excited and happy
and completely fulfilled?
444
00:15:02,527 --> 00:15:04,862
Hang on. Babe, is that
what this was about?
445
00:15:04,863 --> 00:15:06,864
Riddler and Clock King's
446
00:15:06,865 --> 00:15:08,532
"losing the spark" bullshit?
Come on.
447
00:15:08,533 --> 00:15:10,784
It's not about them,
it's about us!
448
00:15:10,785 --> 00:15:12,077
We stay in all the time,
449
00:15:12,078 --> 00:15:13,537
we stopped gettin' invited
to things.
450
00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:15,873
Hell, I stopped wearin' bras,
and not in a sexy
451
00:15:15,874 --> 00:15:17,541
"Ooh, I'm not
wearin' a bra" way.
452
00:15:17,542 --> 00:15:18,876
We used to be fireworks,
453
00:15:18,877 --> 00:15:20,294
and now,
we're piss-scented candles
454
00:15:20,295 --> 00:15:22,212
waitin' to be all blown out.
455
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:24,715
I don't think I could
survive us blowin' out.
456
00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:29,553
Harley, you sweet, beautiful,
dummy, dum-dum.
457
00:15:29,554 --> 00:15:33,474
We don't need to manufacture
fireworks between us.
458
00:15:33,475 --> 00:15:35,726
Us sitting around the house,
just bored?
459
00:15:35,727 --> 00:15:37,603
That's the most
exciting thing I can think of.
460
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,730
Aw, Ives. Mmm.
461
00:15:39,731 --> 00:15:42,775
So you wanna go back
to the hotel to sit around?
462
00:15:42,776 --> 00:15:44,985
- [both moaning]
- [Harley] Ooh.
463
00:15:44,986 --> 00:15:47,446
[Harley squeals, giggles]
464
00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:48,947
[moaning]
465
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,949
On second thought,
maybe staying in all day
466
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,368
isn't such a bad idea.
467
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:55,955
- [knocking at door]
- Mmm. No. [sobbing]
468
00:15:57,916 --> 00:15:59,500
[gasps] We're the front page
469
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:02,086
of the most prestigious
newspaper in the world!
470
00:16:02,087 --> 00:16:03,754
That would be
incredibly meaningful
471
00:16:03,755 --> 00:16:05,422
if it was, like, 1998.
472
00:16:05,423 --> 00:16:07,675
"Join me at the
Tavern Over The Green at noon.
473
00:16:07,676 --> 00:16:09,093
Lots of love, Lena."
474
00:16:09,094 --> 00:16:11,261
Ah, no way. Are you kidding me?
475
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:14,223
I don't care how much
she's spent on hair implants.
476
00:16:14,224 --> 00:16:16,183
The Luthors? They're bad juju.
477
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,643
She'll probably pay
for the meal.
478
00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:21,105
God damn it. All right,
hand me my underwear.
479
00:16:21,106 --> 00:16:22,731
Not really
a happenin' spot, huh?
480
00:16:22,732 --> 00:16:24,149
[Lena] Actually,
I rented it out.
481
00:16:24,150 --> 00:16:26,110
I wanted to thank you both
for taking my gala
482
00:16:26,111 --> 00:16:27,695
to the next level last night.
483
00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:30,030
[gasps] Enchantress' thingy?
484
00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:31,949
The Heart of Darkness, huh?
[inhales]
485
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,284
Yeah, no way
I'm trusting a Luthor
486
00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:37,705
who casually wears a necklace
with a demon in it.
487
00:16:37,706 --> 00:16:39,623
- Come on. Let's go, Harls.
- Oh, we're going!
488
00:16:39,624 --> 00:16:40,958
Wait... A demon?
489
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,710
I got this necklace
from Sotheby's.
490
00:16:42,711 --> 00:16:43,961
[both] Catwoman.
491
00:16:43,962 --> 00:16:45,629
You're right
to be apprehensive.
492
00:16:45,630 --> 00:16:47,756
Luthors are notoriously
wretched billionaires
493
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:49,842
who use their wealth
for power and self-interest.
494
00:16:49,843 --> 00:16:50,926
But not me.
495
00:16:50,927 --> 00:16:52,428
All I want is to make sure
496
00:16:52,429 --> 00:16:55,472
Metropolis remains
the perfect City of Tomorrow.
497
00:16:55,473 --> 00:16:56,640
Ivy, I must know,
498
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,392
what do you think
of Centennial Park?
499
00:16:58,393 --> 00:17:00,602
I may have run the committee
that planned it.
500
00:17:00,603 --> 00:17:02,479
I mean, you know,
it's pretty good.
501
00:17:02,480 --> 00:17:04,189
You told me it was,
"the best use of green space
502
00:17:04,190 --> 00:17:05,149
you've ever seen."
503
00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,817
Okay, it's good.
504
00:17:06,818 --> 00:17:08,527
But the rest of the city,
you know,
505
00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:10,529
it's all chrome
and it's sterile.
506
00:17:10,530 --> 00:17:12,614
There's zero greenery
elsewhere.
507
00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,824
The museum, even.
508
00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:17,077
This rooftop.
It's just... It's depressing.
509
00:17:17,078 --> 00:17:18,579
Oh, God, you're right.
510
00:17:18,580 --> 00:17:22,417
Okay, well, what would you
suggest we do about that?
511
00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:25,544
[grunting]
512
00:17:25,545 --> 00:17:27,130
[vines creaking]
513
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:35,555
[vines whooshing]
514
00:17:39,309 --> 00:17:40,976
[sniffs, gasps]
515
00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,686
[explosion]
516
00:17:42,687 --> 00:17:44,646
[laughing maniacally]
517
00:17:44,647 --> 00:17:46,774
I am Eclipso,
518
00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:49,318
the Spirit of God's Wrath.
519
00:17:49,319 --> 00:17:51,653
I will have my vengeance--
520
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,030
- [Harley grunts]
- [Eclipso] Oh, shit.
521
00:17:53,031 --> 00:17:55,032
- [Lena] Ah!
- Oh, shit.
522
00:17:55,033 --> 00:17:56,700
I am so sorry. I got...
523
00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,660
[chuckles] ...a little bit
carried away.
524
00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:01,663
- And I didn't mean to--
- Oh, marvelous!
525
00:18:01,664 --> 00:18:02,539
I loved it.
526
00:18:02,540 --> 00:18:04,708
- I love you!
- Okay, ew.
527
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:07,127
Oh, and I love you!
528
00:18:07,128 --> 00:18:10,881
You are just
completely unpredictable!
529
00:18:10,882 --> 00:18:12,383
Much obliged?
530
00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:13,926
I'm sorry, so are you not upset
about the diamond?
531
00:18:13,927 --> 00:18:17,221
Or the demon blood
all over your fab Gucci dress?
532
00:18:17,222 --> 00:18:19,223
[laughs] I was gonna
burn this anyway.
533
00:18:19,224 --> 00:18:21,058
I never repeat an outfit.
534
00:18:21,059 --> 00:18:23,268
Yeah, no, I...
I've only worn this once.
535
00:18:23,269 --> 00:18:26,563
You two are exactly
what we need here.
536
00:18:26,564 --> 00:18:28,565
Trouble? Where's the trouble?
I heard a demon.
537
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:30,275
Where is he? Let me at 'im!
538
00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:31,527
- [thuds]
- Oh.
539
00:18:31,528 --> 00:18:33,237
You took care of it.
Cool. Cool.
540
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:34,947
Guess you don't need me
anymore either.
541
00:18:34,948 --> 00:18:36,240
Nobody needs me anymore.
542
00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:39,536
- [sighs]
- I'll take one for the team.
543
00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:42,913
So, I'm thinkin'
of breakin' into
544
00:18:42,914 --> 00:18:45,749
the Metropolis Federal Reserve.
545
00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:48,085
Uh, I just said
I'm gonna rob a bank
546
00:18:48,086 --> 00:18:49,128
and ya didn't even blink.
547
00:18:49,129 --> 00:18:50,462
I know you're not serious.
548
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:52,006
Your heart's beating too slow.
549
00:18:52,007 --> 00:18:54,133
And with the city's new
Automaton Security System,
550
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,467
they'd stop you before
you even entered.
551
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:57,219
What? Those chrome-domes
didn't stop me
552
00:18:57,220 --> 00:19:00,139
from breakin' into your museum
and stealin' your baby blankie.
553
00:19:00,140 --> 00:19:01,473
Yeah, they did.
554
00:19:01,474 --> 00:19:03,475
My blanket's still safe
in the museum.
555
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,061
The System calculated
that the best way to stop you
556
00:19:06,062 --> 00:19:07,438
was to let you "win."
557
00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:09,440
Crime isn't possible here
anymore.
558
00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:12,443
That museum isn't a testament
to my achievements.
559
00:19:12,444 --> 00:19:14,111
It's a tomb, and I'm a relic.
560
00:19:14,112 --> 00:19:16,781
- Okay. That sucks.
- Yeah. It sucks.
561
00:19:19,242 --> 00:19:20,576
Sounds to me
like you're in a rut.
562
00:19:20,577 --> 00:19:22,453
You spent so long
defining yourself
563
00:19:22,454 --> 00:19:24,288
by your career, your goals.
564
00:19:24,289 --> 00:19:26,331
But a rut doesn't mean
life's ending, okay?
565
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,833
It means you need
a new beginning.
566
00:19:27,834 --> 00:19:29,460
When's the last time
you took a vacation?
567
00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:31,128
A few months ago,
I went to space
568
00:19:31,129 --> 00:19:32,463
to alter the Earth's rotation
569
00:19:32,464 --> 00:19:34,423
and turn back time
to undo Lois' death.
570
00:19:34,424 --> 00:19:37,092
Okay. When's the last time
you went to space for fun?
571
00:19:37,093 --> 00:19:38,927
Metropolis may not
need Superman,
572
00:19:38,928 --> 00:19:40,679
but you know who does?
573
00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,014
Superman.
574
00:19:42,015 --> 00:19:43,807
Wow. You are so toned.
575
00:19:43,808 --> 00:19:45,351
I've never taken a break.
576
00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:47,019
Who am I if I'm not Superman?
577
00:19:47,020 --> 00:19:48,520
Figuring that out
578
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,774
sounds like the adventure
of a lifetime.
579
00:19:52,025 --> 00:19:53,567
Gosh darnit, you're right!
580
00:19:53,568 --> 00:19:56,362
It's time Superman
went on sabbatical!
581
00:19:56,363 --> 00:19:58,155
And I think I'll take
that cool reporter,
582
00:19:58,156 --> 00:19:59,239
Clark Kent, with me.
583
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:00,741
[chuckles]
584
00:20:00,742 --> 00:20:03,160
Huh. That's the second time
you've saved me, Harley.
585
00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,244
[whooshing]
586
00:20:04,245 --> 00:20:06,789
And still no "thank you."
587
00:20:06,790 --> 00:20:08,916
And with that,
Supes peaced out.
588
00:20:08,917 --> 00:20:10,167
Oh, wait, and get this.
589
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:12,127
Superman is totally
cheatin' on Lois
590
00:20:12,128 --> 00:20:13,712
with some guy named Clark Kent.
591
00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:16,256
So, I've heard they spend
a lot of time together,
592
00:20:16,257 --> 00:20:18,258
but no one ever sees them
in the same room.
593
00:20:18,259 --> 00:20:19,927
Kinda like they're hiding.
594
00:20:19,928 --> 00:20:21,220
Hiding from Lois.
595
00:20:21,221 --> 00:20:22,680
[both laughing]
596
00:20:22,681 --> 00:20:24,348
Ah. I can't believe
I'm saying this,
597
00:20:24,349 --> 00:20:26,600
but I think I'm gonna
miss this view.
598
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:29,603
[Harley sighs] Too bad
we're goin' back to Gotham.
599
00:20:29,604 --> 00:20:31,063
[both] I think we should stay.
600
00:20:31,064 --> 00:20:32,981
[both] You wanna stay?
'Cause I was thinkin'--
601
00:20:32,982 --> 00:20:34,400
Okay, we gotta stop talking
at the same time. Let me just--
602
00:20:34,401 --> 00:20:36,276
While you were with Supes,
603
00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:37,778
Lena made me an offer
604
00:20:37,779 --> 00:20:40,197
to run the Metropolis
Green Initiative.
605
00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:42,616
Oh, my God, Ives.
That's incredible!
606
00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:44,493
That's perfect for you.
What is it?
607
00:20:44,494 --> 00:20:45,828
You know the garden I made?
Okay.
608
00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:48,706
We're gonna do that
to the whole city.
609
00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:50,833
I get to turn this silver city
610
00:20:50,834 --> 00:20:53,627
into the greenest place
on Earth.
611
00:20:53,628 --> 00:20:55,546
They don't view me
as a villain.
612
00:20:55,547 --> 00:20:58,173
They get it.
They get what I'm trying to do.
613
00:20:58,174 --> 00:20:59,967
I feel the same.
I like me here.
614
00:20:59,968 --> 00:21:01,468
I like us here.
615
00:21:01,469 --> 00:21:04,054
Maybe Metropolis is just
what we need, a fresh start.
616
00:21:04,055 --> 00:21:05,097
[gasps]
617
00:21:05,098 --> 00:21:07,307
We should buy a condo here!
618
00:21:07,308 --> 00:21:09,059
You already bought a condo,
didn't you?
619
00:21:09,060 --> 00:21:10,310
I couldn't turn down the offer.
620
00:21:10,311 --> 00:21:12,771
It was an 8.5%,
jumbo 50-year ARM.
621
00:21:12,772 --> 00:21:15,733
Wait, what asshole would
give you such a horrible--
622
00:21:15,734 --> 00:21:17,401
- Oh, it was Bruce Wayne.
- It was Bruce.
623
00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:19,653
- He's got a building. Yeah.
- [sighs]
624
00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,989
- Fuck it! I'm in.
- [laughs]
625
00:21:21,990 --> 00:21:23,449
I'm all in with you.
626
00:21:23,450 --> 00:21:25,325
Dang. I thought you'd need
way more convincin'
627
00:21:25,326 --> 00:21:26,702
to be this spontaneous.
628
00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:29,204
Ey, guess you're kinda
rubbing off on me.
629
00:21:29,205 --> 00:21:31,248
[both moaning]
630
00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:34,418
Oh, and I got us appointments
with Lois' neck person.
631
00:21:34,419 --> 00:21:37,546
Whoo! You hear that,
Big Apricot?
632
00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:40,090
Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy
are gettin' new necks,
633
00:21:40,091 --> 00:21:42,176
and movin' to Metropolis!
634
00:21:42,177 --> 00:21:44,054
[sentries whirring]
635
00:21:44,971 --> 00:21:46,430
[zapping]
636
00:21:46,431 --> 00:21:48,433
[zapping continues]
637
00:21:50,894 --> 00:21:52,186
[sentries whirring]
638
00:21:52,187 --> 00:21:54,439
[frequency tuning]
639
00:21:58,276 --> 00:21:59,360
[powering up]
640
00:21:59,361 --> 00:22:00,944
[warbling]
641
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:03,113
[computer beeping]
642
00:22:03,114 --> 00:22:05,074
...movin' to Metropolis!
643
00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:06,618
[beeping, buzzing]
644
00:22:07,243 --> 00:22:10,454
What. A. Mess.
645
00:22:10,455 --> 00:22:12,749
[theme music playing]
646
00:22:12,799 --> 00:22:17,349
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