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Eighty-two.
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Would have been 83
come Valentine's Day.
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Were either of you with him
when he died?
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-No.
-No?
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I came in to see
if he needed anything,
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but he had already passed.
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Got here as fast as I could.
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I appreciate it,
but we're okay.
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-Are we done?
-Yeah.
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If we have any more questions,
we have your information.
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Sorry for your loss.
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-Thank you.
-Thanks.
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What happened?
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What?
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He died of old age, right?
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-What do you mean, "right"?
-I mean
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he was 82,
so it was his time to go.
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Yes, Rayfield, it was his time.
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It was his time.
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Oh, oh, absolutely.
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I am so sorry, Marion.
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Anything I could do?
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Well, you could say a prayer
for my Frank.
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Of course.
Did he have any family?
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I could make some calls.
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No. Well,
there's a little sister.
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Maybe we should call her.
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-That might be difficult.
-Why?
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She's L-WOP in Chino.
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-L-WOP?
-Life without parole.
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How would you know that?
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I keep telling you
he's a hoodlum.
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I'm not a hoodlum.
I made a mistake, I paid for it.
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-I'm rehabilitated.
-Hoodlum.
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Oh, whatever. She still deserves
to know her brother's gone.
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I'm not going to
no woman's prison!
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I'm sure we can
get word to her.
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Do whatever you want,
just leave me out of it!
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What stage of grief is that?
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I don't know.
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You okay?
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Not really.
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I'm sorry, man.
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Probably triggered
the necrophobia.
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-Necro what?
-Necrophobia.
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Fear of dead things.
I looked it up.
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Why the fuck would you
look that up?
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'Cause you're my friend,
my partner,
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and I know you struggle with it.
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Thank you for coming over.
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Go home.
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Should have looked up
fear of intimacy, Ray.
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♪ The legend lives on ♪
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♪ From the Chippewa on down ♪
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♪ From the big lake ♪
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♪ They called Gitche Gumee ♪
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♪ The lake, it is said,
never gives up her dead ♪
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♪ When the skies of November
turn gloomy ♪
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Hey.
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-Sorry about that.
-It's okay.
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Death in the family,
you get a mulligan.
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Thank you. It's just been
real freaky around here.
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I can imagine.
With the necrophobia?
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-Would you please...
-Sorry.
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-Hey, I could use
your help tomorrow.
-Anything.
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I gotta take Grandma over
to our funeral home,
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help make arrangements
for Frank's, uh--
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What you call it?
Interment?
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I'll be there.
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-Thank you, bro.
-Be strong for her.
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What time you thinking?
I'll give our favorite mortician
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a heads-up.
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-9:00.
-See you there.
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What ever happened
to Martin Lawrence?
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What?
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Martin Lawrence.
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You don't see him anymore.
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Okay? I don't blame you, baby.
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-Oh, hey, Danny, Ray.
-Yolanda,
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this is my grandmother Marion.
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Hello, Marion.
I'm so sorry for your loss.
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Thank you.
He was a great man.
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I'm sure he was.
Let me tell Alan you're here.
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Hi. Yeah. Just arrived.
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He'll be right out.
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You own this place?
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We got a piece.
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What's that mean,
you got a piece?
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It's a hoodlum thing.
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Marion, I am so sorry.
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-My deepest condolences.
-Thank you.
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Now, don't you worry
about a thing.
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I will personally take care
of every detail,
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soup to nuts.
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I appreciate it.
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Come. Let's go talk.
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Right this way.
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There you go.
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Now, I don't want to rush this,
but a church bus flipped over
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on the 118,
and I got a lot of incoming.
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Ka-ching!
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Coffee for Danny.
There you go.
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Marion, are you sure
I can't get you anything?
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Well, maybe some Remy.
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Done.
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Will Frank's life insurance
cover all of this?
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There's a life insurance policy?
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Maybe.
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Well, I don't want you
to worry about money.
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Because of Danny and Ray's
generous support,
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most of the funeral
will be gratis.
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All of the funeral
will be gratis.
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Let me finish. All of
the funeral will be gratis.
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Now, did the deceased
leave any instructions
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as to how he'd like to go
to his eternal rest?
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Traditional burial?
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We also offer cremation,
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and for the ecologically-minded,
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there are some exciting new
options in composting.
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Well, Frank wanted
to be buried.
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-Good choice.
-But we gonna cremate him.
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-Also a good choice.
-You sure about that?
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I want to take him home
and sprinkle his ashes
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in the flower garden.
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Which is absolutely fine,
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but I'm obliged to tell you...
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...that the California
Department of Public Affairs
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requires a permit
to spread ashes
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in any public or private space.
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They gonna send the ash police
to my house?
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No, of course not.
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You gonna rat me out,
little man?
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No, ma'am, I'm not.
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Well, looks like we're doing
cremation.
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-Today.
-Uh, actually,
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we won't have Frank's body
until tomorrow.
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All right then, first thing.
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Grandma, you were about
to marry this man.
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You sure you don't want
a funeral service,
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memoriam or nothing?
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Why? It's just gonna be
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you, me and Tony Soprano here.
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I could bring my wife and...
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I want to get this over with.
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To achieve closure
makes perfect sense.
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Now, show me them urns.
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Right this way.
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-What's going on?
-You don't want to know.
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-But there is something.
-There's nothing.
You hear me? Nothing!
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Look at
the patience by this team
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passing around
outside the 3-point line...
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-Who you texting?
-A friend.
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Ooh. Girlfriend?
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Just a friend.
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Just so you know,
if things of a romantic nature
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were to happen,
my phone lines are open
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and operators are
standing by.
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What's that mean?
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Really? You can't infer?
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What's infer?
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-Yeah?
-What are you doing?
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Chatting with a lump of clay.
What's up?
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I don't want to talk
on the phone.
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All right.
Where you want to talk?
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Hey.
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What's up with
the cloak and dagger?
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I'm pretty sure
my grandmother killed Frank.
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-Yeah, very funny.
-No, I'm serious.
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When I walked into his room,
he was dead,
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and she was standing there
holding a pillow.
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-You think--
-Yes, I think.
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Well, if you're gonna do it,
that's how you do it.
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-What's my move?
-What do you mean,
what's your move?
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You have no move.
She's your grandmother.
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I can't sit across from her
at breakfast
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-knowing she's a murderer.
-Well, nobody's perfect.
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I drove all the way over
Coldwater Canyon to Sherman Oaks
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-for "no one's perfect"?
-You didn't take the 405?
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No, no, it was all red
in my nav.
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Ah, then Coldwater was
the right call.
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Danny...
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Danny, I'm going crazy.
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I can't make sense of life
without my grandma.
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She's the rock
I've always leaned on.
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No, I understand.
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Have you said anything to her
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about your suspicions?
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No, of course not.
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Think you should?
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What, like, "Grandmother,
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"the French toast is delicious.
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Did you murder Frank?"
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Listen, I know you're joking,
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but starting with a compliment
is not a bad approach.
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I don't think I can do that.
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Well, then your only option is
to live your life
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with the possibility that
your beloved old grandma
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is a cold-blooded killer.
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Denial. That's your solution?
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It's more than a solution.
It's a lifestyle.
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-Thank you.
-And, needless to say,
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anytime you need to talk,
my phone lines are open,
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and operators are standing by.
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What?!
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Come on, you get it.
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Yeah, I get it.
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Stay strong.
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That guy's old as fuck.
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-Did you get any of that?
-Nope.
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-You speak any Spanish at all?
-Not really.
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Are you calling me
an ignorant cow?
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I thought you didn't
speak Spanish.
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I've been called that before.
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Guess I should apologize.
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But I'm not.
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Hector, I have
an ice pick in my bag.
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Pray it stays there.
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New game plan.
You're riding with me today.
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-What about Ray?
-He's taking some personal time.
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Everything okay?
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Not really. Frank died.
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-Aw.
-Try that again.
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With some human emotion.
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Where'd the fruit basket
come from?
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Card says Costa Rica.
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-Who do we know in Costa Rica?
-Nobody.
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Hey, big boy,
fruit's for partners.
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Let's roll.
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Hey, Hector.
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See ya later.
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You're kidding.
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-That's a guest house?
-Yeah.
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You have a full kitchen,
all the utensils,
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bedroom for Ray Junior,
bedroom for you,
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sheets and towels.
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I was gonna rent it out, but...
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But you know...
...this is way better.
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And just so we're clear,
we'll have our boundaries.
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You'll live your life,
I'll live mine,
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and we won't intermingle.
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-What if I want to intermingle?
-I'm sorry?
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Let me put Ray Junior
down for a nap,
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after which, I will thank you
as only I can.
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Oh. Okay.
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I guess we can do this
and still have boundaries.
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Absolutely.
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Really excited about this.
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Feels like I got
called up to the show.
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Relax. It's just
a parade of assholes.
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Some of them are
pretty savvy, right?
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No. Over time,
they all end up losers.
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The trick is
you got to bleed 'em out slow.
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Take 'em to the cleaners
one shirt at a time.
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One shirt at a time.
I like that.
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When I was selling weed,
I was always careful
256
00:10:23,831 --> 00:10:26,125
my customers didn't have
a psychotic break.
257
00:10:26,208 --> 00:10:28,044
'Cause then they're
in a lockdown ward on ketamine
258
00:10:28,127 --> 00:10:29,712
and I've lost
a steady stream of revenue.
259
00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,213
So you get it.
260
00:10:34,216 --> 00:10:36,052
I'm gonna introduce you,
but, uh,
261
00:10:36,093 --> 00:10:37,511
you got nothing to say,
all right?
262
00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:38,929
S'alright.
263
00:10:39,889 --> 00:10:41,390
Señor Wences.
264
00:10:41,432 --> 00:10:43,184
Fuck is that?
265
00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:47,980
Hey, there's my big winner.
266
00:10:48,064 --> 00:10:49,899
Yes, I am.
267
00:10:49,982 --> 00:10:52,443
Here to claim my spoils of war.
268
00:10:52,526 --> 00:10:53,569
I'm happy for you, pal.
269
00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:55,279
Thank you.
270
00:10:55,363 --> 00:10:56,614
Who's this?
271
00:10:56,697 --> 00:10:57,823
That's my associate, Hector.
272
00:10:57,907 --> 00:10:59,283
Hector, this is Artie.
273
00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:00,284
Hey, nice to meet you.
274
00:11:00,368 --> 00:11:01,744
You can say hello.
275
00:11:01,827 --> 00:11:03,996
-Hello.
-Yeah, yeah. Hey.
276
00:11:04,747 --> 00:11:06,040
You killed me this week.
277
00:11:06,082 --> 00:11:07,416
That's 'cause I got
a new system.
278
00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:08,751
-Oh, do tell.
-No.
279
00:11:08,834 --> 00:11:10,670
No, no, no, it's proprietary.
280
00:11:10,753 --> 00:11:13,255
Algorithms, historical trends.
281
00:11:13,297 --> 00:11:15,841
In fact, I've already
said too much.
282
00:11:15,925 --> 00:11:17,593
Well, whatever you're doing,
keep it up.
283
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,261
Yeah, a couple more weeks
like this,
284
00:11:19,303 --> 00:11:22,264
I get my car fixed,
my daughter gets her bike back.
285
00:11:22,306 --> 00:11:24,308
It's nice of her
to lend it to you.
286
00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,309
Yeah, well.
287
00:11:25,393 --> 00:11:27,311
She loves her daddy.
288
00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:30,272
There's nothing her mother
can do about that.
289
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,775
All right. You be good.
290
00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:35,403
Yeah, back at ya.
291
00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,573
What are you doing?
292
00:11:39,615 --> 00:11:41,033
That was really sad.
293
00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,910
Dude, you got to toughen up.
294
00:11:42,952 --> 00:11:44,370
It's his daughter's bike.
295
00:11:46,914 --> 00:11:48,457
No, I haven't talked to her yet.
296
00:11:48,499 --> 00:11:49,792
Well, what are you waiting for?
297
00:11:49,875 --> 00:11:51,627
It doesn't seem
like the right time.
298
00:11:51,711 --> 00:11:54,171
One, two, three, go!
299
00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:57,842
We had a pretty big winner
last month with the scratchers.
300
00:11:57,925 --> 00:11:59,802
Congratulations.
When's the right time?
301
00:11:59,885 --> 00:12:01,595
-You want one?
-Hang on.
302
00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,639
Guy, I don't gamble. Just this.
303
00:12:03,723 --> 00:12:06,434
Sorry. One way or another,
you got to put this behind you.
304
00:12:06,475 --> 00:12:07,560
Get some closure.
305
00:12:07,643 --> 00:12:08,811
It's... it's just,
306
00:12:08,853 --> 00:12:10,187
what if she says yes?
307
00:12:10,271 --> 00:12:11,939
-What if she took him out?
-Oh-oh.
308
00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:13,315
Then you put your arms
around her,
309
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:15,109
you tell her you love her
no matter what.
310
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,318
Then, make a mental note
never ever to piss her off.
311
00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,653
Very funny.
312
00:12:17,737 --> 00:12:19,572
-I wasn't joking.
-I got to go.
313
00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:20,823
Make sure you lock
your bedroom door tonight.
314
00:12:20,906 --> 00:12:22,199
Oh, fuck you.
315
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:24,243
She may be on a killing spree.
316
00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,705
-Everything okay?
-Yeah. It's just Danny.
317
00:12:27,788 --> 00:12:29,290
I'm sorry,
but I do not like that man.
318
00:12:29,331 --> 00:12:31,333
A lot of people feel that way.
319
00:12:31,375 --> 00:12:34,378
-Go! Yes.
-What's Ray Junior
up to?
320
00:12:34,462 --> 00:12:38,507
Grandma's letting him sprinkle
fertilizer on the flowers.
321
00:12:38,591 --> 00:12:41,177
-Aw.
-Uh-huh.
322
00:12:42,094 --> 00:12:43,345
What's this?
323
00:12:43,429 --> 00:12:44,889
If I told you,
you wouldn't believe me.
324
00:12:44,972 --> 00:12:46,140
♪ Bus ♪
325
00:12:46,182 --> 00:12:48,267
♪ The Double Dutch bus. ♪
326
00:12:53,314 --> 00:12:55,983
-Thought we agreed on 1:00.
-Could not be helped.
327
00:12:56,025 --> 00:12:57,359
Man, we had two Bernedoodles
328
00:12:57,401 --> 00:12:58,944
that rolled themselves
in horse shit.
329
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:00,571
Had to shave the dumb fuckers.
330
00:13:00,654 --> 00:13:02,072
Bit me on my tit, man.
331
00:13:02,156 --> 00:13:04,200
Want me to kiss it
and make it better?
332
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,619
-You wish.
-Who are you?
333
00:13:06,702 --> 00:13:07,870
This is my associate, Hector.
334
00:13:07,953 --> 00:13:09,580
Hector, say hola to Mad Maxine
335
00:13:09,663 --> 00:13:10,581
and Big Bad Betty.
336
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:12,041
Hola.
337
00:13:15,002 --> 00:13:17,379
-I could sit on this face.
-Mm. You want to?
338
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:20,090
We got nothing till
the Levine's chow chow.
339
00:13:20,174 --> 00:13:22,051
What do you say?
You want to party?
340
00:13:22,134 --> 00:13:25,221
I mean, we could throw down hard
and hose you off in the van.
341
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,306
That's very kind.
342
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:29,725
Danny, can you spare him
for a few hours?
343
00:13:29,767 --> 00:13:30,726
He's yours.
344
00:13:30,768 --> 00:13:31,894
Compliments of the house.
345
00:13:33,729 --> 00:13:34,897
You're joking, right?
346
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:37,566
Do we look like we're joking?
347
00:13:38,567 --> 00:13:40,027
No. Not currently. Danny?
348
00:13:40,069 --> 00:13:42,112
-What?
-Say something.
349
00:13:42,196 --> 00:13:43,405
I want him back in one piece.
350
00:13:43,447 --> 00:13:44,824
We'll do our best.
351
00:13:44,907 --> 00:13:46,408
Hop in.
352
00:13:49,370 --> 00:13:51,789
Don't worry, I got him chipped.
353
00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:58,504
Hey, how's it going?
354
00:13:58,587 --> 00:14:00,130
Okay.
355
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,508
Looks like you're taking
a liking to Janelle and Ray Jr.
356
00:14:02,591 --> 00:14:04,009
I am.
357
00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,678
She's a good momma
358
00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:09,390
and that little boy is just
a spoonful of sugar.
359
00:14:09,431 --> 00:14:10,683
I'm glad.
360
00:14:10,766 --> 00:14:12,768
You know, I thought
this house was gonna be
361
00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,436
me and Frank's love nest.
362
00:14:14,520 --> 00:14:17,356
But I'm starting to see
what it was really meant for.
363
00:14:17,439 --> 00:14:18,357
And what's that?
364
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,692
A warm, safe place
365
00:14:19,775 --> 00:14:21,026
for all my great-grandchildren.
366
00:14:21,110 --> 00:14:22,945
-All of 'em?
-Yeah.
367
00:14:22,987 --> 00:14:24,989
Why? How many are there?
368
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,283
Uh... three, I think.
369
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:28,826
Got more than enough space.
370
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:31,287
You want three baby mamas
in this house?
371
00:14:31,370 --> 00:14:35,374
Why not? You're a graduate
of Brigham Young in Provo, Utah.
372
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,877
They didn't teach you how
to manage a house full of wives?
373
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:40,045
Must have skipped that class.
374
00:14:41,046 --> 00:14:42,464
Listen.
375
00:14:45,384 --> 00:14:47,928
There's something else
we need to talk about.
376
00:14:48,888 --> 00:14:49,889
Go ahead.
377
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,765
It's about Frank.
378
00:14:52,558 --> 00:14:55,185
-What about him?
-He was making progress,
379
00:14:55,269 --> 00:14:58,022
getting stronger
every day and...
380
00:14:58,105 --> 00:14:59,481
he just suddenly dies?
381
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,192
-You asking me a question?
-No. No, no.
382
00:15:02,276 --> 00:15:05,154
Look, I'm just confused.
383
00:15:05,237 --> 00:15:07,990
-About?
-About how I walked
into his room
384
00:15:08,032 --> 00:15:10,451
and... you were
holding a pillow?
385
00:15:11,410 --> 00:15:13,662
-You think I killed him?
-And then,
386
00:15:13,704 --> 00:15:16,332
you couldn't get him
cremated fast enough.
387
00:15:16,415 --> 00:15:18,167
You think I killed
the man I love?
388
00:15:18,208 --> 00:15:20,502
The man I waited 42 years for?
389
00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:22,004
No, I didn't say that.
390
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,048
Well, then, who's saying it?
391
00:15:31,305 --> 00:15:34,016
-Yeah.
-Fuck you,
Danny Calamari!
392
00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,643
Fuck?
393
00:15:49,406 --> 00:15:51,492
-Yeah?
-Who are you?
394
00:15:51,533 --> 00:15:54,453
-Who are you?
-I work with Ray.
395
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:55,829
I made some baked ziti
for his grandma.
396
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:57,247
Baked ziti.
397
00:15:57,331 --> 00:15:59,249
Why don't you go run
and get Ray for me?
398
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:02,586
Why is my ho sense tingling?
399
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:05,005
Are you calling me a ho?
400
00:16:05,047 --> 00:16:06,882
The tingle don't lie.
401
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:09,051
Okay, just get out of--
402
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:18,727
Fuck you.
403
00:16:18,769 --> 00:16:20,020
What the--
404
00:16:20,062 --> 00:16:22,398
Whoa, whoa!
Everybody calm down!
405
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:24,066
Let's all calm the fuck down!
406
00:16:24,149 --> 00:16:25,734
-You fucking this ho?
-What?
407
00:16:25,776 --> 00:16:26,902
Ow!
408
00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,737
You moved this cunt in?
409
00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:32,658
You're dead!
410
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,411
Motherfucker.
Son of a bitch!
411
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,915
Hey, motherfucker!
412
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,667
You motherfucker!
413
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:42,751
Stop it!
414
00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:44,044
Oh, fuck,
415
00:16:44,086 --> 00:16:46,380
you son of a...
son of a bitch!
416
00:16:54,388 --> 00:16:56,306
♪ J'aime ♪
417
00:17:03,105 --> 00:17:05,065
♪ J'aime ♪
418
00:17:17,578 --> 00:17:19,955
♪ I love Jimmy Luxury ♪
419
00:17:20,664 --> 00:17:22,332
-♪ J'aime ♪
-♪ Hey, hey ♪
420
00:17:22,416 --> 00:17:24,001
♪ La-da-da-da ♪
421
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:31,467
♪ I'll see you tomorrow
in Havana... ♪
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