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They turned off my music.
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You speak Japanese?
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Nice to meet you, Karasuma Tadaomi-san.
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Toughened tektite glass...
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Not nearly enough to keep me in here, I might add.
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But since I was the one to propose this arrangement,
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I figured I should show good manners and follow their rules.
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I personally requested you to be summoned here.
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I don't remember having an unknown life form among my acquaintances.
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Karasuma-kun, you must cast aside the fetters of common sense.
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All of humanity currently faces an unprecedented threat of unthinkable proportions.
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The recent disintegration of the Moon—an incident even the Pentagon could not cover up—
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was none other than his handiwork.
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It was a piece of cake.
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I just blew it away. Simple as that.
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For what purpose?
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As a demonstration.
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Thanks to that, my request was honored without the need for lengthy negotiations.
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To this day, the UN has been doing everything within its powers to counter him.
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Counter me, eh?
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He can fly at a maximum speed of Mach 20.
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He's even able to operate in outer space.
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And although he has the power to reduce the moon to a crescent shape in the blink of an eye,
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the source of his energy is unknown.
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He is fluent in languages from all over the world,
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has a gentle disposition,
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and prefers carbohydrates and sugars.
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My hobby is reading.
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What does a monster like you want from us humans?
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I have decided...
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that I will destroy the Earth.
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It is a trivial task for me.
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However, there would be no fun in simply doing it.
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So let us make it a game.
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I will give you until March of next year.
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In other words, approximately twelve months.
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And we just need to kill you by then?
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That's right.
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I will neither run nor hide.
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Oh, I have an idea.
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I'll become the homeroom teacher of Class 3-E at Kunugigaoka Junior High School in Japan.
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You intend to drag junior high schoolers into this?
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"There exists a single path along which no one can go except you:
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whither does it lead? Do not ask, go along it."
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You haven't answered my question.
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I am quoting the philosopher Nietzsche.
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Sir, I have no intention of disobeying these orders.
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However, I do not understand.
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At this point, we have no other means of keeping him under control.
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We have no choice but to accept his conditions.
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I suppose the game has already begun?
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Feel free.
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It will be quicker to show you than to try to convince you with words.
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Allow me to polish you!
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You said we have one year, correct?
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What are you trying to pull?
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Don't get me wrong.
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After considering many possibilities, I concluded this should be a fair condition for both sides.
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Talk about a unilateral decision!
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It's a compromise!
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That was quite...
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rude to Nietzsche.
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Don't underestimate humans.
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While I have no intention of doing so...
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As I told you,
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you cannot kill me by ordinary means.
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Now...
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I trust you will come to Japan with me,
Karasuma Tadaomi-san?
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Were you testing me?
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You pass.
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You're the first person to beat me so soundly at hand-to-hand combat.
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Why, you're quite capable for a human as well.
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Those students are lucky to have you as their teacher.
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And now that I look at you, you're pretty handsome to boot.
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Let's do that again.
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And, well...
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That's basically how I met Karasuma-sensei.
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So that's what happened.
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I find it a little hard to believe, though.
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You sounded pretty different from how we know you.
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I was rather uptight back then.
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Let's say I hurt everything in my way.
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Enough of your made-up stories.
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I only met you after you arrived in Japan.
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Oh, hi there.
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An octopus...
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Yeah, there's no way Korosensei would be that cool.
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I know, right?
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Why do you agree on that?!
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Okay, how about this one?
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Frozen since prehistoric times,
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I was discovered by the American military, and...
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Oh, imagine me as having Brad Pitt's voice.
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Like I said, stop making things up.
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Really?
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