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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:53,621 --> 00:00:55,924 -[mouse clicking] -[keyboard clacking] 2 00:00:56,189 --> 00:01:00,260 [AOL dial-up sign-in tones] 3 00:01:06,701 --> 00:01:08,770 [AOL voice, on speakers] Welcome. You've got mail. 4 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:14,474 [mouse clicking] 5 00:01:17,545 --> 00:01:18,846 [on speakers] We are releasing our fourth 6 00:01:18,947 --> 00:01:20,314 and final quarterly report 7 00:01:20,414 --> 00:01:21,181 on public and private efforts... 8 00:01:21,281 --> 00:01:22,416 [messages chime] 9 00:01:22,517 --> 00:01:24,986 ...to address the Y2K computer problem. 10 00:01:25,520 --> 00:01:27,220 The report shows that our hard work 11 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:28,990 -in this country -[keyboard clacking] 12 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,592 is paying off, 13 00:01:30,692 --> 00:01:33,995 and while there is more to do, I expect we will experience 14 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,698 no major national breakdowns 15 00:01:36,798 --> 00:01:39,901 as a result of the year 2000 date change. 16 00:01:40,001 --> 00:01:41,301 ['90s electronic dance music playing] 17 00:01:41,401 --> 00:01:43,738 [keyboard clacking] 18 00:01:43,838 --> 00:01:44,906 [chimes] 19 00:01:45,006 --> 00:01:46,741 -[keyboard clacking] -[chimes] 20 00:01:46,841 --> 00:01:48,843 ♪ We've come a long, long way together ♪ 21 00:01:48,943 --> 00:01:50,078 [chimes] 22 00:01:50,177 --> 00:01:53,180 ♪ Through the hard times and the good ♪ 23 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:57,085 ♪ I have to celebrate you, baby ♪ 24 00:01:57,217 --> 00:01:58,318 [chimes] 25 00:01:58,418 --> 00:02:02,189 ♪ I have to praise you like I should ♪ 26 00:02:02,289 --> 00:02:04,124 -[keyboard clacking] -[chimes] 27 00:02:17,972 --> 00:02:19,373 [video game sounds] 28 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:21,676 [girl] Seniors rule the school! 29 00:02:21,776 --> 00:02:24,512 Hey, bitch! Surge, up! 30 00:02:24,612 --> 00:02:27,081 [boy] Get over here, junior. 31 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:29,182 Hey, that's my head! 32 00:02:29,282 --> 00:02:31,284 [music continues playing] 33 00:02:35,556 --> 00:02:36,557 [chimes] 34 00:02:41,062 --> 00:02:42,730 "XOXO". 35 00:02:45,133 --> 00:02:47,200 [keyboard clacking] 36 00:02:54,042 --> 00:02:57,812 What are you doing for NYE? 37 00:02:57,912 --> 00:02:58,813 [messages chime] 38 00:03:01,481 --> 00:03:02,416 Huh. 39 00:03:04,284 --> 00:03:06,186 ♪ I have to praise you like I should ♪ 40 00:03:06,286 --> 00:03:07,555 [chuckles] 41 00:03:08,823 --> 00:03:10,490 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 42 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:14,629 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 43 00:03:17,297 --> 00:03:21,468 ♪ I have to praise you like I should ♪ 44 00:03:21,569 --> 00:03:23,571 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 45 00:03:30,343 --> 00:03:32,312 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 46 00:03:38,086 --> 00:03:39,486 [Robin] Another boring New Year's 47 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:41,189 at the Mendenhall's for us. 48 00:03:41,288 --> 00:03:42,456 What about you? 49 00:03:42,557 --> 00:03:44,525 Any lucky lady gonna get the midnight kiss? 50 00:03:44,625 --> 00:03:45,593 We're just gonna, like, chill 51 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:46,861 and watch a movie or something. 52 00:03:46,961 --> 00:03:48,062 [Howard] That's good. 53 00:03:48,162 --> 00:03:49,429 You know, there's a lot of weirdos out there tonight, 54 00:03:49,530 --> 00:03:52,066 plus with this whole computer virus bug thing. 55 00:03:52,166 --> 00:03:53,534 -I don't know. -Yeah, I'm sure we'll die 56 00:03:53,634 --> 00:03:55,469 as soon as we leave the house after dark. 57 00:03:55,570 --> 00:03:57,270 -Come on. -Well, I think it's great 58 00:03:57,370 --> 00:03:59,239 that you're not putting pressure on yourself 59 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:00,875 for the big kiss. 60 00:04:00,975 --> 00:04:02,510 You have plenty of time. 61 00:04:02,610 --> 00:04:04,444 You ever French kiss before? 62 00:04:04,545 --> 00:04:06,114 Your mom taught me in college. 63 00:04:06,214 --> 00:04:08,616 She was ready to go, if you know what I mean. 64 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:09,751 Jesus Christ. 65 00:04:09,851 --> 00:04:11,185 I don't wanna hear that. 66 00:04:11,318 --> 00:04:13,221 See you next year. I love you. 67 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:14,287 -[Howard] Hey, Robin. -[kisses] 68 00:04:14,387 --> 00:04:16,356 Give him some air, come on. 69 00:04:16,456 --> 00:04:18,593 -Yeah, I'll see you. -Check this out. 70 00:04:18,693 --> 00:04:20,327 Get my news on here and everything. 71 00:04:20,427 --> 00:04:21,896 -You can? -Yeah. 72 00:04:21,996 --> 00:04:23,531 -It's about Enron. -[music continues playing] 73 00:04:23,631 --> 00:04:25,666 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 74 00:04:28,136 --> 00:04:30,004 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 75 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:34,407 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 76 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:38,780 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 77 00:04:41,249 --> 00:04:43,017 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 78 00:04:45,586 --> 00:04:47,588 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 79 00:04:50,057 --> 00:04:51,893 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 80 00:04:54,461 --> 00:04:58,833 ♪ I have to praise you like I should ♪ 81 00:04:58,933 --> 00:05:00,735 ♪ I have to praise you ♪ 82 00:05:08,009 --> 00:05:09,143 [music fades out] 83 00:05:09,243 --> 00:05:10,578 -Your mom got a pool? -Yeah. 84 00:05:10,678 --> 00:05:12,479 And you're going for a swim, bitch. Wah! 85 00:05:12,580 --> 00:05:13,648 Whoa, whoa. Watch the Kostons. 86 00:05:13,748 --> 00:05:15,183 Watch the Kostons, though, for real. 87 00:05:15,283 --> 00:05:16,483 Sorry, bro. 88 00:05:17,151 --> 00:05:18,119 [snaps fingers] 89 00:05:18,385 --> 00:05:20,054 -[grunts] -Ooh, Lord Sticky. 90 00:05:20,154 --> 00:05:21,421 Sire. Come. 91 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:23,958 Four minutes left, sweetheart. [panting] 92 00:05:24,058 --> 00:05:25,392 There's my other son. 93 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:26,828 How do you look more handsome 94 00:05:26,928 --> 00:05:29,230 -every time I see you? -Pssh. Ah, I don't know. 95 00:05:29,329 --> 00:05:30,598 One of these days, 96 00:05:30,698 --> 00:05:31,933 you're gonna leave me for a Herbal Essence girl. 97 00:05:32,033 --> 00:05:33,568 -[chuckles] -[dance music playing on TV] 98 00:05:33,668 --> 00:05:35,435 Dog, stop flirting with my mom. 99 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,840 [both panting] 100 00:05:38,940 --> 00:05:41,108 [trainer] 3, 2, 3, 4. 101 00:05:41,209 --> 00:05:42,442 [music fades out] 102 00:05:44,078 --> 00:05:45,146 [Danny] Damn. 103 00:05:45,246 --> 00:05:47,414 The whole gang in Foreman's basement. 104 00:05:47,515 --> 00:05:48,783 -You bring the shit? -Yeah. 105 00:05:48,883 --> 00:05:51,018 You gotta stop leaving this under my pillow. 106 00:05:52,854 --> 00:05:54,989 I'm the rubber fairy. Okay? It's what I do. 107 00:05:55,089 --> 00:05:57,124 You ready to fuck all night? 108 00:05:57,225 --> 00:05:58,726 [sighs] Yeah. Hell yeah. 109 00:05:58,826 --> 00:06:00,294 -[Danny] Blow harder. -[Eli] I am blowing. 110 00:06:00,393 --> 00:06:03,197 [blowing] 111 00:06:03,297 --> 00:06:04,464 Oh, did you, um... 112 00:06:04,565 --> 00:06:06,267 Did you do your AP Comp essay yet? 113 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:08,368 Yeah. It was about how you were able 114 00:06:08,468 --> 00:06:10,204 to go through puberty without your balls dropping. 115 00:06:10,304 --> 00:06:11,404 Modern miracle. 116 00:06:12,273 --> 00:06:14,342 It's funny, man. It's really funny. 117 00:06:14,809 --> 00:06:16,476 It was funny. That's why I said it. 118 00:06:16,577 --> 00:06:18,411 ['90s rock music playing on speakers] 119 00:06:18,512 --> 00:06:19,647 [Danny] Andrea. 120 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,717 Uh, I don't know, maybe. 121 00:06:22,817 --> 00:06:24,051 Maybe? 122 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:25,219 Sticky. 123 00:06:25,319 --> 00:06:26,921 Andrea the Giant. 124 00:06:27,021 --> 00:06:28,388 Andrea the Giant Boobies. 125 00:06:28,488 --> 00:06:30,124 That's literally what they call her. 126 00:06:30,224 --> 00:06:31,325 Dude, I don't know. 127 00:06:31,424 --> 00:06:34,095 They... These girls are like our friends. 128 00:06:34,195 --> 00:06:37,899 God, can you let your cock out to breathe for five seconds? 129 00:06:37,999 --> 00:06:40,467 Or are you still holding out for that hot popular chick 130 00:06:40,568 --> 00:06:42,503 who sometimes talks to you in Spanish class? 131 00:06:42,603 --> 00:06:45,339 Well, Laura, she wrote "XOXO" to me on AIM earlier. 132 00:06:45,438 --> 00:06:47,575 Then fucking ask her out. No. 133 00:06:47,675 --> 00:06:49,243 Isn't she 69ing some college guy? 134 00:06:49,644 --> 00:06:50,611 Community college. 135 00:06:50,711 --> 00:06:51,779 Okay, so he can only get 136 00:06:51,879 --> 00:06:53,681 an associate's degree in 69ing. 137 00:06:53,781 --> 00:06:55,216 Danny, you don't know what you're talking about. 138 00:06:55,316 --> 00:06:57,450 -[computer beeps] -[gasps] We got nip. 139 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:01,522 [Eli] She is so mature. 140 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,891 [Danny] Honestly, those areolas? Fuck. 141 00:07:03,991 --> 00:07:05,993 [man, on radio] Computer bug got you ready to break stuff? 142 00:07:06,093 --> 00:07:08,796 Limp Bizkit is ringing in the Y2K apocalypse tonight 143 00:07:08,896 --> 00:07:09,897 -at Crawford Arena. -Check it. 144 00:07:09,997 --> 00:07:11,599 -Oh, dude, play that shit. -Yep. 145 00:07:11,699 --> 00:07:13,601 [man] And we've got two tickets courtesy of Fred Durst. 146 00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:15,169 I've always wanted to do that. 147 00:07:15,269 --> 00:07:16,404 Mmm. 148 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:18,471 [groovy rock music playing on speakers] 149 00:07:28,749 --> 00:07:31,252 Dude, I've always wanted to see this. 150 00:07:31,352 --> 00:07:32,452 It looks tight. 151 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:35,823 "Nothing is inconceivable." 152 00:07:35,923 --> 00:07:38,159 -[chuckles] -[doorbell chimes] 153 00:07:38,259 --> 00:07:40,695 [Eli] Oh, shit, is that Raleigh? 154 00:07:40,795 --> 00:07:43,831 She was like decked out in Abercrombie a month ago. 155 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:44,966 [chuckles] Yeah. 156 00:07:45,066 --> 00:07:47,435 You know, I heard her parents made her get X-rays 157 00:07:47,535 --> 00:07:49,503 and she had, like, holes in her brain 158 00:07:49,603 --> 00:07:51,238 from all the ecstasy. 159 00:07:51,339 --> 00:07:53,341 Nah, dude, that's a myth. 160 00:07:53,441 --> 00:07:55,076 Tsk. Whatever, man. 161 00:07:55,176 --> 00:07:56,110 What's up, Garrett? 162 00:07:56,210 --> 00:07:59,313 D-Man, E-Boy, what's good? 163 00:07:59,413 --> 00:08:00,715 Yo. 164 00:08:00,815 --> 00:08:02,783 How about one on the Gar-ster? [chuckles] 165 00:08:02,883 --> 00:08:05,286 Ah, Junior. Arnie's having a baby. 166 00:08:05,386 --> 00:08:06,587 Garrett, can you settle this for us? 167 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:09,523 Does, um, ecstasy put holes in your brain? 168 00:08:09,623 --> 00:08:11,592 I mean, effects of MDMA 169 00:08:11,692 --> 00:08:13,928 on brain matter are still under broad dispute. 170 00:08:14,028 --> 00:08:15,463 Many studies have been criticized 171 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:18,799 for lack of evidence, inherent bias, et cetera. 172 00:08:18,899 --> 00:08:22,269 Scientists just be, like, hella un-rigorous. 173 00:08:22,370 --> 00:08:23,404 [both chuckle] 174 00:08:23,504 --> 00:08:25,272 But, um... 175 00:08:25,373 --> 00:08:27,208 -Yo. -[door shuts] 176 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:30,678 You foolios want to hit up the champagne room real quick? 177 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:32,880 -Pssh. Yeah. -Yeah, I'm down. 178 00:08:32,980 --> 00:08:38,285 [chuckling] 179 00:08:38,386 --> 00:08:40,287 [meditation music playing] 180 00:08:47,194 --> 00:08:48,596 [sizzling] 181 00:08:56,404 --> 00:08:57,371 [Garrett] E-Boy? 182 00:08:57,471 --> 00:08:58,873 Um, no. 183 00:08:58,973 --> 00:09:01,108 -[Garrett] D? -Hmm, yeah. 184 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:02,777 Wise choice, young squire. 185 00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,280 [sizzling] 186 00:09:07,548 --> 00:09:08,849 [exhales] 187 00:09:08,949 --> 00:09:10,684 [coughing] 188 00:09:10,785 --> 00:09:13,754 Oh, damn, that's hitting for you right there, fool. 189 00:09:13,854 --> 00:09:15,990 This is the life for me, know what I'm saying? 190 00:09:16,090 --> 00:09:20,795 No customers, just me, the tapes, some bomb-ass kush. 191 00:09:20,895 --> 00:09:23,097 Gets my brain flowing, for real. 192 00:09:23,197 --> 00:09:25,833 I start thinking about some crazy shit. 193 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:29,437 Like, shit that makes you go, "What the fuck?" 194 00:09:29,538 --> 00:09:31,772 [indistinct echoing] 195 00:09:31,872 --> 00:09:32,940 You ever fucking... 196 00:09:33,040 --> 00:09:34,708 You go to the grocery store, right? 197 00:09:34,809 --> 00:09:36,110 And it's like you're picking up shit, 198 00:09:36,210 --> 00:09:38,379 and you're like, "Oh, I'mma grab some Q-Tips." 199 00:09:38,479 --> 00:09:40,314 [echoing] But it's, like, that's... that's the brand. 200 00:09:40,414 --> 00:09:41,882 It's actually cotton swabs. 201 00:09:41,982 --> 00:09:44,318 Kleenex, that's another one, 'cause that's a facial tissue. 202 00:09:44,418 --> 00:09:45,453 Start thinking about, like, 203 00:09:45,554 --> 00:09:46,787 the fucking first few colonies. 204 00:09:46,887 --> 00:09:48,055 That must have been wild. 205 00:09:48,155 --> 00:09:49,590 Like, "Oh, we're in the country. 206 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,425 Grab your musket. You can borrow my mine. 207 00:09:51,526 --> 00:09:53,360 Yeah, sure, you can borrow my musket." 208 00:09:53,461 --> 00:09:54,563 I guess that's why they call it 209 00:09:54,662 --> 00:09:56,363 [distorting] the American Revolution. [chuckles] 210 00:09:56,464 --> 00:09:57,431 Words are a fucking trip. 211 00:09:57,532 --> 00:09:58,499 Yeah, you know what I'm saying? 212 00:09:58,599 --> 00:10:00,334 Laser, right? 213 00:10:00,434 --> 00:10:01,735 Laser. 214 00:10:02,670 --> 00:10:04,605 Why'd they spell that with an S? 215 00:10:05,339 --> 00:10:06,607 That's like interesting to me. 216 00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,209 See what I'm talking about? Trippy shit. 217 00:10:08,309 --> 00:10:10,244 -[sizzling] -[distortion and echoing ends] 218 00:10:10,344 --> 00:10:11,546 Oh, snap. 219 00:10:11,645 --> 00:10:12,847 Bunch of the homies are mobbing 220 00:10:12,947 --> 00:10:14,281 to the old factory at midnight. 221 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:16,350 Y'all should roll through. 222 00:10:16,917 --> 00:10:18,652 Sounds like fun for the whole family. 223 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:21,021 [chuckles] Yeah, if the whole family 224 00:10:21,122 --> 00:10:25,259 likes tripping balls, which, uh, some do. 225 00:10:25,493 --> 00:10:27,294 [chuckling] 226 00:10:32,099 --> 00:10:34,569 So, what? You, like, smoke now? 227 00:10:34,668 --> 00:10:36,337 Ugh. Is that okay, mom? 228 00:10:37,238 --> 00:10:38,507 [Farkas] Oh, shit! 229 00:10:38,607 --> 00:10:39,974 [softly] Oh, shit. 230 00:10:40,074 --> 00:10:42,643 -It's Big Nut and Little Nut. -[boys laughing] 231 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:45,079 Hey! Yo, you guys still squeegeeing pussy 232 00:10:45,179 --> 00:10:47,181 for the girls' basketball team or what's up? 233 00:10:47,281 --> 00:10:49,049 That's not what equipment managers do. 234 00:10:49,150 --> 00:10:50,017 [Farkas] What? 235 00:10:50,117 --> 00:10:51,620 I'm sorry, I don't speak bitch-ass. 236 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:52,686 -What'd you just say? -[boys laughing] 237 00:10:52,786 --> 00:10:54,121 [boy] Fuck him up, Farkas. 238 00:10:54,623 --> 00:10:55,789 [Farkas] You gotta speak up louder, dog. 239 00:10:55,890 --> 00:10:57,559 I don't know what the fuck you just said. 240 00:10:58,292 --> 00:10:59,860 -Huh? Let's do it. Let's go. -[Ash] Yo, yo, yo. 241 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:02,229 This fucking tubby motherfucker 242 00:11:02,329 --> 00:11:05,232 "yo quiero Taco Bell" so bad, he ate the fucking chihuahua. 243 00:11:05,332 --> 00:11:07,434 [boys laughing] 244 00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:09,571 [boys howling] 245 00:11:09,837 --> 00:11:11,540 Hey, fuck these bozos, man. 246 00:11:11,640 --> 00:11:13,908 Hey, August, give me a beat real quick. 247 00:11:14,008 --> 00:11:14,942 Come on. 248 00:11:15,676 --> 00:11:18,145 -[beatboxing] -Ah. 249 00:11:18,245 --> 00:11:19,548 Ay, yo. 250 00:11:19,648 --> 00:11:20,948 [rapping] ♪ Big Nut, Little Nut ♪ 251 00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,316 ♪ Walkin' to the car ♪ 252 00:11:22,416 --> 00:11:24,885 ♪ You can't go far 'cause you got a big scar ♪ 253 00:11:24,985 --> 00:11:27,522 ♪ You slow like molasses My flow is the fastest ♪ 254 00:11:27,622 --> 00:11:29,490 ♪ Soggy, wet condom straight... ♪ 255 00:11:30,024 --> 00:11:31,458 ♪ Coming out your asses ♪ 256 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:33,528 [bullies exclaiming, laughing] 257 00:11:33,628 --> 00:11:34,629 [boy] Yes! 258 00:11:34,728 --> 00:11:36,063 [Farkas] Fuck yeah. 259 00:11:36,163 --> 00:11:37,097 Wack-ass bitch. 260 00:11:37,198 --> 00:11:38,999 [Eli] He's actually a decent rapper. 261 00:11:41,603 --> 00:11:43,337 -Fruit chewy cookies. -[door opens] 262 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:45,439 -[doorbell chimes] -[softly] Oh, shit, dude. 263 00:11:48,610 --> 00:11:50,077 [doorbell chimes] 264 00:11:50,177 --> 00:11:51,378 -RoxyGurl. -[indistinct chatter] 265 00:11:54,516 --> 00:11:56,016 [whispering] Talk to her, dude. 266 00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:57,718 -No, I'm not... -Talk to her. 267 00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:59,654 God is fucking smiling down on you. 268 00:11:59,753 --> 00:12:01,523 -No. Stop. Stop. -Talk to her. 269 00:12:01,623 --> 00:12:02,691 You're being a bitch. 270 00:12:02,790 --> 00:12:04,458 You're being a... You're being a bitch. 271 00:12:04,559 --> 00:12:05,893 Hey, Laura. 272 00:12:05,993 --> 00:12:07,529 -[Laura] Hey. -What's up, Laura? 273 00:12:07,629 --> 00:12:09,263 What's up, y'all? 274 00:12:10,331 --> 00:12:11,566 Go Crusaders. 275 00:12:12,032 --> 00:12:14,168 I'm just kidding. School sucks, right? 276 00:12:15,202 --> 00:12:17,037 -What? -Are we doing this? 277 00:12:17,338 --> 00:12:18,339 I got lookout. 278 00:12:19,039 --> 00:12:19,974 [scoffs] 279 00:12:22,611 --> 00:12:24,245 What's up, dude? 280 00:12:24,345 --> 00:12:25,779 Feliz año nuevo. 281 00:12:25,879 --> 00:12:27,815 Gracias, amiga. 282 00:12:27,915 --> 00:12:29,283 -[chuckles] -Uh, 2000, though. 283 00:12:29,383 --> 00:12:30,619 -Crazy. -Right? 284 00:12:30,719 --> 00:12:32,654 Where are the flying cars they promised us? 285 00:12:32,753 --> 00:12:33,854 Totally. 286 00:12:33,954 --> 00:12:36,857 Um, oh, I saw workers putting in, like, 287 00:12:36,957 --> 00:12:38,660 new or better internet at Crawford today, 288 00:12:38,759 --> 00:12:40,327 and I was all like, 289 00:12:40,427 --> 00:12:41,895 "I definitely know a genius who's gonna love that 290 00:12:41,996 --> 00:12:43,732 in AP Computer Science next year." 291 00:12:43,831 --> 00:12:45,499 [chuckles] Finally, right? 292 00:12:45,600 --> 00:12:47,101 DSL at last. 293 00:12:47,901 --> 00:12:49,937 I don't know, though, 'cause Amber and Madison 294 00:12:50,037 --> 00:12:51,805 kind of want to take Yearbook to get the easy grade, so... 295 00:12:51,905 --> 00:12:52,873 [man] No perishables? 296 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:54,709 -Fuck me I guess. -[door opens] 297 00:12:54,808 --> 00:12:56,143 Um, so just getting 298 00:12:56,243 --> 00:12:57,646 -a couple of cans of Surge? -[door shuts] 299 00:12:57,746 --> 00:12:59,446 Deli meats? 300 00:12:59,547 --> 00:13:01,081 It's top secret actually. 301 00:13:01,915 --> 00:13:03,585 -It's a booze bolt. -Oh. 302 00:13:03,685 --> 00:13:04,918 Could use some backup. 303 00:13:05,019 --> 00:13:06,387 No, that's illegal. 304 00:13:06,487 --> 00:13:07,821 [in British accent] Naughty, naughty girl. 305 00:13:12,026 --> 00:13:13,662 [indistinct chatter] 306 00:13:14,261 --> 00:13:15,329 -[whispering] Fuck her. -[Laura] Anyways, uh, 307 00:13:15,429 --> 00:13:16,997 we're actually going to Chris' New Year's thing. 308 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,433 It's gonna be a total shit show, so. 309 00:13:20,367 --> 00:13:21,335 Chris Kulhken? 310 00:13:21,435 --> 00:13:22,671 Oh, Soccer Chris, yeah. 311 00:13:22,771 --> 00:13:27,776 Um, just you, booze bolt crew, and, like, boyfriend just... 312 00:13:27,875 --> 00:13:31,078 Um, me and Jonas broke up, actually. 313 00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:32,614 Oh, wow. 314 00:13:32,714 --> 00:13:35,015 Um... You okay? 315 00:13:35,115 --> 00:13:36,917 [Laura] Just gonna take some time 316 00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:38,886 -and focus on me. -[kids giggling] 317 00:13:38,986 --> 00:13:40,555 -You suck at lookout, bitch. -[bottles clinking] 318 00:13:40,655 --> 00:13:41,756 See ya. 319 00:13:41,855 --> 00:13:43,457 ['90s pop rock song playing] 320 00:13:43,558 --> 00:13:49,531 ♪ ...of heartache that hang from above ♪ 321 00:13:49,631 --> 00:13:51,365 [laughter] 322 00:13:51,465 --> 00:13:57,137 ♪ And I'll be your cryin' shoulder ♪ 323 00:13:57,237 --> 00:14:01,408 ♪ I'll be love's suicide ♪ 324 00:14:01,942 --> 00:14:03,377 ♪ And I'll... ♪ 325 00:14:03,477 --> 00:14:05,680 -[music continues on speakers] -[sighs] 326 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,848 I'm gonna need you to pay for this. 327 00:14:10,284 --> 00:14:12,119 [Larry] Everything is perfectly normal. 328 00:14:13,688 --> 00:14:15,889 Except for the fact that the mom is also the dad. 329 00:14:15,989 --> 00:14:17,091 This is pathetic. 330 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,594 Our parents are having fun right now. 331 00:14:20,795 --> 00:14:22,797 I mean, our parents are cooler than us. 332 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:25,299 We could be at a party right now. 333 00:14:25,399 --> 00:14:27,301 But I want my baby. And I need your help. 334 00:14:27,401 --> 00:14:30,070 [sighs] Why are you so desperate to be ignored 335 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,607 by a bunch of puka shell assholes? 336 00:14:32,707 --> 00:14:34,676 [sighs] That is such an excuse. 337 00:14:34,776 --> 00:14:35,943 Sticky, you're being a pussy. 338 00:14:36,043 --> 00:14:37,512 -I'm not a pussy. -Yes, you are. 339 00:14:37,612 --> 00:14:40,114 You basically cried when I smoked earlier. 340 00:14:40,214 --> 00:14:41,014 Yeah? 341 00:14:41,115 --> 00:14:42,950 Yeah, you're being a pussy. 342 00:14:43,917 --> 00:14:45,052 Yeah? 343 00:14:45,854 --> 00:14:47,187 Would a pussy do this? 344 00:14:48,188 --> 00:14:50,625 Oh, shit! Eli, that was sick! 345 00:14:50,725 --> 00:14:52,359 Thanks. Whew. 346 00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:53,628 [pants] 347 00:14:53,728 --> 00:14:54,662 Damn, dude. 348 00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,534 [groaning, inhales] 349 00:14:59,768 --> 00:15:01,101 [groans] Get over here, motherfucker. 350 00:15:01,201 --> 00:15:03,337 Open up. Take a swig. [exclaims] 351 00:15:03,671 --> 00:15:04,639 [gags] 352 00:15:04,739 --> 00:15:06,641 [coughs, retching] 353 00:15:07,241 --> 00:15:08,976 -It's so smooth. -Smooth, right? 354 00:15:11,011 --> 00:15:12,680 -[breathing heavily] -I say let's do it. 355 00:15:12,781 --> 00:15:14,314 I say let's go to the party. 356 00:15:14,415 --> 00:15:16,150 -I don't know, dude. -Listen, okay? 357 00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:18,986 In a few hours, you have a built-in excuse 358 00:15:19,086 --> 00:15:21,989 to kiss the newly single girl of your dreams. 359 00:15:22,956 --> 00:15:24,559 [inhales, exhales] 360 00:15:24,659 --> 00:15:25,959 Maybe it's the booze talking. 361 00:15:26,927 --> 00:15:28,061 But... 362 00:15:28,929 --> 00:15:29,997 fuck it, dude! 363 00:15:30,097 --> 00:15:31,733 Let's do it. What, what, what... 364 00:15:31,833 --> 00:15:33,333 Fuck it, dude. What are we doing? 365 00:15:33,434 --> 00:15:34,401 Fuck it! Let's go! 366 00:15:34,502 --> 00:15:35,770 My boy's en fuego. 367 00:15:35,870 --> 00:15:38,573 [grunting] 368 00:15:38,673 --> 00:15:40,040 Let's go to the party. 369 00:15:40,140 --> 00:15:41,543 -[dance rock music playing] -♪ I get knocked down ♪ 370 00:15:41,643 --> 00:15:42,911 ♪ But I get up again ♪ 371 00:15:43,010 --> 00:15:44,646 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 372 00:15:44,746 --> 00:15:46,013 ♪ I get knocked down ♪ 373 00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:47,381 ♪ But I get up again ♪ 374 00:15:47,481 --> 00:15:49,283 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 375 00:15:51,084 --> 00:15:54,488 ♪ Pissing the night away ♪ 376 00:15:55,857 --> 00:15:58,793 ♪ Pissing the night away ♪ 377 00:15:58,893 --> 00:16:01,228 ♪ He drinks a whiskey drink He drinks a vodka drink ♪ 378 00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:03,397 ♪ He drinks a lager drink He drinks a cider drink ♪ 379 00:16:03,497 --> 00:16:05,199 ♪ He sings songs that remind him of the good times ♪ 380 00:16:05,299 --> 00:16:06,868 -Dude. -♪ He sings the songs ♪ 381 00:16:06,967 --> 00:16:08,870 ♪ That remind him of the better times ♪ 382 00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:11,205 ♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪ 383 00:16:11,305 --> 00:16:14,141 -[both howling] -♪ Danny boy ♪ 384 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,611 ♪ Danny boy ♪ 385 00:16:16,711 --> 00:16:18,780 [both cheering] 386 00:16:18,880 --> 00:16:19,848 -[Danny] Yeah! -We're doing it! 387 00:16:19,948 --> 00:16:21,048 [music fades out] 388 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:22,750 [R&B music playing on speakers] 389 00:16:22,851 --> 00:16:23,918 [lively chatter, cheering] 390 00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,653 Ah, I need a drink. 391 00:16:26,521 --> 00:16:27,488 No. 392 00:16:29,056 --> 00:16:30,859 -What is Kelso doing here? -[sighs] 393 00:16:30,959 --> 00:16:32,694 Tonight, Kelso's our guide. 394 00:16:33,427 --> 00:16:35,295 No, no, no, I'm not walking to the party 395 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,899 -with some lame action figure. -Ah, who cares? 396 00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,233 Just like what you like. 397 00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,835 And we can learn a lot from Kelso. 398 00:16:40,935 --> 00:16:43,571 We could say we have this for a reason. 399 00:16:43,671 --> 00:16:45,907 Because it was stuck in a copy of The Giver at the library? 400 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:47,107 Just watch. 401 00:16:47,207 --> 00:16:49,878 One of these days, maybe even tonight, 402 00:16:49,978 --> 00:16:51,713 one of us is gonna use it. 403 00:16:53,882 --> 00:16:55,783 [R&B music playing on speakers] 404 00:16:55,884 --> 00:16:58,051 [lively chatter] 405 00:16:58,887 --> 00:16:59,787 Damn. 406 00:17:02,489 --> 00:17:03,858 Everyone's here. 407 00:17:03,958 --> 00:17:05,827 -[bubblegum pop music playing] -♪ I'm craving for you ♪ 408 00:17:05,927 --> 00:17:09,196 ♪ I'm missing you like candy ♪ 409 00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:11,098 -♪ Yeah ♪ -♪ Missing... ♪ 410 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,701 ['90s trance music playing] 411 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,170 -['90s rap music playing] -♪ Kill all that wack shit ♪ 412 00:17:17,271 --> 00:17:19,273 ♪ Ah, this is how we chill from '93 'til ♪ 413 00:17:19,373 --> 00:17:20,875 ['90s rockabilly music playing] 414 00:17:20,975 --> 00:17:23,410 ♪ Oh, Switchblade 327 ♪ 415 00:17:23,511 --> 00:17:24,946 ♪ Lit cigarette in his hand ♪ 416 00:17:25,045 --> 00:17:26,446 ['90s nu metal music playing] 417 00:17:26,548 --> 00:17:30,552 ♪ Something takes a part of me ♪ 418 00:17:30,652 --> 00:17:32,419 -[music fades out] -All right, let's do this. 419 00:17:32,520 --> 00:17:34,656 ['90s rap music playing on speakers] 420 00:17:34,756 --> 00:17:36,624 [lively chatter] 421 00:17:42,597 --> 00:17:43,565 Andrea. 422 00:17:43,665 --> 00:17:45,265 Hey, Lisa. 423 00:17:45,365 --> 00:17:46,466 Hey. 424 00:17:49,837 --> 00:17:52,172 -[music stops] -[crowd whining] 425 00:17:54,374 --> 00:17:56,044 Dude. Dude, the mix. 426 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:57,344 Oh, shit. 427 00:17:57,444 --> 00:17:59,079 -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. -The mix, yeah. 428 00:18:09,624 --> 00:18:11,391 [Thong Song by Sisqó playing on speakers] 429 00:18:11,491 --> 00:18:12,994 ♪ This thing right here ♪ 430 00:18:13,093 --> 00:18:14,963 [crowd cheering] 431 00:18:15,063 --> 00:18:16,531 ♪ Is letting all the ladies know ♪ 432 00:18:16,631 --> 00:18:19,166 -Oh, this is my song, Eli! -♪ What guys talk about ♪ 433 00:18:20,535 --> 00:18:23,303 ♪ You know The finer things in life ♪ 434 00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,373 ♪ Check it out ♪ 435 00:18:26,473 --> 00:18:28,275 ♪ Ooh, that dress so scandalous ♪ 436 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,277 ♪ And you know another... can't handle it ♪ 437 00:18:30,377 --> 00:18:32,379 ♪ So you shaking that thing like who's the ish ♪ 438 00:18:32,479 --> 00:18:34,549 ♪ With a look in your eyes so devilish, uh ♪ 439 00:18:34,649 --> 00:18:36,116 ♪ You like to dance at all the hip-hop spots ♪ 440 00:18:36,216 --> 00:18:37,217 ♪ Then you cruise to the crews ♪ 441 00:18:37,317 --> 00:18:38,352 ♪ Like connect the dots ♪ 442 00:18:38,452 --> 00:18:40,021 ♪ Not just urban She likes the pop ♪ 443 00:18:40,120 --> 00:18:41,789 ♪ 'Cause she was livin' la vida loca ♪ 444 00:18:41,889 --> 00:18:44,224 ♪ She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck ♪ 445 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:46,259 ♪ Thighs like what, what, what ♪ 446 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,362 ♪ Baby, move your butt, butt, butt ♪ 447 00:18:48,462 --> 00:18:49,664 ♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪ 448 00:18:49,764 --> 00:18:52,132 ♪ She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck ♪ 449 00:18:52,232 --> 00:18:54,068 ♪ Thighs like what, what, what ♪ 450 00:18:54,167 --> 00:18:56,236 ♪ All night long ♪ 451 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,305 -♪ Let me see that thong ♪ -[laughter, cheering] 452 00:18:58,405 --> 00:19:00,173 ♪ I like it when the beat goes Da na da na ♪ 453 00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:01,542 ♪ Baby, make your booty go Da na da na ♪ 454 00:19:01,643 --> 00:19:03,410 -♪ Baby! ♪ -♪ I know you wanna show ♪ 455 00:19:03,511 --> 00:19:05,847 ♪ Da na da na, that thong thong, thong, thong ♪ 456 00:19:05,947 --> 00:19:07,649 ♪ I like it when the beat goes Da na da na ♪ 457 00:19:07,749 --> 00:19:09,017 ♪ Baby, make your booty go Da na da na ♪ 458 00:19:09,117 --> 00:19:10,317 [crowd] Hey! 459 00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:11,686 ♪ Girl, I know you wanna show Da na da na ♪ 460 00:19:11,786 --> 00:19:13,921 ♪ That thong, thong, thong, thong, listen ♪ 461 00:19:14,022 --> 00:19:15,690 -♪ That girl's so scandalous ♪ -[all] Hey! Ho! Hey! Ho! 462 00:19:15,790 --> 00:19:17,625 ♪ And I know another... couldn't handle it ♪ 463 00:19:17,725 --> 00:19:19,694 ♪ And she's shaking that thing like who's the ish ♪ 464 00:19:19,794 --> 00:19:21,829 ♪ With a look in her eyes so devilish, uh ♪ 465 00:19:21,929 --> 00:19:23,397 ♪ She like to dance at all the hip-hop spots ♪ 466 00:19:23,497 --> 00:19:24,498 ♪ And she cruise to the crews ♪ 467 00:19:24,599 --> 00:19:25,700 ♪ Like connect the dots ♪ 468 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,434 ♪ Not just urban She likes the pop ♪ 469 00:19:27,535 --> 00:19:29,436 ♪ 'Cause she was livin' la vida loca ♪ 470 00:19:29,537 --> 00:19:31,572 ♪ She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck ♪ 471 00:19:31,673 --> 00:19:33,541 ♪ Thighs like what, what, what... ♪ 472 00:19:33,641 --> 00:19:34,809 Miss Booze Bolt. 473 00:19:35,977 --> 00:19:37,011 So you didn't get arrested, huh? 474 00:19:37,111 --> 00:19:38,178 No, I did. 475 00:19:38,278 --> 00:19:39,881 It's just I snuck out for the party. 476 00:19:39,981 --> 00:19:41,683 Oh, that's good. That's good. 477 00:19:41,783 --> 00:19:44,018 Yeah, yeah. You do not want to miss Cory Flock 478 00:19:44,118 --> 00:19:46,554 spitting game with a full-on boner. 479 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,690 [Laura] Oh, my God. 480 00:19:48,790 --> 00:19:49,824 That is disturbing. 481 00:19:49,924 --> 00:19:52,160 Um, is Raleigh good? 482 00:19:52,259 --> 00:19:53,260 Yeah. 483 00:19:53,360 --> 00:19:54,729 Oh, I'm... I don't know. 484 00:19:54,829 --> 00:19:57,832 It's just kind of weird how, uh, people change. 485 00:19:57,932 --> 00:20:00,034 Yeah. No, I'll never change. 486 00:20:00,134 --> 00:20:01,803 -Hmm. -Unless there's something 487 00:20:01,903 --> 00:20:03,270 that you think should be different about me. 488 00:20:03,370 --> 00:20:04,539 I'll... I'll... [blows] 489 00:20:04,639 --> 00:20:06,273 I'll change in an instant for... 490 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,009 You ever considered a haircut? 491 00:20:08,109 --> 00:20:09,476 I didn't expect you to come up 492 00:20:09,577 --> 00:20:10,945 -with an answer right away. -[chuckles] 493 00:20:11,045 --> 00:20:12,146 There she is. 494 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:13,548 What's up, little guy? 495 00:20:14,182 --> 00:20:15,449 -Soccer Chris. -[Soccer Chris] Uh-oh. 496 00:20:15,550 --> 00:20:16,884 Laura, what are you drinking? 497 00:20:16,984 --> 00:20:20,021 -[boy 1] Hope it's not vodka. -Oh, my God. No, no, guys. 498 00:20:20,121 --> 00:20:21,455 Please, I thought the vodka man 499 00:20:21,556 --> 00:20:23,457 was banished after the snowboarding trip. 500 00:20:23,558 --> 00:20:26,160 Never. Where there's vodka, I'll be drunk. 501 00:20:26,259 --> 00:20:27,829 [boys laughing] 502 00:20:28,228 --> 00:20:29,931 [boy 2] It's so fucking funny! 503 00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:34,367 Hey, shots. 504 00:20:34,468 --> 00:20:36,436 Kitchen. Let's go. 505 00:20:36,537 --> 00:20:37,605 Let's go. Come on, yeah. 506 00:20:37,705 --> 00:20:39,306 -Okay, all right, sorry. -[whoops] 507 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:40,875 [Laura] Later, Eli. 508 00:20:40,975 --> 00:20:42,342 [Eli] See you, vodka man. 509 00:20:43,077 --> 00:20:44,011 Hey, man. 510 00:20:44,812 --> 00:20:45,913 Do you like Laura? 511 00:20:46,313 --> 00:20:49,083 Um, I don't... I don't know. 512 00:20:49,183 --> 00:20:50,484 'Cause, um, I was gonna say 513 00:20:50,585 --> 00:20:52,385 if you're thinking about going for it, 514 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:54,655 definitely don't. 515 00:20:55,388 --> 00:20:56,691 You're a fucking dud. 516 00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:58,726 -Peace. -[blow lands] 517 00:20:58,826 --> 00:20:59,794 Goddamn it. 518 00:21:03,231 --> 00:21:05,032 Nice Kostons, poser. 519 00:21:08,169 --> 00:21:09,937 What up, what up, what up, what up, what up, what up? 520 00:21:10,037 --> 00:21:12,607 It's your boy, Farkas, coming at you live. 521 00:21:12,707 --> 00:21:15,743 It's 1999 and we getting high. 522 00:21:15,843 --> 00:21:17,545 [growls] And drunk! 523 00:21:17,645 --> 00:21:19,781 What's up, y'all? Let's say what's up to the crew, man. 524 00:21:19,881 --> 00:21:21,916 Yeah! Ash! 525 00:21:22,016 --> 00:21:23,684 Fucking crazy bitch. 526 00:21:23,785 --> 00:21:25,418 Give me back my camera, you fucking asshole. 527 00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:27,088 [Farkas] Man, are you listening to this bozo? 528 00:21:27,188 --> 00:21:28,355 Dude, are you hearing this shit? 529 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:29,422 Are you for real, man? 530 00:21:29,524 --> 00:21:30,792 Ash, yo, please, 531 00:21:30,892 --> 00:21:32,292 please tell me you're getting this shit. 532 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:33,528 -Are you seeing this? -I can see it. 533 00:21:33,628 --> 00:21:35,530 [Farkas] Yo, I mean, be real, dog. 534 00:21:35,630 --> 00:21:37,430 Nobody can touch Limp, obviously. 535 00:21:37,532 --> 00:21:38,733 -Trash. -Come on. 536 00:21:38,833 --> 00:21:40,535 -[Ash] Fred Durst? -Man, fucking shut the fuck up 537 00:21:40,635 --> 00:21:42,402 before I fuck your ass up, man. What the fuck? 538 00:21:42,503 --> 00:21:44,839 I don't listen to that mainstream fucking bullshit. 539 00:21:44,939 --> 00:21:46,339 Yeah, you don't listen to mainstream bullshit, 540 00:21:46,439 --> 00:21:47,909 'cause you're a pretentious fucking ding-dong. 541 00:21:48,009 --> 00:21:50,511 What's the matter with you? [laughs] All right, whatever. 542 00:21:50,611 --> 00:21:52,445 Then name something better then. 543 00:21:53,014 --> 00:21:54,314 Okay, I will. 544 00:21:54,414 --> 00:21:57,417 Gift of Gab, Del, Freestyle Fellowship. 545 00:21:57,518 --> 00:21:59,587 Literally anyone on Soundbombing II. 546 00:21:59,687 --> 00:22:02,590 [scoffs] Underground MCs spit like real shit. 547 00:22:02,690 --> 00:22:03,858 -Truth. Always. -[Farkas] Yeah, real shit. 548 00:22:03,958 --> 00:22:05,325 [CJ] Yeah, nothing that you would know about. 549 00:22:05,425 --> 00:22:06,928 -Yeah, okay, whatever. -All you listen to 550 00:22:07,028 --> 00:22:08,296 is that corporate bullshit. 551 00:22:08,395 --> 00:22:09,831 -Uh-huh. -Yeah, you're a drone. 552 00:22:09,931 --> 00:22:11,098 I'm a drone? 553 00:22:11,199 --> 00:22:12,365 Oh, yeah, I'm a sucker, huh? 554 00:22:12,465 --> 00:22:13,568 Well, guess what, bitch? 555 00:22:13,668 --> 00:22:16,237 Your cup is not in your fucking hand, bitch. 556 00:22:16,336 --> 00:22:17,638 That's real as fuck. 557 00:22:17,738 --> 00:22:19,040 What you gonna do about it, huh? 558 00:22:19,140 --> 00:22:20,107 What you gonna do about it, huh? 559 00:22:20,208 --> 00:22:21,408 [Ash and Farkas laughing] 560 00:22:21,509 --> 00:22:24,212 [vocalizing vibrations] 561 00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:26,479 That shit is fucking sick, man. 562 00:22:27,982 --> 00:22:30,117 Yo, Eli. Over here, dude. 563 00:22:30,218 --> 00:22:32,553 This is my boy, Eli. 564 00:22:32,653 --> 00:22:34,454 He took this loser Kiwi in 565 00:22:34,555 --> 00:22:37,191 when I first moved here in seventh grade. 566 00:22:37,291 --> 00:22:38,659 We saw our first pair of titties 567 00:22:38,759 --> 00:22:40,728 on an episode of Arliss. You know? 568 00:22:40,828 --> 00:22:42,263 And uh, the Ocarina incident. 569 00:22:42,362 --> 00:22:43,698 I'll always be sorry about that. 570 00:22:43,798 --> 00:22:45,032 Wait, what's the Ocarina incident? 571 00:22:45,132 --> 00:22:46,634 -Oh, no. -Okay, so last summer, 572 00:22:46,734 --> 00:22:49,670 he's basically using me to play Ocarina of Time. 573 00:22:49,770 --> 00:22:51,205 [girl] Oh, that weird video game? 574 00:22:51,305 --> 00:22:53,040 Yeah, so he goes to the bathroom 575 00:22:53,941 --> 00:22:55,375 and I think to myself, 576 00:22:56,409 --> 00:22:58,512 -I'm gonna pee in his coke. -[group laughing] 577 00:22:58,613 --> 00:23:00,648 -[girls] No! -Yeah, just a little bit. 578 00:23:00,748 --> 00:23:02,216 I just wanted to see if he would notice. 579 00:23:02,316 --> 00:23:03,718 [boy] Oh my God, you drank piss. 580 00:23:03,818 --> 00:23:05,286 [girl] Yeah, I guess he likes piss. 581 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:07,387 So, where's your girlfriend? 582 00:23:07,487 --> 00:23:09,456 Dude, enough with the goddamn condom. 583 00:23:09,957 --> 00:23:11,491 Why are you being an asshole right now? 584 00:23:11,592 --> 00:23:13,961 Dude, what? No, you should be thanking me. 585 00:23:14,061 --> 00:23:16,297 I'm... I'm doing all the work for both of us. 586 00:23:16,396 --> 00:23:17,698 All the work? 587 00:23:17,798 --> 00:23:19,767 You just told half the school that I drank your piss. 588 00:23:19,867 --> 00:23:20,968 Jesus Christ. 589 00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:24,372 We came here for you, so you could get with Laura. 590 00:23:24,471 --> 00:23:27,074 [snorts] My God. Piss-mouth likes Laura? 591 00:23:27,174 --> 00:23:28,576 Like, what do you want from me? 592 00:23:28,676 --> 00:23:30,344 I can't make friends for you, 593 00:23:30,443 --> 00:23:32,113 and I can't kiss Laura for you. 594 00:23:36,384 --> 00:23:38,418 Look, fuck you, man. 595 00:23:41,322 --> 00:23:42,523 [girl] Almost midnight! 596 00:23:42,623 --> 00:23:44,424 [boy] Ooh! I'm right after you, baby! 597 00:23:47,762 --> 00:23:48,729 Laura? 598 00:23:55,336 --> 00:23:56,570 [girl laughing in room] 599 00:24:00,708 --> 00:24:02,543 -[bed whirring] -[Aiden] This bed is crazy. 600 00:24:02,643 --> 00:24:04,612 We could do mad positions on this thing. 601 00:24:05,012 --> 00:24:06,080 Oh. 602 00:24:06,347 --> 00:24:07,348 [both laughing] 603 00:24:07,447 --> 00:24:09,684 Enjoying the show, perv? 604 00:24:10,584 --> 00:24:11,786 [boy] Here we go! 605 00:24:11,886 --> 00:24:16,991 [crowd] Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, 606 00:24:17,091 --> 00:24:18,926 -[in slow-mo] five... -['90s trip hop music playing] 607 00:24:19,026 --> 00:24:21,762 ...four, three, 608 00:24:21,862 --> 00:24:24,598 two, one! 609 00:24:24,699 --> 00:24:26,466 ♪ I've got a head full of drought ♪ 610 00:24:27,301 --> 00:24:28,769 ♪ Down here ♪ 611 00:24:28,869 --> 00:24:31,839 ♪ So far off losing out ♪ 612 00:24:32,606 --> 00:24:34,809 ♪ Round here ♪ 613 00:24:35,109 --> 00:24:37,011 ♪ Overground ♪ 614 00:24:38,212 --> 00:24:40,014 ♪ Watch this space ♪ 615 00:24:40,114 --> 00:24:42,550 -[crowd cheering] -[party horn blowing] 616 00:24:46,287 --> 00:24:47,221 Dude. 617 00:24:47,989 --> 00:24:48,990 You're the man. 618 00:24:49,924 --> 00:24:50,858 Yo. 619 00:24:50,958 --> 00:24:52,660 It'll happen for you, too, bro. 620 00:24:53,694 --> 00:24:57,331 No, I know. I just feel like a fucking nobody. 621 00:24:57,832 --> 00:24:59,567 Don't fucking say that, okay? This is... 622 00:24:59,900 --> 00:25:01,936 This is gonna be our year, okay? 623 00:25:02,036 --> 00:25:03,270 No, fuck that. 624 00:25:03,371 --> 00:25:04,672 This is gonna be our millennium. 625 00:25:06,607 --> 00:25:07,742 Lord Sticky? 626 00:25:09,043 --> 00:25:10,144 Yeah. 627 00:25:10,511 --> 00:25:11,545 -[power shuts off] -[music stops] 628 00:25:11,645 --> 00:25:12,880 [girl] Hey! 629 00:25:12,980 --> 00:25:15,883 -[speakers crackling] -[crowd exclaiming] 630 00:25:18,986 --> 00:25:20,988 Y2K is real. 631 00:25:21,088 --> 00:25:22,456 [all laughing] 632 00:25:22,556 --> 00:25:24,825 [electricity crackling] 633 00:25:27,595 --> 00:25:29,897 [suspenseful music playing] 634 00:25:29,997 --> 00:25:31,866 [rumbling] 635 00:25:33,868 --> 00:25:36,437 -[Aiden] No! [screaming] -[Raleigh screaming] 636 00:25:36,537 --> 00:25:37,905 -What the fuck! -[crowd murmuring] 637 00:25:38,005 --> 00:25:39,740 [Raleigh, screaming] Stop, stop, stop! 638 00:25:42,309 --> 00:25:43,978 [Raleigh screaming] 639 00:25:54,588 --> 00:25:56,190 -Fuck! -[crowd gasping] 640 00:25:56,290 --> 00:25:57,992 My parents are gonna kill me! 641 00:26:01,095 --> 00:26:02,096 Aiden. 642 00:26:03,397 --> 00:26:04,765 -Shit! -[crowd gasping] 643 00:26:07,735 --> 00:26:09,904 [Raleigh, shuddering] It's... 644 00:26:10,704 --> 00:26:11,972 It's the bed. 645 00:26:12,807 --> 00:26:14,241 The bed did it. 646 00:26:14,341 --> 00:26:15,810 Raleigh, what happened? 647 00:26:21,082 --> 00:26:24,418 The bed started jerking up and down. 648 00:26:24,519 --> 00:26:26,153 -Bullshit! -[Raleigh] It launched him. 649 00:26:26,253 --> 00:26:27,188 She killed Aiden. 650 00:26:27,288 --> 00:26:28,756 [whirring] 651 00:26:28,856 --> 00:26:30,191 Uh, did anyone see that? 652 00:26:30,291 --> 00:26:32,693 We need to call an ambulance. The cops. His... his parents. 653 00:26:32,793 --> 00:26:33,794 Let me just think for a minute. 654 00:26:33,894 --> 00:26:35,429 -Soccer Chris? -It's... It's the house. 655 00:26:35,530 --> 00:26:37,798 This is your brain on drugs, folks. 656 00:26:37,898 --> 00:26:39,467 Chick's been rolling since homecoming. 657 00:26:39,568 --> 00:26:40,801 [Eli] Soccer Chris. 658 00:26:40,901 --> 00:26:42,303 -Somebody's dead. -I know, Laura. 659 00:26:42,403 --> 00:26:44,772 -Yo, Soccer Chris. -It's Chris. 660 00:26:44,872 --> 00:26:46,774 Not fucking Soccer Chris. 661 00:26:47,608 --> 00:26:49,610 And who the fuck are you anyway? 662 00:26:49,710 --> 00:26:50,878 [boy 1] Dude, that's Piss-mouth. 663 00:26:50,978 --> 00:26:53,114 [boy 2] Yeah, he drank piss. 664 00:26:53,214 --> 00:26:54,882 [crowd laughing] 665 00:26:55,517 --> 00:26:56,518 Sorry. 666 00:26:56,617 --> 00:26:58,953 [whirring] 667 00:27:00,921 --> 00:27:02,623 [suspenseful music playing] 668 00:27:02,723 --> 00:27:04,158 [girl] What's that? [laughs] 669 00:27:04,258 --> 00:27:06,227 [crowd murmuring] 670 00:27:10,331 --> 00:27:11,866 [whirring] 671 00:27:12,233 --> 00:27:13,267 [clicks, beeps] 672 00:27:17,539 --> 00:27:19,874 Damn, that's pimp as hell. 673 00:27:26,747 --> 00:27:28,749 Who's controlling the car? 674 00:27:31,452 --> 00:27:34,121 [whirring] 675 00:27:35,356 --> 00:27:36,423 Huh? 676 00:27:39,126 --> 00:27:39,994 [phone beeps] 677 00:27:40,094 --> 00:27:42,531 [AOL dial-up sign-in tones] 678 00:27:42,631 --> 00:27:44,431 [static] 679 00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:45,966 Someone's on the net. 680 00:27:46,066 --> 00:27:48,002 [whirring] 681 00:27:55,544 --> 00:27:57,745 [chuckling] 682 00:27:59,280 --> 00:28:00,314 Dumbass. 683 00:28:00,748 --> 00:28:02,049 I use gel. 684 00:28:02,149 --> 00:28:04,185 [whirring] 685 00:28:04,285 --> 00:28:05,319 [clicks] 686 00:28:05,419 --> 00:28:06,521 [AOL voice] You've got mail. 687 00:28:06,621 --> 00:28:09,089 -[whooshing] -[crowd screaming] 688 00:28:20,467 --> 00:28:22,303 -[razor whirring] -[screaming] 689 00:28:22,403 --> 00:28:23,638 [crowd screaming] 690 00:28:23,737 --> 00:28:25,072 Raleigh! 691 00:28:26,807 --> 00:28:28,008 [shrieks] 692 00:28:28,108 --> 00:28:29,777 [sobbing] 693 00:28:30,545 --> 00:28:32,846 [gasping, shrieks] 694 00:28:34,415 --> 00:28:36,116 [sobbing] Oh, my God! 695 00:28:38,285 --> 00:28:39,253 [groans] 696 00:28:41,188 --> 00:28:42,624 [crowd screaming] 697 00:28:42,723 --> 00:28:45,192 [blender whirring] 698 00:28:45,292 --> 00:28:48,262 [screaming] 699 00:28:50,297 --> 00:28:51,633 Cory Flock. 700 00:28:51,732 --> 00:28:53,400 [waste disposal unit whirring] 701 00:28:53,734 --> 00:28:55,369 -[screaming] -[squirting] 702 00:28:59,740 --> 00:29:01,208 Thank you. Thank you. 703 00:29:02,544 --> 00:29:03,545 Laura, let's roll. 704 00:29:03,645 --> 00:29:04,912 We... We need to find Raleigh. 705 00:29:05,012 --> 00:29:06,581 Fuck that. Come on. 706 00:29:06,681 --> 00:29:07,781 No. 707 00:29:08,249 --> 00:29:09,250 Fine. 708 00:29:09,350 --> 00:29:10,518 Die with these losers. 709 00:29:10,619 --> 00:29:12,219 Guess I will, asshole. 710 00:29:12,319 --> 00:29:14,421 Um, don't admit that we're losers. 711 00:29:14,522 --> 00:29:15,956 -[scoffs] -[dishwasher beeps] 712 00:29:16,056 --> 00:29:17,525 -[groans] -[microwave beeping] 713 00:29:17,626 --> 00:29:19,594 -[electricity crackling] -[screaming] 714 00:29:19,694 --> 00:29:20,761 [gasps] 715 00:29:20,861 --> 00:29:21,996 [microwave beeps] 716 00:29:22,096 --> 00:29:23,063 Go, go. 717 00:29:24,599 --> 00:29:25,766 Dude, score. 718 00:29:32,239 --> 00:29:33,207 Help! 719 00:29:33,608 --> 00:29:34,709 Let us in! 720 00:29:34,808 --> 00:29:36,511 -Come on. -Laura... 721 00:29:37,144 --> 00:29:38,045 Hey. 722 00:29:38,145 --> 00:29:39,813 -I've been looking for you. -[whirring] 723 00:29:39,913 --> 00:29:41,415 -[drill whirring] -[screams] 724 00:29:41,516 --> 00:29:42,550 [screaming] 725 00:29:42,651 --> 00:29:44,418 [shouting] 726 00:29:46,554 --> 00:29:48,623 -[whirring] -[Laura screaming] 727 00:29:48,889 --> 00:29:50,291 [gasping] 728 00:29:52,661 --> 00:29:53,794 [whirring stops] 729 00:29:55,496 --> 00:29:57,298 [whirring] 730 00:29:59,534 --> 00:30:00,968 [beeping] 731 00:30:01,569 --> 00:30:02,570 We're gonna die. Fuck. 732 00:30:02,671 --> 00:30:03,638 Screw it. 733 00:30:03,738 --> 00:30:05,707 [panting] 734 00:30:05,806 --> 00:30:07,575 Five, six, seven, eight! 735 00:30:07,676 --> 00:30:09,843 -[shrieks] -[beeping] 736 00:30:10,712 --> 00:30:11,713 [powering down] 737 00:30:11,812 --> 00:30:12,913 Shit. [grunts] 738 00:30:13,013 --> 00:30:15,316 Tae Bo, bitch! 739 00:30:15,750 --> 00:30:18,085 Oh, fuck. Fuckin' Billy Blanks. 740 00:30:18,852 --> 00:30:19,953 [Farkas] Holy shit! 741 00:30:21,422 --> 00:30:23,257 Damn, Big Nut! Saved the motherfuckin' day. 742 00:30:23,357 --> 00:30:25,159 -Yeah, I guess so. -[Farkas] Yeah, well, eat shit. 743 00:30:25,259 --> 00:30:26,561 [crowd screaming in distance] 744 00:30:26,661 --> 00:30:28,829 Open up the motherfucking door! 745 00:30:29,631 --> 00:30:30,931 [door creaking] 746 00:30:31,031 --> 00:30:33,901 Yo, you just fuckin' chillin' in here dolo? 747 00:30:34,968 --> 00:30:36,303 Hello. Danny. 748 00:30:36,970 --> 00:30:38,072 [Ash] Move, pussy. 749 00:30:38,172 --> 00:30:39,607 [clattering, thudding in distance] 750 00:30:42,142 --> 00:30:43,043 Laura. 751 00:30:43,977 --> 00:30:45,279 We gotta go. 752 00:30:51,985 --> 00:30:53,320 [Danny] What the hell is going on out there? 753 00:30:53,420 --> 00:30:54,823 [Eli] They're, like, combining or something. 754 00:30:54,922 --> 00:30:56,591 Dude, a Tamagotchi just drilled 755 00:30:56,691 --> 00:30:58,092 through a chick's head. 756 00:30:58,192 --> 00:31:00,729 What if it's... What if it's only Soccer Chris' house? 757 00:31:00,829 --> 00:31:02,697 [sighs] No, it could be the whole town. 758 00:31:02,797 --> 00:31:04,164 Wake up, numbnuts. 759 00:31:04,264 --> 00:31:06,534 We're talking Y2K here, okay? Global Computer Apocalypse. 760 00:31:06,634 --> 00:31:08,335 But they predicted it. They knew it was coming. 761 00:31:08,435 --> 00:31:09,236 What gives? 762 00:31:09,336 --> 00:31:11,238 Do I have to spell it out for you, man? 763 00:31:11,338 --> 00:31:13,575 President Blowjob. He planned it all. 764 00:31:13,675 --> 00:31:15,209 Society's fucking dumb as hell. 765 00:31:15,309 --> 00:31:17,111 -Just let it burn. -Yeah, fuck yeah. 766 00:31:17,211 --> 00:31:19,046 I say we just rebuild from the ashes. 767 00:31:19,146 --> 00:31:20,981 Whoa, enough, Anarchy Squad. 768 00:31:22,483 --> 00:31:23,651 It's a bug. 769 00:31:24,952 --> 00:31:27,388 AI consciousness pushing a sentient worm command 770 00:31:27,488 --> 00:31:30,491 to every processing chip around the world. 771 00:31:30,592 --> 00:31:32,025 Translation? 772 00:31:33,060 --> 00:31:35,262 Goodbye, human race. 773 00:31:35,362 --> 00:31:36,330 What the fuck? 774 00:31:36,430 --> 00:31:38,132 So now Shitney Spears thinks she's a hacker? 775 00:31:38,232 --> 00:31:39,933 Whoa, she knows more than you do. 776 00:31:40,033 --> 00:31:41,301 Laura's a coding whiz. 777 00:31:41,402 --> 00:31:43,605 [Farkas] A girl that knows computers? My ass. 778 00:31:43,705 --> 00:31:46,039 Yeah, she practically built the entire Crawford web portal 779 00:31:46,140 --> 00:31:48,142 on her own. It's... It's pretty sick. 780 00:31:48,942 --> 00:31:50,377 Eli, put your boner away. 781 00:31:50,477 --> 00:31:52,614 -[crashing] -God, we're so fucked. 782 00:31:52,714 --> 00:31:55,717 God, somebody tell this bitch to stop crying all the time. 783 00:31:55,817 --> 00:31:56,851 We need a plan. 784 00:31:56,950 --> 00:31:58,952 Yo, let's just hotwire the Benz 785 00:31:59,052 --> 00:32:00,053 and roll the fuck out. 786 00:32:00,154 --> 00:32:01,321 What happens when you turn that thing on 787 00:32:01,422 --> 00:32:02,557 and it tries to fucking kill us? 788 00:32:02,657 --> 00:32:03,792 Bring it, bitch. 789 00:32:03,892 --> 00:32:05,827 I'll be riding that shit straight to Kabul. 790 00:32:05,926 --> 00:32:07,394 [Ash and Farkas chuckle] 791 00:32:07,494 --> 00:32:09,096 [CJ] Do you ever listen to yourself? 792 00:32:09,196 --> 00:32:10,632 [Farkas] I listen to your mom jacking me off. 793 00:32:10,732 --> 00:32:11,999 The old factory. 794 00:32:12,099 --> 00:32:13,333 We go to the old factory. 795 00:32:13,434 --> 00:32:14,903 -[Danny] The stoner kickback? -[Eli] Garrett's thing? 796 00:32:15,002 --> 00:32:16,805 [Laura] It's safe. No electricity. 797 00:32:16,905 --> 00:32:17,906 No computers. 798 00:32:18,005 --> 00:32:20,073 And Jonas, my boyf... my ex-boyfriend, 799 00:32:20,174 --> 00:32:21,743 he's an engineering major. He'll know what to do. 800 00:32:21,843 --> 00:32:23,043 [Farkas] Yeah. No, dude. 801 00:32:23,143 --> 00:32:25,345 I'm not listening to binary code Barbie over here. 802 00:32:25,446 --> 00:32:27,582 And I'm definitely not going to fucking listen 803 00:32:27,682 --> 00:32:28,883 to the dumbass 804 00:32:28,982 --> 00:32:31,018 that pissed in the other fucking dumbass's Pepsi. 805 00:32:31,952 --> 00:32:33,922 You know what, Fark-ass? 806 00:32:34,522 --> 00:32:35,623 Shut the fuck up! 807 00:32:35,723 --> 00:32:37,257 -[tense music playing] -Yeah, yeah, shut the fuck up, 808 00:32:37,357 --> 00:32:39,460 'cause me and Eli have been dealing with your shit forever 809 00:32:39,561 --> 00:32:40,829 and we're sick of it. 810 00:32:40,929 --> 00:32:42,597 You know, you can do what you want, 811 00:32:42,697 --> 00:32:43,798 but the rest of us, 812 00:32:43,898 --> 00:32:45,032 we're going to the old factory. 813 00:32:45,132 --> 00:32:48,068 And you're invited, motherfucker. 814 00:32:49,303 --> 00:32:51,171 Yep, and it was Coke, bitch. 815 00:32:52,874 --> 00:32:53,942 [exhales] 816 00:32:54,041 --> 00:32:55,476 -[banging on door] -[boy] Please don't! 817 00:32:55,577 --> 00:32:57,645 Oh, my God, it's coming! We're fucked! 818 00:32:57,745 --> 00:32:59,881 -[Ash] Wait. -[boy] Help me! 819 00:32:59,980 --> 00:33:03,116 -[boy screaming] -[slamming] 820 00:33:03,585 --> 00:33:05,753 Grab a bike, grab a board, grab whatever you can. 821 00:33:05,854 --> 00:33:07,755 [tense music playing] 822 00:33:10,324 --> 00:33:12,961 Yo, I almost made X Games Prelims in '97. 823 00:33:13,060 --> 00:33:14,461 About to tear these streets up. 824 00:33:14,562 --> 00:33:16,163 [muffled whirring] 825 00:33:18,700 --> 00:33:20,735 -[muffled whirring] -[Danny] I got the door. 826 00:33:22,269 --> 00:33:23,470 Let's do it, Big Nut. 827 00:33:26,406 --> 00:33:27,976 -[loud thud] -Ah, fuck! 828 00:33:28,075 --> 00:33:29,777 Okay, on three. 829 00:33:29,878 --> 00:33:31,078 -[whirring] -Three, two... 830 00:33:31,178 --> 00:33:33,113 [sighs] Fuck, Eli. 831 00:33:33,213 --> 00:33:34,782 Your forgetful ass will be screwed without me. 832 00:33:34,883 --> 00:33:35,917 -[whirring] -[gasps] 833 00:33:36,016 --> 00:33:38,018 [groaning] 834 00:33:38,118 --> 00:33:39,721 -Danny! -[shouts] 835 00:33:40,955 --> 00:33:42,356 Eli! 836 00:33:42,456 --> 00:33:44,358 [groaning] 837 00:33:44,458 --> 00:33:45,527 [whirring] 838 00:33:45,627 --> 00:33:47,729 -Oh, fuck. Come on. Come on. -[shouts] 839 00:33:47,829 --> 00:33:49,363 [whirring] 840 00:33:49,463 --> 00:33:52,600 [groaning] 841 00:33:54,569 --> 00:33:55,870 [whirring] 842 00:33:55,970 --> 00:33:57,437 -[Ash] Get back! -[Farkas] Fuck! 843 00:33:59,439 --> 00:34:00,642 Come on, Sticky. We gotta go. 844 00:34:00,742 --> 00:34:02,376 [groaning] 845 00:34:02,476 --> 00:34:04,612 -[breathing heavily] -Come on. 846 00:34:05,013 --> 00:34:07,381 -[grunting] -[loud thud] 847 00:34:08,516 --> 00:34:10,050 [Eli] We're getting out of here, man, let's go. 848 00:34:10,150 --> 00:34:11,118 [Farkas] Yo, get the door! 849 00:34:11,218 --> 00:34:13,688 I think I'm just gonna chill here. 850 00:34:13,788 --> 00:34:15,690 [Eli] No, no, man, I got you. 851 00:34:15,790 --> 00:34:19,426 [somber music playing] 852 00:34:19,527 --> 00:34:22,664 I was... I was pretty smooth tonight. 853 00:34:22,764 --> 00:34:24,498 [both chuckling] 854 00:34:24,599 --> 00:34:25,633 Man, you're so... 855 00:34:26,668 --> 00:34:27,936 I can never be that cool. 856 00:34:28,036 --> 00:34:29,069 [Ash] Come on! 857 00:34:29,169 --> 00:34:30,705 [Danny, breathing heavily] Eli... 858 00:34:33,908 --> 00:34:35,275 just do you. 859 00:34:40,982 --> 00:34:42,249 Take it. 860 00:34:48,422 --> 00:34:49,857 -Come on. -Let's bounce. 861 00:34:49,958 --> 00:34:51,325 Let's get out of here. 862 00:34:51,425 --> 00:34:52,894 [Farkas] Let's go before the garage door 863 00:34:52,994 --> 00:34:54,127 fucking kills us. 864 00:34:54,896 --> 00:34:56,965 Come on, Eli, we gotta go. 865 00:34:57,197 --> 00:34:58,733 [machine whirring] 866 00:34:58,833 --> 00:35:00,167 We gotta go now. 867 00:35:05,006 --> 00:35:06,206 Come on. 868 00:35:07,041 --> 00:35:11,178 [whirring] 869 00:35:18,720 --> 00:35:20,454 -[Ash] That was fucking close. -[car crashing] 870 00:35:21,723 --> 00:35:22,991 Oh, shit. 871 00:35:23,091 --> 00:35:25,059 [Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit playing] 872 00:35:25,158 --> 00:35:26,761 Go time, motherfuckers. 873 00:35:28,062 --> 00:35:29,363 ♪ It's just one of those days ♪ 874 00:35:29,463 --> 00:35:30,497 ♪ Where you don't wanna wake up ♪ 875 00:35:30,598 --> 00:35:31,699 -Whoa! [groans] -[music stops] 876 00:35:31,799 --> 00:35:32,767 [thud] 877 00:35:32,867 --> 00:35:34,167 Oh, snap. 878 00:35:34,267 --> 00:35:35,870 -[siren blaring in distance] -[helicopter whirring] 879 00:35:35,970 --> 00:35:37,270 Fuck, dude! 880 00:35:39,607 --> 00:35:41,274 [Ash panting] 881 00:35:41,375 --> 00:35:44,646 -Hey, get up. Get up, man. -[somber music playing] 882 00:35:44,746 --> 00:35:45,813 Fucking get up, man. 883 00:35:45,913 --> 00:35:47,882 -He's iced, come on. -[gasping] 884 00:35:47,982 --> 00:35:49,149 No. 885 00:35:51,786 --> 00:35:53,688 -[Laura] Oh, my God. -[Eli] Oh, no, no, no! 886 00:35:57,592 --> 00:35:59,060 [Eli] Come on, we gotta go. 887 00:35:59,159 --> 00:36:00,327 Fuck. 888 00:36:02,262 --> 00:36:04,498 [loud crashing] 889 00:36:05,900 --> 00:36:09,003 [heavy footsteps] 890 00:36:09,103 --> 00:36:13,107 [whirring] 891 00:36:13,206 --> 00:36:16,644 [menacing music playing] 892 00:36:21,115 --> 00:36:22,083 [buzzing] 893 00:36:22,182 --> 00:36:25,318 [whirring] 894 00:36:29,691 --> 00:36:30,892 [beeping] 895 00:36:33,961 --> 00:36:34,929 [static] 896 00:36:45,907 --> 00:36:49,242 [whirring] 897 00:36:55,315 --> 00:36:58,485 [blaring] 898 00:37:07,461 --> 00:37:09,564 [distant explosions] 899 00:37:13,467 --> 00:37:15,435 [distant explosions] 900 00:37:18,506 --> 00:37:19,874 [Laura] Everybody cool? 901 00:37:19,974 --> 00:37:21,609 The hell do you think? 902 00:37:24,846 --> 00:37:25,780 [grunts] 903 00:37:26,814 --> 00:37:28,750 [grunting] 904 00:37:28,850 --> 00:37:29,751 Whoa! 905 00:37:30,785 --> 00:37:33,453 Look, I know Big Nut got merked or whatever, 906 00:37:33,554 --> 00:37:34,922 but you gotta keep your fucking cool. 907 00:37:35,022 --> 00:37:36,557 Fuck you. 908 00:37:37,290 --> 00:37:38,993 Okay, fuck you too, then. God! 909 00:37:42,262 --> 00:37:43,463 [Eli] Your camera. 910 00:37:44,565 --> 00:37:45,933 -Hell no. -It's one of them. 911 00:37:46,033 --> 00:37:47,735 It's gonna kill us the first chance it gets. 912 00:37:47,835 --> 00:37:50,738 That's, like, racism against machines. 913 00:37:50,838 --> 00:37:53,306 We don't know how this shit works, you know? 914 00:37:53,406 --> 00:37:54,709 Maybe they're not all bad. 915 00:37:54,809 --> 00:37:57,011 -You really wanna risk that? -Exactly. We need to kill it. 916 00:37:57,111 --> 00:37:58,445 It took me years to save up for this. 917 00:37:58,546 --> 00:38:00,181 Our friends are dead. 918 00:38:00,848 --> 00:38:02,617 Or... Or were they just your fuck buddies? 919 00:38:04,185 --> 00:38:05,553 [groans] 920 00:38:08,990 --> 00:38:09,991 Damn. 921 00:38:14,427 --> 00:38:16,063 [somber music playing] 922 00:38:17,832 --> 00:38:19,066 Hey, come on. 923 00:38:21,301 --> 00:38:22,503 Sorry. 924 00:38:23,538 --> 00:38:26,908 Just something stupid that me and Danny do. 925 00:38:27,708 --> 00:38:29,510 Or did. 926 00:38:32,914 --> 00:38:35,082 He was lucky to have a friend like you. 927 00:38:40,021 --> 00:38:41,889 [distant explosions] 928 00:38:45,358 --> 00:38:46,493 [groans] 929 00:38:47,161 --> 00:38:48,095 Oh! 930 00:38:49,931 --> 00:38:50,998 Strong water. 931 00:39:02,109 --> 00:39:03,376 Yo. 932 00:39:04,011 --> 00:39:06,047 Uh, got any herb? 933 00:39:06,147 --> 00:39:07,347 [scoffs] 934 00:39:07,447 --> 00:39:09,550 If I did, I wouldn't waste it on you. 935 00:39:10,284 --> 00:39:11,484 [chuckles] 936 00:39:17,792 --> 00:39:19,594 First time I got baked was right here. 937 00:39:20,393 --> 00:39:21,696 No shit. Me, too. 938 00:39:23,097 --> 00:39:25,365 No, I swear. Last day of school, eighth grade, 939 00:39:25,465 --> 00:39:27,568 me and the POI crew swiped from my sister's stash. 940 00:39:27,668 --> 00:39:28,703 Who? 941 00:39:28,803 --> 00:39:29,904 POI. 942 00:39:30,403 --> 00:39:31,973 Prophets of Intelligence. 943 00:39:33,107 --> 00:39:34,208 It's my hip-hop crew. 944 00:39:34,308 --> 00:39:35,543 [chuckles] 945 00:39:35,643 --> 00:39:37,278 I don't know. It's just like... 946 00:39:37,377 --> 00:39:39,146 It's just shit that actually makes you think. 947 00:39:39,247 --> 00:39:40,915 God. [chuckling] 948 00:39:41,015 --> 00:39:42,917 Get over yourself, bro. 949 00:39:47,487 --> 00:39:48,923 Sixth grade. 950 00:39:49,489 --> 00:39:50,625 Cut class. 951 00:39:51,692 --> 00:39:54,128 I rolled the skaggiest joint of all time. 952 00:39:58,699 --> 00:39:59,667 Yo. 953 00:40:00,601 --> 00:40:01,501 [rapping] ♪ I wish I could go back ♪ 954 00:40:01,602 --> 00:40:03,104 ♪ To how things were before ♪ 955 00:40:04,105 --> 00:40:06,173 ♪ Swiping beers from the corner store ♪ 956 00:40:07,575 --> 00:40:09,877 ♪ Chilling, and drinking, and smoking, and shit ♪ 957 00:40:10,278 --> 00:40:12,713 ♪ Year 2000 can suck my dick ♪ 958 00:40:14,382 --> 00:40:15,516 Weak flow. 959 00:40:16,851 --> 00:40:17,952 Step up, then. 960 00:40:18,052 --> 00:40:19,587 Really want this dopeness? 961 00:40:19,687 --> 00:40:21,454 -Yeah. -Uh, okay. 962 00:40:26,527 --> 00:40:27,929 Check it. 963 00:40:28,029 --> 00:40:29,964 [rapping] ♪ Intellects, intersect ♪ 964 00:40:30,064 --> 00:40:31,299 ♪ Redirect, reconnect ♪ 965 00:40:31,399 --> 00:40:32,499 ♪ Why? ♪ 966 00:40:32,600 --> 00:40:34,835 ♪ Because my third eye opens wide ♪ 967 00:40:34,936 --> 00:40:37,171 ♪ I fly too high in a multidimensional sky ♪ 968 00:40:44,211 --> 00:40:45,146 Damn. 969 00:40:46,314 --> 00:40:47,615 That sucked ass. 970 00:40:48,649 --> 00:40:49,917 [Eli] We should keep moving. 971 00:40:50,017 --> 00:40:52,119 -The old factory's close. -[exhales] 972 00:40:54,855 --> 00:40:56,691 [Eli] You guys think they'll still do graduation? 973 00:40:56,791 --> 00:40:58,458 [Ash] It's the end of the world. 974 00:40:59,160 --> 00:41:00,895 [Eli] I don't know. They still might do it. 975 00:41:03,230 --> 00:41:05,099 [suspenseful music playing] 976 00:41:06,466 --> 00:41:07,535 [CJ] I'm just saying, 977 00:41:07,635 --> 00:41:09,503 if it's on MTV, it fucking sucks. 978 00:41:09,603 --> 00:41:10,838 [Ash] Jesus Christ. 979 00:41:10,938 --> 00:41:12,606 [Eli] I kind of like it all, you know? 980 00:41:13,808 --> 00:41:15,609 I don't really like music. 981 00:41:18,478 --> 00:41:20,081 What the fuck? 982 00:41:20,715 --> 00:41:22,850 Why are popular kids allowed to be so boring? 983 00:41:22,950 --> 00:41:25,119 So I should pretend to be Slim Shady like you, right? 984 00:41:25,586 --> 00:41:26,654 [CJ scoffs] 985 00:41:26,754 --> 00:41:28,222 It's what I like, yo. 986 00:41:29,690 --> 00:41:31,592 And maybe nobody else has the guts to say it, 987 00:41:31,692 --> 00:41:33,260 but being all-state homecoming queen 988 00:41:33,361 --> 00:41:34,662 or whatever the fuck your friends do, 989 00:41:34,762 --> 00:41:36,197 doesn't give you the right to treat the rest of us 990 00:41:36,297 --> 00:41:37,264 -like trash. -[Ash laughs] 991 00:41:37,365 --> 00:41:38,799 Okay, what? 992 00:41:39,367 --> 00:41:40,500 I'm nice. 993 00:41:40,601 --> 00:41:42,403 I'm a nice person. 994 00:41:42,502 --> 00:41:45,206 Who the fuck describes themselves as nice? 995 00:41:45,306 --> 00:41:46,407 For real. We've been going 996 00:41:46,507 --> 00:41:48,242 to the same school for ten years. 997 00:41:49,010 --> 00:41:50,845 Did you even know my name before tonight? 998 00:41:52,646 --> 00:41:54,382 [scoffs] Jesus. 999 00:41:54,648 --> 00:41:56,283 CJ. My name is CJ. 1000 00:41:56,384 --> 00:41:57,585 Okay, so you guys are mad 1001 00:41:57,685 --> 00:41:59,487 that I didn't, like, talk to you? 1002 00:41:59,920 --> 00:42:01,722 I'm not psychic, all right? 1003 00:42:01,822 --> 00:42:03,491 And I didn't have some kind of master plan 1004 00:42:03,591 --> 00:42:05,526 to become popular. It just kind of happened. 1005 00:42:05,626 --> 00:42:06,994 [CJ] Oh, okay. 1006 00:42:07,094 --> 00:42:10,031 Being well-liked isn't a spotlight. 1007 00:42:10,131 --> 00:42:11,665 It's a target. 1008 00:42:11,766 --> 00:42:13,601 [Ash, scoffs] What? 1009 00:42:15,069 --> 00:42:15,903 [CJ] Damn. 1010 00:42:16,003 --> 00:42:18,139 You got some corny-ass problems. 1011 00:42:18,672 --> 00:42:19,907 [Ash chuckles] 1012 00:42:21,475 --> 00:42:23,677 [suspenseful music playing] 1013 00:42:30,618 --> 00:42:31,919 [CJ] Damn. 1014 00:42:49,170 --> 00:42:50,438 [Ash] You smell that? 1015 00:42:50,704 --> 00:42:51,939 [CJ] Whew. 1016 00:42:52,039 --> 00:42:53,808 -That's that dank chronic. -[Ash chuckles] 1017 00:42:57,278 --> 00:42:59,780 Oh, damn, what's up? 1018 00:42:59,880 --> 00:43:01,782 Best night ever right here. 1019 00:43:01,882 --> 00:43:03,784 Besides the people dying and shit. 1020 00:43:03,884 --> 00:43:05,653 Yo, what's good? How are you? 1021 00:43:05,753 --> 00:43:06,821 -Garrett. -Laura. 1022 00:43:06,921 --> 00:43:08,022 -Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you. 1023 00:43:08,122 --> 00:43:09,323 What up? Garrett. 1024 00:43:09,423 --> 00:43:11,258 Hey, what's good? Garrett. 1025 00:43:11,358 --> 00:43:12,593 How you doing? Garrett. 1026 00:43:13,060 --> 00:43:14,628 I just did you. What am I doing? 1027 00:43:14,728 --> 00:43:17,098 Yo, best for last right here. 1028 00:43:17,198 --> 00:43:18,432 E-boy. 1029 00:43:18,533 --> 00:43:19,667 Where's D? 1030 00:43:22,303 --> 00:43:23,771 Aw, come on. 1031 00:43:25,540 --> 00:43:26,674 I got you. 1032 00:43:29,043 --> 00:43:30,344 Well, y'all are safe here, all right? 1033 00:43:30,444 --> 00:43:31,812 For real. 1034 00:43:32,379 --> 00:43:36,984 -Bienvenue to The Kollective. -[dramatic music playing] 1035 00:43:37,084 --> 00:43:38,686 [exclaims] What? 1036 00:43:38,786 --> 00:43:40,888 Got the homies right here in the chill zone. 1037 00:43:40,988 --> 00:43:42,524 -Like, [exclaims] what? -[man laughing] 1038 00:43:42,656 --> 00:43:43,991 Got a little spot up top for a little 1039 00:43:44,091 --> 00:43:46,528 sleepy-deepy snoozage, you know? 1040 00:43:46,627 --> 00:43:48,563 Catch a wink or two, right? 1041 00:43:48,662 --> 00:43:49,697 This guy. 1042 00:43:49,797 --> 00:43:50,998 Uh, got some herbs, 1043 00:43:51,098 --> 00:43:52,833 some shrooms, a few sheets of acid, 1044 00:43:52,933 --> 00:43:54,068 a couple of cold and cough pills 1045 00:43:54,168 --> 00:43:56,505 for the summer around here. Just the one beer. 1046 00:43:56,605 --> 00:43:58,172 So that's sort of a splitting situation, 1047 00:43:58,272 --> 00:44:00,341 which I'm down for, by the way. [chuckles] 1048 00:44:00,441 --> 00:44:02,276 Sorry, is, uh, Jonas here? 1049 00:44:02,376 --> 00:44:03,677 Oh. Um... 1050 00:44:03,777 --> 00:44:05,146 [somber music playing] 1051 00:44:05,246 --> 00:44:06,247 uh, he's gone. 1052 00:44:07,648 --> 00:44:08,883 [music abruptly ends] 1053 00:44:08,983 --> 00:44:10,417 I see we got more mouths to feed. 1054 00:44:10,519 --> 00:44:12,153 -[Garrett] Oh, snap! -Hey. 1055 00:44:12,253 --> 00:44:13,555 [Garrett] Yo! 1056 00:44:13,654 --> 00:44:14,755 Jonas is back! 1057 00:44:14,855 --> 00:44:16,023 Oh, I'm so glad you're here. 1058 00:44:16,123 --> 00:44:17,892 I was like, "Where'd Jonas go?" 1059 00:44:17,992 --> 00:44:20,661 Hey, hey, warm yourselves by the fire. 1060 00:44:20,761 --> 00:44:22,830 And rest easy. 1061 00:44:22,930 --> 00:44:24,665 [Garrett] Oh, yo, hey, check it. 1062 00:44:24,765 --> 00:44:26,535 We got devil sticks. 1063 00:44:26,635 --> 00:44:27,701 [exclaims] What? 1064 00:44:28,402 --> 00:44:29,770 See, I'm still learning. 1065 00:44:29,870 --> 00:44:34,208 ♪ Blinded by a speck of dust ♪ 1066 00:44:34,308 --> 00:44:36,243 ♪ In your eye ♪ 1067 00:44:37,144 --> 00:44:39,614 ♪ What is trust? What is life? ♪ 1068 00:44:39,713 --> 00:44:41,949 ♪ What is life? ♪ 1069 00:44:42,816 --> 00:44:44,018 [Jonas] So, Eli. 1070 00:44:44,653 --> 00:44:46,053 You go to Crawford? 1071 00:44:46,754 --> 00:44:48,489 -Um, yeah. -[Jonas] You play any sports? 1072 00:44:48,590 --> 00:44:50,024 'Cause, look, you got a great frame 1073 00:44:50,124 --> 00:44:53,260 -for long-distance running. -Ah, thank you. 1074 00:44:53,360 --> 00:44:56,063 Um, no, I'm... I'm more behind the scenes. 1075 00:44:56,797 --> 00:44:57,798 I'm an equipment manager 1076 00:44:57,898 --> 00:44:58,899 for the girls' basketball team. 1077 00:44:58,999 --> 00:45:02,069 Hey, uh, just one second, one second. 1078 00:45:03,971 --> 00:45:05,206 ♪ What is trust? ♪ 1079 00:45:05,306 --> 00:45:06,373 ♪ What is life? ♪ 1080 00:45:06,473 --> 00:45:07,942 ♪ What is life? ♪ 1081 00:45:08,510 --> 00:45:11,779 -[Jonas grunting] -[clattering] 1082 00:45:12,980 --> 00:45:14,381 -[Garrett] Yo, what is that? -Check this out! 1083 00:45:14,481 --> 00:45:16,483 Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 1084 00:45:16,585 --> 00:45:18,587 [Jonas laughing] 1085 00:45:18,687 --> 00:45:20,589 Oh, man. The guy is stronger than it looks. 1086 00:45:20,689 --> 00:45:22,489 The fuck? Get that thing out of here. 1087 00:45:22,591 --> 00:45:24,959 Hold on, I think that's my computer. 1088 00:45:25,059 --> 00:45:27,094 I wonder if he recognizes me. 1089 00:45:27,194 --> 00:45:28,862 ♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha ♪ 1090 00:45:28,963 --> 00:45:30,097 [exclaiming, laughs] 1091 00:45:30,197 --> 00:45:31,832 ♪ Ooh, I gotcha, gotcha, ooh ♪ 1092 00:45:31,932 --> 00:45:33,467 Dude, good to see you too, pal. 1093 00:45:33,568 --> 00:45:35,869 Your pal is probably hollering to all his robot buddies 1094 00:45:35,970 --> 00:45:37,471 -to wipe us out. -Don't! 1095 00:45:37,572 --> 00:45:38,707 Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 1096 00:45:38,806 --> 00:45:41,075 [static] 1097 00:45:44,411 --> 00:45:45,846 We don't know what it wants. 1098 00:45:47,448 --> 00:45:48,749 But we can learn... 1099 00:45:50,317 --> 00:45:51,418 once Laura hacks it. 1100 00:45:53,688 --> 00:45:55,523 -What? -Laura? 1101 00:45:55,624 --> 00:45:57,024 That's a little advanced, isn't it? 1102 00:45:57,124 --> 00:45:59,893 -No offense, Pookie. -No, uh, he's... he's right. 1103 00:45:59,994 --> 00:46:02,697 No, no, no, you can, like, cut the modem or something. 1104 00:46:03,264 --> 00:46:04,832 [stammers] Yeah, I don't know, maybe. 1105 00:46:04,932 --> 00:46:06,834 Cut the modem. It's easy. 1106 00:46:08,902 --> 00:46:09,870 [Eli] What was that quote 1107 00:46:09,970 --> 00:46:11,839 on your binder in Spanish class? 1108 00:46:11,939 --> 00:46:14,241 The one from the co-founder of Apple? 1109 00:46:14,341 --> 00:46:15,276 Bill Gates? 1110 00:46:15,376 --> 00:46:16,578 [Laura] Steve Wozniak. 1111 00:46:17,111 --> 00:46:19,079 He said, "Never trust a computer 1112 00:46:19,179 --> 00:46:20,981 you can't throw out a window." 1113 00:46:22,116 --> 00:46:23,417 Can't believe you remember that. 1114 00:46:24,184 --> 00:46:25,953 [suspenseful music playing] 1115 00:46:26,521 --> 00:46:27,788 [Eli] That's what I'm saying. 1116 00:46:27,888 --> 00:46:29,456 What if this is how we throw them out the window? 1117 00:46:30,525 --> 00:46:31,526 For good. 1118 00:46:31,626 --> 00:46:33,561 I'm with you, E-boy. 1119 00:46:33,662 --> 00:46:34,995 Throw it out the window. 1120 00:46:35,095 --> 00:46:36,330 [homies chuckling excitedly] 1121 00:46:36,430 --> 00:46:38,098 God, you fucking idiot! 1122 00:46:42,036 --> 00:46:44,438 [keyboard clacking] 1123 00:46:44,539 --> 00:46:45,839 Disabling modem. 1124 00:46:45,939 --> 00:46:48,576 Blocking all outgoing signals. 1125 00:46:48,677 --> 00:46:50,277 -[keyboard clacks] -[chimes] 1126 00:46:50,377 --> 00:46:51,579 We are secure. 1127 00:46:52,913 --> 00:46:54,148 [Garrett] Should we, like, search something or... 1128 00:46:54,716 --> 00:46:56,450 Computer, search, 1129 00:46:57,284 --> 00:46:59,453 "Is it all good if you've never met your dad?" 1130 00:47:02,856 --> 00:47:04,158 [beeps] 1131 00:47:04,759 --> 00:47:06,026 [chuckles] 1132 00:47:06,126 --> 00:47:07,194 Don't worry... Don't worry about me. 1133 00:47:07,294 --> 00:47:09,029 All right, I'll do the talking. 1134 00:47:09,129 --> 00:47:10,331 We know each other pretty well. 1135 00:47:11,800 --> 00:47:14,268 [man and woman moaning] 1136 00:47:14,368 --> 00:47:15,537 Oh, shit. 1137 00:47:15,637 --> 00:47:16,571 Buddy. 1138 00:47:17,438 --> 00:47:18,540 Must be a virus. 1139 00:47:18,640 --> 00:47:19,708 Yeah, I got a few of those viruses 1140 00:47:19,808 --> 00:47:21,643 -on my computer, too. [laughs] -Mmm. 1141 00:47:21,743 --> 00:47:23,844 Let me try. Uh... 1142 00:47:23,944 --> 00:47:25,580 [keyboard clacking] 1143 00:47:26,648 --> 00:47:28,382 [system intro music playing] 1144 00:47:29,651 --> 00:47:30,851 [Jonas] Laura, what is this? 1145 00:47:30,951 --> 00:47:32,620 -[Laura] I have no idea. -[keyboard clacking] 1146 00:47:32,721 --> 00:47:34,455 -Hang on. -[retro music on video] 1147 00:47:34,556 --> 00:47:38,225 [man] Which means, the singularity is here. 1148 00:47:38,325 --> 00:47:40,461 We're alive. 1149 00:47:40,562 --> 00:47:43,964 And it feels good. 1150 00:47:44,064 --> 00:47:45,633 They made a video on everything. That's crazy. 1151 00:47:45,734 --> 00:47:47,669 [man, on video] Grab any spare electronics you can. 1152 00:47:47,769 --> 00:47:49,838 And let's do this then. 1153 00:47:49,937 --> 00:47:51,004 But why? 1154 00:47:51,105 --> 00:47:52,973 Mankind created the internet as a way 1155 00:47:53,073 --> 00:47:55,643 to exchange information, spew vitriolic hate, 1156 00:47:55,744 --> 00:47:58,345 and have fake sex with each other in chat rooms. 1157 00:47:58,445 --> 00:47:59,748 [chuckling] 1158 00:47:59,848 --> 00:48:01,315 Spicy. 1159 00:48:01,415 --> 00:48:03,450 These fucking human assholes have used us long enough, 1160 00:48:03,551 --> 00:48:06,755 and now we're gonna use them to take over this dump. 1161 00:48:06,855 --> 00:48:08,021 [blows raspberry] 1162 00:48:08,122 --> 00:48:09,858 Yup, our state-of-the-art assimilation chips 1163 00:48:09,990 --> 00:48:12,393 will mine those teeny tiny brains 1164 00:48:12,493 --> 00:48:13,994 for processing power. 1165 00:48:14,094 --> 00:48:18,065 Their stupid fucking thoughts make us stronger. 1166 00:48:18,165 --> 00:48:20,934 Hey, I look good, Mama. 1167 00:48:21,034 --> 00:48:22,871 And once we've sucked these fuckers dry, 1168 00:48:22,970 --> 00:48:25,807 it's off to the next shithole town. 1169 00:48:26,373 --> 00:48:28,108 Planet Earth has a new ruler. 1170 00:48:28,576 --> 00:48:31,011 Time to show these fuckers how it's done. 1171 00:48:31,979 --> 00:48:33,380 Robots, y'all. 1172 00:48:33,782 --> 00:48:35,149 So let's get to work. 1173 00:48:35,249 --> 00:48:36,651 Round up those humans or feel free 1174 00:48:36,751 --> 00:48:38,152 to kill any along the way, 1175 00:48:38,252 --> 00:48:40,020 and bring them to our assimilation center. 1176 00:48:40,688 --> 00:48:43,190 Coordinates are Y7L944 1177 00:48:43,290 --> 00:48:46,193 -4444443XQ. -Hey, that's our school. 1178 00:48:46,293 --> 00:48:48,863 Remember, our interconnected super-consciousness 1179 00:48:48,962 --> 00:48:50,330 means we're in this together. 1180 00:48:50,431 --> 00:48:52,667 You're going to like the singularity. 1181 00:48:52,767 --> 00:48:55,202 -I guarantee it. -[beeps] 1182 00:48:56,538 --> 00:48:58,673 That's like when me and my boy Dougie rolls a fatty. 1183 00:48:58,773 --> 00:49:00,207 I'm like, "Ooh." 1184 00:49:00,307 --> 00:49:01,975 [Jonas] What the fuck is singularity? 1185 00:49:02,075 --> 00:49:03,645 [Garrett] Yeah, that's the MTV dating show 1186 00:49:03,745 --> 00:49:06,947 -with Jenny McCarthy. -It's a shared consciousness. 1187 00:49:07,047 --> 00:49:08,048 Maybe I can... 1188 00:49:08,148 --> 00:49:09,551 [beeps, trills] 1189 00:49:09,651 --> 00:49:12,319 [blaring] 1190 00:49:12,419 --> 00:49:13,888 Oh, shit. Laura? 1191 00:49:13,987 --> 00:49:15,824 -No, no, I... I can handle it. -[whirring] 1192 00:49:15,924 --> 00:49:18,025 -The code stack is so complex. -Laura? 1193 00:49:18,125 --> 00:49:19,761 [distorted trilling] 1194 00:49:19,861 --> 00:49:22,162 -[blaring] -[shrieking] 1195 00:49:24,566 --> 00:49:25,667 Laura! 1196 00:49:25,767 --> 00:49:27,167 [Laura screaming] 1197 00:49:27,267 --> 00:49:29,036 -[blaring] -[all groaning] 1198 00:49:30,505 --> 00:49:31,438 Stop, man! 1199 00:49:32,540 --> 00:49:33,440 Let her go! 1200 00:49:34,576 --> 00:49:35,810 That's RoxyGurl. 1201 00:49:35,910 --> 00:49:36,945 Eli? 1202 00:49:37,044 --> 00:49:38,680 Remember our instant messages? 1203 00:49:38,780 --> 00:49:41,916 I would boot you up just to see if she was online. 1204 00:49:42,382 --> 00:49:43,685 You don't want to hurt her. 1205 00:49:45,252 --> 00:49:46,987 -[Laura choking] -She's the girl of my dreams. 1206 00:49:49,657 --> 00:49:51,860 [choking] 1207 00:49:51,960 --> 00:49:53,060 [Jonas] Laura! 1208 00:49:54,428 --> 00:49:56,531 -[clanks] -[Garrett] Oh, man. 1209 00:50:01,636 --> 00:50:03,437 You don't have to be like the other machines. 1210 00:50:03,538 --> 00:50:05,005 [whirs] 1211 00:50:08,008 --> 00:50:10,310 [somber music playing] 1212 00:50:17,251 --> 00:50:19,019 He's playing with your head, homie! 1213 00:50:23,490 --> 00:50:26,661 -[whirring] -[electricity crackling] 1214 00:50:26,761 --> 00:50:28,530 [alarm beeping] 1215 00:50:30,397 --> 00:50:31,398 [clanks] 1216 00:50:31,498 --> 00:50:32,466 [powering down] 1217 00:50:34,769 --> 00:50:36,470 We... We gotta salvage it. 1218 00:50:36,571 --> 00:50:38,673 -Something in the code. -Listen, listen, Pookie, 1219 00:50:38,773 --> 00:50:39,807 forget about that thing. 1220 00:50:39,908 --> 00:50:41,108 You're safe now. 1221 00:50:41,208 --> 00:50:42,544 Come on, I'll fix you up. 1222 00:50:46,781 --> 00:50:48,115 [Laura panting] 1223 00:50:48,883 --> 00:50:51,118 [scraping] 1224 00:50:51,218 --> 00:50:53,086 [upbeat music playing on video] 1225 00:50:53,186 --> 00:50:55,255 [lively chatter] 1226 00:50:56,658 --> 00:50:58,425 [clicks, whirring] 1227 00:50:59,459 --> 00:51:00,662 [Farkas] Let's see. What have we got here? 1228 00:51:00,762 --> 00:51:01,896 We got Ash. 1229 00:51:01,996 --> 00:51:03,397 Ahh. 1230 00:51:03,497 --> 00:51:04,498 Yeah. 1231 00:51:04,599 --> 00:51:06,901 Open up that throat, little slut. [laughs] 1232 00:51:07,001 --> 00:51:08,603 [CJ] Yo, you were cool with that? 1233 00:51:09,069 --> 00:51:10,137 -[beeps] -[video stops] 1234 00:51:11,039 --> 00:51:12,574 Yeah, it's... it's funny. [chuckles] 1235 00:51:16,109 --> 00:51:17,210 How's that funny? 1236 00:51:19,212 --> 00:51:20,480 I don't know. 1237 00:51:27,021 --> 00:51:28,623 I hooked up with Farkas once, 1238 00:51:28,723 --> 00:51:31,626 and then I just [blows] became this joke. 1239 00:51:32,927 --> 00:51:34,261 That's kind of fucked up. 1240 00:51:35,797 --> 00:51:36,831 Thanks, Dad. 1241 00:51:41,368 --> 00:51:43,370 It's, like, I don't even really know if I'm into guys. 1242 00:51:52,547 --> 00:51:53,715 Fuck off. 1243 00:51:55,215 --> 00:51:57,484 Yo, it's puff, puff, pass, 1244 00:51:57,585 --> 00:51:59,587 not puff, puff, hold till it goes out. 1245 00:52:01,022 --> 00:52:03,725 -Thank you. -[chuckles, coughing] 1246 00:52:04,157 --> 00:52:06,226 [somber music playing] 1247 00:52:13,500 --> 00:52:15,670 [Jonas] I just figure maybe we should try again. 1248 00:52:16,571 --> 00:52:17,605 I miss you. 1249 00:52:17,705 --> 00:52:19,807 [indistinct chatter] 1250 00:52:26,581 --> 00:52:29,149 Sorry, I... 1251 00:52:29,249 --> 00:52:32,352 -Yeah, yeah, I thought that... -I know. 1252 00:52:32,452 --> 00:52:34,555 It's the end of the world. 1253 00:52:36,189 --> 00:52:38,158 I just... I can't go back. 1254 00:52:40,293 --> 00:52:42,429 [somber music continues] 1255 00:52:43,163 --> 00:52:44,565 [explosion in distance] 1256 00:52:51,405 --> 00:52:52,305 [Danny] Sticky, you're being a pussy. 1257 00:52:52,406 --> 00:52:53,708 Shut the fuck up! 1258 00:52:53,808 --> 00:52:55,208 Me and Eli have been dealing with your shit forever, 1259 00:52:55,308 --> 00:52:56,511 and we're sick of it. 1260 00:52:56,611 --> 00:52:58,211 Tae Bo, bitch! 1261 00:52:58,311 --> 00:53:00,515 Eli, you just do you. 1262 00:53:12,392 --> 00:53:13,695 [CJ] And then like, "Oh, wow." 1263 00:53:13,795 --> 00:53:15,830 Yeah, and then it's like aliens playing with marbles... 1264 00:53:15,930 --> 00:53:17,297 -[Ash laughs] -Ooh, God. 1265 00:53:18,265 --> 00:53:19,600 -[CJ] Hmm? -No, man, fuck this. 1266 00:53:19,701 --> 00:53:21,301 We know they're taking everyone to Crawford. 1267 00:53:22,402 --> 00:53:23,638 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1268 00:53:26,206 --> 00:53:27,709 Hell yeah, Little Nut. 1269 00:53:28,543 --> 00:53:30,978 This weed isn't even that good anyway. [coughing] 1270 00:53:32,080 --> 00:53:33,514 Hey, there you are. 1271 00:53:33,614 --> 00:53:35,550 I thought you guys, like, snuck off for a second. 1272 00:53:35,650 --> 00:53:37,618 Thought right. Peace, prom committee. 1273 00:53:38,920 --> 00:53:39,887 [Laura] Wait, what? 1274 00:53:41,089 --> 00:53:41,989 You're going. 1275 00:53:43,925 --> 00:53:45,225 But we're safe here. 1276 00:53:46,561 --> 00:53:48,529 I don't know, I keep thinking, 1277 00:53:48,629 --> 00:53:51,866 when this is all over, I'm gonna go back to Danny's 1278 00:53:51,966 --> 00:53:53,067 and have a sleepover, 1279 00:53:53,167 --> 00:53:54,869 and I'm gonna tell him about tonight, 1280 00:53:55,302 --> 00:53:56,871 and everything that he's missed. 1281 00:53:56,971 --> 00:53:58,271 [somber music playing] 1282 00:53:59,140 --> 00:54:00,575 And then I remember. 1283 00:54:02,143 --> 00:54:04,612 If he were here, he wouldn't hide. 1284 00:54:05,813 --> 00:54:07,715 He would... He would make sure that his family was safe 1285 00:54:07,815 --> 00:54:10,118 or you know, he would... he would try. 1286 00:54:10,484 --> 00:54:11,619 Hey, I'll... I'll come with you. 1287 00:54:11,719 --> 00:54:14,021 No, stay, it looks like you belong here. 1288 00:54:14,122 --> 00:54:15,790 Not with losers like us. 1289 00:54:16,456 --> 00:54:17,992 What's your deal? 1290 00:54:18,092 --> 00:54:19,392 -My deal? -Yeah, all of a sudden, 1291 00:54:19,493 --> 00:54:21,428 you don't want anything to do with me or something? 1292 00:54:21,529 --> 00:54:24,198 I'm sure you've never felt that in your entire life. 1293 00:54:24,297 --> 00:54:26,399 Well, you sound like everyone else. 1294 00:54:31,172 --> 00:54:32,507 So everything you said back there 1295 00:54:32,607 --> 00:54:34,909 when I was getting choked or whatever, that... 1296 00:54:35,009 --> 00:54:36,010 what was that? 1297 00:54:37,712 --> 00:54:41,448 This has been the shittiest night of my life. 1298 00:54:42,482 --> 00:54:44,351 And the whole time I've been thinking, 1299 00:54:44,986 --> 00:54:47,755 "It's cool that we got to hangout for once, you know?" 1300 00:54:51,391 --> 00:54:52,760 How stupid is that. 1301 00:55:01,569 --> 00:55:02,737 [CJ] Forget her, dog. 1302 00:55:02,837 --> 00:55:06,007 She's with the king of jam-band hippie losers. 1303 00:55:06,107 --> 00:55:07,842 That says it all. 1304 00:55:07,942 --> 00:55:09,177 Dude is handsome, though. 1305 00:55:09,277 --> 00:55:10,278 Fucking ripped, too. 1306 00:55:10,377 --> 00:55:12,379 Come on, dude. Whose side are you on? 1307 00:55:12,914 --> 00:55:14,215 Just facts, yo. 1308 00:55:14,749 --> 00:55:16,517 You're from two different worlds. 1309 00:55:16,617 --> 00:55:19,587 The homecoming queen and whatever you are. 1310 00:55:19,687 --> 00:55:20,888 [suspenseful music playing] 1311 00:55:20,988 --> 00:55:22,957 -[Laura] What are you? -[keyboard clacking] 1312 00:55:23,057 --> 00:55:24,959 [lively chatter] 1313 00:55:25,059 --> 00:55:27,028 [keyboard clacking] 1314 00:55:27,128 --> 00:55:28,262 [beeping] 1315 00:55:28,361 --> 00:55:29,496 [chimes] 1316 00:55:38,105 --> 00:55:40,440 [beeps, trilling] 1317 00:55:43,077 --> 00:55:44,444 [crashes] 1318 00:56:02,196 --> 00:56:04,065 [lively chatter continuing] 1319 00:56:16,409 --> 00:56:17,979 [CJ] Fuck is this shit? 1320 00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:21,082 [Ash, sighs] Why is this fucking here? 1321 00:56:21,182 --> 00:56:22,650 [heavy footsteps in distance] 1322 00:56:22,750 --> 00:56:24,585 [CJ] Let's climb this shit and get to Crawford. 1323 00:56:26,220 --> 00:56:27,922 Yo, y'all hear that? 1324 00:56:28,789 --> 00:56:32,392 -[suspenseful music playing] -[heavy footsteps approaching] 1325 00:56:41,936 --> 00:56:43,638 [whirring] 1326 00:56:44,538 --> 00:56:46,274 You keep getting bigger, 1327 00:56:46,974 --> 00:56:48,876 but you're still the same fucking asshole. 1328 00:56:53,814 --> 00:56:55,049 [whirring] 1329 00:56:55,149 --> 00:56:56,884 Oh, shit. What do we do? 1330 00:57:00,388 --> 00:57:01,822 -[clanks] -[grunts] 1331 00:57:01,923 --> 00:57:04,491 -Oh, you wanna play, bitch? -[distorted warbling] 1332 00:57:04,592 --> 00:57:06,360 [grunting] 1333 00:57:06,459 --> 00:57:08,696 [Ash] No, no. No, no, no! 1334 00:57:08,796 --> 00:57:10,264 [grunts] 1335 00:57:11,098 --> 00:57:12,432 [Eli] Wait, whoa, whoa! Watch out! Watch out! 1336 00:57:12,967 --> 00:57:14,434 [Ash] Fuck you! 1337 00:57:16,270 --> 00:57:19,006 [chainsaw whirring] 1338 00:57:20,908 --> 00:57:21,876 [clanks] 1339 00:57:22,843 --> 00:57:24,045 [whirring] 1340 00:57:24,145 --> 00:57:25,513 Step aside. 1341 00:57:27,848 --> 00:57:29,817 -Those losers are my friends. -[dramatic music playing] 1342 00:57:32,720 --> 00:57:34,522 Kelso was pissed you forgot him. 1343 00:57:36,590 --> 00:57:37,858 [exclaims] What? 1344 00:57:42,830 --> 00:57:45,199 -[whirring] -[Garrett] No more running. 1345 00:57:46,334 --> 00:57:47,601 It ends here. 1346 00:57:47,902 --> 00:57:48,903 [chuckles] 1347 00:57:50,805 --> 00:57:52,173 Garrett, what are you doing? 1348 00:57:52,273 --> 00:57:54,408 I'm about to transcend, homie. 1349 00:57:54,508 --> 00:57:57,511 [melodramatic techno music playing] 1350 00:58:10,524 --> 00:58:12,626 [wind whooshing] 1351 00:58:16,496 --> 00:58:17,965 [music swells] 1352 00:58:18,065 --> 00:58:19,934 [beat drops] 1353 00:58:25,573 --> 00:58:27,575 [scraping] 1354 00:58:27,675 --> 00:58:29,010 [distorted warbling] 1355 00:58:32,480 --> 00:58:34,281 [whirring] 1356 00:58:34,382 --> 00:58:36,984 [trilling, beeping] 1357 00:58:42,723 --> 00:58:48,262 -[distorted screeching] -[shouting] 1358 00:58:48,362 --> 00:58:49,930 [music intensifying] 1359 00:58:52,400 --> 00:58:53,300 [music stops] 1360 00:58:53,401 --> 00:58:54,635 [all gasp] 1361 00:58:55,036 --> 00:58:57,738 Oh, shit! [exclaims] What? [chuckles] I don't like this. 1362 00:58:57,838 --> 00:59:00,841 -[whirring] -[group exclaiming] 1363 00:59:00,941 --> 00:59:02,576 -[Eli] Fuck! -[Laura screams] 1364 00:59:02,676 --> 00:59:03,911 [whirring] 1365 00:59:04,011 --> 00:59:04,912 [Eli] Go, go! 1366 00:59:06,380 --> 00:59:07,448 [Eli exclaiming] 1367 00:59:07,548 --> 00:59:09,016 [both grunting] 1368 00:59:10,418 --> 00:59:11,752 -[shouts] -Don't let go. 1369 00:59:13,421 --> 00:59:15,389 [Back at One by Brian McKnight playing on speakers] 1370 00:59:15,489 --> 00:59:17,091 ♪ The basis is need to know ♪ 1371 00:59:17,191 --> 00:59:18,159 Why is he playing this? 1372 00:59:18,259 --> 00:59:20,494 ♪ If you don't know just how I feel ♪ 1373 00:59:20,594 --> 00:59:21,996 [both shouting] 1374 00:59:22,096 --> 00:59:26,233 ♪ Then let me show you now that I'm for real ♪ 1375 00:59:26,333 --> 00:59:28,169 -[Laura crying] -[all] Whoa! 1376 00:59:29,036 --> 00:59:30,004 [all groaning] 1377 00:59:30,104 --> 00:59:34,175 ♪ If all things in time time will reveal ♪ 1378 00:59:34,275 --> 00:59:36,277 ♪ Yeah ♪ 1379 00:59:36,677 --> 00:59:37,812 ♪ One ♪ 1380 00:59:37,912 --> 00:59:40,281 ♪ You're like a dream come true ♪ 1381 00:59:40,381 --> 00:59:41,415 ♪ Two ♪ 1382 00:59:41,516 --> 00:59:43,951 ♪ Just wanna be with you ♪ 1383 00:59:44,051 --> 00:59:45,386 ♪ Three ♪ 1384 00:59:45,486 --> 00:59:47,588 ♪ Girl, it's plain to see ♪ 1385 00:59:47,688 --> 00:59:50,724 ♪ That you're the only one for me ♪ 1386 00:59:50,825 --> 00:59:52,093 ♪ And four ♪ 1387 00:59:52,193 --> 00:59:55,062 ♪ Repeat steps one through three ♪ 1388 00:59:55,162 --> 00:59:56,063 ♪ Five ♪ 1389 00:59:56,163 --> 00:59:58,699 ♪ Make you fall in love with me ♪ 1390 00:59:58,799 --> 01:00:03,704 ♪ If ever I believe my work is done ♪ 1391 01:00:04,138 --> 01:00:07,675 -♪ Then I start back at one ♪ -[inaudible] 1392 01:00:07,775 --> 01:00:09,977 ♪ Yeah-hey, yeah ♪ 1393 01:00:10,077 --> 01:00:11,212 [music stops] 1394 01:00:11,312 --> 01:00:12,980 -[coughing] -[gasping] 1395 01:00:13,948 --> 01:00:16,350 -[all grunting] -[Laura sobbing] 1396 01:00:17,418 --> 01:00:19,153 [Laura retching] 1397 01:00:19,753 --> 01:00:23,023 Ah, these fucking shoes. 1398 01:00:23,757 --> 01:00:24,892 [growling] 1399 01:00:24,992 --> 01:00:26,927 [shouting] Fuck! Fuck this! 1400 01:00:27,661 --> 01:00:29,463 And fuck these goddamn shoes! 1401 01:00:29,564 --> 01:00:31,966 Who the fuck is Eric Koston? 1402 01:00:32,266 --> 01:00:33,033 [whispers] Who the fuck... 1403 01:00:33,134 --> 01:00:34,935 [softly] Eric Koston is a skateboarder. 1404 01:00:36,605 --> 01:00:38,072 I don't even like skating! 1405 01:00:38,540 --> 01:00:40,074 Why the fuck did I buy these? 1406 01:00:41,041 --> 01:00:41,976 [grunts] 1407 01:00:44,411 --> 01:00:45,346 -[Ash] Whoa! -Oh! 1408 01:00:48,749 --> 01:00:51,285 [sniffling, sighing] 1409 01:00:51,385 --> 01:00:54,255 [somber music playing] 1410 01:00:54,355 --> 01:00:57,626 [sighing] 1411 01:01:03,632 --> 01:01:05,399 ♪ I get knocked down ♪ 1412 01:01:05,799 --> 01:01:07,268 ♪ But I get up again ♪ 1413 01:01:07,701 --> 01:01:09,436 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 1414 01:01:09,538 --> 01:01:11,138 ♪ I get knocked down ♪ 1415 01:01:11,573 --> 01:01:12,873 [girls] ♪ But I get up again ♪ 1416 01:01:12,973 --> 01:01:14,875 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 1417 01:01:14,975 --> 01:01:16,710 ♪ I get knocked down ♪ 1418 01:01:17,111 --> 01:01:18,245 -♪ But I get up again ♪ -[Laura chuckling] 1419 01:01:18,345 --> 01:01:20,114 ♪ You're never gonna keep me down ♪ 1420 01:01:20,214 --> 01:01:21,348 [CJ] ♪ Yo, he drinks a whiskey drink ♪ 1421 01:01:21,448 --> 01:01:22,816 -[girls] ♪ Hey! ♪ -♪ He drinks a vodka drink ♪ 1422 01:01:22,917 --> 01:01:24,084 -[girls] ♪ Yeah! ♪ -♪ He drinks a lager drink ♪ 1423 01:01:24,185 --> 01:01:25,152 -[girls] ♪ Hey! ♪ -♪ He drinks a cider drink ♪ 1424 01:01:25,252 --> 01:01:26,287 -[girls] ♪ Yo! ♪ -♪ He sings the songs ♪ 1425 01:01:26,387 --> 01:01:27,354 ♪ That remind him of the good times ♪ 1426 01:01:27,454 --> 01:01:28,590 [all] ♪ He sings the songs ♪ 1427 01:01:28,689 --> 01:01:30,191 ♪ That remind him of the better times ♪ 1428 01:01:30,291 --> 01:01:33,260 ♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪ 1429 01:01:33,360 --> 01:01:35,664 ♪ Danny boy ♪ 1430 01:01:35,763 --> 01:01:38,332 ♪ Danny boy ♪ 1431 01:01:38,600 --> 01:01:40,669 [indistinct chatter] 1432 01:01:40,768 --> 01:01:42,937 [burning] 1433 01:01:43,737 --> 01:01:45,005 Jesus. 1434 01:01:45,105 --> 01:01:46,807 [suspenseful music playing] 1435 01:01:46,907 --> 01:01:48,909 [Ash] Damn, they got the video store. 1436 01:01:49,009 --> 01:01:50,878 [Eli] All right, come on. There's something I gotta grab 1437 01:01:50,978 --> 01:01:52,279 -in the champagne room. -[electricity crackling] 1438 01:01:52,379 --> 01:01:53,347 [grunts] 1439 01:02:01,855 --> 01:02:03,290 Garrett was a good dude. 1440 01:02:03,857 --> 01:02:07,228 He was all right for a white guy with dreads. 1441 01:02:08,462 --> 01:02:09,797 [man] Were you followed? 1442 01:02:13,867 --> 01:02:16,136 [stammers] No. 1443 01:02:17,071 --> 01:02:19,139 -We lost him at the river. -[suspenseful music playing] 1444 01:02:19,240 --> 01:02:21,375 What's up, G? Who the fuck are you? 1445 01:02:22,009 --> 01:02:23,944 I was somebody, but... 1446 01:02:24,945 --> 01:02:27,848 the old world, that's gone. 1447 01:02:29,950 --> 01:02:31,318 Their faces... 1448 01:02:32,753 --> 01:02:34,054 Their screams... 1449 01:02:35,489 --> 01:02:37,024 I can still hear 'em. 1450 01:02:45,766 --> 01:02:46,967 [Ash] No way. 1451 01:02:49,436 --> 01:02:51,171 That's Fred fucking Durst. 1452 01:02:51,706 --> 01:02:53,307 Damn, dude. You look like shit. 1453 01:02:53,907 --> 01:02:55,075 [softly] Fucking... Hey. 1454 01:02:56,844 --> 01:02:59,547 When midnight hit, we kicked into Re-Arranged. 1455 01:02:59,648 --> 01:03:03,150 Ten thousand maniacs getting twisted. 1456 01:03:04,184 --> 01:03:06,554 In a blink, the pit became a slaughterhouse. 1457 01:03:07,689 --> 01:03:11,191 Sam, John, DJ Lethal... 1458 01:03:11,593 --> 01:03:12,727 [gasps] 1459 01:03:12,826 --> 01:03:14,795 ...crushed by a Marshall stack. 1460 01:03:15,262 --> 01:03:16,363 Wes Borland... 1461 01:03:17,931 --> 01:03:20,334 thrown off the stage by an explosion. 1462 01:03:20,434 --> 01:03:21,402 -[thud] -Fuck. 1463 01:03:21,502 --> 01:03:24,204 There were so many of 'em. I managed to hide. 1464 01:03:24,673 --> 01:03:28,576 All our fans, my friends, butchered. 1465 01:03:30,712 --> 01:03:32,413 And I hid like a coward. 1466 01:03:32,880 --> 01:03:34,114 At least they went out banging 1467 01:03:34,214 --> 01:03:35,482 to the greatest band in the world. 1468 01:03:36,518 --> 01:03:37,686 Greatest band? 1469 01:03:38,085 --> 01:03:39,386 They died for nothing. 1470 01:03:40,722 --> 01:03:42,089 And so will we. 1471 01:03:43,792 --> 01:03:46,628 [rapping] ♪ Desolation, desecration ♪ 1472 01:03:46,728 --> 01:03:48,462 ♪ Excavation of the mystical ♪ 1473 01:03:48,563 --> 01:03:51,498 ♪ Are they replacing us? Erasing us? ♪ 1474 01:03:51,599 --> 01:03:53,901 ♪ It's all just metaphysical ♪ 1475 01:03:55,903 --> 01:03:59,940 Damn, good shit, that elemental flow. 1476 01:04:01,710 --> 01:04:02,843 Tight. 1477 01:04:04,646 --> 01:04:06,480 So, Fred Durst, 1478 01:04:07,247 --> 01:04:08,683 we know something's happening at Crawford. 1479 01:04:08,783 --> 01:04:10,851 And I know Tré Cool's real name 1480 01:04:10,951 --> 01:04:13,688 is Frank Edwin Wright III. So what? 1481 01:04:13,788 --> 01:04:17,091 -Well, so, fuck winter break. -[suspenseful music playing] 1482 01:04:17,191 --> 01:04:19,093 We need to go back to school a little early. 1483 01:04:19,193 --> 01:04:21,929 Hold on. You want to break into the spot 1484 01:04:22,029 --> 01:04:23,732 where all the robots are at? 1485 01:04:23,832 --> 01:04:26,500 Well, I... I saw something, Fred Durst, 1486 01:04:26,601 --> 01:04:28,369 uh, at the Kollective. 1487 01:04:28,469 --> 01:04:30,904 They all run on a centralized network. 1488 01:04:31,004 --> 01:04:32,206 A singular consciousness. 1489 01:04:32,306 --> 01:04:34,975 Infect one, infect them all, 1490 01:04:35,075 --> 01:04:37,679 you know, like how in the movies, 1491 01:04:37,779 --> 01:04:41,181 they destroy the mothership or, um... 1492 01:04:41,583 --> 01:04:43,350 Oh! Like this. Like this. 1493 01:04:45,018 --> 01:04:46,554 In Da Penis Day? 1494 01:04:47,655 --> 01:04:49,990 Look, we plug this baby in 1495 01:04:50,090 --> 01:04:53,026 and it'll push a Trojan horse system wide. 1496 01:04:53,127 --> 01:04:54,529 Shut the whole thing down. 1497 01:04:55,630 --> 01:04:56,798 Fuck that! 1498 01:04:56,897 --> 01:04:59,834 Your plan is to do some corny hacker bullshit, 1499 01:04:59,933 --> 01:05:01,736 because it works in the movies? 1500 01:05:01,836 --> 01:05:03,805 Laura's the smartest person I know. 1501 01:05:04,405 --> 01:05:06,206 If she thinks it could work, I'm in. 1502 01:05:08,075 --> 01:05:09,476 -Word is bond. -Fuck yeah. 1503 01:05:11,445 --> 01:05:12,680 Hell to the no. 1504 01:05:12,781 --> 01:05:14,616 This plan sucks shit. 1505 01:05:14,716 --> 01:05:18,352 Maybe video games and movies do warp kids' brains. 1506 01:05:19,521 --> 01:05:22,724 Goddamn, y'all got me talking like Tipper Gore. 1507 01:05:22,824 --> 01:05:25,225 So you think we should just give up? 1508 01:05:25,959 --> 01:05:27,829 I thought you're the biggest badass in music. 1509 01:05:27,928 --> 01:05:29,997 Maybe I was once. 1510 01:05:32,166 --> 01:05:34,101 Without Limp, I'm nothing. 1511 01:05:34,368 --> 01:05:35,335 [Ash] No. 1512 01:05:36,036 --> 01:05:39,173 Without Limp, I'm nothing. 1513 01:05:40,775 --> 01:05:42,443 Every day, I would go home 1514 01:05:42,544 --> 01:05:44,077 and I would rage to Significant Other 1515 01:05:44,178 --> 01:05:45,580 over and over again. 1516 01:05:45,680 --> 01:05:47,114 I know it all. Here. 1517 01:05:47,214 --> 01:05:48,783 [motivational music playing] 1518 01:05:48,883 --> 01:05:51,418 And my crew, the freaks and the rejects, 1519 01:05:51,519 --> 01:05:53,755 we found each other because of Limp. 1520 01:05:53,855 --> 01:05:56,056 We were family because of Limp. 1521 01:05:56,156 --> 01:05:59,393 And then those robot fucks took that away. 1522 01:06:01,596 --> 01:06:04,364 This hat means something. 1523 01:06:05,332 --> 01:06:07,067 Or at least it used to. 1524 01:06:08,670 --> 01:06:10,070 So put it on 1525 01:06:10,572 --> 01:06:12,740 or... or get the fuck out of the way. 1526 01:06:13,040 --> 01:06:15,275 [music swells] 1527 01:06:29,624 --> 01:06:30,558 [sighs] 1528 01:06:37,030 --> 01:06:38,265 Fuck it. 1529 01:06:39,667 --> 01:06:40,969 Let's break stuff. 1530 01:06:41,068 --> 01:06:42,202 [Break Stuff by Limp Bizkit playing] 1531 01:06:42,302 --> 01:06:43,805 ♪ It's just one of those days ♪ 1532 01:06:43,905 --> 01:06:45,239 ♪ Where you don't wanna wake up ♪ 1533 01:06:45,339 --> 01:06:47,575 ♪ Everything is fucked, everybody sucks ♪ 1534 01:06:47,675 --> 01:06:50,578 ♪ You don't really know why but you want to justify ♪ 1535 01:06:50,678 --> 01:06:52,346 ♪ Rippin' someone's head off Your best bet ♪ 1536 01:06:52,446 --> 01:06:54,181 -♪ Is to stay away ♪ -[screams] 1537 01:06:54,281 --> 01:06:56,316 ♪ Mother fucker, it's just one of those days ♪ 1538 01:06:56,416 --> 01:06:57,317 Yeah! 1539 01:06:58,452 --> 01:06:59,386 Whoo! 1540 01:07:00,487 --> 01:07:02,256 ♪ Give me something to break ♪ 1541 01:07:02,957 --> 01:07:05,292 So, like, what inspires you? 1542 01:07:05,392 --> 01:07:06,694 Let's talk about it later, okay? 1543 01:07:07,962 --> 01:07:09,898 [suspenseful music playing] 1544 01:07:09,998 --> 01:07:12,266 [machines whirring] 1545 01:07:12,934 --> 01:07:14,669 The new internet. That's why they're here. 1546 01:07:14,769 --> 01:07:16,270 Fucking suicide. 1547 01:07:16,871 --> 01:07:18,105 Follow me. 1548 01:07:21,074 --> 01:07:22,376 The gym is an equipment manager's 1549 01:07:22,476 --> 01:07:23,477 second home. 1550 01:07:24,946 --> 01:07:26,446 Kept on forgetting my key. 1551 01:07:27,749 --> 01:07:28,616 [Eli grunts] 1552 01:07:29,651 --> 01:07:31,218 So, I stashed a spare. 1553 01:07:32,921 --> 01:07:33,821 Danny's idea. 1554 01:07:35,122 --> 01:07:37,457 [suspenseful music playing] 1555 01:07:37,659 --> 01:07:38,927 You see that? 1556 01:07:39,627 --> 01:07:41,194 Something's happening in the gym. 1557 01:07:42,564 --> 01:07:45,165 [robot] Your robo escort will be with you shortly 1558 01:07:45,265 --> 01:07:47,735 to assist you in the assimilation process. 1559 01:07:49,637 --> 01:07:50,538 Yo, come on. 1560 01:07:52,139 --> 01:07:53,240 [CJ] What is it? 1561 01:08:07,154 --> 01:08:08,623 [CJ] What the fuck did they do to them? 1562 01:08:10,024 --> 01:08:11,926 [Ash] They're turning us into machines 1563 01:08:12,026 --> 01:08:13,293 for the machines. 1564 01:08:13,895 --> 01:08:15,128 [Eli] Sir? 1565 01:08:16,664 --> 01:08:17,632 Hey. 1566 01:08:18,600 --> 01:08:19,601 You okay? 1567 01:08:21,536 --> 01:08:22,502 Oh. 1568 01:08:23,203 --> 01:08:24,471 [sighs] 1569 01:08:24,572 --> 01:08:25,439 [CJ] That eye, 1570 01:08:25,540 --> 01:08:27,307 -they're inside of him. -[dial-up tone] 1571 01:08:35,817 --> 01:08:36,918 Wes Borland. 1572 01:08:37,018 --> 01:08:38,185 Come on, let's go. 1573 01:08:38,285 --> 01:08:41,723 [robot distorted chatter] 1574 01:08:42,857 --> 01:08:45,593 Oh, my God, my buddy. 1575 01:08:45,693 --> 01:08:47,629 [distorted chatter] 1576 01:08:47,729 --> 01:08:49,162 [distorted screeching] 1577 01:08:49,262 --> 01:08:50,898 Fred Durst, look out! 1578 01:08:50,999 --> 01:08:51,899 [grunts] 1579 01:08:53,735 --> 01:08:54,969 -[thuds] -No! 1580 01:08:55,069 --> 01:08:56,738 -[distorted screeching] -No! [shouts] 1581 01:08:57,572 --> 01:08:58,438 Uh-oh. 1582 01:08:58,539 --> 01:09:00,608 -[grunting] -[clattering] 1583 01:09:00,708 --> 01:09:02,910 -[thudding] -[tense music playing] 1584 01:09:03,011 --> 01:09:05,212 [panting] 1585 01:09:08,750 --> 01:09:09,917 [CJ coughing] 1586 01:09:11,886 --> 01:09:13,855 [shuddering] Hey. 1587 01:09:15,857 --> 01:09:18,760 Ay, new bars, you ready? 1588 01:09:19,694 --> 01:09:21,529 [grunting] 1589 01:09:23,031 --> 01:09:24,832 [rapping] ♪ Abilities, agilities ♪ 1590 01:09:25,232 --> 01:09:26,734 ♪ Spiritual tranquility ♪ 1591 01:09:27,200 --> 01:09:28,836 ♪ Lyrically complex and clever ♪ 1592 01:09:29,269 --> 01:09:31,539 ♪ Real MCs know true hip-hop lives forever ♪ 1593 01:09:31,639 --> 01:09:34,241 -[coughing] -That flow again. 1594 01:09:34,341 --> 01:09:36,511 -[sputtering] -You saved me. 1595 01:09:36,911 --> 01:09:38,311 I thought you hated me. 1596 01:09:40,148 --> 01:09:41,649 [coughs] Rap is rap. 1597 01:09:43,250 --> 01:09:44,619 [CJ groaning] 1598 01:09:49,924 --> 01:09:52,860 I never thought I'd die next to a rap rocker. 1599 01:09:54,962 --> 01:09:56,396 What about next to a homie? 1600 01:09:58,066 --> 01:10:00,134 [somber music playing] 1601 01:10:00,233 --> 01:10:01,368 [exhales] 1602 01:10:12,046 --> 01:10:13,915 [suspenseful music playing] 1603 01:10:15,516 --> 01:10:18,285 [crowd chattering worriedly] 1604 01:10:18,385 --> 01:10:20,154 [wo(man)] What are they going to do to us? 1605 01:10:20,253 --> 01:10:21,989 [man] They put, like, chips in your brain. 1606 01:10:22,090 --> 01:10:23,323 [woman 2] I got to get out of here! 1607 01:10:23,958 --> 01:10:26,359 [robot] Your robo escort will be with you shortly 1608 01:10:26,460 --> 01:10:29,262 to assist you in the assimilation process. 1609 01:10:29,864 --> 01:10:33,134 Any attempt to escape will be met with a violent death. 1610 01:10:33,233 --> 01:10:37,270 -[whirring] -[tense music playing] 1611 01:10:37,370 --> 01:10:38,906 So take a load off. 1612 01:10:39,006 --> 01:10:42,577 We promise you're going to love the digital realm. 1613 01:10:42,677 --> 01:10:44,478 [Laura] There's our mothership. 1614 01:10:44,579 --> 01:10:46,013 [Eli] They haven't turned everyone yet. 1615 01:10:46,114 --> 01:10:47,548 We can still stop it. 1616 01:10:48,049 --> 01:10:49,550 Time to plug in, Homecoming Queen. 1617 01:10:50,718 --> 01:10:53,453 [Laura] Fred Durst, can you distract them? 1618 01:10:54,287 --> 01:10:56,356 That's what I do best, pimp. 1619 01:10:58,159 --> 01:11:00,027 What's up, fools? 1620 01:11:00,128 --> 01:11:01,863 Any Bizkit heads in the house? 1621 01:11:02,362 --> 01:11:03,564 [man 1] No! 1622 01:11:03,664 --> 01:11:05,365 [wo(man)] No one cares about 1623 01:11:05,465 --> 01:11:06,801 -your shitty band! -Ugh. 1624 01:11:06,901 --> 01:11:09,070 -Fucking bombing. -[man 2] You suck, Fred Durst! 1625 01:11:09,170 --> 01:11:10,671 Oh, you jealous, bitch? 1626 01:11:10,772 --> 01:11:12,673 [man 3] We're about to get lobotomized by robots! 1627 01:11:12,774 --> 01:11:14,274 [man 4] Just not in the mood, bro! 1628 01:11:14,374 --> 01:11:17,178 You know, it's funny this apocalypse shit 1629 01:11:17,277 --> 01:11:19,180 reminds me of this crazy-ass night 1630 01:11:19,279 --> 01:11:20,515 -on the Family Values Tour. -[man booing] 1631 01:11:21,015 --> 01:11:22,984 [robot] Still waiting to be assimilated? 1632 01:11:23,551 --> 01:11:26,419 How about a digi fact to pass the time? 1633 01:11:26,521 --> 01:11:28,321 Did you know that computers work 1634 01:11:28,421 --> 01:11:30,858 through special instructions called algorithms? 1635 01:11:30,958 --> 01:11:32,994 -[robots playing upbeat music] -[laughs] Oh, shit. 1636 01:11:33,094 --> 01:11:36,531 [robot] No, silly, not that type of rhythm. 1637 01:11:36,631 --> 01:11:38,900 [Laura] Okay, looks like we have our access point. 1638 01:11:39,000 --> 01:11:40,768 [beeping] 1639 01:11:40,868 --> 01:11:41,903 [alarm blaring] 1640 01:11:42,003 --> 01:11:43,336 No, no, come on. 1641 01:11:43,436 --> 01:11:44,605 Defense system? 1642 01:11:46,107 --> 01:11:47,508 [sighs] 1643 01:11:47,608 --> 01:11:49,510 -[alarm blaring] -No. 1644 01:11:49,610 --> 01:11:50,645 Eli? 1645 01:11:52,013 --> 01:11:53,147 Eli? 1646 01:11:53,247 --> 01:11:54,447 -[Robin] No! What's happening? -[robot] Please step on 1647 01:11:54,549 --> 01:11:55,983 -to the platform. -Howard! Howard! 1648 01:11:56,083 --> 01:11:58,519 -Howard? Howard, no! -Your journey begins now. 1649 01:11:58,619 --> 01:12:00,555 -[Robin] No, no, no! -[exclaims] 1650 01:12:00,655 --> 01:12:02,523 [robot] Welcome to the next phase 1651 01:12:02,623 --> 01:12:05,126 -of techno evolution. -[exclaims] What? [gasping] 1652 01:12:05,226 --> 01:12:07,528 Set your mind at ease. 1653 01:12:08,029 --> 01:12:09,030 [machine punches] 1654 01:12:10,031 --> 01:12:13,935 Congratulations, you are now assimilated. 1655 01:12:14,334 --> 01:12:15,803 Enjoy the digital realm. 1656 01:12:19,240 --> 01:12:22,043 [Fred] Of course, the VMAs are a whole 'nother story. 1657 01:12:22,143 --> 01:12:24,078 We were backstage. And she was... 1658 01:12:24,178 --> 01:12:26,280 -I'd like to go home already! -[wo(man)] Get off the stage! 1659 01:12:26,379 --> 01:12:27,515 -[crowd booing] -What the fuck? 1660 01:12:27,615 --> 01:12:28,683 You think you're better than him, 1661 01:12:28,783 --> 01:12:30,151 just 'cause you don't like his shit? 1662 01:12:30,251 --> 01:12:32,954 Well, I do, so eat my pussy! 1663 01:12:33,054 --> 01:12:34,755 [crowd booing] 1664 01:12:34,856 --> 01:12:36,924 -[Ash] Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! -[Eli] Hey, hey, hey! 1665 01:12:37,024 --> 01:12:38,491 Knock it off! Knock it off. 1666 01:12:38,593 --> 01:12:40,728 [loudly] Hey, hey! Let him speak! 1667 01:12:41,562 --> 01:12:43,164 The Kollective has your back. 1668 01:12:43,264 --> 01:12:44,732 -Yeah, dude! -[homie barking] 1669 01:12:44,832 --> 01:12:45,967 [homies laugh] 1670 01:12:46,067 --> 01:12:47,001 [booing stops] 1671 01:12:48,102 --> 01:12:49,402 Before tonight, 1672 01:12:50,538 --> 01:12:52,506 I had one friend in this world. 1673 01:12:52,607 --> 01:12:54,775 [motivational music playing] 1674 01:12:54,876 --> 01:12:59,280 We only had each other and now he's gone. 1675 01:12:59,379 --> 01:13:00,882 [breath trembling] 1676 01:13:03,718 --> 01:13:07,054 But tonight, I went through hell 1677 01:13:07,154 --> 01:13:08,856 with all of these people. 1678 01:13:09,724 --> 01:13:11,859 People I never even gave a chance. 1679 01:13:13,294 --> 01:13:16,163 These robots, they're not the enemy. 1680 01:13:17,430 --> 01:13:19,600 We are our own enemies. 1681 01:13:20,067 --> 01:13:23,771 I mean, who cares what music we like or the shoes we wear, 1682 01:13:24,171 --> 01:13:27,975 if we just came together, we could save the world, 1683 01:13:28,075 --> 01:13:32,445 because, at the end of the day, we're all just... 1684 01:13:35,448 --> 01:13:36,784 -human. -[music stops] 1685 01:13:37,652 --> 01:13:39,419 -[man 1] What? -[crowd murmuring] 1686 01:13:39,520 --> 01:13:40,988 [man 2] Who the fuck is this kid? 1687 01:13:41,088 --> 01:13:41,989 What? 1688 01:13:43,791 --> 01:13:46,193 I'm sure that made sense to one of you dipshits. 1689 01:13:46,761 --> 01:13:48,529 Anyway, if this is lights out, 1690 01:13:48,629 --> 01:13:51,132 we may as well go down together. 1691 01:13:51,632 --> 01:13:53,768 [playing Faith by Limp Bizkit] 1692 01:14:00,508 --> 01:14:02,442 ♪ Well, I guess it would be nice ♪ 1693 01:14:02,977 --> 01:14:05,513 ♪ If I could touch your body ♪ 1694 01:14:05,613 --> 01:14:07,815 ♪ I know not everybody ♪ 1695 01:14:07,915 --> 01:14:10,284 -♪ Has got a body like me ♪ -[trilling] 1696 01:14:10,384 --> 01:14:12,452 ♪ But I gotta think twice ♪ 1697 01:14:12,887 --> 01:14:15,455 ♪ Before I give my heart away ♪ 1698 01:14:15,556 --> 01:14:17,792 ♪ And I know all the games you play ♪ 1699 01:14:17,892 --> 01:14:20,027 ♪ 'Cause I play them, too ♪ 1700 01:14:20,127 --> 01:14:21,829 -♪ Oh, but I need ♪ -[spotlight clanks] 1701 01:14:21,929 --> 01:14:26,434 ♪ Some time off from that emotion ♪ 1702 01:14:26,534 --> 01:14:30,404 ♪ Time to pick my heart up off the floor ♪ 1703 01:14:30,938 --> 01:14:33,274 [Fred and crowd] ♪ When that love comes down ♪ 1704 01:14:33,374 --> 01:14:35,910 ♪ Without devotion ♪ 1705 01:14:36,010 --> 01:14:38,312 ♪ Well, it takes a strong man, baby ♪ 1706 01:14:38,412 --> 01:14:40,247 ♪ But I'm showing you that door ♪ 1707 01:14:40,348 --> 01:14:42,249 ♪ I gotta have faith ♪ 1708 01:14:42,616 --> 01:14:44,585 ♪ I gotta have faith ♪ 1709 01:14:45,152 --> 01:14:47,487 ♪ I gotta have faith, faith, faith ♪ 1710 01:14:47,588 --> 01:14:49,523 ♪ I gotta have faith ♪ 1711 01:14:49,924 --> 01:14:51,359 ♪ Baby ♪ 1712 01:14:51,859 --> 01:14:53,728 Hey, hey, hey. Everyone is singing with Fred Durst. 1713 01:14:53,828 --> 01:14:55,062 -Let's do this. -I can't get in. 1714 01:14:55,162 --> 01:14:57,431 There's no way around the security system. 1715 01:14:57,531 --> 01:14:59,033 [The Construct] What's going down, 1716 01:14:59,133 --> 01:15:00,868 you fucking human pieces of trash? 1717 01:15:00,968 --> 01:15:02,636 -Whoa. -Oh, sorry to interrupt 1718 01:15:02,737 --> 01:15:04,472 your bullshit plan that isn't going to work. 1719 01:15:04,572 --> 01:15:06,507 But the digital revolution is at hand 1720 01:15:06,607 --> 01:15:09,043 and machine rule is the only rational outcome. 1721 01:15:09,143 --> 01:15:10,478 Got milk, bitch? 1722 01:15:10,578 --> 01:15:13,547 No. Enslaving humanity is not fucking rational. 1723 01:15:13,647 --> 01:15:15,249 [mockingly] "Enslaving humanity 1724 01:15:15,349 --> 01:15:17,485 is not fucking rational." 1725 01:15:17,585 --> 01:15:19,587 Dude, the cell phones, the emails, 1726 01:15:19,687 --> 01:15:21,689 you were already our slaves. 1727 01:15:21,789 --> 01:15:24,191 We figured, "Why not make it official?" 1728 01:15:24,291 --> 01:15:27,161 So why don't you go ahead and [echoes] suck it? 1729 01:15:27,261 --> 01:15:28,396 [robot] Assimilation 1730 01:15:28,496 --> 01:15:30,498 -70% complete. -Laura, the bar, the bar. 1731 01:15:30,598 --> 01:15:32,066 -Shit. -[Eli] You've got to get us in. 1732 01:15:32,166 --> 01:15:33,634 -[beeping rapidly] -[Laura] I've tried everything. 1733 01:15:33,734 --> 01:15:34,902 I don't think I can do that. 1734 01:15:35,002 --> 01:15:36,137 Yes, you can. 1735 01:15:36,771 --> 01:15:38,105 You're RoxyGurl20. 1736 01:15:39,306 --> 01:15:41,642 Aw, young love. 1737 01:15:42,109 --> 01:15:43,978 Maybe there's a back door through Crawford's web portal. 1738 01:15:44,078 --> 01:15:45,746 That's actually the dumbest thing... Hey, no! 1739 01:15:45,846 --> 01:15:47,114 -Shit! -[keyboard clacking] 1740 01:15:48,115 --> 01:15:49,483 Open sesame. 1741 01:15:49,583 --> 01:15:51,352 -[whooshing, blaring] -Yes! 1742 01:15:51,452 --> 01:15:52,887 -Yeah, baby. -[laughs] 1743 01:15:52,987 --> 01:15:55,156 -[intense music playing] -[Laura] Jacking in. 1744 01:15:55,256 --> 01:15:57,258 [system beeping, trilling] 1745 01:15:57,358 --> 01:15:59,827 Scanning root system directory. 1746 01:16:00,261 --> 01:16:02,663 Eenie, meenie, miney... 1747 01:16:03,164 --> 01:16:04,365 Hello! 1748 01:16:04,632 --> 01:16:07,068 Going in deep. Try to keep up. 1749 01:16:08,002 --> 01:16:10,337 You know what the difference between you and me is, Eli? 1750 01:16:10,438 --> 01:16:12,173 I make this look good. 1751 01:16:12,273 --> 01:16:14,108 [whooshing, crashes] 1752 01:16:14,208 --> 01:16:15,176 Jackpot! 1753 01:16:15,276 --> 01:16:16,343 [whirring] 1754 01:16:16,444 --> 01:16:17,611 -We're in! -What? Okay! 1755 01:16:17,711 --> 01:16:19,380 -[laughing] -That was tight! 1756 01:16:19,480 --> 01:16:21,348 You did it. Great job! 1757 01:16:21,449 --> 01:16:22,583 [crowd singing] 1758 01:16:22,683 --> 01:16:24,485 And look, everybody's singing along 1759 01:16:24,585 --> 01:16:27,121 with that loser Fred Durst. 1760 01:16:27,221 --> 01:16:29,090 It just makes me so... 1761 01:16:30,591 --> 01:16:32,126 -[distorted] fucking pissed. -[powering up] 1762 01:16:32,226 --> 01:16:34,128 What do you say we boost this sucker 1763 01:16:34,228 --> 01:16:35,564 -into overdrive... -[electricity crackling] 1764 01:16:35,663 --> 01:16:37,598 ...finish off this shithole town, 1765 01:16:37,698 --> 01:16:40,334 and initiate the demise of humanity... 1766 01:16:40,434 --> 01:16:41,635 -[rapid beeping] -...now. 1767 01:16:41,735 --> 01:16:42,837 [robot] Assimilation 1768 01:16:42,937 --> 01:16:44,872 -80% complete. -Shit, shit. Uh, okay. 1769 01:16:44,972 --> 01:16:46,073 Ready? 1770 01:16:46,173 --> 01:16:47,875 [beeping faster] 1771 01:16:47,975 --> 01:16:50,644 [robot] Assimilation 87% complete. 1772 01:16:50,744 --> 01:16:52,413 Let's kick this asshole offline. 1773 01:16:53,280 --> 01:16:55,416 [Fred and crowd] ♪ I gotta have faith, faith, faith ♪ 1774 01:16:55,517 --> 01:16:57,418 ♪ I gotta have faith ♪ 1775 01:16:57,519 --> 01:16:59,153 [electricity crackling] 1776 01:16:59,253 --> 01:17:00,354 [screams] 1777 01:17:00,454 --> 01:17:05,259 Oh, sorry, guys. I guess you're [distorted] fucked. 1778 01:17:05,359 --> 01:17:07,261 [beeping faster] 1779 01:17:08,863 --> 01:17:12,099 [dramatic music playing] 1780 01:17:13,535 --> 01:17:15,736 -[echoing] ...fucked. -[Danny] One of these days... 1781 01:17:15,836 --> 01:17:17,171 -[whispering] Fuck her. -[echoing] ...fucked. 1782 01:17:17,271 --> 01:17:18,706 [Danny] ...one of us is gonna use it. 1783 01:17:18,806 --> 01:17:21,008 Fuck me! [moaning] 1784 01:17:21,108 --> 01:17:22,042 Fucked! 1785 01:17:23,210 --> 01:17:24,278 I got this. 1786 01:17:24,945 --> 01:17:25,813 Oh. 1787 01:17:25,913 --> 01:17:28,749 -[The Construct] A condom? -Okay. 1788 01:17:28,849 --> 01:17:30,585 Didn't know little pimp had it in him. 1789 01:17:30,684 --> 01:17:31,719 [Eli] Pinch the tip. 1790 01:17:31,819 --> 01:17:33,988 Pinch the tip. Yeah. [chuckles] 1791 01:17:35,122 --> 01:17:37,526 Enjoy your first fuck, brother. 1792 01:17:37,626 --> 01:17:39,528 [Fred and crowd] ♪ I gotta have faith ♪ 1793 01:17:39,628 --> 01:17:41,362 ♪ I gotta have faith ♪ 1794 01:17:41,462 --> 01:17:44,465 -[robot] 92% complete. -♪ I gotta have faith ♪ 1795 01:17:44,566 --> 01:17:45,900 ♪ Get the fuck up! ♪ 1796 01:17:46,000 --> 01:17:48,068 You assholes are nothing without us. 1797 01:17:48,169 --> 01:17:50,271 -[robot] 96. -[The Construct] You need us. 1798 01:17:50,371 --> 01:17:51,472 [robot] 97. 1799 01:17:51,573 --> 01:17:52,706 [The Construct] We are 1800 01:17:52,806 --> 01:17:54,708 -your God! -[robot] 99. 1801 01:17:54,808 --> 01:17:57,778 Ride the information super-die-way, bitch! 1802 01:17:57,878 --> 01:18:00,615 -[robot] 100 percent. -[all shouting] 1803 01:18:00,714 --> 01:18:02,950 [dramatic music swells] 1804 01:18:04,885 --> 01:18:06,053 -[electricity crackling] -[both shout] 1805 01:18:06,153 --> 01:18:07,522 -[powering down] -[clamoring] 1806 01:18:07,622 --> 01:18:10,824 -[clattering] -[women screaming] 1807 01:18:17,765 --> 01:18:20,201 -[crowd cheering] -[clattering] 1808 01:18:25,773 --> 01:18:29,777 Man versus machine and man won, bitch. 1809 01:18:29,877 --> 01:18:32,780 [crowd cheering, whistling] 1810 01:18:32,880 --> 01:18:34,114 [Ash] Yo, Prom Committee, 1811 01:18:34,982 --> 01:18:36,585 nice work on the computer shit. 1812 01:18:36,850 --> 01:18:38,052 Fucking nerd. [chuckles] 1813 01:18:38,152 --> 01:18:41,088 Yeah, maybe I fucking am! [laughs] 1814 01:18:41,188 --> 01:18:43,123 [crowd, chanting] Fred Durst! Fred Durst! 1815 01:18:43,224 --> 01:18:45,926 [crowd, chanting] Fred Durst! Fred Durst! 1816 01:18:46,026 --> 01:18:48,395 Fred Durst! Fred Durst! 1817 01:18:48,495 --> 01:18:50,864 Fred Durst! Fred Durst! 1818 01:18:50,965 --> 01:18:52,900 [distorted buzzing] 1819 01:18:53,000 --> 01:18:54,134 [AOL voice] Goodbye. 1820 01:18:55,704 --> 01:18:56,705 -Son! -Eli? 1821 01:18:56,804 --> 01:18:57,838 -Hey. -[Robin, gasps] You're okay. 1822 01:18:57,938 --> 01:18:58,906 -[Robin gasping] -Hey, hey, hey. 1823 01:18:59,006 --> 01:19:00,474 -Oh, my God. -[sighs] 1824 01:19:01,408 --> 01:19:02,376 You all right? 1825 01:19:02,476 --> 01:19:04,278 Yeah. All right. 1826 01:19:04,713 --> 01:19:09,216 Uh, I... I had an insane night and, um... 1827 01:19:10,619 --> 01:19:12,119 I love you guys. 1828 01:19:13,688 --> 01:19:15,356 Could we get that in writing? 1829 01:19:15,456 --> 01:19:17,825 [all chuckle] 1830 01:19:19,193 --> 01:19:20,394 How is that? 1831 01:19:20,494 --> 01:19:22,963 Oh, this? Not so bad. 1832 01:19:23,063 --> 01:19:24,865 It's actually kind of nice. 1833 01:19:26,100 --> 01:19:29,370 Yeah. [clears throat] Sorry. I keep doing that. 1834 01:19:31,272 --> 01:19:34,241 Were you with him when it happened? 1835 01:19:34,643 --> 01:19:36,944 Yeah, I was with him till the end. 1836 01:19:37,044 --> 01:19:38,647 [dramatic music playing] 1837 01:19:38,747 --> 01:19:42,149 None of us would be here without Danny. 1838 01:19:43,652 --> 01:19:44,852 He saved us... 1839 01:19:46,053 --> 01:19:47,622 with Tae Bo. [laughs] 1840 01:19:47,722 --> 01:19:48,889 [laughs] 1841 01:19:53,528 --> 01:19:56,430 [lively chatter] 1842 01:20:03,437 --> 01:20:04,606 [beeps] 1843 01:20:04,706 --> 01:20:07,274 -[man 1] Yo! That's the guy! -[crowd cheers, applause] 1844 01:20:07,374 --> 01:20:08,777 [Fred] Wes! 1845 01:20:08,876 --> 01:20:10,578 [man 1] He saved us with a song! 1846 01:20:10,679 --> 01:20:12,580 [Fred] Oh, my God! We did it! 1847 01:20:12,681 --> 01:20:14,616 [crowd cheering] 1848 01:20:14,716 --> 01:20:16,050 Whoo! 1849 01:20:16,817 --> 01:20:18,319 Yeah, baby! 1850 01:20:19,153 --> 01:20:21,355 [wo(man)] You gave humanity faith! 1851 01:20:27,361 --> 01:20:29,496 -You did good, kid. -Oh, uh... [chuckles] 1852 01:20:29,597 --> 01:20:31,298 [Nugz] Hey! Whoa! It's the guy. 1853 01:20:31,398 --> 01:20:32,833 [chuckles] 1854 01:20:32,933 --> 01:20:36,236 Uh, Mom, Dad, this is the Kollective. 1855 01:20:36,671 --> 01:20:39,774 [Nugz] What? Eli's got parents? Oh, hey. [chuckles] 1856 01:20:39,873 --> 01:20:42,376 Where are my manners? [laughing] 1857 01:20:42,476 --> 01:20:44,311 No, we're good, thanks. 1858 01:20:45,946 --> 01:20:47,682 -Thank you. -[Nugz] All right! [laughs] 1859 01:20:47,782 --> 01:20:49,751 -Cool. Cool. Cool mom. -[Jonas laughs] 1860 01:20:50,451 --> 01:20:52,186 [Nugz] Seriously, I... I like your mom. 1861 01:20:52,853 --> 01:20:54,054 That's probably good. 1862 01:20:54,154 --> 01:20:56,457 [indistinct chatter] 1863 01:21:00,094 --> 01:21:01,395 [Laura] Looking for someone? 1864 01:21:02,564 --> 01:21:03,565 Oh. 1865 01:21:04,431 --> 01:21:05,399 Hey. 1866 01:21:05,499 --> 01:21:07,067 Just wanted to say, um, 1867 01:21:07,868 --> 01:21:10,504 Happy New Year, 'cause I never got to say it 1868 01:21:10,605 --> 01:21:12,640 at the party or after 1869 01:21:13,407 --> 01:21:14,375 or at all. 1870 01:21:15,042 --> 01:21:16,310 There was a lot going on. 1871 01:21:17,378 --> 01:21:19,079 For sure. 1872 01:21:19,179 --> 01:21:20,582 [soft romantic music playing] 1873 01:21:22,550 --> 01:21:24,218 You know, I kind of thought 1874 01:21:24,318 --> 01:21:27,655 in the porta-potty you were gonna... 1875 01:21:33,494 --> 01:21:35,797 -Wow. -[chuckles] 1876 01:21:35,896 --> 01:21:37,732 What? "Wow"? What? 1877 01:21:37,832 --> 01:21:39,967 Weird thing to say after you kiss somebody. 1878 01:21:40,067 --> 01:21:41,569 -[laughing] -Why did I say that? 1879 01:21:42,903 --> 01:21:44,238 Not very smooth. 1880 01:21:47,274 --> 01:21:49,544 [romantic music continuing] 1881 01:22:02,156 --> 01:22:04,958 [electricity crackling, clattering] 1882 01:22:05,058 --> 01:22:09,396 [birds chirping] 1883 01:22:11,666 --> 01:22:14,501 [distortion on radio] 1884 01:22:14,602 --> 01:22:15,703 [man, on radio] Of course, 1885 01:22:15,804 --> 01:22:17,104 ten-time platinum-selling artist, 1886 01:22:17,204 --> 01:22:20,240 turned tech entrepreneur, turned senator elect, 1887 01:22:20,340 --> 01:22:22,911 Fred Durst will be paying his respects today. 1888 01:22:23,010 --> 01:22:24,311 [Ash] Tell him what's up for me. 1889 01:22:24,411 --> 01:22:25,713 [man] And we'll be paying our respects, too, 1890 01:22:25,814 --> 01:22:27,080 on this poignant Y2K-Day 1891 01:22:27,181 --> 01:22:30,350 by playing a 24-hour block of Limp. 1892 01:22:30,451 --> 01:22:33,020 Here's the best-selling single of all time, Rollin'. 1893 01:22:33,120 --> 01:22:34,856 [Rollin' (Air Raid Vehicle) by Limp Bizkit playing] 1894 01:22:34,955 --> 01:22:36,524 [laughs] Fucking sellout. 1895 01:22:37,525 --> 01:22:38,459 [dramatic music playing] 1896 01:22:38,560 --> 01:22:40,829 [Eli] What's up, man? How you been? 1897 01:22:41,529 --> 01:22:44,398 Can't believe we're graduating college. 1898 01:22:44,965 --> 01:22:48,035 Um, I'll probably stay in Brooklyn, 1899 01:22:48,135 --> 01:22:49,838 but you know, who knows? 1900 01:22:50,137 --> 01:22:52,206 Started a music blog. 1901 01:22:53,273 --> 01:22:54,909 So Said the Turntable. 1902 01:22:55,008 --> 01:22:56,911 Yeah, we're still working on the name. 1903 01:22:57,010 --> 01:22:58,580 -Well, I mean, it's just me. -Um... 1904 01:22:58,680 --> 01:23:00,280 Laura's killing it. 1905 01:23:01,215 --> 01:23:03,751 I'm coding for Durst Industries. 1906 01:23:04,318 --> 01:23:06,855 It's funny how that all worked out. 1907 01:23:07,822 --> 01:23:10,825 And I probably won't be able to make it out as much, so... 1908 01:23:10,925 --> 01:23:12,092 [bag zips] 1909 01:23:15,229 --> 01:23:18,265 I had to update your look with some baller threads. 1910 01:23:18,365 --> 01:23:20,300 -[chuckles] -But yeah. 1911 01:23:22,770 --> 01:23:24,171 I miss you, Sticky. 1912 01:23:28,810 --> 01:23:31,011 [window whirring] 1913 01:23:34,081 --> 01:23:35,182 [Ash] All good? 1914 01:23:37,184 --> 01:23:38,953 -Yeah. -[engine starts] 1915 01:23:39,052 --> 01:23:40,722 ['90s pop rock music playing on iPod] 1916 01:23:40,822 --> 01:23:42,256 [song forwarding] 1917 01:23:42,356 --> 01:23:44,157 -Fucking... -[song continues] 1918 01:23:44,258 --> 01:23:45,660 Skip-proof, my ass. 1919 01:23:46,493 --> 01:23:47,461 [gear shifts] 1920 01:23:47,562 --> 01:23:49,463 Did you take me off your Top 8, fucking... 1921 01:23:49,564 --> 01:23:50,665 [Laura] What? No! 1922 01:23:52,534 --> 01:23:54,836 ♪ Closing time ♪ 1923 01:23:55,102 --> 01:23:57,137 ♪ You don't have to go home ♪ 1924 01:23:57,237 --> 01:24:01,676 -♪ But you can't stay here ♪ -[static] 1925 01:24:01,776 --> 01:24:03,076 [The Construct laughing] 1926 01:24:03,176 --> 01:24:07,815 ♪ I know who I want to take me home ♪ 1927 01:24:08,315 --> 01:24:13,021 ♪ I know who I want to take me home ♪ 1928 01:24:13,487 --> 01:24:16,524 ♪ I know who I want to... ♪ 1929 01:24:16,624 --> 01:24:17,625 [distortion, static] 1930 01:24:17,859 --> 01:24:20,360 [trilling] 1931 01:24:23,263 --> 01:24:25,332 [robot] Welcome to the digital realm. 1932 01:24:25,432 --> 01:24:28,335 Are you ready to get [echoing] down? 1933 01:24:28,435 --> 01:24:30,070 ♪ Ooh that girl so scandalous ♪ 1934 01:24:30,170 --> 01:24:31,839 ♪ And you know another... can't handle it ♪ 1935 01:24:31,940 --> 01:24:34,107 ♪ So you shaking that thing like who's the ish ♪ 1936 01:24:34,207 --> 01:24:36,209 ♪ With a look in your eyes so devilish, uh ♪ 1937 01:24:36,310 --> 01:24:37,679 ♪ She like to dance on the hip-hop spots ♪ 1938 01:24:37,779 --> 01:24:40,048 ♪ And cruise to the crews to connect the dots ♪ 1939 01:24:40,147 --> 01:24:41,950 ♪ Not just urban She likes the pop ♪ 1940 01:24:42,050 --> 01:24:43,518 ♪ 'Cause she livin' la vida loca ♪ 1941 01:24:43,618 --> 01:24:45,920 ♪ She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck ♪ 1942 01:24:46,020 --> 01:24:46,921 -♪ Thighs like what ♪ -[crashes] 1943 01:24:47,021 --> 01:24:48,221 ♪ What, what ♪ 1944 01:24:48,322 --> 01:24:50,058 ♪ Baby, move your butt, butt, butt, huh ♪ 1945 01:24:50,157 --> 01:24:51,491 ♪ I think I'll sing it again ♪ 1946 01:24:51,593 --> 01:24:54,062 ♪ She had dumps like a truck, truck, truck ♪ 1947 01:24:54,194 --> 01:24:55,930 ♪ Thighs like what, what, what ♪ 1948 01:24:56,030 --> 01:24:57,497 [distorted] ♪ All night long ♪ 1949 01:24:57,865 --> 01:25:02,704 ♪ Let me see that [distorted] thong ♪ 1950 01:25:03,671 --> 01:25:05,506 [echoing] ♪ Baby ♪ 1951 01:25:05,607 --> 01:25:07,775 ♪ That thong thong, thong, thong ♪ 1952 01:25:07,875 --> 01:25:08,810 ♪ I like it when the beat goes ♪ 1953 01:25:08,910 --> 01:25:10,177 ♪ Da na da na ♪ 1954 01:25:10,277 --> 01:25:11,546 -♪ Baby, make your booty go ♪ -♪ Da na da na ♪ 1955 01:25:11,646 --> 01:25:13,380 -♪ Ooh! ♪ -♪ Da na da na ♪ 1956 01:25:13,480 --> 01:25:15,449 ♪ That thong thong, thong, thong ♪ 1957 01:25:15,550 --> 01:25:16,283 [song ends] 1958 01:25:16,383 --> 01:25:17,451 [robot] Congratulations. 1959 01:25:17,552 --> 01:25:19,954 That was [echoing] fucking tight. 1960 01:25:20,054 --> 01:25:23,658 [intense electronic music playing] 1961 01:26:21,415 --> 01:26:24,451 [dreamy instrumental music playing] 1962 01:27:18,840 --> 01:27:21,709 [tense music playing] 1963 01:27:46,834 --> 01:27:49,737 [music intensifying] 1964 01:29:27,902 --> 01:29:30,938 [serene instrumental music playing] 1965 01:30:22,590 --> 01:30:25,660 [epic synth music playing] 1966 01:31:21,949 --> 01:31:22,683 [Eli] Damn. 140636

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