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THE GIRL ON THE BROOMSTICK

Saxana, have more than one magic trick.

Saxana, who is about to faint,

Saxana, should go without complaint.

All those strange words will tell how to catch a man most swell,

be it a fighter in a ring or a king.

Take an owl eye so dear and two widow tears

boil and feed a dog who's near, howling alone by a swing.

Saxana, books bound in leather slick,

Saxana, have more than one magic trick.

Saxana, who is about to faint,

Saxana, should go without complaint.

Take a minute, find a message in it, rhymes' power is infinite,

gone is the snow, last year's snow.

It is all there, I say, how to turn night into day, get yes from nay

and turn bad nights into jolly bites.

Saxana, books bound in leather slick,

Saxana, have more than one magic trick.

Saxana, those rose petals, their smell,

Saxana, do the magic better than a spell.

Saxana, books bound in leather slick,

Saxana, have more than one magic trick.

Saxana, those rose petals, their smell,

Saxana, do the magic better than a spell.

Hurry, the bell will be ringing!

The term ends soon. Let's test your knowledge!

What's going on back there?

-You're passing notes! -Yes, ma'am.

Stand up, Saxana!

I see! The transformation of

an animate being into an inanimate and vice versa.

You're trying to cheat? Go up to the blackboard!

You will now show us a transformation into a raven!

No prompting! Do you know or don't you?

Dexempo... vederex!

Rebeke plex!

-But... -There now, just as I thought!

She doesn't even know what a raven looks like.

-Did you ring the bell, Miss? -Bring me a raven from the office.

Please... I do know.

Well?

Dexempo... krumplex!

Excuse me, Miss, we always used to do cows in the outdoor class.

This is what it happens when students don't study.

You failed again!

My notebook!

-Saxana, Saxana... -She took advantage of the situation.

Little basilisks or werewolves

would be happy to be allowed to study.

-And you don't appreciate it? -No.

No? But my dear child, a witch has a very responsible job.

She calls up hailstorms, casts evil spells on cattle, serious matters.

She doesn't know the difference between a cow and raven.

There now. What happens when more important problems come?

Fattening up children, placing them onto shovels,

roasting them, and so on...

Schooling is indispensable in this field!

-It isn't any fun. -Is that so”?

-And who is your father? -A bat.

Ask him to fly to school tomorrow morning.

-Well, he sleeps in the mornings. -That's right.

Well, ask somebody to take a message home,

that you'll be in detention for three hundred years.

Dammit! Nothing but sulphur! All those magic tricks!

-At least you're not bored stiff. -My dear, three hundred years...

-With people, some nine generations. -Did you ever stay amongst people?

Yeah, but that's a long time ago. I drank a certain farmer's blood.

Now. Okay then.

-What's it like out there? -Out there?

The people all seem to be nuts.

-Nuts? -Yeah, really nuts.

For example: Somebody steals something,

and instead of becoming invisible or changing into a carrot

he stays as he is and they catch him.

The fool!

But why?

They don't know how. They're behind the times!

Don't they study how to do magic tricks?

How did you get there?

Well, there's a trick in one of these books.

Why do you ask? You'll learn that in your 83rd grade!

Isn't this a waste of time? I could get some work done in advance!

That's the way! I think that this is the one.

The World of the Humans...

Yes, here it is.

We enter the World of the Humans in five ways:

As a mouse, a frog, a sheep, a crow or an owl.

These transformations allow for a stay in the human world

of 44 hours. Here, read it yourself.

Transformation into an owl:

Cross your arms at eye-level

and utter the spell:

-Detereme... -Don't say it out aloud!

-...xydravoplax vebete... -] said stop it!

...mexabo plex.

Oh, my!

A pretty kettle of fish!

She must have done it on purpose, sir!

-Do you know what could happen? -Such a silly fool. -Well.

But she'll be back in 44 hours, right?

What if she drank some old hag's ear brew...

-Then she'd never come back. -There, I forgot that.

You follow her and keep an eye on her! And if she gets into trouble

then you'd better not come back either.

How did she leave?

-As a sheep or as a frog? -As an owl.

Sir! Sir!

What shall we do with this owl? It's just flown in. No papers.

-It's all wide-eyed. -It's a young'un.

-Want to give it to Honza? -Perfect timing.

It's his birthday tomorrow. Just look at those eyes!

-Hi, Dad. What's that? -Open it!

-What is it? -You'll see. I'll go get a cage.

We've got enough of a Zoo at home already...

Wait and see what it is!

Jeez-strike-a-light-hallelujah!

What do you think? Bring her here, we'll put her in a cage!

A cage? No!

Hurry up!

Dexempo vederex.

Was there a chicken in it too?

What are you staring at? Where's the owl!?

-Lost your tongue? -No.

-There was no owl in there? -No.

-Bauer sure messed this up. -Jindrich, a chicken's in here.

I know. I'm coming.

What are we going to do with it, Jindrich?

-I'll make a chicken stew tomorrow. -No!

-You're not killing that chicken! -Why not? We're no vegetarians.

You're an overzealous animal lover...

What if it isn't a chicken?

What is it, then? A woodpecker?

Dad, I think it's... some girl.

Honza!

My dear boy!

-This is terrible. -He's talking to that bird.

I refused to be in detention for 300 years and decided to run away.

But you said you have to be back in 44 hours.

In 38 hours now! I've wasted six as an owl.

-What will you do then? -I don't care.

-Something'| happen. -Quiet!

-Or we get jammed up! -Jammed up?

That's better.

-What is it? -A radio.

You've never seen one.

The things you have here.

-Honza dear, some tea for you. -Just a minute, Mom!

Dexempo... dexempo...

-Come on, be a chicken! -Dexempo... krumplex.

May I come in, Honza? Take an aspirin.

I'm letting nobody in!

You're afraid we'll take the chicken away?

-The way he's panting! -Panting?

-That means he's furious. -That's right.

One does pant when he's furious. I'll see a psychiatrist tomorrow.

-Could I borrow some vinegar? -Yes, of course.

-Thank you. -How's Napoleon doing? -My husband is restoring him.

-Has Honza told you he failed math? -Again?

-What's on that boy's mind? -Birds!

You can't stay this way! You can't even get through a door!

And who will feed you?

Can't you change into something more sensible?

Remember that spell, dammit!

Shhh!

A classroom's no place for poultry. Classrooms are for students.

-You'd better change into a student! -What? -Nothing!

-Who's got a chicken in here? -Do something, dammit!

-What did you say? -Get off my back!

What about Blaha?

-Are you a new student? -Yes.

-What is your name? -Saxana.

And your last name?

You don't have one?

-Who is your father? -A bat.

- I won't have such talk! -Her name's Kudlackova.

She's from Pilsen.

I'll have to put your name in the register.

Interesting schools you must have in Pilsen.

-Where's the bird? - haven't got one.

I'll give a little test.

You scared me! What a stink!

I'm sorry. I'm looking for a girl named Saxana.

Don't know her.

She may be an owl or a chicken just now.

I heard a chicken in class 9.

Would you be so kind? I need to talk to her urgently.

Somebody named Saxana has a visitor.

She's either a girl or a chicken.

-Thank you. -You're welcome.

Look at the mess you've got me into!

They sent me to keep an eye on you. So no nonsense, you hear me?

Just remember never to drink any old hag's ear brew.

Or you'll never return. Now whisk off!

What I like here, my dear colleague, is your advanced technique.

-We do everything by hand at home. -And where is that?

That's confidential.

-The insectivore include the mole... -Could you get a hag's ear for me?

-What? -A hag's ear.

Are you insane? You can't buy that.

You must get it for me. If l get it I can stay here, see?

That's enough!

Saxana, take your things and come sit here!

-You don't have any schoolbooks? -All her things are still in Pilsen.

Don't keep answering for her! She isn't dumb, is she? Sit down!

Hey!

Watch your behavior, Rousek! You wait till the principal comes.

That Napoleon will cost you dear.

Stop making faces and come to the blackboard.

Name the rodents you know.

The forest rodent, the water rodent, called the tortoise...

Stop and sit down!

Your fourth "F".

I see you're confused. Let's write it down.

-Rodents also include: -The old hag!

-The domestic rabbit... -She's a hag? -Yeah.

-Could you get me her ear? -What? -Her ear.

The hare...

If you get it for me I'll do anything for you.

The muskrat...

Yeah? Swipe that notebook then!

Okay.

The mouse...

the rat...

the squirrel...

the ground-squirrel...

the marmot...

and the beaver.

Characteristics. Rodents have teeth that are typical

-for the whole order. -This is impossible.

Why should it be impossible?

This is what rodent's teeth look like:

The incisors... I have all kinds of things in the lab,

but not an example of rodent's teeth. Too bad...

-Rebeke mex. -But...

-Do you see those teeth? -Nice chiclets!

Comet in.

Sit!

-What happened to you? -We were doing rodents and...

Ah, a teaching aid! Good! Excuse me?

Rousek, Bujnoch, Adamek!

You three will come to the teachers' room at two!

We shall talk about the disgraceful damage done

to the bust of Emperor Napoleon who once spent a night in our town.

You will be punished and your parents will be notified.

Sit down!

Our parents... Oh man...

Saxana!

I'm busy. They promised to get the ear for me!

You said it can't be done and they say it can!

-Come on! We're in a hurry! -I'll come when I have the ear.

Come here, Mickey!

-I've heard some stuff. Is it true? -It's all bull!

Someone dressed up to look like us.

We didn't go near that statues yesterday, did we?

I'll find out the truth, my boy.

In any case: You stay in today and do your schoolwork!

-Who's that girl? -Kudlackova.

-Kudlackova... -We're tutoring her.

In what...

No, no, no, it won't come back now, we're rich and how...

Stop it! We're not in the mood.

How come it plays?

The teachers' meeting is soon and we must think of something.

That arm trick was cool, but how do we use it?

She knows more tricks, right?

-What if she wiped out the school? -Could you do that?

Hmm.

So what? We'd have classes somewhere else

and the teachers' meeting would be tomorrow!

That's true.

Are you having your lunch? I won't reheat that rabbit.

-I'm busy. -The more for us.

Rabbit! Rabbit every day...

My aunt steals them from the janitor, to save money.

Wait. What if she changed the teachers into rabbits?

Would you know how?

Wow!

Why not? If she's a witch, nothing's a problem for her...

Sure thing.

we'll slip them into the rabbit hutch and that's that.

-Could you do that? -Hmm.

-And what about that ear? -Right...

-You'll have it this afternoon! -You are nice.

-And whose ear will it be? -My aunt's.

-Could they be wisdom teeth? -Just look at me!

Do you have a squirrel in the family?

Please... Stop it.

It's very useful for demonstration purposes.

And somebody please make coffee.

Again? Have it fixed!

-What is that you keep drinking? -An excellent thing.

My asthma you know... Sage tea.

-My notebook. -Call in those three boys!

You can go in now, and knock.

Count to twenty and then bust in.

Comet in.

One, two, three, four...

It couldn't have been us, we were babysitting yesterday.

Right... You look it...

Mr. Blaha from the Culture Commission will tell us!

Ah, here he is. Come in.

What do you want?

-Dexempo... -Excuse me?

-Dexempo... -Dexempo? Who is this girl?

-Look at her! -A new girl in class 9.

Go away, Saxana, you shouldn't be here at all!

Dexempo...

-...multo... -Looks like she's not all there.

-Take her out! -Hurry!

How dare you, Rousek? Is that the way to talk to your teacher?

Hurry up! They should be turned into rabbits by now!

What? Turn us into rabbits?

Dexempo multo shumpoplex!

-And they're rabbits! Great! -What?

She changed them into rabbits?

-How's that possible? -No problem.

What are you waiting for? Transform him.

Before he does something stupid.

Police? This is Blaha. Yes, the Zoo.

Yes, the manager of the Zoo. No, this is not the Zoo...

Dexempo multo shumpoplex!

Hello, hello...

Said this isn't the Zoo... Cut it out! Quick!

Look, the principal!

We can't leave this here. It would be suspicious.

We caught them on the school grounds, so they must be yours.

But I have 21 rabbits.

Actually, only 20. Somebody stole one again yesterday.

You see. They get stolen, why not have these for free?

-What if somebody recognizes them? -No way.

What makes you think so? But they're all white and all alike.

Xerylox buxanto!

But... They're not white at all!

-I've never seen this sort before. -Some trick.

Put them inside, then. Goodness me...

Some trick!

Yeah, but our time's running out. 19 more hours and we're off...

And what if not?

Good afternoon. I heard there was no meeting.

Oh, yes, there was... Well, there wasn't.

Actually, there was, but you see, then there wasn't.

-They've all disappeared. -Disappeared? Interesting...

Our Katie was telling us, there's a girl called Saxophona in her class

-who's trying to get a human ear. -She must be a bit...

She looks rather eccentric.

Excuse me.

And now the ear!

You promised!

Quiet! Or I'll throw you out. Where's Mickey?

With his father. We're waiting for him.

-Why don't you tell her? -Tell me what?

Nothing, she's crazy.

That's not true and they promised!

-Promised what? -That I could have your ear.

-I have to boil it. -Your humor'll dry up, my dear.

And ['ll tell Mickey's father about the people he brings in.

You're really not going to get that ear for me?

Are you really that stupid?

-But I did turn them into rabbits. -Exactly.

You're off in a few hours and nobody will ever know what happened.

We'd be really nuts to get it for you, you silly.

Yes, cry, you'll feel better.

Even worse than the basilisks. You're horrid!

Where I come from monsters behave like monsters.

Hey, monster.

I'm not staying here, it's worse than back home.

There you go!

But before I go I'll tell Honza everything.

Oh, no, you won't!

You can forget that.

Boxes hok!

Toxare rex!

Bad news. They want to put us in reform school.

-Where's Saxana? -In the closet.

-She was making a fuss, so... -But we'll need her.

Saxana...

She's gone. What if she's changed into a mouse?

And is telling everything to Honza as we speak.

Mice don't run that fast.

we'll take a cab. And we've got their keys.

I don't know. We were doing rodents and suddenly this.

-You were lucky, Marie. -How's that?

Really lucky! Just imagine if you'd been doing the rhinos.

You'd have a coat hanger instead of a nose.

This whole thing is insane.

Relax, you're home, nothing can happen to you now.

Home is an oasis of peace...

-What is it? My head! -What is this supposed to mean?

Who's that? Oh! My leg.

Karel... Napoleon.

I think I'll have to Kill you. All that work...

-My leg's broken. -That's what we need now.

Pick up that statue, Saxana! Can't you see I'm supporting my husband?

Will you tell me how that girl got in here?

On a broomstick.

I'm beginning to understand!

And what does she want here?

Get up and tell us what you're doing here!

I'm sorry. My steering went wrong.

I meant to land at the Blahas. Could you untie me please?

No way. I don't give rides to punks.

Don't play with us or we'll turn you into a rabbit!

-Dexempo... -Multo...

-Shupoplex! -Shuplex!

-Shuplex! -Screw you, goons!

What if a weasel gets into the rabbit-hutch?

-I can't remember the formula. -Oh, it hurts!

I'll take you for an X-ray.

Karel...

You stay here and try to remember! They have families to support...

What color are the rabbits? Black or white?

Striped.

-How did you get here? -From the flat next door.

You should be with Mickey.

And I'm busy, I'm going to the movies with Dad!

I don't know what you mean by movies,

but you won't be going anywhere with your dad. He's a rabbit now.

-What did you say he is? -A rabbit.

Mr. Javorsky, Mr. Keprle...

Ah, Mr. Marik!

Just keep cool, gentlemen.

Why do you mind having a rabbit for a father?

Mine's a bat. You'll get used to it.

But you look at everything with different eyes.

Did your bat daddy ever play with you?

Did he ever explain, say, what an airship is?

He sleeps by day because he flies around at night.

There you go! Sleeps by day, off by night...

Some don't care if they've got a father or a bat,

but even though my dad gets on my nerves sometimes,

-he's great and I love him. -What's that? -What?

To love. We never studied that.

Well, that's a problem then.

See this cup and the saucer?

Without the saucer the cup would feel lonely.

That's why it's worried when it's not in place.

And if anything happened to the saucer, then the cup would care,

because they belong together. Do you understand?

Yes. You're worried about your father.

Of course! What if Mrs. Vondrackova decided to kill him.

So that's what it means to love. I'd like to try that.

We don't have such things back home. We just cast spells on people.

-Let's go! -Where to? -To get the rabbit.

-Gently, or she'll get mad... -What do we do when we catch her?

I've got a plan!

That's Mickey and the boys. Hide!

The balcony!

What do you want? Where did you get the keys?

-Where is Saxana? -How should I know?

We'll make you talk!

I've looked everywhere. The girl's not here.

What are we gonna do?

Beat him up until he tells us where she is.

Are you gonna tell us?

Hoterex fade!

-Look who's here. -Hi, Saxana.

There...

and now I'll turn you into this.

-Hokare to... -Don't be silly.

We've been looking for you. We've got that ear.

Or don't you need it anymore?

The guys said you didn't want to stay here anymore.

I've changed my mind.

You see, I want to know what it means "to love" somebody.

I see. That's the right decision.

"To love", that's a great thing.

It's worth staying here for.

And where's the ear?

We'll take you where they have as many ears as you want.

Give me that head! And the rest too!

- I said the rest too! -Where can it be?

If you want that ear, we'll have to hurry.

All right, I'll find him later.

I've been working with rabbits for twenty years.

You have to keep working at those teeth.

Or they'll be this long in a week's time.

-But I eat, don't 1? -You must gnaw and gnaw!

Here, gnaw!

You're responsible for their safety. Just a few days.

Mr. Javorsky, Mr. Masek, Miss Koutna...

-Excuse me? -My pet names for them.

Some foreign strain, isn't it?

Yes. Would you please take special care of them.

-We'll read them bed time stories. -They'd prefer the classics.

Here you can get what you like. If you want a leg, a leg you get.

-Let's go, then. -You go ahead.

I'll be home soon.

Wait here.

Good afternoon, Doctor.

The leg's all right.

But my head. I keep seeing things.

-What are you doing here? -I've come to get an ear.

-PSYCHIATRIC WARD -Here?

It's a good thing you've brought her. You can't be all bad

if you care about your classmate's health.

What's wrong? Overworked, eh?

We'll keep the girl here.

Looks like a serious disorder.

Call her in, nurse!

Kudlackova!

-Hello. -So you need an oldish ear, do you?

Yes. If I don't find one, I won't be able to stay here.

Of course you'll stay here. You'll wait for that ear...

But it mustn't take too long! Otherwise I turn into an owl.

Ah, yes, of course. Nurse, take the sister to her room now.

Are we sisters? Then your father's a bat too, eh?

-This is Saxana Kudlackova. -How do you do?

-I'm the Queen of Spain. -Really? I was originally a witch.

-Here! -Are you waiting for an ear too?

No. I'm waiting for Christopher Columbus!

I see you two'll get along.

-Where's the handle? -There isn't one.

So nobody escapes.

Only they forgot that Columbus'll be coming by boat.

Through the water pipes.

-They've locked us up! -Hmm.

-Is there a broom here somewhere? -No.

But we can play marbles. If you've got a hole, we can play.

-Oh, isn't he pretty! -Don't touch!

Zarache beteme valo ketax!

I'm so glad it worked. Honza, you must tell me what to do.

What happened? Where are my arms and legs?

Looks like we're all going into a straight-jacket.

-Good afternoon. -Hello.

In a hurry to get onto your pedestal? But the nose is not...

WHERE IS SAXANA?

In the hospital. Psych Ward.

Such nonsense.

I doubt I'll find that ear.

Yes, you'll disappear. But what about those rabbits?

What shall I do? I'd need that book.

Tarzan and his Mate. That's a lovely book.

-Please leave us alone! -Hush!

-What book? -The Lexicon of Magic Spells.

-Everything's in it. -And where is that Lexicon?

-Back home. -Then get it.

-But how will I get there? -Take the bus.

Could you please leave us alone?

-What's this? -Columbus. He comes here in pieces.

I've asked you to leave us alone.

Jeez! It talks!

Oh, my! In there... Go quickly!

Alone? I'll get Vilda!

Vilda! Vilda! Vilda!

You are overworked. When I get that way I see sheep. Or cows.

But the head talks, Doctor! It's young Blaha's head!

-Oh, boy! -Calm down!

As a physician I know what's possible.

But the head's talking to the Kudlackova girl!

-Shoot! -Well, so what?

Let's go look, then.

-Does it fit? -Yes.

-I must be mad. -Let's go, before someone comes.

-Where are you going? -Don't move!

-Do something! -Dexempo krumplex!

This is what I call a loony house!

See? Cows! I'm overworked too. That's quite normal.

-Where is Saxana? -Are you Christopher Columbus?

Where's your ship?

You see, nurse, this head couldn't have spoken.

Just as those cows aren't real. Where's your common sense?

It's not that bad here! Listen, why go back now?

-It's not fun here. -But I won't be back till morning.

I'm helping Mrs. Vondrackova with the washing.

She's got a washing machine. Look!

-So through a fireplace or a well. -A fireplace or a well.

Thanks.

Go!

There they are!

-Where are they? -Must have fallen in.

-So that's that. -Let's throw in the rabbits too.

Just imagine, somebody stole those striped rabbits!

Well, there will always be thieves...

And they were so special! I could cry.

-Come on... Mrs. Vondrackova. -My only pride and joy!

Xerylox buxanta!

Mrs. Vondrackova, we've come to get those rabbits.

-Somebody stole the striped ones. -What are you saying?

-Good heavens! -Let us have them!

No! I've got them, I keep them!

-We'll just take them, then. -You get out of here, boys.

-Or you'll make me angry. -Mind your own business, old fart!

You're asking for it... Uxandra pruxa!

-You'll be sorry! -Don't provoke him.

I think these gentlemen won't be hurrying home.

Aren't you clever?

Good evening. Mr. Blaha says we're staying here tonight.

-Tonight... Why? -He said he'd explain tomorrow.

And he sends you his keys, for you to believe us.

That's weird...

-Did you hear that, Granny? -And is Honza with him?

-Honza fell into the well. -But we pulled him out. He's OK.

And you got hurt? Let me look at it.

-No, it's nothing. -Such brave boys.

That is the braying class. Let's go!

Watch it!

I'll show him! He thinks that as his father's a dragon with ten heads,

he doesn't have to work...

He teaches us how to shrink. He's very nice.

Look!

That's bad, really bad! I don't know what you think will save you.

Are you waiting for a Prince

to turn you into a Princess with a kiss? Sit down!

Come in!

What can I do for you, Prince?

Professor Bayaya says hello

and asks to borrow The Lexicon of Magic Spells.

Yes of course.

My best regards to the Professor.

Thank you. Thank you...

Back to your places! It's not easy to become a Princess.

I advise you to study.

Haxipola, come to the front.

Saxana! So you're back. Which class are you from?

Class nine.

How come I don't know you? What are you wearing!

-Hurry! -What's that?

-The Lexicon! -Hold him!

Warning!

-How dare you? -Hold on! Almost got it!

Professor Quickeye! Professor Long!

-Warning! Warning! Warning! -What is going on, sir?

-I've got it! -The pentacle!

-The Lexicon! -Call the dragon!

-The one with two heads'll do. -He's teaching gym class.

Determe xydravoplax vebete mexabo plex!

-Why didn't you call the dragon? -They are gone.

You don't know how to behave in an emergency.

I can only do a cook, mug trick.

Judo will be compulsory from now on!

We've got two extra owls again.

Where did they come from?

-What time is it? -Half past seven. -Put them in a sack.

I'll drop by Mr. Blaha's house. He's usually here by now.

Get up, boys! You'll be late for school.

Anna! Come here!

-What's up? -Is anything wrong?

That's from the well. A tumor, from an infection.

Good morning, Mrs. Blahova. Is the boss at home?

My poor boy, they'll have to trim them for you!

My husband spent the night at the Zoo. With Honza.

I'd have to know about it. Good morning. You've got a visitor I see.

Here, untie it! You have nimbler fingers. Come on!

What's wrong with him?

That's from pulling Honza out of the well.

-Out of the well? -Where's my husband? And Honza?

-Jeez-strike-a-light-hallelujah... -Anna, look!

Honza?

Here you are! The Lexicon, Honza!

-Velo rex! -THE LEXICON OF MAGIC SPELLS

-What is it? -You mean this? It's full of spells.

I'm going to change those boys into hot dogs...

-Follow me, quick! -He stole the Lexicon! Give it back!

Come on, Honza!

-They've locked us in! -Something's going on?

-They're gone. -What can we do?

What on earth, rabbits and Napoleon?

-What is going on? -Please don't keep us, Mom!

-Saxana will disappear at nine... -I'll explain later.

-A broom! -Where's the broom? -Over there!

But I've already swept the floor, dear.

Is it always so exciting here in the morning? I'll come again.

-Fuses, my weak spot. -Honza!

Go to the rabbit hutch and feed dad. He hasn't had his breakfast yet.

-Are you going to let him go? -Toxare kex!

It's in your own interest...

I must be losing it!

He's forgotten his scarf. He'll catch cold.

Why drive in such an old clunker. Let's change the car.

-Find it. -Changes. "C"...

-Change it into something decent. -I've got it.

Did you see that?

This is cool.

Did you break some rules? The cops are behind us.

-Two of them! -They must be after us!

Shoot... Do something, quick!

-Any problem? -We didn't do anything.

We're in a great hurry.

I'm sorry, it's a mistake, you may drive on.

- I saw some boys in that car. -Did you notice how they talked?

Those voices... And in Czech.

-Where are we going? -To Switzerland.

-All right! -Those two are on our tail again.

-Who? -The cops.

-We've got the Lexicon, don't we? -That's right.

It worked once, but it's over now.

What was that?

Doesn't look like it.

What is it?

Nothing. Have a safe trip.

Why are you bothering us? We're on the way to Switzerland

to consecrate a church! Step on it, man!

- I don't like it. -Bishops in a Fiat 5007 Nonsense.

Damn it, move over. We're packed in here like sardines.

What a stupid idea.

-Wait! Let's try again. -Hurry up!

Go down! This is it.

Hold on!

We can't stay in these rags.

Why not? We're moving to a monastery.

But we haven't eaten yet and can't go into a pub like this.

All right then.

Watch it!

Now!

Good!

What time is it?

-We've got half an hour. -We? You mean I have.

We.

-That's better. -Check out these muscles.

But we can't go to Switzerland like this.

We'll become elegant diplomats at the border.

Look, a pub! Let's eat!

I wonder how much this body can eat.

-You want to follow them in? -Of course. No time to waste.

-Goulash. Three times. -Three times goulash.

-Guess what for rafters! -And you? -A tall beer!

-We can do what we like now. -Are you dumb?

-We can even smoke. -Chesterfields... -First the goulash.

-What about the money? -That's easy!

-How much do you want? -A lot, I'm hungry.

Here it says: "Money", see "Shake, Donkey!".

What? Donkey?

-Did three Indian men stop here? -Or three Bishops?

Only three moving men.

Donkey or no donkey, the main thing is we shake up the dough!

Rytero xaperle bax!

-Take it away! -Put it down!

I won't have it, gentlemen. Get that animal down!

Hide it, man!

-This is not our fault. -Now's your chance.

We don't know who put it here.

You'll pay for that table. This is no stable.

I'm telling you, take the donkey down!

Turn them into something. Into violins, but quick.

-Where's the book? -What book?

This one.

-This is the end! -No, it's the beginning!

-Suxo plexo muxo! -No! Don't do it!

-They can't drive like this! -That's against the law!

I'll join the fire brigade.

Stop! Stop!

Rebeke plex!

Hey, it's you?

That was lucky! They were taking us to slaughter.

Quick! Only twelve minutes left.

-Ninth graders will move... -Shut the door, it's drafty!

...the others will remain in their classrooms until further notice.

There...

Here they are, Inspector.

This could be Jindrich.

-Look at those cheek bones. -Well...

Don't take them away, we must write a report.

Someone's knocking...

I have never seen such a weird school.

You're back?

That's her!

So it's you!

You say these rabbits are all teachers?

And our Dad!

-Is that so? -You'll see. Here it is.

Vexopuro nobleti he men ex!

-Hello. -Excuse me...

Hello!

Damn! Classes have already started. And we are here.

Where is the principal?

-You hit me with a cleaver! -I'd never dare, sir!

Silence! You were going to serve me with cream sauce.

And cranberries.

You're pulling our legs, Kudlackova.

-It's not working. -Here they are!

Jindrich!

-Saxana! You did it! -Yes, but I disappear in 5 minutes.

-You want to go back? -Where can we find a hag's ear?

-Hag's ear? - I have that in my botany collection!

-Botany? An ear? -Salvia Pratensis aka Hag's Ear.

That's the old name, used in the Giant Mountains...

Get some, quickly! We must make a brew.

-We won't make it in time. -We must!

That's right. We're not giving you up.

Where's the principal?

Sage!

As a rabbit I would have preferred...

-Again, really... -One and a half minutes left.

What can we do... I must at least fix those boys.

Zarache beteme valo ketax!

-Of course! You three again! -Stay here, we want a word with you.

-Class 9, the pick of the bunch. -What's wrong with you?

I apologize.

I apologize. I apologize to all of you.

They have just crossed me off the menu. Sorry for being late.

I was doing my best. My asthma... Excuse me.

-Sage. Hag's Ear. -Yes.

Drink it up.

Can you open it?

-Here. -Your teeth!

Rudexe ux.

Thank you.

-Catch him! -Catch Rousek!

-It was all for nothing. -You think so? 36 seconds left.

-Kudlackova! -Saxana!

-Call an ambulance! -Try landing on your toes!

Box lox hox!

-Bend your knees! -Be careful!

Give me a drop. I want to stay too.

Oh, no, the boss.

Give me that! If I could I'd burn you alive!

But that's just what you can't now.

-Brave girl. -You did it.

-Bravo, Saxana. -Dear colleague...

Welcome among the humans.

As our new janitor and a new student.

She can't do magic tricks.

To show you that I mean it,

here's your application to study at our school.

Shut the door, it's drafty!

-Saxana! -This is the end!

Saxana,

those rose petals, their smell,

Saxana do the magic better than a spell.

Saxana, books bound in leather slick,

Saxana, have more than one magic trick.

Saxana, those rose petals, their smell,

Saxana, do the magic better than a spell.

Take a minute, find a message in I,

rhymes' power is infinite, gone is the snow, last year's snow.

It is all there, I say, how to turn night into day,

get yes from nay and turn bad nights into jolly bites.

Saxana, books bound in leather slick,

Saxana, have more than one magic trick.

Saxana, those rose petals, their smell,

Saxana, do the magic better than a spell.