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In this town everybody trying
to get
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a piece of everybody else
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It's hard to tell
the difference
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from the fake ones.
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You know those
small southern towns,
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where things are a little
slower and simpler...
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And the gnats are plentiful.
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Well, this is one of them.
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Welcome to Merinac, y�all.
That�s what the sign says.
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But it�s also what I say.
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Ah-ha, welcome.
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-Let me get that for you.
-Sure.
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In Merinac you know
your neighbors.
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-Y�all have a great day.
-You too.
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People are a little
nicer here.
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Oh!
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Someone�s looking
for an excuse
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to bounce in front of
Pastor McGregor.
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Well, nicer
to your face.
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I�ve seen more dressing
on a Thanksgiving turkey.
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Mm.
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Yep, everything
is genteel.
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Hi.
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Until it�s not.
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You take it back!
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It�s Frannie�s!
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It�s Mimi�s!
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Who's Frannie
and who's Mimi?
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And why is this fella
losing teeth over them?
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Over 100 years ago,
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they helped found Merinac�s
Main Street.
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They were two best friends
who were close as sisters.
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Together they made near
perfect fried chicken.
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Yes, they were living
the dream.
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Until they fell out.
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They say it started when
Mimi had a bun in the oven
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and Frannie found out
the daddy was her husband.
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Mimi swore it wasn�t true,
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but Frannie�s husband
swore it was.
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Who was right?
Who was wrong?
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Now, I�m only nearly omniscient
so I can�t say for sure,
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but I can say this.
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Once those two split
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everyone in Merinac
picked sides.
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You were either team Mimi�s
run by the Moores,
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or team Frannie�s
run by the Hilliers.
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Or you were Amanda
Moore-Hillier.
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Oooh-hoo!
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Frank Jr.?
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You up?
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Hey you.
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You bring home chicken?
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Help yourself.
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Hi there... Mister.
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What?
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It�s already 10:00pm.
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It�s just- I�m ovulating.
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I�ve had a long day.
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Can you just cool
your jets?
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I don�t have forever.
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I already gave you one,
didn�t I?
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How many dadgum kids
do you need, Amanda? Two?
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Well, she�s all old
and mean now.
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Come on,
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don�t you remember when
she was a little baby
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and she would just sleep
on your chest,
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and she would make all those
little squirrel noises?
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I need the business
in a better place
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before I can think
about all that.
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It�s not like we�re
in the poor house.
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Frannie�s always does well.
Business is fine.
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Ahhh...
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Fine.
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Yeah, fine is exactly what
I want my legacy to be.
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Goodnight.
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�Night.
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The hit Home Living
Network series
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Ultimate Kitchen Clash
is back!
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And this time it's personal.
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We're looking for
rival restaurants
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with a special connection.
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Dear friends with
dueling delis?
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You and your ex both
serve tex-mex?
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A brother and a mother
who serve hashbrowns
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smothered and covered?
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If you and a competing
restaurant
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in your town have beef,
or serve beef,
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this is your chance
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to show off your food
and finally resolve
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who's the best at dishing
out your local specialty.
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The prize?
Bragging rights.
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And...
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$100,000!
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Amanda knew she
was right in the center
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of Merinac�s own kitchen clash.
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But she hadn�t always been.
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As a little one,
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Amanda had never even
set foot in Frannie�s.
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She had grown up at Mimi�s.
It was all she knew.
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Come on. We gotta go
see about some chickens.
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Get your feet off.
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Just once I�d love
to spend a Saturday
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where I�m not deciding which
hens to send to their deaths.
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Oh, Mae, hold the sass.
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Amanda, do I need to hire
a calligrapher
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for your own personalized
invitation
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or are you gonna get
your butt in my truck?
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Wait, me?
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Yeah, you.
You�re old enough now.
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It�s time you learned
the family business.
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Do I still have to go?
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Fine.
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This is the best day
of my life!
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Wow, that is truly sad.
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Dang it to hell.
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Those good for nothin�s
beat us to it.
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Alright, you two
stay in the truck.
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Jarvis! What the hell?!
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Augusta, don�t go pitching
a hissy fit.
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Nancy, you just stay out of it!
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This is between me and your
underhanded husband.
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You�re calling me underhanded?
I�m not doing anything--
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You know damn well--
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We�re here to buy chickens
just like you.
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Who is that?
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Oh, looks like you�re
not the only young one
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learning the ropes.
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Hey, little Frank!
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In that moment,
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a Mimi�s girl fell
for a Frannie�s boy.
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You may kiss the bride.
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Sure,
they were young.
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But when you know,
you know.
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But you don�t believe
in pre-marital relations.
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Woo!
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Still, it should
have been the happiest day
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of Amanda Moore-Hillier�s life.
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Mama?
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Mama?
Where are you going?
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I�m leaving.
You made your choice.
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My choice?
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Between Frannie�s
and Mimi�s.
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You picked wrong,
by the way.
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Amanda, is everything alright?
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Well, Miss Nancy,
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I guess my Mama was
just leaving.
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Leaving?
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Augusta, what about
the reception?
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The lemon curd cake we picked
out is not to be missed.
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Oh.
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I was upset because
my daughter married
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that dip stick son of my enemy,
but if there�s cake?
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Oooh!
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Mama, please.
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Mae up and left.
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How is me marrying
Frank Jr. worse?
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�Cause she up and
left this town.
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You up and left this family!
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Oh, come on.
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What happened 100 years ago
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doesn�t have a thing to
do with me or who I love.
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That might be the dumbest
thing you�ve ever said.
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Oh, no, honey.
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Don�t let that woman ruin
your beautiful day.
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I know,
pretty extreme,
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but that�s just how
it is in Merinac.
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Besides, you got me now.
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And you got him.
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And the pain Amanda
felt was soothed
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by the balm of marital bliss.
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You ready to go, Amanda?
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I mean, just look
at that fella.
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Wouldn�t kick him out of
bed for eating crackers.
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Back then.
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Frank Jr.,
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don�t you dare eat those
on that bed.
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There�s no decent food
in this house.
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What am I supposed to do?
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But lately
Amanda was feeling
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less bliss and more confusion.
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Like she had picked out
the wrong life by mistake
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and there were no returns.
How did this happen?
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What in the heck is this?
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Tofu.
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Ugh.
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Was this all there
was to the circus?
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Oh, you used to be that little.
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What?
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Nothing.
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Would there be
no more new beginnings?
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Would her entire life
be defined
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by a food she didn�t even eat?
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Amanda figured she could
ask herself questions
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about why her life was
the way it was,
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or she would do something
to change it.
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Ok.
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Ok.
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Has uh, Frank Jr.
been drinking today?
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Is it a day that
ends in �Y�?
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Mmm. Big Tim wants
to talk to him.
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Dang it, he�s already there.
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Big Tim. How are ya?
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Well, I�m fine.
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I hope you are,
little Frank.
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The wife and I were wondering,
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could you put an extra fry
on our drumsticks?
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These just don�t quite have
that Frannie�s crunch.
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Is that so?
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Interesting.
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This is Amanda.
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Well, you�re the only
customer to complain.
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That you heard about.
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Ma�am?
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Well, what my wife means is a
lot of the fellas at the club
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feel like ever since
your father passed on--
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Bless his memory.
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Yes. But since he passed
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it feels like
the quality has slipped.
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-The quality has slipped?
-Mmhmm.
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Am I hearing you right,
Big Tim?
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Come again?
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Sabrina Sky.
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Oh, I�m sorry, I thought
you said �Sabrina Sky�,
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like from Kitchen Clash.
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I did.
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Kitchen Clash, the show?
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Like on TV?
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Technically, we�re streaming.
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Anyway, great news.
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Part of being a business owner
is taking customer feedback.
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Hmm.
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Is a huge part of your day
giving customer feedback
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or do you keep most of that
feed for yourself?
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Okay, I... I�m so sorry.
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You know what?
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Our fryer is on
the fritz tonight
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so I�m gonna bring
y�all a new plate
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and I�m gonna throw in
an order of pimento cheese
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on the house, ok?
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-Excuse us.
-Thank you.
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Unhand me, girl.
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She�s lovely.
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-I run Frannie's.
-It�s ok, it�s ok. Come here.
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We�re gonna be famous,
y�all!
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I wonder if
I�ll stay grounded
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or give in to the fame
monster within.
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What is she babbling about?
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...Sabrina Sky?
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Kitchen Clash is coming
to Merinac!
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-They�re coming here?
-Yeah!
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Holy-
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Merinac was
a small town
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where small town
things happened.
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It wasn�t every day Hollywood
came calling.
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And not everyone was ready
for prime time.
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But y�all, what
if we don�t win?
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It�d be embarrassing,
on TV.
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No, no. This show always
makes both sides look good.
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I don�t need their help.
I stay TV ready.
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I don�t know, honey. I--
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Look, if you�re not
comfortable we won�t do it.
262
00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:31,920
And that�s that.
263
00:11:31,920 --> 00:11:34,040
Excuse me?
That is not that.
264
00:11:34,040 --> 00:11:36,040
Read the tea towel,
Frank Jr..
265
00:11:37,670 --> 00:11:38,880
Come on, Mama.
266
00:11:38,880 --> 00:11:40,760
We�re not gonna get
beat by Mimi�s.
267
00:11:40,750 --> 00:11:44,790
It�s a shack, and we�re a full
-service dining institution.
268
00:11:44,790 --> 00:11:46,830
Hey now, I was raised
on Mimi�s.
269
00:11:46,830 --> 00:11:49,000
Frannie�s is different,
you know it.
270
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,960
It could have been
a franchise.
271
00:11:50,960 --> 00:11:52,840
And maybe we still can.
272
00:11:52,830 --> 00:11:54,790
I mean, between the prize money
273
00:11:54,790 --> 00:11:56,790
and all the publicity
we�re gonna get?
274
00:11:56,790 --> 00:11:59,790
This could be huge for us...
and Mimi�s.
275
00:11:59,790 --> 00:12:01,000
And my Etsy store.
276
00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:03,880
This could be huge
for all of Merinac.
277
00:12:03,880 --> 00:12:05,760
But only if you say so.
278
00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:09,750
Come on, Mama.
Do it for daddy.
279
00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,830
Do it for Merinac.
280
00:12:11,830 --> 00:12:12,870
Do it for me.
281
00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:16,080
Oh heck, why not?
282
00:12:17,880 --> 00:12:18,920
Oh my God!
283
00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:21,920
Okay, we gotta get back
to work now.
284
00:12:21,920 --> 00:12:23,250
Okay, I'm on it.
285
00:12:23,250 --> 00:12:25,790
Nancy, you�re gonna be so glad
you said yes.
286
00:12:25,790 --> 00:12:28,920
What�d you Mama say when
you told her about all this?
287
00:12:31,750 --> 00:12:32,960
How about let�s
keep this quiet
288
00:12:32,960 --> 00:12:36,750
until we see how
she responds, ok?
289
00:12:46,830 --> 00:12:48,080
Word travels fast.
290
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:55,080
Mama, Gus...
291
00:12:55,420 --> 00:12:59,880
how would you like the
opportunity to be a TV star?
292
00:13:01,130 --> 00:13:03,130
No, no.
293
00:13:03,130 --> 00:13:05,960
A woman doesn�t like to be
in the background of a photo.
294
00:13:06,880 --> 00:13:07,880
Ok.
295
00:13:11,880 --> 00:13:15,090
Gus, since you couldn�t
be bothered to come
296
00:13:15,080 --> 00:13:17,960
to the christening of your
one and only grandchild,
297
00:13:17,960 --> 00:13:21,960
could you please do me this
one, single, solitary favor,
298
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:24,790
you crusty old goat!
299
00:13:27,380 --> 00:13:29,840
Now, would this kid
of appeal work on her mother?
300
00:13:29,830 --> 00:13:30,910
No.
301
00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:34,000
Amanda knew
this news was a blessing,
302
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,080
but she also knew her mother.
303
00:13:36,080 --> 00:13:39,790
That woman could have an
argument in an empty house.
304
00:13:45,130 --> 00:13:48,090
This box is for donate,
this box is for keep,
305
00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:51,040
and this box is
for trash.
306
00:13:51,040 --> 00:13:53,790
Because, TBH, that�s
what most of this is.
307
00:13:53,790 --> 00:13:54,920
Purge it.
308
00:13:55,170 --> 00:13:57,920
I need your advice
on Kitchen Clash.
309
00:13:57,920 --> 00:13:59,170
Oh no. What is on there?
310
00:13:59,170 --> 00:14:01,000
Nothing.
Weird, perverted stuff.
311
00:14:01,000 --> 00:14:02,080
No! Mama, no!
312
00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:06,920
Throw me that cardigan,
too. Give it to me... trash.
313
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:08,040
Well, this is worse.
314
00:14:08,040 --> 00:14:09,580
Makes me wish
I was never born.
315
00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:12,160
Look, I�m not watching it
for the reason you think I am.
316
00:14:12,170 --> 00:14:15,250
It�s not like I love watching
Aunt Mae be amazin'.
317
00:14:15,250 --> 00:14:17,080
I watch it because I love
the transformations.
318
00:14:17,080 --> 00:14:18,210
Ok, it�s just Mae.
319
00:14:18,210 --> 00:14:20,880
She hasn�t earned
her aunt title.
320
00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,920
Uh, well, she does
send me money on my birthday.
321
00:14:23,170 --> 00:14:25,920
And offered to fly me
to New York.
322
00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:27,170
I could have real pizza.
323
00:14:27,170 --> 00:14:30,000
Not the kind they make
at school with ketchup.
324
00:14:30,000 --> 00:14:32,960
Haven�t you ever heard of
something called �loyalty�?
325
00:14:32,960 --> 00:14:36,080
Have you ever heard of
something called �let it go�?
326
00:14:36,080 --> 00:14:38,210
What do you want?
They�re almost at the reveal.
327
00:14:38,210 --> 00:14:41,000
Ok, I�ve never talked
to my Mama like that.
328
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,920
And look how great
your relationship is.
329
00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:43,750
Fine!
330
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:45,880
Watch what you wanna watch.
331
00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:47,010
I just don�t wanna
know about it.
332
00:14:47,000 --> 00:14:49,960
You should write
a parentin' book.
333
00:14:52,920 --> 00:14:57,130
Once upon a time you were
sweet and little,
334
00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,260
and you used to follow
me around
335
00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:00,960
asking me to do drawings
with you.
336
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,130
Well, sorry I aged.
337
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:09,210
What�d you want to ask
about Kitchen Clash?
338
00:15:10,170 --> 00:15:12,050
I have to get Gus on board.
339
00:15:12,040 --> 00:15:13,170
Grandma Gus?
340
00:15:13,170 --> 00:15:14,250
It�s just Gus!
341
00:15:14,250 --> 00:15:16,000
And never mind.
342
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,040
I�ll figure it out myself.
343
00:15:17,040 --> 00:15:18,040
Come on!
344
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,920
Get your shoes off the bed.
345
00:15:28,000 --> 00:15:29,330
Tragic. Horror show.
346
00:15:29,330 --> 00:15:31,160
I can�t help you when
you can�t be helped.
347
00:15:53,210 --> 00:15:55,250
Hello?
348
00:15:55,630 --> 00:15:59,010
Come on in.
We�re just about to open.
349
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,130
Can�t.
350
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,010
I�m banned.
351
00:16:07,000 --> 00:16:08,210
Oh.
352
00:16:08,210 --> 00:16:10,210
You must be Amanda.
353
00:16:10,210 --> 00:16:13,000
I must be.
And you are?
354
00:16:13,250 --> 00:16:16,170
Sergio.
I�m the new cook.
355
00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:18,380
Nice try.
356
00:16:18,380 --> 00:16:21,130
My mom has never let
a man in her kitchen.
357
00:16:21,130 --> 00:16:23,090
There�s a first time
for everything.
358
00:16:23,080 --> 00:16:25,160
I know your mom liked
to do it all herself,
359
00:16:25,170 --> 00:16:28,090
now she does it all while
watching over my shoulder.
360
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:31,040
My restaurant,
my management style.
361
00:16:31,040 --> 00:16:32,290
So what do you want?
362
00:16:32,290 --> 00:16:34,210
I know you�re not here
to welcome the new guy.
363
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:36,130
Come over for the best fried
chicken in town?
364
00:16:36,130 --> 00:16:39,210
Oh no, she doesn�t touch
the stuff.
365
00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:41,170
She�s a vegetarian.
366
00:16:41,170 --> 00:16:44,090
Loves chickens too much
to eat �em.
367
00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,330
She�d rather just draw �em.
368
00:16:48,210 --> 00:16:51,040
Well, you gonna waste
my last moment of peace
369
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,250
before the lunch rush?
370
00:16:52,250 --> 00:16:54,080
Right. So...
371
00:16:54,080 --> 00:16:57,290
Have you ever heard of
�Ultimate Kitchen Clash�?
372
00:16:57,500 --> 00:17:00,290
I�m old, Amanda.
I don�t live under a rock.
373
00:17:00,290 --> 00:17:03,210
Ok, well, they wanna
come to Merinac
374
00:17:03,460 --> 00:17:06,250
to do a show about Frannie�s
and Mimi�s.
375
00:17:08,250 --> 00:17:10,170
If I wanted to be an actress
376
00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:13,380
I would dye my hair blonde
and start eating caesar salads.
377
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:14,710
What?
378
00:17:14,710 --> 00:17:17,330
That�s not-- a lot of people
eat caesar salads.
379
00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:18,870
That�s not a glamorous food.
380
00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:22,210
What I�m saying is I don�t care
about being on a TV show.
381
00:17:22,210 --> 00:17:25,210
Ok, do you care about
winning $100,000?
382
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,250
Oh!
383
00:17:26,250 --> 00:17:28,210
I mean, the odds are
in your favor.
384
00:17:28,210 --> 00:17:30,250
Because Mimi�s would be
the underdog.
385
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,290
What do you mean,
"the underdog"?
386
00:17:32,290 --> 00:17:34,080
Well, I just meant
'cause, you know,
387
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,620
Mimi�s is more down home.
388
00:17:35,630 --> 00:17:39,130
Oh, oh. Because we don�t
have frozen mozzarella sticks
389
00:17:39,130 --> 00:17:42,090
or glassware that�s actually
made out of glass.
390
00:17:42,080 --> 00:17:43,290
We are, what? White trash?
391
00:17:43,290 --> 00:17:45,120
You know, forget it.
392
00:17:45,130 --> 00:17:47,010
I don�t even know why I try.
393
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:52,290
You know, this was supposed to
be a good thing for all of us.
394
00:17:52,540 --> 00:17:56,040
Can you just be agreeable
for once in your life?
395
00:17:57,080 --> 00:17:58,290
And can't you just...
396
00:18:00,130 --> 00:18:03,260
just let me think about it
for one godforsaken second?
397
00:18:09,330 --> 00:18:12,120
I would-- I would need
my daughter by my side.
398
00:18:12,330 --> 00:18:14,290
So you'll have to call Mae.
399
00:18:14,500 --> 00:18:17,130
Well, Nancy's got you
and dipstick.
400
00:18:17,580 --> 00:18:23,080
So alright, I'll do it, but...
not without Mae.
401
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:27,420
Now, to Amanda,
her sister Mae was a--
402
00:18:27,420 --> 00:18:29,170
Nightmare!
403
00:18:29,170 --> 00:18:31,170
No! No!
404
00:18:31,580 --> 00:18:34,250
Mae tells it like
it is.
405
00:18:34,250 --> 00:18:37,210
This closet is a cry for help.
406
00:18:37,210 --> 00:18:40,210
While Lolly gets to
the root of the problem.
407
00:18:40,210 --> 00:18:42,250
So the boots represent
your youth.
408
00:18:42,250 --> 00:18:43,710
Exactly.
409
00:18:43,710 --> 00:18:46,460
Or maybe we can remember
that the best is yet to come.
410
00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:47,460
Yeah.
411
00:18:47,750 --> 00:18:50,250
�Cause it can�t get
any worse than this.
412
00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:54,210
Together, they'll
get your place...
413
00:18:54,710 --> 00:18:56,170
Sparkling.
414
00:18:58,380 --> 00:19:01,210
Sparkling.
New episodes Wednesdays.
415
00:19:02,290 --> 00:19:04,170
Babe, that looks great.
416
00:19:04,170 --> 00:19:05,590
I know.
417
00:19:05,580 --> 00:19:07,290
The word on the street is
we�re gonna get a pick-up
418
00:19:07,290 --> 00:19:10,210
and if we do we�re gonna roll
right into shooting season 2!
419
00:19:13,460 --> 00:19:15,000
This is the part where
you say
420
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:19,380
�wow, that is incredible.
What an amazing fianc� I have.�
421
00:19:19,380 --> 00:19:22,300
So I�m supposed to pretend
to be happy about this?
422
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:24,790
Yes?
423
00:19:24,790 --> 00:19:26,460
Mae, we talked specifically
about taking time off to travel
424
00:19:26,460 --> 00:19:28,000
before the wedding.
425
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,250
Ok, and now we�re talking
about an amazing opportunity
426
00:19:31,250 --> 00:19:32,630
that might not happen again.
427
00:19:32,630 --> 00:19:35,260
Ok, but what about us
having adventures together,
428
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:37,330
just the two of us,
before we start having kids?
429
00:19:37,330 --> 00:19:38,370
That way we�ll be ready.
430
00:19:38,380 --> 00:19:40,210
See, that�s how we�re different,
431
00:19:40,210 --> 00:19:41,540
because what would make
me feel more ready
432
00:19:41,540 --> 00:19:43,500
is to be more established
in my career.
433
00:19:46,420 --> 00:19:48,170
-Let me get that.
-I got it.
434
00:19:48,170 --> 00:19:50,300
Look, I get that
you�re disappointed.
435
00:19:50,290 --> 00:19:53,210
I was already planning
out route, pricing RV�s.
436
00:19:53,210 --> 00:19:54,630
Well, there will be
another opportunity--
437
00:19:54,630 --> 00:19:57,420
No, there won�t 'cause
this�ll just happen again.
438
00:19:57,670 --> 00:20:00,210
You were never gonna do it,
were you?
439
00:20:00,540 --> 00:20:02,500
And now you�ve got
the perfect excuse.
440
00:20:02,750 --> 00:20:04,540
That�s not true.
441
00:20:04,540 --> 00:20:06,420
It sorta was.
442
00:20:06,420 --> 00:20:07,500
Come on.
443
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:10,580
I wanna go on an adventure
with you.
444
00:20:12,420 --> 00:20:14,290
I wanna see where
you came from.
445
00:20:14,500 --> 00:20:16,330
Wouldn�t that be cool?
446
00:20:16,330 --> 00:20:19,160
Actually, for
Mae that would not be cool.
447
00:20:19,540 --> 00:20:22,370
In fact, much of what
Jay knew about Mae�s past
448
00:20:22,380 --> 00:20:26,510
was at best vague, at worst
a downright lie.
449
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:30,420
She had told Jay that to work
her way through college she--
450
00:20:30,420 --> 00:20:31,590
Was on Broadway.
451
00:20:31,580 --> 00:20:33,330
Wow.
452
00:20:33,330 --> 00:20:34,460
What was that like?
453
00:20:36,380 --> 00:20:39,300
Mae had been
on Broadway, the street.
454
00:20:39,290 --> 00:20:42,330
The location of the tackiest
restaurant in all of America.
455
00:20:42,330 --> 00:20:44,500
Welcome to Donkey�s,
home of the thick shake.
456
00:20:44,500 --> 00:20:46,290
What can I getcha?
457
00:20:52,670 --> 00:20:55,290
Not as glamorous as
you would think.
458
00:20:55,290 --> 00:20:57,500
By the time she fell
in love with Jay,
459
00:20:57,500 --> 00:20:58,670
real love,
460
00:20:58,670 --> 00:21:00,670
it felt too late to tell him
the truth
461
00:21:00,670 --> 00:21:04,420
about her humble and
embarrassing beginnings.
462
00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:06,340
Come on, Jay.
463
00:21:06,330 --> 00:21:07,580
Do you even really
wanna do this?
464
00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:09,500
You had two nannies.
465
00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:12,330
Do you actually think you
could sleep in a vehicle?
466
00:21:15,380 --> 00:21:16,420
I�m going to bed.
467
00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:23,250
Come on, you have to admit
this is a great opportunity!
468
00:21:23,250 --> 00:21:24,420
Congrats!
469
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,380
Now, it might
have seemed easy
470
00:21:27,380 --> 00:21:30,510
for her to just fess up, but
who had time to come clean
471
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:32,420
when there�s so much
actual cleaning to do?
472
00:21:34,420 --> 00:21:35,590
Oh.
473
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:39,330
Rinse. Rinse.
474
00:22:33,710 --> 00:22:37,710
I don�t think that�s
right for me,
475
00:22:37,710 --> 00:22:40,670
but best of luck!
476
00:22:40,920 --> 00:22:44,670
Chicken emoji,
star emoji, TV emoji.
477
00:22:44,670 --> 00:22:45,670
Send.
478
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:59,380
As a nurse, you do so
much to serve others.
479
00:22:59,500 --> 00:23:02,670
Now it�s your turn
to let us serve you.
480
00:23:02,670 --> 00:23:05,420
Here�s a diagnosis.
It�s a sty.
481
00:23:05,420 --> 00:23:06,630
But with our
Sparkling treatment
482
00:23:06,630 --> 00:23:07,760
we could have this place
483
00:23:07,750 --> 00:23:09,710
turned into a healthy home
in no time.
484
00:23:09,710 --> 00:23:11,790
We�ll start by dividing
the house into zones.
485
00:23:14,460 --> 00:23:15,540
Did that blow the take?
486
00:23:16,630 --> 00:23:17,630
I�m sorry.
487
00:23:17,630 --> 00:23:19,670
I'm so sorry.
488
00:23:20,710 --> 00:23:23,750
Um, I... I have to take this.
489
00:23:23,750 --> 00:23:25,130
Sorry.
490
00:23:25,130 --> 00:23:27,420
No problem, I need to
connect with my fans, anyway.
491
00:23:27,420 --> 00:23:28,550
Part of the job.
492
00:23:28,880 --> 00:23:32,550
What�s up, Lollygaggers?
It�s ya girl here live.
493
00:23:32,540 --> 00:23:35,460
I�ve got a little bit of
time so ask me anything.
494
00:23:35,460 --> 00:23:37,380
Oh, hey girls!
495
00:23:37,380 --> 00:23:38,590
You have your answer,
496
00:23:38,580 --> 00:23:40,410
and I thought I was really
polite about it.
497
00:23:40,420 --> 00:23:41,800
Oh yeah, your emoji string
498
00:23:41,790 --> 00:23:44,500
should be studied
by Emily Post.
499
00:23:44,500 --> 00:23:46,670
Okay. Have you heard
of boundaries, Amanda?
500
00:23:46,670 --> 00:23:48,460
Because this is me
enforcing them.
501
00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:49,710
Ok, wow.
502
00:23:49,710 --> 00:23:51,580
Well, somebody�s insurance
covers therapy.
503
00:23:51,580 --> 00:23:52,660
Come on!
504
00:23:52,670 --> 00:23:54,800
I am not enabling
your situation.
505
00:23:54,790 --> 00:23:56,040
My situation?
506
00:23:56,040 --> 00:23:58,710
You mean the business
I run with my family?
507
00:23:59,040 --> 00:24:01,420
Your husband�s family?
508
00:24:02,460 --> 00:24:04,790
Ok, now you sound like Mama.
509
00:24:04,790 --> 00:24:07,750
This is tough love, Amanda.
Okay, listen to me.
510
00:24:07,750 --> 00:24:09,580
The second that you�re
ready to leave Merinac
511
00:24:09,580 --> 00:24:11,660
and start your real life
I�ll be there to help you,
512
00:24:11,670 --> 00:24:13,590
but I am not wasting
513
00:24:13,580 --> 00:24:14,750
one more second of my time
in that place.
514
00:24:14,750 --> 00:24:16,710
Come on, think of Mama.
515
00:24:16,920 --> 00:24:18,710
This would help her.
516
00:24:18,710 --> 00:24:21,790
This would not help Mama,
this would destroy her.
517
00:24:21,790 --> 00:24:22,870
And I think you know that.
518
00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:26,760
Mama on TV?
Mama�s house on TV?
519
00:24:26,750 --> 00:24:28,790
Why do you really want this,
Amanda?
520
00:24:28,790 --> 00:24:30,670
I mean, I know about
the money,
521
00:24:30,670 --> 00:24:32,710
but, like, why? Really?
522
00:24:33,080 --> 00:24:34,500
Amanda had
told herself
523
00:24:34,500 --> 00:24:37,750
it was to help both
her families, to help the town,
524
00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:40,670
but she also hoped that
maybe if someone
525
00:24:40,670 --> 00:24:42,750
from outside all this
mess came in
526
00:24:43,080 --> 00:24:47,580
they would see her,
her isolation.
527
00:24:47,580 --> 00:24:48,620
And they'd help.
528
00:24:48,630 --> 00:24:50,510
But instead of telling
Mae that...
529
00:24:50,500 --> 00:24:51,750
You know what?
530
00:24:51,750 --> 00:24:54,790
It must be nice to think
$100,000 is no big deal,
531
00:24:54,790 --> 00:24:56,710
Miss New York City.
532
00:24:56,710 --> 00:24:59,630
I�m a leftie so scissors
were really hard.
533
00:24:59,880 --> 00:25:02,510
Anyway, I guess that�s
my core trauma.
534
00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:05,750
You know what this
is really about?
535
00:25:05,750 --> 00:25:08,540
You�re ashamed of where
you come from.
536
00:25:08,540 --> 00:25:09,870
Yep, that�s part of it.
537
00:25:09,880 --> 00:25:11,880
I thought that would have
packed more punch.
538
00:25:11,880 --> 00:25:14,800
I�m sorry, should I not be
ashamed of being from Merinac?
539
00:25:14,790 --> 00:25:16,210
News flash, Amanda.
540
00:25:16,210 --> 00:25:18,750
Being from some pathetic podunk
town is embarrassing!
541
00:25:18,750 --> 00:25:20,080
Fine.
542
00:25:20,080 --> 00:25:21,910
I didn�t expect you
to actually want to help.
543
00:25:21,920 --> 00:25:24,500
Well fine, then I guess
you�re not disappointed.
544
00:25:41,630 --> 00:25:43,760
Well, I can�t let you
inside this time
545
00:25:43,750 --> 00:25:46,540
now that we are officially
at war.
546
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,710
Where�s Gus?
Is she coming back soon?
547
00:25:49,710 --> 00:25:50,840
It�s pie night.
548
00:25:50,830 --> 00:25:52,870
She bakes in a commercial
kitchen now.
549
00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:54,630
Oh, she does?
550
00:25:54,880 --> 00:25:55,880
That�s new.
551
00:25:55,880 --> 00:25:57,840
Oh, was that a secret?
552
00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,540
Are... are you spying
for Frannie�s?
553
00:26:00,540 --> 00:26:01,540
No.
554
00:26:01,540 --> 00:26:02,620
-I swear it.
-No.
555
00:26:03,540 --> 00:26:04,790
Mae said no.
556
00:26:04,790 --> 00:26:07,670
So I was just coming by
to see
557
00:26:07,670 --> 00:26:10,840
if maybe that wasn�t
a deal-breaker?
558
00:26:11,750 --> 00:26:12,750
Eh...
559
00:26:13,920 --> 00:26:15,550
Yeah.
560
00:26:16,750 --> 00:26:20,540
Well, it was fun
while it lasted.
561
00:26:23,580 --> 00:26:25,620
Hey, wait. Wait!
562
00:26:25,630 --> 00:26:28,800
Maybe we could figure it out
if we put our heads together.
563
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:31,670
Wanna come in?
564
00:26:33,250 --> 00:26:37,750
I do but, you know,
it�s not allowed.
565
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:39,790
I won�t tell anyone.
566
00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,920
It can be our secret.
567
00:26:44,630 --> 00:26:45,760
Uh...
568
00:26:48,920 --> 00:26:50,840
Alright.
569
00:26:58,670 --> 00:27:00,920
Excuse me. Sorry.
570
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:10,710
Ok then, alright.
571
00:27:10,710 --> 00:27:11,710
-Oh, Shawna.
-Mm.
572
00:27:11,710 --> 00:27:13,880
Thank goodness.
What do you think?
573
00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:16,630
Do these tea towels
look a little raggedy?
574
00:27:16,880 --> 00:27:17,960
The tea towels?
575
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:19,920
What am I saying?
Of course they do.
576
00:27:20,130 --> 00:27:21,420
Look at this one.
577
00:27:21,420 --> 00:27:24,000
It looks like a pitbull
used it for a plaything.
578
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,830
I gotta get some
new ones
579
00:27:25,830 --> 00:27:27,830
before that TV crew
gets here.
580
00:27:27,830 --> 00:27:30,620
Ok, Nancy. Nancy?
Bless your little heart.
581
00:27:30,630 --> 00:27:32,670
I�m gonna tell you something
�cause no one else will.
582
00:27:32,670 --> 00:27:33,960
This is pitiful.
583
00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:36,040
The TV people don�t care
about tea towels,
584
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:39,870
they care about people
looking good and doing bad.
585
00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:41,960
-Oh my.
-Mmhmm.
586
00:27:42,080 --> 00:27:44,620
Well, I don�t...
I don�t know.
587
00:27:44,630 --> 00:27:46,840
I think I�ll just stay in a
behind-the-scenes capacity
588
00:27:46,830 --> 00:27:49,040
and let the young ones
take center stage.
589
00:27:49,040 --> 00:27:51,040
Nancy, the only tea towel
you need to worry about
590
00:27:51,040 --> 00:27:52,750
is that one right there.
591
00:27:53,000 --> 00:27:55,750
Ma�am, when was the last
time you were with a man?
592
00:27:55,750 --> 00:27:57,000
Oh Shawna, you�re fresh.
593
00:27:57,000 --> 00:27:58,210
I�m just sayin�.
594
00:27:58,210 --> 00:28:01,960
You are a gorgeous, vibrant,
single woman.
595
00:28:02,880 --> 00:28:04,010
Act like it.
596
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:08,000
You are about to be on TV.
597
00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:09,920
Stop worrying about
those rags
598
00:28:09,920 --> 00:28:11,840
and let�s worry about
these ones.
599
00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:14,660
Here, let me help.
600
00:28:16,670 --> 00:28:17,670
Yep.
601
00:28:18,830 --> 00:28:19,870
Huh.
602
00:28:20,710 --> 00:28:21,750
Oh.
603
00:28:22,080 --> 00:28:24,830
They do sort of flatter,
don�t they?
604
00:28:24,830 --> 00:28:26,750
Hell yeah, they do.
605
00:28:26,750 --> 00:28:29,710
Now that is a woman who�s
about to win some money.
606
00:28:30,290 --> 00:28:34,080
It�s just such a good
opportunity for everyone,
607
00:28:34,080 --> 00:28:36,830
and now it�s just gonna slip
through our fingers.
608
00:28:36,830 --> 00:28:39,000
So you�re really surprised
there�s a lot of drama
609
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,130
between your families
when the show was interested
610
00:28:41,130 --> 00:28:44,710
because there�s a lot of drama
between your families?
611
00:28:44,710 --> 00:28:46,880
I was just trying
to help the town.
612
00:28:46,880 --> 00:28:48,840
Help it have more drama.
613
00:28:48,830 --> 00:28:50,710
No, I'm just... I...
614
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:52,920
I'm not like that.
615
00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,800
I live a boring,
very boring life.
616
00:28:56,790 --> 00:28:58,000
You have no idea.
617
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,920
I mean, it's fine.
618
00:29:00,830 --> 00:29:02,000
I love my family.
619
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,750
So you think mom would
do it without Mae?
620
00:29:07,130 --> 00:29:08,840
I know she could use
the cash
621
00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:12,000
and if Mimi�s wins
she�d get a lot of it.
622
00:29:12,920 --> 00:29:13,960
Right.
623
00:29:13,960 --> 00:29:15,840
If.
624
00:29:15,830 --> 00:29:19,870
Look, if Kitchen Clash coming
is more about the publicity
625
00:29:19,880 --> 00:29:22,010
than the money for Frannie�s,
626
00:29:22,000 --> 00:29:24,830
then why not guarantee
Gus money?
627
00:29:24,830 --> 00:29:26,910
I don�t know, to her that
either way Frannie�s and Mimi�s
628
00:29:26,920 --> 00:29:28,090
could split the winnings.
629
00:29:28,080 --> 00:29:31,870
So even if she loses,
she still wins.
630
00:29:32,170 --> 00:29:34,960
Not an entirely bad idea.
631
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,000
I know.
632
00:29:36,000 --> 00:29:38,000
I�m full of not entirely
bad ideas.
633
00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,500
I like it.
634
00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:44,920
I just need to talk to my,
um... the guy who, uh... um...
635
00:29:46,880 --> 00:29:48,960
The guy. The um...
636
00:29:48,960 --> 00:29:50,790
Your husband?
637
00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:51,870
Yes.
638
00:29:54,080 --> 00:29:57,870
I�m sorry,
I haven�t eaten today.
639
00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:00,920
I have something for you.
640
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:10,040
Don�t be nervous,
it�s vegetarian.
641
00:30:10,040 --> 00:30:11,120
Okay.
642
00:30:11,130 --> 00:30:13,050
It�s a hush puppy.
643
00:30:21,080 --> 00:30:22,910
-Tasty, right?
-Oh, my God.
644
00:30:22,920 --> 00:30:24,960
Don�t you think your mom
should put it on the menu?
645
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:27,670
It�s so good.
646
00:30:27,670 --> 00:30:30,090
I mean, that�s the kind of
thing you get a hankering for
647
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,870
in the middle of the night.
648
00:30:32,880 --> 00:30:34,960
Well, I�m always up.
649
00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:42,000
So good. Ok.
650
00:30:42,000 --> 00:30:43,960
-Bye.
-Bye.
651
00:31:22,880 --> 00:31:24,090
Now, like I said,
652
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,000
Hollywood didn�t come
knocking down
653
00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,920
Merinac�s door every day,
654
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:30,000
but when it did,
it didn�t take long
655
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:32,960
for Mrs. Nancy Hillier
to take to the idea.
656
00:31:33,330 --> 00:31:38,870
Blue bird singing
a song,
657
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,260
nothing but blue birds
658
00:31:41,250 --> 00:31:45,080
all day long,
659
00:31:45,080 --> 00:31:48,040
never saw the sun
shining bright,
660
00:31:48,040 --> 00:31:50,960
never saw the things go...
661
00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:55,250
She�s getting a little big
for her britches
662
00:31:55,250 --> 00:31:56,920
if you ask me.
663
00:31:57,330 --> 00:32:01,120
Ms. Nancy, don�t you look
ready for your close-up.
664
00:32:02,500 --> 00:32:05,290
Kenneth, does your aunt
still have those trunk shows?
665
00:32:05,460 --> 00:32:07,960
�Cause I need some
new clothes.
666
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,000
Glamorous ones.
667
00:32:11,210 --> 00:32:12,340
Right.
668
00:32:12,330 --> 00:32:14,080
Are you out of your mind?
669
00:32:14,080 --> 00:32:15,210
Split the money?
670
00:32:15,210 --> 00:32:17,920
That�s giving away $50,000.
671
00:32:17,920 --> 00:32:22,090
Or it�s guaranteeing us $50,000
even if we lose.
672
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:25,210
Like Mimi�s can beat us.
We�re not gonna lose, Amanda.
673
00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:27,000
Hon, if Gus finds out
Mae�s not coming
674
00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:28,170
she�s gonna call
the whole thing off
675
00:32:28,170 --> 00:32:30,090
before I can even offer
her this deal.
676
00:32:30,080 --> 00:32:32,210
Why you gotta go and ruin
this good thing, hmm?
677
00:32:32,210 --> 00:32:33,090
-Me?
-Yeah.
678
00:32:33,080 --> 00:32:33,540
How am I--
679
00:32:34,750 --> 00:32:38,250
Look, the way I see it we can
either water the problem tree
680
00:32:38,250 --> 00:32:40,040
or the solution tree.
681
00:32:40,040 --> 00:32:42,210
Oh, well I know who
the problem tree is.
682
00:32:42,210 --> 00:32:43,380
It�s your mother.
683
00:32:43,380 --> 00:32:45,960
Can we please leave
Gus out of it?
684
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:48,040
Who�s side are you
on these days?
685
00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,170
Ok, so no to splitting it?
That�s what you�re saying?
686
00:32:50,170 --> 00:32:51,300
Hell yeah. No.
687
00:32:51,290 --> 00:32:52,580
Fine.
688
00:32:52,580 --> 00:32:54,120
I guess I�m just gonna
have to tell everybody
689
00:32:54,130 --> 00:32:55,260
that the whole thing�s off.
690
00:32:55,250 --> 00:32:56,960
I guess you will.
691
00:33:04,290 --> 00:33:07,040
I�ve heard the rumors.
Season 2?
692
00:33:07,040 --> 00:33:09,290
Yes, but we�re gonna
have to let you go.
693
00:33:09,290 --> 00:33:10,290
What?
694
00:33:10,540 --> 00:33:13,080
C... can I ask why?
695
00:33:13,080 --> 00:33:15,210
Your constant disparaging
of "stuff"
696
00:33:15,210 --> 00:33:17,130
is a turn-off to advertisers.
697
00:33:17,130 --> 00:33:20,010
Who, you know, sell stuff.
698
00:33:20,000 --> 00:33:24,290
But getting rid of stuff is
the whole spirit of Sparkling.
699
00:33:24,290 --> 00:33:25,620
Back me up.
700
00:33:25,630 --> 00:33:29,260
See, Lolly doesn�t do that.
People like Lolly.
701
00:33:29,250 --> 00:33:32,000
She�s someone you wanna
go shopping with.
702
00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:33,960
Any time!
703
00:33:34,380 --> 00:33:36,260
But I am shocked, too.
704
00:33:36,250 --> 00:33:38,210
Viewers find you elitist.
705
00:33:38,210 --> 00:33:40,340
Elitist? Why?
706
00:33:43,040 --> 00:33:46,080
I�m a lefty so scissors
were really hard.
707
00:33:46,250 --> 00:33:48,250
Anyway, I guess that�s
my core trauma.
708
00:33:50,170 --> 00:33:54,300
Oh my God, you too?
Oh. Oh, the lefty--
709
00:33:54,290 --> 00:33:56,000
Yeah, that's part of it.
710
00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,420
News flash, Amanda.
711
00:33:57,420 --> 00:34:00,170
being from some pathetic
podunk town is embarrassing!!!
712
00:34:02,290 --> 00:34:06,040
You can see how that might
alienate our rural viewers.
713
00:34:06,330 --> 00:34:10,250
Wait, I�m talking about me!
I�m from a podunk--
714
00:34:10,250 --> 00:34:13,420
I mean, a small town
in the south.
715
00:34:13,420 --> 00:34:15,040
You�re from the south?
716
00:34:15,040 --> 00:34:16,170
-Yes.
-You?
717
00:34:16,170 --> 00:34:17,210
Yes.
718
00:34:17,210 --> 00:34:19,090
Like, the southern
United States?
719
00:34:19,080 --> 00:34:20,500
Yes, what is so confusing
about that?
720
00:34:20,500 --> 00:34:23,330
I thought southerners were
supposed to be more polite.
721
00:34:23,330 --> 00:34:26,120
I�m polite,
what�s wrong with you?
722
00:34:27,460 --> 00:34:31,130
I might tell it like it is,
which is a southern trait,
723
00:34:31,130 --> 00:34:34,340
but it�s a good balance
to Lolly�s love and light crap.
724
00:34:34,330 --> 00:34:35,250
No offense.
725
00:34:35,250 --> 00:34:36,210
Love and light.
726
00:34:36,210 --> 00:34:37,460
Please don�t fire me.
727
00:34:37,460 --> 00:34:40,040
Don�t think of this
as being fired,
728
00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:42,420
think of it as your contract
not being renewed.
729
00:34:42,420 --> 00:34:43,550
It�s for the best.
730
00:34:43,540 --> 00:34:46,330
Take some time.
It�s time to take time.
731
00:34:46,330 --> 00:34:49,290
No, I don't need time.
I need my job.
732
00:34:49,290 --> 00:34:52,290
I need... my...
733
00:34:59,130 --> 00:35:01,340
This wasn�t
Mae�s first panic attack rodeo.
734
00:35:04,080 --> 00:35:07,120
Her childhood wasn�t
exactly relaxing.
735
00:35:07,130 --> 00:35:10,210
You see, Gus had
a hoarding problem,
736
00:35:10,210 --> 00:35:12,130
and as soon as Mae could,
737
00:35:12,130 --> 00:35:14,460
she knew she had to get away
from all that mess.
738
00:35:14,460 --> 00:35:16,290
Mae, don�t go!
739
00:35:16,290 --> 00:35:17,330
Come with me.
740
00:35:17,330 --> 00:35:19,120
But what about Frank Jr.?
Please.
741
00:35:19,130 --> 00:35:20,260
I have to go.
742
00:35:21,170 --> 00:35:22,250
My keys?
743
00:35:23,290 --> 00:35:24,330
My keys?
744
00:35:25,290 --> 00:35:26,290
How am I gonna--
745
00:35:26,290 --> 00:35:28,210
-Hey.
-Where are my--
746
00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:30,420
Hey. Hey. It�s ok.
It's ok.
747
00:35:31,460 --> 00:35:33,290
Hey. Breathe.
748
00:35:34,540 --> 00:35:36,290
Breathe.
749
00:35:39,170 --> 00:35:40,210
Breathe.
750
00:35:46,420 --> 00:35:48,340
We�re gonna give you
something new today.
751
00:35:48,330 --> 00:35:50,210
You know, try new things.
752
00:35:50,330 --> 00:35:53,290
There�s a VIP in this line,
move to the front.
753
00:35:53,290 --> 00:35:55,210
No, Patrick, I�m fine.
754
00:35:55,210 --> 00:35:56,460
You�re not fine.
755
00:35:56,460 --> 00:35:57,920
Yes, yes.
756
00:35:57,920 --> 00:36:01,500
You are single-handedly saving
Merinac�s Main Street.
757
00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:03,380
No, no, no...
I'm, I'm, I'm...
758
00:36:04,330 --> 00:36:06,120
-Sorry.
-On the house.
759
00:36:06,130 --> 00:36:09,170
Kenneth, I appreciate this,
I really do.
760
00:36:09,330 --> 00:36:10,370
But I should pay.
761
00:36:10,380 --> 00:36:12,510
Oh, come on.
You�re like family.
762
00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:14,330
Kitchen Clash isn�t coming.
763
00:36:14,460 --> 00:36:15,460
That will be $3.75.
764
00:36:15,460 --> 00:36:17,500
Wait. Kitchen Clash is off?
765
00:36:18,420 --> 00:36:19,590
Yeah.
766
00:36:19,580 --> 00:36:21,370
Then who are they?
767
00:36:29,500 --> 00:36:31,170
What on earth?
768
00:36:34,330 --> 00:36:35,330
Wow.
769
00:36:36,330 --> 00:36:39,250
This place is quaint as hell.
770
00:36:40,500 --> 00:36:42,330
I feel like I�m in Russia.
771
00:36:42,330 --> 00:36:44,250
Oh honey, you say that
about everything
772
00:36:44,250 --> 00:36:45,460
outside the boroughs.
773
00:36:45,460 --> 00:36:47,500
Oh, Gordo, run some B roll
on that bird bath.
774
00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:48,500
On it.
775
00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:51,620
Are you kidding me
with this place?
776
00:36:54,380 --> 00:36:55,420
You�re early.
777
00:36:55,750 --> 00:36:59,380
You must be Amanda.
Sabrina Sky.
778
00:36:59,380 --> 00:37:00,590
Pleasure to meet a fan.
779
00:37:00,580 --> 00:37:02,370
We weren�t expecting you
�til next week.
780
00:37:02,380 --> 00:37:05,260
Ok. Usually it�s a pleasure.
781
00:37:05,250 --> 00:37:07,210
We called.
I spoke to the owner.
782
00:37:07,210 --> 00:37:08,210
The owner?
783
00:37:08,210 --> 00:37:11,290
Yeah. Uh, that guy.
784
00:37:14,420 --> 00:37:16,550
What the heck�s going on,
Frank Jr.?
785
00:37:16,540 --> 00:37:18,330
You said you told her.
786
00:37:18,330 --> 00:37:19,410
Now, don�t pitch a hissy,
787
00:37:19,420 --> 00:37:20,550
but your man took care
of business.
788
00:37:20,540 --> 00:37:22,040
What did you do?
789
00:37:22,040 --> 00:37:25,370
Now, your plan was giving
your mother half our winnings,
790
00:37:25,380 --> 00:37:27,420
so I took matters
into my own hands.
791
00:37:27,710 --> 00:37:29,540
She�s gonna have a hard
time saying no
792
00:37:29,540 --> 00:37:31,000
to the cameras already rolling.
793
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:34,290
She�s gonna be humiliated.
Did you think about that?
794
00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:36,590
She�s not prepared,
she has no help,
795
00:37:36,580 --> 00:37:38,290
and Mae�s not here.
796
00:37:38,290 --> 00:37:39,540
Land�s end, Amanda.
797
00:37:39,540 --> 00:37:41,620
Are you gonna stand here
and nag at me all day
798
00:37:41,630 --> 00:37:43,550
or are you gonna help me
promote our business
799
00:37:43,540 --> 00:37:46,250
so we can become a franchise?
800
00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:50,380
You want a baby now,
don�t you?
801
00:37:55,290 --> 00:37:58,290
What do you think?
That�s my mama.
802
00:37:58,290 --> 00:38:00,370
Family is family, right?
803
00:38:01,540 --> 00:38:03,580
Some family is family.
804
00:38:03,880 --> 00:38:06,630
I don�t like the way
that woman ices you out.
805
00:38:06,630 --> 00:38:08,590
It dills my darn pickle!
806
00:38:08,750 --> 00:38:12,290
You�re always worried about
your good-for-nothing mom
807
00:38:12,290 --> 00:38:14,540
and your spotlight
stealin' sister.
808
00:38:14,540 --> 00:38:16,460
This is your moment.
809
00:38:17,380 --> 00:38:18,460
Take it.
810
00:38:19,540 --> 00:38:20,580
Well...
811
00:38:24,250 --> 00:38:25,630
-Hey, Mama Nancy?
-Mmhmm?
812
00:38:26,540 --> 00:38:28,290
Is that a push-up bra?
813
00:38:28,540 --> 00:38:29,500
Maybe.
814
00:38:29,710 --> 00:38:32,580
I�m a single, vibrant woman,
you know?
815
00:38:37,670 --> 00:38:39,290
Gus?
816
00:38:39,540 --> 00:38:40,540
Gus?
817
00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,290
Close the door!
818
00:38:44,750 --> 00:38:46,580
Ok, we�ll be here
for two weeks,
819
00:38:46,580 --> 00:38:49,500
at the end of which
we�ll have a final taste test.
820
00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:52,460
Amanda looked around
and realized all this,
821
00:38:53,380 --> 00:38:54,630
it was because of her.
822
00:38:54,790 --> 00:38:56,580
She had done something.
823
00:38:56,580 --> 00:38:58,750
Something that would
change everything.
824
00:38:58,750 --> 00:39:01,670
She felt powerful.
She felt in control.
825
00:39:03,580 --> 00:39:04,710
What the--
826
00:39:04,710 --> 00:39:06,380
Hi!
827
00:39:06,710 --> 00:39:08,420
I�m home!
828
00:39:08,420 --> 00:39:10,420
She felt pissed.
829
00:39:15,380 --> 00:39:16,420
Hi!
830
00:39:16,420 --> 00:39:17,710
I thought the answer
was no.
831
00:39:17,710 --> 00:39:19,670
And I bet
y�all did, too.
832
00:39:21,580 --> 00:39:24,410
Remember I told you Mae
was prone to panicking?
833
00:39:28,380 --> 00:39:29,460
Mae?
834
00:39:31,380 --> 00:39:33,010
Ok?
835
00:39:33,000 --> 00:39:34,630
Well, because of
that she knew how to pivot.
836
00:39:39,540 --> 00:39:40,580
Thank you for the opportunity.
837
00:39:42,830 --> 00:39:44,620
I have to take this.
838
00:39:49,580 --> 00:39:50,660
Love and Light.
839
00:39:50,670 --> 00:39:51,710
Back atcha.
840
00:39:52,710 --> 00:39:55,710
Hey. I was just thinking
about y�all.
841
00:39:57,580 --> 00:39:59,540
Well, someone changed
my mind.
842
00:40:00,670 --> 00:40:01,710
Hi.
843
00:40:07,420 --> 00:40:08,550
You called Mae?
844
00:40:08,540 --> 00:40:09,670
I was trying to help.
845
00:40:09,670 --> 00:40:11,550
You were trying to get
in good
846
00:40:11,540 --> 00:40:13,460
with your cool, famous
Aunt Mae,
847
00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:14,630
that�s what you were doing.
848
00:40:14,630 --> 00:40:16,460
She�s my aunt, I can call her
if I want.
849
00:40:16,460 --> 00:40:18,630
Fine. But when she
disappoints you
850
00:40:18,630 --> 00:40:20,510
just don�t come crying
to me.
851
00:40:20,500 --> 00:40:21,630
Oh, fine.
852
00:40:23,580 --> 00:40:25,540
Your mom sucks too, huh?
853
00:40:26,790 --> 00:40:28,670
I wouldn�t say that.
854
00:40:30,790 --> 00:40:33,460
Is there anywhere to,
like, party around here?
855
00:40:33,630 --> 00:40:35,670
There�s a hoedown every
other Friday.
856
00:40:37,580 --> 00:40:39,460
I�m gonna die here.
857
00:40:41,500 --> 00:40:42,540
Ok, go out the back way.
858
00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:44,420
I know the drill.
859
00:40:48,750 --> 00:40:50,630
Gus? You gotta
come outside.
860
00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:53,580
What the--
861
00:40:53,790 --> 00:40:55,460
Mama!
862
00:40:56,540 --> 00:40:57,540
Mae.
863
00:40:57,670 --> 00:40:59,040
You... you came.
864
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,750
I thought you said you were
never coming back here.
865
00:41:00,750 --> 00:41:02,710
Oh, never say never.
866
00:41:02,710 --> 00:41:04,460
Besides, when I heard
you needed help
867
00:41:04,460 --> 00:41:05,710
I just knew I had
to be here.
868
00:41:06,540 --> 00:41:07,710
I ain�t lying.
869
00:41:08,830 --> 00:41:10,710
I can�t tell you how much
that means.
870
00:41:10,710 --> 00:41:12,840
Sabrina Sky?! Oh!
871
00:41:13,790 --> 00:41:16,790
Mae Moore?
It�s been ages!
872
00:41:16,790 --> 00:41:18,540
Wait. You know her?
873
00:41:18,540 --> 00:41:19,750
I do.
874
00:41:20,040 --> 00:41:23,500
In fact, Mae
and Sabrina had history.
875
00:41:23,630 --> 00:41:25,010
Hi!
876
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:26,670
Oh, we�re losing daylight.
You know how it is.
877
00:41:26,670 --> 00:41:28,710
But that is a story
for another time.
878
00:41:28,710 --> 00:41:29,880
Alright, everyone!
879
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:31,630
Everybody ready for
all of this?
880
00:41:31,630 --> 00:41:34,710
Alright, Gordo.
Counting down in five...
881
00:41:36,540 --> 00:41:37,670
Four...
882
00:41:39,500 --> 00:41:40,580
Three...
883
00:41:41,540 --> 00:41:42,670
Two...
884
00:41:43,580 --> 00:41:44,620
And...
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