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CLAIR:
That's it,
you guys.
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I've asked
and begged.
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Now I'm telling you
to get dressed.
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This is impossible.
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Trying to get four kids
dressed to go out.
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Clair, you got to hear
the opening part of my speech.
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I'm sorry.
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I haven't even begun
to get myself ready.
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Oh, all right.
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Go ahead.
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Okay.
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Here we go.
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"My distinguished colleagues,
hospital staff
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Dr. Wexler,
community leaders..."
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I can do two things at once.
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"When I heard that I had been
voted physician of the year
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I was deeply moved."
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"...physician of the year,
I was deeply moved."
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"They tell me I won by one vote
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which makes me think that
I voted for the right person."
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I did.
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That's amusing.
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Amusing?
That's the big joke, Clair.
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I'm sure Everybody's
going to like it.
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If that doesn't get them,
this will.
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For me?
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Are you dr. Heathcliff huxtable,
physician of the year?
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Usually they give this award
to a surgeon or a cardiologist.
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I'm the first obstetrician.
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Yes, I know.
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The first child I deliver
after I get the award
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gets a stamp on the heel
that says "Special edition."
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When we come back, the
physician of the year
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will have the night
of the year with you.
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Vanessa:
Give it back!
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RUDY:
No!
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It's mine.
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Denise:
Shut up, you guys.
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Open this
door, Rudy.
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Every time we go out
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I spend 99% of the time
on them and 1% on me.
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I want you to put in
100% of the time
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to make the face
of the year.
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The physician of the year will
handle the pests of the year.
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Open this door, Rudy!
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No.
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All right!
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This is war!
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( demented laughter )
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Your mother has
given me permission
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to cut loose
on you guys.
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So what's the problem?
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She took my brush
and won't let me in.
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Stand over here.
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Rudy!
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Yes?
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Are you leaning on this door?
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Yes.
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Step back and step
two paces to the side.
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Big steps or
little steps?
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You're going to eat
this door when I open it!
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That's it, dad.
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That's my brush.
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Give me my brush!
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Wait!
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Come on, come on,
come on, come on.
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Theo:
Dad.
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Denise is hogging the bathroom.
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Use the one
downstairs.
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That's for guests.
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Pretend you
don't live here.
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Now, what is this
all about?
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She took
my hairbrush.
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She gave it to me.
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Did you?
Yeah.
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But she never used it
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so I took
it back.
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If you gave it to her,
it belongs to her.
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If you want the brush, ask her.
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But, dad...
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ask her!
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Rudy, can I borrow my hairbrush?
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No.
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( in a sweet voice )
Rudy, can I borrow
your hairbrush?
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Yes.
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Thank you.
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Now, you see?
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What did you learn?
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That I should have
my own room.
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While you're at it,
get your own house, too.
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Now, let's get ready.
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Come on.
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You still waiting
for Denise to come out?
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It's not fair, dad.
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Fair?
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We live with Four women.
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We're lucky there's
a gas station on the corner.
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But, dad, I wanted
to shave for tonight.
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Your face?
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Yeah.
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Step into the light.
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Above the lip
and below the Chin.
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Yeah, okay.
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Above the lip?
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And where else?
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Below the Chin.
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Below the...
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oh, I see it.
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Okay, now hold still.
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There. Now you
don't have to shave.
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No.
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I was just joking.
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I'm tickled about this.
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My son's first shave.
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I'm proud.
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It's no big deal.
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What do you mean?
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It is a big deal.
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You're not looking like
a mountain man, but...
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Denise!
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What?
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Come out.
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Don't come in!
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You've got
a two-minute warning.
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Thanks, dad.
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What will you use?
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I bought a disposable razor.
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No!
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I've got just the thing for you.
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The traditional huxtable razor--
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always used by the male
the first time shaving.
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Dad.
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Huh?
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I was renting my tuxedo,
and the guy said
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a lot of people came in
for your party.
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You're kidding.
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They talked about
what a great doctor you are
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and how you care about
your patients.
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I told him, to me
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you're
just dad.
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You being a doctor
was never a big deal.
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It was your job.
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Yeah.
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Talking to
this guy
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made me... I don't know...
proud.
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All right.
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Okay.
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Go lather up.
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Okay, dad.
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So how's it going?
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Our son is going to shave
for the first time.
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With that?!
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Yes, this is the huxtable razor.
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All the men use it
the first time they shave.
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He'll cut himself.
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That's the fun part of it.
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Thank you.
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Oh, daddy, Brigette Stanley's
having a party tonight.
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Can I go after the banquet?
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I thought we'd bask in the glow
of my award afterward.
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Where?
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Here.
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You know what will happen.
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The kids will fight
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and you'll complain
that you ate too much
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and fall asleep on the Couch.
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And you want to miss all that?
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Could I?
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We'll discuss it later.
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Okay.
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Good luck with whatever you're
going to do with your hair.
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Just promise me you won't
lose the razor in that.
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I used too much?
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No, sometimes I use
three or four cans myself.
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There you are.
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Good luck.
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And use long,
smooth strokes.
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Thanks, dad.
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Come on,
you guys.
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We're going
to be late!
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Whoa!
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Sharp, huh?
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I think I finally
found my look.
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Whoa!
Whoa!
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Thank you.
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Vanessa:
Can I have
the dress
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when you've outgrown it?
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You think about yourself a lot.
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Is that a "Yes"?
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I like that bag.
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I'm bringing extra clothes
for a party after the banquet.
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You're not putting
my dress in there?!
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whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
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I dressed myself.
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Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
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Well, thank you.
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You look fabulous, too.
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You do, too, mommy.
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Where's dad?
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On my way.
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Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
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Do you like my back?
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All right, let me
look at all of you.
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This family is too good-looking
to leave this house.
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( ring )
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Dr. Huxtable here.
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Hi, how are you, mrs. Randall?
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How far apart are they?
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It looks like
the beginning
of labor.
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Go ahead.
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I'll meet you in a few minutes.
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Now it's not
what you think.
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It is this woman's
first child
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and her labor pains
are so far apart
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it's a good 12 hours
before anything happens.
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I'll make her feel comfortable.
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I'll get to the banquet
before you miss me.
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Couldn't doctor Daley
cover for you?
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It's her first baby.
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And besides, she's never seen me
in my tuxedo.
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Hi, doctor.
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How are you,
mrs. Randall?
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You didn't have to dress up.
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He's being honored tonight--
physician of the year.
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Physician of the year?
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At your service, madam.
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Are you
uncomfortable?
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No.
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Where's Mr. Randall?
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On the road.
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Salesman?
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No.
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Power forward for the knicks.
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They're in philadelphia tonight.
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Playing the sixers, huh?
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That's too bad.
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He really wanted to be here.
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We went through lamaze.
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Perhaps by the time
the game is over
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he can drive here
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before you
have the baby.
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Is the game on Tv?
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Yeah.
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Turn it on,
and maybe they'll win...
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on his shot...
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from 30 Feet out...
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with Two seconds left.
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Swish!
Through the net.
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Not your husband.
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It's everything
I thought it would be.
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I'm already
having a great time.
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( no audio )
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Who's that?
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I don't know, but they must
realize who we are.
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Here's our table.
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There are only
five chairs.
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We need another
for dad.
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He's sitting at the head table.
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Are all these people doctors?
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Most of them.
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This is the place to get sick.
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Where's Rudy?
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Uh-oh.
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00:12:25,631 --> 00:12:28,431
My father's dr. Huxtable.
I'm Rudy.
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I'm five years old,
and I dressed myself.
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Hello.
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Mrs. Huxtable.
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Dr. Wexler, how are you?
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Haven't you forgotten somebody?
271
00:12:39,998 --> 00:12:43,531
Cliff stopped at the hospital.
He'll be here shortly.
272
00:12:43,531 --> 00:12:46,398
This is dr. Wexler,
the hospital administrator.
273
00:12:46,398 --> 00:12:48,731
I'd like you to meet
our children.
274
00:12:48,731 --> 00:12:50,731
I know
all about them.
275
00:12:50,731 --> 00:12:51,898
Vanessa, right?
276
00:12:51,898 --> 00:12:53,064
Hello.
277
00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:54,231
Denise, Yes?
278
00:12:54,231 --> 00:12:55,398
Yeah, hi.
279
00:12:55,398 --> 00:12:57,031
That's Rudy.
280
00:12:57,031 --> 00:12:58,998
That's Theo.
281
00:12:58,998 --> 00:13:00,931
Who are you, Murray?
282
00:13:00,931 --> 00:13:02,131
Rudy.
283
00:13:02,131 --> 00:13:03,998
You're Rudy.
284
00:13:03,998 --> 00:13:08,198
Your husband has
missed every shot so far.
285
00:13:08,198 --> 00:13:13,064
Even the time he tried to dunk
and nobody was with him
286
00:13:13,064 --> 00:13:14,298
he missed it.
287
00:13:14,298 --> 00:13:16,198
His thoughts must be with me.
288
00:13:16,198 --> 00:13:19,831
His team wishes
the rest of him was here.
289
00:13:19,831 --> 00:13:21,931
Here you go, doctor.
290
00:13:21,931 --> 00:13:25,764
I'm just looking
at your tracings.
291
00:13:25,764 --> 00:13:28,431
Doctor, can we
turn the game off?
292
00:13:28,431 --> 00:13:30,098
You wanted to watch it.
293
00:13:30,098 --> 00:13:32,664
He just fouled out.
294
00:13:32,664 --> 00:13:34,564
Is everything okay?
295
00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:35,998
Yeah, everything's just fine.
296
00:13:35,998 --> 00:13:39,698
I'll just hang around for
a few more contractions.
297
00:13:39,698 --> 00:13:40,764
But your banquet.
298
00:13:40,764 --> 00:13:42,798
I'll get there in time.
299
00:13:42,798 --> 00:13:46,331
I'm making a speech.
Like to hear it?
300
00:13:46,331 --> 00:13:47,831
Yeah.
301
00:13:47,831 --> 00:13:49,131
It's funny, too.
302
00:13:49,131 --> 00:13:50,531
It's really funny.
303
00:13:50,531 --> 00:13:53,531
I think I left it at home.
304
00:13:53,531 --> 00:13:56,864
Don't go anywhere.
I'll be right back.
305
00:14:01,564 --> 00:14:04,131
I told dad
This would happen.
306
00:14:04,131 --> 00:14:07,098
It's just a little
salad dressing.
307
00:14:07,098 --> 00:14:09,764
This is just the first course.
308
00:14:09,764 --> 00:14:11,098
It will get worse.
309
00:14:11,098 --> 00:14:13,364
Shut up.
310
00:14:13,364 --> 00:14:14,398
Cliff has
nerve--
311
00:14:14,398 --> 00:14:16,964
leaving me alone
with four kids.
312
00:14:16,964 --> 00:14:20,598
He'll get his when
I'm lawyer of the year.
313
00:14:20,598 --> 00:14:23,664
Sweetie, we need
some soap on this.
314
00:14:23,664 --> 00:14:24,831
Come on.
315
00:14:24,831 --> 00:14:27,498
I think Rudy's
spoiling Mom's evening.
316
00:14:27,498 --> 00:14:31,131
You spoiled evenings
when you were five.
317
00:14:31,131 --> 00:14:32,664
And you still do.
318
00:14:33,964 --> 00:14:36,498
There's a call
for mrs. Huxtable.
319
00:14:36,498 --> 00:14:37,831
I'll take it.
320
00:14:39,498 --> 00:14:41,664
Did Theo mean that?
321
00:14:41,664 --> 00:14:44,931
No, but you do get
on people's nerves.
322
00:14:44,931 --> 00:14:46,664
You know I don't mean to.
323
00:14:46,664 --> 00:14:49,131
Maybe if you thought
before you talked...
324
00:14:49,131 --> 00:14:51,131
I'll start doing that.
325
00:14:51,131 --> 00:14:52,364
Except with Theo.
326
00:14:53,831 --> 00:14:55,564
Telephone's in there, sir.
327
00:14:55,564 --> 00:14:57,231
Thank you.
328
00:14:57,231 --> 00:14:58,431
Hey, Dad.
329
00:14:58,431 --> 00:15:00,264
Hi, son. Where's mom?
330
00:15:00,264 --> 00:15:03,298
In the bathroom with Rudy.
Are you coming?
331
00:15:03,298 --> 00:15:04,631
I don't know.
332
00:15:04,631 --> 00:15:07,631
Mrs. Randall's further along
than I thought.
333
00:15:07,631 --> 00:15:09,164
I forgot my speech.
334
00:15:09,164 --> 00:15:13,098
Somebody's got to go home
and get it for me.
335
00:15:13,098 --> 00:15:15,431
Mom found it in your pants.
336
00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:17,598
She says whenever we go out
337
00:15:17,598 --> 00:15:20,631
she has to check after
you and Rudy.
338
00:15:20,631 --> 00:15:22,131
Okay.
339
00:15:22,131 --> 00:15:24,064
How's it going there?
340
00:15:24,064 --> 00:15:25,731
A lot of people?
341
00:15:25,731 --> 00:15:27,131
It's packed.
342
00:15:27,131 --> 00:15:29,264
What are they saying?
343
00:15:29,264 --> 00:15:32,364
"That cliff huxtable--
what an obstetrician"?
344
00:15:32,364 --> 00:15:34,031
mostly they're saying
345
00:15:34,031 --> 00:15:36,764
"That cliff huxtable--
where is he?"
346
00:15:36,764 --> 00:15:37,698
Dr. Huxtable.
347
00:15:37,698 --> 00:15:39,231
Just a minute.
348
00:15:39,231 --> 00:15:41,964
Mrs. Randall's contractions are
stronger and closer together.
349
00:15:41,964 --> 00:15:43,298
I'll be right there.
350
00:15:43,298 --> 00:15:44,464
Son?
351
00:15:44,464 --> 00:15:45,631
Yeah.
352
00:15:45,631 --> 00:15:48,664
It looks like I won't make it.
353
00:15:48,664 --> 00:15:49,998
What should we do?
354
00:15:49,998 --> 00:15:51,331
That's your father?
355
00:15:51,331 --> 00:15:52,498
Hold on, dad.
356
00:15:52,498 --> 00:15:53,998
He's at the hospital.
357
00:15:53,998 --> 00:15:55,664
Let me have it.
358
00:15:55,664 --> 00:15:56,831
You already won.
359
00:15:56,831 --> 00:15:59,131
What are you
trying to prove?
360
00:15:59,131 --> 00:16:02,164
I'm working on next year.
361
00:16:02,164 --> 00:16:03,931
What should I do
with the award?
362
00:16:03,931 --> 00:16:06,098
Give it to my son.
363
00:16:06,098 --> 00:16:08,098
You got it, coach.
364
00:16:08,098 --> 00:16:10,731
You take the award.
365
00:16:10,731 --> 00:16:12,964
No problem, dad.
366
00:16:12,964 --> 00:16:14,698
Do me a favor.
367
00:16:14,698 --> 00:16:20,331
I want you to read
my speech for me.
368
00:16:22,364 --> 00:16:23,664
Hello?
369
00:16:23,664 --> 00:16:25,098
Hello? Hello?
370
00:16:25,098 --> 00:16:27,364
Maybe Mom should
accept the award.
371
00:16:27,364 --> 00:16:33,864
Son, I'd really like for you to
read my speech for me. Please?
372
00:16:33,864 --> 00:16:36,498
Okay, dad. I'll try.
373
00:16:36,498 --> 00:16:38,898
Good. Good luck, son.
374
00:16:38,898 --> 00:16:40,064
Thanks, dad.
375
00:16:40,064 --> 00:16:41,398
Is that
your father?
376
00:16:41,398 --> 00:16:42,564
Dad's not coming.
377
00:16:42,564 --> 00:16:43,598
Oh.
378
00:16:43,598 --> 00:16:46,164
He wants me to
read his speech.
379
00:16:46,164 --> 00:16:47,464
Theo!
380
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:50,131
What if there are doctor words
I can't pronounce?
381
00:16:50,131 --> 00:16:52,531
You should read
your father's speech.
382
00:16:52,531 --> 00:16:53,931
I think you should.
383
00:16:53,931 --> 00:16:55,131
Dad won't know.
384
00:16:55,131 --> 00:16:57,098
If you want, I will.
385
00:16:57,098 --> 00:16:59,864
What did he say
when he asked you?
386
00:16:59,864 --> 00:17:02,664
That he'd really
like me to do it.
387
00:17:02,664 --> 00:17:03,698
Well?
388
00:17:06,631 --> 00:17:08,298
Okay.
389
00:17:08,298 --> 00:17:12,798
Wait. Your father's speech
wasn't the only thing he forgot.
390
00:17:12,798 --> 00:17:16,398
I would like very much
for you to go out there
391
00:17:16,398 --> 00:17:20,131
and read the speech as if
you had written it yourself.
392
00:17:20,131 --> 00:17:23,831
Make me and your Dad
very proud.
393
00:17:24,698 --> 00:17:25,998
Let's go.
394
00:17:28,864 --> 00:17:30,364
Welcome, ladies and gentlemen
395
00:17:30,364 --> 00:17:34,031
to the annual "Physician of
the year award" Banquet.
396
00:17:34,031 --> 00:17:35,831
Our honoree is not here.
397
00:17:35,831 --> 00:17:39,764
That's the chance you take
when you select an obstetrician.
398
00:17:39,764 --> 00:17:41,731
He's at
the hospital
399
00:17:41,731 --> 00:17:43,198
delivering a baby--
400
00:17:43,198 --> 00:17:47,731
which shows you the lengths
he will go to to look good.
401
00:17:47,731 --> 00:17:51,164
His dedication to this hospital
is so great
402
00:17:51,164 --> 00:17:55,764
that whenever business in
the maternity ward Slowed down
403
00:17:55,764 --> 00:17:57,898
his wife came in pregnant.
404
00:17:59,864 --> 00:18:01,264
Without further ado
405
00:18:01,264 --> 00:18:04,598
I want to present
the Vera Crockett award
406
00:18:04,598 --> 00:18:07,431
for the outstanding physician
of the year
407
00:18:07,431 --> 00:18:08,898
to dr. Heathcliff huxtable.
408
00:18:08,898 --> 00:18:13,431
Accepting in his behalf
will be his son, Rudy huxtable.
409
00:18:21,564 --> 00:18:25,364
Forgive me.
Theodore huxtable.
410
00:18:33,231 --> 00:18:35,631
My distinguished
colleagues...
411
00:18:35,631 --> 00:18:37,131
hospital staff...
412
00:18:37,131 --> 00:18:38,798
dr. Wexler...
413
00:18:38,798 --> 00:18:40,131
community leaders...
414
00:18:40,131 --> 00:18:41,464
ladies and gentlemen.
415
00:18:41,464 --> 00:18:44,464
When I was voted
physician of the year
416
00:18:44,464 --> 00:18:45,998
I was deeply moved.
417
00:18:45,998 --> 00:18:48,064
They say I won by one vote
418
00:18:48,064 --> 00:18:51,998
which makes me think
I voted for the right person.
419
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:56,631
( loud laughter )
420
00:19:03,198 --> 00:19:04,664
All right.
421
00:19:06,664 --> 00:19:10,164
I am very honored.
422
00:19:10,164 --> 00:19:11,131
Clair...
423
00:19:12,764 --> 00:19:15,464
I share this with you.
424
00:19:18,231 --> 00:19:20,598
You are an inspiration to me.
425
00:19:20,598 --> 00:19:22,164
It's hard to believe
426
00:19:22,164 --> 00:19:25,298
a woman who's been
so beautiful so long
427
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:28,931
could have been raised
on peanut butter and jelly.
428
00:19:35,298 --> 00:19:38,998
As a young boy,
I dreamed of becoming a doctor.
429
00:19:38,998 --> 00:19:41,464
People told me
I couldn't do it
430
00:19:41,464 --> 00:19:43,398
because it was too hard.
431
00:19:43,398 --> 00:19:46,331
They were right about it
being hard.
432
00:19:46,331 --> 00:19:50,798
But one thing was tougher
than all the others combined--
433
00:19:50,798 --> 00:19:52,564
microbiology.
434
00:19:52,564 --> 00:19:55,298
I hated microbiology--
435
00:19:55,298 --> 00:19:57,798
but I had a choice.
436
00:19:57,798 --> 00:20:04,264
If I wanted to become a doctor,
I had to learn it.
437
00:20:04,264 --> 00:20:12,164
I hope my children will never
Let anything stand in the way
of their dreams.
438
00:20:12,998 --> 00:20:15,531
I am honored to receive
439
00:20:15,531 --> 00:20:19,264
the Vera Crockett award
as physician of the year.
440
00:20:19,264 --> 00:20:21,631
And I am proud to say
441
00:20:21,631 --> 00:20:24,231
I work alongside
these great americans.
442
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:36,531
He wants all of us
to stand up and join hands.
443
00:20:44,398 --> 00:20:49,564
I am an American,
and this is my american family.
444
00:20:49,564 --> 00:20:50,798
Thank you.
445
00:21:06,964 --> 00:21:09,031
( baby crying )
446
00:21:09,031 --> 00:21:12,631
CLIFF:
Congratulations, mrs. Randall.
You got a basketball player.
447
00:21:12,631 --> 00:21:14,698
Mrs. Randall:
It's a boy?
448
00:21:14,698 --> 00:21:16,164
Cliff:
It's a girl!
449
00:21:23,331 --> 00:21:27,364
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