All language subtitles for Shifting Gears S01E02 Accomodations 1080p AMZN WEB-DL DDP5 1 H 264-FLUX_track4_[eng]

Dad, you were supposed to
buy more coffee.

Yeah. And you were supposed
to get your own house,

so I guess we both
dropped the ball.

Carter, Georgia, let's go.

You're dating yourself
with that newspaper, Pops.

Yeah? And you will be
dating yourself
if you don't fix that hair.

It took him forever.

It's like sharing a bathroom
with Lady Gaga.

Hey. I'm extra today
so I can charm my teachers

before the parent
open house tonight.

- That's tomorrow.
- No, it's tonight.

It's tonight.

Sweetie,
I can't make it. I'm supposed to
meet with a lawyer.

The divorce kind.

Hey. Maybe...
Maybe Pops could go.

No! No.
Because if he has an audience,

he can't resist ranting
about how Pluto
should still be a planet.

Pluto is a planet!

It's been a planet
for billions of years,

then "big astronomy"
got involved.
Now it's a dwarf planet.

Now what's Disney gonna do
with Pluto?

See?

Pops has hot takes.

My science teacher
would love to hear 'em.

- I'll go if he wants me to go.
- No.

Do your usual routine.

Stay home and yell at the TV.

Last night,
he lost his voice yelling

at the people dancing
in the diabetes commercial.

No, I really haven't been
to their school in a long time.
I would like to go.

Fine.
I'll cancel my meeting,
and we'll go together.

I just don't understand why
they're dancing
if they have diabetes.

Wait a minute.
So only scientists can use
the word "dwarf" in a sentence?

Oh, memories.

- There's the parking lot
where I used to smoke.
- Yeah.

Which is why you never wanted me
to pick you up after school.

I quit when I got pregnant.

See?

You always overlook
the positive side
of teen pregnancy.

Oh... Oh, my God.
You're Riley Parker.

Caitlin Baker.

We went to high school together.

You copied off me in geometry

and algebra.

- And chemistry!
- Yes.

Oh, Caitlin. Hi.

Hi, Caitlin.
I'm Riley's very proud father.

Hi.

- Matt. How you doing?
- Hi.

So, do you have a kid here too?

Oh, no, I'm
the assistant principal here.

Haven't met Mr. Right yet.

I do have
four frozen egg babies.

Hey, perfect for an omelet!

Mr. Parker, your daughter
was, like, a legend here.

What? No. Stop.

Say more.

No, for real. I mean,
you were so pretty and popular.

You were...
...kind of my idol.

You need a new idol.

You know, Jesus is available.

I'm gonna get us some seats.

Nice to meet you.

Oh, and you and your brother
used to hang out

with that really cute
Gabriel guy.

Oh, still do. Still single.

Uh, leaning in.

I'm off the apps. You know,
trying to meet people
in the wild.

Hooked up with a guy
in the woods last week.

Not sure that counts.

Wait, could you maybe fix me up
with Gabe?

The three of us could
grab a drink
tomorrow night.

Um, yeah. I guess I could move
some stuff around.

There, I moved it.

No!

Remember, if the teacher says
something you disagree with,

don't roll your eyes
or make one of your
condescending grunts.

- Oh, no.
- Yeah, like that.

And no talking about how school
was better in your day.

No one cares you knew how
to use a compass and a ruler.

You know who could
really use a ruler?

My first teacher, Sister Helen.

She hit me so hard on this hand,
I stopped stuttering.

Welcome, everyone.

I'm Ms. Esposito,
your children's
homeroom adviser.

My pronouns are she/her.

I got no problem with people
with different pronouns.

I hate everyone equally.

Big news,
we are changing
the school mascot.

The Minuteman was
not very inclusive.

What's more inclusive
than a dude wearing a wig,

stockings, little high heels,
holding on to a rifle?

That could bring
this country together.
Checks every damn box.

Are you happy?
I kept quiet,

although I might've
drifted off during
that "Moment of Mindfulness."

No, you still managed to say
"grow a pair" in your sleep.

Hi, you must be Carter's mom.

Yes, I'm Riley Parker. Hi.

- Hi.
- And this must be your husband.

No!

Carter's granddad. Matt.

Sorry. We get a lot of
old dads here.

Old dads, huh?
How about 100 push-ups?
You and me, right here.

- Come on, girl.
- Okay, nobody's doing
any push-ups.

I just wanna give you
Carter's accommodations.

Excuse me, is this the Motel 6?
What are you talking about?

Some kids are
different learners,

and they require customized
teaching strategies
to complete tasks.

Oh, no.

Oh, good, yeah, yeah.

Here's his Section 504 paperwork
and a letter
from his psychologist.

- Thank you.
- Section 504?

Isn't that where the government
hides flying saucers?

It just means he'll get
extra time to take tests.

It helps with
his anxiety issues.

This anxiety thing.

Every generation has anxiety.

We deal with it.

Oh, the way you guys did
with denial?

A nuclear arms race?

No seat belts?

The no seat belt thing
made sense.

We felt you had a better chance
of surviving if you were
thrown from the car.

This is a real issue, Dad.

Carter was tested by
an educational therapist
back in Vegas.

Did that therapist
get her license
at Caesar's or at the Tropicana?

They're just giving him
a little extra help.

I understand help. That's fine.

But when you put labels on a kid
and tell him they have anxiety,

- they start to think that's
what they are.
- I'm not putting a label on him.

Kids will put labels on people.
That's what they do.

I was there.

Special Ed Ted.

Oh, God. That kid,
Booger-flipping Bobby.

Are you just naming
Garbage Pail Kids?

Garbage-eating Gail.

She ate right out of
the trash can.

Oh, your husband is so cute.

Oh, no!

Hey, Gabe.
What are you doing tonight?

Car stuff.

Can't you do that this weekend?

No, this weekend I'm doing
different car stuff.

Okay. Would it be possible
for you to not do car stuff
for one night?

'Cause I lined up
a hot date for you.

Wait. I'm intrigued.

I mean... Look,

I ain't too proud
to take his sloppy seconds.

Her name's Caitlin.

She went to high school with us,

and now she works there
as an assistant principal.

Oh. So she's a disciplinarian?

- Caitlin.
Did she take auto shop?
- No.

So she wasn't cool.

No, but she's really pretty,

and she hooked up
with a guy in the woods.

I like her.

Yeah, I guess, uh,
I'll do my Saturday car stuff
with my Sunday car stuff.

- Hey, Dad.
- Oh, look at that.

The accommodation cop.

I'm begging you.
Please let it go.

What is he talking about?

Uh, we went to
Carter's open house

where I learned my dad
doesn't believe
in accommodations.

Yeah, he thinks
since it happened
a long time ago,

he shouldn't have to pay
for something he didn't do.

Uh-huh.

Angel. I think
you mean reparations.

Accommodations are basically
extra help in school.

Which, obviously,
you didn't get.

My problem with accommodations
is they don't work.

You know, you don't get
extra time in the real world
to do things.

Or reparations, apparently.

Take Frankie for instance, right?

She doesn't get
special attention
just because she's gay, right?

- You're still gay, right?
- Yep.

Last night, I was real gay.

Yeah.

And, Stitch. Look.
Differently "disabled."

No.

Uh, physically incapable.

- Way worse.
- Okay.

Uh, mobility-challenged
wheel-guy?

Yeah. That's it. You nailed it.

What's the right thing to say?

Dude, we done been through this
a thousand times.

I'm trying
to compliment you.

You don't let your circumstances
dictate your life, you know?

Uh, you... you never ask me
for anything.

'Cause you ain't gon'
give me anything!

So our system works.

I'm just saying, I don't think
you're doing Carter any favors

by labeling him "anxious,"
you know?

We all have anxiety.

- Mmm. Including you, right?
- Oh, yeah.

Big time.

Oh, big time, huh?

- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Whoa.

Ooh, I think this little guy
would look good right here.

- Oh.
- Ooh.

- Now, don't do... don't do that.
- Oh.

I'm sorry, Dad.

Is this making you
feel anxious, perhaps?

Okay. Look,
you made a point, okay?

Maybe I'm a little anxious
about... you know.

But I have tools that I use
to get me through it.

And I think Carter
could learn to use tools,

then he wouldn't need
accommodations.

Are you guys getting
the tool metaphor?

'Cause I am.

Well, I'm his mom,
you don't get a vote.

See you tonight.
And wear something sexy.

Don't be afraid
to show a little skin.

Or go into the woods.

So, this is a podcast?

Yeah, it's called
Women Who Murder.

There's a great episode
where the wife hid poison
in her husband's birthday cake.

Did he find out about it?

Yeah!

When his large intestine melted.

You wanna share this?

Why don't you take
the first bite?

Dad, I'm leaving.

Wow, Mom.

Love the glow up.

You wanna share this cookie?

I don't think I'd do that.

So listen, uh,
don't talk to strangers,

make sure you hydrate,
and try not to get pregnant.

Hey. What are you studying?

Geez Louise!

What are you studying?

Uh, World War II. I have
a placement test tomorrow.

Uh, you know, your mom says
you need extra time on tests.
Do you think that's true?

- My therapist does.
- What a surprise, huh?

Mo' problems, mo' money.

Carter, you know what I think?

I think you're
a really smart guy.

Really? 'Cause you're
always calling me a nerd.

'Cause nerds are smart.

- Still, it's kind of hurtful.
- The point is,

when I got scared
or anxious in school,

and even when
I'm designing the cars,

I develop step-by-step tools
to help me finish.

And maybe we can help you
so you don't need extra time
taking the test.

And as luck would have it,
World War II is my forte.

Yeah,

I bet you got wild stories
fighting them Germans.

1944.

That would make me 108!

Maybe you're not a nerd.

Do you have other study guides
or notebooks in there?

I wanna take a look.

No. No, no. Stop. Stop. No. No.
No, no, no. Hold. Hold.

I'm going to need a minute.

So, what's it like
being assistant principal?

Are you just, like, waiting
for the principal to die?

Every day.

So, fill me in
on the glamorous life

of Riley Parker.

I bet you've traveled
the world with Jimmy
and his band.

I've seen it all.
Des Moines, Cedar Rapids,
and back to Des Moines.

Jimmy forgot his bass.

Marrying a musician
wasn't quite what I imagined.

Well, you know,
life is full of surprises.

I mean, my college boyfriend
started a cult.

That I joined for a hot minute.

So, what brought you two
back here?

We're getting divorced.

Rock gods don't make
great husbands.

Or emergency contacts.

Once, I had to hitchhike home
from an urgent care.

Oh. Well, I'm sure you've found
an amazing career.

- God, no.
- Oh.

Well, whatever puts a roof
over your head.

My dad's roof.

I'm living with him.

Because he's on his last legs
and needs to be taken care of?

I wish.

I've already picked out
the home.

But no. Uh,

I had nowhere else to go.

Oh.

So, uh, how's your mom?

Dead.

"June 6th, 1944.

Allied troops landed
on the Normandy coast,
saving France's derriere."

And what'd they give us?

The guillotine and body odor.

"The costly conflict of..."

Hello? Hey!

What are you doing?
What is that?

Oh, uh, this is
a fidget spinner.

My therapist said
it helps focus my attention.

Well, my attention is focused
on breaking that with a hammer.

We gotta get this moving,
all right?

We're getting to the point
where the Allies win the war.

- It's coming up.
- Whoa. Whoa.
Spoiler alert!

Okay.

Oh. Okay. Um.

Tools.

Crib sheet.

A what?

Yeah, people call 'em
cheat sheets.

It's actually...

index cards.

You prioritize all your data,

you put it down one at a time,
and then use it
as a study guide.

Oh. Okay. Sounds like
you got a handle on this.

I'm gonna go upstairs
and kill some Germans
in Call of Duty.

No, you're not.

We're gonna do this together.
Sit down. It's simple.

We'll go through
the data points, you write 'em
down as they come to you,

so you could come back
and read 'em later,

- all right? Okay.
- All right.

So, "June 6th, the Allies landed
in a place called Cherbourg."

Oh. Like the actress Cher
and a cyborg.

I-It's funny.
Right, Grandpa?

Yeah.

Grandpa?

I love alcohol.

- Want another?
- Yes.

Oh, there he is!

- Hi, Riley. Caitlin, hi.
- Hi.

What the...

- Hey.
- Oh.

You smell just like
you did in high school.

- What?
- Nothing.

Sorry I was late. Uh...
...big drama at work.

- Ooh, tell.
- Well, my boss was like,

"I need you to replace this
master cylinder by six o'clock."

And I was like,
"That's impossible."

And as it turns out,
I was right

'cause I didn't finish it
until 6:15.

Ooh.

Oh, so, uh, you're a mechanic?

No, he restores and modifies
classic cars with modern parts.

What do you call that job?

Mechanic works.

Oh, so, you didn't go
to college?

Nah, you don't need a degree
to be a mechanic.

Yeah, that's right.

We didn't go to college,

so stop making us
feel like crap.

I wasn't. I--

Gabe's an expert
at what he does.

And even without a degree,
he makes a very good living.

Could be better
if you wanna talk to your dad.

Bah!

And he does something he loves,
which makes him happy, okay?

So you can think I'm a loser.

- I don't--
- Because, yeah, my life is crap.

But you have no right
judging Gabe.

Do you remember
our assistant principal,
Ms. Havishaw?

The one who died alone
and got eaten by her cat?

That's gonna be you in 30 years!

And I'm keeping the napkin!

So, what's your cat's name?

Carter? Oh...

Don't leave me hanging.

How'd you do on the test?

Well, I finished on time, and...

I think I got an A. Ya boy!

That's great. That's great.

Hey, Riley, ask "ya boy"
how he did on the test.

Oh, I don't have to ask.

I got a call from his teacher.

Big time news there.

It's not "ya boy,"
it's "the man."

Carter, do you wanna
tell Grandpa
why the teacher called?

Nah.

So... So, I-I was
taking the test, right?

And I was doing good.
I-I definitely knew the stuff.

Well, you're welcome.

But then, I looked at the clock,

and there was only
ten minutes left.

And I was
only halfway through 'cause,

you know, it takes me a while
to get my thoughts together.

So I panicked.

But then, I remembered
the cheat sheet
Grandpa gave me

was right there in my pocket.

Grandpa gave you that?

Index cards.
They're for studying.

No, you called it a cheat sheet.

And maybe use
a different name next time,
'cause it's pretty confusing.

That's why the school called me.

A janitor found
the "cheat sheet"
under Carter's desk.

The one time a public employee
does their job.

You're in huge trouble.
Go to your room.

Go.

You know, Carter
used to struggle in school.

But then, I got him
the accommodations,
and he was doing fine.

Until, huh, what changed?

Oh, yeah, you!

I think Carter's a great kid.

I know he's a great kid.
I'm his mother.

And I am barely
keeping it together.

I didn't need this right now.

I don't want that kid to think
there's anything wrong with him.

Well, guess what, Dad.

Everybody's got something wrong
with them, okay?

Look at me.
I'm getting a divorce,
living at home,

and I scared off the one person
who was going to be my friend.

I'm a stereotype.

The girl who peaked
in high school.

I don't like when you talk
about yourself like that.

You talk about me like that.

But in a funny way.

You're really doing a good job.

- Really?
- Yeah, really.

It took courage to get
out of a messy marriage

and move here,
take care of your kids.
You did it all for them.

You're a good mom.

You did a good thing.
You really did.

Thank you, Dad.

I learned from the best.

And she's not here,
so I'm all you got.

Now I have to go deal
with the little cheater.

Use the ruler.

It's near my bed.

Let's just say he'll
never stutter again.

Yeah, but you don't wanna
beat a stutter into him.

Hey, Pops.

I reorganized my backpack
just like you told me.

I made a color-coded filing
system for all my classes.

Grandpa, are you okay?

I just...
I got something in my eye.

Morning. You left this
at the bar.

I would've chewed my foot off
to get out of that trap.

Sorry I abandoned you
with Caitlin.

Yeah, no worries.

I mean, where does she get off
judging us?

She confiscates vapes
for a living.

And you saw how she gave
me that judgmental look.

Yeah. Totally.

She's right here.

Riley.

Yeah, that's the look.