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Baby, you are looking particularly voluptuous tonight.

It's kind of crazy for you to be leaning against my desk like that.

People will think that we're not getting any work done.

So, why don't you go to your office and in ten minutes meet me in the storeroom on the 31st floor.

I'll say I need more Manila folders.

I'll get the key from the mailroom boy.

I am the mailroom boy.

It's really cold outside, but it's warmer here, which is why I like to wear this light cotton dress.

It's a summer dress, really, but no matter how hot they turn up the heat, I'm only gonna sweat a little.

Even if you run your fingers down the arch of my back, taste my mouth with your tongue.

Such a light summer dress.

It's almost like I'm wearing nothing at all.

What was that?

What was what?

I heard a noise.

I didn't hear anything.

Someone coming down the hallway.

No, no one ever comes in this room.

Yes, they do. They're coming in for supplies. Maneuverlobes, paper, clips, pen...

No, no one has the key.

My supervisor has the key. If he catches me in here with you, throw a fit. I'll have my job.

Who cares?

I'll lose my job.

I'll ring my neck.

Put your dress back on.

It's on.

Didn't you have a bra?

No, I didn't.

That was close.

Was it?

You were there. You saw it. That was very close.

Close doesn't count for anything, Billy.

The closest...the same is not at all.

So the pilot, he has no idea where he is.

This guy is confused. He thinks he's some sort of ballerino or something.

He's dancing around and the doctor is just shaking him, shaking him, saying,

Do you know where you are?

And the guy opens up his eyes and says,

What do I look like? A pickle?

I'm feeling it. I feel it coming.

Hit me.

Views. Views from very, very high floor. 30 foot windows.

On the river. Huge gallery. Sounds like our place, of course.

8 rooms, 2500 square feet, great family apartment with 24 hour doorman.

I could really go for that.

Nursery. 4 new baths and kitchen, park river and city views.

16 by 45 foot living room with WBF. WBF, I forget.

It's a wood burning fireplace.

Wood burning fireplace. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths.

Of course, a maid's room. That's very important.

Alright, does it say something about the foundation of the building?

Of course not. It never says anything about stuff like that.

Come on, it's very important. If it's a curtain wall hung off reinforced concrete slab, baby, that's no good to me.

Quit stalling.

Okay.

800,000.

775. That's very impressive.

That's right.

So why don't you bring on something hard, huh?

Get something a little difficult for me, a little challenge.

Okay.

Okay, here we go.

Large L-shaped studio, lots of closets, extremely sunny 950 square feet.

We'll sell to best offer.

Alright, there's obviously something wrong.

They're emphasizing closets and sun to compensate.

110.

75.

Let me see that. Get out of here.

Alright, alright, alright.

Here, I'll give you one.

Okay.

Alright, your turn. Just listed.

G-mull design, cat sloop, 4'6", sholdraft, aft cabin, extra clean.

A boat?

You're not playing fair.

Come on, you can learn.

Think about it.

It would be great.

You and I, the line of the horizon stretching out as far as we could see.

We could charter cruises for tourists off the Florida Keys.

Yeah, yeah, but not just cruises. Fantasy vacations.

You know, like pirate voyages, Columbus's discovery, you know, shit like that.

People eat that shit up, or you make a fortune.

You need a lot of money to start something like that, Bill.

No, you don't. You just need a little seed money.

And things are starting to happen for me at work.

Yeah, you're really going places.

You're really moving up in the world, Jess.

Are you chat with Arthur today?

What is with this Arthur shit?

He's harmless.

He's got a wife, a house, maybe some kids.

Hey, where does this guy live, anyway?

Skarsdale, Larchmont. How the hell should I know?

Is that where you did it, huh?

Is that where you did it? Is that where you fuck him?

You fuck him in his fucking house in Skarsdale?

Shut up, Bill.

What? No, I want the truth.

You want the truth?

Yeah.

Okay, you want the truth? I'll tell you the truth.

The truth is I haven't had sex with anyone in six months, Bill.

Not with Arthur, not with you.

Not with anyone.

It's twelve times a year, Billy.

A few hours, just twelve times a year.

And our next chance, you're spending with your brother.

Billy!

I love you more than anything in the world.

But if your problem means that we can't have a child together,

I just, I can't take it anymore.

I'm sorry.

Oh, I wish.

Listen.

Maybe, maybe you should just go ahead and sleep with this guy.

I love you.

I want to sleep with you.

I don't want you to leave me.

I'm here. I'm not going anywhere.

I want things to be alright.

I want them to be the way they were before.

I love you more than is humanly possible.

What? Yeah, no. I gotta go. I gotta go. I'll call you later. Okay, bye.

Spencer, we have a deadline to meet here, okay?

I want those numbers by three o'clock.

Hi.

That's a very pretty skirt.

So, did you think about what we talked about?

I gave it some thought.

Good, because I see big things in the future.

Big things, huh?

Big things.

Come on. You're wasting away in this job.

Besides, I have some very sound advice about how to move up in this company.

Things we can't discuss here, of course.

Sure.

Okay. Okay. But this is business, right?

Strictly business.

Okay.

Tonight then?

No. How about Friday?

Friday's good. Friday after work it is.

Okay.

Hell of a game last night, huh?

Yeah.

Fumbles will kill you every time.

They're going nowhere this year. Don't you think?

I don't know.

Could be.

Hey, hey.

I saw you before talking to some brunette chick. Is that your girlfriend?

My girlfriend?

Yeah.

No, that's not my girlfriend.

I'm pretty much spoken for.

Pretty much?

Yeah.

What are they doing? Construction up on 11?

No, no, no, no.

Hey, you think I could ever get a girl like that?

Sure, why not?

You know, I mean, you're a good looking guy.

But it takes money, you know, you gotta have money.

Show these girls a good time, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You must be rolling in it here, huh?

Well...

I ain't hurtin'.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

Takin' her out Friday night though.

Take it easy.

Hey!

Go get her, killer.

Honey, I've got some bad news.

I don't think I'm gonna be able to make it to your mother's this weekend.

I know, I know, I know, I promise.

I know.

But what can I do?

I know, honey.

I know, but what can I do?

I'm absolutely swamped here.

Don't touch that.

No, not you.

I'm swamped.

I know, honey.

I know, I know, I know.

So the, um...

The bartender leans across the bar and he says...

How about a...

How about a monkey for your banana?

I know, that's not it. I screwed it up.

Wait.

He says...

How about a banana for your monkey?

I don't know. Forget it. I hate jokes. Forget it.

That's a very pretty dress.

I've been thinking that all night.

Perfecto.

Really.

I mean it.

Hey, you're not having a drink, or?

No.

Does that make you uncomfortable?

Won't take advantage of me, will you?

Hey, you weren't kidding when you said you'd like to read.

You got a lot of books.

I admire the intellect.

I really do.

I personally try to...

Stifle mine.

Too vast?

Too painful having a drink.

So what would you prefer having?

I don't know.

How about another drink?

One more?

Do you mind?

Well, you're not going to take advantage of me, are you?

It's very decent of you to have me up here, Miss...

Jessica.

Aren't you many decent people around these days?

Decent people.

Decent is a very subjective term.

Oh, boy. I've been thinking about that.

Wait.

I have a wife.

I'm married. I have a wife.

I mean, I just don't think that you should know that before we...

Before we?

I mean, I don't...

I don't really... I don't want to hurt anybody.

I understand.

You do?

Because I feel like I've gone pretty far already.

Frankly, I have a boyfriend.

Oh, you do?

Oh, that's okay.

That's good.

Yeah, if not decent.

Where does this virgin live?

With me?

Here?

Here?

What time does he usually get home?

Oh, 5.30.

What? It's almost 10.

I don't want to talk anymore.

Okay.

But aren't you nervous that he's going to come home?

He's in Maryland.

Honey, I'm home.

Hello, Alfred.

Hey. Relax.

Don't mind if I lock this door, do you?

I always feel a little more relaxed.

A little locked door.

It's good to feel relaxed, isn't it, Archie?

Oh, my God.

Oh, oh, look, man, I had no idea that this was your girlfriend.

I'm Jesus.

Hey, no problem.

There's probably someone out there screwing your woman, too.

You're probably right. There probably is.

But look, we were not screwing.

I mean, it was not nothing, okay?

Nothing.

All right?

I'm terribly sorry.

Apology accepted.

Okay.

Button, you sure?

Hey, don't forget this.

Anthony.

Button.

Do you mind telling me why you took those pictures?

Yes. Yes, I do.

Right. Okay.

Bye.

Um...

I'm terribly sorry.

The door is like locked or jammed or something.

It's locked.

Oh.

Can I have the key?

Please?

Can I have the key?

This guy's gonna come to my house and tell me what to do.

That's rich.

Can I please have the key?

What's going on here?

So, chess, checkers, or shall we sort of like you?

This is crazy.

Give me the fucking key, man. Come on.

I said, can I have the key, please?

No.

You said give me the fucking key, man.

Give me the fucking key, man. Give me the key, man.

Give me the key, man. Get me the key, man.

Give me the fucking key man.

Give me the perceive, man.

Give me the fucking key, man.

Give me the fucking key, man.

Give me the fucking key, man. Give me the key, man.

Give me the key.

I'm sorry, Billy.

Baby, I love you more than is humanly possible.

I love you more than my own life.

I would go to hell for you,

and I would let the devil scrape out my soul with his fingernails.

I love you too, Billy.

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Help!

Yeah!

Are you okay in there?

Is everyone okay in there?

Um, yeah!

How's it going on?

I don't know. Everything's fine. We're just, um, a little joke.

You're playing a little game.

Joe, what the hell's the matter with you? You know what time it is?

You look at my kids, goddamn it.

Sorry.

Well, keep it down for Christ's sake. We're trying to get some paper out of here.

Okay.

Billy, what are you doing?

Bill, stop it.

Look at these. These are beautiful. Handmade in England. English hands.

Cut it out, Bill!

It's very nice. Must be a month's rent here, huh?

Stop it!

I'm just curious. That's all.

Well, you can't be tying him up like this.

Yeah, you seem pretty tied up with him before.

Who was it, huh? Just tell me. What was it? Was it his money, his power, his job?

What? I'm interested.

He was just sex, Billy.

I never should have.

This is not funny. This isn't funny. This is wrong.

It isn't wrong, Jess. Plenty of things are wrong. This is not one of them.

I need you to help me.

Baby, you're looking particularly voluptuous tonight.

Remember when we first met?

Tell me.

There was this terrible accident. Two cars collided.

There was blood everywhere.

I was terrified.

You were shaking.

Little beads of sweat, clean between your breasts.

You took me by the arm. You told me I needed a drink.

You did.

You wanted to take me to dinner, but I was already late.

A wealthy Moroccan was waiting for me.

Moroccan took me dancing.

His cologne was so strong that it really made me dizzy.

Some of his friends showed up in the champagne was being poured, and we were laughing, and then you came over to the table.

The laughter subsided.

You asked me to dance, and the Moroccan got angry.

You threatened him.

They had to take you before the local court the next day.

I threw myself on the mercy of that court.

Pleaded innocent by reason of insanity.

You told me you were insane from the first moment you let eyes on me.

I knew what I was doing.

You told me that you loved me and would always love me.

That was your promise to me, that you'd love me for the rest of my life.

Hey.

Are you hungry?

Alright, now, would you like some Chinese food?

Yeah, it sounds great.

Bill, can you come here a minute?

Bill.

What are we gonna do about Arthur? We can't just keep him here.

Why not?

I'm not kidding, Bill.

Then neither am I.

We could go to prison for this.

We could.

I thought we won't.

But I think you've gotta relax.

Come on.

Excuse me.

Can I borrow a few bucks?

Sure.

Great.

No, in my jacket pocket.

It's right there in my jacket pocket.

Right there on the right.

Inside.

Yep.

Ah, you freaking loaded, Arthur.

Twenty okay?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, please.

No, I can't take it.

Arthur?

No, take it out, please.

You wanted to know about these, right?

We should talk.

Egg rolls fried rice, good for you.

Don't go anywhere.

No, don't do this, please, don't leave me.

No, don't, don't go.

We don't need you, just...

No, don't, don't do this.

You're still here?

Please give me this, it's all me.

Who's that?

It's me.

You're hungry?

Please give me this, it's all me.

Please give me this, it's all me.

You're such a baby, Arthur.

You hungry?

There.

Come on, hey.

Hey, I got this food for you.

And you were going to eat it one way or the other.

Eat it.

Eat it.

Eat it.

Eat it.

Oh, fuck did I buy it for anyway?

Why are you doing this to me, Bill?

Because I like you, Arthur.

Hell, we both like you.

Then why are you terrorizing me?

What's the plan here, Bill?

My father built that.

Guess what my father did for a living?

He was a sailor.

No, he was a baker.

He stood in front of an oven all day long, just wasting away.

Fucking jerk.

My brother, his first mate in the Merchant Marines.

Open sea, Arthur.

That's freedom.

That's great.

That's great.

Can I go home now, Bill?

Bill, what's the plan here?

The way I understand it, Arthur, is that you and your lovely wife

live in a big house in a Scarsdale or a large mine or something like that, right?

You just thought of me if I'm barking up the wrong tree here.

But I don't think that she is going to like any of these photos.

I mean, sure, the use of negative space, it's nice, but I think the content might upset her.

This was a setup, huh?

You and Jessica?

No, Arthur. No, it was just me.

Jessica thought I was away.

She really wanted to talk about business.

And then, of course, she really wanted to fuck you, but I don't.

So I'd like to offer you a deal.

You give me a loan, and I give you these glossies. What do you say?

A loan?

Yeah, I'm not greedy, Arthur. Just $300,000. Just enough to put a down payment on a sailboat,

so I can charter cruises for rich fucks like you.

Bill, I would like to help you out. I mean, I would, and I would, but I don't have that kind of money.

Arthur, please. You must have that much in your checking account alone.

No, no, Bill, I don't have it. I don't have that kind of money. I don't.

Besides, my wife won't go for it. She'll know it's a setup. She won't buy it.

She will buy it, and she will divorce you.

And then you'll lose your job because you work for her daddy.

Fuck you.

Let's see what your bank has to say about poverty.

Hey, Arthur. Come on. Let's take a ride down the information superhighway.

Yo, Jessica. Hey, how you doing? Where's my little buddy, Arthur? I heard the big date was tonight.

Big date? Listen, the big date was business.

How the hell can you only have $75,000 in your bank account?

Look, Bill, okay, please. I mean, I'll help you get a bank loan or something. I really will, and I can do that.

I can help you. But please, you're going to wipe me out.

Oh, please, come on. You make this back in no time.

I'll pay you back. I really will.

Once the boat is profitable, hell, I'll even pay you back compounding interest.

Sign it, please.

Sign it, Arthur!

Ow!

Sorry about yelling like that.

Let's have a drink. I would like a drink.

You know, this money is going to do us much more good than it ever would have done you.

It's your new beginnings.

What if I were to tell you that it's been over six months since Jessica and I have made love?

Not because we didn't try. Because we did.

Nothing worked. Nothing went right until tonight with you here.

What did you say?

I would say that that happens to lots of guys.

Has it happened to you?

Has it happened to me?

No. It's never happened to me.

But I know that it's normal.

So you said I'm normal.

Sure. You're normal. You're perfectly normal, Bill.

You're damn right I'm normal.

You know, the first two years we lived in this apartment, we spent the whole time in bed.

Making love. We never left the room.

We used to call in the work sick, say we had the flu or influenza or a scarring fever.

We didn't care. We didn't eat. And we didn't care about time.

You can get the report straight from me, okay?

We had a very lovely time. Arthur went home. Good night.

I think it's gonna work out because, I mean, looks like things are getting better already.

I am so glad that you said that.

Because...

Realizing that I really need a friend.

We both need a friend.

Sorry I took so long.

Oh, that's okay.

Gave us time to get to know each other a little better.

A few drinks, a few laughs.

Good.

Because this moron from the office cornered me.

You were supposed to go meet John if things didn't go well?

Jess, this guy knows he's here?

Yeah, it's no problem.

I told him that Arthur and I had a very nice dinner and then Arthur went home.

And now it's just you and I all alone.

So everything's all right now?

Everything is fine.

You enjoying yourself, Arthur?

Can I go home now, Bill?

I want to go home.

I'm sorry, Arthur. I can't catch your check until Monday.

In the meantime, it's nice to have a friend.

Hey, Jess!

Jess, what can you do?

I'm fine.

Are you sick or something?

No, why don't you come in for a minute?

I'm doing an ovulation predictor test.

Now?

Now that we're having sex again, I want to make sure that I can get pregnant. Tonight.

Come on, Jess.

What?

What?

Bill, what's wrong with you?

Nothing.

Fresh cream?

What are we doing?

Jessica, I'm getting a little scared here, okay?

Can you untie the ropes, please?

Look, Arthur, everything is gonna be okay. I promise.

Jessica, please, just untie them.

I can't do that.

Yes, you can.

No, I can't.

Yes, you can.

I can't do that.

Why not?

Because I don't want to.

Jessica, you have to want to. You're a normal person like me. Will you please just untie these ropes?

I can't. We need you here.

Arthur.

Look, everything is gonna be okay. It's all gonna be over soon. Okay?

Come on, have some ice cream.

You could always adopt.

Well, I'm glad you've been paying attention.

You want some?

Yes.

Arthur, did you know that about one out of every six pregnancies ends in miscarriage?

Yeah, I think I heard that.

Bill hadn't. He thought it was all his fault that we shouldn't have had sex while I was pregnant.

What do you think about that?

So what about you?

What?

What did you do to my son?

Why don't you tell me how you rose to become the boss's son-in-law?

If I tell you about my life, will you let me go?

Why don't you let me tell it?

You find the perfect firm. You marry the boss's daughter, become VP.

I bet you had the whole thing planned for years.

Actually, that's not true at all.

After college, I thought about going to graduate school to study Victorian poetry.

I had won a major writing award in college. It was called the Himmelman Award.

And it brought a cash prize of 65 cents.

This was not much of an incentive for a career in the arts. So here I am.

Maybe I could read some of your stuff sometime.

It's mostly garbage.

I bet she doesn't think so.

Who?

Your wife. I bet she thinks you're wonderful.

Well, she wasn't much of a critic.

Bullshit.

Bullshit. She's the only one that matters.

Jessica, can you untie these? Your boyfriend tied them too tight.

Jessica? Jessica?

Jessica, can you untie me, huh? Just one arm.

Jessica? Just one arm, please.

Arthur, can't we talk about something else? Maybe your writing or your career, anything.

Jessica, no, we can't. Look, I can't move here. I can't even move, okay?

Please, Arthur.

No, Jessica, please, come on, please.

Shut up!

I can't stay here. I can't stay here an old day. I can't. I can't take it anymore.

Just shut up!

I can't stay here just so he can get it up.

Arthur, just shut up, just shut up, just shut up!

Well, it's hard. It's hard, Miss Hill, to be trapped in a room with a couple of gun-wielding perverts.

Well, Mr. Wilkins, you won't have to endure much more of this, okay?

Because pretty soon you can leave here, you can go back to your boring existence, and your boring little wife.

How dare you call my wife boring? She's intelligent, she's sensitive, she's beautiful, she's everything that you're not.

Fuck you!

No, fuck you, Miss Hill! Fuck you!

You wouldn't understand anything about our relationship.

Oh, what about your relationship would I not understand? What's so different?

Nothing. There's nothing different about it. There's nothing different or weird or twisted.

It's just two people who care about each other.

Oh, come on, Arthur. Is that why you came to my apartment tonight?

How? Holy cow, it's another home run!

Baby, I love you. I'm sorry I got angry. I'm really glad you want to get pregnant.

Oh, I love you too, Billy.

Baby, you are looking particularly voluptuous this evening.

Maybe you think I'm lying, but I would not lie about a thing like that.

Hey, Art, nothing like a nice wet kiss, huh? A nice wet kiss from a beautiful woman.

Isn't she beautiful? Isn't she how beautiful she is?

You know, from the moment we met, I had an aching because I found her so painfully beautiful.

The most beautiful woman on the face of this earth.

Isn't she beautiful, Arthur?

Billy, the test was positive.

Baby, I love you more than as humanly possible.

I would go to hell for you and I would let the devil scrape out my soul with his fingernails.

Ow!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Sit down in the chair, Arthur. Arthur, you can't go yet.

No. No. You won't shoot me. You can't. You two can't touch each other without me.

I don't want to hurt you, Arthur, but I will if you don't sit down in that chair.

No, you won't. You can't.

Arthur! Arthur!

Shit, that's loud.

Nice shot.

Thanks.

Somebody's gonna call the cops.

Yeah, we better get out of here.

How did he get out of that? I tied a double hitch knot.

I feel kind of sorry for him, you know?

I know you do, Billy, but I didn't force him to come, did I?

I mean, he came because he wanted to.

That's true.

He has a wife and he still came.

She's probably gonna come looking for him soon.

We should get out of here.

Start the car. Open the car.

Bill, open the keys. I don't have the keys.

Get in there. Fuck.

Oh, shit.

Shit.

Stop the car. Stop the car.

Stop the car!

I got it. Go. Stop the car.

Stop the car.

I got it.

Okay.

Shit. Shit.

Oh, shut your dogs off. It's nothing.

I'm alive.

Of course you are. You fainted.

Length's in a gun.

What a bed. Shit.

Old kidnapper had a farm.

E-I-E-I-O.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.

And on that farm he had some pigs.

E-I-E-I-O.

Shut up.

With a policeman here and a policeman there.

Here's a cop. There a cop.

Oh, God.

So we're going on a family vacation, huh?

Are we going on a family vacation?

I think we are going on a family vacation, Bill.

Don't you think...

Shut up.

How much longer? When are we gonna get there?

I have to go to the bathroom.

How much longer? How much longer?

Would you shut up?

Just call me Junior.

You know, this could really fuck me up, you know?

Watching Mom and Dad sex it up.

Come on, Arthur. Why don't you relax? Take it easy. Have a drink.

Oh, my God. You've crossed state lines with a hostage

and an open bottle of booze.

The feds are gonna be after us. The FBI.

I'm talking about that's the real thing, Jessica. The real thing.

You, Billy. Billy Boy.

Oh, Billy Boy.

Ow!

Ow!

Come on, get up.

Come on.

Billy!

Ow!

Are you trying to make me look bad?

You sit.

Ow!

It's not broken.

Put your feet together.

You're not doing so tight.

Oh, no. It's too tight.

Okay, I'll do it. You let me know when it's loose enough, okay?

Okay. Forget it. Forget it.

Bill, let me look at that cut.

That's okay.

That's good. That's good. Thank you.

I gotta go to the gas station and get something for this chin.

Hurry back.

I love you, baby.

Let me fix you up.

Jessica.

Why don't you just let me go? I promise I won't get you in there.

Ow! Ow!

Sorry. Just...

I promise I won't get you in any trouble.

Put your head back. Stop the bleeding.

Arthur, I want you to know that you've changed our lives immeasurably.

There you go.

Ow.

And I'm really grateful.

Let's just go away, huh? Forget about this whole thing.

And I want to thank you too because, you know, now...

Hey, I may become pregnant.

Do you really want to have a family with him? Huh?

I mean, you deserve somebody calm.

Somebody normal, Jess.

He is normal, Arthur.

Actually, he's really quite loving.

And he's gonna be a great father.

Great father.

And he's gonna have his boat.

Oh, yeah. The boat.

Let me ask you, Jess, where do you and a child fit in with the boat?

It'll work out great. I can handle all the business.

And babies love water, you know?

Bet your wife knows that. They love water.

Does she want to have children?

Who?

Your wife.

We stopped talking about things like that a long time ago.

Really?

Is that why you cheat on her?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I...

Arthur.

You're gonna go home soon.

Okay, Arthur.

On Monday, Bill will cash your check.

And then you can go home and you can give your wife a big hug.

And maybe I'll get pregnant.

And...

And maybe you can have a second chance, too.

Jess, let me ask you something.

What?

After I'm gone?

Yeah.

Do you really think that Bill will be able to...

You know...

Without me?

Man!

Did I find a great supermarket down the way?

Look at these.

Extensive inventory.

Hey, we're in Motel Heaven here.

Love's many faces.

Too tight?

Just my size.

Good, because I would hate for you to be uncomfortable.

Listen.

Maybe. Here's the deal.

Monday, we call him sick.

All right?

Tuesday, we call him sick.

Forget about it. The whole week, we call him sick.

He'll tell me of the flu.

Or influenza.

Or scolepheva.

Phil?

Yes?

What about me? Do I call him sick, too?

No.

You.

You.

Shut up.

How are you feeling, sweetheart?

I'm okay.

What?

Okay. Let's go.

Where are you going?

Where are we going?

I want to go.

No, I don't want to go.

I don't want to go.

Come on, get out.

Come on.

All right, all right. All right, Phil.

Walk.

Walk.

Arthur, walk.

I may miss you again, Arthur.

Walk.

Oh, that feels great.

Go ahead, do it.

Why?

Why? Because it relieves tension.

I do it all the time.

Go ahead, go ahead, try one.

No. You'll shoot me.

What would be the logic in that?

Because if I scream, my screams will cover the gunshot.

You have a very good imagination.

You took me out here to kill me right then.

I'm not going to kill you, Arthur, unless you want me to.

I'm going to cast that check, and then you're out of here.

But if you ever tell anyone about this,

or if I ever see you again,

or if I ever hear from you again,

then I will definitely kill you, Arthur.

Do you understand me?

Yes.

Good.

Arthur, good.

Oh, my God.

Are you all right?

Look in the chair.

She's sick, Bill.

Sit!

Jess, you all right?

Babe, you all right?

Jess, you look terrible.

Billy.

Billy, I need you to do me a little favor.

Sure, anything.

I sort of have a craving.

You do?

Yeah.

Yeah, for an apple pie.

We have vanilla ice cream. I'd really love some apple pie.

Now?

That's okay. I can get it myself.

No. No, I'll get it.

I'll get it for you.

Thanks.

I am really tired.

I love you, Billy.

I love you, too.

Damn it.

You don't have much time to escape.

Time to escape?

There, that's it.

That's it?

Hurry, Arthur, go!

Jessica.

Hurry!

Jessica, come with me.

Get out of here. I'm letting you go.

No, I can be decent.

We can be decent together.

You're proposing that you and I run off together?

You still want me even after all this?

Yes.

What are you doing?

Arthur, don't you want to be free?

Yes, Jessica. I do.

Well, then go!

Go back to your wife and your job and your house.

I can be free with you.

We can be free together.

You don't even know what you have.

Apple pie.

Apple pie.

Great, thanks.

Wow, it looks great.

Would you like some pie, Arthur?

Yes, please.

You're going to let him go?

He doesn't want to go, Billy.

You asked him?

I'm really tired, okay? I just want to go to sleep.

So you want to stay with us, Arthur?

Good boy.

Tell us a poem, Arthur.

A poem?

Yeah.

One of your favorites.

Let's see.

There'll be none of beauty's daughters

with a magic quite like thee.

And like music on the waters

is thy sweet voice to me.

When as if its sound were causing

the charmed oceans pausing

the waves lie still and gleaming

and the lulled winds

seem dreaming.

Baby, you are looking particularly

voluptuous tonight.

And maybe you think I'm lying.

But I wouldn't lie about a thing like that.

I know that, Billy.

What was that?

What?

You winked at me.

Why?

Why did you wink at me?

I'm just doing my job, Bill.

That's sick.

Billy, come here.

She looks at him and she says,

Poppy, can you put your glasses on

so I can see you better?

She needed his eyes so she could see.

Great.

Kids are so great.

Kids are great.

Great.

Is it Checkmate yet?

No, as a matter of fact, it's not.

Check.

Painfully obvious who's winning.

You know, Arthur,

I don't think you understand the situation here.

We're not here for your entertainment.

That is not what's going on here.

Checkmate.

I know.

I know.

Finally.

You still want to be entertained, Arthur?

No, no, no, no, no, Billy.

Should I shoot you in the head?

That would be entertaining.

Billy.

No, no, would you find that more interesting

if I shot you through the fucking head, Arthur?

Would you?

Billy.

Would you? What?

Don't be such a bully.

I'm not being a bully.

I'm not being a bully.

I'm trying to play chess.

I'm trying to relax.

And these constant comments

from the peanut gallery

are breaking my concentration.

And I cannot win without my concentration.

So...

So you win.

I'm going to go pay for tonight.

Tomorrow I'm going to cast a check

and then we're out of here.

I'm sorry.

It's not your fault.

He can't stand a lose.

I guess not.

It's really nice to have you as a friend again, Arthur.

It's nice being your friend, Jess.

Look, let me just tell you,

when we were in your apartment

and we were kissing and everything, you know,

I just want to tell you that, you know,

I felt, I don't take that casually.

It was very nice.

So my marriage is over.

What?

We haven't lived together for eight months.

We haven't told anybody, you know, we kept it a secret.

We thought it would break her father's heart.

Let me just find some excuse to fire me.

Arthur, I'm so sorry.

You want to go away with me?

Arthur.

Where would we go?

You mean you'll go with me?

So how does it feel to be a rich man, Bill?

Bill.

Great.

Bill.

Sober, get out.

What are you talking about?

Wait, I don't understand what's going on here.

Unlock him.

Unlock him, please.

No, no, no, no.

It's time to go, Artie.

Let's go.

You know, you both need me.

Because that's a thing, Arthur.

We don't really need you anymore.

Let's go.

No.

I don't believe this.

Go!

Go!

Go!

Arthur, please.

Arthur.

No, no, no.

No!

No, no, no, I don't want to go!

I don't want to go!

I don't want to go!

No!

Guys!

Give me the gun.

No.

Arthur, please.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no.

Jessica's coming with me.

Jess?

No, Arthur.

What do you mean?

No!

You want to!

No, Arthur, I'm sorry.

No!

No.

Arthur.

Arthur, give me that gun and go home.

No, no, no, no, no.

No, I don't have a home.

I got nothing.

I got nothing.

This is stupid, Arthur.

What's your plan, Arthur?

Don't you laugh at me!

You're getting a chair!

Get in the fucking chair!

Are you going to shoot me, Arthur?

Huh?

Are you going to shoot me?

Then do it!

Fucking shoot me, then, Arthur!

Do me a fucking favor!

Please!

Give me that gun.

Baby, the devil has scraped out my soul with his fingernails

and I got nothing left to give you.

Billy, don't you love me anymore?

Baby, I love you now.

And I love you always.

I love you for the rest of my life.

I love you too, Billy.

I love you too, Billy.

I love you too, Billy.

Move!

Move!

Move!