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Beware of false prophets,

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which come to you in sheep's clothing,

for inwardly they are ravening wolves.

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Good evening, Knebworth.

My name is Robbie Williams.

This is my band.

And for the next two hours, your ass is mine!

One hand in the air!

Two hands in the air!

And bounce, come on, y'all! Bounce, come on, y'all!

Well, all right!

Show me love, Knebworth!

How're you feeling at the back?

Come on!

Knebworth, show me love!

Come on!

Yeah!

Come on!

Knebworth!

How are you, boys?

Knebworth, for the first time in my life, I'm speechless.

I really hope that I can do a show tonight that will make you proud.

It's gonna take a couple of numbers.

When I saw you lot tonight, I've never seen anything like this in my life.

Ever.

And after these three nights,

I don't think Britain will see anything like it for a long time to come either.

This is "Come Undone".

Thank you!

Britain, I'm your son!

Thanks.

All right. I'm back. Good!

This is the largest assembled crowd that I've ever played for.

You look amazing. Good evening.

Now, I know that we all love a bit of karaoke, right?

Yeah?

I wanna do... And this will be a world record.

It says, "Warning, audience participation" on the screen here.

I wanna do the biggest assembled karaoke sing ever.

Now, I've got Norris McWhirter,

Cheryl Baker and Linford Christie in the back.

They're making this official.

Dedication's what you need, folks.

Repeat after me...

What's the fucking song?

Oh, OK. Right.

You think that I'm strong.

You are wrong.

You are quite clearly wrong.

Very, very good. Now, the words are gonna come up here.

I've done this link before, but I really like it.

This used to be my auntie's favourite song.

Yeah, it's quite touching for me.

She's not dead, it's just not her favourite song anymore.

This is "Strong".

Come on!

Hello!

Everybody!

I've got a story to tell you. I hope you don't mind.

I want you to do one thing for me.

Hi, mate. You all right?

When I say "alcohol",

I want the whole place to say "yes!"

Alcohol.

But when I say "drugs", I want you to say "boo!"

No. "Boo." OK.

Drugs.

Alcohol.

This, ladies and gentlemen, is a cautionary tale.

Don't hang out in Las Vegas with a monkey.

"Me And My Monkey!"

Drugs.

Alcohol.

The Cheeky Girls.

Drugs, right?

I wanna introduce you

to some of my favourite people on this tour.

The Robbie Williams Dancers. Hello, girls.

Suzanne, Djeneba,

Vicky, Kate,

Nikki and the lovely, lovely Keeley.

Lads, what do you think?

Keeley... Forget it.

This is "Hot Fudge"!

I'm moving back to England!

Don't stop!

Actually, stop.

Alcohol.

Drugs.

It's nice to know you're all as mad as me!

Wouldn't it be nice if we had

some sort of grand piano here with me on stage?

Wouldn't that be lovely?

And maybe if we could just get

one of my closest, dearest friends, Mr Max Beesley,

to play that piano with me.

Fuck me!

Hello!

Nice to see you, son!

Ladies and gentlemen, your friend and mine, Mr Max Beesley.

Ladies and gentlemen, can I sing you my favourite song of all time, please?

It goes something like this.

It goes like this. All right, it's not really my favourite...

Please, please.

Can everybody hear "Bojangles" at the back?

Are you all right back there, folks?

You look amazing.

I can see you. I can feel you all.

Just doing my bit to keep the dream alive.

Mr Max Beesley!

Maxie, when you play this music,

it makes me feel really, really sad.

Come on. Keep up with the show.

Let me start again.

Maxie, when you play this music, it makes me feel really sad.

Wanna know why?

Because me and Max were having a chat before the show

and we realised that Knebworth was here,

the time was right,

and then we thought,

"What does it mean without love, without a girlfriend?"

Is there anybody in love in the audience tonight?

You two down there?

How long have you...

You look a bit like me, sir. Yeah.

You're a very handsome man.

How long have you been going out with each other?

Married ten years!

That's nine years three months longer than any of my relationships.

Right there. I don't know.

Have you got kids?

You got two kids? How old are they?

Ten and six. Where are they tonight?

Are they gonna watch tomorrow night on the telly? Yeah?

Give her a kiss. Go on.

See, that's love, right there for you.

Congratulations.

You look great together. This is for you.

This is "She's The One".

That's entertainment, right there.

That's beautiful.

Thanks, baby.

I've got one of these. I'll give it you back.

- What's your name? - Kelly.

If there's somebody calling me on

Kelly's the one

Come on!

Give that to Kelly.

Can I have another jacket, please? Do you know "Love Supreme"?

Shall we do that for them?

Kommen Sie on, then, bitte, and listen to "Love Supreme".

Swap.

Jesus! Get the camera on that!

Get the camera, quick!

Quick!

Come on!

Ladies and gentlemen, the Robbie Williams Band!

Yeah!

Let's have this on.

I'd like to dedicate this next song

to Mark Owen, Jason Orange,

Howard Donald and Gary Barlow.

Alcohol.

Drugs.

Exactly. This is "No Regrets".

I'm gonna do my Michael Stipe now.

Bass!

And I am, Knebworth! I'm doing great! Thank you!

You know,

during tonight's show,

every now and again I get quite used to it.

I've got my confidence and I can see you

and it's beautiful and I'm enjoying myself.

And then I look at you lot and look to the back

and I don't know what I've done.

You know what?

I shouldn't even think about it.

Tonight before I came on I was so nervous and so scared,

but absolutely everybody here is here to have a good time, right?

And so am I!

You know... I'm blown away.

The thing is,

when they write stuff in the tabloids and you hear things on television...

Yeah, whatever.

I want you to remember this night.

I will, the next time somebody writes something shitty

or negative about me.

This is "Kids". Come on!

Take it away, band!

Yeah, it's official.

You're the best crowd I've ever had. Full stop.

Oh, Knebworth

At this point in the show I make up a song

I don't think I will tonight

But oh, Knebworth

This show ain't like any other

And there's a little lady standing at the side of the stage

She is my mother

Mum!

Come on!

Mum, you don't walk like that in real life.

That was the weirdest walk I've ever seen you do.

That was this.

That was like, "Check me out, I'm shit-hot."

Did you see the walk?

"Yeah. I'm his mum.

"Fuck you."

Mum, I love you. God bless you.

She does...

That was the walk you must do

when you've got your telephone voice on.

You've got the poshest telephone voice I've ever heard.

"Hello?"

We're from Stoke!

This show will be on the telly tomorrow night

But they should have recorded this one

Tomorrow maybe I'll be shite

But it doesn't matter anyway

At least I did one good show

And if no one will believe me

You must all tell them so

That's entertainment right there!

That's an Ivor Novello winning lyric, ladies and gentlemen.

That's what I win them for.

Rhyming "so" with "tomorrow", I think.

This is for your grandmas.

Thank you very much. You're very kind.

That was the worst I've played guitar, I think, on this tour.

- But you don't mind, do you? - No!

Thanks very much.

So, Knebworth

That's the end of the guitar bit

Will you do me a favour and get your cameras out? Cameras in the air.

Wind them all on.

After three I want you to let them off.

Have we got a camera here? I want to take a picture of this.

Is there a camera there?

We'll get it from up here. Get one.

One, two, three!

Oh, my God!

And again. One, two, three!

Yeah. Can you do it once more for my camera, please?

OK. Sorry. I feel like I've won a competition.

Here you are. OK.

One, two, three!

Thank you, Knebworth!

This next song was written

when for one reason or another I wasn't feeling too well.

But I've got to tell you that right now,

and for a long time now, a couple of years,

I've been feeling absolutely amazing.

Absolutely.

Tonight, quite possibly, I'm the happiest man on the planet.

That's because of many reasons.

I've got a great band. I've got great management.

I've got a great crew. I've got a great family.

I've got great friends.

And most importantly, you buy my records...

In a minute!

And I want to say

I've never seen an audience

at anybody else's gigs

that enjoys themselves as much as you.

I'm only as good as you. Thank you.

I want you to remember something for me.

This is Robbie Williams. This is what I do for a living. Right here.

I'm a singer, I'm a songwriter

and I'm a born entertainer!

This is what I do!

Thank you!

Come on!

Hello? Hello? Is there anybody out there?

Is there anybody out there?

Thank you! Good night!

Go on, then!

Come on, Knebworth! Let's have it!

Come on!

"I sit and wait.

"Does an angel contemplate my fate?"

Well, this is the best tour I've ever been on. The best tour by far.

I know I've said it before, but I'm gonna get old...

I'm getting older and I want you to come with me.

You've watched me grow up so far.

I want to get old with you lot.

Please don't leave me.

This is "Angels".

Come on!

Come on!

One last time!

Knebworth, I love you!