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No (Lewd) Wife No Life!

Owner's Wife Ohh!

Having a new home sure is nice!

We'll be finally living together as a newlywed couple today!

This is the beginning of our smooth-sailing life! We only need to buy the landlord an introductory gift.

We've been a couple since we were students and got married last year! You shouldn't underestimate me!

Do I deserve this much happiness? smug

Greetings from New Tenants Look, it's all ready!

Sweet bean jelly from Inuya!

Hello, we're the Suzuki family who moved in today. We'll be under...

Whoa!

Ohh, if it isn't Momodate!

It's me, Murai, your old volleyball club coach!

I-It's been a long time...

Oh, we'll be seeing each other a lot again from now on!

Y-Yeah...

What's up?

N-Nothing, everything is fine.

That's right, it's all over now.

I should avoid him as much as possible.

I'm home!

Uhh...

Welcome home!

Oh, Momodate. You're back.

Ohh, Sensei came over to give

the circular memo. N-No way...

I invited him in for a tea.

I heard you went for marriage resignation at work today!

I-I was planning to avoid him at all costs, and yet...

2 Hours Later... H-Hey! Wake up, Masashi-san!

Ah, he'll be out cold for the whole day

since I gave him some sleep meds.

H-How could you do that!?

That's a crime! I'll call the cops...

Don't talk like we're strangers.

Didn't we use to be sex friends?

I shouldn't have listened to his smooth talk.

He offered me a recommendation as a national volleyball candidate

in exchange for my body.

Before I knew it, I was completely hooked on both his body and techniques.

How about it? Are you reliving the past?

N-No, I'm not! You forced me back then...

Didn't you enjoy it too?

Hey, this part got hotter.

Aren't you getting horny right now?

I bet Masashi was dull in bed.

Wanna do some clingy breeding like slugs again after such a long time?

No, absolutely not!

But he'll tell everything to Masashi if I keep saying no!

A-Alright, as long as there's no penetration.

Woohoo! Alright!

Ohh, Momodate! You're wearing our volleyball uniform beneath your clothes!

N-No, this is our company's volleyball uniform!

It reminds me of the old times which makes my cock throb!

This is turning me on instead!

H-He focuses on teasing my sweet spots persistently!

Oh yeah, wasn't it around the time we've been having sex

when you started dating Masashi as well?

D-Don't say that!

He is right...

My affair with my coach generally lasts a long time with non-stop action.

I'm coming... Coming... Coming...

Hey, hey... You quickly come as usual when teased around this spot!

Hey, don't you remember that thing?

Y-Yes!

Ahh, I replied by reflex. That's it! You beg on that pose when you wanna

come right away! All my habits back then are still ingrained in my body!

Well done! Good girl!

I'll make you come as much as you want as a reward!

I'm coming!

Th-This is bad...

Phew, feels comfy!

U-Umm, wh-what are you...

Hey, hey, have you already forgotten?

When I pull my cock out, aren't you supposed to do "that"?

I-I'm sorry. Th-This is for the sake of our current

life here. Yes, yes, that's what I taught you.

Tuck my long cock between those hanging tits of yours right away.

Wrap it around to make it ejaculate.

H-Here are my huge indecent breasts.

Please sit back, feel good, and ejaculate anytime you want.

Oh, damn!

My cock is a perfect fit!

Hearing that is making me come already!

These are the traces of the training he gave me.

Frisky words are coming out of my mouth.

You almost drained me dry!

Wait, we definitely can't do that!

Masashi is right there!

You're still saying that after giving me a titjob!?

We already came this far so let's feel good together!

A-Absolutely not!

I mustn't imagine it, or else...

I knew it. Females can't resist a cock they're very familiar with.

I-I'll end up moaning... Do it slowly...

Forgive me, Masashi.

Ahh, this is it!

This is the same cock...

The cock that ruined me!

It's still the same top-notch tight pussy as always!

Masashi is so unfair for keeping this all to himself!

Ahh, so deep!

It's hitting a spot Masashi couldn't reach!

It keeps hitting... I-It won't stop! It won't stop!

No kissing...

Stop being stubborn.

We used to lick each other all over.

Didn't you love having clingy sex like slugs?

Th-This is it! I love this!

That's it, you remembered rubbing your nipples against mine.

Whenever I have sex with my

coach, Let's keep that C minor going!

Push your vaginal roof up to staccato! it makes me realize

the fact that I'm a mere female. Ahh, coming! Coming!

Ahh... Ahh... If this goes on...

Won't it be fine? Your husband didn't wake up after all this.

Doing it again won't make any difference, so let's continue till we're satisfied.

Sorry, I was out cold the whole time.

Yeah.

Huh, where's Sensei?

Ah, he went home a while ago. I

won't do such a thing ever again.

Or so I thought, but...

H-Hey, please stop this!

Didn't we use to wash each other like this back then?

This old man used his authority as our landlord and our past affair to threaten me.

He straight up keeps coming over to our place while my husband is away.

Come on, raise your leg higher!

I can't grind beneath your navel otherwise.

Don't you love that? I'm home! Huh!?

Oh, you're taking a bath.

Ah... A-Aren't you home early today?

I was nearby due to work.

I'll be back there right away but I wanna see your face.

I-I see...

H-Hey, have you lost your mind!? He's still right

there. I'll be on my way, then. T-Take care, darling!

We almost got caught.

I should put a stop to this.

I'm gonna let him know everything today.

U-U-Umm, I wanna tell you something...

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you.

I'll be overseas tomorrow for a two-week business trip.

Eh...

I'll go home right away if anything happens.

Be sure to consult Sensei as well.

Uhh...

I-I lost my chance to tell him.

What should I do? For the next two weeks, I'm...

Ohh, so that's why you came over to my place?

You wanna talk about something?

Are you here to vent out your pent-up lust?

Don't be ridiculous.

You heard about my husband's business trip

and called me over, didn't you?

And worse, you even made me put these pervy things on.

You're back to that same closet pervert from the past!

I'm about to loosen up that pussy as I please.

Looks like you're all good to go.

H-Hey, we can't go bareback...

It's too late to be acting like a good girl now.

Weren't you already prepared for this when you came here?

The temptation of bareback penetration and irresponsible sex!!

Oh no, his cock with no rubber reeks!

It's letting out a stuffy fishy steam! H-He's gonna put it in bareback!

J-Just for this moment, I'll become his woman!

Ooh, it feels warm! And slimy as well!

Putting it in bareback sure is the best!

Come on, show your gratitude.

When I put it in bareback for you,

I kept telling you to thank me upfront!

Thank you!

You're already old enough now. Do it like we're husband and wife!

This hits the spot! I'm coming! Learn how to do it more like a mature lady! I

love this! It's so deep! Give adult kisses and slither your tongue like a snake!

Y-Yes!

Here I am in a middle-aged man's filthy and stinky room,

dripping with sweat and having bareback sex!

How could this happen to me?

I feel bad for Masashi!

I'll be borrowing this

well-maintained pussy! I'm coming!

A-Anything but coming inside me bareback!

Ahh! No, I have to stop him!

I'm coming!

Let's do plenty of lovemaking while Masashi is away for the next two weeks.

A Month Since Then... I-I'll be on my way now.

Is it the trip with your former coworker?

Y-Yeah...

Be careful on your way.

Murai Forgive me, Masashi.

My body is still a slave to my coach.

Y-Yuuri-kun, where are you going?

I have an overprotective mother.

What about snack time with Mommy?

S-Sorry, I have club activities.

Let's eat together afterwards, then.

She's been especially clingy lately which is an issue for reasons.

Alright then, here's your send-off kiss!

I don't really hate it,

but my young male instinct is prone to reacting to her physical intimacy.

Ah, Yuuri-kun... B-Bye!

Yuuri-kun has been acting cold lately.

I wonder if he hates me now.

He's Matsuda Hiroyuki-kun, a mischievous friend of mine.

What's eating you?

You see, my mom has been clingy lately...

Hmmmm...

Come in, Matsuda-kun!

If I remember it right, the lady at his place was...

Well, getting along well with your mom is a good thing!

Yeah...

Ah, I know! I'll drop by your place later and talk to her!

Eh? You don't have to...

Don't sweat it, we're buddies!

Is this gonna be okay? Just leave it to me!

I'm home!

Ah, Yuuri-kun! I-It's not what you think.

I was just cleaning your room. Mom's Secret Snapshot

Sh-She found out! My life is over!

I-It's your fault, Mom!

You've been too clingy to me with such a wicked body!

Put yourself in my shoes!

I-I understand.

I-I've made this part of you so hard.

I will take responsibility and relieve you.

Y-Yuuri-kun and I will become one!

I know this is wrong but there's no stopping us now!

Whoa!

Good afternoon!

M-Matsuda-kun, you're here...

Hey, I told you I'll drop by!

Ma'am, pardon my intrusion!

These two...

M-Matsuda-kun...

Welcome in!

Phew, this makes it 50 wins and zero losses.

M-Matsuda-kun, you're good at games.

Well, yeah...

By the way, Matsuda-kun. Aren't your parents worried?

Oh, I told them I'll stay the night here.

Eh?

Ain't it fine, Ma'am?

Sending him home this late would be dangerous.

It's too bad that Yuuri-kun and I can't continue with that...

I-I'll get the futon ready.

Okay!

...but the throbbing won't stop.

I'd really want to become one with Yuuri-kun instead, but...

Ahh, it's hitting my sweet spot!

Yuuri-kun... Yuuri-kun...

Coming! Coming! Coming! Coming! Coming!

Whoa!?

M-Matsuda-kun!?

Gotcha! What are you doing, Ma'am?

Why are you...

I got up and went to the toilet.

Hey, Ma'am. Sleep with me tonight.

I miss my mom and can't catch a sleep.

W-We can't do such a thing...

Oh, what are you thinking of? I only meant lying together on the bed.

Or else, I'll tell Yuuri that you were masturbating.

Huh? A-Anything but that...

He will think I'm a pervert!

Ahh, you smell so good!

Your body feels so soft.

It's damp with sweat.

Having no idea what to do with your body is such a huge waste!

U-Umm, Matsuda-kun...

A-Aren't we gonna sleep yet?

I miss my mother... Mommy!

H-Hold on, Matsuda-kun...

Umm, your dick is pressing against me...

Oh? I guess our position is a bit off.

This isn't lying together on the bed!

Th-This is bad... If this goes on...

Wait, Matsuda-kun! It's out! It's poking out!

Stop grinding!

It's huge!? How could a boy his age have such size!?

And to make things worse, I was about to come earlier so I'm still sensitive!

Hey, Ma'am! Can I put it in?

O-Of course, you can't!

I will keep it a secret from Yuuri, so please let me!

Ugh... I can't do it with such a

young kid! Hey, pretty please!

You're incredibly wet with pussy

juice down here! I can't hold back...

...from this anymore.

It's going in! I'm actually about to have sex with

my son's friend! Oh shit, the tip is buried in...

No need to drag this on any longer!

Damn, my hips won't stop!

Aren't our bodies compatible, Ma'am?

I-I prepared my body for Yuuri-kun, and then this happens!

Wow, the head is so thick.

He's hollowing me out! It's very long!

W-We can't do this, Matsuda-kun! Pull it out!

Huh, what do you mean? You keep coming a bit since earlier.

Ahh, I'm about to come!

Huh!?

M-Matsuda-kun! D-Don't do it inside me! Not inside!

You can't!

Ahh, I'm coming buckets...

Don't move, Ma'am. I-I had impregnating sex with

my son's friend! Take it in slowly but surely...

Ahh, that felt great!

I knew our bodies were very compatible!

Hey, let's go for another round!

Good morning.

Y-Yuuri-kun... Good morning!

Hey, you sure slept well!

You're both up early.

Huh!?

L-Let's have breakfast!

O-Okay...

The Next Night Matsuda-kun

stayed the night here again.

N-Not tonight!

Hey, are we really not gonna?

Hey, this will feel good!

Ahh, oh well... I guess I'll go back to Yuuri and get some sleep.

A-Alright already...

Yuuri-kun might wake up if we're loud.

You have to hush it down, alright?

Uh-huh, sure!

What's up, Ma'am? You need to keep your voice down.

I'll gently grind beneath your belly button.

This tender spot feels good, doesn't it?

Now come!

Ahh, your pussy juice is all over the place.

Aren't you hornier than last night?

Are you a pervert, by any chance?

Do you like sneaking around for sex?

You're a woman of both obscenity and unparalleled beauty.

It went on for a whole week.

What kind of play should we do today?

Since she's a pervert,

she might like it if I make her wear the cosplay I gave her last time.

Hmm? Huh, it's locked?

Oh, so you're doing this now?

Alright, at least listen to this video's sound.

Huh?

Oh no, oh no! I feel it! I'm coming! It's your sex video that I recorded last time. Ooooooooh! Weren't you

moaning loud? Coming! Coming! Coming! Coming! Coming!

Oh, I know! I'll go and show this to Yuuri right now.

Hey, Ma'am! Wanna go there with me?

Whoa, sexy! It's the outfit I gave you last time!

My Venus!

I-I get it already so go inside.

Okay!

Huh? Matsuda-kun isn't here.

Is he taking a leak?

Hmm? I hear some noise in Mom's room.

I wonder what she's doing.

Ah!

M-Mom!? Hey, lick them with more passion.

Carefully work your way between every wrinkle of my butthole.

Mwah... Y-Yesh...

Ahh, my erectile tissue got pumped full of blood. This is your fault, Ma'am!

Hey, how are you gonna make up for this?

I-I'm sworree...

Do it slowly, like you're worshiping a phallic symbol.

Tease it in a lewd manner!

That's it, Ma'am! You're amazing!

That deserves a reward.

Are you all good to go, Ma'am?

What do you want to do? Speak out.

Ahh, o-okay... I-I want your long cock, Hiroyuki-sama.

Please let Mommy have your beast cock with a manly stench!

D-D-Do it right now!

H-Hurry up and give me that huge cock of yours!

Churn me up... Ahh...

I wonder about that.

I'm losing my mind here! Do it already!

M-Mom!

Ooh, scary! Alright then, as you wish!

Oh no! Coming! Coming! Coming!

I'm comiiing! Coming! Coming! Coming!

You're so vulgar, Ma'am. Yuuri's gonna hear you.

I-I'm coming! Coming! Coming!

Hey, why are you coming on your

own? Try holding it in! O-Ohh! Coming!

Your long drooping tits make a clapping sound! That's so funny!

It feels very good on this spot, right?

I'm glad to see you feeling good, Mommy!

I-If this goes on, I'll lose my mind from too much orgasm.

Don't you love it when I grind against this spot?

I'd love to tell Yuuri about this!

If you come one more time,

you're not allowed to have sex with Yuuri.

Ehh!?

Isn't that obvious? After climaxing this

much, aren't you practically mine now? Coming!

I won't give you up or let anyone else have you!

Come like crazy!

Alright, I can feel your butt trembling.

I can confirm that you reached climax.

From now on, you belong to me.

You're only allowed to have sex when I'm staying over.

Alright, we'll be having sex and no sleep tonight.

But first, we're gonna put some oil on your whole body.

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She was supposed to have sex with me.

But lately, she's been having sex with him every night.

This is the best!

A SakuraCircle Project / Translated by: Tennouji

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