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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:37,500 --> 00:02:38,500 Give it to me. 2 00:02:42,041 --> 00:02:44,916 350 rupees. Take out your credit card, brother. 3 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:48,375 I don't even have a ration card and you're talking about a credit card. 4 00:02:48,458 --> 00:02:49,416 Give him cash. 5 00:02:49,500 --> 00:02:51,875 I haven't seen cash in months! 6 00:02:52,416 --> 00:02:54,083 I thought you were carrying cash. 7 00:02:54,166 --> 00:02:56,125 No, I'm not. I thought you were carrying cash. 8 00:02:56,208 --> 00:02:57,041 That's why I came along. 9 00:02:57,166 --> 00:02:59,750 -Check your pocket. -My pocket? 10 00:03:00,291 --> 00:03:01,458 -Aren't you carrying any cash? -No. 11 00:03:01,541 --> 00:03:03,166 Why did you come here if you had no cash? 12 00:03:03,250 --> 00:03:04,541 I was counting on you. 13 00:03:04,625 --> 00:03:07,000 -If I had cash, why would I ask you... -Give me whatever you have. 14 00:03:07,375 --> 00:03:10,625 Fine. I'll give you what I have. You'll pay the rest. 15 00:03:10,708 --> 00:03:11,708 All right. 16 00:03:15,541 --> 00:03:16,541 What is this? 17 00:03:16,625 --> 00:03:18,750 -That's all I have. -Oh, God! 18 00:03:19,333 --> 00:03:22,458 I wouldn't want to wash dishes after a scrumptious meal. 19 00:03:25,833 --> 00:03:26,791 Shakti Kapoor. 20 00:03:26,875 --> 00:03:28,958 Oh Lolita. Let's go. 21 00:03:32,166 --> 00:03:35,333 -Shakti Kapoor will pay our bill. -Do you know him? 22 00:03:35,416 --> 00:03:37,833 -I know where he keeps his wallet. -Will you pick his pocket? 23 00:03:37,916 --> 00:03:39,083 Really! 24 00:03:39,666 --> 00:03:44,250 I promise I'll make you a top actress! You'll be a star. 25 00:03:48,500 --> 00:03:51,958 -Three and four. -But the bill is 350 rupees. 26 00:03:52,041 --> 00:03:54,208 -We'll give him a tip. 50 rupees. -It won't harm us. 27 00:03:54,291 --> 00:03:57,291 Now let's return his wallet. 28 00:03:57,583 --> 00:04:00,333 Are you crazy? We didn't get caught while we nicked it. 29 00:04:00,416 --> 00:04:01,541 What if we get caught while putting it back? 30 00:04:01,625 --> 00:04:02,583 Are you worried? 31 00:04:02,958 --> 00:04:04,416 Give it to me. I'll do the needful. 32 00:04:04,541 --> 00:04:06,250 After all, honesty is the best policy. 33 00:04:10,958 --> 00:04:12,291 I'll take your screen test later. 34 00:04:16,041 --> 00:04:18,916 I'll take your screen and your voice test. 35 00:04:20,625 --> 00:04:22,625 I've cancelled my today's shoot. 36 00:04:24,625 --> 00:04:26,875 I'll shoot with you today. 37 00:04:43,291 --> 00:04:45,625 Let's go to a discotheque 38 00:04:45,708 --> 00:04:48,000 Let's eat at a restaurant 39 00:04:48,083 --> 00:04:50,333 Let's romance. 40 00:04:50,416 --> 00:04:52,458 Let's romance. 41 00:04:52,625 --> 00:04:53,541 Let's romance! 42 00:04:53,791 --> 00:04:54,625 Let's romance! 43 00:04:55,500 --> 00:04:56,958 Let's romance! 44 00:04:57,041 --> 00:04:58,208 Here you go! 45 00:05:01,250 --> 00:05:02,333 Your room number is 119. 46 00:05:08,458 --> 00:05:09,375 Hey! 47 00:05:16,666 --> 00:05:17,708 Let's meet in the evening. 48 00:05:28,666 --> 00:05:31,666 Shakti, what are you doing? You're married. 49 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:33,541 You're married! What are you doing? 50 00:05:34,250 --> 00:05:35,333 You! 51 00:05:39,958 --> 00:05:41,791 Let go of my hand, darling. I'll beat him black and blue. 52 00:05:46,708 --> 00:05:48,583 For some, you need to crack the whip. 53 00:05:52,041 --> 00:05:53,083 Go away! 54 00:06:00,291 --> 00:06:01,208 My jeans got torn! 55 00:06:03,833 --> 00:06:06,666 Mobsters have it easy, don't they? 56 00:06:06,958 --> 00:06:09,458 They rake it in by making threat calls. 57 00:06:09,541 --> 00:06:13,916 It's a big gamble, brother. Make a call and make ten million! 58 00:06:14,291 --> 00:06:15,541 -Monu. -Yes? 59 00:06:15,666 --> 00:06:17,375 Mobsters are already busy making threat calls. 60 00:06:17,500 --> 00:06:18,875 What if we make calls of our own? 61 00:06:19,541 --> 00:06:20,958 -Are you serious? -Yes. 62 00:06:23,708 --> 00:06:26,750 We don't have money for food and you're talking about a cell phone! 63 00:06:28,000 --> 00:06:30,375 I have a coin. Use a pay phone to make a call. 64 00:06:30,458 --> 00:06:32,000 All right. Whom should we call? 65 00:06:32,083 --> 00:06:34,708 -Seth Amirchand. -Seth Amirchand. 66 00:06:41,333 --> 00:06:43,833 Hello, This is Mr. Amirchand's assistant here. 67 00:06:43,916 --> 00:06:45,083 My name is Kunj Biharilal. 68 00:06:45,208 --> 00:06:48,875 -Put Mr. Amirchand on the line! -Do that! 69 00:06:48,958 --> 00:06:49,875 Who are you? 70 00:06:49,958 --> 00:06:53,500 -Tell him, Big Brother is on the line. -Understand? 71 00:06:53,583 --> 00:06:56,958 Oh, you're his brother. Well hello there! 72 00:06:57,041 --> 00:06:59,208 Long time, no see. 73 00:06:59,291 --> 00:07:00,791 You moron! 74 00:07:00,875 --> 00:07:03,625 The day we meet, will be your last day on earth. 75 00:07:03,750 --> 00:07:06,291 You will die! Damn you... 76 00:07:06,375 --> 00:07:09,458 My boss's brother seems to be an angry young man. 77 00:07:09,541 --> 00:07:12,458 Sir, it's your brother on the line. 78 00:07:12,958 --> 00:07:14,875 My brother? Where did he come from? 79 00:07:15,000 --> 00:07:18,500 He is right here and he's heaping abuses relentlessly. 80 00:07:18,583 --> 00:07:20,458 Who dares to curse me over the phone? 81 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:22,125 You should listen to this. 82 00:07:23,000 --> 00:07:24,916 -Hello. -Talk to him. 83 00:07:25,708 --> 00:07:28,708 Hello, Mr. Amirchand, do you think you're an emperor? 84 00:07:28,833 --> 00:07:30,333 -You... -Do you? 85 00:07:30,791 --> 00:07:33,083 Keep 20 trunks ready. 86 00:07:33,166 --> 00:07:34,375 Got it? 87 00:07:34,458 --> 00:07:35,458 Trunks? 88 00:07:35,916 --> 00:07:37,500 I don't deal in trunks. 89 00:07:37,583 --> 00:07:39,583 Don't you know a trunk is equal to a million rupees? 90 00:07:39,708 --> 00:07:41,083 We want two million rupees! 91 00:07:41,166 --> 00:07:42,958 You... 92 00:07:43,583 --> 00:07:45,208 Two million rupees! 93 00:07:45,708 --> 00:07:47,541 -For what? -Don't you know 94 00:07:47,625 --> 00:07:49,875 that you have to pay a tax to goons to stay alive in this city? 95 00:07:49,958 --> 00:07:53,000 I want you to hear me loud and clear. 96 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:56,541 Come to the Gateway of India with cash at 4 p.m., 97 00:07:56,666 --> 00:07:58,750 else we'll tear you apart. 98 00:07:58,833 --> 00:08:00,166 Got it? 99 00:08:00,750 --> 00:08:02,250 -Brother! -Hello... 100 00:08:05,500 --> 00:08:07,500 What did your brother say? 101 00:08:07,958 --> 00:08:11,541 I want you to call the police commissioner. 102 00:08:11,666 --> 00:08:13,250 -Commissioner! -Come with me. 103 00:08:13,333 --> 00:08:14,375 -Where are you taking me? -Come on. 104 00:08:14,500 --> 00:08:15,416 That's fine. 105 00:08:15,500 --> 00:08:19,458 Go to the Gateway at 4 p.m. with two million rupees. 106 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:20,916 What? 107 00:08:21,250 --> 00:08:22,666 I'm asking your help 108 00:08:22,750 --> 00:08:25,958 but you're siding with them as if you are their commission agent. 109 00:08:26,041 --> 00:08:28,875 -Think sensibly. -That's out of question. 110 00:08:28,958 --> 00:08:32,625 My boss can't think sensibly when it comes to money. 111 00:08:32,708 --> 00:08:33,625 Right. 112 00:08:34,166 --> 00:08:36,750 If you don't carry cash, 113 00:08:36,833 --> 00:08:40,250 they won't come out and we won't be able to nab them. 114 00:08:40,333 --> 00:08:43,208 -So you want to use him as bait. -Hey! 115 00:08:43,291 --> 00:08:44,333 Hear me out. 116 00:08:44,416 --> 00:08:48,083 Back in the good old days, people would go hunting lions, 117 00:08:48,166 --> 00:08:50,041 and they'd use a goat as a bait. 118 00:08:50,125 --> 00:08:52,791 They are treating you as a bait. 119 00:08:53,083 --> 00:08:56,208 Mister, we have no other alternative. 120 00:08:56,500 --> 00:08:59,291 What's the guarantee you'd nab them? 121 00:08:59,375 --> 00:09:02,250 You will have to trust us on that. 122 00:09:04,625 --> 00:09:09,083 All right, I trust you but... please come on time. 123 00:09:09,166 --> 00:09:11,375 -Else... -Don't come in the end. 124 00:09:11,458 --> 00:09:13,666 Like in the movies, you know. "You are under arrest." 125 00:09:13,750 --> 00:09:14,708 Don't worry. 126 00:09:21,833 --> 00:09:23,416 -Monu. -Tell me. 127 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:25,375 Will the old man come with two million? 128 00:09:25,666 --> 00:09:28,000 Of course, he will. Here he comes, my brother. 129 00:09:30,666 --> 00:09:34,416 Monu, don't you think, two million rupees is a little less? 130 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:37,375 No problem, we'll make another call and ask for another two million. 131 00:09:50,541 --> 00:09:51,583 What are you doing? 132 00:09:53,166 --> 00:09:56,458 They are already here. 133 00:09:56,875 --> 00:09:58,458 What if the police don't come on time? 134 00:09:58,541 --> 00:10:00,791 A lion hunt leads to two things. 135 00:10:00,875 --> 00:10:04,666 Either the hunter kills the lion or the lion kills the goat. 136 00:10:04,750 --> 00:10:07,041 -Do you think I am a goat? -Just an example. 137 00:10:07,541 --> 00:10:10,750 -Go hand them the bag. -No, sir, I won't go. 138 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,166 Do you care about your job? 139 00:10:12,250 --> 00:10:14,208 Do you want my resignation letter here or in the office? 140 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:16,291 -So, you're going to resign! -No, sir... 141 00:10:16,375 --> 00:10:18,375 You should work for a change. 142 00:10:19,125 --> 00:10:20,458 Coward! 143 00:10:21,666 --> 00:10:23,666 -Sir, please go. -I'm going! 144 00:10:28,166 --> 00:10:30,166 -Come on. Fatso! -Go ahead. 145 00:10:35,875 --> 00:10:37,166 Hand me the bag. 146 00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:39,708 -I won't! -Come on! 147 00:10:39,791 --> 00:10:40,916 Give it to me! 148 00:10:41,250 --> 00:10:42,250 What are you doing? 149 00:10:45,041 --> 00:10:48,916 Sonu, run! He has brought the police along with two million. 150 00:10:50,208 --> 00:10:51,250 Sonu! 151 00:10:51,333 --> 00:10:54,791 What are you doing? 152 00:11:01,250 --> 00:11:05,000 What's going on? I never saw such a scene! 153 00:11:05,375 --> 00:11:09,875 Don't the names Sonu and Monu sound familiar? 154 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:12,000 Not just familiar, 155 00:11:12,416 --> 00:11:15,166 they are in fact... family! 156 00:11:30,583 --> 00:11:32,083 Move the poster! 157 00:11:32,916 --> 00:11:34,083 Where did they go? 158 00:11:41,541 --> 00:11:45,250 The old man must have never thought he'd lose two million at one go! 159 00:11:45,791 --> 00:11:47,333 Earlier, he would cry over losing 20 rupees. 160 00:11:47,416 --> 00:11:50,541 Now he must be sulking! 161 00:12:05,375 --> 00:12:06,541 The old man must be wondering 162 00:12:06,625 --> 00:12:09,750 how he lost two million rupees with one phone call! 163 00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:11,708 He would hardly spend 20 rupees. 164 00:12:11,791 --> 00:12:14,875 Now he lost two million rupees in 20 minutes. 165 00:12:15,333 --> 00:12:18,000 I hope he doesn't get suspicious! 166 00:12:18,125 --> 00:12:22,291 Had he been that smart, he wouldn't have brought us into the world. 167 00:12:22,375 --> 00:12:24,625 Or he would've snuffed us out when we were born. 168 00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:29,541 You conned your father! What a terrible thing to do! 169 00:12:29,625 --> 00:12:33,333 We conned our old man and he lost some money. 170 00:12:33,416 --> 00:12:34,625 How does that bother you? 171 00:12:38,083 --> 00:12:39,708 Where have you brought us, mister? 172 00:12:41,041 --> 00:12:43,083 Your bad time starts now. 173 00:12:43,166 --> 00:12:44,708 What are you saying, mister? 174 00:12:45,083 --> 00:12:47,666 Kiddo, stop calling me mister for I'm your old man. 175 00:12:49,583 --> 00:12:50,625 Get out! 176 00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:53,666 Dad, you're driving a taxi despite being such a wealthy man! 177 00:12:53,750 --> 00:12:54,833 Aren't you ashamed? 178 00:12:54,916 --> 00:12:57,333 I can even pull a rickshaw to catch you! 179 00:12:57,416 --> 00:12:58,875 I'll hand you over to the police now. 180 00:12:58,958 --> 00:13:00,708 Please don't hand us over to the police. 181 00:13:00,791 --> 00:13:01,833 -Why not? -Why? 182 00:13:01,916 --> 00:13:03,625 Won't you feel ashamed to get your sons arrested? 183 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:05,916 Didn't you feel ashamed to con your dad? 184 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:08,041 You'll be jailed for seven years! 185 00:13:08,625 --> 00:13:11,125 We know what we must do in such a situation. 186 00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:13,583 -What? -Forgive us, dad! 187 00:13:13,666 --> 00:13:15,083 -Let go of my leg, I'll trip over! -Dad! Dad! 188 00:13:15,208 --> 00:13:16,625 -My pants will come off. -We are sorry. 189 00:13:16,708 --> 00:13:17,958 All right, I forgive you. Move! 190 00:13:19,375 --> 00:13:21,625 But you will be punished! 191 00:13:21,708 --> 00:13:22,833 Here's the deal. 192 00:13:22,916 --> 00:13:26,166 Henceforth, you will sleep in the garden. 193 00:13:26,250 --> 00:13:30,416 You'll get a daily allowance of 50 rupees. Eat, drink and make merry. 194 00:13:30,666 --> 00:13:32,416 He's bragging as if he fixed us with an A-lister! 195 00:13:32,541 --> 00:13:34,375 Or maybe someone low-proflie. 196 00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:35,291 What did you just say? 197 00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:38,833 Nothing. We can carry that suitcase for you. 198 00:13:38,916 --> 00:13:40,666 -Do you want the bag? -No. 199 00:13:42,666 --> 00:13:43,875 Masala dosa! Not again! 200 00:13:43,958 --> 00:13:45,291 I can't help it. 201 00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:47,333 You will only get a dosa in 50 rupees. 202 00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:48,833 Do something. 203 00:13:49,083 --> 00:13:50,958 We haven't had a decent meal for four days. 204 00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:53,125 -What should I do? -Do something. 205 00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:55,500 I can't think of anything. 206 00:13:57,791 --> 00:14:00,000 Consider your job done. 207 00:14:00,083 --> 00:14:01,416 Uncle Kunju is heading this way. 208 00:14:02,750 --> 00:14:05,875 -I was passing by -Uncle Kunju! 209 00:14:05,958 --> 00:14:09,875 -I was eating snacks -You should rather eat a masala dosa. 210 00:14:10,541 --> 00:14:12,000 -Masala dosa. -Yes. 211 00:14:12,083 --> 00:14:14,708 If I eat this, what will you have? 212 00:14:14,833 --> 00:14:17,791 Give us your lunch box and you eat the masala dosa. 213 00:14:17,875 --> 00:14:20,583 -Great idea. -Terrific! 214 00:14:20,708 --> 00:14:22,583 But it's not enough! 215 00:14:25,041 --> 00:14:26,041 Biscuit? 216 00:14:26,416 --> 00:14:27,833 Check the next one. There will be biryani in it. 217 00:14:31,291 --> 00:14:32,333 This too has a biscuit! 218 00:14:33,458 --> 00:14:35,750 Pray to God and open the third one. I'm sure there's biryani in it. 219 00:14:43,250 --> 00:14:44,833 Both of you share it. 220 00:14:45,166 --> 00:14:47,208 You're carrying three biscuits in a three-foot long lunch box! 221 00:14:47,666 --> 00:14:51,291 My dear wife has put me on a diet. 222 00:14:51,375 --> 00:14:54,250 Your wife has put you on a diet, but why are you starving us? 223 00:14:54,333 --> 00:14:55,791 You starved two little boys. 224 00:14:55,875 --> 00:14:56,958 You'll suffer! 225 00:14:57,041 --> 00:15:00,375 I work for your father. It's no picnic. 226 00:15:00,833 --> 00:15:02,125 Help me get up. 227 00:15:02,666 --> 00:15:04,500 Even God won't help you. 228 00:15:04,583 --> 00:15:06,875 -You ate chilies -Bastard! Look at him! 229 00:15:06,958 --> 00:15:09,458 Do something, I'm famished! 230 00:15:09,583 --> 00:15:11,708 I don't think I can do anything. 231 00:15:15,208 --> 00:15:18,708 Look at this. "A 44-year-old beautiful woman is looking for a match. 232 00:15:18,791 --> 00:15:20,291 Age no bar. 233 00:15:20,375 --> 00:15:21,833 Dowry will be given." 234 00:15:21,916 --> 00:15:24,416 44 years! Don't you think she's too old for us? 235 00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:25,916 -Not for us. -Then? 236 00:15:26,916 --> 00:15:27,916 Daddy. 237 00:15:30,291 --> 00:15:31,208 Mom! 238 00:15:32,875 --> 00:15:34,166 Where is Jamnadas? 239 00:15:34,958 --> 00:15:38,000 I'm Jamnadas. Who are you? 240 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:40,541 Praise the Lord for He created this universe. 241 00:15:40,625 --> 00:15:42,708 We're the groom's family and you're the bride's family. 242 00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:44,333 Congratulations. What exactly do you mean? 243 00:15:44,416 --> 00:15:46,833 We read your ad in the newspaper. 244 00:15:46,958 --> 00:15:49,083 "A 44-year-old beautiful woman is looking for a match. " 245 00:15:49,166 --> 00:15:52,458 Yes, we want our sister to get married. 246 00:15:52,541 --> 00:15:53,958 Your search ends here. 247 00:15:54,041 --> 00:15:56,083 We need a bride for our father. 248 00:15:56,208 --> 00:15:57,791 -What? -Yes. 249 00:15:57,875 --> 00:16:02,083 Our mom died when we were still in our nappies. 250 00:16:02,166 --> 00:16:06,041 Uncle, please give us our mother! 251 00:16:08,166 --> 00:16:09,166 Brother. 252 00:16:10,166 --> 00:16:12,666 -Mom! -What is this? Where are you going? 253 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:15,000 -Give us your blessings, mom. -What's this? Who are they? 254 00:16:15,083 --> 00:16:18,333 They are your would-be husband's sons. 255 00:16:20,125 --> 00:16:21,458 Please get up. 256 00:16:21,791 --> 00:16:24,666 Or I'll burst into tears! 257 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:26,208 Who is your father? 258 00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:28,208 Seth Amirchand. 259 00:16:28,291 --> 00:16:29,625 Seth Amirchand? 260 00:16:29,708 --> 00:16:33,416 An Indian woman never addresses her husband by his name, mom. 261 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:36,833 Get used to addressing him with some other name. 262 00:16:37,250 --> 00:16:40,208 These children are so sweet! 263 00:16:42,166 --> 00:16:43,791 Won't you give us some goodies? 264 00:16:43,875 --> 00:16:47,625 Of course. Gangaram, get some sweets. 265 00:16:47,916 --> 00:16:50,166 Uncle, may we say something? Please don't mind. 266 00:16:50,291 --> 00:16:51,916 -Sure, go ahead. -Tell them. 267 00:16:52,000 --> 00:16:54,125 Uncle, give us some gifts. 268 00:16:54,208 --> 00:16:56,833 The groom's family is supposed to give gifts. 269 00:16:56,916 --> 00:16:58,375 Give it to them, brother. 270 00:16:58,458 --> 00:16:59,875 I accept this proposal. 271 00:16:59,958 --> 00:17:02,125 I don't have change! 272 00:17:04,541 --> 00:17:07,250 All right, I'll give you some gifts. They are so loving. 273 00:17:08,208 --> 00:17:10,125 Look what's happening in the garden. 274 00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:14,916 Say something. 275 00:17:17,916 --> 00:17:19,041 Kunj Bihari... 276 00:17:20,166 --> 00:17:23,583 ...can someone live like a king for 50 rupees? 277 00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:28,166 It was possible in the good old days, impossible in this day and age. 278 00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:32,041 Find out whom they have conned. 279 00:17:32,375 --> 00:17:33,458 Please open this for me. 280 00:17:37,041 --> 00:17:39,541 -Seth Jamnadas is here. -Who? 281 00:17:39,666 --> 00:17:41,416 -Seth Jamnadas. -Who is he? 282 00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:47,291 -Wow! -It's a beautiful place! 283 00:17:47,375 --> 00:17:51,166 -It's almost like a palace! -Opulent indeed! 284 00:17:52,250 --> 00:17:54,750 Brother, he will accept my proposal, right? 285 00:17:54,833 --> 00:17:56,416 Don't worry, I'll make sure he does. 286 00:17:56,666 --> 00:17:58,291 Sir, please come here. 287 00:17:58,375 --> 00:18:00,875 Stop right here. Meet them. 288 00:18:00,958 --> 00:18:02,291 Stop it, will you? 289 00:18:02,791 --> 00:18:04,500 Hello, brother-in-law. 290 00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,916 I'm Jamnadas and she's my sister Shakuntala. 291 00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:08,000 -Greet him. -Hello. 292 00:18:08,083 --> 00:18:11,000 Hello. I'm not offering any jobs. Please try elsewhere. 293 00:18:11,083 --> 00:18:14,375 I'm here with her marriage proposal. 294 00:18:15,208 --> 00:18:16,458 -For her? -Yes. 295 00:18:16,541 --> 00:18:17,583 -For me? -Yes. 296 00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:18,958 Are you out of your mind? 297 00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,625 I didn't get remarried when I was young. 298 00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:22,875 Should he get married in his last days? 299 00:18:24,041 --> 00:18:26,458 Please don't get annoyed. 300 00:18:26,541 --> 00:18:29,666 When your sons brought a proposal for me, 301 00:18:29,750 --> 00:18:33,625 -I felt as if they were my real sons. -Right. 302 00:18:33,708 --> 00:18:37,875 -My sons found a match for me! -Marry him and you'll be a widow soon! 303 00:18:37,958 --> 00:18:40,166 I don't mind leading the rest of my life as his widow. 304 00:18:40,250 --> 00:18:42,333 -An ideal Indian woman! -An unfortunate soul! 305 00:18:42,416 --> 00:18:43,333 Kunj Bihari. 306 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:46,291 I'll deal with you later. 307 00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:50,125 -Did my sons take any money from you? -Yes, they did. 308 00:18:50,208 --> 00:18:51,541 -How much? -I gave them 100,000 rupees 309 00:18:51,625 --> 00:18:53,625 as an advance towards dowry. 310 00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,625 No wonder they are living it up! What you need to do 311 00:18:56,708 --> 00:18:58,625 -is call them here. -Right, sir. 312 00:18:59,416 --> 00:19:01,666 -See you later. -No, just call them here. 313 00:19:01,916 --> 00:19:04,166 -All right, I will. -Go. 314 00:19:04,250 --> 00:19:06,791 Brother-in-law, what do you have to say? 315 00:19:07,416 --> 00:19:09,041 -It hit me hard. -What? 316 00:19:10,125 --> 00:19:12,916 -Dad, did you call us? -Stop! 317 00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:15,750 I'll never let you enter the house. What's this? 318 00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:16,833 Don't be scared, sons. 319 00:19:16,916 --> 00:19:18,666 -Mom! -My sons! 320 00:19:18,750 --> 00:19:21,083 Both of them are too much! 321 00:19:21,166 --> 00:19:24,500 Usually, kids drive away the stepmother, 322 00:19:24,583 --> 00:19:26,125 but they brought one home! 323 00:19:26,208 --> 00:19:28,083 -You... -Dad, actually... 324 00:19:29,208 --> 00:19:30,208 Master is saying something. 325 00:19:30,291 --> 00:19:31,666 -Whose master? -I mean, grandmaster. 326 00:19:32,083 --> 00:19:33,958 We couldn't bear to see you so lonely. 327 00:19:34,041 --> 00:19:36,458 -So? -We thought we'd get you married. 328 00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:39,458 -I'll beat you black and blue. -Mom. 329 00:19:39,583 --> 00:19:41,041 -Listen, honey. -Honey! 330 00:19:41,125 --> 00:19:42,625 -Brother-in-law. -Brother-in-law? 331 00:19:42,708 --> 00:19:45,166 -Don't be mad at the kids. -Get the hell out of here! 332 00:19:45,250 --> 00:19:47,875 Dad! We won't tolerate if you insult our mother. 333 00:19:47,958 --> 00:19:50,833 -You mother... -She is like a mother to us! 334 00:19:50,916 --> 00:19:53,166 Where is their money? 335 00:19:53,541 --> 00:19:56,375 -We spent that on the tent. -Oh, is it? 336 00:19:56,458 --> 00:19:59,083 Listen, sell their tent and return their money! 337 00:19:59,208 --> 00:20:01,500 Don't take such a hasty decision. 338 00:20:01,583 --> 00:20:03,541 Look at her properly. 339 00:20:03,625 --> 00:20:05,875 Let him look at her. Why are you poking your nose into this? 340 00:20:05,958 --> 00:20:08,708 I can't take my eyes off him since I came here. 341 00:20:10,208 --> 00:20:11,208 -Run! -Ms. Shakuntala... 342 00:20:11,291 --> 00:20:14,541 Get out of my way. So you accept the proposal. 343 00:20:15,875 --> 00:20:17,125 What do you have to say... 344 00:20:17,375 --> 00:20:18,416 What do you have to say about this? 345 00:20:18,541 --> 00:20:20,500 -That really hurt. -The same goes for her. 346 00:20:20,583 --> 00:20:21,583 -I see. -Now get out! 347 00:20:21,666 --> 00:20:23,250 -Where? -Get out of my house. 348 00:20:24,041 --> 00:20:25,708 -Yes. Move. -Okay. 349 00:20:26,416 --> 00:20:28,041 Get out. Don't sigh. 350 00:20:28,125 --> 00:20:29,250 -Stop looking, it's no use, Shaku. -Move. 351 00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:30,666 -He's useless! -Goodbye. 352 00:20:31,166 --> 00:20:32,166 Come here. 353 00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:34,541 "Have a look at her." 354 00:20:34,625 --> 00:20:35,833 Forgive me. 355 00:20:35,916 --> 00:20:37,791 Hold your ears. 356 00:20:37,875 --> 00:20:40,458 Go down. Stand up. 357 00:20:40,541 --> 00:20:41,625 Please stop. 358 00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:42,750 Tell me something. 359 00:20:43,500 --> 00:20:45,625 We wanted our dad to get married. What's wrong with that? 360 00:20:46,458 --> 00:20:48,458 He doesn't get married, and doesn't let us marry either. 361 00:20:48,541 --> 00:20:50,166 What is he so proud of, Sonu? 362 00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:51,500 He is bound to be proud. 363 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,791 He owns five factories, three mansions and has two capable sons. 364 00:20:54,875 --> 00:20:56,125 Anyone would feel proud. 365 00:20:56,791 --> 00:20:58,750 Despite that, we have to share a cup of tea. 366 00:20:58,833 --> 00:21:01,375 Let's go and commit suicide in the pond. 367 00:21:01,458 --> 00:21:04,958 Don't lose heart. We'll inherit his property someday. 368 00:21:07,125 --> 00:21:08,250 I have a question. 369 00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:11,916 How will we split five factories and three mansions between us? 370 00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:15,500 Very simple. You can keep three factories, while I'll keep two. 371 00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:17,708 No, you keep three, I'll take two. 372 00:21:17,791 --> 00:21:20,708 You're younger, aren't you? You keep three. 373 00:21:20,791 --> 00:21:23,833 No. You're elder, aren't you? You keep three. 374 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:26,208 You'll have to obey your elder brother's order. 375 00:21:26,291 --> 00:21:28,916 -You'll keep three, that's it! -No. 376 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:32,125 I'll solve your problem. 377 00:21:32,208 --> 00:21:33,916 Give me one factory. 378 00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,000 Okay, done! 379 00:21:36,541 --> 00:21:39,583 Fine. Then you'll own two mansions out of three. 380 00:21:40,541 --> 00:21:41,541 Okay. 381 00:21:41,666 --> 00:21:43,083 I wonder when we will see that day. 382 00:21:44,333 --> 00:21:46,291 Soon, my brother. 383 00:21:46,833 --> 00:21:50,250 God delays, but never disappoints. 384 00:21:51,000 --> 00:21:54,541 Sir, listen. Sir, stop! 385 00:21:54,916 --> 00:21:57,291 -Sir, take a look. -Will you say something? 386 00:21:57,375 --> 00:22:00,500 A registered letter for you. 387 00:22:01,416 --> 00:22:02,833 A registered letter? 388 00:22:02,916 --> 00:22:04,500 For me? Why is it so heavy? 389 00:22:04,583 --> 00:22:06,250 I'm sure it's their bills! 390 00:22:06,958 --> 00:22:09,500 We're so innocent, but he's always picking on us! 391 00:22:09,625 --> 00:22:12,500 Open it and see whether it's a bill or something else. 392 00:22:12,583 --> 00:22:13,458 Open it. 393 00:22:14,458 --> 00:22:15,708 What are you doing? 394 00:22:15,791 --> 00:22:17,583 Don't unbutton your shirt. The envelope! 395 00:22:17,958 --> 00:22:19,208 This is turning out to be a madhouse. 396 00:22:19,458 --> 00:22:21,125 -Wait a minute. -Open it! 397 00:22:25,500 --> 00:22:27,625 Sir... here you go. 398 00:22:28,750 --> 00:22:32,250 It's Mr. Dhaniram's will. 399 00:22:32,708 --> 00:22:34,166 Who is Mr. Dhaniram? 400 00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:35,458 -Your grandpa! -Okay. 401 00:22:35,583 --> 00:22:36,625 He is your dad too. 402 00:22:36,708 --> 00:22:38,291 Is this how you address your dad? 403 00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:42,875 But my dad died 15 years ago. 404 00:22:43,166 --> 00:22:45,416 How come I got letter after 15 years? 405 00:22:45,500 --> 00:22:48,791 -Sir, I feel that... -Hold on. 406 00:22:48,875 --> 00:22:50,708 What do you think you are doing? 407 00:22:51,625 --> 00:22:54,291 I guess this came by express mail. 408 00:22:54,416 --> 00:22:58,208 The date is 1st May, 1984. 409 00:22:58,333 --> 00:22:59,750 It has been 15 years. 410 00:22:59,833 --> 00:23:03,083 You should thank the post office 411 00:23:03,166 --> 00:23:05,333 for they delivered it before you died. 412 00:23:06,541 --> 00:23:08,375 I mean while you're alive! 413 00:23:08,458 --> 00:23:11,291 Shut your mouth and start reading. Come on! 414 00:23:11,625 --> 00:23:12,916 Please wait. 415 00:23:13,875 --> 00:23:19,083 "I, Mr. Dhaniram, in all my senses bequeath my property 416 00:23:19,291 --> 00:23:22,958 to my grandsons Sonu and Monu. 417 00:23:23,541 --> 00:23:28,083 Till they turn adults, my son Amirchand 418 00:23:28,208 --> 00:23:30,541 will be their caretaker. 419 00:23:30,666 --> 00:23:35,041 Later, he won't be entitled to 420 00:23:35,166 --> 00:23:37,166 even a penny from my property." 421 00:23:37,250 --> 00:23:38,875 Dad, you are ruined! 422 00:23:39,208 --> 00:23:41,583 Grandpa threw a grenade at you 15 years ago, but it exploded today! 423 00:23:41,708 --> 00:23:44,000 -You look devastated! -True! 424 00:23:44,291 --> 00:23:47,458 -My dad can't do this to me. -You do the same to us. 425 00:23:47,541 --> 00:23:48,916 -What do I do? -This is exactly how you treat us. 426 00:23:49,000 --> 00:23:50,000 -My son... -No way. 427 00:23:50,958 --> 00:23:53,166 Show it to me. Not your face, the letter! 428 00:23:56,166 --> 00:23:58,666 The letter "r" is worn out. 429 00:23:58,833 --> 00:24:01,625 The letter "r" on our office typewriter is worn out, too. 430 00:24:01,708 --> 00:24:05,208 Grandpa must have used the same typewriter in his time. 431 00:24:05,291 --> 00:24:06,458 Did he? 432 00:24:06,958 --> 00:24:09,500 I bought the typewriter five years ago. 433 00:24:09,583 --> 00:24:11,916 Your grandpa died 15 years ago. 434 00:24:12,041 --> 00:24:13,541 When was this typed? 435 00:24:13,625 --> 00:24:14,541 When do you think this was typed, Sonu? 436 00:24:14,666 --> 00:24:16,041 -Last night. -What? 437 00:24:16,750 --> 00:24:17,708 Oh come on! 438 00:24:17,791 --> 00:24:19,833 -Where are my shoes? -You are wearing them. 439 00:24:19,916 --> 00:24:21,083 We're wearing our shoes, dad. 440 00:24:21,166 --> 00:24:23,125 You use yours to beat us. We'll use ours to run away. 441 00:24:23,208 --> 00:24:24,125 Let's see who wins. 442 00:24:25,125 --> 00:24:28,708 -You... -Both of them are too much! 443 00:24:32,291 --> 00:24:33,375 Sir, tea. 444 00:24:33,458 --> 00:24:35,000 Take it away! Go. 445 00:24:35,875 --> 00:24:36,916 I don't want tea. 446 00:24:42,375 --> 00:24:44,875 You look tense. Any trouble? 447 00:24:44,958 --> 00:24:46,791 I'm neck-deep in trouble. 448 00:24:47,625 --> 00:24:49,625 I don't know what to do with my sons! 449 00:24:49,708 --> 00:24:54,750 In my opinion, you should create a rift between them. 450 00:24:54,833 --> 00:24:56,125 Stop blabbering! 451 00:24:56,208 --> 00:25:01,208 The British used the same ploy, divide and rule. 452 00:25:01,291 --> 00:25:04,416 Till they're together, they will be powerful. 453 00:25:04,500 --> 00:25:07,458 But if they are separated, they will no longer remain powerful. 454 00:25:07,583 --> 00:25:10,083 Please be clear about what you have to say. 455 00:25:10,166 --> 00:25:11,458 I don't understand a word! 456 00:25:12,000 --> 00:25:15,500 -Dad, did you send for us? -Yes, I did. 457 00:25:15,583 --> 00:25:17,291 I think you're repenting your actions. 458 00:25:17,791 --> 00:25:21,416 I'm not repenting, but crying over my actions. 459 00:25:22,166 --> 00:25:25,166 I pampered you, I gave you all the happiness in life. 460 00:25:25,250 --> 00:25:26,750 As if he did us a favor. 461 00:25:27,416 --> 00:25:29,208 I wanted to see you achieving heights of success. 462 00:25:29,333 --> 00:25:33,083 But your mischief has... shattered all the dreams. 463 00:25:33,208 --> 00:25:34,625 He will also be shattered. 464 00:25:34,875 --> 00:25:36,666 Life is a joke for you. 465 00:25:36,750 --> 00:25:40,583 I'm afraid, life might play a joke on you. 466 00:25:41,166 --> 00:25:43,083 Hence turn over a new leaf while there's time. 467 00:25:44,041 --> 00:25:47,416 It'll be better for you... as well as for your father. 468 00:25:48,458 --> 00:25:50,041 Change if you can. 469 00:25:50,583 --> 00:25:51,583 Dad. 470 00:25:52,708 --> 00:25:54,250 You got tears in your eyes. 471 00:25:54,708 --> 00:25:57,875 Why did you never talk to us like this before? 472 00:25:58,833 --> 00:26:00,583 Today, for the first time... 473 00:26:01,666 --> 00:26:05,916 ...our dad is pouring out his heart to us. 474 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:10,333 Dad... we will do... everything you ask us to do. 475 00:26:10,625 --> 00:26:12,125 Command us, dad. 476 00:26:14,916 --> 00:26:17,625 It's better late than never. 477 00:26:18,541 --> 00:26:19,583 Here's what you need to do. 478 00:26:21,041 --> 00:26:24,875 I want you to go to Goa and collect 500,000 rupees from a client. 479 00:26:25,583 --> 00:26:28,083 And I want you to join the office from today. 480 00:26:29,541 --> 00:26:30,875 -Dad. -Dad! 481 00:26:31,833 --> 00:26:36,458 Don't you feel you are exploiting us? 482 00:26:37,166 --> 00:26:40,500 I'm not exploiting you. You agreed to obey my orders. 483 00:26:40,583 --> 00:26:43,208 We aren't born to do this. 484 00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:45,041 Now listen to me. 485 00:26:45,750 --> 00:26:49,625 If you want to stay here, you'll have to work! 486 00:26:49,708 --> 00:26:52,750 You're issuing veiled threats. 487 00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:54,666 You can say that. 488 00:26:55,041 --> 00:26:56,041 All right, dad, 489 00:26:56,541 --> 00:26:58,083 Book me on a plane to Goa. 490 00:26:58,166 --> 00:26:59,500 Not by air. 491 00:26:59,750 --> 00:27:01,916 Get on a state transport bus and go to Goa. 492 00:27:02,000 --> 00:27:03,208 -Bus? -Bus. 493 00:27:03,291 --> 00:27:04,375 You want him to go by bus! 494 00:27:04,458 --> 00:27:05,500 -Bus. -Why? 495 00:27:05,583 --> 00:27:08,041 And you... will go to the office. 496 00:27:08,125 --> 00:27:10,916 -From tomorrow? -Not from tomorrow, from today. 497 00:27:17,125 --> 00:27:18,500 -Sonu. -Monu. 498 00:27:19,041 --> 00:27:21,250 These files, these documents! What the hell is all this? 499 00:27:21,458 --> 00:27:22,375 Damn! 500 00:27:22,458 --> 00:27:23,958 How do people kill time in the office? 501 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:33,833 -Hello, police control room. -Yes? 502 00:27:33,916 --> 00:27:35,041 Come to Amirchand's house quickly. 503 00:27:35,125 --> 00:27:36,625 He's a rich man so somebody robbed him. 504 00:27:36,708 --> 00:27:38,541 -Who are you? -I'm Aamir Khan. 505 00:27:40,791 --> 00:27:41,875 -Hello, fire brigade? -Yes. 506 00:27:41,958 --> 00:27:43,291 Is the water tank full? 507 00:27:43,541 --> 00:27:45,541 Send it to Amirchand's house. His house is on fire. 508 00:27:45,625 --> 00:27:48,166 -Who is speaking? -I'm Shahrukh Khan. 509 00:27:48,250 --> 00:27:50,333 Yes, that's right. 510 00:27:50,541 --> 00:27:51,375 Hello, emergency ward? 511 00:27:51,583 --> 00:27:52,416 Doctor Karan? 512 00:27:52,750 --> 00:27:54,750 Go to Amirchand's house. He's having a heart attack. 513 00:27:55,625 --> 00:27:57,916 This is Sunny here. 514 00:27:58,416 --> 00:28:01,416 If you don't come here in a minute, I'll thrash you. 515 00:28:05,875 --> 00:28:07,791 My old man is done for! 516 00:28:08,666 --> 00:28:10,583 What should I do now? 517 00:28:11,000 --> 00:28:12,583 Yes, girls hostel! 518 00:28:18,125 --> 00:28:19,875 -Hello. -Is Ritu there? 519 00:28:19,958 --> 00:28:23,083 Ritu? We have two girls by that name. Which one do you want to speak to? 520 00:28:23,166 --> 00:28:24,583 Ritu Sharma or Ritu Verma? 521 00:28:24,666 --> 00:28:27,000 I like the surname Verma better. 522 00:28:27,083 --> 00:28:28,333 Verma? Just a minute. 523 00:28:28,416 --> 00:28:30,291 Call Ritu Verma, there's a call for her. 524 00:28:40,458 --> 00:28:42,416 Hello, who do you want to speak to? 525 00:28:42,500 --> 00:28:45,958 Why do you want to waste time talking? Let's kiss. 526 00:28:47,291 --> 00:28:49,791 It's the scoundrel who makes anonymous calls. 527 00:28:49,875 --> 00:28:52,500 Ask him to meet you somewhere. We'll teach him a lesson! 528 00:28:54,375 --> 00:28:56,000 What do you want from me? 529 00:28:56,083 --> 00:28:59,958 I want nothing from you. I just want you. 530 00:29:01,291 --> 00:29:03,250 You say the nicest things. 531 00:29:03,791 --> 00:29:07,000 I am dying to meet you. Why don't you meet me? 532 00:29:07,416 --> 00:29:09,916 Got her! Tell me the location. 533 00:29:10,000 --> 00:29:11,583 -You tell me. -No, you. 534 00:29:11,666 --> 00:29:13,291 -You tell me. -No, you tell me. 535 00:29:13,375 --> 00:29:16,000 -Hey? -How about Holiday Inn? 536 00:29:17,750 --> 00:29:19,875 Okay. I'll be at Holiday Inn 537 00:29:19,958 --> 00:29:23,208 to your right when you enter and on the left table, with a rose in my hand. 538 00:29:23,333 --> 00:29:24,750 My name is Kunj Bihari. 539 00:29:24,875 --> 00:29:27,750 Kunj Bihari! What a name! 540 00:29:27,833 --> 00:29:29,875 Hold your horses until you meet me. 541 00:29:29,958 --> 00:29:31,750 I'll hang up now. 542 00:29:35,750 --> 00:29:37,166 Come on, Kunj Bihari. 543 00:29:37,250 --> 00:29:39,666 Monu, I can't fathom, 544 00:29:39,750 --> 00:29:43,958 why you're being so kind to me to bring me to this cafe. 545 00:29:44,041 --> 00:29:45,666 Actually, I saw the film 546 00:29:45,750 --> 00:29:48,666 Teri Meherbaniyan on television last night. 547 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:52,875 The dog played a terrific role and I realized how loyal you are. 548 00:29:53,000 --> 00:29:55,291 What an award-winning performance by the dog! 549 00:29:55,375 --> 00:29:58,833 I thought I should give you a treat you'd always remember. 550 00:29:58,916 --> 00:30:01,291 -Hold this flower. -Why are you giving me a flower? 551 00:30:01,375 --> 00:30:03,916 The people sitting here should feel 552 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:05,833 that a Mughal emperor has come for coffee. 553 00:30:05,916 --> 00:30:08,041 -A Mughal Emperor! -Your Highness, 554 00:30:08,125 --> 00:30:10,375 place an order while I... 555 00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:12,958 You wreak havoc even without Sonu. 556 00:30:13,041 --> 00:30:15,666 What's great about it? Everyone needs to pee. 557 00:30:18,708 --> 00:30:20,666 Is anyone around? 558 00:30:21,416 --> 00:30:23,750 Will anyone take my order? 559 00:30:27,916 --> 00:30:32,000 "The flower I've sent you isn't a flower, but my heart." 560 00:30:33,208 --> 00:30:35,250 Are you Kunj Bihari? 561 00:30:35,333 --> 00:30:38,541 So, you know the emperor by his name. 562 00:30:38,625 --> 00:30:41,166 Henceforth, you'll know me by my shoe size. 563 00:30:41,250 --> 00:30:43,500 Why would I know you by your shoe size? 564 00:30:43,791 --> 00:30:45,208 You pervert old man! 565 00:30:45,291 --> 00:30:47,500 Don't you feel ashamed to flirt with girls half your age? 566 00:30:47,625 --> 00:30:50,458 I don't even know I'm teasing you. 567 00:30:51,208 --> 00:30:52,750 Feigning innocence, eh? 568 00:30:52,833 --> 00:30:53,875 My spectacles. 569 00:30:54,666 --> 00:30:57,041 Beat him so much that he never repeats his mistake. 570 00:30:57,458 --> 00:30:59,625 You old pervert! 571 00:31:32,875 --> 00:31:34,958 You're so lucky! 572 00:31:35,041 --> 00:31:37,416 Hey! What's the matter? 573 00:31:37,500 --> 00:31:39,625 When I left, you were looking like a Mughal emperor. 574 00:31:39,708 --> 00:31:41,708 But now you look like the emperor of fools! 575 00:31:41,791 --> 00:31:45,000 -Monu, I'll tell you what happened. -I see. 576 00:31:45,083 --> 00:31:47,375 Some girls came like the wind 577 00:31:47,458 --> 00:31:48,791 -and asked me my name. -Is it? 578 00:31:48,916 --> 00:31:51,583 But they started thrashing me soon after. 579 00:31:51,666 --> 00:31:54,000 I just don't understand. 580 00:31:54,125 --> 00:31:57,791 Why did they thrash me without any reason? 581 00:31:57,875 --> 00:31:59,750 The truth is, 582 00:31:59,833 --> 00:32:04,125 I troubled these girls over the phone and I used your name. 583 00:32:04,208 --> 00:32:08,291 Otherwise, do you think I will let girls thrash you when I can do that myself? 584 00:32:08,416 --> 00:32:10,000 -But, Monu... -Yes. 585 00:32:10,083 --> 00:32:13,416 Why did you have to tease this dangerous woman? 586 00:32:13,500 --> 00:32:16,000 This woman is soon going to become a family member... 587 00:32:16,666 --> 00:32:18,625 ...because I have fallen for her. 588 00:32:19,458 --> 00:32:23,833 I think she's the only woman who can straighten me out and also my naughty dad. 589 00:32:35,250 --> 00:32:37,750 Kunj Bihari, do you see how she is hitting the ball? 590 00:32:37,875 --> 00:32:40,125 Don't remind me about hitting, Monu. 591 00:32:40,208 --> 00:32:42,750 Yesterday, she thrashed me so hard 592 00:32:42,833 --> 00:32:45,708 that every muscle in my body is sore. 593 00:32:45,791 --> 00:32:49,958 You have to lose something to gain something. 594 00:32:50,041 --> 00:32:53,166 But you stand to gain and I'm on the receiving end. 595 00:32:53,250 --> 00:32:54,333 Will you please stop? 596 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:24,166 -Who was that? -Are you blind or something? 597 00:33:24,250 --> 00:33:27,416 Yes, I am and that's exactly why I'm running from pillar to post. 598 00:33:28,958 --> 00:33:30,541 But why are you running away? 599 00:33:30,833 --> 00:33:34,000 I am running away because that man is forcing me to beg. 600 00:33:34,083 --> 00:33:35,416 -That man. -Who? 601 00:33:35,500 --> 00:33:37,250 -That man over there. -Where? 602 00:33:37,541 --> 00:33:38,500 That man. 603 00:33:38,791 --> 00:33:40,041 He must be somewhere around. 604 00:33:40,625 --> 00:33:42,041 Hold on! How far do you think you can run? 605 00:33:42,125 --> 00:33:43,916 -You! -Save me! 606 00:33:44,041 --> 00:33:45,541 Save me! 607 00:33:45,625 --> 00:33:48,500 I'll sell lottery tickets, man a telephone booth 608 00:33:48,583 --> 00:33:49,708 -I'll become a music director. -Fine. 609 00:33:49,791 --> 00:33:52,041 but I won't beg! 610 00:33:52,125 --> 00:33:54,916 Don't worry. He can't harm you while we're here. 611 00:33:55,250 --> 00:33:57,708 Looks like you weren't bashed enough the other day. 612 00:33:57,791 --> 00:34:00,583 -I'll hand you over to the police! -Police? 613 00:34:00,666 --> 00:34:03,125 Mr. Blind, tell her something. Explain everything to her. 614 00:34:03,500 --> 00:34:05,541 Nobody can save you now! 615 00:34:05,625 --> 00:34:08,416 -I beg you. I'll do whatever you say! -Stupid man, you are back! 616 00:34:08,500 --> 00:34:10,166 Please don't call the police. 617 00:34:10,458 --> 00:34:14,500 In that case, go to our medical college and meet Dr. Khurana. 618 00:34:14,583 --> 00:34:15,708 He's an eye specialist. 619 00:34:15,833 --> 00:34:17,750 Take him to that doctor and get him treated. 620 00:34:17,833 --> 00:34:20,208 -But where can I find him? -At Civil Hospital. 621 00:34:20,291 --> 00:34:22,583 -Tell him Ritu Verma has sent you. -Fine. 622 00:34:30,125 --> 00:34:33,791 You will regain your vision if you're destined to. 623 00:34:34,958 --> 00:34:38,500 Your heart is as beautiful as you are. 624 00:34:38,791 --> 00:34:40,583 Thank you. 625 00:34:42,666 --> 00:34:43,541 Yes. 626 00:34:43,875 --> 00:34:45,791 How do you know I'm beautiful? 627 00:34:46,833 --> 00:34:49,416 A person who is so helpful and kind 628 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:51,750 can never be ugly. 629 00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:53,875 -Where are you? -Here. 630 00:34:54,458 --> 00:34:56,041 May God keep you happy. 631 00:35:00,000 --> 00:35:01,250 Be careful. 632 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:04,833 With your kind support, my life will turn out great. 633 00:35:17,416 --> 00:35:19,125 Sir, buy some chikki. It's very tasty. 634 00:35:19,250 --> 00:35:21,333 -Please buy it. -Get lost! 635 00:35:23,625 --> 00:35:26,375 -Santo. -What's the matter? 636 00:35:30,416 --> 00:35:31,875 What is it, Gulzarilal? 637 00:35:32,625 --> 00:35:34,291 Just check whether Pooja is ready. 638 00:35:34,625 --> 00:35:36,666 The groom's family will be here any minute. 639 00:35:36,791 --> 00:35:37,958 Let them come! 640 00:35:38,041 --> 00:35:41,583 Let me tell you that I'll check everything before the wedding is finalized. 641 00:35:41,666 --> 00:35:44,083 I want to see how the suitor looks like. 642 00:35:44,166 --> 00:35:46,833 He should be compatible with Pooja. 643 00:35:47,083 --> 00:35:50,041 Thanks for being so fussy and maybe that's why you're still single. 644 00:35:50,458 --> 00:35:52,625 You find some or the other fault in every suitor! 645 00:35:52,708 --> 00:35:56,625 Someone is too short, someone is too dark. This and that! 646 00:35:56,708 --> 00:35:59,208 Now, one can find the same faults with you. 647 00:35:59,291 --> 00:36:00,875 Instead of adorning your palms with henna, 648 00:36:00,958 --> 00:36:03,916 -you now use it to dye your hair. -All right. 649 00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:07,791 I'd rather be a spinster than marry any fool who comes by! 650 00:36:07,875 --> 00:36:09,833 Listen to me carefully. 651 00:36:09,916 --> 00:36:13,458 You better think twice before you get your daughters married. 652 00:36:15,208 --> 00:36:18,791 Gulzarilal has never struck a bad deal in his life! 653 00:36:18,875 --> 00:36:21,500 Why do you think I'd go wrong when it comes to my daughters? 654 00:36:22,458 --> 00:36:24,166 Keep your neck in control. 655 00:36:24,958 --> 00:36:27,791 Santo, what else do I need to keep in control? 656 00:36:36,375 --> 00:36:37,708 What a magnificent house! 657 00:36:37,791 --> 00:36:40,333 Our son is getting married into a well-off family! 658 00:36:42,458 --> 00:36:43,750 Where are you going? 659 00:36:44,041 --> 00:36:45,291 I'm Premnath. 660 00:36:45,375 --> 00:36:47,416 That's your name, but first, tell me who they are. 661 00:36:47,500 --> 00:36:48,666 What are their names? 662 00:36:49,125 --> 00:36:52,250 I'm the suitor's father, that's my son and this is my wife. 663 00:36:52,333 --> 00:36:53,458 I see. 664 00:36:53,541 --> 00:36:56,875 I thought this is the girl, he is her father and you're the mother. 665 00:36:56,958 --> 00:36:58,000 What nonsense! 666 00:36:58,083 --> 00:36:59,916 Forget it. What brings you here? 667 00:37:00,583 --> 00:37:03,208 I've come with a marriage proposal for Gulzarilal's daughter. 668 00:37:03,291 --> 00:37:06,041 If he is the groom, then I have my doubts. 669 00:37:06,166 --> 00:37:08,541 Why? Are you the bride's uncle? 670 00:37:08,625 --> 00:37:10,208 -Are you her maternal uncle? -Are you her paternal uncle? 671 00:37:10,291 --> 00:37:12,666 I'm no relative, I'm Gulzarilal's protector. 672 00:37:14,375 --> 00:37:16,333 Premnath, just ignore him. 673 00:37:16,625 --> 00:37:20,291 He reads thriller novels and so he thinks that he is Hitler. 674 00:37:20,666 --> 00:37:23,041 -James Bond! -Yes, he thinks he is James Bond! 675 00:37:23,916 --> 00:37:25,375 This is for our daughter-in-law. 676 00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:28,958 You shouldn't have brought such an expensive gift. 677 00:37:29,041 --> 00:37:32,125 We are meeting her for the first time and it's our introductory gift. 678 00:37:34,250 --> 00:37:37,791 Dad, my left eye is twitching... 679 00:37:38,333 --> 00:37:39,791 Hold it, you wretched man! 680 00:37:40,750 --> 00:37:43,375 Whenever your eye twitches, something terrible happens. 681 00:37:51,333 --> 00:37:52,958 You can't go in. 682 00:37:53,041 --> 00:37:55,375 Mr. Verma's daughter's wedding is being finalized. 683 00:37:55,458 --> 00:37:57,750 I suspect if you go in there, you'll botch up everything. 684 00:37:57,833 --> 00:37:59,250 Stay here. You can't go in. 685 00:38:04,500 --> 00:38:06,708 Sir! 686 00:38:07,166 --> 00:38:09,833 Where are you going? What are you doing, sir? 687 00:38:12,625 --> 00:38:13,916 Who is the owner of the house? 688 00:38:14,333 --> 00:38:15,416 The owner has gone out. 689 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:17,708 We are the servants. We're here for our salaries. 690 00:38:17,791 --> 00:38:18,875 Sir, give us our salaries! 691 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,625 What? I've come here with a marriage proposal. 692 00:38:21,750 --> 00:38:23,375 I'm here to find a match for my daughter. 693 00:38:23,500 --> 00:38:26,208 Since my boss isn't here, you can come tomorrow and I'm also leaving. 694 00:38:26,291 --> 00:38:29,375 -Old boy, trying to act smart with me? -Who the hell are you? 695 00:38:29,458 --> 00:38:31,291 -Amirchand's son. -Who is Amirchand? 696 00:38:31,375 --> 00:38:33,958 -You owe him money. -What are you talking about? 697 00:38:34,041 --> 00:38:36,791 Do I have to show you what money looks like? 698 00:38:36,875 --> 00:38:40,333 -Mister! -Mister, you are mistaken. 699 00:38:41,500 --> 00:38:43,500 You are mistaken, not me! 700 00:38:43,791 --> 00:38:46,583 You guys are eating sweets and my old man has paid for it. 701 00:38:46,666 --> 00:38:47,916 -Put it down now! -Put it down! 702 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:49,208 Mom, you also put it down. 703 00:38:49,833 --> 00:38:52,041 -Give me that necklace. -But... 704 00:38:55,291 --> 00:38:56,750 I'm taking this necklace along. 705 00:38:56,833 --> 00:38:58,666 Repay 500,000 rupees and take it back. 706 00:38:59,583 --> 00:39:02,833 But, dad, that's our necklace! 707 00:39:17,125 --> 00:39:18,791 Who was he? 708 00:39:19,166 --> 00:39:22,875 -He arrived like a storm... -And left destruction in his wake! 709 00:39:24,250 --> 00:39:25,250 He took the necklace they brought. 710 00:39:47,208 --> 00:39:49,333 Hold on. Who is it? 711 00:39:49,666 --> 00:39:52,375 It's me. Monu Soordas. 712 00:39:53,666 --> 00:39:54,625 Okay. 713 00:39:55,958 --> 00:39:58,166 -Come this way. -Sure. 714 00:39:58,458 --> 00:39:59,541 This way. 715 00:40:01,041 --> 00:40:02,000 Sit. 716 00:40:05,000 --> 00:40:06,375 Did you meet Dr. Khurana? 717 00:40:06,625 --> 00:40:07,666 Yes. 718 00:40:13,083 --> 00:40:14,208 Awesome. 719 00:40:14,500 --> 00:40:15,416 What? 720 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:17,541 He's really awesome. 721 00:40:18,625 --> 00:40:21,416 Ritu, I am very lucky... 722 00:40:22,583 --> 00:40:24,416 ...to find a girl like you. 723 00:40:28,208 --> 00:40:31,791 I mean, in today's day and age, you rarely find someone 724 00:40:31,875 --> 00:40:33,833 who helps a stranger. 725 00:40:34,958 --> 00:40:36,375 There's no one like you. 726 00:40:37,583 --> 00:40:40,250 Congratulations! 727 00:40:40,333 --> 00:40:42,375 -Why? -Take this box, open it! 728 00:40:42,458 --> 00:40:44,208 -Have some sweet. -Why? 729 00:40:44,291 --> 00:40:48,500 -He has regained his vision! -What? 730 00:40:48,583 --> 00:40:50,708 Take off your glasses and show her your eyes! 731 00:40:50,833 --> 00:40:53,916 I am grateful to you. 732 00:40:55,125 --> 00:40:57,291 -Why didn't you tell me? -How could I? 733 00:40:57,750 --> 00:40:59,791 It was a beautiful scene. 734 00:40:59,958 --> 00:41:02,041 I was tongue-tied. 735 00:41:02,708 --> 00:41:06,166 The mole on your back... it's too much! 736 00:41:06,541 --> 00:41:09,666 -I won't spare you! -Just a minute. 737 00:41:10,250 --> 00:41:11,666 I don't want you to spare me! 738 00:41:11,750 --> 00:41:12,750 What? 739 00:41:13,250 --> 00:41:15,125 Show me the mole as well! 740 00:41:15,666 --> 00:41:18,041 -Old man, get out! -Monu! 741 00:42:01,625 --> 00:42:06,291 An ant climbs a hill to die 742 00:42:09,250 --> 00:42:13,291 An ant climbs a hill to die 743 00:42:13,375 --> 00:42:17,708 Girls dress fashionably to impress boys 744 00:42:21,208 --> 00:42:25,250 You wore a red stole on this velvet kurta 745 00:42:25,333 --> 00:42:29,166 You wore a red stole on this velvet kurta 746 00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:33,083 Why do you let it slide like that? 747 00:42:33,166 --> 00:42:37,875 An ant climbs a hill to die 748 00:42:41,041 --> 00:42:44,833 An ant climbs a hill to die 749 00:42:44,916 --> 00:42:49,333 Boys resort to antics for girls 750 00:42:52,875 --> 00:42:56,708 They fly everywhere chasing Beautiful birds 751 00:42:56,791 --> 00:43:00,625 They fly everywhere chasing Beautiful birds 752 00:43:00,708 --> 00:43:04,541 And set their traps everywhere 753 00:43:04,625 --> 00:43:08,458 An ant climbs a hill to die 754 00:43:08,541 --> 00:43:13,166 Girls dress fashionably to impress boys 755 00:44:11,666 --> 00:44:15,000 You are like a sparkler 756 00:44:15,083 --> 00:44:19,416 You're a carefree soul Don't commit a mistake 757 00:44:19,500 --> 00:44:23,000 Come to me, my darling 758 00:44:23,458 --> 00:44:27,000 Don't infuriate me further 759 00:44:31,625 --> 00:44:34,125 Control yourself 760 00:44:35,625 --> 00:44:38,208 Don't soar too high 761 00:44:39,208 --> 00:44:43,041 Come out from behind the veil And land into my arms 762 00:44:43,125 --> 00:44:47,250 Come out from behind the veil And land into my arms 763 00:44:51,041 --> 00:44:54,833 Tie your beloved with your tresses 764 00:44:54,916 --> 00:44:58,791 You drive us crazy with your moves 765 00:44:58,875 --> 00:45:02,750 An ant climbs a hill to die 766 00:45:02,833 --> 00:45:06,625 Boys resort to antics for girls 767 00:45:06,708 --> 00:45:10,625 You wore a red stole on this velvet kurta 768 00:45:10,708 --> 00:45:14,583 Why do you let it slide like that? 769 00:45:14,666 --> 00:45:18,458 An ant climbs a hill to die 770 00:45:18,541 --> 00:45:23,000 Girls follow fashion to impress boys 771 00:45:58,000 --> 00:46:01,250 I give you my heart 772 00:46:01,958 --> 00:46:05,541 Come close to me 773 00:46:05,625 --> 00:46:09,041 I am on my way to meet my beloved 774 00:46:09,750 --> 00:46:13,166 Don't stop me 775 00:46:17,666 --> 00:46:20,208 My evenings are now spent 776 00:46:21,541 --> 00:46:23,958 Dreaming about you 777 00:46:25,458 --> 00:46:29,416 Let's spend our lives In each other's arms 778 00:46:29,500 --> 00:46:33,500 Let's spend our lives In each other's arms 779 00:46:37,375 --> 00:46:41,250 How does one save oneself From such heartthrobs? 780 00:46:41,333 --> 00:46:45,166 They follow us home 781 00:46:45,250 --> 00:46:49,041 An ant climbs a hill to die 782 00:46:49,125 --> 00:46:53,041 Girls dress fashionably to impress boys 783 00:46:53,125 --> 00:46:57,000 They fly everywhere chasing Beautiful birds 784 00:46:57,083 --> 00:47:00,916 And set their traps everywhere 785 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:04,833 An ant climbs a hill to die 786 00:47:04,958 --> 00:47:08,708 Boys resort to antics for girls 787 00:47:08,791 --> 00:47:12,750 You wore a red stole on this velvet kurta 788 00:47:12,833 --> 00:47:16,625 Why do you let it slide like that? 789 00:47:16,708 --> 00:47:20,583 An ant climbs a hill to die 790 00:47:20,666 --> 00:47:25,125 Girls dress fashionably to impress boys 791 00:47:41,250 --> 00:47:45,000 Dad, I taught your client a stern lesson 792 00:47:45,333 --> 00:47:47,666 that he'll pay you back with interest. 793 00:47:47,750 --> 00:47:49,916 Who did you teach a lesson? 794 00:47:50,000 --> 00:47:51,583 I got a call from that poor fellow. 795 00:47:51,666 --> 00:47:53,958 He sold his house and has moved to some other place. 796 00:47:54,541 --> 00:47:55,666 Good God! 797 00:47:55,750 --> 00:47:57,208 Did I threaten the wrong man? 798 00:47:57,291 --> 00:47:59,291 Can you not think once before doing anything? 799 00:47:59,583 --> 00:48:00,958 You had one job to do, but you blew it. 800 00:48:01,041 --> 00:48:03,250 I didn't know he'd move into another house. 801 00:48:03,333 --> 00:48:05,166 You should've confirmed his name. 802 00:48:05,250 --> 00:48:06,791 Note down his address. 803 00:48:07,666 --> 00:48:11,458 DY Road, Marina Beach, Goa. 804 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,625 I want you to apologize to that decent man on your way back. 805 00:48:15,708 --> 00:48:17,083 You want me to apologize to him! 806 00:48:17,166 --> 00:48:19,083 Why not? Do you think you are a king? 807 00:48:19,666 --> 00:48:22,875 I won't let you in till you apologize to him! 808 00:48:23,000 --> 00:48:23,833 Got that? 809 00:48:27,291 --> 00:48:29,916 This old man always threatens to throw me out! 810 00:48:31,208 --> 00:48:35,083 Believe me, I've never taken a loan from anybody! 811 00:48:35,166 --> 00:48:38,583 I don't want to hear a word. I want that necklace back! 812 00:48:51,958 --> 00:48:55,333 Sir! That goon is back! 813 00:48:56,083 --> 00:48:59,791 Premnath, shut all the doors and windows. 814 00:48:59,875 --> 00:49:01,458 He shouldn't run away this time. 815 00:49:01,541 --> 00:49:03,583 Had I wanted to run away, I wouldn't have come back here. 816 00:49:03,666 --> 00:49:04,791 Why did you come back? 817 00:49:04,875 --> 00:49:06,416 -To apologize! -What? 818 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:07,875 I've come to apologize to you! 819 00:49:08,208 --> 00:49:10,125 Are you apologizing or scolding me? 820 00:49:10,458 --> 00:49:12,833 You're not doing me a favor by apologizing to me! 821 00:49:12,916 --> 00:49:14,541 Our reputation got tarnished because of you. 822 00:49:14,666 --> 00:49:16,166 My daughter's wedding was called off. 823 00:49:16,250 --> 00:49:19,583 I had taken this necklace and now I'm back to return it. 824 00:49:20,125 --> 00:49:21,416 What did you just tell me? 825 00:49:21,666 --> 00:49:23,958 Your daughter's wedding was called off. How is that my fault? 826 00:49:24,500 --> 00:49:25,791 Should I marry her? 827 00:49:25,875 --> 00:49:28,333 -Do you want me to marry her? -Hide me. 828 00:49:28,416 --> 00:49:31,458 I'll hide here. I'm safe. He's gone! 829 00:49:31,541 --> 00:49:32,666 I am right here. 830 00:49:34,833 --> 00:49:37,125 How dare you say that! 831 00:49:37,458 --> 00:49:40,333 We are decent people, but we are no cowards. 832 00:49:40,708 --> 00:49:42,708 Who the hell are you? 833 00:49:43,166 --> 00:49:48,041 What makes you think I'd marry a small-time hoodlum like you? 834 00:49:48,458 --> 00:49:51,625 I wouldn't hire a hobo like you as a butler! 835 00:49:51,708 --> 00:49:52,666 Got it? 836 00:49:56,041 --> 00:49:57,208 Get out, understand? 837 00:49:58,625 --> 00:49:59,833 Yes, I'm going. 838 00:50:01,083 --> 00:50:02,416 But listen to me carefully. 839 00:50:03,416 --> 00:50:05,291 Someday I will take her away. 840 00:50:07,083 --> 00:50:09,541 -Move! -Arrogant! 841 00:50:09,625 --> 00:50:13,500 I'm glad he left! Else I'd have broken his bones! 842 00:50:13,916 --> 00:50:16,000 Gulzarilal, forgive me. 843 00:50:16,083 --> 00:50:18,333 Give this necklace to my daughter-in-law. 844 00:50:18,958 --> 00:50:21,208 That goon spoiled my mood! 845 00:50:21,291 --> 00:50:22,291 Forget it, brother. 846 00:50:22,375 --> 00:50:24,666 Premnath, you should find an auspicious day 847 00:50:24,750 --> 00:50:26,250 -and gift it to Pooja. -Sure. 848 00:50:26,333 --> 00:50:27,708 Let me check on this guy. 849 00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:32,791 -Yes? -Monu? 850 00:50:32,875 --> 00:50:34,083 Hi, Sonu. My brother! 851 00:50:34,166 --> 00:50:36,416 -How are you? -I'm fine, what about you? 852 00:50:36,500 --> 00:50:38,458 I have good news for you. 853 00:50:38,541 --> 00:50:40,000 I've found you a sister-in-law. 854 00:50:40,083 --> 00:50:41,666 Really? So have I. 855 00:50:41,750 --> 00:50:43,750 But mine is terrific! 856 00:50:43,833 --> 00:50:45,208 Mine is fantastic! 857 00:50:45,291 --> 00:50:48,041 There's just one difference. 858 00:50:48,125 --> 00:50:50,125 My girl hasn't agreed yet. 859 00:50:50,208 --> 00:50:51,500 Neither has mine. 860 00:50:51,583 --> 00:50:53,625 We must convince them. 861 00:50:53,708 --> 00:50:56,583 We'll convince them. They'll make a fuss, scream a little, shout a little. 862 00:50:56,666 --> 00:50:58,958 But the pretty woman will say yes someday! 863 00:52:01,541 --> 00:52:06,000 How long will she sulk or scream? 864 00:52:10,458 --> 00:52:14,791 How long will she sulk or scream? 865 00:52:14,916 --> 00:52:18,916 I'm sure the pretty girl Will give in someday 866 00:52:19,041 --> 00:52:23,041 I'm sure the pretty girl Will give in someday 867 00:52:23,125 --> 00:52:25,250 She will give in some day 868 00:52:25,333 --> 00:52:27,458 She will give in some day 869 00:52:27,541 --> 00:52:29,708 She will give in some day 870 00:52:29,791 --> 00:52:31,750 She will give in some day 871 00:52:31,875 --> 00:52:34,041 She will give in some day 872 00:52:34,125 --> 00:52:36,916 She will give in some day 873 00:53:12,791 --> 00:53:17,416 I'll sacrifice my life for her I'll give her all the happiness 874 00:53:19,458 --> 00:53:24,250 I'll rekindle her passion 875 00:53:28,291 --> 00:53:32,708 I'm sure I'll make her fall for me 876 00:53:32,791 --> 00:53:37,583 I'll teach her a thing or two about love 877 00:53:38,916 --> 00:53:44,125 I'm a fragrant breeze She is a sweet-smelling stole 878 00:53:45,875 --> 00:53:50,750 I'll adorn her eyes as the kohl 879 00:53:55,041 --> 00:53:59,416 She'll let her hair loose Sooner or later 880 00:53:59,500 --> 00:54:03,791 She'll let her hair loose Sooner or later 881 00:54:03,916 --> 00:54:07,958 I'm sure the pretty girl Will give in someday 882 00:54:08,041 --> 00:54:11,916 I'm sure the pretty girl Will give in someday 883 00:54:12,000 --> 00:54:14,041 She will give in someday 884 00:54:14,125 --> 00:54:17,083 She will give in someday 885 00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:52,750 Like a breeze, like spring, Her colors are unique 886 00:54:54,625 --> 00:54:59,458 Her eyes are intoxicating But there's poison on her lips 887 00:55:03,583 --> 00:55:07,916 She is a true beauty She is the love of my life 888 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:12,625 I'll never give up I am a true lover 889 00:55:14,708 --> 00:55:19,166 She can drive anyone crazy 890 00:55:21,083 --> 00:55:25,833 I want to hang around her ankle Like an anklet 891 00:55:30,250 --> 00:55:34,666 My prayers will be answered one day 892 00:55:34,750 --> 00:55:39,041 My prayers will be answered one day 893 00:55:39,166 --> 00:55:43,125 I'm sure the pretty girl Will give in someday 894 00:55:43,625 --> 00:55:47,208 I truly feel she will give in someday 895 00:55:47,291 --> 00:55:49,416 She will give in someday 896 00:55:49,541 --> 00:55:51,625 She will give in someday 897 00:55:51,708 --> 00:55:53,833 She will give in someday 898 00:55:53,916 --> 00:55:55,833 She will give in someday 899 00:55:55,916 --> 00:55:58,208 She will give in someday 900 00:55:58,291 --> 00:56:00,458 She will give in someday 901 00:56:00,541 --> 00:56:02,666 She will give in someday 902 00:56:02,750 --> 00:56:04,875 She will give in someday 903 00:56:04,958 --> 00:56:07,250 She will give in someday 904 00:56:07,333 --> 00:56:09,416 She will give in someday 905 00:56:09,500 --> 00:56:11,625 She will give in someday 906 00:56:11,708 --> 00:56:15,041 She will give in someday 907 00:56:29,250 --> 00:56:32,125 Stop! Where are you going? Horses aren't allowed here. 908 00:56:32,208 --> 00:56:34,208 If an ass like you are allowed, why not horses? 909 00:56:34,291 --> 00:56:35,583 What did you just say? 910 00:57:21,875 --> 00:57:25,083 Sweetheart! You must have enjoyed this ride after a swim. 911 00:57:26,500 --> 00:57:28,791 Why did you abduct me? 912 00:57:30,500 --> 00:57:32,666 Hobo! Hoodlum! 913 00:57:33,250 --> 00:57:35,250 Ruffian! Punk! 914 00:57:35,791 --> 00:57:38,333 I've brought you here to prove something. 915 00:57:38,875 --> 00:57:41,416 Don't mistake me for a helpless woman 916 00:57:41,500 --> 00:57:46,208 who will cower and plead with you to forgive me. 917 00:57:46,291 --> 00:57:48,000 Hey! I'm a modern woman 918 00:57:48,083 --> 00:57:51,583 and I can give you a taste of your own medicine. 919 00:57:55,000 --> 00:57:57,416 I left an answer on your lips. 920 00:57:58,458 --> 00:58:00,375 If you can answer me back, 921 00:58:01,083 --> 00:58:03,375 I'll be waiting for you at Mandvi Market. 922 00:58:09,625 --> 00:58:11,583 Pooja, where are you going? 923 00:58:12,000 --> 00:58:13,916 -To give someone a befitting reply. -What? 924 00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:16,875 My heart was enticed the moment I saw you 925 00:59:16,958 --> 00:59:20,458 I wonder what spell you cast upon me 926 00:59:20,541 --> 00:59:24,875 I knocked on your heart, let me in! 927 00:59:25,375 --> 00:59:26,625 Let me into your heart 928 00:59:27,208 --> 00:59:31,041 O my heroine, your hero enters your life 929 00:59:34,791 --> 00:59:37,583 O brave heart 930 00:59:38,291 --> 00:59:41,000 Give me a ring and take me along 931 00:59:41,791 --> 00:59:44,750 O brave heart 932 00:59:45,416 --> 00:59:50,666 Give me a ring and take me along 933 00:59:52,625 --> 00:59:55,708 Come with me, my girl 934 00:59:56,083 --> 00:59:59,333 Come with me, my girl 935 00:59:59,416 --> 01:00:03,166 Come with me, my girl 936 01:00:03,250 --> 01:00:05,625 Don't show me attitude 937 01:00:05,708 --> 01:00:09,291 Don't mess with me 938 01:00:09,375 --> 01:00:12,750 Don't mess with me 939 01:00:12,833 --> 01:00:16,375 Don't mess with me 940 01:00:16,458 --> 01:00:20,208 Don't mess with me 941 01:00:20,791 --> 01:00:24,208 Forget it, lad 942 01:00:24,291 --> 01:00:28,041 Forget it, lad 943 01:00:28,125 --> 01:00:34,250 Forget it, I know your tricks 944 01:00:34,333 --> 01:00:37,833 Don't mess with me 945 01:00:37,916 --> 01:00:41,166 Don't mess with me 946 01:00:41,250 --> 01:00:44,916 Don't mess with me 947 01:00:45,041 --> 01:00:49,375 Don't mess with me 948 01:00:49,458 --> 01:00:52,291 O brave heart 949 01:00:53,000 --> 01:00:56,750 Give me a ring and take me along 950 01:00:59,875 --> 01:01:03,750 Watch out, girl! 951 01:01:21,000 --> 01:01:25,250 I'm a Punjabi Jatt 952 01:01:25,375 --> 01:01:28,791 I won't go back 953 01:01:31,666 --> 01:01:35,833 I'll pull you by your hair 954 01:01:35,916 --> 01:01:38,708 And carry you home 955 01:01:38,791 --> 01:01:42,250 I don't care what you do 956 01:01:42,333 --> 01:01:46,458 I won't come with you 957 01:01:46,541 --> 01:01:48,958 No matter what you do 958 01:01:49,041 --> 01:01:52,708 You won't be able to get hold of me 959 01:01:53,208 --> 01:01:56,458 Come with me, girl 960 01:01:56,791 --> 01:01:59,958 Come with me, girl 961 01:02:00,416 --> 01:02:04,000 Come with me, girl 962 01:02:04,125 --> 01:02:06,458 Don't try so hard 963 01:02:06,541 --> 01:02:10,041 Do not mess with me 964 01:02:10,125 --> 01:02:13,583 Don't mess with me 965 01:02:13,666 --> 01:02:17,208 Don't mess with me 966 01:02:17,333 --> 01:02:21,583 Don't mess with me 967 01:02:21,916 --> 01:02:24,750 O brave heart 968 01:02:25,375 --> 01:02:29,041 Give me a ring and take me along 969 01:02:32,375 --> 01:02:35,916 Girl, where are you off to? 970 01:03:00,500 --> 01:03:04,708 Don't flirt me in the middle of the street 971 01:03:04,791 --> 01:03:08,000 I'll start screaming 972 01:03:10,791 --> 01:03:11,916 Hey! 973 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:15,208 If you don't mend your ways 974 01:03:15,291 --> 01:03:18,750 I'll call the police Got it? 975 01:03:18,833 --> 01:03:22,208 I'm crazy in love 976 01:03:22,666 --> 01:03:26,000 And I can die for my love 977 01:03:26,083 --> 01:03:32,958 I don't mind going to prison for you 978 01:03:33,041 --> 01:03:36,000 Hey, leave me alone 979 01:03:36,125 --> 01:03:39,791 Please leave me alone 980 01:03:40,083 --> 01:03:43,583 You better leave me alone 981 01:03:43,666 --> 01:03:46,125 Save yourself 982 01:03:46,208 --> 01:03:49,666 Don't mess with me 983 01:03:49,750 --> 01:03:53,166 Don't mess with me 984 01:03:53,250 --> 01:03:56,833 Don't mess with me 985 01:03:56,916 --> 01:04:01,000 Don't mess with me 986 01:04:01,500 --> 01:04:04,916 Your beauty enticed me 987 01:04:05,000 --> 01:04:08,208 I wonder what spell you cast on me 988 01:04:08,541 --> 01:04:12,791 I knocked on your heart let me in 989 01:04:13,458 --> 01:04:14,708 Let me in 990 01:04:15,291 --> 01:04:19,041 Let me in, heroine Let your hero enter your life 991 01:04:22,833 --> 01:04:25,708 O brave heart 992 01:04:26,291 --> 01:04:28,916 Give me a ring and take me along 993 01:04:29,916 --> 01:04:32,750 O brave heart 994 01:04:33,458 --> 01:04:37,416 Give me a ring and take me along 995 01:04:43,166 --> 01:04:45,875 Keep shrugging your shoulders 996 01:04:45,958 --> 01:04:49,125 while your dear daughter ruins our good family name. 997 01:04:49,208 --> 01:04:51,208 What has she done now? 998 01:04:51,291 --> 01:04:52,375 Don't you know? 999 01:04:52,458 --> 01:04:55,375 She's singing love songs 1000 01:04:55,458 --> 01:04:58,416 with that punk who heaped abuses on us. 1001 01:04:59,125 --> 01:05:01,833 I couldn't do it all my life, 1002 01:05:01,916 --> 01:05:03,833 but she managed to do it at such a young age. 1003 01:05:03,916 --> 01:05:06,666 -Pooja... -Yes, dad? What is it? 1004 01:05:06,750 --> 01:05:10,208 Is your aunt telling the truth? Do you love that punk? 1005 01:05:10,291 --> 01:05:14,250 I do love him and he is not a punk. His name is Sonu. 1006 01:05:14,791 --> 01:05:16,625 Show some respect when you say your son-in-law's name. 1007 01:05:16,708 --> 01:05:18,500 -What? -Son-in-law? 1008 01:05:18,583 --> 01:05:23,041 You will marry Pritamnath and not that punk! 1009 01:05:23,125 --> 01:05:24,791 What are you saying, dad? 1010 01:05:24,916 --> 01:05:29,666 If I don't marry Sonu, he won't let me marry anyone else! 1011 01:05:29,791 --> 01:05:31,375 -What is he? The king of England? -Right. 1012 01:05:31,458 --> 01:05:34,166 Don't you remember what happened the other day when they came to see me? 1013 01:05:34,250 --> 01:05:37,000 He created a scene for no reason. 1014 01:05:37,083 --> 01:05:39,750 He has something which can certainly 1015 01:05:40,125 --> 01:05:42,958 ruin my reputation as well as yours. 1016 01:05:43,041 --> 01:05:44,750 -How? -What does he have? 1017 01:05:45,833 --> 01:05:48,083 Dad, he has some love letters and photographs. 1018 01:05:48,166 --> 01:05:49,791 -Of mine? -Mine. 1019 01:05:49,916 --> 01:05:54,166 I could never do anything like that, but you did it at such a young age. 1020 01:05:54,291 --> 01:05:56,375 Why did you write him love letters? 1021 01:05:56,458 --> 01:05:57,625 Because I loved him. 1022 01:05:57,708 --> 01:05:58,875 And what about the photographs? 1023 01:05:58,958 --> 01:06:00,833 I don't know when he took them. 1024 01:06:00,916 --> 01:06:03,041 How is that possible? 1025 01:06:03,125 --> 01:06:07,083 I fell in love with him and I didn't realize I got carried away. 1026 01:06:08,250 --> 01:06:09,958 If I don't marry him, 1027 01:06:10,041 --> 01:06:14,250 he'll put up my blowups all over the town. 1028 01:06:14,333 --> 01:06:15,166 Do something. 1029 01:06:15,291 --> 01:06:17,166 I won't let him do that. 1030 01:06:17,833 --> 01:06:19,125 -Try to understand, dad. -That goon! 1031 01:06:19,208 --> 01:06:20,583 -I can't come. -I'll kill him. 1032 01:06:20,666 --> 01:06:23,166 It doesn't matter if you lose a few millions! 1033 01:06:23,750 --> 01:06:26,166 Sir, a loss of a few million rupees! 1034 01:06:27,458 --> 01:06:30,583 I like Goa. It's a nice place. 1035 01:06:30,958 --> 01:06:32,958 -What about my plane? -Plane! 1036 01:06:33,250 --> 01:06:35,333 No, go ahead and buy it. 1037 01:06:35,666 --> 01:06:37,708 I trust your choice. 1038 01:06:38,208 --> 01:06:40,625 -I won't fly that old plane. -Sir! 1039 01:06:40,708 --> 01:06:42,833 Sir, he flies planes too! 1040 01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:45,666 Give the old plane to one of our servants. 1041 01:06:45,750 --> 01:06:46,833 Give it to me. 1042 01:06:48,375 --> 01:06:51,083 Dad, first, send that plane to Goa. 1043 01:06:51,416 --> 01:06:53,416 I want to take Pooja on a ride. 1044 01:06:53,583 --> 01:06:54,416 Plane? 1045 01:06:54,500 --> 01:06:56,875 Pooja is your would-be daughter-in-law, dad. 1046 01:06:58,708 --> 01:07:00,541 You are my would-be son-in-law. 1047 01:07:00,625 --> 01:07:02,541 -He came here to thrash you. -No. 1048 01:07:02,625 --> 01:07:05,083 He changed his mind after he listened to your tall tales. 1049 01:07:05,875 --> 01:07:08,541 When is your father coming? 1050 01:07:08,625 --> 01:07:10,833 I want to speak to him about your marriage. 1051 01:07:10,916 --> 01:07:12,541 He was on the phone with me right now. 1052 01:07:12,625 --> 01:07:15,625 He has gone to South Africa to buy a gold mine. 1053 01:07:15,708 --> 01:07:16,791 Gold mine! 1054 01:07:17,083 --> 01:07:19,958 When is the gold... I mean when will he return? 1055 01:07:20,041 --> 01:07:22,083 -He will take some time. -Okay. 1056 01:07:22,166 --> 01:07:24,416 But I've invited my uncle. 1057 01:07:24,916 --> 01:07:26,875 My uncle loves me like my dad. 1058 01:07:27,541 --> 01:07:29,250 But I don't like what you're doing. 1059 01:07:33,750 --> 01:07:35,958 -Yes? -Monu, my brother! 1060 01:07:36,791 --> 01:07:37,958 My brother! 1061 01:07:38,041 --> 01:07:40,041 Sonu, how are you? 1062 01:07:41,250 --> 01:07:42,291 I miss you. 1063 01:07:42,625 --> 01:07:46,083 I miss you, too! I can't get married without you. 1064 01:07:46,166 --> 01:07:48,125 What? You're getting married! 1065 01:07:48,208 --> 01:07:50,541 Yes, I'm getting married. Now listen to me. 1066 01:07:50,625 --> 01:07:54,291 Get a makeup kit for an old man and drive to Goa in our dad's car. 1067 01:07:54,375 --> 01:07:55,875 Is it a wedding or a performance? 1068 01:07:55,958 --> 01:07:58,208 You'll understand everything once you get here. 1069 01:07:58,291 --> 01:07:59,875 I see. 1070 01:08:02,125 --> 01:08:04,000 I'll have to think about it! 1071 01:08:04,083 --> 01:08:07,333 Dad, Sonu... 1072 01:08:07,416 --> 01:08:09,500 What happened? What happened to Sonu? 1073 01:08:09,583 --> 01:08:11,875 -He had an accident! -Where? 1074 01:08:11,958 --> 01:08:13,375 The left toe on his right leg... 1075 01:08:13,458 --> 01:08:15,708 No, the right toe on his left leg, his hand, his head... 1076 01:08:15,791 --> 01:08:18,583 -I can't even say it! Do something. -One minute. 1077 01:08:18,666 --> 01:08:21,500 -Book two tickets to Goa. -For you too? 1078 01:08:21,583 --> 01:08:24,208 You don't need to come. Work is worship for you, right? 1079 01:08:24,333 --> 01:08:26,541 -Hey... -Let me go alone, dad! 1080 01:08:26,625 --> 01:08:28,125 Stay here and do your work. 1081 01:08:28,208 --> 01:08:29,666 Let me go to my brother! 1082 01:08:29,750 --> 01:08:33,041 All right, you should go, but we need to buy a plane ticket. 1083 01:08:33,125 --> 01:08:35,250 -I'll take the car. -Car? 1084 01:08:35,333 --> 01:08:36,458 There are two benefits. 1085 01:08:36,541 --> 01:08:38,458 First, you'll save money and second... 1086 01:08:38,541 --> 01:08:40,750 You heard about bus accidents and train bomb blasts. 1087 01:08:40,833 --> 01:08:43,625 Once a plane takes off... No! 1088 01:08:43,708 --> 01:08:46,291 -I can control my car. -Okay, take the car. 1089 01:08:46,583 --> 01:08:47,583 Give me some cash. 1090 01:08:47,875 --> 01:08:49,541 Keep the cash. Take the car and go. 1091 01:08:49,625 --> 01:08:52,083 -Dad, you are great. -All right, go. 1092 01:08:52,166 --> 01:08:53,833 -You are great. -Go. 1093 01:08:54,708 --> 01:08:55,583 Go! 1094 01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:57,541 Dad... 1095 01:08:58,333 --> 01:08:59,291 Go or else... 1096 01:08:59,375 --> 01:09:02,166 I shouldn't interfere between you and your son 1097 01:09:02,250 --> 01:09:04,750 but my logic says 1098 01:09:04,833 --> 01:09:08,791 that Monu is weeping and crying and it means he is lying. 1099 01:09:10,333 --> 01:09:13,041 I am their father. I know them very well. 1100 01:09:13,750 --> 01:09:18,041 I know he is lying, but it doesn't make me angry. 1101 01:09:20,083 --> 01:09:21,958 He is doing this out of love. 1102 01:09:22,291 --> 01:09:24,625 Brothers are ready to kill each other in this day and age 1103 01:09:24,708 --> 01:09:27,083 but these two brothers love each other. 1104 01:09:27,500 --> 01:09:30,791 Only a fortunate father can be blessed with sons like them. 1105 01:09:46,791 --> 01:09:50,541 Life is a pleasant journey 1106 01:09:50,666 --> 01:09:52,208 Pleasant journey! 1107 01:09:52,291 --> 01:09:55,500 Who knows what will happen next! 1108 01:09:55,583 --> 01:09:57,625 What will happen next? 1109 01:09:57,708 --> 01:10:01,541 Life is a pleasant journey 1110 01:10:01,625 --> 01:10:04,041 Pleasant journey! 1111 01:10:04,125 --> 01:10:07,166 Who knows what happens next? 1112 01:10:07,250 --> 01:10:09,958 What will happen next? 1113 01:10:21,166 --> 01:10:22,250 Sonu! 1114 01:10:23,750 --> 01:10:25,291 Sonu! 1115 01:10:29,708 --> 01:10:30,833 Hey! 1116 01:10:32,083 --> 01:10:34,916 -Monu! -I don't know what to say, Sonu. 1117 01:10:35,208 --> 01:10:37,666 I felt lifeless without you. 1118 01:10:39,166 --> 01:10:41,625 Our old man tricked us. 1119 01:10:41,708 --> 01:10:44,250 He packed you off to Goa and forced me to join his company. 1120 01:10:44,333 --> 01:10:48,875 How did he let you come here and how did he give you the car? 1121 01:10:49,208 --> 01:10:51,583 Car? I had to put up an act to get this car. 1122 01:10:51,666 --> 01:10:53,916 Why did you want me to bring a makeup kit? 1123 01:10:54,000 --> 01:10:55,833 For Pooja. 1124 01:10:55,916 --> 01:10:58,541 Puja. Do you want to become a priest? 1125 01:10:58,625 --> 01:11:01,750 No, I am in love with Pooja. 1126 01:11:02,291 --> 01:11:05,583 Her father won't let me marry her till he meets our old man. 1127 01:11:05,666 --> 01:11:09,000 If our old man comes here, he won't let us get married. 1128 01:11:09,416 --> 01:11:13,916 So I sent our dad to South Africa and called our uncle over. 1129 01:11:14,000 --> 01:11:17,250 I understand. Don't worry, I'll do anything for you! 1130 01:11:17,333 --> 01:11:21,458 But first I must meet the girl who stole my brother's heart. 1131 01:11:23,083 --> 01:11:25,583 Aunt. Pooja. 1132 01:11:26,250 --> 01:11:27,208 Where is everybody? 1133 01:11:27,291 --> 01:11:29,416 -Ritu? -Aunt! 1134 01:11:29,500 --> 01:11:32,333 -Aunt! -My dear, how are you? 1135 01:11:32,416 --> 01:11:33,375 I am absolutely fine. 1136 01:11:33,458 --> 01:11:35,250 Had you called, I'd have come to the airport to receive you. 1137 01:11:35,333 --> 01:11:38,583 I came as soon as I got the message about Pooja's engagement. 1138 01:11:38,708 --> 01:11:40,458 -That's good. -Where is the bride? 1139 01:11:40,541 --> 01:11:42,458 -She must be around. -I'll find her. 1140 01:11:42,666 --> 01:11:43,625 Pooja. 1141 01:11:45,666 --> 01:11:46,791 Where are you? 1142 01:11:46,958 --> 01:11:47,916 Pooja. 1143 01:11:51,166 --> 01:11:55,208 You found a man of your dreams while I was in Mumbai. 1144 01:11:55,291 --> 01:11:57,666 You should've asked me. I'm the chief advisor, you know? 1145 01:11:57,791 --> 01:11:59,708 He's a very genuine guy. 1146 01:11:59,791 --> 01:12:01,125 Both, dad and aunt like him. 1147 01:12:01,208 --> 01:12:02,333 -Really? -You will like him too! 1148 01:12:02,416 --> 01:12:04,916 What does he look like? His personality. What's his name? 1149 01:12:05,416 --> 01:12:06,375 His name is Sonu. 1150 01:12:06,458 --> 01:12:08,791 -He's coming tomorrow, so you can see him. -Sonu. 1151 01:12:14,958 --> 01:12:16,708 The name is Kunj Biharilal. 1152 01:12:16,791 --> 01:12:22,500 Put Amirchand on the line, you fool. 1153 01:12:22,583 --> 01:12:25,083 May I please know who's on the line? 1154 01:12:25,166 --> 01:12:28,875 You dweeb, your days are numbered. 1155 01:12:28,958 --> 01:12:32,083 Put Amirchand on the line. Big Brother wants to talk to him. 1156 01:12:33,875 --> 01:12:36,250 Your brother never stops abusing. 1157 01:12:36,333 --> 01:12:40,458 They are together now. I'll straighten them out right away. 1158 01:12:40,666 --> 01:12:42,500 -Hello! -Amirchand, 1159 01:12:43,000 --> 01:12:44,625 So you're raking it in, aren't you? 1160 01:12:44,958 --> 01:12:46,083 I want two boxes ready. 1161 01:12:46,166 --> 01:12:47,458 Don't you want a trunk this time? 1162 01:12:47,541 --> 01:12:49,291 I said, boxes! 1163 01:12:49,875 --> 01:12:51,541 I'll see you at the Versova Beach tomorrow at 10 p.m. 1164 01:12:51,625 --> 01:12:53,583 I see. Won't you meet me at the dock? 1165 01:12:55,041 --> 01:12:57,500 I'll choose the location, not you! 1166 01:12:57,583 --> 01:13:00,916 You scoundrel. I'll hit you so hard 1167 01:13:01,041 --> 01:13:02,541 that nobody would be able to recognize your corpse. 1168 01:13:02,833 --> 01:13:04,416 Hey! 1169 01:13:05,083 --> 01:13:06,625 Do you know who you're talking to? 1170 01:13:06,708 --> 01:13:08,416 Shut up, you son of a bitch! 1171 01:13:11,291 --> 01:13:12,500 He's abusing me! 1172 01:13:13,166 --> 01:13:15,416 How dare you abuse me! 1173 01:13:15,500 --> 01:13:18,333 I'll shoot you! Give me the gun! 1174 01:13:19,291 --> 01:13:22,625 Why are you bursting crackers there? You should face me. 1175 01:13:22,708 --> 01:13:24,250 I'll kick you so hard 1176 01:13:24,333 --> 01:13:26,666 that your next generation will be born bald! 1177 01:13:26,750 --> 01:13:28,583 You are not in your senses. 1178 01:13:28,708 --> 01:13:29,875 You are still drunk. 1179 01:13:29,958 --> 01:13:32,666 Think it through. I'll call you after four days. 1180 01:13:32,750 --> 01:13:34,916 You can call me after eight days. 1181 01:13:35,000 --> 01:13:38,458 I'll slap you so hard and break all your teeth. 1182 01:13:40,208 --> 01:13:41,250 Very good, sir. 1183 01:13:42,041 --> 01:13:44,333 -Sir, shake hands with me. -Why? 1184 01:13:44,666 --> 01:13:47,083 You beat your brother at verbal abuse. 1185 01:13:47,375 --> 01:13:50,333 Are you praising me or slamming me? 1186 01:13:52,291 --> 01:13:53,875 Don... 1187 01:13:53,958 --> 01:13:56,708 I think this is the first time somebody has abused you. 1188 01:13:58,625 --> 01:14:01,250 He is mad! He didn't recognize me! 1189 01:14:01,708 --> 01:14:03,000 Find out about him. 1190 01:14:03,500 --> 01:14:04,541 The pistol? 1191 01:14:06,500 --> 01:14:11,958 Amirchand, you'll turn into a pauper! Be careful. 1192 01:14:26,625 --> 01:14:30,041 Son, we've traveled all the way here... 1193 01:14:30,916 --> 01:14:33,166 ...but nobody has come to receive us. 1194 01:14:33,250 --> 01:14:35,708 Hello, sir. Welcome. 1195 01:14:35,791 --> 01:14:39,000 Your house is so small. 1196 01:14:39,125 --> 01:14:41,666 You think this is small? What's your definition of big? 1197 01:14:41,750 --> 01:14:43,416 Our house. Isn't it, son? 1198 01:14:45,083 --> 01:14:49,125 Gulzarilal, once everything is finalized... 1199 01:14:49,708 --> 01:14:51,583 ...please buy a decent house. 1200 01:14:51,666 --> 01:14:53,458 I'm not Gulzarilal. 1201 01:14:53,541 --> 01:14:55,250 -Then who are you? -I'm his servant. 1202 01:14:55,333 --> 01:14:57,083 Let's go, Sonu. 1203 01:14:57,166 --> 01:15:00,833 We have so many servants back at home 1204 01:15:00,916 --> 01:15:03,208 and they have just one servant! 1205 01:15:03,291 --> 01:15:06,666 Staying here for even a minute will tarnish my reputation! 1206 01:15:06,750 --> 01:15:09,750 -Sir! Sir! -Hey. 1207 01:15:09,833 --> 01:15:12,041 The guest is leaving! 1208 01:15:12,125 --> 01:15:14,166 You should welcome the guests by shaking hands with them 1209 01:15:14,250 --> 01:15:15,500 and not by holding their leg. 1210 01:15:15,583 --> 01:15:17,625 -Hello, I'm Gulzarilal. -Hello. 1211 01:15:17,875 --> 01:15:19,541 Are you Gulzarilal? 1212 01:15:20,083 --> 01:15:21,416 She is Santo. 1213 01:15:21,500 --> 01:15:22,708 So she is the one. 1214 01:15:22,791 --> 01:15:25,458 Let me give you a hug. 1215 01:15:25,541 --> 01:15:28,791 I know my nephew believes that old is gold, 1216 01:15:28,875 --> 01:15:30,333 but I didn't know he would marry an old woman. 1217 01:15:30,416 --> 01:15:32,041 -What? -I mean, you are very pretty! 1218 01:15:32,166 --> 01:15:33,041 Oh. 1219 01:15:33,125 --> 01:15:36,166 -Isn't she a little old for you? -She is too old. 1220 01:15:36,250 --> 01:15:38,416 This is the girl's aunt. The girl is inside. 1221 01:15:38,500 --> 01:15:39,875 Oh, she is her aunt? 1222 01:15:39,958 --> 01:15:43,000 You've maintained yourself so well that I got confused! 1223 01:15:43,625 --> 01:15:45,625 -Come on, please. -Come, son. 1224 01:15:46,875 --> 01:15:48,041 Let me help you. 1225 01:15:50,916 --> 01:15:53,291 Go and change. I'll take this. 1226 01:15:58,625 --> 01:15:59,875 -Gulzarilal. -Yes? 1227 01:16:00,375 --> 01:16:02,541 Do you know how big our house is? 1228 01:16:03,083 --> 01:16:04,125 How big is it? 1229 01:16:04,583 --> 01:16:05,708 It is so big 1230 01:16:06,000 --> 01:16:09,666 that we need to use a bike to go from one room to another. 1231 01:16:10,000 --> 01:16:10,833 Is it so big? 1232 01:16:10,916 --> 01:16:12,291 Yes, it is. 1233 01:16:12,583 --> 01:16:14,375 One of my cousins went missing when he was a child. 1234 01:16:14,458 --> 01:16:15,708 We found him just a few years ago. 1235 01:16:17,916 --> 01:16:19,916 Uncle, do you really need to tell them all this? 1236 01:16:20,041 --> 01:16:21,166 Of course. 1237 01:16:21,250 --> 01:16:25,166 They wouldn't know our greatness unless we tell them these tall tales. 1238 01:16:36,083 --> 01:16:38,958 Uncle! What are you doing? 1239 01:16:39,458 --> 01:16:40,500 You're strangling me! 1240 01:16:40,583 --> 01:16:41,958 Of course, I'll strangle you! 1241 01:16:42,041 --> 01:16:44,041 You know they are no match for us 1242 01:16:44,125 --> 01:16:46,083 and yet you want to marry his daughter. 1243 01:16:46,208 --> 01:16:49,041 -What are you doing? -I'll punch you, my dear! 1244 01:16:50,375 --> 01:16:52,750 Listen, your nephew loves our daughter! 1245 01:16:52,833 --> 01:16:56,291 Your daughter must have seduced him because he is wealthy. 1246 01:16:56,375 --> 01:16:58,083 Stop this nonsense! You're humiliating us! 1247 01:16:58,166 --> 01:17:00,250 Do you even have a reputation? Rogues! 1248 01:17:00,375 --> 01:17:02,666 We are no paupers. We come from a respectable family. 1249 01:17:02,791 --> 01:17:04,458 Respectable? 1250 01:17:04,541 --> 01:17:05,875 If you were really from a respectable family, 1251 01:17:05,958 --> 01:17:07,416 you still wouldn't be a spinster. 1252 01:17:07,500 --> 01:17:08,416 -Brother. -What are you doing? 1253 01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:10,708 Come with me. You can't do this to me. 1254 01:17:10,833 --> 01:17:12,416 If you say that again... 1255 01:17:12,500 --> 01:17:14,541 Come with me. 1256 01:17:15,000 --> 01:17:16,416 -I won't let this happen! -Uncle. 1257 01:17:16,500 --> 01:17:17,541 What happened? 1258 01:17:18,375 --> 01:17:20,541 -I won't let this happen! -What are you doing? 1259 01:17:20,791 --> 01:17:22,416 You shattered my dreams even before it got fulfilled. 1260 01:17:22,500 --> 01:17:24,125 -She's your sister-in-law! -She's your sister-in-law! 1261 01:17:24,208 --> 01:17:25,666 -Yours! -Yours! 1262 01:17:25,750 --> 01:17:27,541 -Sonu, you're creating a confusion. -Don't start a fight. 1263 01:17:27,625 --> 01:17:29,166 -Don't start a fight. -Go on! 1264 01:17:29,250 --> 01:17:30,708 You touched me! 1265 01:17:30,791 --> 01:17:31,833 You touched me! 1266 01:17:35,166 --> 01:17:38,333 -Go away! -Come on! Why are you looking there? 1267 01:17:39,125 --> 01:17:42,291 -What's going on? -Go away. 1268 01:17:42,583 --> 01:17:43,791 You should be ashamed! 1269 01:17:43,875 --> 01:17:46,000 Despite being relatives, you're fighting like goons. 1270 01:17:46,083 --> 01:17:48,250 You don't know what he was saying about you! Go away! 1271 01:17:48,333 --> 01:17:50,375 Go away. Please. 1272 01:17:52,416 --> 01:17:55,083 -Who was she? -She's the one I love. 1273 01:17:55,166 --> 01:17:57,208 -Who was the girl who brought tea? -That's her younger sister. 1274 01:17:57,291 --> 01:17:59,041 -She is my girl. -What? 1275 01:17:59,375 --> 01:18:00,708 -Sonu. -Monu! 1276 01:18:01,458 --> 01:18:04,250 Sonu... you touched me today! 1277 01:18:09,166 --> 01:18:12,458 Look, you ruined everything, now you have to go and make amends. 1278 01:18:12,541 --> 01:18:14,958 It's all right. Gulzarilal! 1279 01:18:15,583 --> 01:18:17,833 Excuse me, Mr. Gulzarilal! 1280 01:18:19,416 --> 01:18:20,791 Gulzarilal. 1281 01:18:21,541 --> 01:18:25,375 You're back! Didn't you humiliate us enough already? 1282 01:18:25,458 --> 01:18:27,666 We heard enough of your taunts. 1283 01:18:27,750 --> 01:18:29,208 We won't take this anymore. 1284 01:18:29,291 --> 01:18:32,291 So what if we're the bride's family! We do have self-respect. 1285 01:18:32,666 --> 01:18:34,208 Blessed are you and your family! 1286 01:18:34,916 --> 01:18:38,625 I always wanted you to marry into such a respectable family. 1287 01:18:39,083 --> 01:18:42,166 -This is the right family. -What do you mean? 1288 01:18:42,416 --> 01:18:45,375 Mr. Verma... my uncle was testing you. 1289 01:18:45,625 --> 01:18:46,916 What do you mean? 1290 01:18:47,000 --> 01:18:49,791 I heaped abuses on you a while ago. 1291 01:18:50,291 --> 01:18:52,500 Had it been someone else, he would've thrown me out. 1292 01:18:52,916 --> 01:18:55,416 You are still giving me so much respect. 1293 01:18:55,500 --> 01:18:56,750 Amazing people. 1294 01:18:56,833 --> 01:18:58,750 Mr. Verma, you are great! 1295 01:18:59,458 --> 01:19:02,250 You are great! Touch his feet, Sonu! 1296 01:19:02,333 --> 01:19:04,625 -What are you doing? -He's seeking your blessings. 1297 01:19:04,708 --> 01:19:06,375 -Let me put on my hat. -Seek his blessings. 1298 01:19:07,083 --> 01:19:08,083 -Dear. -Yes? 1299 01:19:08,166 --> 01:19:09,250 -Come here. -All right. 1300 01:19:10,166 --> 01:19:11,500 -What is he doing? -Uncle. 1301 01:19:11,583 --> 01:19:12,625 She's like a daughter to me. 1302 01:19:13,333 --> 01:19:15,708 -You're strange... -You forgot about me! 1303 01:19:15,791 --> 01:19:16,833 -I'm Ritu, -I see. 1304 01:19:16,958 --> 01:19:19,916 Pooja's younger sister and Sonu's would-be sister-in-law! 1305 01:19:21,291 --> 01:19:22,541 Enough. 1306 01:19:25,166 --> 01:19:27,500 -Is she your daughter? -Yes. 1307 01:19:27,583 --> 01:19:28,666 -She is so beautiful. -She has taken after me. 1308 01:19:28,791 --> 01:19:30,500 Have you found a match for her? 1309 01:19:30,625 --> 01:19:32,500 You shouldn't bother, I'm her perfect match. 1310 01:19:32,583 --> 01:19:35,041 -What? -I mean, I'll find her a match. 1311 01:19:36,541 --> 01:19:39,250 Now that I am here, nobody in this house will remain unmarried. 1312 01:19:39,333 --> 01:19:41,208 Santo, not even you! 1313 01:19:41,291 --> 01:19:42,208 Let's celebrate. 1314 01:19:42,708 --> 01:19:45,416 Motichur laddoos are delicious! They're yummy! 1315 01:19:45,500 --> 01:19:47,000 I've never eaten such delicious laddoos! 1316 01:19:47,666 --> 01:19:50,791 -What's the occasion? -I'll tell you after you have one. 1317 01:19:51,083 --> 01:19:52,208 Who sent them? 1318 01:19:52,291 --> 01:19:54,833 Gulzarilal's daughter Pooja is getting married. 1319 01:19:54,958 --> 01:19:57,375 So they have sent laddoos for us. 1320 01:19:58,500 --> 01:20:02,875 You fool! The girl who was supposed to marry you is marrying somebody else 1321 01:20:02,958 --> 01:20:04,375 and you're eating sweets! 1322 01:20:04,500 --> 01:20:05,458 Mom! 1323 01:20:05,791 --> 01:20:08,208 What can the poor boy do? 1324 01:20:08,291 --> 01:20:11,250 The suitor's uncle is very rich compared to you! 1325 01:20:11,708 --> 01:20:14,583 Any sensible man would get his daughter married to Mr. Rai's nephew. 1326 01:20:14,666 --> 01:20:18,333 Of course! And we'll just eat laddoos and do nothing. 1327 01:20:18,416 --> 01:20:21,750 Get up! Teach his uncle such a stern lesson 1328 01:20:22,125 --> 01:20:24,291 so that he runs away with his nephew. 1329 01:20:24,958 --> 01:20:29,250 That will leave Gulzarilal with no option, but to come back to us. 1330 01:20:30,166 --> 01:20:32,333 -Sonu? -Uncle. 1331 01:20:32,875 --> 01:20:33,958 Where are you going? 1332 01:20:34,291 --> 01:20:35,625 We're going shopping. 1333 01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:38,291 At least, think about our family reputation. 1334 01:20:38,375 --> 01:20:40,708 You got engaged yesterday and you've started going out already! 1335 01:20:40,833 --> 01:20:42,250 -Uncle... -No! 1336 01:20:42,333 --> 01:20:44,750 I won't change the family tradition for you! 1337 01:20:44,875 --> 01:20:46,000 Come with me. 1338 01:20:46,083 --> 01:20:47,166 -But, uncle... -Uncle... 1339 01:20:47,250 --> 01:20:48,916 You don't know your way around this city. 1340 01:20:49,000 --> 01:20:51,333 So what? I'll take Ritu along. 1341 01:20:51,416 --> 01:20:53,208 Ritu. 1342 01:20:53,333 --> 01:20:54,958 -Uncle... -Just a minute. Ritu! 1343 01:20:55,041 --> 01:20:56,375 -Uncle... -Hold on. 1344 01:20:56,500 --> 01:20:58,125 -Ritu! -Uncle! 1345 01:20:58,500 --> 01:21:00,750 Only Pooja knows what she wants to buy. 1346 01:21:01,291 --> 01:21:04,041 I know about Pooja's likes and dislikes. 1347 01:21:04,166 --> 01:21:05,166 Where do we have to go? 1348 01:21:05,625 --> 01:21:06,500 Hop in. 1349 01:21:08,125 --> 01:21:10,291 Aunt! 1350 01:21:10,416 --> 01:21:13,708 -Why are you calling out to her? -What's the matter? 1351 01:21:13,833 --> 01:21:16,541 They are going shopping. You should go along. 1352 01:21:16,625 --> 01:21:18,708 Why trouble her at this age? 1353 01:21:18,833 --> 01:21:20,666 That's no trouble at all. 1354 01:21:20,750 --> 01:21:24,291 You are exerting yourself at this age, so I should also make some efforts. 1355 01:21:25,000 --> 01:21:27,083 They are of the same age, so they'll make a cute couple. 1356 01:21:27,208 --> 01:21:29,041 Come on, aunt. Let's go. 1357 01:21:31,458 --> 01:21:32,375 All right. 1358 01:21:33,083 --> 01:21:34,375 Ritu! 1359 01:21:34,791 --> 01:21:35,833 Ritu! 1360 01:21:36,083 --> 01:21:38,125 This sari... 1361 01:21:38,208 --> 01:21:41,000 You have an exquisite taste! 1362 01:21:41,083 --> 01:21:42,250 I like it. 1363 01:21:42,333 --> 01:21:43,791 -Do you like it? -Yes. 1364 01:21:43,875 --> 01:21:44,875 You can keep it. 1365 01:21:44,958 --> 01:21:47,708 Aunt, he gifted you a sari. Won't you buy him something? 1366 01:21:47,791 --> 01:21:49,416 -There's no need for that. -Come with me. 1367 01:21:49,500 --> 01:21:50,875 -Please, uncle. -There's no need for it. 1368 01:21:50,958 --> 01:21:52,291 -Please go. -Please. 1369 01:21:52,375 --> 01:21:55,041 -I'll go if you insist. -Come on! 1370 01:21:55,125 --> 01:21:57,875 Look at this. It will suit you, please try it. 1371 01:21:57,958 --> 01:22:00,500 -I trust your choice. -Please try it out. 1372 01:22:00,583 --> 01:22:02,833 I'll go to the trial room and... 1373 01:22:05,958 --> 01:22:08,166 Funny woman! She's touching my buttons! 1374 01:22:08,541 --> 01:22:11,250 I don't know whether she's crazy or funny! 1375 01:22:12,708 --> 01:22:13,833 My hand! Let go! 1376 01:22:13,916 --> 01:22:17,375 -What are you doing? -Help! 1377 01:22:18,125 --> 01:22:19,375 What are you doing? 1378 01:22:19,458 --> 01:22:23,500 I was changing. He saw me and started undressing! 1379 01:22:26,083 --> 01:22:28,416 You are mistaken. 1380 01:22:28,500 --> 01:22:30,250 I didn't want to do anything of that sort. 1381 01:22:31,000 --> 01:22:31,916 -Ritu! -Brother! 1382 01:22:32,000 --> 01:22:34,291 -What's wrong? -Brother! 1383 01:22:37,916 --> 01:22:39,000 -Oh my God! Uncle... -Brother! 1384 01:22:39,083 --> 01:22:41,291 Ritu, she is mistaken. I didn't do anything... 1385 01:22:41,416 --> 01:22:44,166 Before you tease a girl, always ask her 1386 01:22:44,541 --> 01:22:45,875 how many brothers she has. 1387 01:22:48,333 --> 01:22:49,666 Are they your brothers? 1388 01:22:52,416 --> 01:22:53,708 You don't look like you're their sister 1389 01:22:53,791 --> 01:22:55,458 and they don't look like they're your brothers. 1390 01:22:56,333 --> 01:22:58,250 -Seven brothers, right? -Yes! 1391 01:22:58,333 --> 01:23:00,000 Had you been eight brothers, it still wouldn't be an even fight. 1392 01:23:00,083 --> 01:23:01,125 Damn you! 1393 01:23:20,791 --> 01:23:24,041 Seven burly men are beating up an old man! Shameless! 1394 01:23:26,583 --> 01:23:27,875 Old man? 1395 01:23:30,958 --> 01:23:31,958 Uncle... 1396 01:23:35,791 --> 01:23:36,708 -Move! -Yeah! 1397 01:23:36,791 --> 01:23:39,083 -Old man! -Uncle, wow! 1398 01:23:42,541 --> 01:23:44,708 She made my day! 1399 01:23:44,833 --> 01:23:46,500 I enjoyed it. 1400 01:23:47,041 --> 01:23:48,416 -So much fun! -Let go of me! 1401 01:23:50,333 --> 01:23:51,416 Let go. 1402 01:23:51,500 --> 01:23:53,291 -I'm so happy. -Come on, uncle. 1403 01:23:59,208 --> 01:24:00,291 Knife! 1404 01:24:00,875 --> 01:24:02,666 -Knife! -Doesn't matter. 1405 01:24:02,791 --> 01:24:04,958 -Knife! -It doesn't matter. 1406 01:24:07,625 --> 01:24:09,666 What are you doing? 1407 01:24:09,750 --> 01:24:11,208 -Shut up! -Why? 1408 01:24:11,291 --> 01:24:13,500 You held me from behind while I was busy looking at the girl. 1409 01:24:13,583 --> 01:24:14,791 -Hey! -Calm down! 1410 01:24:16,250 --> 01:24:17,333 Who the hell is it? 1411 01:24:24,208 --> 01:24:25,291 -Sonu. -Monu! 1412 01:24:25,541 --> 01:24:28,041 -Are you all right? -Nobody can harm me while you're here. 1413 01:24:28,375 --> 01:24:32,125 -You were great, Sonu! -Girl, come to me. 1414 01:24:32,208 --> 01:24:33,625 Are you all right, uncle? 1415 01:24:33,708 --> 01:24:35,125 -Yes. -Uncle! 1416 01:24:43,583 --> 01:24:49,041 Stay with me, have fun Your life will be a long ride 1417 01:24:49,125 --> 01:24:51,416 Stay with me 1418 01:25:01,458 --> 01:25:05,041 No! No! Come here! 1419 01:25:05,125 --> 01:25:07,708 Time to punch 1420 01:25:07,791 --> 01:25:11,791 Stay with me Take that, boys! 1421 01:25:20,833 --> 01:25:23,666 -I better leave. -Where are you going? 1422 01:25:24,458 --> 01:25:25,750 So? 1423 01:25:28,125 --> 01:25:29,791 Impressive! Both of you. 1424 01:25:30,875 --> 01:25:31,750 Get lost. 1425 01:25:35,416 --> 01:25:36,708 Fantastic! 1426 01:25:37,041 --> 01:25:41,000 You have the energy of a 25-year-old at the age of 50. 1427 01:25:45,875 --> 01:25:46,791 What's wrong with her? 1428 01:25:46,875 --> 01:25:49,791 What's happening to me? 1429 01:25:50,125 --> 01:25:52,875 I wonder what's gotten into me! 1430 01:25:53,416 --> 01:25:59,125 I hope it doesn't become a fairy tale 1431 01:25:59,833 --> 01:26:02,416 Something has happened for sure 1432 01:26:03,000 --> 01:26:05,416 No one knows what happened 1433 01:26:06,250 --> 01:26:12,041 Let this become a fairy tale 1434 01:26:14,500 --> 01:26:17,500 You ditched me, didn't you? 1435 01:26:18,000 --> 01:26:20,333 Thank God, I reached there on time. 1436 01:26:20,458 --> 01:26:22,666 It wouldn't have made a difference. 1437 01:26:22,750 --> 01:26:24,458 I wish, you hadn't come. 1438 01:26:24,875 --> 01:26:27,875 At least, I would've impressed Ritu. I would've dealt with them alone. 1439 01:26:28,000 --> 01:26:30,166 Ritu is impressed with your uncle, not you. 1440 01:26:30,500 --> 01:26:33,375 -So should she marry uncle? -Mr. Rai. 1441 01:26:33,458 --> 01:26:34,791 Damn him! 1442 01:26:35,875 --> 01:26:37,041 Mr. Rai! 1443 01:26:38,083 --> 01:26:39,166 Mr. Rai! 1444 01:26:39,875 --> 01:26:41,583 -Greetings, Lord. -Mr. Verma. 1445 01:26:41,666 --> 01:26:42,750 Where is Mr. Rai? 1446 01:26:42,833 --> 01:26:44,000 He's in the shower. Is it anything urgent? 1447 01:26:44,083 --> 01:26:47,166 Yes. I want to thank both of you. 1448 01:26:47,291 --> 01:26:50,583 Both of you saved my sister and my daughter's honor. 1449 01:26:50,708 --> 01:26:53,291 There is no need to thank us. It was our duty. 1450 01:26:53,375 --> 01:26:55,375 Don't worry. You should take some rest. 1451 01:26:55,458 --> 01:26:57,500 He can rest here. Sir, please sit. 1452 01:26:57,583 --> 01:26:58,875 -I won't leave till I meet him. -No! 1453 01:26:59,000 --> 01:27:02,125 -He takes his own sweet time to bathe. -Is there no water? 1454 01:27:02,583 --> 01:27:04,250 That's not an issue, but he doesn't have a bar of soap. 1455 01:27:04,333 --> 01:27:07,125 He risked his life to save Ms Santo and Ms Ritu, 1456 01:27:07,208 --> 01:27:10,041 so my boss can surely sit here for an hour or two. Please sit, sir! 1457 01:27:10,125 --> 01:27:13,000 I've decided, I won't leave till I meet him. Move. 1458 01:27:18,166 --> 01:27:21,375 Sir, look at these shoes. 1459 01:27:21,458 --> 01:27:24,708 This mangled shoe proves Mr. Rai really hit those goons hard. 1460 01:27:24,833 --> 01:27:27,125 A great man with sturdy shoes. 1461 01:27:27,208 --> 01:27:28,500 Hats off to them. 1462 01:27:28,583 --> 01:27:31,875 Don't think he's an old man. He is better than the best. 1463 01:27:31,958 --> 01:27:35,291 Once he flies into a rage, he can literally whip up a storm. 1464 01:27:35,375 --> 01:27:36,958 Even if you tell him, 1465 01:27:37,041 --> 01:27:40,333 "Don't do this, you'll land in trouble." 1466 01:27:40,416 --> 01:27:42,000 He flies into a rage and starts throwing things around. 1467 01:27:42,083 --> 01:27:43,291 -Where did it go? -Over there. 1468 01:27:43,375 --> 01:27:46,375 -Where did it go? -Mr. Rai. 1469 01:27:46,458 --> 01:27:48,791 -Hello. -Hello. 1470 01:27:49,250 --> 01:27:50,916 A salute of another kind. 1471 01:27:51,000 --> 01:27:54,500 You risked your life to save my sister Santo and Ritu, 1472 01:27:54,625 --> 01:27:56,625 so I really don't have words to thank you. 1473 01:27:56,708 --> 01:27:59,166 -Go find some words. -Find words, eh? 1474 01:27:59,833 --> 01:28:02,375 Santo said you fought like a 26-year-old 1475 01:28:02,458 --> 01:28:05,875 -and clobbered those guys. -That is my actual age. 1476 01:28:06,125 --> 01:28:09,833 -26 years? -I mean, I am young at heart. 1477 01:28:10,375 --> 01:28:13,541 -Mr. Rai, why don't you show me your face? -Sonu. 1478 01:28:13,625 --> 01:28:16,375 After taking a bath, 1479 01:28:16,458 --> 01:28:18,750 uncle first prays to God and only then he shows his face to others. 1480 01:28:18,875 --> 01:28:24,666 Lord Shyam, You're one true God 1481 01:28:25,166 --> 01:28:29,750 Lord Shyam, you're my God 1482 01:28:29,833 --> 01:28:33,666 -Just a minute. True Lord Let me stick it. -What are you sticking? 1483 01:28:33,791 --> 01:28:35,750 -I'm offering prayers. -You're offering prayers. 1484 01:28:35,875 --> 01:28:41,000 Lord Shyam, You're one true God 1485 01:28:41,083 --> 01:28:43,416 You know what? You're very handsome. 1486 01:28:43,500 --> 01:28:46,041 I know. So what brings you here? 1487 01:28:46,375 --> 01:28:49,541 I wanted some advice. I have two daughters. 1488 01:28:49,666 --> 01:28:52,125 I want to get my younger daughter Ritu married. 1489 01:28:52,250 --> 01:28:53,958 I'm looking for a suitor. 1490 01:28:54,083 --> 01:28:56,166 Why do you need to find a match for her when I am around? 1491 01:28:56,833 --> 01:28:57,750 What do you mean? 1492 01:28:57,875 --> 01:29:01,541 I mean my other nephew, Sonu's younger brother, 1493 01:29:01,625 --> 01:29:02,916 -Monu... -Monu? 1494 01:29:03,000 --> 01:29:05,541 Do you want to see his photo? He's really handsome. 1495 01:29:05,625 --> 01:29:06,708 Take a look. 1496 01:29:08,166 --> 01:29:09,833 He'll look like you if he has a beard. 1497 01:29:09,916 --> 01:29:11,208 He's my nephew, after all. 1498 01:29:11,291 --> 01:29:13,541 I'll introduce Ritu to him. 1499 01:29:13,666 --> 01:29:15,208 -We'll get them married. -Sure. 1500 01:29:15,291 --> 01:29:17,041 -Enjoy! -You're looking very... 1501 01:29:17,333 --> 01:29:18,625 Hey, don't push me! 1502 01:29:20,500 --> 01:29:21,500 Bhootnath, let's go. 1503 01:29:21,666 --> 01:29:23,250 A salute of another kind. 1504 01:29:23,333 --> 01:29:25,000 Goodbye. 1505 01:29:25,500 --> 01:29:27,750 -Crazy chap! -Congratulations. 1506 01:29:27,875 --> 01:29:29,416 I think you're getting married. 1507 01:29:29,541 --> 01:29:31,041 Ritu is still not my girlfriend. 1508 01:29:31,166 --> 01:29:33,291 It's not so hard to woo a girl. 1509 01:29:33,375 --> 01:29:35,208 You should use my trick. 1510 01:29:35,333 --> 01:29:38,208 -What did you do? -I rode a horse. 1511 01:29:38,583 --> 01:29:40,708 Picked up the girl. Kissed her. 1512 01:29:40,833 --> 01:29:41,833 That's all. 1513 01:29:42,791 --> 01:29:46,291 You rode a horse and picked up the girl. 1514 01:29:46,666 --> 01:29:48,291 You also kissed her! 1515 01:30:02,750 --> 01:30:04,333 Where is the girl? 1516 01:30:08,416 --> 01:30:09,833 I'm gonna kiss her. 1517 01:30:10,875 --> 01:30:13,083 What are you doing? Stop! 1518 01:30:13,500 --> 01:30:15,916 -How long will you run? -Why are you after me? 1519 01:30:16,291 --> 01:30:18,041 -Give me a kiss! -Help! 1520 01:30:18,166 --> 01:30:21,416 -What are you doing? -Come on. 1521 01:30:28,875 --> 01:30:30,583 What's going on? 1522 01:30:33,416 --> 01:30:35,083 -I will kiss her! -Get me down. 1523 01:30:35,333 --> 01:30:36,208 Get me down! 1524 01:30:37,458 --> 01:30:39,541 Where did the cops come from? 1525 01:30:39,625 --> 01:30:42,166 I had a tough time getting this horse. I only had to kiss her! 1526 01:30:42,291 --> 01:30:43,833 -Shut up! Arrest him! -Come on! 1527 01:30:43,916 --> 01:30:45,708 -Constable, take this horse. -Stupid! 1528 01:30:45,833 --> 01:30:48,041 Get in the jeep. I'll follow you on horseback. 1529 01:30:50,833 --> 01:30:53,125 Where is my son-in-law? 1530 01:30:54,583 --> 01:30:56,875 -Where is my son-in-law? -I am here! 1531 01:30:59,166 --> 01:31:01,208 Don't worry, dear. I'm here now. 1532 01:31:01,291 --> 01:31:03,125 Inspector, please release him. 1533 01:31:03,250 --> 01:31:04,791 Constable, release him. 1534 01:31:04,916 --> 01:31:07,375 Ms. Santo, I'm glad you are here. 1535 01:31:09,666 --> 01:31:11,750 I'm terribly embarrassed. 1536 01:31:11,833 --> 01:31:15,583 My son-in-law got arrested the moment he landed in Goa. 1537 01:31:16,125 --> 01:31:17,416 I couldn't help it. 1538 01:31:17,500 --> 01:31:20,666 We had to lock him up for what he did. 1539 01:31:21,458 --> 01:31:25,250 Inspector, only young guys should flirt 1540 01:31:25,375 --> 01:31:26,833 -and not old men like us. -What? 1541 01:31:26,958 --> 01:31:30,791 I'm just saying. I'll sign his bail papers. 1542 01:31:30,916 --> 01:31:34,125 Tell me something. How did you recognize me? 1543 01:31:34,250 --> 01:31:38,750 It was very easy, Ms. Santo. Uncle talks about you all the time! 1544 01:31:38,833 --> 01:31:42,708 Ms. Santo is like this, she is like that. 1545 01:31:42,791 --> 01:31:44,333 She is like this and that. 1546 01:31:44,458 --> 01:31:45,666 God knows how she is! 1547 01:31:45,791 --> 01:31:48,833 Are you going to stay here or do you plan to go home? 1548 01:31:58,833 --> 01:32:00,541 Is uncle staying in this small house? 1549 01:32:00,625 --> 01:32:02,041 You live in a big house. 1550 01:32:02,125 --> 01:32:05,000 You need a bike to go from one room to another. 1551 01:32:05,083 --> 01:32:07,083 So uncle told you everything! 1552 01:32:07,708 --> 01:32:08,833 Hey, wait! 1553 01:32:11,166 --> 01:32:13,083 -What are you doing here? -What are you doing here? 1554 01:32:13,166 --> 01:32:15,375 -Throw this girl out! -Aunt, what is he doing here? 1555 01:32:15,458 --> 01:32:16,791 -I'll introduce you to each other. -What is he doing? 1556 01:32:18,375 --> 01:32:20,500 She is my daughter Ritu. Ritu, say hello to him. 1557 01:32:20,583 --> 01:32:22,291 Hello. I don't want to stay here even for a minute. 1558 01:32:22,375 --> 01:32:23,541 Why not? 1559 01:32:23,625 --> 01:32:25,750 She had me locked up! 1560 01:32:25,833 --> 01:32:28,166 A goon should be sent to jail, don't invite him home. 1561 01:32:28,791 --> 01:32:30,708 She says I'm a goon! 1562 01:32:30,833 --> 01:32:33,000 -He's a big-time criminal! -Just a minute! 1563 01:32:33,083 --> 01:32:35,625 -Dad, he is a big-time criminal! -Talk respectfully! 1564 01:32:35,708 --> 01:32:38,166 You're asking this spoilt brat to be respectful! 1565 01:32:38,250 --> 01:32:39,833 You dare to insult me at my own place! 1566 01:32:39,916 --> 01:32:43,750 -Come out, I'll abuse you outside! -All right, let's go. You're a goon! 1567 01:32:43,833 --> 01:32:46,166 He's your would-be husband and Sonu's younger brother. 1568 01:32:46,250 --> 01:32:47,250 He's Monu the millionaire! 1569 01:32:47,333 --> 01:32:48,541 I don't care whether he is a millionaire or a billionaire, 1570 01:32:48,625 --> 01:32:50,750 -he will never be my husband! -I am least interested in you! 1571 01:32:50,833 --> 01:32:52,000 Monu, my brother! 1572 01:32:52,083 --> 01:32:53,500 -Sonu! -Pooja! 1573 01:32:53,583 --> 01:32:55,375 -Santo! -Where did you find him? 1574 01:32:55,458 --> 01:32:58,041 -I have no idea. Just calm down! -I won't spare him. 1575 01:32:58,208 --> 01:32:59,916 -Sonu. -Monu! 1576 01:33:01,791 --> 01:33:02,708 Have they found out? 1577 01:33:02,791 --> 01:33:04,625 No, we'll be in the soup if they call uncle here. 1578 01:33:04,708 --> 01:33:06,708 -Let's go to uncle then. -Where? To the guest house? 1579 01:33:06,791 --> 01:33:07,750 -Yes. -Let's go. 1580 01:33:08,541 --> 01:33:10,500 How do you know he's there? 1581 01:33:10,583 --> 01:33:13,166 Where else will a guest stay, if not the guest house? Foolish man! 1582 01:33:16,291 --> 01:33:18,791 I have my doubts. Sir! 1583 01:33:19,375 --> 01:33:21,125 We'll have to be alert. 1584 01:33:21,208 --> 01:33:23,416 This guard thinks he is James Bond. 1585 01:33:23,500 --> 01:33:24,958 True. 1586 01:33:28,083 --> 01:33:29,708 -Where do I hide? -Wait here. 1587 01:33:29,791 --> 01:33:31,666 I want to speak to uncle in private. 1588 01:33:39,208 --> 01:33:40,958 Good day, uncle! 1589 01:33:41,041 --> 01:33:43,083 It's so good to see you. 1590 01:33:43,166 --> 01:33:44,916 The good news is 1591 01:33:45,000 --> 01:33:48,791 that I'm getting you married to Ritu. 1592 01:33:49,250 --> 01:33:50,166 Ritu! 1593 01:33:50,625 --> 01:33:52,500 You have no idea about Ritu. 1594 01:33:52,583 --> 01:33:55,333 She got me locked up. I just got out a while ago. 1595 01:33:55,708 --> 01:33:58,666 No, my dear, don't say that. 1596 01:33:58,750 --> 01:34:02,333 Only lucky lovers go to jail. 1597 01:34:02,416 --> 01:34:06,250 Don't forget, I've given my word to her father. 1598 01:34:06,875 --> 01:34:09,125 She uses all the wrong words. 1599 01:34:09,375 --> 01:34:12,791 Do you want me to marry her and ruin my life? 1600 01:34:13,208 --> 01:34:15,625 -Dear! -Uncle! 1601 01:34:15,708 --> 01:34:18,416 -Dear! -Uncle! 1602 01:34:18,500 --> 01:34:21,583 No, my dear child. 1603 01:34:21,666 --> 01:34:24,250 Your brother is very arrogant. Why is he acting so fussy? 1604 01:34:24,333 --> 01:34:27,125 If you're wealthy, does my boss look like a beggar? 1605 01:34:27,208 --> 01:34:29,958 Don't worry. He will obey uncle. 1606 01:34:30,041 --> 01:34:31,500 He'll agree and marry Ritu. 1607 01:34:31,583 --> 01:34:32,541 Let's see. 1608 01:34:32,625 --> 01:34:34,250 Shut up, arrogant! 1609 01:34:34,333 --> 01:34:37,916 I'll leave you out of my will if you don't marry her! 1610 01:34:39,041 --> 01:34:40,916 You're always threatening me! 1611 01:34:41,000 --> 01:34:43,750 This concerns my life, uncle. Let me think about it. 1612 01:34:47,750 --> 01:34:49,291 Get out of my way! 1613 01:35:15,000 --> 01:35:15,958 Remove this. 1614 01:35:16,250 --> 01:35:18,125 Sir, there's something fishy! 1615 01:35:18,208 --> 01:35:20,583 Uncle and his nephew are two different people 1616 01:35:20,666 --> 01:35:22,208 but they were same shoes. 1617 01:35:22,291 --> 01:35:24,416 -What? -I mean they are the same person! 1618 01:35:24,500 --> 01:35:25,541 There's nobody inside. 1619 01:35:25,625 --> 01:35:27,833 And if there is, I'll clobber you with a shoe. 1620 01:35:27,916 --> 01:35:30,250 -Okay, but first let's go in and check. -Okay. 1621 01:35:31,291 --> 01:35:33,083 Don't worry, Gulzarilal. 1622 01:35:33,333 --> 01:35:36,791 Monu has grown up, but he won't disobey me. 1623 01:35:36,875 --> 01:35:38,458 He will give his consent. 1624 01:35:38,583 --> 01:35:40,708 I'll kill you! 1625 01:35:41,333 --> 01:35:44,250 -What was that sound? -We were playing. 1626 01:35:44,333 --> 01:35:48,458 -Oh beautiful, oh beautiful -Very good. 1627 01:35:50,583 --> 01:35:51,958 Lord, please save me. 1628 01:35:56,541 --> 01:35:59,458 Monu, the horse ride didn't work, right? 1629 01:35:59,541 --> 01:36:01,000 I'll give you another idea. 1630 01:36:01,125 --> 01:36:02,916 I beg of you. No more ideas. 1631 01:36:03,000 --> 01:36:05,333 The horse ride was pathetic! Let me think. Please! 1632 01:36:05,416 --> 01:36:09,875 -Your typical plans, letters and... -Yes, a letter! 1633 01:36:10,083 --> 01:36:12,458 A love letter does the trick. From ancient to modern times. 1634 01:36:12,541 --> 01:36:13,666 I will also write a letter! 1635 01:36:13,791 --> 01:36:16,541 I'll write to Ritu that I love her! 1636 01:36:16,625 --> 01:36:20,041 I'll tie it to a stone and throw it at her window. 1637 01:36:24,208 --> 01:36:28,083 "He tiptoed in the dark night with a revolver in his hand... 1638 01:36:29,125 --> 01:36:31,833 ...and moved towards his master's house. 1639 01:36:32,125 --> 01:36:34,375 It is dark all around. 1640 01:36:36,000 --> 01:36:38,000 He has murder on his mind. 1641 01:36:38,291 --> 01:36:41,500 He has decided to kill the boss. 1642 01:36:41,958 --> 01:36:43,625 He jumps over the wall... 1643 01:36:44,041 --> 01:36:46,416 ...but the watchman spots him." 1644 01:36:48,041 --> 01:36:51,458 -Who is this? -Bhootnath, what are you doing? 1645 01:36:51,541 --> 01:36:53,708 I am reading a novel. What are you doing? 1646 01:36:53,791 --> 01:36:56,125 I am suffering from flatulence... 1647 01:36:56,416 --> 01:36:58,500 ...so I thought I should go for a stroll. 1648 01:36:58,791 --> 01:37:00,833 I also suffer from flatulence. Let me walk with you. 1649 01:37:01,125 --> 01:37:02,750 Are you pulling my leg? 1650 01:37:02,833 --> 01:37:05,125 Can't servants suffer from flatulence? 1651 01:37:05,208 --> 01:37:06,750 That's not what I meant. 1652 01:37:07,458 --> 01:37:11,083 The kind of food you eat, you are more likely to suffer from such problems. 1653 01:37:11,583 --> 01:37:12,916 Not a problem. 1654 01:37:13,125 --> 01:37:14,583 Why are you following me? 1655 01:37:14,666 --> 01:37:17,125 You're walking ahead of me. I'm not following you. 1656 01:37:17,416 --> 01:37:20,041 -Will you do everything I do? -Yes, I will. 1657 01:37:20,125 --> 01:37:21,583 -Will you? -Yes, I will. 1658 01:37:22,291 --> 01:37:26,000 Under the blue sky 1659 01:37:26,291 --> 01:37:29,041 The Earth shimmers in heat 1660 01:37:29,708 --> 01:37:33,375 Under the blue sky The tailor shimmers in heat 1661 01:37:33,458 --> 01:37:35,958 Why are you murdering a beautiful song? 1662 01:37:38,541 --> 01:37:41,125 Oh beautiful girl 1663 01:37:44,125 --> 01:37:48,291 -I'll throw this stone over there. -So will I. 1664 01:37:48,375 --> 01:37:50,708 -Will you? Pick it up. -Here I go. 1665 01:37:51,041 --> 01:37:52,541 -I got a stone. -Here you go. 1666 01:37:54,041 --> 01:37:55,083 There you go. 1667 01:37:56,166 --> 01:37:58,791 Idiot! Let me see. 1668 01:37:59,000 --> 01:38:01,500 I hope nobody sees me! 1669 01:38:02,416 --> 01:38:03,750 Who is it? Who... 1670 01:38:10,708 --> 01:38:12,041 Mr. Rai? 1671 01:38:26,125 --> 01:38:28,708 Take your hands off your hair and focus on the letter. 1672 01:38:28,958 --> 01:38:33,333 Jokes apart, I love you a lot. 1673 01:38:33,833 --> 01:38:35,333 Why are you worried? 1674 01:38:35,458 --> 01:38:36,791 Don't bite your nails. 1675 01:38:37,166 --> 01:38:38,791 If you accept my proposal, 1676 01:38:39,041 --> 01:38:40,541 I am sitting in my room. 1677 01:38:40,625 --> 01:38:43,583 Ring me up and then hang up 1678 01:38:43,750 --> 01:38:45,791 that will prove your love to me. 1679 01:38:46,291 --> 01:38:47,500 What's going on? 1680 01:38:47,583 --> 01:38:52,500 I don't know what this feeling is 1681 01:38:56,791 --> 01:38:59,458 Monu, you sent her the letter. 1682 01:38:59,833 --> 01:39:01,250 We aren't sure if she'll call. 1683 01:39:01,333 --> 01:39:03,666 Don't say that, I love her! 1684 01:39:13,583 --> 01:39:14,666 It rang! 1685 01:39:15,458 --> 01:39:20,375 It's not the telephone ringing. It's her voice! 1686 01:39:31,625 --> 01:39:32,583 Hey! 1687 01:39:33,250 --> 01:39:35,875 -Have you lost it? -Sure! Since you rang the bell! 1688 01:39:36,458 --> 01:39:41,083 -Bell? Which bell? -Telephone! 1689 01:39:42,625 --> 01:39:45,166 -I didn't ring a bell. -You rang the bell 1690 01:39:45,250 --> 01:39:47,000 after reading my letter. 1691 01:39:49,583 --> 01:39:51,833 -Which letter? What are you talking about? -The same. 1692 01:39:51,916 --> 01:39:54,083 I'm talking about the letter I threw at you last night. 1693 01:39:55,875 --> 01:39:59,500 I neither read a letter nor did I ring a bell. 1694 01:39:59,583 --> 01:40:02,416 -Yeah? -Move on, let me breathe. 1695 01:40:45,333 --> 01:40:47,666 Don't feel shy 1696 01:40:48,583 --> 01:40:50,375 Reveal your feelings 1697 01:40:51,208 --> 01:40:53,250 Don't look around 1698 01:40:53,500 --> 01:40:55,708 Say I love you 1699 01:41:01,625 --> 01:41:04,166 Don't feel shy Reveal your feelings 1700 01:41:04,250 --> 01:41:07,458 Don't look around Say I love you 1701 01:41:09,458 --> 01:41:11,833 You'll repent 1702 01:41:12,000 --> 01:41:14,375 You'll die a spinster 1703 01:41:14,666 --> 01:41:17,250 You'll repent You'll die a spinster 1704 01:41:17,333 --> 01:41:20,333 Pay heed to what he says 1705 01:41:22,458 --> 01:41:25,083 Don't feel shy Reveal your feelings 1706 01:41:25,166 --> 01:41:28,208 Don't look around Say I love you 1707 01:41:29,583 --> 01:41:34,666 Move out of my way Let me get some fresh air 1708 01:41:34,750 --> 01:41:40,416 Move out of my way Let me get some fresh air 1709 01:41:40,500 --> 01:41:43,750 Shun all other worries from your heart 1710 01:41:46,000 --> 01:41:48,583 Don't feel shy Reveal your feelings 1711 01:41:48,666 --> 01:41:51,708 Don't look around Say I love you 1712 01:42:04,708 --> 01:42:07,625 We've already sung the opening stanza, but no success. 1713 01:42:07,708 --> 01:42:11,708 Monu, girls love to play hard to get. 1714 01:42:11,791 --> 01:42:13,916 They are hard nuts to crack. 1715 01:42:14,041 --> 01:42:16,708 How can you compare a girl to a nut? 1716 01:42:16,791 --> 01:42:18,583 It's a saying. 1717 01:42:18,666 --> 01:42:21,083 To hell with the saying. Why are you playing hard to get? 1718 01:42:21,166 --> 01:42:23,083 Why are you running away from me? 1719 01:42:23,166 --> 01:42:27,708 I've had enough of your attitude. Now, mellow down, mother... 1720 01:42:27,791 --> 01:42:31,208 I mean, the mother of my kids. 1721 01:42:32,166 --> 01:42:34,708 Move out of my way 1722 01:42:34,791 --> 01:42:37,333 Let me get some fresh air 1723 01:42:37,416 --> 01:42:39,958 Move out of my way 1724 01:42:40,041 --> 01:42:43,333 Let me get some fresh air 1725 01:42:43,458 --> 01:42:46,000 Don't say no Just give your consent 1726 01:42:48,583 --> 01:42:51,125 Don't feel shy Reveal your feelings 1727 01:42:51,208 --> 01:42:54,250 Don't look around Say I love you 1728 01:42:56,416 --> 01:42:58,833 You'll repent 1729 01:42:58,958 --> 01:43:01,208 You'll die a spinster 1730 01:43:01,625 --> 01:43:04,208 You'll repent You'll die a spinster 1731 01:43:04,291 --> 01:43:07,291 Pay heed to what he says 1732 01:43:09,416 --> 01:43:12,041 Don't feel shy Reveal your feelings 1733 01:43:12,125 --> 01:43:15,125 Don't look around Say I love you 1734 01:44:04,708 --> 01:44:06,791 Brother, she isn't giving in and I am losing it. 1735 01:44:06,875 --> 01:44:11,000 Monu, don't lose your temper, she's getting on track. 1736 01:44:11,083 --> 01:44:15,291 Life in Mumbai is fast. For example Appa, my neighbor. 1737 01:44:15,416 --> 01:44:19,291 He proposed a girl, got married and he's now a father of two. 1738 01:44:19,375 --> 01:44:21,958 Why are you acting so arrogant? 1739 01:44:22,041 --> 01:44:24,625 I swear, I am losing it too. 1740 01:44:24,708 --> 01:44:27,208 Stop playing hard to get and say yes. 1741 01:44:27,291 --> 01:44:30,166 Say yes! 1742 01:44:35,041 --> 01:44:39,958 I love you I'm your queen, you're my king 1743 01:44:40,041 --> 01:44:45,208 I love you I'm your queen, you're my king 1744 01:44:45,291 --> 01:44:50,833 I love you I'm your queen, you're my king 1745 01:44:50,958 --> 01:44:54,208 She said it It's your turn now 1746 01:44:56,416 --> 01:44:58,833 You'll repent 1747 01:44:58,916 --> 01:45:01,541 You'll die a bachelor 1748 01:45:01,666 --> 01:45:04,250 You'll repent You'll die a bachelor 1749 01:45:04,333 --> 01:45:07,416 -Monu, didn't I tell you... -Okay, I got it. 1750 01:45:09,500 --> 01:45:12,041 Don't feel shy Reveal your feelings 1751 01:45:12,125 --> 01:45:14,625 Don't look around Say I love you 1752 01:45:14,708 --> 01:45:17,291 Don't feel shy Reveal your feelings 1753 01:45:17,375 --> 01:45:20,250 Don't look around Say I love you 1754 01:45:21,250 --> 01:45:24,208 How were you so sure that she would get convinced? 1755 01:45:24,291 --> 01:45:26,083 It's very simple, Monu. 1756 01:45:26,166 --> 01:45:29,416 Every girl agrees at the end of the song. 1757 01:45:29,500 --> 01:45:30,625 Damn! 1758 01:45:32,250 --> 01:45:34,666 She will give in 1759 01:45:34,750 --> 01:45:37,291 She will give in 1760 01:45:42,666 --> 01:45:45,166 She will give in 1761 01:45:45,291 --> 01:45:47,750 She will give in 1762 01:45:47,833 --> 01:45:50,458 She will give in 1763 01:45:50,541 --> 01:45:53,041 She will give in 1764 01:45:53,125 --> 01:45:54,333 My beloved 1765 01:46:00,375 --> 01:46:02,041 Hello, Amirchand here. 1766 01:46:02,125 --> 01:46:05,333 Amirchand, what have you done about the two boxes? 1767 01:46:05,791 --> 01:46:10,250 Will you stop calling me? Do you enjoy when I abuse you? 1768 01:46:10,333 --> 01:46:11,750 Should I abuse you once again? You... 1769 01:46:12,250 --> 01:46:14,875 Don't abuse me! 1770 01:46:14,958 --> 01:46:17,541 -What will you do? -Shut up! 1771 01:46:18,375 --> 01:46:20,125 Or I'll kidnap your sons! 1772 01:46:21,875 --> 01:46:23,833 You better adopt them. 1773 01:46:24,333 --> 01:46:27,916 Then you'll know they're worse than you! 1774 01:46:28,291 --> 01:46:29,958 Hey, you've started abusing again! 1775 01:46:30,125 --> 01:46:32,416 I'll kill you if I come there. 1776 01:46:32,500 --> 01:46:33,833 -Am I right? -Yes. 1777 01:46:33,916 --> 01:46:38,000 Boy, if you come here, I swear I'll put a dog collar around your neck 1778 01:46:38,083 --> 01:46:42,125 and make you run in a dog race. 1779 01:46:42,541 --> 01:46:43,750 He'll remember this! 1780 01:46:43,833 --> 01:46:45,541 Be calm. 1781 01:46:45,625 --> 01:46:49,416 What if they turn out to be trigger-happy gangsters! 1782 01:46:49,500 --> 01:46:52,041 They are no gangsters, but my sons! 1783 01:46:52,291 --> 01:46:55,833 They ran out of money, so they're making someone else call me. 1784 01:46:55,916 --> 01:46:58,500 I am their father, after all. I won't give them a penny! 1785 01:46:58,583 --> 01:46:59,833 Pack your bags, we'll go to Goa. 1786 01:46:59,916 --> 01:47:03,083 Yes, sir. We'll bring them back before they destroy Goa. 1787 01:47:03,166 --> 01:47:04,541 -Let's go. -Sir. 1788 01:47:04,625 --> 01:47:06,375 -Goa is this way. -I know. 1789 01:47:06,458 --> 01:47:10,166 -Shouldn't I change first? -You can sleep on the flight. 1790 01:47:11,125 --> 01:47:13,791 -Forgive me. -Let's go. 1791 01:47:14,000 --> 01:47:15,583 -Come on. -After you. 1792 01:47:18,500 --> 01:47:19,541 Hey! 1793 01:47:21,041 --> 01:47:22,583 Where is Amirchand? 1794 01:47:23,916 --> 01:47:26,583 -Where is Amirchand? -He has gone to Goa. 1795 01:47:27,791 --> 01:47:32,333 He threatened you on the phone and went to Goa for a picnic. 1796 01:47:33,208 --> 01:47:35,125 No matter where he goes, 1797 01:47:35,208 --> 01:47:37,083 I will find him! 1798 01:47:38,625 --> 01:47:40,750 -Who is he? -Seth Amirchand. 1799 01:47:42,541 --> 01:47:46,166 He abused you over the phone and he's showing you a fist here. 1800 01:47:46,250 --> 01:47:48,208 You are right. 1801 01:47:48,875 --> 01:47:51,083 We must go to Goa. 1802 01:47:51,166 --> 01:47:52,458 -I'm free. -Let's go. 1803 01:47:55,125 --> 01:47:57,916 -What's the matter? -I'm worried. 1804 01:47:58,000 --> 01:47:59,416 Why are you still modulating your voice? 1805 01:47:59,958 --> 01:48:01,375 I'm worried. 1806 01:48:01,458 --> 01:48:02,583 What's the matter? 1807 01:48:02,916 --> 01:48:05,750 I'm wondering who called me that night. 1808 01:48:06,291 --> 01:48:08,375 Who called you? I don't understand. 1809 01:48:08,500 --> 01:48:11,708 Ritu didn't get the letter, but I heard the telephone ring. 1810 01:48:11,958 --> 01:48:13,083 Then who got the letter? 1811 01:48:24,500 --> 01:48:26,666 Santo, where are you going early in the morning? 1812 01:48:28,250 --> 01:48:30,041 -Come with me. -Where? 1813 01:48:30,958 --> 01:48:32,583 I want to talk to you. 1814 01:48:32,666 --> 01:48:34,458 -We can talk here. -No. 1815 01:48:34,541 --> 01:48:36,875 Let's go to a beautiful place. 1816 01:48:36,958 --> 01:48:38,958 This is a beautiful place. 1817 01:48:39,041 --> 01:48:40,708 No, please come along. 1818 01:48:41,083 --> 01:48:42,916 -Sonu, come along. -No! 1819 01:48:43,500 --> 01:48:47,541 I want to talk to you in private. 1820 01:48:48,750 --> 01:48:49,750 Sonu... 1821 01:48:49,833 --> 01:48:51,333 -It was her. -Yes. 1822 01:48:51,958 --> 01:48:55,250 Let's go. Let's have a long chat. I don't mind. 1823 01:48:57,375 --> 01:49:00,291 Your eyes are downcast and sad. Why? 1824 01:49:00,375 --> 01:49:01,875 That's not fair. 1825 01:49:01,958 --> 01:49:04,083 Let everything remain the way it is. 1826 01:49:04,208 --> 01:49:07,500 Why should I look into your eyes? 1827 01:49:08,083 --> 01:49:12,375 You can see the love I feel for you in my eyes. 1828 01:49:15,250 --> 01:49:18,750 I am thankful to God for keeping me single till now. 1829 01:49:18,833 --> 01:49:21,625 -Where have you brought me? -Come in. 1830 01:49:21,708 --> 01:49:24,166 -Why do you want me to go in? -Let me show you. 1831 01:49:24,291 --> 01:49:27,083 -Maybe only for you! -No! 1832 01:49:27,166 --> 01:49:29,916 -What? -I mean, stay here. I'll be back. 1833 01:49:30,000 --> 01:49:33,291 -Come back soon. -Yes. 1834 01:49:35,000 --> 01:49:36,500 Ask him. 1835 01:49:36,583 --> 01:49:38,958 Have you seen them? These two? 1836 01:49:39,458 --> 01:49:40,500 Have you? 1837 01:49:41,291 --> 01:49:42,666 -These two? -Yes. 1838 01:49:42,750 --> 01:49:43,916 Who are they? 1839 01:49:44,000 --> 01:49:48,458 -My insolent sons. -You call them insolent. 1840 01:49:48,875 --> 01:49:50,625 Unfortunately, they were born into my family. 1841 01:49:50,708 --> 01:49:54,958 These poor boys are unfortunate, not you. 1842 01:49:55,041 --> 01:49:57,541 For they were born to a miser father! 1843 01:49:57,625 --> 01:50:00,208 -How do you know so much about him? -Shut up! 1844 01:50:00,291 --> 01:50:01,833 Look at their faces, 1845 01:50:02,083 --> 01:50:04,750 dripping with innocence. 1846 01:50:04,833 --> 01:50:07,458 -And look at his face. -What's dripping from my face? 1847 01:50:07,708 --> 01:50:10,083 -Viciousness. -I'll break his face... 1848 01:50:10,166 --> 01:50:14,500 You should thank God for blessing you with such lovely sons. 1849 01:50:14,583 --> 01:50:16,166 Instead, you're cursing them! 1850 01:50:16,250 --> 01:50:19,166 I'll curse them if I wish! Who are you to object? 1851 01:50:19,250 --> 01:50:22,708 Who am I? You can't be me! 1852 01:50:22,791 --> 01:50:25,791 -And I can't be what you are. -I can't understand him! 1853 01:50:25,875 --> 01:50:27,500 I'm leaving. Just hold this. 1854 01:50:27,750 --> 01:50:32,750 If you don't care about your kids, 1855 01:50:32,833 --> 01:50:34,958 why are you carrying their photo around? Tear it. 1856 01:50:35,041 --> 01:50:36,708 Why did you tear it, you rogue? 1857 01:50:36,791 --> 01:50:39,041 He wants to know why I tore it! 1858 01:50:39,125 --> 01:50:42,666 You are lucky it was only a photo. 1859 01:50:42,750 --> 01:50:46,125 -If you were made of paper, I'd... -What would you do? 1860 01:50:46,208 --> 01:50:49,208 I'd have written something on you. No need to lose your temper. 1861 01:50:50,000 --> 01:50:52,458 Stupid man! He tore the photograph! 1862 01:50:53,125 --> 01:50:54,291 -Sonu! -What is it? 1863 01:50:54,375 --> 01:50:55,583 There's bad news. 1864 01:50:55,666 --> 01:50:57,166 -Dad is here. -What? 1865 01:50:57,250 --> 01:51:00,791 He was carrying our photo! I tore it or else he would've landed here! 1866 01:51:00,875 --> 01:51:03,291 -That's bad news. -There's worse to come. 1867 01:51:03,375 --> 01:51:05,208 Ms Santo is after me. 1868 01:51:05,291 --> 01:51:07,375 -That's good news. -Don't say that! 1869 01:51:07,458 --> 01:51:10,041 -Mr. Rai! -Yes? No! 1870 01:51:13,208 --> 01:51:15,291 Mr. Rai. 1871 01:51:15,375 --> 01:51:16,916 Where is he? 1872 01:51:17,041 --> 01:51:19,500 He left me in the restaurant. I hope he is fine. 1873 01:51:19,583 --> 01:51:23,000 Ms. Santo... I want to say something to you. 1874 01:51:23,083 --> 01:51:24,875 -What? -But don't tell this to anyone. 1875 01:51:24,958 --> 01:51:26,375 I won't tell anyone. Tell me. 1876 01:51:26,666 --> 01:51:29,500 Mr. Rai is not worthy of you. 1877 01:51:30,125 --> 01:51:31,500 Why do you say that? 1878 01:51:31,875 --> 01:51:35,750 He is made... for me. 1879 01:51:36,000 --> 01:51:37,625 -Didn't I tell you? -About what? 1880 01:51:37,708 --> 01:51:40,833 Look... He is an alcoholic. 1881 01:51:41,125 --> 01:51:45,875 No wonder, his eyes are so intoxicating! Oh my! 1882 01:51:46,666 --> 01:51:48,250 He is a degenerate gambler. 1883 01:51:48,333 --> 01:51:50,041 Life is also a gamble. 1884 01:51:50,625 --> 01:51:53,416 You should see him when he is angry. 1885 01:51:53,500 --> 01:51:56,166 Only hot-blooded men get angry. 1886 01:51:57,083 --> 01:51:59,958 He also watches mujra dance at night. 1887 01:52:00,916 --> 01:52:04,208 He won't go... once we are married. 1888 01:52:04,291 --> 01:52:08,833 -I'm criticizing him and you... -What's wrong with it? 1889 01:52:08,916 --> 01:52:10,958 Rich men often indulge in these things. 1890 01:52:11,083 --> 01:52:14,041 Anyway, forget about it. Where is he? 1891 01:52:14,375 --> 01:52:17,791 -Who? -I mean... 1892 01:52:17,916 --> 01:52:18,875 Mr. Rai? 1893 01:52:20,083 --> 01:52:21,916 Monu! 1894 01:52:45,958 --> 01:52:49,291 The girl I want to talk to refuses come on the line! 1895 01:53:22,750 --> 01:53:26,416 What is your mobile number? I want to make you smile 1896 01:53:26,500 --> 01:53:30,458 I want to talk to you in private What's your private number? 1897 01:53:31,041 --> 01:53:34,708 Darling, where do you come from And where do you go? 1898 01:53:34,791 --> 01:53:38,708 Why do you trouble me so much? 1899 01:53:39,750 --> 01:53:43,458 I like your style Which number should I dial? 1900 01:53:43,541 --> 01:53:47,416 I want to meet you Give me some easy number 1901 01:53:48,041 --> 01:53:51,500 Darling, where do you come from And where do you go? 1902 01:53:51,833 --> 01:53:55,750 Why do you trouble me so much? 1903 01:53:56,708 --> 01:54:00,333 What is your mobile number? I want to make you smile 1904 01:54:00,416 --> 01:54:04,416 I like your style Which number should I dial? 1905 01:54:46,416 --> 01:54:50,041 You make my heart skip a beat 1906 01:54:50,125 --> 01:54:54,083 Without you, I'm restless Where are you off to? 1907 01:54:54,166 --> 01:54:57,666 Why do you come after me? 1908 01:54:57,750 --> 01:55:01,416 I'm heading straight to your neighborhood 1909 01:55:01,500 --> 01:55:05,250 Go straight and take a left 1910 01:55:05,333 --> 01:55:09,000 The bungalow at the corner is mine 1911 01:55:09,083 --> 01:55:12,791 If I come to your place I'll be disgraced 1912 01:55:12,875 --> 01:55:16,416 Everyone's watching me 1913 01:55:18,041 --> 01:55:21,708 What is your lane number? What is your road number? 1914 01:55:21,791 --> 01:55:25,541 What is your residence number? What is your college number? 1915 01:55:25,625 --> 01:55:29,333 You know my shoe size I'll put you behind bars 1916 01:55:29,416 --> 01:55:33,291 Why are you getting angry? How do I calm you down? 1917 01:55:33,916 --> 01:55:37,333 Darling, where do you come from And where do you go? 1918 01:55:37,666 --> 01:55:41,083 Why do you trouble me so much? 1919 01:55:42,625 --> 01:55:46,250 What is your mobile number? I want to make you smile 1920 01:55:46,375 --> 01:55:50,291 I like your style Which number should I dial? 1921 01:55:52,583 --> 01:55:54,583 It's all right It's all right 1922 01:55:56,375 --> 01:55:58,208 It's all right It's all right 1923 01:56:02,000 --> 01:56:03,000 It's all right 1924 01:56:09,583 --> 01:56:10,583 It's all right 1925 01:56:17,166 --> 01:56:18,166 It's all right 1926 01:56:24,708 --> 01:56:25,791 It's all right 1927 01:56:33,666 --> 01:56:37,875 I can't live without you 1928 01:56:37,958 --> 01:56:41,791 Tell me, what do I do? 1929 01:56:41,875 --> 01:56:45,416 I won't let go of you 1930 01:56:45,500 --> 01:56:49,250 Come to me, my love 1931 01:56:49,333 --> 01:56:52,958 Let's catch a movie Let's eat out 1932 01:56:53,041 --> 01:56:56,750 Let's sing and dance at a disco 1933 01:56:56,833 --> 01:57:00,500 If we go to a disco We'll land in trouble 1934 01:57:00,625 --> 01:57:04,125 Why should we add to our restlessness? 1935 01:57:05,791 --> 01:57:09,375 I like your moves I like your earrings 1936 01:57:09,458 --> 01:57:13,291 Sorry, I don't use a cell phone You may take my beeper number 1937 01:57:13,375 --> 01:57:16,875 What is your mobile number? I want to make you smile 1938 01:57:16,958 --> 01:57:20,958 I like your style Which number should I dial? 1939 01:57:21,625 --> 01:57:25,291 Darling, where do you come from And where do you go? 1940 01:57:25,375 --> 01:57:28,708 Why do you trouble me so much? 1941 01:57:47,166 --> 01:57:48,375 Ritu! 1942 01:57:49,875 --> 01:57:50,833 I'll hide here. 1943 01:57:50,916 --> 01:57:52,625 -Yes. -Hold it. 1944 01:57:53,083 --> 01:57:54,166 Ritu! 1945 01:57:54,625 --> 01:57:55,458 Ritu! 1946 01:57:56,041 --> 01:57:58,041 Ritu. 1947 01:57:59,458 --> 01:58:00,625 What are you doing? 1948 01:58:01,416 --> 01:58:03,666 I'm dusting this. It's very dirty. 1949 01:58:03,750 --> 01:58:04,708 Yes. Shucks. 1950 01:58:04,791 --> 01:58:07,750 -Is there anyone else here? -Who? Where? 1951 01:58:08,333 --> 01:58:09,708 I'll dust it for you! 1952 01:58:11,333 --> 01:58:14,375 -It was dusty. -It's clean now! 1953 01:58:15,041 --> 01:58:16,625 What are you doing? 1954 01:58:18,708 --> 01:58:20,833 What happened to your arms? 1955 01:58:21,583 --> 01:58:23,875 Dad, exercise. Muscles, you know. 1956 01:58:24,208 --> 01:58:25,750 Take this off. 1957 01:58:27,750 --> 01:58:30,375 I heard somebody singing. 1958 01:58:31,583 --> 01:58:33,541 -I was singing. -You were singing! 1959 01:58:33,625 --> 01:58:35,125 In a male voice? 1960 01:58:35,208 --> 01:58:38,875 I always do a funny impression of Kishore Kumar. 1961 01:58:39,791 --> 01:58:42,166 -Why not Lata Mangeshkar? -Well... 1962 01:58:42,416 --> 01:58:43,500 Everybody does that. 1963 01:58:45,875 --> 01:58:47,000 Sing for me. 1964 01:58:47,958 --> 01:58:50,375 No, I... Look the other way. 1965 01:58:52,916 --> 01:58:54,250 -There's nobody here. -Is it? 1966 01:58:54,375 --> 01:58:55,708 Sing for me. 1967 01:58:56,916 --> 01:59:00,458 Look there. I feel shy. Please! 1968 01:59:01,958 --> 01:59:02,833 Sing. 1969 01:59:06,125 --> 01:59:07,208 Who is it? 1970 01:59:07,958 --> 01:59:10,166 -I was singing. -Okay, let's hear it. 1971 01:59:11,041 --> 01:59:14,708 The window opposite mine 1972 01:59:15,375 --> 01:59:16,875 Very good. Don't stop, continue. 1973 01:59:16,958 --> 01:59:18,833 A beautiful... 1974 01:59:20,125 --> 01:59:21,250 Very good, don't stop, keep singing. 1975 01:59:21,333 --> 01:59:23,041 Girl lives there 1976 01:59:23,125 --> 01:59:29,750 The only problem is She's a little upset with me 1977 01:59:34,416 --> 01:59:37,375 -What happened, dad? -Who was it? 1978 01:59:37,916 --> 01:59:39,791 -Dad! -My darling. 1979 01:59:40,916 --> 01:59:47,583 The only problem is She's a little upset with me 1980 01:59:48,500 --> 01:59:51,541 "The thief tries to jump off the balcony. 1981 01:59:51,625 --> 01:59:54,500 But the watchman sees him. 1982 01:59:54,583 --> 01:59:56,833 He tries to go in..." 1983 01:59:56,916 --> 01:59:59,166 Sir! 1984 01:59:59,250 --> 02:00:03,083 A thief has entered the house! Sir! 1985 02:00:04,583 --> 02:00:05,791 Sir! 1986 02:00:08,041 --> 02:00:09,958 Who is it? 1987 02:00:10,041 --> 02:00:12,750 -Who is it? -Don't worry, Santo, it's me. 1988 02:00:13,541 --> 02:00:15,041 -You? -Yes. 1989 02:00:16,166 --> 02:00:20,041 -Why did you come here like this? -I was helpless. 1990 02:00:20,375 --> 02:00:23,458 I can't come through the door. 1991 02:00:23,541 --> 02:00:25,000 I am helpless, too. 1992 02:00:26,083 --> 02:00:28,416 But what if someone had seen you? 1993 02:00:28,500 --> 02:00:30,750 Like you don't know. They've seen me! 1994 02:00:31,916 --> 02:00:35,666 I saw the thief going into Ms. Santo's room! 1995 02:00:35,750 --> 02:00:37,250 Trust me. 1996 02:00:39,291 --> 02:00:42,416 -Ms. Santo, a thief has entered... -Please hide me somewhere! 1997 02:00:42,541 --> 02:00:43,458 Where... 1998 02:00:43,541 --> 02:00:46,000 -We are out here! Open the door! -Santo. 1999 02:00:46,083 --> 02:00:47,500 Don't be frightened! We're here. 2000 02:00:47,583 --> 02:00:49,000 Aunt, come out. 2001 02:00:49,083 --> 02:00:50,500 -We are here. -Santo! 2002 02:00:50,583 --> 02:00:51,916 Hide in the bathroom. 2003 02:00:52,208 --> 02:00:54,125 -Ms. Santo. -A bit louder. 2004 02:00:54,333 --> 02:00:56,125 I'm coming, brother! 2005 02:00:56,208 --> 02:00:57,666 -Yes, brother? -Where is the thief? 2006 02:00:57,750 --> 02:00:58,958 -Where is the thief? -What are you doing? 2007 02:00:59,041 --> 02:01:00,833 -There's a thief here. -There's no one here. 2008 02:01:00,916 --> 02:01:02,291 -Where's the thief? -There's no one here. 2009 02:01:02,375 --> 02:01:05,416 -There's nothing. -He's hiding in the bathroom. 2010 02:01:05,500 --> 02:01:08,083 -No, there's nobody there! -He's in the bathroom. 2011 02:01:08,166 --> 02:01:10,541 -There's no one in the bathroom. -Come on! 2012 02:01:11,500 --> 02:01:12,708 Where is he? 2013 02:01:13,250 --> 02:01:16,791 This thief is messing up the bathroom. 2014 02:01:18,000 --> 02:01:20,125 What are you doing here? 2015 02:01:20,291 --> 02:01:22,125 What are you doing here? 2016 02:01:22,875 --> 02:01:26,458 You bloody thief! One minute. Where are you going? 2017 02:01:27,041 --> 02:01:29,708 The curtain goes up... The truth... 2018 02:01:30,166 --> 02:01:32,500 -Mr. Rai. -Uncle! 2019 02:01:35,958 --> 02:01:38,375 Why is everyone in the same bathroom at the same time? 2020 02:01:38,458 --> 02:01:40,250 Aren't there other bathrooms in the house? 2021 02:01:51,833 --> 02:01:53,083 Let's go! 2022 02:01:57,958 --> 02:01:59,041 Santo... 2023 02:01:59,333 --> 02:02:01,833 -Dad, there's no need to get angry. -Yes? 2024 02:02:02,333 --> 02:02:06,000 We never thought about aunt. We never considered her dreams. 2025 02:02:06,125 --> 02:02:09,541 She must have dreamed about marriage and having kids. 2026 02:02:09,625 --> 02:02:11,166 She needs someone to love her! 2027 02:02:11,416 --> 02:02:14,875 I am not sorry that she finally chose someone. 2028 02:02:15,000 --> 02:02:17,166 Why did she hide him in the bathroom? 2029 02:02:18,375 --> 02:02:19,750 -Aunt will get married -Yes, dad. 2030 02:02:19,833 --> 02:02:20,916 -before we do. -Yes! 2031 02:02:21,041 --> 02:02:21,875 Okay, aunt? 2032 02:02:22,000 --> 02:02:24,125 I'll talk to Mr. Rai tomorrow morning. 2033 02:02:24,416 --> 02:02:26,250 -Yes! -Mr. Rai. 2034 02:02:26,958 --> 02:02:29,333 Sonu, we'll have to do something about this uncle. 2035 02:02:29,416 --> 02:02:30,958 -Yes. -It's high time. 2036 02:02:33,583 --> 02:02:36,541 I'm glad I ran into you guys. I want to talk to you. 2037 02:02:36,625 --> 02:02:39,708 Mr. Verma, forget what happened last night. 2038 02:02:39,791 --> 02:02:43,000 I will forget it, but people will still talk. 2039 02:02:43,083 --> 02:02:44,750 They will say all kinds of things. 2040 02:02:44,833 --> 02:02:46,833 -That's why we're worried. -Yes. 2041 02:02:46,916 --> 02:02:48,375 I have an idea. 2042 02:02:48,458 --> 02:02:50,500 The wedding should take place as soon as possible. 2043 02:02:50,583 --> 02:02:52,208 You're absolutely right. 2044 02:02:52,291 --> 02:02:54,333 The sooner it happens, the better. 2045 02:02:54,458 --> 02:02:56,875 Call Pooja and Ritu. 2046 02:02:56,958 --> 02:02:58,291 We'll fix everything now. 2047 02:02:58,375 --> 02:02:59,916 They are ready for the wedding. 2048 02:03:00,000 --> 02:03:01,583 Then call them! 2049 02:03:01,666 --> 02:03:03,083 Hurrah! 2050 02:03:03,166 --> 02:03:06,750 Pooja, Ritu, bring Santo. Her fiancé is ready. 2051 02:03:09,875 --> 02:03:11,125 What are you doing? 2052 02:03:12,458 --> 02:03:13,625 Fiancé? 2053 02:03:13,708 --> 02:03:15,500 -Santo! -Santo. 2054 02:04:21,666 --> 02:04:26,416 God has brought together 2055 02:04:30,166 --> 02:04:34,291 God has brought Two wonderful souls together 2056 02:04:34,416 --> 02:04:38,958 The groom is lovely And so is the bride 2057 02:04:51,375 --> 02:04:55,541 God has brought Two wonderful souls together 2058 02:04:55,625 --> 02:04:59,791 God has brought Two wonderful souls together 2059 02:04:59,875 --> 02:05:04,083 The groom is lovely And so is the bride 2060 02:05:04,166 --> 02:05:08,625 The groom is lovely And so is the bride 2061 02:06:03,541 --> 02:06:07,625 The groom is akin to pedha, The bride is akin to rasmalai 2062 02:06:07,708 --> 02:06:12,125 When the groom looked at the bride She felt shy 2063 02:06:16,166 --> 02:06:20,333 The bangles of the bride tell the groom 2064 02:06:20,416 --> 02:06:24,833 Not to delay further Because nobody can wait any longer 2065 02:06:28,916 --> 02:06:33,041 When the groom walks The bride's bangles tinkle 2066 02:06:33,125 --> 02:06:37,791 It seems, both will unite Like never before 2067 02:06:41,625 --> 02:06:45,791 The bride hides herself Behind the veil 2068 02:06:45,875 --> 02:06:50,541 She avoids the groom's gaze 2069 02:06:56,458 --> 02:07:00,916 The lips are 2070 02:07:04,875 --> 02:07:09,083 The lips are replete with modesty 2071 02:07:09,166 --> 02:07:13,375 The groom is lovely And so is the bride 2072 02:07:13,458 --> 02:07:17,916 The groom is lovely And so is the bride 2073 02:07:44,833 --> 02:07:48,958 Look at the groom 2074 02:07:49,041 --> 02:07:53,541 He looks more lovely Than any flower in the garden 2075 02:07:57,541 --> 02:08:01,666 Everyone is in a frenzy 2076 02:08:01,750 --> 02:08:06,333 It's difficult to control the emotions 2077 02:08:31,375 --> 02:08:35,583 What do I tell you What I am going through? 2078 02:08:35,666 --> 02:08:40,250 I fear, I might go crazy with happiness 2079 02:08:44,125 --> 02:08:48,291 Steal black from kohl 2080 02:08:48,375 --> 02:08:53,000 I want you to save me from the evil eye 2081 02:08:59,000 --> 02:09:03,583 My desires have been fulfilled 2082 02:09:07,458 --> 02:09:11,625 My desires have been fulfilled And my dreams have come true 2083 02:09:11,708 --> 02:09:15,875 The groom is lovely And so is the bride 2084 02:09:16,000 --> 02:09:20,541 The groom is lovely And so is the bride 2085 02:09:24,416 --> 02:09:28,583 God has brought Two wonderful souls together 2086 02:09:28,666 --> 02:09:32,791 God has brought Two wonderful souls together 2087 02:09:32,875 --> 02:09:37,041 The groom is lovely And so is the bride 2088 02:09:37,166 --> 02:09:41,333 The groom is lovely And so is the bride 2089 02:09:41,416 --> 02:09:45,541 The groom is lovely And so is the bride 2090 02:09:45,625 --> 02:09:50,125 The groom is lovely And so is the bride 2091 02:10:09,375 --> 02:10:12,208 -Turn around, sir. -Wait. One of them is well-built. 2092 02:10:12,291 --> 02:10:13,208 -Sir, turn around. -We don't know. 2093 02:10:14,583 --> 02:10:15,541 Okay. Thank you. 2094 02:10:17,083 --> 02:10:21,416 If we keep looking for them like this, we will never find them. 2095 02:10:21,500 --> 02:10:22,583 How do we find them? 2096 02:10:22,666 --> 02:10:24,750 Give ads in newspapers and on television. 2097 02:10:24,833 --> 02:10:26,916 Put up posters all over the town. 2098 02:10:27,000 --> 02:10:28,666 You should blacken your face! 2099 02:10:28,750 --> 02:10:31,041 Where were you when God was granting wisdom? 2100 02:10:31,125 --> 02:10:32,458 No, sir, I'd gone for a bath. 2101 02:10:38,291 --> 02:10:40,416 Found him! 2102 02:10:40,500 --> 02:10:43,291 But he's bald! Your sons are young. 2103 02:10:43,375 --> 02:10:44,500 He's my friend! 2104 02:10:44,583 --> 02:10:45,666 -Gulzari. -Gulzari! 2105 02:10:45,750 --> 02:10:47,958 Don't call him by his name! 2106 02:10:48,041 --> 02:10:49,958 -Gulzari! -Mr. Gulzari! 2107 02:10:51,458 --> 02:10:52,791 What? He's crazy! 2108 02:10:54,416 --> 02:10:55,541 Did you forget? 2109 02:10:58,625 --> 02:11:01,333 -Gulzari. My turn! -Get lost. 2110 02:11:01,416 --> 02:11:03,250 He's my friend, not a driver! 2111 02:11:03,583 --> 02:11:04,958 After a very long time! 2112 02:11:05,041 --> 02:11:06,958 You were in Mumbai. What brings you here? 2113 02:11:07,041 --> 02:11:08,791 I'm looking for my sons. 2114 02:11:08,875 --> 02:11:10,416 Why? Are they angry? 2115 02:11:10,500 --> 02:11:13,166 They're having a ball. They are very naughty. 2116 02:11:13,250 --> 02:11:14,791 What about your kids? 2117 02:11:14,875 --> 02:11:18,000 -Are they also naughty? -No, I have two daughters. 2118 02:11:18,083 --> 02:11:21,166 -Pretty and sweet. -Such lovely names. 2119 02:11:21,250 --> 02:11:24,000 These are not their names, I just talked about their qualities! 2120 02:11:24,083 --> 02:11:25,791 Their names are Pooja and Ritu. 2121 02:11:25,875 --> 02:11:27,208 How is Santo? 2122 02:11:27,291 --> 02:11:29,416 She is getting married tomorrow. 2123 02:11:30,500 --> 02:11:33,458 -At this age? -She didn't like anybody till now. 2124 02:11:33,541 --> 02:11:35,166 She finally found someone and they're getting married tomorrow. 2125 02:11:35,250 --> 02:11:38,500 And his nephews will marry my daughters! 2126 02:11:39,958 --> 02:11:41,666 Where are you going? 2127 02:11:41,750 --> 02:11:43,083 -Sonu, I'm leaving. -Why? 2128 02:11:43,166 --> 02:11:45,125 You introduced me to them as your uncle. 2129 02:11:45,208 --> 02:11:47,166 I'll be Ritu's uncle, thanks to Gulzarilal. 2130 02:11:47,250 --> 02:11:49,750 -You'll get me married to an old hag. -But, listen... 2131 02:11:51,500 --> 02:11:55,500 -Where are you going? -I'm going for a drive with my bag. 2132 02:11:55,583 --> 02:11:58,416 So funny! I'll introduce you to my friends. 2133 02:11:58,708 --> 02:12:03,041 He's my childhood friend, Amirchand. He's Kunj Bihari 2134 02:12:03,125 --> 02:12:07,166 This is my sister's fiancé, Mr. Rai Bahadur Sahab. 2135 02:12:07,250 --> 02:12:09,708 Did you recognize him? He's the same guy. 2136 02:12:09,791 --> 02:12:13,083 He's the crazy fool who tore the photo! 2137 02:12:13,166 --> 02:12:15,666 -Be grateful I didn't tear you! -Shut up! 2138 02:12:15,750 --> 02:12:17,916 -Illiterate! Uncouth! -You called me illiterate! 2139 02:12:18,333 --> 02:12:19,916 -Uncouth! -That's what you are! 2140 02:12:20,333 --> 02:12:23,750 Are you introducing me to your friends or insulting me? 2141 02:12:23,833 --> 02:12:27,375 I'm an illiterate, so get Santo married to this old man! 2142 02:12:27,458 --> 02:12:29,541 -What are you saying? -No, go ahead. 2143 02:12:29,625 --> 02:12:31,833 -I won't stay here. -Listen to me. 2144 02:12:31,916 --> 02:12:33,541 Apologize to him. 2145 02:12:33,625 --> 02:12:35,250 I couldn't find a suitor for Santo all these years. 2146 02:12:35,333 --> 02:12:37,000 Else she'll die a spinster. 2147 02:12:37,083 --> 02:12:39,416 Please say sorry to him. Come with me. 2148 02:12:39,500 --> 02:12:42,208 Please wait. He'll apologize. 2149 02:12:42,291 --> 02:12:45,125 -Yes, I am sorry. -All right. 2150 02:12:45,208 --> 02:12:47,708 Look at that! 2151 02:12:47,791 --> 02:12:49,416 This is my car! 2152 02:12:49,500 --> 02:12:51,416 This is too much! 2153 02:12:51,500 --> 02:12:53,250 He can't afford a bicycle and lays a claim on my car! 2154 02:12:53,375 --> 02:12:54,750 -But... -There has to be a reason. 2155 02:12:54,833 --> 02:12:56,375 Where did you buy this car? 2156 02:12:56,500 --> 02:12:57,583 Are you suspecting me? 2157 02:12:57,666 --> 02:13:00,041 -No! -Okay, I'll tell you. 2158 02:13:00,458 --> 02:13:02,250 I was driving and my car broke down. 2159 02:13:02,333 --> 02:13:05,166 Two young men approached me and offered me to sell their car. 2160 02:13:05,250 --> 02:13:07,833 I had 400,000 rupees with me so I bought it. 2161 02:13:07,916 --> 02:13:09,333 They sold a car worth 600,000 rupees for 400,000 rupees! 2162 02:13:09,416 --> 02:13:11,291 He made a profit of 200,000 rupees! 2163 02:13:11,416 --> 02:13:13,083 -It was a win-win situation. -True. 2164 02:13:13,208 --> 02:13:14,791 But they were very nice. 2165 02:13:14,875 --> 02:13:18,583 They told me you don't give them food and clothes... 2166 02:13:18,666 --> 02:13:20,125 You talk too much! 2167 02:13:20,208 --> 02:13:22,333 -My mouth, my words. -Why are you fighting? 2168 02:13:22,416 --> 02:13:24,291 -Why did you say that? -Get lost. 2169 02:13:24,375 --> 02:13:25,625 -Stop it. -You should get lost. 2170 02:13:25,708 --> 02:13:27,458 -I'll introduce you to my sons-in-law. -Lay off! 2171 02:13:27,583 --> 02:13:29,583 Come on. Come with me. 2172 02:13:30,166 --> 02:13:31,416 Sir, wait! 2173 02:13:33,041 --> 02:13:36,375 -What? -It's true, uncle doesn't exist. 2174 02:13:36,458 --> 02:13:37,833 There's no uncle? 2175 02:13:37,916 --> 02:13:40,125 -What do you mean? -The uncle is the nephew 2176 02:13:40,208 --> 02:13:41,666 and the nephew is the uncle! 2177 02:13:41,750 --> 02:13:43,416 There is no uncle! 2178 02:13:44,916 --> 02:13:47,916 Monu, Bhootnath heard everything! 2179 02:13:48,791 --> 02:13:51,791 He'll spill the beans to their dad! What will we do now? 2180 02:13:52,333 --> 02:13:53,708 -Sonu. -Monu! 2181 02:13:54,250 --> 02:13:55,250 Pooja! 2182 02:13:56,250 --> 02:13:58,333 -Dad, get up. -Dad. 2183 02:13:58,458 --> 02:13:59,666 Daddy. Daddy. 2184 02:13:59,791 --> 02:14:02,000 Bhootnath has gone mad. 2185 02:14:02,083 --> 02:14:03,916 What has he done? 2186 02:14:04,000 --> 02:14:05,666 He has acting weird. 2187 02:14:05,750 --> 02:14:07,500 We were talking to Sonu and Monu. 2188 02:14:07,583 --> 02:14:10,708 He said, "What are you doing here? Go to your room." 2189 02:14:10,791 --> 02:14:14,083 I asked him why he was talking to us like that. You tell him. 2190 02:14:14,166 --> 02:14:16,125 He said, "I'm Gulzarilal, your father!" 2191 02:14:16,208 --> 02:14:17,625 -Did he say that? -Yes, dad. 2192 02:14:17,708 --> 02:14:20,416 Then he said, uncle is not uncle. 2193 02:14:20,791 --> 02:14:23,208 -What does that mean? -We don't know. 2194 02:14:23,291 --> 02:14:25,375 He said the uncle is the nephew. 2195 02:14:25,458 --> 02:14:28,166 The nephew is the uncle, there is no uncle. 2196 02:14:28,250 --> 02:14:30,458 -Are you fine? -Yes, dad. 2197 02:14:30,541 --> 02:14:31,958 We are fine, but he isn't. 2198 02:14:32,291 --> 02:14:34,041 He's been with us for years. 2199 02:14:34,125 --> 02:14:35,791 Don't say anything to him. 2200 02:14:35,875 --> 02:14:38,583 -Get him treated. -Please, dad. 2201 02:14:38,708 --> 02:14:39,666 All right. 2202 02:14:43,708 --> 02:14:45,125 What the hell! 2203 02:14:47,625 --> 02:14:48,833 Sir! 2204 02:14:50,000 --> 02:14:51,333 -Sir. -Come here. 2205 02:14:53,000 --> 02:14:54,083 -Tell me. -Sir! 2206 02:14:54,166 --> 02:14:58,208 -What are you doing? What is it? -There is no uncle. 2207 02:14:59,541 --> 02:15:02,541 -What did you say? -There is no uncle. 2208 02:15:03,583 --> 02:15:05,166 -He is actually the nephew. -Yes! 2209 02:15:06,000 --> 02:15:08,333 -And nephew is actually uncle. -Yes! 2210 02:15:08,416 --> 02:15:11,333 -And there's no uncle! -Hail Lord Pashupatinath! 2211 02:15:11,416 --> 02:15:12,791 So you know everything. 2212 02:15:12,875 --> 02:15:16,000 Yes, but you don't know how hard I slap. 2213 02:15:16,083 --> 02:15:19,083 Next time, if you talk nonsense, I'll slap you hard. 2214 02:15:22,750 --> 02:15:23,833 Sir. 2215 02:15:25,041 --> 02:15:27,666 Go away. 2216 02:16:12,166 --> 02:16:14,625 Sir, why are you taking these flowers? 2217 02:16:14,708 --> 02:16:16,666 I'm taking these for Santo's wedding. 2218 02:16:16,750 --> 02:16:20,083 The old man who was supposed to marry Santo is dead. 2219 02:16:21,166 --> 02:16:23,666 He's dead? What are you saying? 2220 02:16:24,000 --> 02:16:26,166 Listen, mister, I don't want these flowers 2221 02:16:26,291 --> 02:16:29,041 and give me that round thing that's used at funerals. 2222 02:16:29,125 --> 02:16:30,166 -This one. -Right. 2223 02:16:30,250 --> 02:16:32,333 -Yes. Adjust the amount. -Okay. 2224 02:16:39,291 --> 02:16:40,833 He looks so calm and composed. 2225 02:16:42,291 --> 02:16:45,708 Like he is watching India and Pakistan cricket match. 2226 02:16:46,416 --> 02:16:48,125 Uncle, you were too young to die. 2227 02:16:48,625 --> 02:16:50,791 You turned 18 only 32 years ago. 2228 02:16:50,875 --> 02:16:54,208 You still had all your 32 teeth, but you fell off a cliff. 2229 02:17:01,875 --> 02:17:05,416 You should have brought your wife home first! 2230 02:17:05,500 --> 02:17:09,875 Sonu, we are not destined to get our aunt's love! 2231 02:17:11,166 --> 02:17:13,750 Oh dear! They're weeping! 2232 02:17:14,333 --> 02:17:17,083 Don't cry, my children. Be brave. 2233 02:17:17,166 --> 02:17:20,666 Stop it! That's what God wanted! 2234 02:17:21,750 --> 02:17:25,750 We will get over it, but now who'll let us ride 2235 02:17:25,833 --> 02:17:27,750 and play horse? 2236 02:17:27,875 --> 02:17:31,583 We would make one demand and he would fulfill two. 2237 02:17:31,708 --> 02:17:33,541 Whom will we call uncle? 2238 02:17:33,625 --> 02:17:35,083 Who will call us nephew? 2239 02:17:35,208 --> 02:17:36,916 I will. 2240 02:17:48,166 --> 02:17:49,625 Let go of my neck! 2241 02:17:49,708 --> 02:17:50,958 Stop this charade! 2242 02:17:51,750 --> 02:17:52,625 Police? 2243 02:17:53,083 --> 02:17:54,625 He has been murdered. 2244 02:17:54,708 --> 02:17:57,375 -Who killed our uncle? -We'll kill him! 2245 02:17:57,625 --> 02:18:00,916 The two of you. Both of you have killed him! 2246 02:18:01,000 --> 02:18:02,958 -No. -You took his car up the hill 2247 02:18:03,041 --> 02:18:04,666 and pushed it down! 2248 02:18:04,750 --> 02:18:06,458 You killed my would-be husband. 2249 02:18:06,791 --> 02:18:09,916 -Your uncle loved you so much! -No, aunt. 2250 02:18:10,000 --> 02:18:11,333 But you killed him! 2251 02:18:11,416 --> 02:18:13,875 I can't believe you killed your dear uncle. 2252 02:18:13,958 --> 02:18:16,125 Mr. Verma, we did push the car. 2253 02:18:16,208 --> 02:18:17,708 But uncle wasn't in it. 2254 02:18:17,833 --> 02:18:19,583 Ask Ritu and Pooja. They were with us. 2255 02:18:19,666 --> 02:18:21,625 The car was pushed, 2256 02:18:21,708 --> 02:18:24,125 but uncle wasn't in the car. It was a mannequin. 2257 02:18:24,250 --> 02:18:26,000 -Because there's no uncle! -What do you mean? 2258 02:18:26,083 --> 02:18:28,958 I was uncle and uncle was me. 2259 02:18:29,041 --> 02:18:30,041 -It's our personal matter. -Listen to me. 2260 02:18:30,125 --> 02:18:31,291 Why are you interfering? 2261 02:18:31,416 --> 02:18:32,291 Listen to me. 2262 02:18:34,750 --> 02:18:37,000 You should give your statement in the police station. 2263 02:18:40,625 --> 02:18:41,583 -Sonu... -Come. 2264 02:18:41,666 --> 02:18:43,083 -Monu... -Come on! 2265 02:18:43,291 --> 02:18:44,208 -Listen... -Come on! 2266 02:18:44,291 --> 02:18:46,375 -Where are you taking me? -Come here, dad. 2267 02:18:46,458 --> 02:18:47,833 Stop them, dad! 2268 02:18:47,916 --> 02:18:49,666 We know they are innocent! 2269 02:18:49,791 --> 02:18:51,291 -Please. -Stop. 2270 02:18:51,416 --> 02:18:54,958 Uncle is actually the nephew. 2271 02:18:55,083 --> 02:18:57,583 The nephew is the uncle. There is no uncle. 2272 02:18:57,666 --> 02:18:59,291 -Make him understand. -So let them go. 2273 02:18:59,958 --> 02:19:02,291 Shut up or I'll lock you up too. 2274 02:19:02,375 --> 02:19:03,333 In that case, take them away. 2275 02:19:03,875 --> 02:19:04,833 Come on. 2276 02:19:12,291 --> 02:19:13,958 Looks like he was an influential man. 2277 02:19:14,875 --> 02:19:16,250 The police have come to offer their condolences. 2278 02:19:21,208 --> 02:19:25,458 Look at that. I think we have seen them somewhere. 2279 02:19:27,791 --> 02:19:28,958 They are Sonu and Monu. 2280 02:19:29,041 --> 02:19:31,708 Sonu and Monu are my future sons-in-law! 2281 02:19:32,208 --> 02:19:33,458 -Your sons-in-law? -Yes. 2282 02:19:33,541 --> 02:19:34,583 They are my sons! 2283 02:19:34,666 --> 02:19:38,000 Their father is digging gold mines in South Africa! 2284 02:19:38,083 --> 02:19:42,208 -Please explain. -He can only cry, he doesn't have gold! 2285 02:19:42,291 --> 02:19:44,208 -What are you saying? -One minute. 2286 02:19:44,291 --> 02:19:46,458 Why did the police arrest them? 2287 02:19:46,541 --> 02:19:49,041 The police suspect that they murdered their uncle. 2288 02:19:49,125 --> 02:19:51,500 How can they have an uncle when I have no brother? 2289 02:19:51,583 --> 02:19:54,375 But he was living here with us. 2290 02:19:54,458 --> 02:19:57,208 This man is right. There is no uncle. 2291 02:19:57,291 --> 02:19:59,916 The nephew is uncle. The uncle does not exist. 2292 02:20:00,000 --> 02:20:01,458 There is no uncle. 2293 02:20:01,541 --> 02:20:03,750 -What are you saying? -Forget about this. 2294 02:20:03,833 --> 02:20:05,166 Let's bail them out. 2295 02:20:05,250 --> 02:20:07,625 -But they... -Come on, sir. 2296 02:20:08,000 --> 02:20:08,916 Let's go. 2297 02:20:28,041 --> 02:20:30,416 Who are they? Ask them. 2298 02:20:30,500 --> 02:20:31,666 Will you please wait? 2299 02:20:34,041 --> 02:20:35,083 What's the matter? 2300 02:20:36,250 --> 02:20:37,291 Who are you? 2301 02:20:38,833 --> 02:20:40,250 A stray dog! 2302 02:20:40,958 --> 02:20:42,625 I'm akin to cow dung in the middle of the road! 2303 02:20:43,666 --> 02:20:44,958 A swine! 2304 02:20:46,708 --> 02:20:47,625 Does that ring a bell? 2305 02:20:47,708 --> 02:20:50,625 You abused him over the phone. 2306 02:20:50,708 --> 02:20:52,875 -You never told me, you had a brother! -Wait a minute. 2307 02:20:54,000 --> 02:20:59,083 He said over the phone that he'd slap you so hard 2308 02:20:59,166 --> 02:21:01,958 that your next generation will be born bald! 2309 02:21:03,125 --> 02:21:07,125 He further said he'd tie a dog's collar around your neck 2310 02:21:07,208 --> 02:21:10,208 and make you run a dog race. 2311 02:21:10,625 --> 02:21:11,750 -I see. -Well... 2312 02:21:12,291 --> 02:21:13,666 Did you see that, Mr. Amirchand? 2313 02:21:13,750 --> 02:21:16,500 -Amirchand. -I warned you not to heap abuses on them. 2314 02:21:16,583 --> 02:21:18,541 -Sir. -But, Amirchand, you ignored me 2315 02:21:18,625 --> 02:21:20,500 and picked a fight with them. 2316 02:21:20,583 --> 02:21:22,916 You'll have to handle him. He is Amirchand. 2317 02:21:23,000 --> 02:21:26,375 You abused them, but you want to bear the punishment. 2318 02:21:26,458 --> 02:21:29,583 You don't pay me enough and today you're giving me your name! 2319 02:21:29,666 --> 02:21:31,500 Really? Your name is Amirchand. 2320 02:21:31,583 --> 02:21:33,166 -I'm your servant. Look after him. -No, sir. 2321 02:21:33,250 --> 02:21:34,250 -He is Amirchand. -No, sir. 2322 02:21:34,333 --> 02:21:35,750 You are Gulzarilal. You don't remember your name! 2323 02:21:35,833 --> 02:21:37,625 -He is your man. -Please don't leave me. 2324 02:21:38,833 --> 02:21:40,125 Amirchand. 2325 02:21:40,833 --> 02:21:42,291 Don't act smart. 2326 02:21:43,458 --> 02:21:45,291 We have your photo. 2327 02:21:45,583 --> 02:21:47,500 That's Kader Khan! Hello. 2328 02:21:47,583 --> 02:21:49,458 That's not me. 2329 02:21:49,583 --> 02:21:51,500 -That's Kader Khan's photo. -I see. 2330 02:21:52,083 --> 02:21:54,208 -Kader, get in the car. Come on. -Take him. 2331 02:21:54,291 --> 02:21:56,291 -Get in. Move it. -They're talking about us. 2332 02:21:58,000 --> 02:22:00,666 Gangsters nabbed my masters! 2333 02:22:00,916 --> 02:22:04,375 My God! What do I do now? 2334 02:22:04,708 --> 02:22:06,458 Sir! 2335 02:22:06,541 --> 02:22:08,791 -Sir! -What is it, Bhootnath? 2336 02:22:08,875 --> 02:22:12,083 My master and his friend Mr. Amirchand who came from Bombay 2337 02:22:12,166 --> 02:22:14,833 were abducted at gunpoint by some gangsters. 2338 02:22:15,250 --> 02:22:17,833 -Mr. Amirchand? -He is our father. 2339 02:22:19,291 --> 02:22:20,916 -Really? -Inspector. 2340 02:22:21,250 --> 02:22:23,000 It's a matter of our dad's life. 2341 02:22:23,125 --> 02:22:24,375 Please let us go. 2342 02:22:25,416 --> 02:22:28,500 You want me to let you go! Do you take me for a fool? 2343 02:22:28,583 --> 02:22:32,750 Inspector, we've played many pranks and lied many times. 2344 02:22:33,083 --> 02:22:36,208 But I swear, we are telling the truth today. 2345 02:22:36,458 --> 02:22:38,000 Amirchand is our father. 2346 02:22:38,083 --> 02:22:39,333 Please let us go. 2347 02:22:40,083 --> 02:22:43,166 They're telling the truth. They are Amirchand's sons. 2348 02:22:43,625 --> 02:22:44,708 -Really? -Yes. 2349 02:22:45,625 --> 02:22:48,083 First, they used their uncle to get married. 2350 02:22:48,583 --> 02:22:50,458 Now they're claiming Amirchand to be their father! 2351 02:22:51,166 --> 02:22:53,791 -I won't let you go. -Both of them are innocent. 2352 02:22:53,875 --> 02:22:54,750 Please let them go. 2353 02:22:54,833 --> 02:22:57,291 You're passing orders as if you are the commissioner! 2354 02:22:57,375 --> 02:22:58,666 Let them go, please! 2355 02:22:58,750 --> 02:23:00,916 -Shut up or I'll lock you up! -Sir. 2356 02:23:02,166 --> 02:23:04,125 Hail Lord Pashupatinath. 2357 02:23:07,708 --> 02:23:09,916 Let them go or I'll slit his throat! 2358 02:23:11,125 --> 02:23:13,083 Come here and unlock the door. 2359 02:23:13,333 --> 02:23:16,416 -Bhootnath, this isn't right. -Sir, I am a Gurkha. 2360 02:23:16,541 --> 02:23:18,083 I won't let an innocent man stay locked up 2361 02:23:18,166 --> 02:23:20,208 and the culprit to roam free! You go! 2362 02:23:20,291 --> 02:23:22,583 -You are great! -Terrific! 2363 02:23:22,708 --> 02:23:24,125 No comparison! 2364 02:23:24,208 --> 02:23:26,541 I can't hold him for long. Hurry! 2365 02:23:30,500 --> 02:23:32,208 Please hurry, sir! 2366 02:23:33,291 --> 02:23:34,583 Sonu, dad... 2367 02:23:34,666 --> 02:23:35,958 -Dad! -Dad! 2368 02:23:44,708 --> 02:23:46,958 -Sir! -This is a nuisance! 2369 02:23:47,041 --> 02:23:49,125 -Sir! -Will you stop bugging me? 2370 02:23:49,208 --> 02:23:50,291 I'm having a splitting headache! 2371 02:23:50,375 --> 02:23:54,000 -Not just you, me too. -I'm in the same situation. 2372 02:23:54,291 --> 02:23:57,083 If you hit their noses, you get Nagpur. 2373 02:23:58,041 --> 02:24:00,666 If you hit their ears, you get Kanpur. 2374 02:24:01,375 --> 02:24:05,666 If you managed to pierce their eyes, you get Andhra Pradesh! 2375 02:24:05,791 --> 02:24:10,208 I'll blow them all with one bullet, do I get to rule India? 2376 02:24:10,291 --> 02:24:11,416 Go ahead. 2377 02:24:14,333 --> 02:24:15,625 Why are you crying? 2378 02:24:16,375 --> 02:24:17,791 Are you scared of dying? 2379 02:24:17,875 --> 02:24:19,250 All of us have to die someday. 2380 02:24:19,333 --> 02:24:22,083 No, sir, I just can't imagine this! 2381 02:24:22,166 --> 02:24:23,375 If you managed to survive this, 2382 02:24:23,500 --> 02:24:28,333 you'd look terrible with an eye, an ear and your nose missing. 2383 02:24:28,416 --> 02:24:30,375 Are you making fun of me even while dying? 2384 02:24:30,458 --> 02:24:34,416 My mom always warned me against befriending you. 2385 02:24:34,708 --> 02:24:38,166 I didn't listen to her then so I'm paying the price for it. 2386 02:24:38,250 --> 02:24:41,208 I'm paying the price for my son's misdeeds. 2387 02:24:41,666 --> 02:24:44,458 I got confused between my sons and these mobsters 2388 02:24:45,041 --> 02:24:46,500 and now I'm paying the price. 2389 02:24:46,791 --> 02:24:47,750 Bloody thieves! 2390 02:24:55,041 --> 02:24:56,625 Cops are here! 2391 02:24:56,708 --> 02:24:57,750 -Cops? -Yeah. 2392 02:24:57,833 --> 02:24:59,083 What is the police doing here? 2393 02:25:01,666 --> 02:25:02,750 Cops. 2394 02:25:03,750 --> 02:25:05,958 -What's going on here? -Nothing. 2395 02:25:06,041 --> 02:25:07,708 Why have you opened a balloon shop here? 2396 02:25:07,791 --> 02:25:10,083 -What will tourists do? -It's not a balloon shop. 2397 02:25:10,208 --> 02:25:12,458 -Yes, a shoot is on. -A shoot is going on. 2398 02:25:12,541 --> 02:25:14,666 -Is it a movie shoot? -Hmm. 2399 02:25:14,833 --> 02:25:17,666 -Who are the actors? -Well... 2400 02:25:19,333 --> 02:25:21,833 -Who are they? Shall I catch them? -Hold on. 2401 02:25:22,166 --> 02:25:25,416 Monu, he looks like Anupam Kher. 2402 02:25:29,250 --> 02:25:32,541 Sonu, doesn't he look like a junior artist from Chennai? 2403 02:25:33,791 --> 02:25:34,750 Swami. 2404 02:25:35,875 --> 02:25:38,458 Doesn't he look like Kader Khan? 2405 02:25:39,833 --> 02:25:42,875 Monu, he looks like our father! 2406 02:25:42,958 --> 02:25:43,875 What? 2407 02:25:46,458 --> 02:25:48,458 Stupid! idiots! Donkey! 2408 02:25:48,541 --> 02:25:51,333 Only our father can abuse us like this! 2409 02:25:51,416 --> 02:25:54,375 I don't just look like your father, I am your father. 2410 02:25:55,708 --> 02:25:58,500 You are wasting time instead of rescuing us! 2411 02:25:58,583 --> 02:26:00,875 Forget about your father and think about your father-in-law! 2412 02:26:00,958 --> 02:26:03,333 I'm letting you marry my pretty daughters. 2413 02:26:03,416 --> 02:26:04,791 -Come on! -Shut up. 2414 02:26:05,125 --> 02:26:08,375 Who are these loonies? They're claiming we are related. 2415 02:26:08,458 --> 02:26:11,166 It just hit me that a shoot is going on here. 2416 02:26:11,250 --> 02:26:12,208 Hello. 2417 02:26:12,416 --> 02:26:14,291 You didn't pay him. How much did he ask for? 2418 02:26:15,458 --> 02:26:17,416 How much did you ask for? He didn't pay you, right? 2419 02:26:18,041 --> 02:26:19,375 -Two boxes. -Two boxes. 2420 02:26:19,458 --> 02:26:20,875 He heaped abuses on us... 2421 02:26:21,833 --> 02:26:23,083 Let the boss speak! 2422 02:26:24,208 --> 02:26:25,416 The fact is... 2423 02:26:26,041 --> 02:26:28,416 He isn't done yet. Let him finish. 2424 02:26:28,916 --> 02:26:30,208 Actually... 2425 02:26:31,166 --> 02:26:32,916 Let the boss speak. Who is the boss? 2426 02:26:33,041 --> 02:26:34,041 I am the boss. 2427 02:26:34,250 --> 02:26:36,125 -Actually... -What happened? 2428 02:26:36,208 --> 02:26:37,833 Let him finish! 2429 02:26:37,916 --> 02:26:40,000 -All right. -Telephone. 2430 02:26:41,041 --> 02:26:42,083 Who is the boss? 2431 02:26:42,791 --> 02:26:43,958 -Me. -Who's the boss? 2432 02:26:45,916 --> 02:26:47,000 When we... 2433 02:26:47,083 --> 02:26:49,333 -He won't stop hitting me. -Has he finished talking? 2434 02:26:50,416 --> 02:26:51,875 Well... 2435 02:26:52,625 --> 02:26:53,666 Cupboard... 2436 02:26:53,750 --> 02:26:55,500 -Who is the boss? -He... 2437 02:27:09,125 --> 02:27:10,333 What? 2438 02:27:10,916 --> 02:27:13,625 -What? -We can't speak because you're... 2439 02:27:13,958 --> 02:27:17,291 -Let the boss speak! -Right. We won't speak because... 2440 02:27:17,416 --> 02:27:19,750 -Now what? -Let him finish! 2441 02:27:19,833 --> 02:27:21,791 Why don't you let others speak? 2442 02:27:23,708 --> 02:27:25,375 I'll fire the first shot! 2443 02:27:26,750 --> 02:27:30,583 Do you remember how I used to shoot birds with a catapult? 2444 02:27:30,666 --> 02:27:34,458 Careful! You can't even lift the gun. I don't think you can fire it. 2445 02:27:34,541 --> 02:27:38,041 I'm handling a real gun for the first time and the credit goes to my sons. 2446 02:27:38,125 --> 02:27:39,208 I'll fire it first. 2447 02:27:39,291 --> 02:27:42,166 Sir, it's the climax. Take action and talk less. 2448 02:27:42,250 --> 02:27:44,875 Lift the gun, take the aim and fire. 2449 02:27:44,958 --> 02:27:46,625 Burst some balloons. 2450 02:27:49,625 --> 02:27:51,375 I got hit! 2451 02:27:51,625 --> 02:27:52,625 Bull's eye? 2452 02:27:52,708 --> 02:27:54,500 Bang on, sir! 2453 02:27:54,625 --> 02:27:55,750 This is wrong. 2454 02:27:57,041 --> 02:27:59,333 Who will wear the dog collar? 2455 02:27:59,416 --> 02:28:00,875 Me. 2456 02:28:00,958 --> 02:28:03,916 Who will run in the dog race at Brabourne Stadium? 2457 02:28:04,000 --> 02:28:07,041 Me! I'll also win the race! 2458 02:28:07,125 --> 02:28:09,958 -Who is a swine? -I am! 2459 02:28:10,458 --> 02:28:13,000 Our tradition dictates us to kill swines. 2460 02:28:14,958 --> 02:28:16,916 I'll shoot him now! 2461 02:28:17,708 --> 02:28:21,791 He already looks like a deflated tire. Why do you want to shoot him? 2462 02:28:25,958 --> 02:28:27,083 I fired a shot! 2463 02:28:29,333 --> 02:28:30,500 Who is it? 2464 02:28:32,875 --> 02:28:34,041 Well done! 2465 02:28:37,166 --> 02:28:38,833 Don't push me. Back off. 2466 02:28:41,416 --> 02:28:44,750 -Why are they running all over the place? -Forgive us, dad. 2467 02:28:45,250 --> 02:28:48,291 I was so sick of your charades. 2468 02:28:48,666 --> 02:28:51,916 But your charade has saved us today. Well done. 2469 02:28:52,000 --> 02:28:55,125 But it broke my sister's heart. 2470 02:28:55,208 --> 02:28:56,875 That's not their fault. 2471 02:28:56,958 --> 02:29:00,541 They went out of their way to win our girls over. 2472 02:29:00,625 --> 02:29:04,958 I'm glad my nieces have found men who love them so much. 2473 02:29:05,041 --> 02:29:08,541 Santo, the world hurts you, 2474 02:29:08,625 --> 02:29:10,416 but it never shares your grief. 2475 02:29:10,500 --> 02:29:14,625 Love doesn't fade away even if your beloved goes away. 2476 02:29:14,750 --> 02:29:16,500 -Did you hear that? -Santo, it's him. 2477 02:29:16,583 --> 02:29:19,708 -You... -Sonu, run! 2478 02:29:19,791 --> 02:29:21,833 Son-of-a-gun! 2479 02:29:21,916 --> 02:29:24,541 Don't feel shy 2480 02:29:25,208 --> 02:29:26,958 Reveal your feelings 2481 02:29:27,833 --> 02:29:29,833 Don't look around 2482 02:29:30,125 --> 02:29:32,375 Say I love you 2483 02:29:38,250 --> 02:29:40,791 Don't feel shy Reveal your feelings 2484 02:29:40,875 --> 02:29:44,166 Don't look around Say I love you 2485 02:29:46,041 --> 02:29:48,375 You'll repent 2486 02:29:48,583 --> 02:29:50,708 You'll die a spinster 2487 02:29:51,291 --> 02:29:53,833 You'll repent You'll die a spinster 2488 02:29:53,916 --> 02:29:57,041 Listen to what he says 2489 02:29:59,083 --> 02:30:01,708 Don't feel shy Reveal your feelings 2490 02:30:01,791 --> 02:30:04,833 Don't look around Say I love you 2491 02:30:06,250 --> 02:30:11,333 Move out of my way Let me get some fresh air 2492 02:30:11,416 --> 02:30:17,041 Move out of my way Let me get some fresh air 2493 02:30:17,125 --> 02:30:20,375 Shun all other worries from your heart 2494 02:30:22,583 --> 02:30:25,125 Don't feel shy Reveal your feelings 2495 02:30:25,208 --> 02:30:28,166 Don't look around Say I love you 2496 02:30:29,708 --> 02:30:32,041 She will give in someday 2497 02:30:32,125 --> 02:30:35,000 She will give in someday 2498 02:30:40,166 --> 02:30:42,708 She will give in someday 2499 02:30:42,791 --> 02:30:45,208 She will give in someday 2500 02:30:45,333 --> 02:30:47,833 She will give in someday 2501 02:30:47,958 --> 02:30:50,541 She will give in someday 2502 02:30:50,625 --> 02:30:51,791 My beloved 191471