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Give it to me.

350 rupees. Take out your credit card, brother.

I don't even have a ration card and you're talking about a credit card.

Give him cash.

I haven't seen cash in months!

I thought you were carrying cash.

No, I'm not. I thought you were carrying cash.

That's why I came along.

-Check your pocket. -My pocket?

-Aren't you carrying any cash? -No.

Why did you come here if you had no cash?

I was counting on you.

-If I had cash, why would I ask you... -Give me whatever you have.

Fine. I'll give you what I have. You'll pay the rest.

All right.

What is this?

-That's all I have. -Oh, God!

I wouldn't want to wash dishes after a scrumptious meal.

Shakti Kapoor.

Oh Lolita. Let's go.

-Shakti Kapoor will pay our bill. -Do you know him?

-I know where he keeps his wallet. -Will you pick his pocket?

Really!

I promise I'll make you a top actress! You'll be a star.

-Three and four. -But the bill is 350 rupees.

-We'll give him a tip. 50 rupees. -It won't harm us.

Now let's return his wallet.

Are you crazy? We didn't get caught while we nicked it.

What if we get caught while putting it back?

Are you worried?

Give it to me. I'll do the needful.

After all, honesty is the best policy.

I'll take your screen test later.

I'll take your screen and your voice test.

I've cancelled my today's shoot.

I'll shoot with you today.

Let's go to a discotheque

Let's eat at a restaurant

Let's romance.

Let's romance.

Let's romance!

Let's romance!

Let's romance!

Here you go!

Your room number is 119.

Hey!

Let's meet in the evening.

Shakti, what are you doing? You're married.

You're married! What are you doing?

You!

Let go of my hand, darling. I'll beat him black and blue.

For some, you need to crack the whip.

Go away!

My jeans got torn!

Mobsters have it easy, don't they?

They rake it in by making threat calls.

It's a big gamble, brother. Make a call and make ten million!

-Monu. -Yes?

Mobsters are already busy making threat calls.

What if we make calls of our own?

-Are you serious? -Yes.

We don't have money for food and you're talking about a cell phone!

I have a coin. Use a pay phone to make a call.

All right. Whom should we call?

-Seth Amirchand. -Seth Amirchand.

Hello, This is Mr. Amirchand's assistant here.

My name is Kunj Biharilal.

-Put Mr. Amirchand on the line! -Do that!

Who are you?

-Tell him, Big Brother is on the line. -Understand?

Oh, you're his brother. Well hello there!

Long time, no see.

You moron!

The day we meet, will be your last day on earth.

You will die! Damn you...

My boss's brother seems to be an angry young man.

Sir, it's your brother on the line.

My brother? Where did he come from?

He is right here and he's heaping abuses relentlessly.

Who dares to curse me over the phone?

You should listen to this.

-Hello. -Talk to him.

Hello, Mr. Amirchand, do you think you're an emperor?

-You... -Do you?

Keep 20 trunks ready.

Got it?

Trunks?

I don't deal in trunks.

Don't you know a trunk is equal to a million rupees?

We want two million rupees!

You...

Two million rupees!

-For what? -Don't you know

that you have to pay a tax to goons to stay alive in this city?

I want you to hear me loud and clear.

Come to the Gateway of India with cash at 4 p.m.,

else we'll tear you apart.

Got it?

-Brother! -Hello...

What did your brother say?

I want you to call the police commissioner.

-Commissioner! -Come with me.

-Where are you taking me? -Come on.

That's fine.

Go to the Gateway at 4 p.m. with two million rupees.

What?

I'm asking your help

but you're siding with them as if you are their commission agent.

-Think sensibly. -That's out of question.

My boss can't think sensibly when it comes to money.

Right.

If you don't carry cash,

they won't come out and we won't be able to nab them.

-So you want to use him as bait. -Hey!

Hear me out.

Back in the good old days, people would go hunting lions,

and they'd use a goat as a bait.

They are treating you as a bait.

Mister, we have no other alternative.

What's the guarantee you'd nab them?

You will have to trust us on that.

All right, I trust you but... please come on time.

-Else... -Don't come in the end.

Like in the movies, you know. "You are under arrest."

Don't worry.

-Monu. -Tell me.

Will the old man come with two million?

Of course, he will. Here he comes, my brother.

Monu, don't you think, two million rupees is a little less?

No problem, we'll make another call and ask for another two million.

What are you doing?

They are already here.

What if the police don't come on time?

A lion hunt leads to two things.

Either the hunter kills the lion or the lion kills the goat.

-Do you think I am a goat? -Just an example.

-Go hand them the bag. -No, sir, I won't go.

Do you care about your job?

Do you want my resignation letter here or in the office?

-So, you're going to resign! -No, sir...

You should work for a change.

Coward!

-Sir, please go. -I'm going!

-Come on. Fatso! -Go ahead.

Hand me the bag.

-I won't! -Come on!

Give it to me!

What are you doing?

Sonu, run! He has brought the police along with two million.

Sonu!

What are you doing?

What's going on? I never saw such a scene!

Don't the names Sonu and Monu sound familiar?

Not just familiar,

they are in fact... family!

Move the poster!

Where did they go?

The old man must have never thought he'd lose two million at one go!

Earlier, he would cry over losing 20 rupees.

Now he must be sulking!

The old man must be wondering

how he lost two million rupees with one phone call!

He would hardly spend 20 rupees.

Now he lost two million rupees in 20 minutes.

I hope he doesn't get suspicious!

Had he been that smart, he wouldn't have brought us into the world.

Or he would've snuffed us out when we were born.

You conned your father! What a terrible thing to do!

We conned our old man and he lost some money.

How does that bother you?

Where have you brought us, mister?

Your bad time starts now.

What are you saying, mister?

Kiddo, stop calling me mister for I'm your old man.

Get out!

Dad, you're driving a taxi despite being such a wealthy man!

Aren't you ashamed?

I can even pull a rickshaw to catch you!

I'll hand you over to the police now.

Please don't hand us over to the police.

-Why not? -Why?

Won't you feel ashamed to get your sons arrested?

Didn't you feel ashamed to con your dad?

You'll be jailed for seven years!

We know what we must do in such a situation.

-What? -Forgive us, dad!

-Let go of my leg, I'll trip over! -Dad! Dad!

-My pants will come off. -We are sorry.

All right, I forgive you. Move!

But you will be punished!

Here's the deal.

Henceforth, you will sleep in the garden.

You'll get a daily allowance of 50 rupees. Eat, drink and make merry.

He's bragging as if he fixed us with an A-lister!

Or maybe someone low-proflie.

What did you just say?

Nothing. We can carry that suitcase for you.

-Do you want the bag? -No.

Masala dosa! Not again!

I can't help it.

You will only get a dosa in 50 rupees.

Do something.

We haven't had a decent meal for four days.

-What should I do? -Do something.

I can't think of anything.

Consider your job done.

Uncle Kunju is heading this way.

-I was passing by -Uncle Kunju!

-I was eating snacks -You should rather eat a masala dosa.

-Masala dosa. -Yes.

If I eat this, what will you have?

Give us your lunch box and you eat the masala dosa.

-Great idea. -Terrific!

But it's not enough!

Biscuit?

Check the next one. There will be biryani in it.

This too has a biscuit!

Pray to God and open the third one. I'm sure there's biryani in it.

Both of you share it.

You're carrying three biscuits in a three-foot long lunch box!

My dear wife has put me on a diet.

Your wife has put you on a diet, but why are you starving us?

You starved two little boys.

You'll suffer!

I work for your father. It's no picnic.

Help me get up.

Even God won't help you.

-You ate chilies -Bastard! Look at him!

Do something, I'm famished!

I don't think I can do anything.

Look at this. "A 44-year-old beautiful woman is looking for a match.

Age no bar.

Dowry will be given."

44 years! Don't you think she's too old for us?

-Not for us. -Then?

Daddy.

Mom!

Where is Jamnadas?

I'm Jamnadas. Who are you?

Praise the Lord for He created this universe.

We're the groom's family and you're the bride's family.

Congratulations. What exactly do you mean?

We read your ad in the newspaper.

"A 44-year-old beautiful woman is looking for a match. "

Yes, we want our sister to get married.

Your search ends here.

We need a bride for our father.

-What? -Yes.

Our mom died when we were still in our nappies.

Uncle, please give us our mother!

Brother.

-Mom! -What is this? Where are you going?

-Give us your blessings, mom. -What's this? Who are they?

They are your would-be husband's sons.

Please get up.

Or I'll burst into tears!

Who is your father?

Seth Amirchand.

Seth Amirchand?

An Indian woman never addresses her husband by his name, mom.

Get used to addressing him with some other name.

These children are so sweet!

Won't you give us some goodies?

Of course. Gangaram, get some sweets.

Uncle, may we say something? Please don't mind.

-Sure, go ahead. -Tell them.

Uncle, give us some gifts.

The groom's family is supposed to give gifts.

Give it to them, brother.

I accept this proposal.

I don't have change!

All right, I'll give you some gifts. They are so loving.

Look what's happening in the garden.

Say something.

Kunj Bihari...

...can someone live like a king for 50 rupees?

It was possible in the good old days, impossible in this day and age.

Find out whom they have conned.

Please open this for me.

-Seth Jamnadas is here. -Who?

-Seth Jamnadas. -Who is he?

-Wow! -It's a beautiful place!

-It's almost like a palace! -Opulent indeed!

Brother, he will accept my proposal, right?

Don't worry, I'll make sure he does.

Sir, please come here.

Stop right here. Meet them.

Stop it, will you?

Hello, brother-in-law.

I'm Jamnadas and she's my sister Shakuntala.

-Greet him. -Hello.

Hello. I'm not offering any jobs. Please try elsewhere.

I'm here with her marriage proposal.

-For her? -Yes.

-For me? -Yes.

Are you out of your mind?

I didn't get remarried when I was young.

Should he get married in his last days?

Please don't get annoyed.

When your sons brought a proposal for me,

-I felt as if they were my real sons. -Right.

-My sons found a match for me! -Marry him and you'll be a widow soon!

I don't mind leading the rest of my life as his widow.

-An ideal Indian woman! -An unfortunate soul!

Kunj Bihari.

I'll deal with you later.

-Did my sons take any money from you? -Yes, they did.

-How much? -I gave them 100,000 rupees

as an advance towards dowry.

No wonder they are living it up! What you need to do

-is call them here. -Right, sir.

-See you later. -No, just call them here.

-All right, I will. -Go.

Brother-in-law, what do you have to say?

-It hit me hard. -What?

-Dad, did you call us? -Stop!

I'll never let you enter the house. What's this?

Don't be scared, sons.

-Mom! -My sons!

Both of them are too much!

Usually, kids drive away the stepmother,

but they brought one home!

-You... -Dad, actually...

Master is saying something.

-Whose master? -I mean, grandmaster.

We couldn't bear to see you so lonely.

-So? -We thought we'd get you married.

-I'll beat you black and blue. -Mom.

-Listen, honey. -Honey!

-Brother-in-law. -Brother-in-law?

-Don't be mad at the kids. -Get the hell out of here!

Dad! We won't tolerate if you insult our mother.

-You mother... -She is like a mother to us!

Where is their money?

-We spent that on the tent. -Oh, is it?

Listen, sell their tent and return their money!

Don't take such a hasty decision.

Look at her properly.

Let him look at her. Why are you poking your nose into this?

I can't take my eyes off him since I came here.

-Run! -Ms. Shakuntala...

Get out of my way. So you accept the proposal.

What do you have to say...

What do you have to say about this?

-That really hurt. -The same goes for her.

-I see. -Now get out!

-Where? -Get out of my house.

-Yes. Move. -Okay.

Get out. Don't sigh.

-Stop looking, it's no use, Shaku. -Move.

-He's useless! -Goodbye.

Come here.

"Have a look at her."

Forgive me.

Hold your ears.

Go down. Stand up.

Please stop.

Tell me something.

We wanted our dad to get married. What's wrong with that?

He doesn't get married, and doesn't let us marry either.

What is he so proud of, Sonu?

He is bound to be proud.

He owns five factories, three mansions and has two capable sons.

Anyone would feel proud.

Despite that, we have to share a cup of tea.

Let's go and commit suicide in the pond.

Don't lose heart. We'll inherit his property someday.

I have a question.

How will we split five factories and three mansions between us?

Very simple. You can keep three factories, while I'll keep two.

No, you keep three, I'll take two.

You're younger, aren't you? You keep three.

No. You're elder, aren't you? You keep three.

You'll have to obey your elder brother's order.

-You'll keep three, that's it! -No.

I'll solve your problem.

Give me one factory.

Okay, done!

Fine. Then you'll own two mansions out of three.

Okay.

I wonder when we will see that day.

Soon, my brother.

God delays, but never disappoints.

Sir, listen. Sir, stop!

-Sir, take a look. -Will you say something?

A registered letter for you.

A registered letter?

For me? Why is it so heavy?

I'm sure it's their bills!

We're so innocent, but he's always picking on us!

Open it and see whether it's a bill or something else.

Open it.

What are you doing?

Don't unbutton your shirt. The envelope!

This is turning out to be a madhouse.

-Wait a minute. -Open it!

Sir... here you go.

It's Mr. Dhaniram's will.

Who is Mr. Dhaniram?

-Your grandpa! -Okay.

He is your dad too.

Is this how you address your dad?

But my dad died 15 years ago.

How come I got letter after 15 years?

-Sir, I feel that... -Hold on.

What do you think you are doing?

I guess this came by express mail.

The date is 1st May, 1984.

It has been 15 years.

You should thank the post office

for they delivered it before you died.

I mean while you're alive!

Shut your mouth and start reading. Come on!

Please wait.

"I, Mr. Dhaniram, in all my senses bequeath my property

to my grandsons Sonu and Monu.

Till they turn adults, my son Amirchand

will be their caretaker.

Later, he won't be entitled to

even a penny from my property."

Dad, you are ruined!

Grandpa threw a grenade at you 15 years ago, but it exploded today!

-You look devastated! -True!

-My dad can't do this to me. -You do the same to us.

-What do I do? -This is exactly how you treat us.

-My son... -No way.

Show it to me. Not your face, the letter!

The letter "r" is worn out.

The letter "r" on our office typewriter is worn out, too.

Grandpa must have used the same typewriter in his time.

Did he?

I bought the typewriter five years ago.

Your grandpa died 15 years ago.

When was this typed?

When do you think this was typed, Sonu?

-Last night. -What?

Oh come on!

-Where are my shoes? -You are wearing them.

We're wearing our shoes, dad.

You use yours to beat us. We'll use ours to run away.

Let's see who wins.

-You... -Both of them are too much!

Sir, tea.

Take it away! Go.

I don't want tea.

You look tense. Any trouble?

I'm neck-deep in trouble.

I don't know what to do with my sons!

In my opinion, you should create a rift between them.

Stop blabbering!

The British used the same ploy, divide and rule.

Till they're together, they will be powerful.

But if they are separated, they will no longer remain powerful.

Please be clear about what you have to say.

I don't understand a word!

-Dad, did you send for us? -Yes, I did.

I think you're repenting your actions.

I'm not repenting, but crying over my actions.

I pampered you, I gave you all the happiness in life.

As if he did us a favor.

I wanted to see you achieving heights of success.

But your mischief has... shattered all the dreams.

He will also be shattered.

Life is a joke for you.

I'm afraid, life might play a joke on you.

Hence turn over a new leaf while there's time.

It'll be better for you... as well as for your father.

Change if you can.

Dad.

You got tears in your eyes.

Why did you never talk to us like this before?

Today, for the first time...

...our dad is pouring out his heart to us.

Dad... we will do... everything you ask us to do.

Command us, dad.

It's better late than never.

Here's what you need to do.

I want you to go to Goa and collect 500,000 rupees from a client.

And I want you to join the office from today.

-Dad. -Dad!

Don't you feel you are exploiting us?

I'm not exploiting you. You agreed to obey my orders.

We aren't born to do this.

Now listen to me.

If you want to stay here, you'll have to work!

You're issuing veiled threats.

You can say that.

All right, dad,

Book me on a plane to Goa.

Not by air.

Get on a state transport bus and go to Goa.

-Bus? -Bus.

You want him to go by bus!

-Bus. -Why?

And you... will go to the office.

-From tomorrow? -Not from tomorrow, from today.

-Sonu. -Monu.

These files, these documents! What the hell is all this?

Damn!

How do people kill time in the office?

-Hello, police control room. -Yes?

Come to Amirchand's house quickly.

He's a rich man so somebody robbed him.

-Who are you? -I'm Aamir Khan.

-Hello, fire brigade? -Yes.

Is the water tank full?

Send it to Amirchand's house. His house is on fire.

-Who is speaking? -I'm Shahrukh Khan.

Yes, that's right.

Hello, emergency ward?

Doctor Karan?

Go to Amirchand's house. He's having a heart attack.

This is Sunny here.

If you don't come here in a minute, I'll thrash you.

My old man is done for!

What should I do now?

Yes, girls hostel!

-Hello. -Is Ritu there?

Ritu? We have two girls by that name. Which one do you want to speak to?

Ritu Sharma or Ritu Verma?

I like the surname Verma better.

Verma? Just a minute.

Call Ritu Verma, there's a call for her.

Hello, who do you want to speak to?

Why do you want to waste time talking? Let's kiss.

It's the scoundrel who makes anonymous calls.

Ask him to meet you somewhere. We'll teach him a lesson!

What do you want from me?

I want nothing from you. I just want you.

You say the nicest things.

I am dying to meet you. Why don't you meet me?

Got her! Tell me the location.

-You tell me. -No, you.

-You tell me. -No, you tell me.

-Hey? -How about Holiday Inn?

Okay. I'll be at Holiday Inn

to your right when you enter and on the left table, with a rose in my hand.

My name is Kunj Bihari.

Kunj Bihari! What a name!

Hold your horses until you meet me.

I'll hang up now.

Come on, Kunj Bihari.

Monu, I can't fathom,

why you're being so kind to me to bring me to this cafe.

Actually, I saw the film

Teri Meherbaniyan on television last night.

The dog played a terrific role and I realized how loyal you are.

What an award-winning performance by the dog!

I thought I should give you a treat you'd always remember.

-Hold this flower. -Why are you giving me a flower?

The people sitting here should feel

that a Mughal emperor has come for coffee.

-A Mughal Emperor! -Your Highness,

place an order while I...

You wreak havoc even without Sonu.

What's great about it? Everyone needs to pee.

Is anyone around?

Will anyone take my order?

"The flower I've sent you isn't a flower, but my heart."

Are you Kunj Bihari?

So, you know the emperor by his name.

Henceforth, you'll know me by my shoe size.

Why would I know you by your shoe size?

You pervert old man!

Don't you feel ashamed to flirt with girls half your age?

I don't even know I'm teasing you.

Feigning innocence, eh?

My spectacles.

Beat him so much that he never repeats his mistake.

You old pervert!

You're so lucky!

Hey! What's the matter?

When I left, you were looking like a Mughal emperor.

But now you look like the emperor of fools!

-Monu, I'll tell you what happened. -I see.

Some girls came like the wind

-and asked me my name. -Is it?

But they started thrashing me soon after.

I just don't understand.

Why did they thrash me without any reason?

The truth is,

I troubled these girls over the phone and I used your name.

Otherwise, do you think I will let girls thrash you when I can do that myself?

-But, Monu... -Yes.

Why did you have to tease this dangerous woman?

This woman is soon going to become a family member...

...because I have fallen for her.

I think she's the only woman who can straighten me out and also my naughty dad.

Kunj Bihari, do you see how she is hitting the ball?

Don't remind me about hitting, Monu.

Yesterday, she thrashed me so hard

that every muscle in my body is sore.

You have to lose something to gain something.

But you stand to gain and I'm on the receiving end.

Will you please stop?

-Who was that? -Are you blind or something?

Yes, I am and that's exactly why I'm running from pillar to post.

But why are you running away?

I am running away because that man is forcing me to beg.

-That man. -Who?

-That man over there. -Where?

That man.

He must be somewhere around.

Hold on! How far do you think you can run?

-You! -Save me!

Save me!

I'll sell lottery tickets, man a telephone booth

-I'll become a music director. -Fine.

but I won't beg!

Don't worry. He can't harm you while we're here.

Looks like you weren't bashed enough the other day.

-I'll hand you over to the police! -Police?

Mr. Blind, tell her something. Explain everything to her.

Nobody can save you now!

-I beg you. I'll do whatever you say! -Stupid man, you are back!

Please don't call the police.

In that case, go to our medical college and meet Dr. Khurana.

He's an eye specialist.

Take him to that doctor and get him treated.

-But where can I find him? -At Civil Hospital.

-Tell him Ritu Verma has sent you. -Fine.

You will regain your vision if you're destined to.

Your heart is as beautiful as you are.

Thank you.

Yes.

How do you know I'm beautiful?

A person who is so helpful and kind

can never be ugly.

-Where are you? -Here.

May God keep you happy.

Be careful.

With your kind support, my life will turn out great.

Sir, buy some chikki. It's very tasty.

-Please buy it. -Get lost!

-Santo. -What's the matter?

What is it, Gulzarilal?

Just check whether Pooja is ready.

The groom's family will be here any minute.

Let them come!

Let me tell you that I'll check everything before the wedding is finalized.

I want to see how the suitor looks like.

He should be compatible with Pooja.

Thanks for being so fussy and maybe that's why you're still single.

You find some or the other fault in every suitor!

Someone is too short, someone is too dark. This and that!

Now, one can find the same faults with you.

Instead of adorning your palms with henna,

-you now use it to dye your hair. -All right.

I'd rather be a spinster than marry any fool who comes by!

Listen to me carefully.

You better think twice before you get your daughters married.

Gulzarilal has never struck a bad deal in his life!

Why do you think I'd go wrong when it comes to my daughters?

Keep your neck in control.

Santo, what else do I need to keep in control?

What a magnificent house!

Our son is getting married into a well-off family!

Where are you going?

I'm Premnath.

That's your name, but first, tell me who they are.

What are their names?

I'm the suitor's father, that's my son and this is my wife.

I see.

I thought this is the girl, he is her father and you're the mother.

What nonsense!

Forget it. What brings you here?

I've come with a marriage proposal for Gulzarilal's daughter.

If he is the groom, then I have my doubts.

Why? Are you the bride's uncle?

-Are you her maternal uncle? -Are you her paternal uncle?

I'm no relative, I'm Gulzarilal's protector.

Premnath, just ignore him.

He reads thriller novels and so he thinks that he is Hitler.

-James Bond! -Yes, he thinks he is James Bond!

This is for our daughter-in-law.

You shouldn't have brought such an expensive gift.

We are meeting her for the first time and it's our introductory gift.

Dad, my left eye is twitching...

Hold it, you wretched man!

Whenever your eye twitches, something terrible happens.

You can't go in.

Mr. Verma's daughter's wedding is being finalized.

I suspect if you go in there, you'll botch up everything.

Stay here. You can't go in.

Sir!

Where are you going? What are you doing, sir?

Who is the owner of the house?

The owner has gone out.

We are the servants. We're here for our salaries.

Sir, give us our salaries!

What? I've come here with a marriage proposal.

I'm here to find a match for my daughter.

Since my boss isn't here, you can come tomorrow and I'm also leaving.

-Old boy, trying to act smart with me? -Who the hell are you?

-Amirchand's son. -Who is Amirchand?

-You owe him money. -What are you talking about?

Do I have to show you what money looks like?

-Mister! -Mister, you are mistaken.

You are mistaken, not me!

You guys are eating sweets and my old man has paid for it.

-Put it down now! -Put it down!

Mom, you also put it down.

-Give me that necklace. -But...

I'm taking this necklace along.

Repay 500,000 rupees and take it back.

But, dad, that's our necklace!

Who was he?

-He arrived like a storm... -And left destruction in his wake!

He took the necklace they brought.

Hold on. Who is it?

It's me. Monu Soordas.

Okay.

-Come this way. -Sure.

This way.

Sit.

Did you meet Dr. Khurana?

Yes.

Awesome.

What?

He's really awesome.

Ritu, I am very lucky...

...to find a girl like you.

I mean, in today's day and age, you rarely find someone

who helps a stranger.

There's no one like you.

Congratulations!

-Why? -Take this box, open it!

-Have some sweet. -Why?

-He has regained his vision! -What?

Take off your glasses and show her your eyes!

I am grateful to you.

-Why didn't you tell me? -How could I?

It was a beautiful scene.

I was tongue-tied.

The mole on your back... it's too much!

-I won't spare you! -Just a minute.

I don't want you to spare me!

What?

Show me the mole as well!

-Old man, get out! -Monu!

An ant climbs a hill to die

An ant climbs a hill to die

Girls dress fashionably to impress boys

You wore a red stole on this velvet kurta

You wore a red stole on this velvet kurta

Why do you let it slide like that?

An ant climbs a hill to die

An ant climbs a hill to die

Boys resort to antics for girls

They fly everywhere chasing Beautiful birds

They fly everywhere chasing Beautiful birds

And set their traps everywhere

An ant climbs a hill to die

Girls dress fashionably to impress boys

You are like a sparkler

You're a carefree soul Don't commit a mistake

Come to me, my darling

Don't infuriate me further

Control yourself

Don't soar too high

Come out from behind the veil And land into my arms

Come out from behind the veil And land into my arms

Tie your beloved with your tresses

You drive us crazy with your moves

An ant climbs a hill to die

Boys resort to antics for girls

You wore a red stole on this velvet kurta

Why do you let it slide like that?

An ant climbs a hill to die

Girls follow fashion to impress boys

I give you my heart

Come close to me

I am on my way to meet my beloved

Don't stop me

My evenings are now spent

Dreaming about you

Let's spend our lives In each other's arms

Let's spend our lives In each other's arms

How does one save oneself From such heartthrobs?

They follow us home

An ant climbs a hill to die

Girls dress fashionably to impress boys

They fly everywhere chasing Beautiful birds

And set their traps everywhere

An ant climbs a hill to die

Boys resort to antics for girls

You wore a red stole on this velvet kurta

Why do you let it slide like that?

An ant climbs a hill to die

Girls dress fashionably to impress boys

Dad, I taught your client a stern lesson

that he'll pay you back with interest.

Who did you teach a lesson?

I got a call from that poor fellow.

He sold his house and has moved to some other place.

Good God!

Did I threaten the wrong man?

Can you not think once before doing anything?

You had one job to do, but you blew it.

I didn't know he'd move into another house.

You should've confirmed his name.

Note down his address.

DY Road, Marina Beach, Goa.

I want you to apologize to that decent man on your way back.

You want me to apologize to him!

Why not? Do you think you are a king?

I won't let you in till you apologize to him!

Got that?

This old man always threatens to throw me out!

Believe me, I've never taken a loan from anybody!

I don't want to hear a word. I want that necklace back!

Sir! That goon is back!

Premnath, shut all the doors and windows.

He shouldn't run away this time.

Had I wanted to run away, I wouldn't have come back here.

Why did you come back?

-To apologize! -What?

I've come to apologize to you!

Are you apologizing or scolding me?

You're not doing me a favor by apologizing to me!

Our reputation got tarnished because of you.

My daughter's wedding was called off.

I had taken this necklace and now I'm back to return it.

What did you just tell me?

Your daughter's wedding was called off. How is that my fault?

Should I marry her?

-Do you want me to marry her? -Hide me.

I'll hide here. I'm safe. He's gone!

I am right here.

How dare you say that!

We are decent people, but we are no cowards.

Who the hell are you?

What makes you think I'd marry a small-time hoodlum like you?

I wouldn't hire a hobo like you as a butler!

Got it?

Get out, understand?

Yes, I'm going.

But listen to me carefully.

Someday I will take her away.

-Move! -Arrogant!

I'm glad he left! Else I'd have broken his bones!

Gulzarilal, forgive me.

Give this necklace to my daughter-in-law.

That goon spoiled my mood!

Forget it, brother.

Premnath, you should find an auspicious day

-and gift it to Pooja. -Sure.

Let me check on this guy.

-Yes? -Monu?

Hi, Sonu. My brother!

-How are you? -I'm fine, what about you?

I have good news for you.

I've found you a sister-in-law.

Really? So have I.

But mine is terrific!

Mine is fantastic!

There's just one difference.

My girl hasn't agreed yet.

Neither has mine.

We must convince them.

We'll convince them. They'll make a fuss, scream a little, shout a little.

But the pretty woman will say yes someday!

How long will she sulk or scream?

How long will she sulk or scream?

I'm sure the pretty girl Will give in someday

I'm sure the pretty girl Will give in someday

She will give in some day

She will give in some day

She will give in some day

She will give in some day

She will give in some day

She will give in some day

I'll sacrifice my life for her I'll give her all the happiness

I'll rekindle her passion

I'm sure I'll make her fall for me

I'll teach her a thing or two about love

I'm a fragrant breeze She is a sweet-smelling stole

I'll adorn her eyes as the kohl

She'll let her hair loose Sooner or later

She'll let her hair loose Sooner or later

I'm sure the pretty girl Will give in someday

I'm sure the pretty girl Will give in someday

She will give in someday

She will give in someday

Like a breeze, like spring, Her colors are unique

Her eyes are intoxicating But there's poison on her lips

She is a true beauty She is the love of my life

I'll never give up I am a true lover

She can drive anyone crazy

I want to hang around her ankle Like an anklet

My prayers will be answered one day

My prayers will be answered one day

I'm sure the pretty girl Will give in someday

I truly feel she will give in someday

She will give in someday

She will give in someday

She will give in someday

She will give in someday

She will give in someday

She will give in someday

She will give in someday

She will give in someday

She will give in someday

She will give in someday

She will give in someday

She will give in someday

Stop! Where are you going? Horses aren't allowed here.

If an ass like you are allowed, why not horses?

What did you just say?

Sweetheart! You must have enjoyed this ride after a swim.

Why did you abduct me?

Hobo! Hoodlum!

Ruffian! Punk!

I've brought you here to prove something.

Don't mistake me for a helpless woman

who will cower and plead with you to forgive me.

Hey! I'm a modern woman

and I can give you a taste of your own medicine.

I left an answer on your lips.

If you can answer me back,

I'll be waiting for you at Mandvi Market.

Pooja, where are you going?

-To give someone a befitting reply. -What?

My heart was enticed the moment I saw you

I wonder what spell you cast upon me

I knocked on your heart, let me in!

Let me into your heart

O my heroine, your hero enters your life

O brave heart

Give me a ring and take me along

O brave heart

Give me a ring and take me along

Come with me, my girl

Come with me, my girl

Come with me, my girl

Don't show me attitude

Don't mess with me

Don't mess with me

Don't mess with me

Don't mess with me

Forget it, lad

Forget it, lad

Forget it, I know your tricks

Don't mess with me

Don't mess with me

Don't mess with me

Don't mess with me

O brave heart

Give me a ring and take me along

Watch out, girl!

I'm a Punjabi Jatt

I won't go back

I'll pull you by your hair

And carry you home

I don't care what you do

I won't come with you

No matter what you do

You won't be able to get hold of me

Come with me, girl

Come with me, girl

Come with me, girl

Don't try so hard

Do not mess with me

Don't mess with me

Don't mess with me

Don't mess with me

O brave heart

Give me a ring and take me along

Girl, where are you off to?

Don't flirt me in the middle of the street

I'll start screaming

Hey!

If you don't mend your ways

I'll call the police Got it?

I'm crazy in love

And I can die for my love

I don't mind going to prison for you

Hey, leave me alone

Please leave me alone

You better leave me alone

Save yourself

Don't mess with me

Don't mess with me

Don't mess with me

Don't mess with me

Your beauty enticed me

I wonder what spell you cast on me

I knocked on your heart let me in

Let me in

Let me in, heroine Let your hero enter your life

O brave heart

Give me a ring and take me along

O brave heart

Give me a ring and take me along

Keep shrugging your shoulders

while your dear daughter ruins our good family name.

What has she done now?

Don't you know?

She's singing love songs

with that punk who heaped abuses on us.

I couldn't do it all my life,

but she managed to do it at such a young age.

-Pooja... -Yes, dad? What is it?

Is your aunt telling the truth? Do you love that punk?

I do love him and he is not a punk. His name is Sonu.

Show some respect when you say your son-in-law's name.

-What? -Son-in-law?

You will marry Pritamnath and not that punk!

What are you saying, dad?

If I don't marry Sonu, he won't let me marry anyone else!

-What is he? The king of England? -Right.

Don't you remember what happened the other day when they came to see me?

He created a scene for no reason.

He has something which can certainly

ruin my reputation as well as yours.

-How? -What does he have?

Dad, he has some love letters and photographs.

-Of mine? -Mine.

I could never do anything like that, but you did it at such a young age.

Why did you write him love letters?

Because I loved him.

And what about the photographs?

I don't know when he took them.

How is that possible?

I fell in love with him and I didn't realize I got carried away.

If I don't marry him,

he'll put up my blowups all over the town.

Do something.

I won't let him do that.

-Try to understand, dad. -That goon!

-I can't come. -I'll kill him.

It doesn't matter if you lose a few millions!

Sir, a loss of a few million rupees!

I like Goa. It's a nice place.

-What about my plane? -Plane!

No, go ahead and buy it.

I trust your choice.

-I won't fly that old plane. -Sir!

Sir, he flies planes too!

Give the old plane to one of our servants.

Give it to me.

Dad, first, send that plane to Goa.

I want to take Pooja on a ride.

Plane?

Pooja is your would-be daughter-in-law, dad.

You are my would-be son-in-law.

-He came here to thrash you. -No.

He changed his mind after he listened to your tall tales.

When is your father coming?

I want to speak to him about your marriage.

He was on the phone with me right now.

He has gone to South Africa to buy a gold mine.

Gold mine!

When is the gold... I mean when will he return?

-He will take some time. -Okay.

But I've invited my uncle.

My uncle loves me like my dad.

But I don't like what you're doing.

-Yes? -Monu, my brother!

My brother!

Sonu, how are you?

I miss you.

I miss you, too! I can't get married without you.

What? You're getting married!

Yes, I'm getting married. Now listen to me.

Get a makeup kit for an old man and drive to Goa in our dad's car.

Is it a wedding or a performance?

You'll understand everything once you get here.

I see.

I'll have to think about it!

Dad, Sonu...

What happened? What happened to Sonu?

-He had an accident! -Where?

The left toe on his right leg...

No, the right toe on his left leg, his hand, his head...

-I can't even say it! Do something. -One minute.

-Book two tickets to Goa. -For you too?

You don't need to come. Work is worship for you, right?

-Hey... -Let me go alone, dad!

Stay here and do your work.

Let me go to my brother!

All right, you should go, but we need to buy a plane ticket.

-I'll take the car. -Car?

There are two benefits.

First, you'll save money and second...

You heard about bus accidents and train bomb blasts.

Once a plane takes off... No!

-I can control my car. -Okay, take the car.

Give me some cash.

Keep the cash. Take the car and go.

-Dad, you are great. -All right, go.

-You are great. -Go.

Go!

Dad...

Go or else...

I shouldn't interfere between you and your son

but my logic says

that Monu is weeping and crying and it means he is lying.

I am their father. I know them very well.

I know he is lying, but it doesn't make me angry.

He is doing this out of love.

Brothers are ready to kill each other in this day and age

but these two brothers love each other.

Only a fortunate father can be blessed with sons like them.

Life is a pleasant journey

Pleasant journey!

Who knows what will happen next!

What will happen next?

Life is a pleasant journey

Pleasant journey!

Who knows what happens next?

What will happen next?

Sonu!

Sonu!

Hey!

-Monu! -I don't know what to say, Sonu.

I felt lifeless without you.

Our old man tricked us.

He packed you off to Goa and forced me to join his company.

How did he let you come here and how did he give you the car?

Car? I had to put up an act to get this car.

Why did you want me to bring a makeup kit?

For Pooja.

Puja. Do you want to become a priest?

No, I am in love with Pooja.

Her father won't let me marry her till he meets our old man.

If our old man comes here, he won't let us get married.

So I sent our dad to South Africa and called our uncle over.

I understand. Don't worry, I'll do anything for you!

But first I must meet the girl who stole my brother's heart.

Aunt. Pooja.

Where is everybody?

-Ritu? -Aunt!

-Aunt! -My dear, how are you?

I am absolutely fine.

Had you called, I'd have come to the airport to receive you.

I came as soon as I got the message about Pooja's engagement.

-That's good. -Where is the bride?

-She must be around. -I'll find her.

Pooja.

Where are you?

Pooja.

You found a man of your dreams while I was in Mumbai.

You should've asked me. I'm the chief advisor, you know?

He's a very genuine guy.

Both, dad and aunt like him.

-Really? -You will like him too!

What does he look like? His personality. What's his name?

His name is Sonu.

-He's coming tomorrow, so you can see him. -Sonu.

The name is Kunj Biharilal.

Put Amirchand on the line, you fool.

May I please know who's on the line?

You dweeb, your days are numbered.

Put Amirchand on the line. Big Brother wants to talk to him.

Your brother never stops abusing.

They are together now. I'll straighten them out right away.

-Hello! -Amirchand,

So you're raking it in, aren't you?

I want two boxes ready.

Don't you want a trunk this time?

I said, boxes!

I'll see you at the Versova Beach tomorrow at 10 p.m.

I see. Won't you meet me at the dock?

I'll choose the location, not you!

You scoundrel. I'll hit you so hard

that nobody would be able to recognize your corpse.

Hey!

Do you know who you're talking to?

Shut up, you son of a bitch!

He's abusing me!

How dare you abuse me!

I'll shoot you! Give me the gun!

Why are you bursting crackers there? You should face me.

I'll kick you so hard

that your next generation will be born bald!

You are not in your senses.

You are still drunk.

Think it through. I'll call you after four days.

You can call me after eight days.

I'll slap you so hard and break all your teeth.

Very good, sir.

-Sir, shake hands with me. -Why?

You beat your brother at verbal abuse.

Are you praising me or slamming me?

Don...

I think this is the first time somebody has abused you.

He is mad! He didn't recognize me!

Find out about him.

The pistol?

Amirchand, you'll turn into a pauper! Be careful.

Son, we've traveled all the way here...

...but nobody has come to receive us.

Hello, sir. Welcome.

Your house is so small.

You think this is small? What's your definition of big?

Our house. Isn't it, son?

Gulzarilal, once everything is finalized...

...please buy a decent house.

I'm not Gulzarilal.

-Then who are you? -I'm his servant.

Let's go, Sonu.

We have so many servants back at home

and they have just one servant!

Staying here for even a minute will tarnish my reputation!

-Sir! Sir! -Hey.

The guest is leaving!

You should welcome the guests by shaking hands with them

and not by holding their leg.

-Hello, I'm Gulzarilal. -Hello.

Are you Gulzarilal?

She is Santo.

So she is the one.

Let me give you a hug.

I know my nephew believes that old is gold,

but I didn't know he would marry an old woman.

-What? -I mean, you are very pretty!

Oh.

-Isn't she a little old for you? -She is too old.

This is the girl's aunt. The girl is inside.

Oh, she is her aunt?

You've maintained yourself so well that I got confused!

-Come on, please. -Come, son.

Let me help you.

Go and change. I'll take this.

-Gulzarilal. -Yes?

Do you know how big our house is?

How big is it?

It is so big

that we need to use a bike to go from one room to another.

Is it so big?

Yes, it is.

One of my cousins went missing when he was a child.

We found him just a few years ago.

Uncle, do you really need to tell them all this?

Of course.

They wouldn't know our greatness unless we tell them these tall tales.

Uncle! What are you doing?

You're strangling me!

Of course, I'll strangle you!

You know they are no match for us

and yet you want to marry his daughter.

-What are you doing? -I'll punch you, my dear!

Listen, your nephew loves our daughter!

Your daughter must have seduced him because he is wealthy.

Stop this nonsense! You're humiliating us!

Do you even have a reputation? Rogues!

We are no paupers. We come from a respectable family.

Respectable?

If you were really from a respectable family,

you still wouldn't be a spinster.

-Brother. -What are you doing?

Come with me. You can't do this to me.

If you say that again...

Come with me.

-I won't let this happen! -Uncle.

What happened?

-I won't let this happen! -What are you doing?

You shattered my dreams even before it got fulfilled.

-She's your sister-in-law! -She's your sister-in-law!

-Yours! -Yours!

-Sonu, you're creating a confusion. -Don't start a fight.

-Don't start a fight. -Go on!

You touched me!

You touched me!

-Go away! -Come on! Why are you looking there?

-What's going on? -Go away.

You should be ashamed!

Despite being relatives, you're fighting like goons.

You don't know what he was saying about you! Go away!

Go away. Please.

-Who was she? -She's the one I love.

-Who was the girl who brought tea? -That's her younger sister.

-She is my girl. -What?

-Sonu. -Monu!

Sonu... you touched me today!

Look, you ruined everything, now you have to go and make amends.

It's all right. Gulzarilal!

Excuse me, Mr. Gulzarilal!

Gulzarilal.

You're back! Didn't you humiliate us enough already?

We heard enough of your taunts.

We won't take this anymore.

So what if we're the bride's family! We do have self-respect.

Blessed are you and your family!

I always wanted you to marry into such a respectable family.

-This is the right family. -What do you mean?

Mr. Verma... my uncle was testing you.

What do you mean?

I heaped abuses on you a while ago.

Had it been someone else, he would've thrown me out.

You are still giving me so much respect.

Amazing people.

Mr. Verma, you are great!

You are great! Touch his feet, Sonu!

-What are you doing? -He's seeking your blessings.

-Let me put on my hat. -Seek his blessings.

-Dear. -Yes?

-Come here. -All right.

-What is he doing? -Uncle.

She's like a daughter to me.

-You're strange... -You forgot about me!

-I'm Ritu, -I see.

Pooja's younger sister and Sonu's would-be sister-in-law!

Enough.

-Is she your daughter? -Yes.

-She is so beautiful. -She has taken after me.

Have you found a match for her?

You shouldn't bother, I'm her perfect match.

-What? -I mean, I'll find her a match.

Now that I am here, nobody in this house will remain unmarried.

Santo, not even you!

Let's celebrate.

Motichur laddoos are delicious! They're yummy!

I've never eaten such delicious laddoos!

-What's the occasion? -I'll tell you after you have one.

Who sent them?

Gulzarilal's daughter Pooja is getting married.

So they have sent laddoos for us.

You fool! The girl who was supposed to marry you is marrying somebody else

and you're eating sweets!

Mom!

What can the poor boy do?

The suitor's uncle is very rich compared to you!

Any sensible man would get his daughter married to Mr. Rai's nephew.

Of course! And we'll just eat laddoos and do nothing.

Get up! Teach his uncle such a stern lesson

so that he runs away with his nephew.

That will leave Gulzarilal with no option, but to come back to us.

-Sonu? -Uncle.

Where are you going?

We're going shopping.

At least, think about our family reputation.

You got engaged yesterday and you've started going out already!

-Uncle... -No!

I won't change the family tradition for you!

Come with me.

-But, uncle... -Uncle...

You don't know your way around this city.

So what? I'll take Ritu along.

Ritu.

-Uncle... -Just a minute. Ritu!

-Uncle... -Hold on.

-Ritu! -Uncle!

Only Pooja knows what she wants to buy.

I know about Pooja's likes and dislikes.

Where do we have to go?

Hop in.

Aunt!

-Why are you calling out to her? -What's the matter?

They are going shopping. You should go along.

Why trouble her at this age?

That's no trouble at all.

You are exerting yourself at this age, so I should also make some efforts.

They are of the same age, so they'll make a cute couple.

Come on, aunt. Let's go.

All right.

Ritu!

Ritu!

This sari...

You have an exquisite taste!

I like it.

-Do you like it? -Yes.

You can keep it.

Aunt, he gifted you a sari. Won't you buy him something?

-There's no need for that. -Come with me.

-Please, uncle. -There's no need for it.

-Please go. -Please.

-I'll go if you insist. -Come on!

Look at this. It will suit you, please try it.

-I trust your choice. -Please try it out.

I'll go to the trial room and...

Funny woman! She's touching my buttons!

I don't know whether she's crazy or funny!

My hand! Let go!

-What are you doing? -Help!

What are you doing?

I was changing. He saw me and started undressing!

You are mistaken.

I didn't want to do anything of that sort.

-Ritu! -Brother!

-What's wrong? -Brother!

-Oh my God! Uncle... -Brother!

Ritu, she is mistaken. I didn't do anything...

Before you tease a girl, always ask her

how many brothers she has.

Are they your brothers?

You don't look like you're their sister

and they don't look like they're your brothers.

-Seven brothers, right? -Yes!

Had you been eight brothers, it still wouldn't be an even fight.

Damn you!

Seven burly men are beating up an old man! Shameless!

Old man?

Uncle...

-Move! -Yeah!

-Old man! -Uncle, wow!

She made my day!

I enjoyed it.

-So much fun! -Let go of me!

Let go.

-I'm so happy. -Come on, uncle.

Knife!

-Knife! -Doesn't matter.

-Knife! -It doesn't matter.

What are you doing?

-Shut up! -Why?

You held me from behind while I was busy looking at the girl.

-Hey! -Calm down!

Who the hell is it?

-Sonu. -Monu!

-Are you all right? -Nobody can harm me while you're here.

-You were great, Sonu! -Girl, come to me.

Are you all right, uncle?

-Yes. -Uncle!

Stay with me, have fun Your life will be a long ride

Stay with me

No! No! Come here!

Time to punch

Stay with me Take that, boys!

-I better leave. -Where are you going?

So?

Impressive! Both of you.

Get lost.

Fantastic!

You have the energy of a 25-year-old at the age of 50.

What's wrong with her?

What's happening to me?

I wonder what's gotten into me!

I hope it doesn't become a fairy tale

Something has happened for sure

No one knows what happened

Let this become a fairy tale

You ditched me, didn't you?

Thank God, I reached there on time.

It wouldn't have made a difference.

I wish, you hadn't come.

At least, I would've impressed Ritu. I would've dealt with them alone.

Ritu is impressed with your uncle, not you.

-So should she marry uncle? -Mr. Rai.

Damn him!

Mr. Rai!

Mr. Rai!

-Greetings, Lord. -Mr. Verma.

Where is Mr. Rai?

He's in the shower. Is it anything urgent?

Yes. I want to thank both of you.

Both of you saved my sister and my daughter's honor.

There is no need to thank us. It was our duty.

Don't worry. You should take some rest.

He can rest here. Sir, please sit.

-I won't leave till I meet him. -No!

-He takes his own sweet time to bathe. -Is there no water?

That's not an issue, but he doesn't have a bar of soap.

He risked his life to save Ms Santo and Ms Ritu,

so my boss can surely sit here for an hour or two. Please sit, sir!

I've decided, I won't leave till I meet him. Move.

Sir, look at these shoes.

This mangled shoe proves Mr. Rai really hit those goons hard.

A great man with sturdy shoes.

Hats off to them.

Don't think he's an old man. He is better than the best.

Once he flies into a rage, he can literally whip up a storm.

Even if you tell him,

"Don't do this, you'll land in trouble."

He flies into a rage and starts throwing things around.

-Where did it go? -Over there.

-Where did it go? -Mr. Rai.

-Hello. -Hello.

A salute of another kind.

You risked your life to save my sister Santo and Ritu,

so I really don't have words to thank you.

-Go find some words. -Find words, eh?

Santo said you fought like a 26-year-old

-and clobbered those guys. -That is my actual age.

-26 years? -I mean, I am young at heart.

-Mr. Rai, why don't you show me your face? -Sonu.

After taking a bath,

uncle first prays to God and only then he shows his face to others.

Lord Shyam, You're one true God

Lord Shyam, you're my God

-Just a minute. True Lord Let me stick it. -What are you sticking?

-I'm offering prayers. -You're offering prayers.

Lord Shyam, You're one true God

You know what? You're very handsome.

I know. So what brings you here?

I wanted some advice. I have two daughters.

I want to get my younger daughter Ritu married.

I'm looking for a suitor.

Why do you need to find a match for her when I am around?

What do you mean?

I mean my other nephew, Sonu's younger brother,

-Monu... -Monu?

Do you want to see his photo? He's really handsome.

Take a look.

He'll look like you if he has a beard.

He's my nephew, after all.

I'll introduce Ritu to him.

-We'll get them married. -Sure.

-Enjoy! -You're looking very...

Hey, don't push me!

Bhootnath, let's go.

A salute of another kind.

Goodbye.

-Crazy chap! -Congratulations.

I think you're getting married.

Ritu is still not my girlfriend.

It's not so hard to woo a girl.

You should use my trick.

-What did you do? -I rode a horse.

Picked up the girl. Kissed her.

That's all.

You rode a horse and picked up the girl.

You also kissed her!

Where is the girl?

I'm gonna kiss her.

What are you doing? Stop!

-How long will you run? -Why are you after me?

-Give me a kiss! -Help!

-What are you doing? -Come on.

What's going on?

-I will kiss her! -Get me down.

Get me down!

Where did the cops come from?

I had a tough time getting this horse. I only had to kiss her!

-Shut up! Arrest him! -Come on!

-Constable, take this horse. -Stupid!

Get in the jeep. I'll follow you on horseback.

Where is my son-in-law?

-Where is my son-in-law? -I am here!

Don't worry, dear. I'm here now.

Inspector, please release him.

Constable, release him.

Ms. Santo, I'm glad you are here.

I'm terribly embarrassed.

My son-in-law got arrested the moment he landed in Goa.

I couldn't help it.

We had to lock him up for what he did.

Inspector, only young guys should flirt

-and not old men like us. -What?

I'm just saying. I'll sign his bail papers.

Tell me something. How did you recognize me?

It was very easy, Ms. Santo. Uncle talks about you all the time!

Ms. Santo is like this, she is like that.

She is like this and that.

God knows how she is!

Are you going to stay here or do you plan to go home?

Is uncle staying in this small house?

You live in a big house.

You need a bike to go from one room to another.

So uncle told you everything!

Hey, wait!

-What are you doing here? -What are you doing here?

-Throw this girl out! -Aunt, what is he doing here?

-I'll introduce you to each other. -What is he doing?

She is my daughter Ritu. Ritu, say hello to him.

Hello. I don't want to stay here even for a minute.

Why not?

She had me locked up!

A goon should be sent to jail, don't invite him home.

She says I'm a goon!

-He's a big-time criminal! -Just a minute!

-Dad, he is a big-time criminal! -Talk respectfully!

You're asking this spoilt brat to be respectful!

You dare to insult me at my own place!

-Come out, I'll abuse you outside! -All right, let's go. You're a goon!

He's your would-be husband and Sonu's younger brother.

He's Monu the millionaire!

I don't care whether he is a millionaire or a billionaire,

-he will never be my husband! -I am least interested in you!

Monu, my brother!

-Sonu! -Pooja!

-Santo! -Where did you find him?

-I have no idea. Just calm down! -I won't spare him.

-Sonu. -Monu!

Have they found out?

No, we'll be in the soup if they call uncle here.

-Let's go to uncle then. -Where? To the guest house?

-Yes. -Let's go.

How do you know he's there?

Where else will a guest stay, if not the guest house? Foolish man!

I have my doubts. Sir!

We'll have to be alert.

This guard thinks he is James Bond.

True.

-Where do I hide? -Wait here.

I want to speak to uncle in private.

Good day, uncle!

It's so good to see you.

The good news is

that I'm getting you married to Ritu.

Ritu!

You have no idea about Ritu.

She got me locked up. I just got out a while ago.

No, my dear, don't say that.

Only lucky lovers go to jail.

Don't forget, I've given my word to her father.

She uses all the wrong words.

Do you want me to marry her and ruin my life?

-Dear! -Uncle!

-Dear! -Uncle!

No, my dear child.

Your brother is very arrogant. Why is he acting so fussy?

If you're wealthy, does my boss look like a beggar?

Don't worry. He will obey uncle.

He'll agree and marry Ritu.

Let's see.

Shut up, arrogant!

I'll leave you out of my will if you don't marry her!

You're always threatening me!

This concerns my life, uncle. Let me think about it.

Get out of my way!

Remove this.

Sir, there's something fishy!

Uncle and his nephew are two different people

but they were same shoes.

-What? -I mean they are the same person!

There's nobody inside.

And if there is, I'll clobber you with a shoe.

-Okay, but first let's go in and check. -Okay.

Don't worry, Gulzarilal.

Monu has grown up, but he won't disobey me.

He will give his consent.

I'll kill you!

-What was that sound? -We were playing.

-Oh beautiful, oh beautiful -Very good.

Lord, please save me.

Monu, the horse ride didn't work, right?

I'll give you another idea.

I beg of you. No more ideas.

The horse ride was pathetic! Let me think. Please!

-Your typical plans, letters and... -Yes, a letter!

A love letter does the trick. From ancient to modern times.

I will also write a letter!

I'll write to Ritu that I love her!

I'll tie it to a stone and throw it at her window.

"He tiptoed in the dark night with a revolver in his hand...

...and moved towards his master's house.

It is dark all around.

He has murder on his mind.

He has decided to kill the boss.

He jumps over the wall...

...but the watchman spots him."

-Who is this? -Bhootnath, what are you doing?

I am reading a novel. What are you doing?

I am suffering from flatulence...

...so I thought I should go for a stroll.

I also suffer from flatulence. Let me walk with you.

Are you pulling my leg?

Can't servants suffer from flatulence?

That's not what I meant.

The kind of food you eat, you are more likely to suffer from such problems.

Not a problem.

Why are you following me?

You're walking ahead of me. I'm not following you.

-Will you do everything I do? -Yes, I will.

-Will you? -Yes, I will.

Under the blue sky

The Earth shimmers in heat

Under the blue sky The tailor shimmers in heat

Why are you murdering a beautiful song?

Oh beautiful girl

-I'll throw this stone over there. -So will I.

-Will you? Pick it up. -Here I go.

-I got a stone. -Here you go.

There you go.

Idiot! Let me see.

I hope nobody sees me!

Who is it? Who...

Mr. Rai?

Take your hands off your hair and focus on the letter.

Jokes apart, I love you a lot.

Why are you worried?

Don't bite your nails.

If you accept my proposal,

I am sitting in my room.

Ring me up and then hang up

that will prove your love to me.

What's going on?

I don't know what this feeling is

Monu, you sent her the letter.

We aren't sure if she'll call.

Don't say that, I love her!

It rang!

It's not the telephone ringing. It's her voice!

Hey!

-Have you lost it? -Sure! Since you rang the bell!

-Bell? Which bell? -Telephone!

-I didn't ring a bell. -You rang the bell

after reading my letter.

-Which letter? What are you talking about? -The same.

I'm talking about the letter I threw at you last night.

I neither read a letter nor did I ring a bell.

-Yeah? -Move on, let me breathe.

Don't feel shy

Reveal your feelings

Don't look around

Say I love you

Don't feel shy Reveal your feelings

Don't look around Say I love you

You'll repent

You'll die a spinster

You'll repent You'll die a spinster

Pay heed to what he says

Don't feel shy Reveal your feelings

Don't look around Say I love you

Move out of my way Let me get some fresh air

Move out of my way Let me get some fresh air

Shun all other worries from your heart

Don't feel shy Reveal your feelings

Don't look around Say I love you

We've already sung the opening stanza, but no success.

Monu, girls love to play hard to get.

They are hard nuts to crack.

How can you compare a girl to a nut?

It's a saying.

To hell with the saying. Why are you playing hard to get?

Why are you running away from me?

I've had enough of your attitude. Now, mellow down, mother...

I mean, the mother of my kids.

Move out of my way

Let me get some fresh air

Move out of my way

Let me get some fresh air

Don't say no Just give your consent

Don't feel shy Reveal your feelings

Don't look around Say I love you

You'll repent

You'll die a spinster

You'll repent You'll die a spinster

Pay heed to what he says

Don't feel shy Reveal your feelings

Don't look around Say I love you

Brother, she isn't giving in and I am losing it.

Monu, don't lose your temper, she's getting on track.

Life in Mumbai is fast. For example Appa, my neighbor.

He proposed a girl, got married and he's now a father of two.

Why are you acting so arrogant?

I swear, I am losing it too.

Stop playing hard to get and say yes.

Say yes!

I love you I'm your queen, you're my king

I love you I'm your queen, you're my king

I love you I'm your queen, you're my king

She said it It's your turn now

You'll repent

You'll die a bachelor

You'll repent You'll die a bachelor

-Monu, didn't I tell you... -Okay, I got it.

Don't feel shy Reveal your feelings

Don't look around Say I love you

Don't feel shy Reveal your feelings

Don't look around Say I love you

How were you so sure that she would get convinced?

It's very simple, Monu.

Every girl agrees at the end of the song.

Damn!

She will give in

She will give in

She will give in

She will give in

She will give in

She will give in

My beloved

Hello, Amirchand here.

Amirchand, what have you done about the two boxes?

Will you stop calling me? Do you enjoy when I abuse you?

Should I abuse you once again? You...

Don't abuse me!

-What will you do? -Shut up!

Or I'll kidnap your sons!

You better adopt them.

Then you'll know they're worse than you!

Hey, you've started abusing again!

I'll kill you if I come there.

-Am I right? -Yes.

Boy, if you come here, I swear I'll put a dog collar around your neck

and make you run in a dog race.

He'll remember this!

Be calm.

What if they turn out to be trigger-happy gangsters!

They are no gangsters, but my sons!

They ran out of money, so they're making someone else call me.

I am their father, after all. I won't give them a penny!

Pack your bags, we'll go to Goa.

Yes, sir. We'll bring them back before they destroy Goa.

-Let's go. -Sir.

-Goa is this way. -I know.

-Shouldn't I change first? -You can sleep on the flight.

-Forgive me. -Let's go.

-Come on. -After you.

Hey!

Where is Amirchand?

-Where is Amirchand? -He has gone to Goa.

He threatened you on the phone and went to Goa for a picnic.

No matter where he goes,

I will find him!

-Who is he? -Seth Amirchand.

He abused you over the phone and he's showing you a fist here.

You are right.

We must go to Goa.

-I'm free. -Let's go.

-What's the matter? -I'm worried.

Why are you still modulating your voice?

I'm worried.

What's the matter?

I'm wondering who called me that night.

Who called you? I don't understand.

Ritu didn't get the letter, but I heard the telephone ring.

Then who got the letter?

Santo, where are you going early in the morning?

-Come with me. -Where?

I want to talk to you.

-We can talk here. -No.

Let's go to a beautiful place.

This is a beautiful place.

No, please come along.

-Sonu, come along. -No!

I want to talk to you in private.

Sonu...

-It was her. -Yes.

Let's go. Let's have a long chat. I don't mind.

Your eyes are downcast and sad. Why?

That's not fair.

Let everything remain the way it is.

Why should I look into your eyes?

You can see the love I feel for you in my eyes.

I am thankful to God for keeping me single till now.

-Where have you brought me? -Come in.

-Why do you want me to go in? -Let me show you.

-Maybe only for you! -No!

-What? -I mean, stay here. I'll be back.

-Come back soon. -Yes.

Ask him.

Have you seen them? These two?

Have you?

-These two? -Yes.

Who are they?

-My insolent sons. -You call them insolent.

Unfortunately, they were born into my family.

These poor boys are unfortunate, not you.

For they were born to a miser father!

-How do you know so much about him? -Shut up!

Look at their faces,

dripping with innocence.

-And look at his face. -What's dripping from my face?

-Viciousness. -I'll break his face...

You should thank God for blessing you with such lovely sons.

Instead, you're cursing them!

I'll curse them if I wish! Who are you to object?

Who am I? You can't be me!

-And I can't be what you are. -I can't understand him!

I'm leaving. Just hold this.

If you don't care about your kids,

why are you carrying their photo around? Tear it.

Why did you tear it, you rogue?

He wants to know why I tore it!

You are lucky it was only a photo.

-If you were made of paper, I'd... -What would you do?

I'd have written something on you. No need to lose your temper.

Stupid man! He tore the photograph!

-Sonu! -What is it?

There's bad news.

-Dad is here. -What?

He was carrying our photo! I tore it or else he would've landed here!

-That's bad news. -There's worse to come.

Ms Santo is after me.

-That's good news. -Don't say that!

-Mr. Rai! -Yes? No!

Mr. Rai.

Where is he?

He left me in the restaurant. I hope he is fine.

Ms. Santo... I want to say something to you.

-What? -But don't tell this to anyone.

I won't tell anyone. Tell me.

Mr. Rai is not worthy of you.

Why do you say that?

He is made... for me.

-Didn't I tell you? -About what?

Look... He is an alcoholic.

No wonder, his eyes are so intoxicating! Oh my!

He is a degenerate gambler.

Life is also a gamble.

You should see him when he is angry.

Only hot-blooded men get angry.

He also watches mujra dance at night.

He won't go... once we are married.

-I'm criticizing him and you... -What's wrong with it?

Rich men often indulge in these things.

Anyway, forget about it. Where is he?

-Who? -I mean...

Mr. Rai?

Monu!

The girl I want to talk to refuses come on the line!

What is your mobile number? I want to make you smile

I want to talk to you in private What's your private number?

Darling, where do you come from And where do you go?

Why do you trouble me so much?

I like your style Which number should I dial?

I want to meet you Give me some easy number

Darling, where do you come from And where do you go?

Why do you trouble me so much?

What is your mobile number? I want to make you smile

I like your style Which number should I dial?

You make my heart skip a beat

Without you, I'm restless Where are you off to?

Why do you come after me?

I'm heading straight to your neighborhood

Go straight and take a left

The bungalow at the corner is mine

If I come to your place I'll be disgraced

Everyone's watching me

What is your lane number? What is your road number?

What is your residence number? What is your college number?

You know my shoe size I'll put you behind bars

Why are you getting angry? How do I calm you down?

Darling, where do you come from And where do you go?

Why do you trouble me so much?

What is your mobile number? I want to make you smile

I like your style Which number should I dial?

It's all right It's all right

It's all right It's all right

It's all right

It's all right

It's all right

It's all right

I can't live without you

Tell me, what do I do?

I won't let go of you

Come to me, my love

Let's catch a movie Let's eat out

Let's sing and dance at a disco

If we go to a disco We'll land in trouble

Why should we add to our restlessness?

I like your moves I like your earrings

Sorry, I don't use a cell phone You may take my beeper number

What is your mobile number? I want to make you smile

I like your style Which number should I dial?

Darling, where do you come from And where do you go?

Why do you trouble me so much?

Ritu!

I'll hide here.

-Yes. -Hold it.

Ritu!

Ritu!

Ritu.

What are you doing?

I'm dusting this. It's very dirty.

Yes. Shucks.

-Is there anyone else here? -Who? Where?

I'll dust it for you!

-It was dusty. -It's clean now!

What are you doing?

What happened to your arms?

Dad, exercise. Muscles, you know.

Take this off.

I heard somebody singing.

-I was singing. -You were singing!

In a male voice?

I always do a funny impression of Kishore Kumar.

-Why not Lata Mangeshkar? -Well...

Everybody does that.

Sing for me.

No, I... Look the other way.

-There's nobody here. -Is it?

Sing for me.

Look there. I feel shy. Please!

Sing.

Who is it?

-I was singing. -Okay, let's hear it.

The window opposite mine

Very good. Don't stop, continue.

A beautiful...

Very good, don't stop, keep singing.

Girl lives there

The only problem is She's a little upset with me

-What happened, dad? -Who was it?

-Dad! -My darling.

The only problem is She's a little upset with me

"The thief tries to jump off the balcony.

But the watchman sees him.

He tries to go in..."

Sir!

A thief has entered the house! Sir!

Sir!

Who is it?

-Who is it? -Don't worry, Santo, it's me.

-You? -Yes.

-Why did you come here like this? -I was helpless.

I can't come through the door.

I am helpless, too.

But what if someone had seen you?

Like you don't know. They've seen me!

I saw the thief going into Ms. Santo's room!

Trust me.

-Ms. Santo, a thief has entered... -Please hide me somewhere!

Where...

-We are out here! Open the door! -Santo.

Don't be frightened! We're here.

Aunt, come out.

-We are here. -Santo!

Hide in the bathroom.

-Ms. Santo. -A bit louder.

I'm coming, brother!

-Yes, brother? -Where is the thief?

-Where is the thief? -What are you doing?

-There's a thief here. -There's no one here.

-Where's the thief? -There's no one here.

-There's nothing. -He's hiding in the bathroom.

-No, there's nobody there! -He's in the bathroom.

-There's no one in the bathroom. -Come on!

Where is he?

This thief is messing up the bathroom.

What are you doing here?

What are you doing here?

You bloody thief! One minute. Where are you going?

The curtain goes up... The truth...

-Mr. Rai. -Uncle!

Why is everyone in the same bathroom at the same time?

Aren't there other bathrooms in the house?

Let's go!

Santo...

-Dad, there's no need to get angry. -Yes?

We never thought about aunt. We never considered her dreams.

She must have dreamed about marriage and having kids.

She needs someone to love her!

I am not sorry that she finally chose someone.

Why did she hide him in the bathroom?

-Aunt will get married -Yes, dad.

-before we do. -Yes!

Okay, aunt?

I'll talk to Mr. Rai tomorrow morning.

-Yes! -Mr. Rai.

Sonu, we'll have to do something about this uncle.

-Yes. -It's high time.

I'm glad I ran into you guys. I want to talk to you.

Mr. Verma, forget what happened last night.

I will forget it, but people will still talk.

They will say all kinds of things.

-That's why we're worried. -Yes.

I have an idea.

The wedding should take place as soon as possible.

You're absolutely right.

The sooner it happens, the better.

Call Pooja and Ritu.

We'll fix everything now.

They are ready for the wedding.

Then call them!

Hurrah!

Pooja, Ritu, bring Santo. Her fiancé is ready.

What are you doing?

Fiancé?

-Santo! -Santo.

God has brought together

God has brought Two wonderful souls together

The groom is lovely And so is the bride

God has brought Two wonderful souls together

God has brought Two wonderful souls together

The groom is lovely And so is the bride

The groom is lovely And so is the bride

The groom is akin to pedha, The bride is akin to rasmalai

When the groom looked at the bride She felt shy

The bangles of the bride tell the groom

Not to delay further Because nobody can wait any longer

When the groom walks The bride's bangles tinkle

It seems, both will unite Like never before

The bride hides herself Behind the veil

She avoids the groom's gaze

The lips are

The lips are replete with modesty

The groom is lovely And so is the bride

The groom is lovely And so is the bride

Look at the groom

He looks more lovely Than any flower in the garden

Everyone is in a frenzy

It's difficult to control the emotions

What do I tell you What I am going through?

I fear, I might go crazy with happiness

Steal black from kohl

I want you to save me from the evil eye

My desires have been fulfilled

My desires have been fulfilled And my dreams have come true

The groom is lovely And so is the bride

The groom is lovely And so is the bride

God has brought Two wonderful souls together

God has brought Two wonderful souls together

The groom is lovely And so is the bride

The groom is lovely And so is the bride

The groom is lovely And so is the bride

The groom is lovely And so is the bride

-Turn around, sir. -Wait. One of them is well-built.

-Sir, turn around. -We don't know.

Okay. Thank you.

If we keep looking for them like this, we will never find them.

How do we find them?

Give ads in newspapers and on television.

Put up posters all over the town.

You should blacken your face!

Where were you when God was granting wisdom?

No, sir, I'd gone for a bath.

Found him!

But he's bald! Your sons are young.

He's my friend!

-Gulzari. -Gulzari!

Don't call him by his name!

-Gulzari! -Mr. Gulzari!

What? He's crazy!

Did you forget?

-Gulzari. My turn! -Get lost.

He's my friend, not a driver!

After a very long time!

You were in Mumbai. What brings you here?

I'm looking for my sons.

Why? Are they angry?

They're having a ball. They are very naughty.

What about your kids?

-Are they also naughty? -No, I have two daughters.

-Pretty and sweet. -Such lovely names.

These are not their names, I just talked about their qualities!

Their names are Pooja and Ritu.

How is Santo?

She is getting married tomorrow.

-At this age? -She didn't like anybody till now.

She finally found someone and they're getting married tomorrow.

And his nephews will marry my daughters!

Where are you going?

-Sonu, I'm leaving. -Why?

You introduced me to them as your uncle.

I'll be Ritu's uncle, thanks to Gulzarilal.

-You'll get me married to an old hag. -But, listen...

-Where are you going? -I'm going for a drive with my bag.

So funny! I'll introduce you to my friends.

He's my childhood friend, Amirchand. He's Kunj Bihari

This is my sister's fiancé, Mr. Rai Bahadur Sahab.

Did you recognize him? He's the same guy.

He's the crazy fool who tore the photo!

-Be grateful I didn't tear you! -Shut up!

-Illiterate! Uncouth! -You called me illiterate!

-Uncouth! -That's what you are!

Are you introducing me to your friends or insulting me?

I'm an illiterate, so get Santo married to this old man!

-What are you saying? -No, go ahead.

-I won't stay here. -Listen to me.

Apologize to him.

I couldn't find a suitor for Santo all these years.

Else she'll die a spinster.

Please say sorry to him. Come with me.

Please wait. He'll apologize.

-Yes, I am sorry. -All right.

Look at that!

This is my car!

This is too much!

He can't afford a bicycle and lays a claim on my car!

-But... -There has to be a reason.

Where did you buy this car?

Are you suspecting me?

-No! -Okay, I'll tell you.

I was driving and my car broke down.

Two young men approached me and offered me to sell their car.

I had 400,000 rupees with me so I bought it.

They sold a car worth 600,000 rupees for 400,000 rupees!

He made a profit of 200,000 rupees!

-It was a win-win situation. -True.

But they were very nice.

They told me you don't give them food and clothes...

You talk too much!

-My mouth, my words. -Why are you fighting?

-Why did you say that? -Get lost.

-Stop it. -You should get lost.

-I'll introduce you to my sons-in-law. -Lay off!

Come on. Come with me.

Sir, wait!

-What? -It's true, uncle doesn't exist.

There's no uncle?

-What do you mean? -The uncle is the nephew

and the nephew is the uncle!

There is no uncle!

Monu, Bhootnath heard everything!

He'll spill the beans to their dad! What will we do now?

-Sonu. -Monu!

Pooja!

-Dad, get up. -Dad.

Daddy. Daddy.

Bhootnath has gone mad.

What has he done?

He has acting weird.

We were talking to Sonu and Monu.

He said, "What are you doing here? Go to your room."

I asked him why he was talking to us like that. You tell him.

He said, "I'm Gulzarilal, your father!"

-Did he say that? -Yes, dad.

Then he said, uncle is not uncle.

-What does that mean? -We don't know.

He said the uncle is the nephew.

The nephew is the uncle, there is no uncle.

-Are you fine? -Yes, dad.

We are fine, but he isn't.

He's been with us for years.

Don't say anything to him.

-Get him treated. -Please, dad.

All right.

What the hell!

Sir!

-Sir. -Come here.

-Tell me. -Sir!

-What are you doing? What is it? -There is no uncle.

-What did you say? -There is no uncle.

-He is actually the nephew. -Yes!

-And nephew is actually uncle. -Yes!

-And there's no uncle! -Hail Lord Pashupatinath!

So you know everything.

Yes, but you don't know how hard I slap.

Next time, if you talk nonsense, I'll slap you hard.

Sir.

Go away.

Sir, why are you taking these flowers?

I'm taking these for Santo's wedding.

The old man who was supposed to marry Santo is dead.

He's dead? What are you saying?

Listen, mister, I don't want these flowers

and give me that round thing that's used at funerals.

-This one. -Right.

-Yes. Adjust the amount. -Okay.

He looks so calm and composed.

Like he is watching India and Pakistan cricket match.

Uncle, you were too young to die.

You turned 18 only 32 years ago.

You still had all your 32 teeth, but you fell off a cliff.

You should have brought your wife home first!

Sonu, we are not destined to get our aunt's love!

Oh dear! They're weeping!

Don't cry, my children. Be brave.

Stop it! That's what God wanted!

We will get over it, but now who'll let us ride

and play horse?

We would make one demand and he would fulfill two.

Whom will we call uncle?

Who will call us nephew?

I will.

Let go of my neck!

Stop this charade!

Police?

He has been murdered.

-Who killed our uncle? -We'll kill him!

The two of you. Both of you have killed him!

-No. -You took his car up the hill

and pushed it down!

You killed my would-be husband.

-Your uncle loved you so much! -No, aunt.

But you killed him!

I can't believe you killed your dear uncle.

Mr. Verma, we did push the car.

But uncle wasn't in it.

Ask Ritu and Pooja. They were with us.

The car was pushed,

but uncle wasn't in the car. It was a mannequin.

-Because there's no uncle! -What do you mean?

I was uncle and uncle was me.

-It's our personal matter. -Listen to me.

Why are you interfering?

Listen to me.

You should give your statement in the police station.

-Sonu... -Come.

-Monu... -Come on!

-Listen... -Come on!

-Where are you taking me? -Come here, dad.

Stop them, dad!

We know they are innocent!

-Please. -Stop.

Uncle is actually the nephew.

The nephew is the uncle. There is no uncle.

-Make him understand. -So let them go.

Shut up or I'll lock you up too.

In that case, take them away.

Come on.

Looks like he was an influential man.

The police have come to offer their condolences.

Look at that. I think we have seen them somewhere.

They are Sonu and Monu.

Sonu and Monu are my future sons-in-law!

-Your sons-in-law? -Yes.

They are my sons!

Their father is digging gold mines in South Africa!

-Please explain. -He can only cry, he doesn't have gold!

-What are you saying? -One minute.

Why did the police arrest them?

The police suspect that they murdered their uncle.

How can they have an uncle when I have no brother?

But he was living here with us.

This man is right. There is no uncle.

The nephew is uncle. The uncle does not exist.

There is no uncle.

-What are you saying? -Forget about this.

Let's bail them out.

-But they... -Come on, sir.

Let's go.

Who are they? Ask them.

Will you please wait?

What's the matter?

Who are you?

A stray dog!

I'm akin to cow dung in the middle of the road!

A swine!

Does that ring a bell?

You abused him over the phone.

-You never told me, you had a brother! -Wait a minute.

He said over the phone that he'd slap you so hard

that your next generation will be born bald!

He further said he'd tie a dog's collar around your neck

and make you run a dog race.

-I see. -Well...

Did you see that, Mr. Amirchand?

-Amirchand. -I warned you not to heap abuses on them.

-Sir. -But, Amirchand, you ignored me

and picked a fight with them.

You'll have to handle him. He is Amirchand.

You abused them, but you want to bear the punishment.

You don't pay me enough and today you're giving me your name!

Really? Your name is Amirchand.

-I'm your servant. Look after him. -No, sir.

-He is Amirchand. -No, sir.

You are Gulzarilal. You don't remember your name!

-He is your man. -Please don't leave me.

Amirchand.

Don't act smart.

We have your photo.

That's Kader Khan! Hello.

That's not me.

-That's Kader Khan's photo. -I see.

-Kader, get in the car. Come on. -Take him.

-Get in. Move it. -They're talking about us.

Gangsters nabbed my masters!

My God! What do I do now?

Sir!

-Sir! -What is it, Bhootnath?

My master and his friend Mr. Amirchand who came from Bombay

were abducted at gunpoint by some gangsters.

-Mr. Amirchand? -He is our father.

-Really? -Inspector.

It's a matter of our dad's life.

Please let us go.

You want me to let you go! Do you take me for a fool?

Inspector, we've played many pranks and lied many times.

But I swear, we are telling the truth today.

Amirchand is our father.

Please let us go.

They're telling the truth. They are Amirchand's sons.

-Really? -Yes.

First, they used their uncle to get married.

Now they're claiming Amirchand to be their father!

-I won't let you go. -Both of them are innocent.

Please let them go.

You're passing orders as if you are the commissioner!

Let them go, please!

-Shut up or I'll lock you up! -Sir.

Hail Lord Pashupatinath.

Let them go or I'll slit his throat!

Come here and unlock the door.

-Bhootnath, this isn't right. -Sir, I am a Gurkha.

I won't let an innocent man stay locked up

and the culprit to roam free! You go!

-You are great! -Terrific!

No comparison!

I can't hold him for long. Hurry!

Please hurry, sir!

Sonu, dad...

-Dad! -Dad!

-Sir! -This is a nuisance!

-Sir! -Will you stop bugging me?

I'm having a splitting headache!

-Not just you, me too. -I'm in the same situation.

If you hit their noses, you get Nagpur.

If you hit their ears, you get Kanpur.

If you managed to pierce their eyes, you get Andhra Pradesh!

I'll blow them all with one bullet, do I get to rule India?

Go ahead.

Why are you crying?

Are you scared of dying?

All of us have to die someday.

No, sir, I just can't imagine this!

If you managed to survive this,

you'd look terrible with an eye, an ear and your nose missing.

Are you making fun of me even while dying?

My mom always warned me against befriending you.

I didn't listen to her then so I'm paying the price for it.

I'm paying the price for my son's misdeeds.

I got confused between my sons and these mobsters

and now I'm paying the price.

Bloody thieves!

Cops are here!

-Cops? -Yeah.

What is the police doing here?

Cops.

-What's going on here? -Nothing.

Why have you opened a balloon shop here?

-What will tourists do? -It's not a balloon shop.

-Yes, a shoot is on. -A shoot is going on.

-Is it a movie shoot? -Hmm.

-Who are the actors? -Well...

-Who are they? Shall I catch them? -Hold on.

Monu, he looks like Anupam Kher.

Sonu, doesn't he look like a junior artist from Chennai?

Swami.

Doesn't he look like Kader Khan?

Monu, he looks like our father!

What?

Stupid! idiots! Donkey!

Only our father can abuse us like this!

I don't just look like your father, I am your father.

You are wasting time instead of rescuing us!

Forget about your father and think about your father-in-law!

I'm letting you marry my pretty daughters.

-Come on! -Shut up.

Who are these loonies? They're claiming we are related.

It just hit me that a shoot is going on here.

Hello.

You didn't pay him. How much did he ask for?

How much did you ask for? He didn't pay you, right?

-Two boxes. -Two boxes.

He heaped abuses on us...

Let the boss speak!

The fact is...

He isn't done yet. Let him finish.

Actually...

Let the boss speak. Who is the boss?

I am the boss.

-Actually... -What happened?

Let him finish!

-All right. -Telephone.

Who is the boss?

-Me. -Who's the boss?

When we...

-He won't stop hitting me. -Has he finished talking?

Well...

Cupboard...

-Who is the boss? -He...

What?

-What? -We can't speak because you're...

-Let the boss speak! -Right. We won't speak because...

-Now what? -Let him finish!

Why don't you let others speak?

I'll fire the first shot!

Do you remember how I used to shoot birds with a catapult?

Careful! You can't even lift the gun. I don't think you can fire it.

I'm handling a real gun for the first time and the credit goes to my sons.

I'll fire it first.

Sir, it's the climax. Take action and talk less.

Lift the gun, take the aim and fire.

Burst some balloons.

I got hit!

Bull's eye?

Bang on, sir!

This is wrong.

Who will wear the dog collar?

Me.

Who will run in the dog race at Brabourne Stadium?

Me! I'll also win the race!

-Who is a swine? -I am!

Our tradition dictates us to kill swines.

I'll shoot him now!

He already looks like a deflated tire. Why do you want to shoot him?

I fired a shot!

Who is it?

Well done!

Don't push me. Back off.

-Why are they running all over the place? -Forgive us, dad.

I was so sick of your charades.

But your charade has saved us today. Well done.

But it broke my sister's heart.

That's not their fault.

They went out of their way to win our girls over.

I'm glad my nieces have found men who love them so much.

Santo, the world hurts you,

but it never shares your grief.

Love doesn't fade away even if your beloved goes away.

-Did you hear that? -Santo, it's him.

-You... -Sonu, run!

Son-of-a-gun!

Don't feel shy

Reveal your feelings

Don't look around

Say I love you

Don't feel shy Reveal your feelings

Don't look around Say I love you

You'll repent

You'll die a spinster

You'll repent You'll die a spinster

Listen to what he says

Don't feel shy Reveal your feelings

Don't look around Say I love you

Move out of my way Let me get some fresh air

Move out of my way Let me get some fresh air

Shun all other worries from your heart

Don't feel shy Reveal your feelings

Don't look around Say I love you

She will give in someday

She will give in someday

She will give in someday

She will give in someday

She will give in someday

She will give in someday

My beloved