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Zindy, my darling,
I can't believe
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we're finally going
to meet in person.
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It won't be long, Johnny cakes.
My space bus gets in at 4:30.
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Just in time for the
all-you-can-stand buffet at Chizzler.
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See you soon.
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ALL: Ew!
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ZOIDBERG, what is that?
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That is the delightful
creature I have been
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video dating for
the past four years.
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Hit it with a stick!
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Tonight is
a dream come true,
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a real, live date in a
physical place that exists.
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I just have to go straighten up
in case we end up at my place.
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There. My home's all clean
except for one part, the inside.
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Aww. I'm sure it's fine by the
standards of a gross alien monster.
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(SCREAMS)
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Nope.
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Step aside, people.
I got bug bombs.
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Bender, wait. Won't the bugs just
run out and infest someplace else?
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Like, our building?
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Not my problem.
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Fire in the hole!
(CACKLING)
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(SCREAMING)
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(BABBLING INCOHERENTLY)
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(SIGHS)
(APPLAUSE)
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Amazing.
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You move like a young,
roach-infested Gene Kelly.
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Oh, my God. It's Randy!
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Damn right!
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And I'm organizing
a tap-dance contest
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for the Parks
and Rec Department.
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If you don't enter,
I'll just kill myself, okay?
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Okay.
No. Wait.
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Me? Lil' ol' Bender?
In a dance contest?
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It's a way for
the community to...
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At last, a chance to realize
my brand-new dream
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of being the greatest
tap dancer in all the world.
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Well, in a three-block radius.
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Of all time!
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(HUMMING)
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Greetings, merchant!
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I need something
beautiful and cheap
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for a lady who is
one of those things.
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The cheapest thing I have
is a bouquet of daisies for $6.
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Perfect! I'll take half
a bouquet of daisies for $3.
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(STRAINING)
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These flower shears
are so dull,
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and I'm already in debt to
every knife sharpener in town.
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Allow me.
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Oh! Thank you! That girlfriend
of yours is one lucky lady.
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I'm gonna snip
her off her feet!
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Zindy!
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You're even more beautiful
from a distance!
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Johnny cakes!
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(SNIFFS)
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Good God! What's that
horrible stench?
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Stench... Uh...
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It's probably this
stinky bus station maybe.
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Come. Let's go someplace well
ventilated and grow old together.
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(INHALES) Ah... Much better.
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(SNIFFS)
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(WRETCHES)
It's even worse!
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It's like Comic-Con
in a submarine!
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(SNIFFING)
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Oh, my God!
The smell's coming from you!
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What? That?
That's just my personal musk.
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You'll learn to love it.
I know I did.
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I'm sorry, ZOIDBERG.
I can't see you anymore.
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Something's come up.
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It's vomit!
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I'd like to return
these for a refund.
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Don't worry.
They're (SNIFFLES) unused.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
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I get so little business
I can't afford refunds.
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I don't know what's wrong
with this location.
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I understand. (SNIFFLING)
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Please don't cry. I can't stand
to see a living thing feel pain.
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You are a living thing.
Right?
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Uh-huh.
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Can I have a refund now?
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(LAUGHS MANIACALLY)
Ah!
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This here's a bayonet.
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It's some kind of
kooky half gun, half knife.
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Now empty out the register!
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And no bag, please.
I care about the environment.
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I have $3 in moldy pennies.
It's all yours.
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That's generous of you.
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Oh, no, you don't,
Mr. Big Jerk!
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I have nothing to live for,
so I don't mind telling you,
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those pennies are mine.
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Don't you get it?
I'm crazy!
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(LAUGHING MANIACALLY)
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Go ahead! I don't care
what happens anymore.
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Do it. Bash my head in.
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(COUGHS) Wha...
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What is that? Mustard gas?
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That ain't legal. Ain't you
heard of no Geneva Convention?
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(SCREAMING)
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(GASPS) That was amazing.
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Oh, you were
so brave and frugal.
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I'm sorry. Don't hit me.
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Ooh!
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I like the way you hit!
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But I don't get it.
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Most women I've met can't even
stand next to me without collapsing.
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What's wrong with those women?
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Well, some of them
didn't have legs.
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But it's not them. It's me.
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How do I put this delicately?
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I'm smellier than
a whorehouse's outhouse!
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That's terribly vivid.
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Doesn't matter to me though, I
was born with no sense of smell.
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Really?
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My name's Marianne.
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Hello, you!
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(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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I like your dumpster.
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Thank you. The previous tenant
was a very prominent raccoon.
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I remember.
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Too bad he got partially
run over by that steamroller.
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Can I kiss you?
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First, let me pinch myself o
make sure I'm not dreaming!
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Ouch!
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I forgot I was a giant crab!
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Welcome, fans!
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I'm Randy, coordinator of
this Tap-Dance-A-palooza.
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Whoo-hoo! Randy!
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After weeks of searching,
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I'm proud to introduce the
five people willing to participate.
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Tonya, Bender, Greg,
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some kind of blob monster,
and Petunia
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The extra clicking you'll
hear is gonna be my hip.
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FYI, this little lady
has a heart condition.
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She's always stealing them!
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Also, she has
a serious heart condition.
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I'm six years old, and tap
dancing is my favoritest thing,
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even if it's not
good for my pacemaker.
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ALL: Aww!
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(GASPS)
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(SOBBING)
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(WHISTLES) That is
one quality pacemaker.
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The rest of you might
as well give up now,
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'cause I'm gonna
take home the...
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Hey, what's my
grand prize gonna be?
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Oh, there is
no prize, Dorothy,
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unless you count
the satisfaction of winning.
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It will be mine!
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In conclusion,
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bullying in the workplace is
unacceptable and will not be tolerated.
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Out of my way, fatty!
I'm practicing. Whoa!
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(HUMMING)
ALL: Ow!
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Ta-dal
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Friends, I'd like you to
meet my new lady. Marianne.
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Whoa!
Hey!
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What's the catch?
She looks normal.
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She's not a hologram.
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Not a robo-slave.
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We give up.
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(GIGGLES)
You guys are weird.
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I have to go
open my flower stand
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before the falafel
guy takes my spot,
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but it was great to meet you.
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See you later, crab cakes.
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Dr. ZOIDBERG, she's great.
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She's the best thing
that ever happened to me.
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We had a wonderful night of
love-making in my dumpster.
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ALL: Ew!
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I hope she used protection.
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No offense, ZOIDBERG,
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but how is she not driven to
madness by your mind-altering stench?
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Because, my friends,
she has no sense of smell.
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That explains it.
I get it.
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For the first time in
my life, I'm truly happy.
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It's just too bad for her
there's no cure, I assume.
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Oh, but there is!
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A skilled surgeon could
perform a nose transplant.
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Ah! You're right!
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And I, as a renowned ear,
nose, and blowhole doctor,
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could do the operation!
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Are you nuts? If she could
smell, she'd smell you!
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Your relationship
would be over
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faster than you can say...
(WRETCHES)
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Listen to Orange Joe.
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You must never let the girl
know of this wonderful surgery.
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Oh, I don't know. It doesn't
seem fair to Marianne.
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But on the other claw,
maybe I can't live without her.
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So, you're right.
I can never tell her.
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You're doing
the right thing.
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Today, the competition begins.
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Over the course of the summer,
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we'll be eliminating
one contestant each week,
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and by "we" I mean "me".
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Deal with it, you babies!
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Let the battle begin!
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(BUZZER SOUNDS)
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(SNIFFS)
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(BUZZER SOUNDS)
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(SNIFFS)
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(BUZZER SOUNDS)
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Okay. Before those
Pilates Nazis
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come goose-stepping
in and take the room,
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here are the finalists
for next week's championship.
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Bender and Tonya!
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I just wanna have fun because
dancing is fun, and I like dancing.
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ALL: Aww!
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I'm gonna kick
your ass, little girl.
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(ALL GASP)
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For you, my lovely rugelach.
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Thank you.
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It's Gardenia imperialis.
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You can brew it into a tea if
you like severe stomach cramps.
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Such a smart one! You
know everything about flowers.
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(SIGHS) Everything
but how they smell.
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Please.
Describe it to me.
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(SNIFFS) Uh...
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It's like summer, with a
dab of vanilla and honey,
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or maybe winter
with some gravy on it.
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(SIGHS) I'd give anything to
be able to smell a flower like that.
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Marianne, my love,
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I've never known anyone
who wanted to smell so badly,
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and there's
a way maybe you can.
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Really? How?
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We have in the doctor world
something called a nose transplant.
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I can give you a surgery.
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And when it's done, you'll
be able to smell everything.
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Oh, ZOIDBERG! I want the
biggest nose you can find!
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Dude, you made the finals.
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Congrats! You've
accomplished s0 much more
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than most of us
would bother to.
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Yeah, but I'm not done yet.
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I got a full-proof plan to make
sure I go home the champ!
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You're gonna put
sequins on your hat?
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(SCOFFS) See that locker?
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Tonya keeps her
tap shoes in there.
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So right before she dances, I'll
sneak in and put rusty tacks in them.
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(CACKLES)
(GASPS)
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The harder she dances,
the more she bleeds.
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Seems like a solid plan.
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What? It's the most
horrifying thing I've ever heard!
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That's true.
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Well, it gets worse.
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Once Tonya drops
out due to blood loss,
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I kidnap her parents
and make them watch
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while I cut off her hair
with these hedge clippers.
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Don't you lay
a hand on that angel!
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Angel? I've looked into
her eyes and seen her soul!
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She's a monster.
249
00:13:28,390 --> 00:13:29,433
You're insane.
250
00:13:29,516 --> 00:13:31,143
Come on, Fry. Let's go.
251
00:13:31,226 --> 00:13:33,061
Okay. See ya, Bender.
252
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,276
(YELLS IN FRIGHT)
253
00:13:39,359 --> 00:13:42,529
The championship's
mine, robot.
254
00:13:43,655 --> 00:13:44,740
(GRUNTS)
255
00:13:48,577 --> 00:13:50,162
Why?
256
00:13:50,245 --> 00:13:52,247
Why?
257
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:56,418
What did I not do
yet to deserve this?
258
00:14:05,093 --> 00:14:06,178
(SIGHS)
259
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:07,387
Aww.
260
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:10,515
I think it's noble of you
to give Marianne a new nose.
261
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:14,686
Yeah. She'll be forever
grateful from somewhere upwind.
262
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:18,023
True. Our relationship will
end once she smells my odor.
263
00:14:18,106 --> 00:14:20,067
But you know what
would really stink?
264
00:14:20,150 --> 00:14:21,943
If Marianne
spent her whole life
265
00:14:22,027 --> 00:14:25,405
never knowing the beautiful
scent of her own flowers.
266
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:28,617
(GROANING)
Dr. ZOIDBERG, help!
267
00:14:28,825 --> 00:14:30,994
Bender? What happened
to your leg tube?
268
00:14:31,078 --> 00:14:33,038
I got beat up
by a little girl.
269
00:14:33,121 --> 00:14:37,125
Please. Fix my knee, so I can get
revenge at the tap-dance championship!
270
00:14:37,209 --> 00:14:39,086
I don't have time
for this, robot.
271
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:42,047
Here, patch yourself up with
this medicinal wacky pack.
272
00:14:43,006 --> 00:14:44,049
(MUTTERING ANGRILY)
273
00:14:44,174 --> 00:14:45,217
(SIREN WAILING)
274
00:14:45,300 --> 00:14:46,927
(GASPS) It's time!
275
00:14:52,849 --> 00:14:54,184
I got a donor nose!
276
00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:56,478
There was an accident
at the fencing academy.
277
00:14:57,229 --> 00:14:58,438
Touché.
278
00:15:03,652 --> 00:15:06,363
It'll all be
over soon, my love.
279
00:15:06,446 --> 00:15:10,158
May I have (SNIFFLES)
one last kiss?
280
00:15:10,242 --> 00:15:12,369
Oh, there'll be lots more.
281
00:15:13,995 --> 00:15:17,499
Yes. Lots. (SOBBING)
282
00:15:19,334 --> 00:15:21,878
Nurse Amy, the anesthesia.
283
00:15:27,467 --> 00:15:29,344
Smell you later.
284
00:15:30,512 --> 00:15:31,763
She's out.
285
00:15:31,847 --> 00:15:35,350
Then let's begin
this delicate procedure.
286
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:44,985
Okay, dance maniacs. Let's
have a big hand for our finalists,
287
00:15:45,068 --> 00:15:48,321
cute, little Tonya and mean,
old what's-his-name.
288
00:15:50,198 --> 00:15:52,701
Break a leg, Bender. Oops!
289
00:15:52,784 --> 00:15:54,911
Looks like you already did.
290
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:57,414
You are an evil,
heartless troll,
291
00:15:57,539 --> 00:16:00,041
so, actually,
we have a lot in common.
292
00:16:00,208 --> 00:16:03,211
In another life,
we could've been friends.
293
00:16:03,295 --> 00:16:05,464
No chance, garbage-can face.
294
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:06,965
(SPUTTERING IN PROTEST)
295
00:16:07,507 --> 00:16:08,508
Brace yourselves,
296
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:09,718
'cause we're
gonna try something
297
00:16:09,801 --> 00:16:12,053
you would never see
in mainstream tap,
298
00:16:12,345 --> 00:16:14,890
a simultaneous,
head-to-head tap-off.
299
00:16:15,015 --> 00:16:16,433
(CROWD GASPING)
What...
300
00:16:16,516 --> 00:16:18,435
Oh! Scandalous!
301
00:16:18,518 --> 00:16:21,813
It's time for some
fancy-shmancy dancy.
302
00:16:21,897 --> 00:16:23,482
Hit it, me!
303
00:16:23,690 --> 00:16:25,442
(RAGTIME MUSIC PLAYING)
304
00:16:37,078 --> 00:16:38,747
(MONITOR BEEPING)
305
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:45,420
(MUSIC CONTINUES)
306
00:16:52,886 --> 00:16:53,887
Ow!
307
00:16:54,095 --> 00:16:55,555
Ow! Bender.
308
00:16:55,972 --> 00:16:57,599
(CACKLING)
309
00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:58,767
(GASPS)
310
00:16:59,017 --> 00:17:00,644
(BENDER LAUGHING)
311
00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:05,190
Oh, look at him dance!
He don't care.
312
00:17:05,273 --> 00:17:07,234
Try this, peg-leg.
313
00:17:08,276 --> 00:17:09,361
No sweat!
314
00:17:10,820 --> 00:17:12,948
(SCREAMING)
315
00:17:15,075 --> 00:17:16,076
(GROANS)
316
00:17:17,869 --> 00:17:21,206
Time's up, kittens. The judge
has conferred and the vote is in.
317
00:17:21,289 --> 00:17:22,874
I pick her.
(APPLAUSE)
318
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:23,959
(GRUNTS)
319
00:17:24,167 --> 00:17:26,169
Thanks, Mr. Nice Man.
320
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:30,257
You know, the doctors say my
heart doesn't work very good,
321
00:17:30,340 --> 00:17:32,133
but it feels good today,
322
00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:36,263
'cause I got to dance
and make people happy.
323
00:17:36,471 --> 00:17:37,472
(SNIFFLES)
324
00:17:38,390 --> 00:17:40,600
I never knew I could
hate this much!
325
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:43,395
Bender! She's a
sweet little girl.
326
00:17:43,478 --> 00:17:44,646
She's a pig!
327
00:17:44,729 --> 00:17:46,940
I'm gonna tap-dance
on her grave some day!
328
00:17:47,023 --> 00:17:48,024
Oh!
329
00:17:48,483 --> 00:17:52,779
This is the best-estest day
of my whole... (GROANS)
330
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,408
Oh, my God, people!
She's having a heart attack!
331
00:17:56,491 --> 00:17:57,826
A cute little heart attack!
332
00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:59,327
(ALL GASPING)
333
00:18:00,078 --> 00:18:03,123
I'm a doctor,
and, yes, they're real.
334
00:18:03,206 --> 00:18:04,291
(DEFIBRILLATOR WHINING)
335
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,500
Clear!
336
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:09,879
(LAUGHING)
337
00:18:16,011 --> 00:18:18,388
How... How did it go?
338
00:18:18,471 --> 00:18:20,223
Just perfect.
339
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:24,311
This time, you can describe
their beautiful aroma to me.
340
00:18:24,894 --> 00:18:26,479
(SNIFFS) On!
341
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:29,065
What is that horrible stench?
342
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:31,860
I don't know how to
tell you this, but...
343
00:18:31,943 --> 00:18:33,862
It's these flowers! Ew!
344
00:18:34,529 --> 00:18:36,197
It's not the flowers.
It's...
345
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:37,282
(SNIFFS)
346
00:18:37,365 --> 00:18:39,534
Ah! Much better.
347
00:18:39,951 --> 00:18:42,621
You smell just like
I dreamed you would.
348
00:18:42,704 --> 00:18:46,458
(STAMMERING) But most people
think I smell like a burning zoo!
349
00:18:46,541 --> 00:18:49,002
I never learned a good smell
from a bad smell,
350
00:18:49,085 --> 00:18:51,296
but I like the way you smell,
351
00:18:51,379 --> 00:18:53,048
because I like you.
352
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:55,842
BOTH: Mmm...
353
00:19:00,639 --> 00:19:03,767
It's so beautiful!
354
00:19:04,517 --> 00:19:06,311
(HEART MONITOR FLAT-LINING)
355
00:19:07,103 --> 00:19:09,773
I'm sorry. She's gone.
356
00:19:15,236 --> 00:19:16,529
(SOBBING)
357
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:17,822
Whoo-hoo!
358
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,908
In your dead face,
little girl!
359
00:19:19,991 --> 00:19:22,494
I'm not even gonna wait
to dance on your grave.
360
00:19:22,577 --> 00:19:25,246
I'm gonna dance on
your corpse right now.
361
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,706
(SCATTING)
362
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:27,916
Oh, my God!
363
00:19:27,999 --> 00:19:29,876
No, Bender.
What're you doing? No!
364
00:19:29,959 --> 00:19:31,503
LEELA: Bender, stop!
365
00:19:33,088 --> 00:19:34,923
The robot has to go!
366
00:19:35,382 --> 00:19:37,175
(HEART MONITOR BEEPING)
367
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:39,552
Huh? What's that?
368
00:19:44,891 --> 00:19:46,309
I took a nap pie!
369
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,687
I don't believe it.
She's alive!
370
00:19:48,812 --> 00:19:52,190
Bender's rhythmic chest
compressions restarted her heart.
371
00:19:52,273 --> 00:19:53,942
He's a big ol' hero!
372
00:19:54,025 --> 00:19:55,443
Hooray!
373
00:19:55,527 --> 00:19:59,030
(STAMMERING) I didn't...
No, I was trying... Hey. Wait.
374
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:00,115
Come on. What...
375
00:20:05,036 --> 00:20:08,665
Just 'cause you saved my life doesn't
mean I won't beat you down again.
376
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:11,292
Man, you are
irredeemably evil.
377
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:13,962
Together,
we shall rule the galaxy!
378
00:20:16,631 --> 00:20:19,467
Aww, what an adorable,
little ka jigger.
379
00:20:21,469 --> 00:20:22,887
Now!
(GRUNTS)
380
00:20:23,012 --> 00:20:24,472
(BOTH CACKLING)
381
00:20:29,894 --> 00:20:30,895
Ah...
382
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:34,649
Nothing like the first cup of
dumpster juice in the morning.
383
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:35,734
(CRASHING)
384
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:39,279
Marianne?
385
00:20:39,362 --> 00:20:40,405
Yes.
386
00:20:40,488 --> 00:20:42,741
Listen, I've got a new job,
387
00:20:42,824 --> 00:20:46,369
and, well, I'm going
to have to dump you.
388
00:20:46,453 --> 00:20:47,829
I'd like that!
389
00:21:03,219 --> 00:21:04,220
(GRUNTS)
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