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(HUMMING)
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Are you about to
brush your teeth?
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Yeah. Why? No reason. (GIGGLES)
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(LAUGHS LOUDLY)
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What's so funny?
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Nothing.
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Wait a minute.
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Have you been using my
toothbrush to polish your ass again?
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What? Me, Bender the robot?
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There's metal
flakes on it.
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And they look
like ass flakes.
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How dare you
accuse me!
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I would never do something
like that to a friend...
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Every single night
while he's sleeping.
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(MECHANICAL WHIRRING)
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Who sent you? Why
are you dressed like Fry?
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"Cause I'm Fry.
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Oh, Fry, you old paranoid
kook. What can I get you?
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A hidden camera
for my bathroom.
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I suspect a certain robot of
unauthorized butt brushing.
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Got ya.
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What you need is one of
these holographic minicams.
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Films in every
direction at once
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and stores the video on a
remote 15-inch floppy disk.
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I'll take it!
Excellent.
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Let me just wrap
that up for you.
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Who said that?
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(SNICKERS)
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(GASPS)
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You ate my lunch again,
you tainted oyster!
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That's a lie!
I brought my own lunch today.
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(YELLING)
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(GROANS) Amy, quit using my
punching bag for golf ball target practice.
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It's all lumpy.
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It wasn't me.
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And anyway, you're
the one who's been using
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my golf clubs to pound
dents out of the ship.
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I didn't bend
your golf club.
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And the next time I don't
bend it, it'll be over your head.
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All right, people...
And other things.
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We got some big
deliveries coming up, so...
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Your attention, please.
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I'm sure you're all wondering
why I gathered you here today.
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We gather here every day.
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I hereby,
in front of all of you,
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accuse Bender of polishing
his ass with my toothbrush.
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(GASPS) Lies!
He's just jealous
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that my ass is
shinier than his teeth.
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(SCOFFS) We'll find out
who's lying, my friend.
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Because I planted a spy
camera in our apartment!
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Let's just see what you were up
to last night while I was asleep.
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Yes, let's do see.
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Okay, get ready.
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Keep watching.
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Let me fast forward a little.
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(FAST FORWARDING)
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Huh!
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Well, sorry, Bender.
I guess I owe you an...
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Hey, wait! What's going on
through that doorway?
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Let's go, Doc,
chop him up.
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I got a rich customer
needs that kidney, stat.
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There, see? I didn't
use your toothbrush.
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You stole my kidney!
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Don't try to
change the subject.
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Enough, you two.
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It just so happens that I
also planted a spy camera
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to catch Amy
using my punching bag.
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(FLY BUZZING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Yet still,
I feel empty inside.
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(GROANING)
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That's the most uncomfortable
sleeping bag I ever slept in.
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You were living
in my punching bag?
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If you call
that living.
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You bent my golf club?
Yep.
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And yet, what did it solve?
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What did the violence solve?
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Enough of this foolishness!
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Amazingly, I, too,
set up a spy camera
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to catch ZOIDBERG
stealing my lunch.
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Yeah, I'll keep
the kidney cool, no problem.
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(CHUCKLING)
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(ALL REACTING WITH DISGUST)
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You ate my kidney?
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I thought it was one of
Hermes' exotic lunches!
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You can't eat my exotic lunch!
That's a serious offense, woman!
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She ate my kidney!
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I'm sorry.
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I just get really
hungry around 11:30.
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That's not an excuse. It's just
an explanation of what happened.
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(GROANING)
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I don't feel well.
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I'm beginning to think my kidney
transplant was a total rip-off.
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Let's take a look-see.
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My Manwich!
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No wonder my urine
smells like a meal.
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(ARGUING)
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Enough, you babbling boobs!
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How can this company function
when no one trusts each other?
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Something must be done.
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But first I have to see a man
about some ground beef.
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(GROANING)
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Look what you made me do.
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We're going on a corporate
team-building retreat.
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What?
Oh, man!
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No!
Come on!
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(UPBEAT INTRO MUSIC PLAYS)
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Hello, Planet Express!
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I'm Dan McMasters, and
I'll be your retreat leader
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for a week of fun
and personal empowerment.
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I hope you're happy!
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Who are you?
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Jackie Jr., ma'am.
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Jackie Jr.'s
my apprentice.
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I figure if he's gonna work here, he
might as well get to know the team.
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Who's she?
I don't know.
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So I hear we've been having
some trust issues, huh?
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Well, for the next week,
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we'll be doing
hundreds of trust falls
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from every possible height
and level of gravity.
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Or we could
not do that.
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At the start of every retreat,
I like to demonstrate
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the power of trust by finding a
perfect stranger to be my assistant.
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Leela, do me a solid and pick up
the next space hitchhiker you see.
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You going to Andromeda
or thereabouts?
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No, sir, but how would you like to be
part of an exciting business retreat?
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Hmm. Just don't drop me off on
an asteroid like the last guy did.
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Okay, team, if I can
trust a total stranger,
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you can sure as heck
trust your own coworkers.
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In fact, I'm gonna make
the first trust fall of the week,
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backwards into the waiting
arms of my new assistant.
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Just stand here like so.
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Good. I'll fall backwards,
and you catch me.
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I trust you...
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(SNARLING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(BELCHES)
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(PANICKED CLAMORING)
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Where'd it go?
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I thought we installed
alien-proof air vents!
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It's on my list.
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(SHIP POWERING DOWN)
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What's happening?
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The ship's lost power!
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Oh, my, adrift in deepest space
with a vicious alien killer aboard!
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Any one of us
could be next.
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Fry, Bender,
Jackie Jr., Leela...
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(SNARLING)
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That took longer
than I expected.
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Quick,
into the ship's panic room!
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I didn't know we
had a panic room.
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Me, neither. It really could have
come in handy, like, 50 times.
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We'll be safe in here.
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The walls are impregnable,
and we have enough food
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and board games to
survive for weeks.
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We'll be dead
within an hour.
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All life support has
shut down! (BEEPING)
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So you're all gonna die?
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Then who'll ghost-write
my autobiography?
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Now hold on. There may
be a slim chance of survival.
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We'll have to split
into three teams.
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Hermes and ZOIDBERG
will crawl through the air vents
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and restart
the life support fan.
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Amy and Leela will
retrieve the steering wheel
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SO we can steer
the ship from here.
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And Fry and Bender, you'll
spacewalk onto the hull
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and relight the pilot
light on the engine.
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Oh, man, why do I have
to team up with him?
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And me with her?
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And I with it?
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(SHUSHING)
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There's no time to lose.
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Just be careful. The
creature could be anywhere...
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Except in
this room.
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(MULTIPLE LOCKS CLICKING)
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(BEEPING)
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The name of the game
is Candy land.
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You go first. I don't want you
locking me out there like HAL.
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Still don't trust me, huh?
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Well, you can take
your lack of trust
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and jam it in
your kidney hole.
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The only person
I trust is myself.
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Help! I forgot
my magnetic shoes!
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(SIGHS)
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(GRUNTS)
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Just stay out
of my way, boy.
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(GAS HISSING)
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There. Who needs teamwork
when you got Bender?
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(SCREAMS)
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa !!
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00:10:22,246 --> 00:10:25,290
Help! My gyroscope melted!
I'm out of control!
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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If the creature kills me,
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I just hope it doesn't
make me into a sandwich
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and leave it in the fridge where
some craw-fish can get at it.
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For the last time, Hermes,
I didn't steal your lunch.
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It was Leela.
She beat me to it.
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(BEEPING) Put a
squid in it. We're here.
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Oil There's the problem.
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00:10:49,731 --> 00:10:52,442
Jackie Jr.'s skull is
blocking the doodad.
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Hooray! Everything's fine!
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(BEEPS)
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HERMES: Something's coming!
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No, no.
(BOTH WHIMPERING)
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00:11:08,417 --> 00:11:09,918
(BOTH SCREAMING)
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00:11:12,296 --> 00:11:13,755
(SQUEAKING)
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00:11:14,923 --> 00:11:16,758
Oh, it's just a chinchilla.
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00:11:17,092 --> 00:11:18,927
What a cute little...
(SNARLS)
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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00:11:22,598 --> 00:11:24,099
Help! I'm stuck!
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Don't panic!
We'll be okay.
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(BEEPING)
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Addendum.
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The monster won't even know
the ship has a basement.
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00:11:36,069 --> 00:11:39,615
Unless you posted it on Facebook,
like the last secret I told you.
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I didn't know
that was a secret.
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00:11:41,366 --> 00:11:44,494
Lots of people wear a
jockstrap thinking it's a thong.
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(SQUELCHING)
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00:11:45,954 --> 00:11:47,539
What was that?
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(SNARLS)
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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(LEELA GRUNTING)
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Amy, run!
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Quit telling me what to do.
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(GRUNTS)
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(ALIEN GROANING)
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Now will you run?
Okay.
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Do something, Fry!
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(GASPING)
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Not that. Stop dying
and fix my gyroscope.
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FRY: I don't even know
what a gyroscope is.
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Wait, I have an idea.
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BENDER: Hey, what are
you doing? Cut that out.
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Hey, you got me under control.
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FRY: Fry and Bender!
A winning combination.
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BENDER: Let's call
ourselves Frender.
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BOTH: (SINGING)
Frender, Frender, Frender
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Frender, Frender,
Frender...
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(BOTH PANTING)
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I got the steering wheel.
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00:12:50,018 --> 00:12:51,311
(BOTH WHOOPING)
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Leela and Amy!
A winning combination.
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Yay, Lamey!
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The creature!
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(GROANING)
(BEEPING)
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00:13:07,703 --> 00:13:08,870
(SCREAMS)
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It's attacking me!
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00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:12,082
(GRUNTING)
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This is a job
for Hermberg.
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00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:18,797
You fend off the creature
with kicks and farts
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00:13:18,880 --> 00:13:21,717
while I un-stick you
with my slippery ink.
252
00:13:22,801 --> 00:13:24,469
(YELPING)
253
00:13:26,221 --> 00:13:27,264
Hermes?
254
00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,016
We thought you
were the creature.
255
00:13:29,099 --> 00:13:30,976
And we thought you
were the creature.
256
00:13:31,226 --> 00:13:32,728
(ALL LAUGHING)
257
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,147
FRY AND BENDER:
We made it, too.
258
00:13:37,065 --> 00:13:39,568
But my gyroscope's
permanently busted.
259
00:13:39,651 --> 00:13:43,405
I guess I'll be dizzy and
uncoordinated for the rest of my...
260
00:13:44,823 --> 00:13:47,743
Yeah, it's fixed!
My coordination's back, baby.
261
00:13:47,826 --> 00:13:49,369
Yeah. (WHOOPING)
262
00:13:51,079 --> 00:13:52,581
(GROWLING SOFTLY)
263
00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,421
(ALL PANTING)
264
00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,343
I've got navigation.
265
00:14:04,426 --> 00:14:05,927
We're on our way home.
266
00:14:06,053 --> 00:14:07,512
(ALL CHEERING)
267
00:14:08,347 --> 00:14:12,351
It just shows how everything is
possible when you work together.
268
00:14:12,434 --> 00:14:16,021
Speaking of which, I have
a surprise announcement.
269
00:14:16,104 --> 00:14:17,898
There never
was a creature.
270
00:14:17,981 --> 00:14:19,816
Surprise.
271
00:14:19,941 --> 00:14:22,069
(ALL SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
272
00:14:22,778 --> 00:14:25,822
The whole adventure was
just a training exercise
273
00:14:25,906 --> 00:14:28,909
to teach you the value
of teamwork. (CHUCKLING)
274
00:14:30,077 --> 00:14:33,038
Hmm. I should be mad,
but it worked pretty well.
275
00:14:33,121 --> 00:14:35,040
You were really brave, Leela.
276
00:14:35,123 --> 00:14:38,752
And you seriously nailed
that thing with your golf shot.
277
00:14:38,877 --> 00:14:41,254
Fry, you saved
my ass out there.
278
00:14:41,338 --> 00:14:44,841
Aw! I couldn't let anything
happen to something that shiny.
279
00:14:44,966 --> 00:14:48,095
And, Dr. ZOIDBERG,
it was your quick thinking...
280
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:52,682
Yup.
281
00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:00,482
(SOFT SNARLING)
282
00:15:04,569 --> 00:15:06,238
(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)
283
00:15:06,988 --> 00:15:08,740
Bad news, everyone.
284
00:15:08,824 --> 00:15:10,617
The creature is
a shape-shifter.
285
00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:12,661
It knocked me out
and took my form
286
00:15:12,744 --> 00:15:15,163
so it could prey
on poor Hermes.
287
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:18,875
I weren't fooled. The real
professor wouldn't never...
288
00:15:20,710 --> 00:15:21,837
Dern.
289
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:24,548
(ALL WHIMPERING)
290
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:29,511
Bad news, everyone.
291
00:15:29,594 --> 00:15:31,388
The creature is
a shape-shifter.
292
00:15:31,471 --> 00:15:33,557
It knocked me out
and took my form
293
00:15:33,640 --> 00:15:36,685
so it could prey on
poor Hermes and Scruffy.
294
00:15:36,768 --> 00:15:38,437
Nice try, buddy.
295
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,230
We're not buying it this time.
296
00:15:40,313 --> 00:15:43,400
But I'm the real professor.
I can prove it.
297
00:15:43,483 --> 00:15:47,028
If you'll step up real close
to my microscope here,
298
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,906
I'll show you that
my DNA is completely...
299
00:15:50,031 --> 00:15:51,241
(SNARLS)
300
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:54,077
Is it safe to come...
(SCREAMS)
301
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:57,664
(ALL SCREAMING)
302
00:16:02,377 --> 00:16:05,088
It's time we solved this
problem the old-fashioned way.
303
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,548
By shooting it.
304
00:16:06,673 --> 00:16:09,551
Wait, wait, wait, wait,
you can't give everybody guns.
305
00:16:09,634 --> 00:16:11,678
What if one of us
is the creature?
306
00:16:11,761 --> 00:16:13,054
It could be any of us.
307
00:16:13,138 --> 00:16:14,139
Fry.
308
00:16:14,222 --> 00:16:15,307
Leela.
309
00:16:15,390 --> 00:16:16,349
Amy.
310
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:17,517
ZOIDBERG.
311
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:18,894
ZOIDBERG.
312
00:16:19,227 --> 00:16:20,896
(ALL WHIMPERING)
313
00:16:22,230 --> 00:16:24,441
One of us must be
the bad creature.
314
00:16:24,524 --> 00:16:25,859
Is it me maybe?
315
00:16:25,942 --> 00:16:27,277
Aw!
(GROWLS)
316
00:16:31,573 --> 00:16:33,241
(PANTING)
317
00:16:34,701 --> 00:16:36,369
Quick, in here.
318
00:16:38,455 --> 00:16:40,582
We're the only ones left
who can trust each other.
319
00:16:40,665 --> 00:16:43,752
I know you well enough that
no creature could ever fool me.
320
00:16:43,835 --> 00:16:45,504
No matter how much
it looked like you.
321
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:48,256
Leela, I'm honored,
but for your own safety,
322
00:16:48,340 --> 00:16:50,467
you shouldn't trust anyone,
not even me.
323
00:16:50,550 --> 00:16:52,594
But I'm just so scared.
324
00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:54,054
Kiss me.
325
00:16:58,725 --> 00:17:00,852
Easy, easy,
you're biting my lip.
326
00:17:00,977 --> 00:17:02,229
Sorry.
327
00:17:03,271 --> 00:17:04,564
Ow! Ow! Ow!
328
00:17:05,315 --> 00:17:08,193
Wait a second,
I know what's going on here.
329
00:17:08,276 --> 00:17:09,861
I'm the monster.
330
00:17:16,201 --> 00:17:17,202
(PANTING)
331
00:17:17,285 --> 00:17:19,204
The creature was
right behind me.
332
00:17:19,287 --> 00:17:20,622
I don't know
where it went.
333
00:17:20,872 --> 00:17:24,167
Just leave me alone.
I'm really, really scared.
334
00:17:25,126 --> 00:17:26,211
Bender?
335
00:17:26,294 --> 00:17:27,462
What?
336
00:17:27,546 --> 00:17:28,630
Where'd you get those ears?
337
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:30,674
I've always had ears.
338
00:17:30,757 --> 00:17:32,008
No, you haven't.
339
00:17:32,092 --> 00:17:36,471
All right, fine, you got me. I can't
keep track of every little detail.
340
00:17:45,647 --> 00:17:47,148
(BOTH SCREAMING)
341
00:17:47,732 --> 00:17:50,068
Okay, to see if
you're the real Bender,
342
00:17:50,151 --> 00:17:52,153
I'm gonna ask you something
only he would know.
343
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:54,906
On your last birthday,
what gift did I get you?
344
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,033
I don't remember.
Me neither.
345
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,660
Okay, I'll ask you one.
346
00:17:58,743 --> 00:18:01,913
What's the square
root of 2,345.47
347
00:18:01,997 --> 00:18:03,832
That's not something
I would know.
348
00:18:03,915 --> 00:18:05,333
Oh, yeah.
Your turn.
349
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:07,919
Um, what color is my shirt?
350
00:18:08,003 --> 00:18:11,172
If I were the creature, I could
just look at your shirt, dum-dum.
351
00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:12,257
Good point.
352
00:18:12,340 --> 00:18:13,842
Oh, never mind this.
353
00:18:13,925 --> 00:18:16,595
In case I'm about to die,
I just want you to know
354
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:19,306
that I did polish my ass
with your toothbrush.
355
00:18:19,514 --> 00:18:21,266
Thanks for telling me, buddy.
356
00:18:21,349 --> 00:18:24,769
And to be honest, I am
jealous of how shiny your ass is,
357
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:28,273
and sometimes at night,
I unpolish it with sandpaper.
358
00:18:29,149 --> 00:18:31,318
Oh, I trust you.
359
00:18:31,401 --> 00:18:33,028
I trust you, too.
360
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:35,488
Congratulations.
(BOTH YELP)
361
00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:38,908
You two have really
learned the power of trust.
362
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:40,910
Get away from us,
you monster.
363
00:18:40,994 --> 00:18:44,331
(LAUGHS) Don't worry.
There isn't really a monster.
364
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,124
And no one
really got eaten.
365
00:18:46,207 --> 00:18:49,628
The whole thing was just part
of our team-building experience.
366
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,713
And you two
did terrific.
367
00:18:51,880 --> 00:18:53,757
(STAMMERING) But
what about that hitchhiker?
368
00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,925
You mean my partner,
Blorgulax?
369
00:18:56,009 --> 00:18:58,178
He does make
a convincing hitchhiker.
370
00:18:58,261 --> 00:19:00,096
But he majored in
business at Princeton.
371
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,890
But we saw him
change shape.
372
00:19:01,973 --> 00:19:03,975
Yes, he is
a shape-shifter.
373
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:07,479
But he uses his shape-shifting
for team-building, not evil.
374
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:09,064
He pretends to
eat some people.
375
00:19:09,147 --> 00:19:10,523
The others have
to work together.
376
00:19:10,607 --> 00:19:12,150
We hand out a few tote bags.
377
00:19:12,233 --> 00:19:15,737
And boom! 4% increase
in productivity, minimum.
378
00:19:15,820 --> 00:19:17,447
So no one's dead?
379
00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:19,407
Of course not.
All your friends
380
00:19:19,491 --> 00:19:21,910
are on the bridge
having a pizza party.
381
00:19:22,118 --> 00:19:24,788
So come on, put the
guns down and join us.
382
00:19:38,009 --> 00:19:39,719
(BOTH SIGH WITH RELIEF)
383
00:19:40,679 --> 00:19:42,305
I think it moved.
384
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,353
BOTH: Phew!
385
00:19:49,896 --> 00:19:51,940
Hey guys, are you coming
to the party or not?
386
00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:54,734
Where's McMasters?
387
00:19:54,818 --> 00:19:56,945
He turned out to be
such a nice guy, didn't he?
388
00:19:57,028 --> 00:20:00,365
Totally, we should go on a
retreat like this every year.
389
00:20:00,448 --> 00:20:02,450
AMY: Yeah!
(ALL TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
390
00:20:02,951 --> 00:20:04,327
HERMES: Every year!
391
00:20:09,999 --> 00:20:13,920
In other news, celebrated
business consultant Dan McMasters
392
00:20:14,003 --> 00:20:16,131
was last seen
two weeks ago.
393
00:20:16,214 --> 00:20:19,426
And authorities are now calling
his disappearance a homicide.
394
00:20:20,343 --> 00:20:22,721
We can't ever tell anyone
what really happened.
395
00:20:22,804 --> 00:20:24,848
Never ever!
I can trust you, right?
396
00:20:24,931 --> 00:20:28,476
100% till the end of time.
Can I trust you?
397
00:20:28,643 --> 00:20:31,813
My lips couldn't be more
sealed, even if I had lips.
398
00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:35,567
Police have no leads, but
are offering a $1 million reward
399
00:20:35,650 --> 00:20:38,987
for information leading
to the arrest of the killer.
400
00:20:39,779 --> 00:20:41,614
In the event there
are two killers,
401
00:20:41,698 --> 00:20:44,492
police are offering
an unusual deal...
402
00:20:44,576 --> 00:20:47,120
Total immunity for the one
who turns in the other,
403
00:20:47,203 --> 00:20:50,165
plus a double reward
of $2 million.
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