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(DOOR OPENS)
Hey, guys.
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Remember Carlos, the elderly
one-legged cowboy who lives next door?
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I beat him up
and took his hat!
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It's really nice. I hope
he's not hurt too bad.
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Come on! Let's go
to a redneck bar.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Yes!
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(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
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What?
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It's called line dancing,
Professor.
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It's fun because there's
no touching and lots of rules.
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Hey, look,
a mechanical Buggalo!
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Out of my way, losers!
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I have a way with bucking
mechanical things. Yep.
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Hey, baby. I'm Bender.
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(FEEDBACK SCREECHES)
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(WHOOPS)
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Gather 'round, yokel wannabes!
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This here city slicker's
about to get his nuts bolted!
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Oh, yeah? If I don't set a new
club record, I'll eat my hat.
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(BELL CLANGS)
(BUZZER)
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0.4 seconds! A new club
record for shortest ride.
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Told you! Yee-haw!
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Still, someone should
eat the hat.
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(BELL CLANGS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(YELLING)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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(BELL CLANGS)
(YELLS)
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Oh, my.
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(BELL CLANGS)
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(YELLING)
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(SIGHS)
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(SCREAMS)
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(BELL CLANGS)
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(CHUCKLES)
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(GRUNTING)
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(SCREAMS)
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Something's wrong!
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Turn it off before she barfs
up her bucket of hot wings!
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(YELLING)
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It's not responding!
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Command Center,
override! Override!
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(BEEPING)
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Oh, no.
It's achieved consciousness!
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God forgive us
for creating this.
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Make it stop!
Oh, God, please make it stop!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Look out,
little drunk Sheila!
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(WHIMPERS)
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(THUDDING)
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(BUZZER)
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48.3 seconds!
We got us a winner!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Oh, thank God you're all right
and won us a free steak dinner.
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Why didn't you let go?
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My hand is stuck! There
must be glue on the saddle!
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(STRAINING)
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Relax. Let maybe
a doctor take a look.
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Ah, just as I had no idea. You're
breaking out in suction cups.
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(WHIRRING)
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Ew! Why is that happening?
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And will I have to die
listening to country music?
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Not if I can get you
to a better doctor.
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We'll have to hurry,
he doesn't have much time!
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(DR. ZOIDBERG GRUNTING)
(POPPING)
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What is it, Dr. Tender man?
Is it serious?
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I'm afraid these suction cups
are merely the first phase
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of a process called
"squidification."
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(ALL GASP)
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I probably gave it to you!
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Sometimes I don't wash
my hands for years at a time.
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I'm afraid it's
a genetic condition
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that sometimes
affects mutants.
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Your limbs will
gradually transform
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into a slithering
mass of tentacles.
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Oh, God!
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So, how many cures
are there for this disease?
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I'm afraid none.
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The only treatment is an
incredibly expensive operation
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that just delays the
symptoms for a few months.
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Oh!
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I wish I'd never
been born! (SOBBING)
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Damn it. Why me?
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There are still so many
things I wanted to let go of!
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Leela, no matter
what happens, no matter
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what kind of
monster you turn into,
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it won't change the way
I feel about you.
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ZOIDBERG?
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(POPPING)
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(WEEPING)
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It's like I'm cursed!
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Isn't it bad enough that
I occasionally lay an egg?
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Now I have to
become a squid, too?
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(WAILING)
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Aw, sweetie,
tentacles are beautiful.
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I mean,
look at your mother here.
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She's so gorgeous, you
hardly even notice the tentacles.
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And if you're worried, you can
always move down here with us.
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In the sewer,
you'll fit right in.
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(FOOTSTEPS SQUELCHING)
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Sewer mail!
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He's single.
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I don't care if that operation
will only delay the tentacles.
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Somehow, we got to
find a way to pay for it.
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Oh, it's no use.
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There's absolutely no way
we can afford to...
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Wait! We'll sell old Bessie!
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Fry, take the old
gal to market
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and get the best
darn price you can.
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Yeah, I will
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(CHEERING)
Yeah, all right!
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Come on, old Bessie.
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Warp drives!
Get your warp drives!
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(WHISTLES) Say, friend,
that's a heck of a ship.
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She's worth a lot of money.
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I'm gonna sell her at market
so my girlfriend can get surgery
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for her squidification.
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(WHISTLES) Jeepers,
my wife had that.
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Got sicker and sicker,
and in the end...
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We found a miracle cure!
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Giant beans? They
must be worth a fortune!
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These babies are the jewels
of the bean kingdom.
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But since you're in a jam, I'll
trade 'em for that ship of yours.
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Hmm, I don't know.
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They're the cure-all
that cures a lot!
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Rheumatism,
botulism, seborrhea,
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diarrhea, desiccation,
perspiration,
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common cold and...
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Um, uh...
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squidification?
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If you say so.
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Wait a second. How could
beans possibly cure her?
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Because they're magic!
They fell from the sky!
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Oh, now you tell me!
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I did it! I got a great
deal on the ship!
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Hooray! I knew you wouldn't
let us down in any way.
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Well, how much did you get?
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Two!
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Two magic beans!
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(GRUNTS)
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You sack of bags
of buckets of idiots!
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There's no such
thing as magic beans!
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Oh!
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"Fry, you big dummy"?
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Very much so.
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Whatever you're trying
to do, I appreciate it.
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But this is one of those rare
problems with no magic solution.
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You look sad.
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You want to go down
to the phone store
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and check out
the new ring tones?
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No. It's been
a weird day.
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I'm just gonna stay here
and think for a while.
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Okay.
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(KISSES)
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LEELA:
To my wonderful friends,
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words can't express
how thoughtful you've been.
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I don't want to make you
suffer through this with me,
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so I've decided to move
underground to the sewer.
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I'll miss several of you, but I
know it's the right thing to do.
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Please, don't try to
contact me down there.
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It'll only make things harder.
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Goodbye.
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(GRUNTS)
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That's new.
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Eh, I'll take
the beanstalk less traveled.
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(GRUNTING)
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(PANTING)
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Wow. I've never been
up this high before.
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Well, outer space, I guess.
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(CRACKING)
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Whoa!
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It's collapsing!
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What the...
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It's some kind of deluxe
apartment in the sky.
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(LAUGHING)
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(GASPS)
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(SLURPS)
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(BURPS)
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(WHINNIES)
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It's like a fairy tale!
Finally, a turn for the better.
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(CHOKING)
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Gotcha.
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This situation
deteriorated fast.
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(HUMMING)
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Whoo-hoo!
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We've been weed-whacked!
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Whoa, check out
that giant...
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(SCREAMS)
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(THUDDING)
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Your intruder, Mother.
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(EXCLAIMS) That is
one skugly critter.
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(GRUNTS)
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I'm not an animal,
I'm a mutant being,
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and I demand to
know where I am.
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There.
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LEELA: Momsanto?
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Yes, you've discovered my
floating genetic engineering facility.
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Our experiments would
be illegal on Earth,
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but up here,
I'm above the law.
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(GUFFAWS)
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Nice pun, Mother.
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00:11:11,962 --> 00:11:14,381
It's not a pun.
It's a play on words!
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Come on,
I'll show you the lab.
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This is Colossus,
the beanstalk project.
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Ordinary beans
are a magical fruit,
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but they're tiny and pathetic.
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So we spliced elephant DNA into
their chromosomes for added heft.
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(TRUMPETS)
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(BUZZING)
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So those magic beans are
actually genetically engineered?
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You can't just meddle
with life like that.
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Who do you think you are? God?
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I wish.
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Then I could stop these things from
collapsing under their own weight.
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Why are you committing these
atrocities against nature?
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Nature's out
of its league.
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There are 40 billion hungry
people on this planet,
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many of whom will pay top
dollar for one of my pine-u-porks.
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(OINKING)
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MOM: Find yourself a porcupine,
blast some pig DNA into it,
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microwave till juicy.
(DINGS)
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And bang!
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You've got a cocktail treat
complete with built-in toothpicks.
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(CHUCKLES) Mmm!
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Dare I even ask what horrors
are behind that door?
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It's where I keep my
warning signs, all right?
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Stop asking questions!
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Fine. Can I go now?
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The only place
you're going is nowhere.
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You've got some freaky DNA, and
I want to see what's in your genes.
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(LAUGHS)
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Genes with a "G"!
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Ow!
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Now, that's a pun.
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Ow!
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I miss Leela so much.
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Last night in the bathtub, I
ate a whole box of taco shells.
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Yes, I was there.
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I know she said not to contact
her, but it's been three weeks.
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I'm going to fall down that
manhole again and visit her.
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(BEEPING)
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Leela's wrist thingy.
How can I help you?
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Fry, where's Leela?
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We haven't seen her since
she sprouted tentacles.
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What? She didn't move down
there? Then where is she?
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That's what I
called to ask you.
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00:13:10,455 --> 00:13:11,915
Well, you didn't!
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I've got to figure out
where Leela went.
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00:13:17,045 --> 00:13:18,839
I just need
some kind of clue.
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Ow!
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00:13:20,048 --> 00:13:22,801
(GASPS) Leela's boot.
Where did it come from?
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I think it fell from the
sky, but I'm not sure.
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00:13:26,596 --> 00:13:27,723
Now I'm sure.
255
00:13:27,973 --> 00:13:30,183
(BOTH YELLING)
256
00:13:34,771 --> 00:13:36,315
(SCREAMING)
257
00:13:40,652 --> 00:13:41,653
Whoa!
258
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:45,657
Remember that mural on my
cousin's van? It's like it came to life!
259
00:13:45,741 --> 00:13:48,577
I keep telling you,
we didn't grow up together.
260
00:13:48,660 --> 00:13:50,495
LEELA: Help, help!
261
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:54,249
Oh! Leela, don't worry,
we're here to rescue you!
262
00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:55,751
How do we get up there?
263
00:13:55,834 --> 00:13:58,545
I'll let my hair down
and you can climb up!
264
00:14:01,465 --> 00:14:02,716
That's not hair.
265
00:14:02,799 --> 00:14:05,552
I don't care what it is.
I just like climbing.
266
00:14:09,014 --> 00:14:11,099
(GASPING)
Holy Rapunzel, man-bat!
267
00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,185
There's a duo here
to rescue us!
268
00:14:13,435 --> 00:14:14,686
How dynamic are they?
269
00:14:14,895 --> 00:14:16,021
Not very.
270
00:14:16,104 --> 00:14:18,940
Go about your business,
citizens.
271
00:14:19,274 --> 00:14:20,859
Well, back to being
the subject
272
00:14:20,942 --> 00:14:23,945
of gruesome genetic
experiments, old chum.
273
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:27,115
(BOTH YELLING, GROANING)
274
00:14:30,285 --> 00:14:31,328
(GRUNTS)
275
00:14:31,411 --> 00:14:32,662
(CHUCKLES)
276
00:14:33,413 --> 00:14:37,626
Oh, Leela, it's so great to
see your beautiful face again.
277
00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,044
Let me give you a hug.
278
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:43,382
Uh, okay. Go in that corner.
It's the hugging corner.
279
00:14:43,673 --> 00:14:45,300
You, too, Bender.
280
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,471
Instead, I went to bed
because I'm tired now.
281
00:14:49,554 --> 00:14:52,307
This is about your
tentacles, isn't it?
282
00:14:52,391 --> 00:14:54,059
Look, Leela,
there's nothing about
283
00:14:54,142 --> 00:14:56,478
your body that could
ever shock me, so...
284
00:14:57,062 --> 00:14:58,355
(SCREAMS)
285
00:14:59,147 --> 00:15:00,816
That is nasty!
286
00:15:07,197 --> 00:15:08,907
Sorry I screamed, Leela.
287
00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:11,618
I was just so
excited to see you.
288
00:15:11,701 --> 00:15:13,787
Yeah. Let's just
get out of here.
289
00:15:13,870 --> 00:15:16,206
No problem.
I'll bend the door open.
290
00:15:16,289 --> 00:15:18,166
You can't bend
a wooden door!
291
00:15:18,250 --> 00:15:19,835
I know that,
and you know that.
292
00:15:20,001 --> 00:15:21,586
But this door
looks pretty stupid.
293
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:22,671
(GRUNTING)
294
00:15:38,353 --> 00:15:39,646
What time is it?
295
00:15:39,729 --> 00:15:41,356
Time for you to shut up!
296
00:15:46,736 --> 00:15:48,530
(SCREECHES)
(SCREAMING)
297
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,532
Quick, in here!
298
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:52,617
(GRUNTING)
299
00:15:54,286 --> 00:15:55,704
(PANTING)
300
00:15:56,496 --> 00:15:58,748
We'll be safe in
this utter darkness.
301
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,542
(LOW GROWLING)
302
00:16:03,044 --> 00:16:06,756
Hey, maybe one of these
switches turns off that scary noise.
303
00:16:07,215 --> 00:16:08,425
(ROARING)
304
00:16:08,508 --> 00:16:09,885
(SCREAMING)
305
00:16:09,968 --> 00:16:13,054
Fee-fi-to-fum!
306
00:16:13,180 --> 00:16:14,598
You had me at "fee"|
307
00:16:14,723 --> 00:16:17,267
It's another one of Mom's
genetic monstrosities!
308
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,895
Poor thing.
We've got to help him.
309
00:16:20,645 --> 00:16:23,982
I thought we were in a hurry
to escape, but whatever.
310
00:16:24,065 --> 00:16:27,152
It's okay, big guy. We won't
let her hurt you anymore.
311
00:16:27,235 --> 00:16:28,737
(ROARING)
312
00:16:29,362 --> 00:16:31,656
(SCREAMING)
313
00:16:31,823 --> 00:16:33,408
(FOOTSTEPS POUNDING)
314
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:34,910
(YELLING)
315
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:40,165
(GRUNTING)
316
00:16:41,666 --> 00:16:43,335
(PANTING)
317
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:45,295
(EXHALES)
318
00:16:46,755 --> 00:16:47,756
(ROARS)
319
00:16:47,839 --> 00:16:49,132
(SCREAMING)
320
00:16:57,307 --> 00:16:58,850
(YELLS)
321
00:17:03,438 --> 00:17:04,648
(GRUNTING)
322
00:17:05,565 --> 00:17:08,735
Well, look what
the giant cat dragged in.
323
00:17:09,611 --> 00:17:12,739
Memo to self, breed
giant cat to drag things in.
324
00:17:12,822 --> 00:17:14,950
You're not breeding
any giant thing!
325
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:17,827
It's reckless and irresponsible,
and we're going to stop you.
326
00:17:17,911 --> 00:17:18,870
Yeah!
327
00:17:18,954 --> 00:17:21,498
Even if it means crashing
this ship with us in it.
328
00:17:21,581 --> 00:17:22,666
Yeah!
329
00:17:22,749 --> 00:17:25,043
Wait. Crashing what
with who in it?
330
00:17:25,126 --> 00:17:26,127
(EXCLAIMS)
331
00:17:28,296 --> 00:17:29,381
(ALL YELLING)
332
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:31,758
Don't worry,
Mother, we'll save...
333
00:17:31,841 --> 00:17:32,842
(CHOKING)
334
00:17:33,134 --> 00:17:34,594
(GLASS SHATTERS)
335
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:44,896
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
336
00:17:45,021 --> 00:17:47,607
Mama knows what I like!
337
00:17:48,024 --> 00:17:49,192
Huh?
338
00:17:49,359 --> 00:17:50,902
(SQUAWKS) The sky is falling!
339
00:17:50,986 --> 00:17:53,405
I say, I say,
the sky is falling!
340
00:17:53,488 --> 00:17:54,906
(GRUNTS)
(SQUAWKS)
341
00:17:57,325 --> 00:17:58,827
(SCREAMING)
342
00:18:14,175 --> 00:18:16,011
(ALL YELLING)
343
00:18:20,515 --> 00:18:23,101
And remember,
don't report them missing
344
00:18:23,184 --> 00:18:25,812
till after we max out
their credit cards.
345
00:18:26,271 --> 00:18:27,772
Squid attack!
Hit the deck!
346
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,149
(ALL SCREAM)
347
00:18:31,443 --> 00:18:34,487
We're back, baby. And we
brought you a little something.
348
00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:37,073
(ALL EXCLAIM)
349
00:18:37,157 --> 00:18:39,618
It's okay. Leela's
just changed a little.
350
00:18:39,951 --> 00:18:43,163
More than a little.
She's beautiful!
351
00:18:49,419 --> 00:18:53,298
Listen, Fry, whatever it was
that you and I had together...
352
00:18:53,381 --> 00:18:55,050
No!
Goulash?
353
00:18:55,216 --> 00:18:56,885
Well, I don't know.
354
00:18:57,052 --> 00:19:00,305
Maybe it was goulash.
But it can't really continue.
355
00:19:00,388 --> 00:19:03,808
What are you talking about? I
want to spend my life with you.
356
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:07,145
No, you don't.
I mean, look at me.
357
00:19:07,228 --> 00:19:09,105
Big deal.
Looks change.
358
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:14,235
No matter what happens, you'll
always be Leela, the woman I love.
359
00:19:14,944 --> 00:19:16,321
Thank you, Fry.
360
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,167
Ah! There you are, Leela.
361
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:32,754
I just wanted to thank you for
helping me engineer the perfect bean.
362
00:19:32,837 --> 00:19:35,840
You've made me
a very richer woman.
363
00:19:36,007 --> 00:19:38,009
What? I would never
help you commit
364
00:19:38,134 --> 00:19:40,178
your perverted crimes
against nature!
365
00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:43,014
My marigolds!
366
00:19:43,390 --> 00:19:45,558
Thanks to that DNA
sample you generously
367
00:19:45,684 --> 00:19:47,852
donated while
locked in my tower,
368
00:19:47,936 --> 00:19:51,356
my beanstalks now have suction
cups to keep them from collapsing.
369
00:19:51,439 --> 00:19:52,899
That's horrible!
370
00:19:52,982 --> 00:19:55,694
Is it? Now the world's
starving masses have
371
00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:57,570
a cheap, abundant
source of nutrition.
372
00:19:57,904 --> 00:19:59,030
But not too cheap.
373
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:01,199
I'll take the cash, and
you can have the credit.
374
00:20:01,282 --> 00:20:04,577
I don't want the credit!
Genetic engineering is wrong!
375
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:08,331
Oh, really? Tell that to
your old friend, the giant.
376
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:12,001
(SCREAMS) Where is he?
Oh, God, he's invisible now!
377
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:15,338
Fee-fi, hi. I'm Stan.
378
00:20:15,630 --> 00:20:17,173
Aha! You see?
379
00:20:17,257 --> 00:20:20,760
I freed him from your infernal
contraption and he returned to normal.
380
00:20:20,844 --> 00:20:24,222
On the contrary, I suffer
from hereditary gigantism.
381
00:20:24,305 --> 00:20:28,893
Or I did, until Mom cured me of my
awful disease using genetic engineering.
382
00:20:28,977 --> 00:20:30,937
That's why she had me
hooked up in her lab.
383
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:33,815
Oh! Well,
congratulations.
384
00:20:33,940 --> 00:20:35,150
You look great.
385
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:38,278
But even if genetic
engineering feeds the hungry
386
00:20:38,361 --> 00:20:40,530
and cures some giant guy,
387
00:20:40,613 --> 00:20:42,198
that doesn't make it right.
388
00:20:42,323 --> 00:20:45,118
We have no idea what
the long-term effects will be.
389
00:20:45,201 --> 00:20:47,787
And once that genie
is out of the bottle...
390
00:20:47,912 --> 00:20:49,164
I can cure you, too.
391
00:20:49,748 --> 00:20:51,207
Okay, I'm in.
392
00:20:58,006 --> 00:20:59,299
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