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Good news, everyone!
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Well? What is it?
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What is what?
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Oh, right!
Ladies and gentlemen.
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We'll be delivering this
mysterious crate to Peebles Alpha.
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Peebles Alpha?
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The planet of gangs,
thugs and hustlers?
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Ooh! Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
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Hang on. If we're delivering
a package to criminals,
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I want to know
what's in it.
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I have no idea,
Leela.
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But I'll tell you the
same thing they told me,
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"Stop asking questions,
old man,
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"and we'll slip you
an extra five grand
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“that your crew doesn't
need to know about."
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(GRUNTING)
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Now,
listen carefully.
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This planet is controlled
by two rival gangs,
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the Blips and the Cruds.
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You can tell them apart
by their colors, red and blue.
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Which gang's red,
and which gang's blue?
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Both!
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The delivery is
going to the Blips.
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So when you meet them, you'll
want to be wearing these jerseys.
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Not these jerseys.
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"Cause if you're wearing
these, you'll be killed on the spot.
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Okay, here are
your jerseys.
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No, wait. Here.
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No. Wait...
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Does anyone else find
this delivery suspicious?
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Nope. He's too dumb
and I don't care.
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Well, I'm smart
and I care too much.
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I want to know
what's in that crate.
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But we're not
allowed to open it!
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I know that!
Go get me a crowbar.
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Please, use mine.
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I just need it
in case, uh...
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Fry gets his head
stuck in a pot of honey.
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And in the meantime, if
I should happen to bump
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into the crate
and open it...
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Whoopsie!
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(GRUNTING)
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Hey, Leela, Fry got his
head stuck in a pot of honey!
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Oh, bother.
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Not now!
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GASPS)
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What is it? Alcohol?
Tobacco? Firearms?
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Firearms!
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That's the one I was
secretly hoping for.
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I'm okay with most kinds of
violence, but not gang violence.
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Before we deliver
these weapons,
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we're going to disable them
so they can never be used.
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Bender,
bend the barrels.
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But I love guns!
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Then pretend they're
little human necks.
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What? Let me at 'em!
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(GRUNTING)
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A lot of ships get
stolen on this planet,
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so, Bender, stay
here and stand guard.
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Okay. I hope I
never see you again.
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Uh, I don't like the looks of
this gang-infested neighborhood.
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There might be spiders!
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We must have
made a wrong turn.
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We should have reached
Blip turf by now.
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You think we walked
straight out of Blipton?
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Wait,
there's some Blips.
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(GASPS)
(GRUNTS)
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Those aren't Blips! They're
Cruds! They have the red on the left.
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Oh, no!
What should we do?
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(GASPS) Leela, this is no
time to show me your boobs!
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Turn your jersey
inside out.
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Oh!
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Show me again.
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(MUFFLED SPEECH)
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Yo, what you doing on our turf?
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Chill, dawg. Ain't
no thang. We Cruds.
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Well, we Blips
and we over here.
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We put up that mirror 'cause
this is a blind intersection.
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It's considerably reduced
the number of accidents.
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It don't do nothing
for the murder rate, though.
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Now get down on your knees SO
we can blow your Crud brains out!
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(GUN COCKING)
(BOTH SCREAM)
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Um, Leela, remember
when we were trying to guess
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what would happen if
someone stuck a gun in my face,
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and you said I'd
probably crap my pants?
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Well...
Excuse me, sir?
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We're not actually
Blips or Cruds.
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We're delivery people,
here to deliver this crate.
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So if everything seems to be in
order, we'll be on our way, all right?
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Oh, it's far
from all right.
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MAN: Now, hold up!
It's all right, all right?
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It's a Crud and
he's got a gun!
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Yo, you just shot your
own reflection in the mirror.
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It was self-defense.
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We are the Cruds,
but we're over here.
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And don't shoot. That
crate is a gift from us.
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What?
Huh?
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For real?
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There's been enough
violence on these streets.
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Too many lives and
mirrors have been shattered.
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So, yo, we sent you a crate
of weapons as a sign of trust.
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Together, we can use them to
rid our streets of the real enemy,
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giant spiders.
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I knew it!
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Man,
that's a nice gesture.
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We accept
your offer of peace.
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Let's just have a look at
these top-quality weapons.
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I'll test it out on that
innocent bystander.
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Ow!
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Yo, you just shot
yourself again!
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It's a trick!
Get 'em!
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(SCREAMS)
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(FIRING STOPS)
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Look, let's just
agree that gang violence
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is an important issue
with no easy answers.
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Okay.
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Anyway, the ship's still
here. And nothing was stolen.
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BENDER: Yeah, it was.
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I got bot-jacked!
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(BOTH GASP)
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All I have left
is my cigar.
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Wait...
(MUTTERS ANGRILY)
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They stole everything
except my mouth and eyes.
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I guess they didn't like
all my screaming and winking.
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It's just lucky Bender
had a RoJack installed.
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When I activate it, the police
should be able to locate him.
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FEMALE VOICE:
Locating. Locating.
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MALE VOICE: Located.
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(SIREN WAILING)
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It's a robot chop shop.
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That's some
primordial evil.
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This skell here buys stolen
robots, strips 'em down,
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and sells the parts
all over the galaxy.
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(ELECTRONIC BUZZING)
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Okay, I'm getting a signal
from Bender's RoJack.
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(BEEPING)
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Nah, it's just
a piece of junk.
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That's not junk!
That's Bender's head!
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My head?
Slap me upside it!
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Ah! Home, sweet head.
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That's it?
Where's the rest of him?
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All other parts sold.
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But I have list of buyers. You
drop charges, I give you list.
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No dice. Justice
don't work that way.
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Wait. wait.
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What if I throw in giant
robot head for nice officer?
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Hmm.
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Thanks for all
your help, officer!
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My pleasure.
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Boy, Bender, you sure
were chock full of parts.
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I didn't even know
you had a wishbone.
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I had a lot
of magic things.
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And we'll never
get them all back.
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Oh, sure we will.
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If we live
a really long time.
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Let's get started.
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(EXOTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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(CHIMES TINKLE)
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Come in, come in.
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Close the door. You're
letting the smut out.
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(DOOR CLOSES)
All right, buddy.
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We know for a fact that
you received a stolen item.
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A certain sensitive
part of my anatomy.
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What,
you mean your antenna?
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Shh!
Watch your language.
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This ain't a church,
lady.
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Except for tax purposes.
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Anyway,
I can't help you.
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One of my customers already
bought your friend's antenna.
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Oh, excuse me,
robo-dong.
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Who was it?
Can you give us a name?
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Certainly not. I could never
betray a customer's privacy.
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All I can give you is this
naked picture of him
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taken from my toilet cam.
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I'll get right
to the point, senator.
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You purchased our
friend's, ahem, antenna.
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We'd like it back.
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SENATOR: You may
have it. I'm through with it.
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It has done everything
and everyone imaginable.
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You may want to
get it disinfected.
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Can do.
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(CHUCKLES)
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(TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING)
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Sorry, guys, I'm gonna
have to confiscate your keg.
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It's my body.
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Oh, come on, Bender! Can
you at least wait till it's empty?
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Fair enough.
Fry, beer me.
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Glug, Glug, Glug, Glug,
Glug, Glug, Glug, Glug!
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Ah!
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It's empty!
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I'm 40% back, baby!
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(PIANO PLAYING)
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(INAUDIBLE)
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Sorry, but these robot arms
have brought me nothing but luck.
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With the cards.
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(WHIRRING)
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And with the ladies.
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Whoa! Sir!
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But those are my arms!
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That's gropey
and that's cheaty.
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cheaty?
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(GUNS COCKING)
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Now, gentlemen,
I'm sure we can...
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Well, then. I'll just collect
my winnings and be on my...
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Oh!
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Much obliged.
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All right, Tinny, your double
leg transplant is complete.
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What do you say
you give 'em a try?
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00:10:13,195 --> 00:10:15,697
It's a miracle!
I can walk!
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No more crutch
or withered leg!
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Someone's sure
to adopt me now!
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00:10:22,621 --> 00:10:25,541
Well, Bender, I guess you
won't be getting your legs back.
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But your sacrifice will let an
innocent child live a full and happy life.
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(CHAINSAW WHIRRING)
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(METAL CLANKING)
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I'm sorry. You were
saying something?
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Oh, crumb. I guess it's
back to the cart for me.
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(GRUNTS)
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Ooh! Nice cart.
224
00:10:47,396 --> 00:10:49,106
Hey, this thing's
pretty smooth.
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But I still
prefer walking.
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Well, we did it. We got
all Bender's parts back.
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Wrong as always, Fry!
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I'm still missing the
shiniest metal piece of all.
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Your thyroid?
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00:11:01,618 --> 00:11:04,246
No! I'm talking
about my ass!
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Huh! I never even
knew you had an ass.
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(MUTTERING ANGRILY)
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Hmm. According to this, it
shipped out on a freighter
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from South Street Spaceport.
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00:11:18,260 --> 00:11:22,139
Oh, yes, I remember
that ass. Let's see.
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00:11:22,431 --> 00:11:25,893
Oh, God, no! It was
on board the Floatwell!
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(GASPS) The ship that sank
in that horrible space storm?
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00:11:29,855 --> 00:11:33,442
Yes. I'm afraid your
friend's derriere is lost forever
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in the depths of
the Sargaseous Sea.
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My ass!
Sweet love of my life!
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Several hundred people
died, too, including my wife.
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My ass!
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I'm sorry, buddy. Maybe
we can get you a new one.
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Never!
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My ass is my soul mate.
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It even has its
own hind-brain.
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00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:55,923
Really?
Your butt can think?
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00:11:56,006 --> 00:11:57,841
No.
But it can feel.
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00:11:58,050 --> 00:12:00,719
And right now,
it's hind-heartbroken!
250
00:12:00,969 --> 00:12:03,180
Just like me!
(SOBBING)
251
00:12:04,097 --> 00:12:08,185
Wow, Bender. This is really
important to you, isn't it?
252
00:12:08,268 --> 00:12:10,062
Uh-huh! (SNIFFLES)
253
00:12:10,145 --> 00:12:12,397
Okay, we're gonna
find that shipwreck
254
00:12:12,481 --> 00:12:14,733
and get you
your backside back.
255
00:12:15,275 --> 00:12:16,610
(WAILING)
256
00:12:16,693 --> 00:12:18,028
Okay, let's go.
257
00:12:32,167 --> 00:12:34,086
The ship carrying
Bender's heinie sank
258
00:12:34,169 --> 00:12:36,713
in the treacherous gases
of the Sargaseous Sea.
259
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,048
Once we locate the wreck...
260
00:12:38,131 --> 00:12:40,509
(YELLS) Asteroids!
261
00:12:46,473 --> 00:12:48,350
Curse this interstellar fog.
262
00:12:48,433 --> 00:12:51,186
Why isn't there a lighthouse to
guide us away from the rocks?
263
00:12:51,353 --> 00:12:53,814
I don't know, but look
out for that lighthouse!
264
00:12:53,897 --> 00:12:55,274
(ALL SCREAM)
265
00:13:00,487 --> 00:13:01,863
(PANTING)
266
00:13:02,698 --> 00:13:04,408
(GROANING)
267
00:13:05,200 --> 00:13:06,868
So you're alive,
are ye?
268
00:13:06,952 --> 00:13:10,622
Ugh! I suppose you'll be
wanting to keep your tooth fillings.
269
00:13:10,872 --> 00:13:12,040
Are ye hurt?
270
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:14,543
No, but we could
use a hug.
271
00:13:15,419 --> 00:13:17,212
Better come inside then.
272
00:13:20,590 --> 00:13:21,883
Name's Tarquin.
273
00:13:22,050 --> 00:13:24,970
Been alone here, tending this
light longer then I can remember.
274
00:13:25,053 --> 00:13:26,305
(BELL DINGS)
275
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:28,056
That'll be my cup-a-soup.
276
00:13:28,223 --> 00:13:31,018
It's been microwaving'
longer then I can remember.
277
00:13:31,268 --> 00:13:32,811
This is a dangerous coast.
278
00:13:32,894 --> 00:13:35,188
We didn't see your light
until it was too late.
279
00:13:35,272 --> 00:13:37,983
No beam can pierce
that devilish mist.
280
00:13:38,066 --> 00:13:39,651
Shipwrecks be so common,
281
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:42,195
I make a good living' out
of whatever washes ashore.
282
00:13:42,529 --> 00:13:44,740
Found me a whole
blue man group once.
283
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,408
So you have two jobs?
284
00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:50,329
More. I also salvage the
wrecks with my bathysphere,
285
00:13:50,454 --> 00:13:54,124
and I'm a butcher,
if you like blue meat.
286
00:13:54,624 --> 00:13:56,960
Sounds good, but
about that bathysphere.
287
00:13:57,169 --> 00:13:59,171
We want to salvage
a cargo ship that sank
288
00:13:59,254 --> 00:14:00,756
carrying this
robot's rear end.
289
00:14:01,048 --> 00:14:04,509
Aye, I'll help ye
for a cut of the booty.
290
00:14:04,718 --> 00:14:07,304
Now, when you say
a cut of the booty...
291
00:14:07,387 --> 00:14:10,223
I mean a percentage of the
value of the recovered goods.
292
00:14:10,432 --> 00:14:11,683
Now be getting' some rest.
293
00:14:11,933 --> 00:14:13,477
The booty call
is at daybreak.
294
00:15:07,114 --> 00:15:08,782
(ALL SCREAM)
295
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,827
TARQUIN: Those sound like
one-eyed corpse screams.
296
00:15:11,952 --> 00:15:14,496
Oh, how I wish I was
down there with ye.
297
00:15:14,830 --> 00:15:16,373
(DOOR OPENS)
298
00:15:17,582 --> 00:15:19,167
Let's not forget
that this shipwreck
299
00:15:19,334 --> 00:15:22,921
is also the final resting
place of this brave captain.
300
00:15:23,213 --> 00:15:25,132
Place your bets.
Whee!
301
00:15:34,516 --> 00:15:38,520
(GASPS) That's it, I'm sure. I
can tell by the words on the crate!
302
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:43,650
Oh, my beloved.
You complete me.
303
00:15:52,951 --> 00:15:55,662
Hurry on inside now.
Storm's a-brewing'.
304
00:15:55,745 --> 00:15:57,622
I can feel it in my
weather channel app.
305
00:15:57,706 --> 00:15:58,999
(BUZZING)
306
00:16:01,543 --> 00:16:04,671
Soon the sea will be belching'
her dead upon the shore.
307
00:16:04,880 --> 00:16:07,757
If you like your shoes
unmatched and with feet still in 'em,
308
00:16:07,841 --> 00:16:09,092
this is your night.
309
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:16,224
Can't you make the
beacon any brighter?
310
00:16:16,433 --> 00:16:19,686
Nay, 'tis already the brightest
object in the known universe,
311
00:16:19,811 --> 00:16:23,523
and even so, it can't be seen
three feet away in a storm like this.
312
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,115
I thought we were
near the rocks,
313
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,450
but I don't see
the lighthouse,
314
00:16:33,533 --> 00:16:36,161
so everything is
fine and we can relax.
315
00:16:36,703 --> 00:16:39,915
All hands on deck
for mojitos.
316
00:16:40,373 --> 00:16:43,460
The important thing is,
I got my final piece back.
317
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:47,255
Hey, Fry, take a picture of me
biting my own shiny metal ass.
318
00:16:47,422 --> 00:16:48,757
I'd be honored.
319
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,726
Ah!
320
00:16:59,809 --> 00:17:01,895
You muddled the
mint well, Alejandro.
321
00:17:06,233 --> 00:17:08,610
Aye! The lighthouse! Dead ahead!
322
00:17:15,033 --> 00:17:17,285
Well, I'm sure
Bender's fanny is tired.
323
00:17:17,452 --> 00:17:19,538
As soon as this storm
passes, let's be on our way.
324
00:17:19,621 --> 00:17:20,622
(CRACKLING)
325
00:17:21,164 --> 00:17:24,834
Sargaseous lighthouse, this is
the S. S. Miami Muy Caliente.
326
00:17:25,252 --> 00:17:26,962
Thank you for
your glorious beacon.
327
00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:30,215
It saved our lives
and our Saturday night.
328
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:31,716
Adios.
329
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,677
(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)
330
00:17:35,178 --> 00:17:36,388
Your aft-plate.
331
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:39,724
Its fiery gleam saved a ship
full of South Beach swabbies.
332
00:17:39,891 --> 00:17:41,768
Well,
I do polish it every day,
333
00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,687
and I sleep in
a chamois diaper.
334
00:17:43,895 --> 00:17:47,274
It's 100 times more reflective
than the mirror in my beacon.
335
00:17:47,566 --> 00:17:49,651
Might I keep it
for the lighthouse?
336
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:51,152
What? No!
337
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:54,197
But, Bender, your
buttocks could save lives.
338
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:55,615
I hate lives!
339
00:17:55,782 --> 00:17:57,784
These are sailors' lives,
Bender.
340
00:17:57,993 --> 00:18:01,454
Think of the untold cursing that
would be lost to future generations.
341
00:18:01,746 --> 00:18:03,415
Could you live with that?
342
00:18:05,834 --> 00:18:09,170
You know the answer,
you scurvy bastard!
343
00:18:10,171 --> 00:18:13,925
Maybe I have been selfish,
hiding my ass under a bushel.
344
00:18:14,426 --> 00:18:18,179
Perhaps, like all great
men, my ass has a destiny.
345
00:18:18,471 --> 00:18:21,808
And if it does,
I can't stand in its way.
346
00:18:24,978 --> 00:18:27,105
(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING)
347
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:04,017
Bender, come join us.
We're watching Rear Window.
348
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:06,895
I used to stick my
rear out the window.
349
00:19:07,228 --> 00:19:10,106
If you prefer, we could
watch Behind the Music.
350
00:19:10,357 --> 00:19:12,484
My behind used
to make music.
351
00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,069
Back draft is on.
352
00:19:14,235 --> 00:19:15,945
Even my ass
wouldn't watch that.
353
00:19:16,571 --> 00:19:19,532
Bender, I'm proud of you
for the sacrifice you made.
354
00:19:19,741 --> 00:19:22,994
Try and find solace in the
fact that somewhere out there,
355
00:19:23,203 --> 00:19:25,038
your keister is doing good.
356
00:19:25,246 --> 00:19:27,415
(MELANCHOLIC MUSIC PLAYING)
357
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:35,548
Well, my shiny friend, yer
days of carousing' are over.
358
00:19:35,715 --> 00:19:39,928
But yer nights of endless,
monotonous rotating' have just begun.
359
00:19:40,136 --> 00:19:43,390
Now what say I read you a
nice passage from the Scripture
360
00:19:43,473 --> 00:19:46,017
to help you forget
yer old master?
361
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:55,318
“In the sanctuary, he made
two cherubim of olive-wood,
362
00:19:55,443 --> 00:19:59,989
"each 10 cubits high and
one wing measured five cubits,
363
00:20:00,115 --> 00:20:03,785
"And the other wing measured
five cubits from the tip..."
364
00:20:03,993 --> 00:20:05,120
(GASPS)
365
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:17,632
Oh, no! Our son Johnny
fell down the gravity well!
366
00:20:23,596 --> 00:20:25,348
Thank you, Assie.
367
00:20:31,396 --> 00:20:32,856
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
368
00:20:32,939 --> 00:20:34,357
(DOOR OPENS)
369
00:20:35,650 --> 00:20:37,694
Bender? It's for you.
370
00:20:40,488 --> 00:20:41,781
(GASPS)
371
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:42,949
Assie?
372
00:20:43,616 --> 00:20:46,536
Oh, Assie,
you came home!
373
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,372
You came home.
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