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(CREAKING)
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They said it
couldn't be done, Kif,
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but here we are, stealing an unlimited
supply of birthday grade helium
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from the unsuspecting moon.
Sun.
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At night it's called
the moon.
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Ugh! All this heat
has rendered me parched.
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Which of these doo-whackies
dispenses horchata.
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Stop! That's the force field
holding the mine open!
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(EXPLOSION)
(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Mine collapse! Mine
collapse! (ALARM BLARING)
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So? Mine collapse, too.
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(KIF GROANS)
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(DRAMATIC MUSIC)
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Fifteen miners are now
confirmed trapped in the sun.
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If rescue doesn't
come soon,
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they may never again
not see the light of day.
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Linda?
(LAUGHS)
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The situation is grim,
Morbo.
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Officials concede
that any attempt at rescue
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would be an agonizing
suicide mission.
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Good news, everyone!
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Ugh!
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When the mine caved in,
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the entrance was blocked
by a fusion explosion.
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Luckily, the miners found safe
haven here in the doom chamber.
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To rescue them, you'll
simply have to fly to the sun
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and march in through
an inferno of molten plasma.
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But solar plasma is,
like, 10,000 degrees hot.
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Won't that sear our tender
flesh, sealing in the juices?
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Oh, nonsense.
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You clearly weren't paying
attention to what I'm about to say.
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To the sub-basement!
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You see, you'll be protected
by my fermion barrier
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heat-exclusion spray.
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Watch as I demonstrate
by coating
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some highly delicate matter,
and dunking it into this molten lava.
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(SCREAMING)
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(ALL GASP)
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Guess what? Hell is real.
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Oh, good, it works.
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Toodle-oo! (SLURPS)
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Prepare for action.
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Aye-aye.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Attention,
helium miners.
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Can you hear me?
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MINER 1: (IN SQUEAKY VOICE)
For God's sake, help us!
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MINER 2: (IN SQUEAKY VOICE)
We're in agonizing pain!
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(ALL SNICKERING)
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(WHISPERS) Stop laughing.
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Help is on the way!
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In the meantime,
you should sing
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a song to keep
your spirits up.
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How about
Camptown Races?
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MINERS: (SINGING IN HIGH PITCH)
The Camptown ladies sing this song
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Doo-da, Doo-da
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(CHUCKLING)
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(LAUGHS) Let's do this.
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(GRUNTING)
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I'll stay here and be
in charge of not dying.
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Razzma flazzma plasma.
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We must be close.
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We're hitting an occasional
(SQUEAKY VOICE) helium pocket.
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(LOUD RUMBLING)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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We don't have much time!
Keep moving forward!
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Screw that!
I'm getting out of here.
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(SCATTING)
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Just one more fire between me
and a well-earned nap.
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(YELLING)
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What a dramatic
scene, Linda.
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The heroic robot, with no
concern for his own safety,
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has bravely charged
back into the mine.
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What else is on?
(SWITCHES TV CHANNEL)
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(GRUNTS)
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(BENDER YELLING)
(BOTH GASPING)
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(BENDER CONTINUES YELLING)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Phew! It is ripe in here.
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Well, so long, jerks.
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We are now in minute five of
our round-the-clock coverage
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as we await the return
of the courageous robot.
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(YELLING)
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(GRUNTING)
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What the... How'd that
get in there? (PANTING)
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Thank you. Thank you, sir.
You're a true hero.
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I am? Huh!
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I always strongly suspected
I was one of those.
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One man is safe.
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But who will
the robot pull next
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from the fiery
hole of mystery?
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An actress?
A celebrity chef?
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Stay tuned for
the next 14 rescues.
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Fourteen? (GROANS)
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(MINER GRUNTS)
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(ALL CHEERING)
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And that's the final miner!
They all made it!
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(SNIFFLES) Morbo
is not weeping.
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He has a parasite
in his eye.
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Whoo! I'm the greatest!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
we're here today to pay tribute
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to the heroic
Planet Express crew!
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But we only
have the one medal.
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So please direct all your
admiration to the main guy,
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Bender!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Now, you two step aside.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Hey, being a hero's all right.
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Look at all this free stuff.
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Oh, my God, you guys, fire!
Firel
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(CROWD EXCLAIMING)
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My baby's in that podium!
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Somebody call
the fire department!
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There is no fire department. I
sold it to pay for Bender's medal.
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Hold this,
your highness.
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You'll need to award it
to me again in a minute.
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(BABY CHUCKLING)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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These boys must have
hero in their bones.
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And you, ma'am, must
have heroine IN your veins.
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I hereby decree
Planet Express to be
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our city's new
fire department!
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Bite my shiny metal ax!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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And you,
give me back my medal.
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Friends,
look at these new poles.
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Get ready for
one sexy firehouse.
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ZOIDBERG, quit turning us on
and go polish your nozzle.
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Yo! Hero in the house.
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I just got back from
my daily medal strut.
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(BLARING)
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What's that?
Did they pick a new Pope?
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Good news, everyone!
Someone's home is on fire.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(SIREN WAILING)
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(PANTING)
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(CHUCKLING)
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(GROANS) I'm exhausted.
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All this firefighting
is murder on my feet.
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There has been quite
a rash of fires lately.
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First at the podium
where Bender got his medal.
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Then that house next door to
Bender's favorite strip club.
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Robot Hell had a fire, too.
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Right after Bender
was there for a workshop.
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And don't forget
that vampire bank
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where the robot keeps his hero
medals in a safe deposit box.
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Hmm. I think I'm
noticing a pattern.
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My God, you're right!
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The locations form
a perfect shape of some kind.
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No! Bender was at every one of
those places right before the fire started.
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Sweet pyro of Cairo!
That's true!
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Could Bender be setting these
fires just so he can be a hero?
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Oh, I don't know.
Possible, feasible.
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Maybe.
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Yeah, probably.
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How dare you murmur
about Bender like that!
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He would never burn something
down to get attention.
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For insurance money? Yes.
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Revenge? You bet.
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To give an autumn night that
crisp chestnutty smell? Absolutely.
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But not for fame,
women or thrills.
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Hey, guys, it's me, Bender.
The famous, sexy, thrilling hero.
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So now that we're a firehouse, we
should make some firehouse chili.
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What do you want in that,
beans or just blood?
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(PEOPLE SCREAMING)
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Oh, no! Surprisingly, a fire has broken
out al the meat market where I am!
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(ALARM BLARING)
We'll be there right away.
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Yeah, don't trouble yourselves.
This is just a one-hero fire.
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(CAMERAS CLICKING)
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FEMALE REPORTER:
Mr. Bender! Over here, over here!
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Small quote from you,
Mr. Bender.
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Scoop Chang,
New New York Magazine,
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Kosher Recipes Editor,
iPad Edition.
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Ma'am, what happened
in there?
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Well, I was shoplifting
a lamb chop
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when suddenly fire erupted
from the liver tray.
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Next thing I knew,
I was carried to safety
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by this strapping
young what-you-call-it.
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(WHISPERING) Hero.
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Hero.
Aw, stop.
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(WHISPERING) Keep going.
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(SCATTING)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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We know what you've
been doing, Bender.
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You've been
setting all those fires
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because you're
addicted to glory.
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What? The very idea!
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Don't try to deny it!
You're out of the squad!
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Out of the squad?
I am the squad!
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You believe me,
don't you, Fry?
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I don't know, Bender.
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You got to admit, the
pattern of fires IS suspicious,
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being a perfect
shape and all.
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We can't have
an arsonist in our midst.
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We can have four idiots and
a fat guy, but no arsonists.
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Now clean out your
locker and beat it!
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They can't do this to me,
Bender, a well-known hero.
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I'm the world's
greatest firefighter!
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(SCREAMS) Fire!
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What the... What kind
of crazy fire is this?
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Greetings, Bender.
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Thank you for
transporting me
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from the sun to your helpless,
flammable planet.
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How could
a fire learn to talk?
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00:12:03,972 --> 00:12:06,308
Did you burn up a dictionary?
Or a parrot?
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I am a being of
pure solar energy.
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My race inhabits the nuclear
inferno of the sun's photo sphere.
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You're a chatty
little fire, aren't ya?
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A billion years ago,
I attempted to overthrow
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the democratically elected
alderman from my district.
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But I was captured
and imprisoned.
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Fools!
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Then you arrived and
provided me a means of escape.
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Get to the point,
flame-o.
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If I can't rule the sun,
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I shall ignite your planet
and rule here instead.
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So you set
all those fires.
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You framed me! You're
huff in' for a snuff in', boy!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(LAUGHS) Foolish robot.
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No power on Earth
can extinguish me!
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Oh, yeah?
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Let's see how you stand up
to pure grain alcohol!
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(SCREAMING)
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Hello.
What's this flaming pool?
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You mean
the company lava pit
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that goes all the way
to the Earth's fiery core?
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Uh, I don't know.
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The core?
Oh, this is too easy.
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Once I make my way there,
your planet will go micro-nova
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and become a miniature sun,
with me as its supreme alderman.
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(LAUGHS EVILLY)
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Oh, no, you probably don't!
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(GRUNTS)
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Gotcha.
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If I can't extinguish you,
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I'll take you where
there's nothing flammable,
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SO you can't do
any more harm.
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Turn back, Bender!
Turn back or else!
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Or else what?
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00:14:09,097 --> 00:14:10,432
Or else that.
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Nice try, flame bag,
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but now you're trapped here
with me for the next billion years.
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I've saved
the entire world!
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And no one
will ever know.
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(SNIFFLING)
(TEAR CLINKS)
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00:14:49,262 --> 00:14:51,181
Huh?
Yes, hi.
249
00:14:51,264 --> 00:14:53,850
I'm from the vampire bank
that burned down.
250
00:14:53,934 --> 00:14:55,602
I have what remains
of the contents
251
00:14:55,685 --> 00:14:59,231
of a safe deposit box belonging
to a Bender B. Rodriguez.
252
00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:01,316
Thank you.
253
00:15:03,902 --> 00:15:06,780
Bender's medal.
It melted in the fire.
254
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:09,491
Wait a second.
255
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,455
You can't keep
me here forever.
256
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:18,834
Sooner or later,
a polar bear will happen by.
257
00:15:19,167 --> 00:15:21,586
A nice,
flammable polar bear.
258
00:15:22,337 --> 00:15:25,507
Polar bears don't burn.
I've tried many times.
259
00:15:30,178 --> 00:15:31,138
Bender!
260
00:15:31,221 --> 00:15:33,265
Fry? How'd you find me?
261
00:15:33,348 --> 00:15:35,058
I used
the Find My Robot app.
262
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:38,186
BENDER: Neat.
What was it, 99 cents?
263
00:15:38,270 --> 00:15:40,355
No, free.
But it's got ads on it.
264
00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,690
That seems fair.
265
00:15:41,940 --> 00:15:44,776
Look, Bender,
I'm sorry for doubting you.
266
00:15:44,901 --> 00:15:49,322
I realize now that you're a true
hero, not a glory seeking arsonist.
267
00:15:49,531 --> 00:15:50,740
How'd you figure it out?
268
00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,117
Your burnt-up medal.
269
00:15:52,325 --> 00:15:54,369
I know you would
never set a fire
270
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,455
that would endanger
your own valuables.
271
00:15:57,539 --> 00:15:58,707
Of course not.
272
00:15:58,790 --> 00:16:00,417
It was
a psychotic flame creature
273
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:02,085
from the sun who
set those fires.
274
00:16:02,794 --> 00:16:03,837
Flame creature?
275
00:16:03,920 --> 00:16:06,506
That's right.
Fry, meet flame-o.
276
00:16:07,215 --> 00:16:10,177
That's not a flame creature.
It's your pilot light.
277
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:13,346
No. It's a fire monster
from outer space,
278
00:16:13,430 --> 00:16:16,475
and I'm heroically saving
the world by trapping him here.
279
00:16:17,684 --> 00:16:19,019
So it was you.
280
00:16:20,061 --> 00:16:23,565
You're so desperate for glory,
you made up this whole crazy story.
281
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:25,734
Here's your medal, hero.
282
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:40,123
Stupid Bender.
283
00:16:40,332 --> 00:16:42,584
Liar, liar, pants on fire.
284
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:48,757
(CHUCKLES EVILLY)
285
00:16:51,134 --> 00:16:52,636
There, finished.
286
00:16:53,428 --> 00:16:55,472
Man, I'm good at this,
eh, flame-0?
287
00:16:56,014 --> 00:16:57,807
Yo, flame-o!
288
00:16:59,768 --> 00:17:00,894
(GASPING)
289
00:17:04,814 --> 00:17:06,107
(ALL SNORING)
290
00:17:08,568 --> 00:17:10,320
(ALARM BLARING)
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
291
00:17:12,447 --> 00:17:14,449
So, where's
the fire this time?
292
00:17:14,741 --> 00:17:16,201
Here.
Where?
293
00:17:16,284 --> 00:17:18,411
Here! Literally, here!
294
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:21,289
(ALL GASPING)
295
00:17:39,599 --> 00:17:41,685
It's like the flame
has a mind of its own!
296
00:17:41,851 --> 00:17:43,895
It's deaky!
Freaky deaky!
297
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:50,569
This fire's unstoppable!
298
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,445
Thank God we all
got out of there.
299
00:17:52,654 --> 00:17:54,030
FRY: Someone save me!
300
00:17:55,156 --> 00:17:58,493
I made a rope from my clothes,
but then this fire started.
301
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:00,120
Raise the main ladder!
302
00:18:04,624 --> 00:18:06,293
Don't lose hope, Fry!
303
00:18:06,501 --> 00:18:08,253
What kind of
coffin do you want?
304
00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,342
(GRUNTS)
305
00:18:17,721 --> 00:18:20,765
Bender? I should have
known you started this fire.
306
00:18:20,932 --> 00:18:22,684
Just another chance
to be a hero.
307
00:18:22,892 --> 00:18:25,186
Well, you're not saving me.
Not this time.
308
00:18:25,478 --> 00:18:27,772
I don't have time
for this shazbot.
309
00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,983
You're getting heroed,
whether you like it or...
310
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:41,453
If you're done saving me from
the fire monster from the sun,
311
00:18:41,536 --> 00:18:42,871
I'll be on my way.
312
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:48,376
I guess some grown men
just don't like being carried.
313
00:18:48,543 --> 00:18:52,047
Thank you, Bender. You
brought me right to the lava pit.
314
00:18:52,130 --> 00:18:53,214
(LAUGHS)
315
00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:55,800
And another thing.
316
00:18:55,884 --> 00:18:57,469
If someone gives
you a nice medal,
317
00:18:57,552 --> 00:18:59,888
you should be responsible
enough to care for it.
318
00:19:00,221 --> 00:19:01,556
Fry?
Yeah?
319
00:19:01,890 --> 00:19:03,433
Shut up!
I got to do hero stuff.
320
00:19:05,268 --> 00:19:08,438
All the lava in the world
won't wash away your lies.
321
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:15,779
(GASPING)
322
00:19:15,862 --> 00:19:18,907
We are the mystic
aldermen of the sun.
323
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:20,325
Okay.
324
00:19:20,533 --> 00:19:22,077
Stand back, please.
325
00:19:22,619 --> 00:19:23,745
Okay.
326
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:27,916
Unhand me!
327
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,419
Thank you for your heroism,
Earth Robot.
328
00:19:32,587 --> 00:19:36,758
You have saved your planet
from becoming a lifeless ball of fire.
329
00:19:37,133 --> 00:19:40,470
You are now the greatest hero
in Earth's history.
330
00:19:40,762 --> 00:19:42,847
Yes! Suck it, Gilgamesh!
331
00:19:43,139 --> 00:19:44,724
Goodbye forever.
332
00:19:44,808 --> 00:19:47,227
No! I won't go back! I won't...
333
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,524
Holy crap! All your
crazy stories were true!
334
00:19:52,607 --> 00:19:54,609
You saved
the entire Earth!
335
00:19:54,859 --> 00:19:56,820
Yes. Yes, I did.
336
00:19:57,320 --> 00:19:59,447
(SIGHS) But no one
will ever believe me.
337
00:19:59,614 --> 00:20:01,616
Yes. They will.
I'll vouch for you.
338
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:04,244
No. They won't
believe you either.
339
00:20:04,452 --> 00:20:07,664
If you even tell anyone I was
here, they'll say I set the fire.
340
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:10,959
So, please,
for me, cram it?
341
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,752
No! The world has
to know that...
342
00:20:12,836 --> 00:20:14,963
AMY: Fry?
Are you down here?
343
00:20:17,173 --> 00:20:19,801
He's all right!
Praise Gilgamesh!
344
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,559
So you started the fire?
345
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,310
I'm afraid so.
346
00:20:29,477 --> 00:20:31,354
Bender was
thousands of miles away.
347
00:20:31,646 --> 00:20:34,274
I guess a welding torch
is no way to catch a rat.
348
00:20:34,524 --> 00:20:37,068
What were you thinking?
This is coming out of your pay!
349
00:20:38,153 --> 00:20:40,405
Well, I'm back.
What'd I miss?
350
00:20:40,488 --> 00:20:41,865
Looks like
the building burned down.
351
00:20:41,948 --> 00:20:43,992
Yeah, thanks
to this dope.
352
00:20:44,492 --> 00:20:45,994
(GASPS) Fry did it?
353
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,663
You're a horrible person!
Ow!
354
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:51,958
And your carelessness nearly
cost the life of my best friend.
355
00:20:53,293 --> 00:20:54,294
(WHISPERS) You.
356
00:21:00,717 --> 00:21:01,885
(SLAP)
FRY: Ow!
357
00:21:01,968 --> 00:21:03,344
(SLAP)
(BENDER GROANS)
358
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:04,721
(SLAPPING)
(BOTH GROAN)
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