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MAN ON TV:
Coming this fall.
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Some cops can read minds.
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Did you do it or not?
I'm not a mind reader.
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Some cops can see the past.
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I could solve
this crime if only
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I had personally
watched it happen.
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And some cops get
help from angels.
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Come on, Gabriel, you
must have seen something!
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No, man, I ain't
seen nothing for no cop.
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But there's still one cop with
no special abilities whatsoever.
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There's only one way to know
who committed this crime.
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I'll just have to find out.
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Detective Klaus Mandela
is The Finder Outer.
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This truly is the golden age
of television.
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Hey, Papa, want to help me
earn a merit badge?
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Hmm? Sorry, son.
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Right now, NBC needs
my love more than you do.
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(CHANGES CHANNEL)
(SIGHS)
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Lrrr.
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Either help the boy, or go
outside and degauss the lawn!
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Oh, very well.
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Merit badges.
This brings me back.
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Oh! Bone whittling.
I used to love that.
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Patricide. Well,
let's work up to that one.
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How about skull arranging?
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That is for Grrrl Scouts!
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Men bring the skulls home,
women arrange them.
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I'm gonna help you
earn a manly badge.
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Planetary invasion!
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(GROANS)
But that's really hard.
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Hard shmard.
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I'll let you invade the easiest
planet in the whole galaxy.
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FARNSWORTH:
Good news, everyone!
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I'm in terrible pain.
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How is that good news?
It's not.
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I've run out of Good News
brand herbal supplement.
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If you don't get me more
Good News, everyone,
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my arthritis will make me seize
up like a dried monkey carcass.
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I've seen those.
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In the Great Monkey Desert.
(TV TURNS ON)
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MORBO: We interrupt your TV
being off for this special bulletin.
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An alien saucer has been
detected en route to Earth.
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We now go live to
the White House lawn,
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where such things
usually land.
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Go on. Ring the bell
and invade them.
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(DOORBELL RINGS)
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Yes?
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Hi? I'm Jrrr, of
the planet Omicron Persei 8.
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What's that?
Speak up, son.
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Don't look at me.
You're invading him.
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I just wanted to know... Well,
I'm here to invade your planet?
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(LAUGHS)
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What a cute little...
(WEAPON COCKS)
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Uh-oh.
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BRANNIGAN! Get
out here and surrender
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before I get my
expletives deleted!
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And Earth is yours.
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So, sire,
how may I please you?
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Go ahead. His bowels aren't
gonna dis-em themselves.
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Can't we just go?
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Mm-mmm. Not until
you blow something up.
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Aww, man.
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Uh...
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Just pick something
and blow it up
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so I can get home in time
for The Finder Outer.
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Oh...
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What the...
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All right, good enough.
Let's go.
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He killed my
second-to-last Agnew.
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Rosemary! Sweep the
booze bottles off my desk!
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I'm addressing the planet.
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ROSEMARY: First,
brush your teeth!
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Yeah, yeah.
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My fellow Earthicans, a great
American monster has been silenced.
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Clone of Agnew is gone,
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killed in his clomping shoes
by ruthless Omicronians.
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But we're gonna get even, by
golly. (CHANNEL CHANGING)
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Crap,
he's on every channel!
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Effective immediately,
I'm calling for
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a planetary embargo
against Omicron Persei 8.
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Where's my Hot in Cleveland?
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All trade with
the Omicronians stops today.
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And that includes
cultural exports.
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Cultural?
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I'm talking about TV!
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Nixon out!
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(HOWLS)
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No!
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(NIXON HOWLING ON TV)
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(TURNS TV OFF)
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Well, I never liked going to
Omicron Persei 8 anyway.
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If we want to
breathe sulfuric acid
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and get our heads torn off
by giant lizards,
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we can always go
to Gary, Indiana.
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Even I would never
send you to Gary, Indiana.
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But I am sending you
to Omicron Persei 8.
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(ALL CLAMOR)
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Oh, my gosh,
are you kidding?
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You see, the active ingredient in
my Good News herbal supplement
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grows only on
Omicron Persei 8.
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And due to the embargo,
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the only place to get it
is straight from the source.
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The deadly, deadly source.
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I will not endanger this crew
for some quack remedy.
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Ha! The sacred weed of
Omicron is a serious herb.
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Sacred weed you say?
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Sweet toke of Ocracoke,
this stuff's the Omichronic!
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To the ship!
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We can't get through.
The planet's blockaded.
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That won't stop us.
Activate cloaking device.
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There's no such thing.
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Then engage
deflector shields.
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That's from TV, Geordi.
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Well, what sort of
stealth technology do we have?
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A can of paint.
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(CAN RATTLING)
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(BEEPING)
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Sir, there's an Omicronian ship
requesting safe passage home.
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Home? That's where I live.
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Let them through
the blockade.
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Okay, buddy up and
look out for Omicronians.
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It's up to everyone to get
their partner back alive.
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Fry, you go with Bender.
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Amy, with Leela.
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And I'll go with...
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Screwed again,
my friend.
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(LOW WHINING SOUND)
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Hey, Bender,
you better check your ass.
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I think it's
leaking enchantment.
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That's not enchantment,
it's the herbs!
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Bender's electric field is
activating their bio-luminescence.
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ALL: Whoa!
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We'll need
scientific samples.
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Everyone, start filling
these dime bags.
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(GASPS)
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Whoa, a palace!
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Parapets, battlements,
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everything my
Big Book of Castles promised.
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I'm gonna sneak a closer look.
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Bender, you'll let me know
if we have to cheese it, right?
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First law of robotics, baby.
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(VEHICLE APPROACHING)
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(GASPS)
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Five-O, five-O!
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Five what?
Five Omicronians!
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Everyone, grab your buddy
and get back to the ship!
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Coming through!
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Is everyone on board?
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I got my buddy.
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Hermes is my buddy.
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Bender, where's Fry?
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I saw him in
the kitchen with Dinah.
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You know, the dyno-matic
food-service robot.
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Let's go already!
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(WEAPONS COCKING)
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I smell the stink of
Earth humans. Fan out!
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They got away,
Your Scaliness.
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We must have
just missed them.
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The ground is still warm.
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(WHINES QUIETLY)
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I want my Earth shows!
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These local programs
are completely unwatchable.
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Hey, Pops,
want to play skull ball?
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I'm watching something here.
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(SIGHS)
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(FRY SNEEZES)
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Hello?
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FRY: Ow!
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You can come out.
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Don't be scared.
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Mmm!
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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You're an alien?
Do you speak English?
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English?
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You must be a terrestrial from
that Earth ship they were hunting.
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Don't worry,
I won't hurt you.
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Hey, thanks.
You want some candy?
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Ew. You were
eating my turds?
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Feces pieces? Blech!
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You must be hungry.
Really hungry.
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Come inside,
I'll feed you.
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Okay,
but I'm kind of picky.
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I'm gonna call you "T."
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For terrestrial?
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No, "turd-eater."
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But I have to
hide you from my dad.
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He's really mad at humans
'cause he can't watch television.
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(GASPS) Your dad must be Lrrr!
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BOTH: "Ruler of the planet
Omicron Persei 8."
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(BOTH LAUGH)
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He's a terrible father.
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Bender,
do you know where Fry is?
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I haven't seen him since we
got back from Omicron Persei 8.
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Fry? You just missed him.
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He went out to
buy you flowers.
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Whatever kind you like best.
"Cause he loves you and crap.
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Aw, that's so sweet.
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Thanks, Bender.
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Dude!
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That herb you scored cleared
up my arthritis and my glaucoma.
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Have you seen Fry?
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00:10:32,840 --> 00:10:37,469
Fry? He went to get you
a burrito at the gas station.
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Awesome.
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00:10:39,012 --> 00:10:41,932
You got to love a dude
that brings the munchie.
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Fry is one guy I'd
definitely never abandon.
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(CHUCKLING)
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Oh!
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This is my fleam.
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00:10:53,277 --> 00:10:55,404
You use it to peel
the skin off your enemies
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layer by layer {ill
they die or whatever.
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Neat! Hey, you know who
would love fleaming stuff?
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My friend Bender,
who I'll never see again.
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Aw. You're homesick,
aren't you, T.?
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00:11:07,958 --> 00:11:09,001
Mm-hmm.
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00:11:09,084 --> 00:11:11,545
I miss Earth,
and I'm still hungry.
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00:11:11,628 --> 00:11:13,172
Do you have any
more of that candy?
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00:11:13,255 --> 00:11:15,299
No, but I have a toy Earth.
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Home.
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00:11:35,569 --> 00:11:37,779
I didn't abandon you!
You wandered off!
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Stop judging me, Fry-bed!
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(BENDER GRUNTING)
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00:11:42,743 --> 00:11:43,952
Oh...
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00:11:44,286 --> 00:11:46,788
It's just not the same
without the muffled screams.
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If only I could hear
your voice again.
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00:11:49,666 --> 00:11:50,667
(GASPS)
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(MACHINE BEEPS)
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00:11:52,127 --> 00:11:53,795
Hello, it's me, Fry!
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I'm not here right now,
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'cause we're out getting drunk
at the Olive Garden.
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So just leave a message for
myself or Bender after the tone.
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See you!
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00:12:02,638 --> 00:12:03,639
(BEEPS)
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Oh...
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
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00:12:07,226 --> 00:12:08,644
LEELA: Fry? Are you home?
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00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:12,147
We're supposed to have a date
at the adults-only pancake house.
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00:12:12,439 --> 00:12:15,400
Of course he's here
and not on another planet!
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00:12:17,945 --> 00:12:21,240
In fact, he's about to
talk to you right now.
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00:12:21,448 --> 00:12:22,866
LEELA: Oh, good.
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00:12:23,533 --> 00:12:25,118
Hello, it's me, Fry.
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I'm drunk right now.
241
00:12:27,496 --> 00:12:28,956
So just leave.
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00:12:29,039 --> 00:12:30,249
LEELA: (TENTATIVELY) Okay.
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I love you.
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Olive you.
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00:12:34,628 --> 00:12:36,338
(LAUGHS)
246
00:12:37,172 --> 00:12:41,134
And finally, our new
employee of the month is Fry.
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00:12:41,426 --> 00:12:43,929
He's really been putting
his nose to the grindstone,
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according to Bender's
constant updates.
249
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:49,017
He's been working so hard,
we barely even see him.
250
00:12:49,476 --> 00:12:50,936
It's strange, that.
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00:12:51,019 --> 00:12:52,396
There's nothing
strange about it.
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He's just out of sight around
this corner, exterminating mice.
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(TAPE REWINDING)
254
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Mice... Mice...
255
00:12:59,194 --> 00:13:01,280
Myself... EIf... EIf...
256
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:02,364
Oops.
257
00:13:02,447 --> 00:13:03,865
Elves are back.
258
00:13:09,913 --> 00:13:11,206
T. text home?
259
00:13:11,290 --> 00:13:12,374
Sorry, boy.
260
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:15,669
"Cause of the embargo, our planets
aren't allowed to communicate.
261
00:13:15,877 --> 00:13:17,713
Update Facebook status home?
262
00:13:17,879 --> 00:13:19,047
(SIGHS)
263
00:13:19,548 --> 00:13:23,051
Look, my scout manual has a
section on emergency communication.
264
00:13:23,427 --> 00:13:24,970
Maybe we can
rig something up.
265
00:13:25,053 --> 00:13:27,264
Would you like that, boy?
Would you, boy?
266
00:13:27,347 --> 00:13:28,390
(PANTING)
267
00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:36,773
Watch out!
268
00:13:40,235 --> 00:13:42,779
Sorry. This planet
has a moon problem.
269
00:13:47,117 --> 00:13:49,161
So what makes
this thing fly?
270
00:13:49,244 --> 00:13:51,038
It's powered by love.
271
00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:52,539
Aw...
272
00:13:53,081 --> 00:13:55,375
Okay, stop loving me
so much so we can land.
273
00:13:55,459 --> 00:13:56,460
No problem.
274
00:14:01,923 --> 00:14:03,383
Okay, this tech dump
275
00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:06,345
has every kind of high-tech
communications device.
276
00:14:06,511 --> 00:14:09,765
Using all of them, I'm sure
I can get a message home.
277
00:14:10,932 --> 00:14:12,017
(GRUNTS)
278
00:14:12,184 --> 00:14:13,518
There. Finished.
279
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:23,779
Oh, God, I can't believe
I abandoned Fry.
280
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:28,617
I'll never forget the feel of his
soft skin against my flailing fists.
281
00:14:29,201 --> 00:14:30,786
(SOBS)
282
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:36,166
Wait, there's still
some beer left.
283
00:14:38,835 --> 00:14:39,920
Huh?
284
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,386
(GASPS)
285
00:14:47,469 --> 00:14:50,430
"S.0.8."? Those are
the letters that Fry knows!
286
00:14:50,639 --> 00:14:51,973
He's alive!
287
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:55,102
Yeah?
288
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:03,527
LRRR: Jrrr, how do I watch
a funny on the YouTube?
289
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:06,154
It's my dad. Quick, hide!
290
00:15:06,279 --> 00:15:07,322
(GRUNTS)
291
00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:11,743
What's going on in here?
292
00:15:11,993 --> 00:15:13,370
Nothing.
293
00:15:13,495 --> 00:15:16,081
I was just playing Foosball.
By myself.
294
00:15:16,164 --> 00:15:18,041
I thought I told you
to kill those foos.
295
00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:19,251
(RUSTLING IN CLOSET)
296
00:15:19,543 --> 00:15:20,585
LRRR: Hmm...
297
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:24,339
Let's just have a look
in the toy closet, shall we?
298
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:29,719
Skull, skull, skull,
skull, skull... Wait.
299
00:15:29,803 --> 00:15:31,638
Why haven't you
fleamed this skull?
300
00:15:31,763 --> 00:15:33,432
(SHUDDERS)
Hi, Mr. Lrrr.
301
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:34,850
(SCREAMS)
302
00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:37,853
Hey, you're one of
those Earth spies
303
00:15:37,978 --> 00:15:39,312
from that Earth ship,
aren't you?
304
00:15:40,647 --> 00:15:41,773
Are you going to kill me?
305
00:15:41,857 --> 00:15:43,608
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
306
00:15:44,192 --> 00:15:45,444
Jrrr is.
307
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:49,990
BENDER: Three, two, one.
308
00:15:56,204 --> 00:15:58,874
Hang on Fry,
I'm a-coming' to save you!
309
00:16:00,041 --> 00:16:02,252
You are my hero.
310
00:16:02,335 --> 00:16:03,962
Shut up, Fry, I know it.
311
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:10,719
It's a nice day.
312
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:13,221
We'll take him out to the
yard, and after you shoot him,
313
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:14,848
we'll play catch
with his bladder.
314
00:16:14,931 --> 00:16:17,225
But I can't.
He's my pet.
315
00:16:17,350 --> 00:16:18,602
You shot your hamster.
316
00:16:18,685 --> 00:16:20,812
I told you,
that was suicide.
317
00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,063
(FRY GROANS)
318
00:16:23,148 --> 00:16:25,609
He looks kind of sick. What
have you been feeding him?
319
00:16:25,692 --> 00:16:27,736
Uh, some stuff I made.
320
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:30,822
Whatever. It's time I
made a man out of you.
321
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:34,075
Right here, today, while I'm
not missing anything good on TV.
322
00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:36,912
Now get in there
and shoot your beloved pet!
323
00:16:40,749 --> 00:16:42,417
I guess this is goodbye.
324
00:16:44,127 --> 00:16:45,670
It's okay, Jrrr.
325
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:49,257
The week I spent hiding in
your closet, eating your turds,
326
00:16:49,341 --> 00:16:51,259
was the best week
of my life.
327
00:16:58,600 --> 00:16:59,601
(FRY SHRIEKS)
328
00:17:03,730 --> 00:17:05,232
Run, boy! Run!
329
00:17:12,989 --> 00:17:16,493
He's escaping on
a bicycle powered by love.
330
00:17:16,743 --> 00:17:19,204
Which is an ordinary
thing on this planet.
331
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,419
(ALL PANTING)
332
00:17:27,128 --> 00:17:29,047
They're getting away.
Love harder!
333
00:17:29,130 --> 00:17:31,550
We can't, sir. The men
have been hurt too often.
334
00:17:31,633 --> 00:17:32,759
Ahh!
335
00:17:32,842 --> 00:17:33,927
Ahh!
336
00:17:36,805 --> 00:17:39,140
We did it!
We're home free!
337
00:17:39,516 --> 00:17:41,101
Yes, but...
338
00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:42,352
I'm dying.
339
00:17:42,435 --> 00:17:44,020
Not 'cause of the turds.
340
00:17:44,104 --> 00:17:45,230
Can I have a turd?
341
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,899
Just rest.
I'm gonna get you to a vet.
342
00:17:53,405 --> 00:17:54,698
(GRUNTING)
343
00:17:56,950 --> 00:18:00,203
I am Drrr, doctor of the
planet Omicron Persei 8.
344
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:02,872
It appears you may have
ingested something toxic.
345
00:18:02,998 --> 00:18:05,208
Open your mouth
and say "ahhhh!"
346
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,585
Ahhh.
347
00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:07,752
Good God!
348
00:18:07,836 --> 00:18:10,380
Here, take some of this herb
to ease the pain.
349
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:12,924
Can you save him?
350
00:18:13,091 --> 00:18:15,969
I could, but he'd only live
another 80 years at most.
351
00:18:16,136 --> 00:18:18,054
The humane thing is
to put him to sleep.
352
00:18:18,763 --> 00:18:19,848
(EXCLAIMS)
353
00:18:20,390 --> 00:18:22,017
Stop!
I won't let you do it!
354
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:24,603
Dad?
355
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:26,354
Because you have to do it.
356
00:18:26,438 --> 00:18:29,649
Be a man for once and
fleam this wretched creature.
357
00:18:29,858 --> 00:18:31,234
I won't.
358
00:18:31,943 --> 00:18:33,945
I'm not exactly
like you, okay?
359
00:18:34,029 --> 00:18:36,489
I don't want to conquer
planets or kill things,
360
00:18:36,656 --> 00:18:38,074
or wear a lame cape.
361
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,826
It's not lame,
it's lamé.
362
00:18:39,909 --> 00:18:42,245
And this thing
lying on the bed?
363
00:18:42,454 --> 00:18:46,708
He may be a weird skin ball full
of love and some kind of red juice,
364
00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:48,043
which is delicious,
by the way,
365
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:49,419
I've been drinking it
every day,
366
00:18:49,544 --> 00:18:50,587
but we're friends.
367
00:18:50,962 --> 00:18:52,922
And I will not kill him.
368
00:18:59,638 --> 00:19:02,515
You know, standing
up to me is pretty manly.
369
00:19:03,391 --> 00:19:05,435
I'll tell you what, sport.
I'll kill him for you.
370
00:19:05,977 --> 00:19:08,813
Good news! Nobody
has to kill him after all.
371
00:19:08,897 --> 00:19:10,440
Because he already died!
372
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:14,110
(GASPS) T.!
373
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:15,570
(SOBS)
374
00:19:16,237 --> 00:19:17,739
(BOTH SOB)
375
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:21,076
Son...
376
00:19:21,576 --> 00:19:25,372
I didn't mean it about
the cape. Capes are cool!
377
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:27,707
(LOW WHINING SOUND)
378
00:19:27,916 --> 00:19:28,917
(GASPS)
379
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:30,669
He's alive.
380
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:32,128
At least his butt is.
381
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:36,174
(BENDER GRUNTING)
382
00:19:38,426 --> 00:19:39,427
Fry?
383
00:19:40,095 --> 00:19:43,306
Bender. I knew you wouldn't abandon
me for much more than a week.
384
00:19:44,015 --> 00:19:46,226
What's happening?
Why is his butt glowing?
385
00:19:46,309 --> 00:19:48,853
The electromagnetic intensity
of the robot's friendship
386
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:52,357
is causing the herbs in his
bowels to bioluminesce with love.
387
00:19:52,440 --> 00:19:54,401
Probably.
That's right, ugly.
388
00:19:54,484 --> 00:19:56,403
I'm here to take
my friend home.
389
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:58,446
Whoa, is that a fleam?
390
00:19:59,155 --> 00:20:01,408
But, T.,
can't you stay with me?
391
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:03,076
We could grow up together.
392
00:20:03,159 --> 00:20:06,121
No. I need to grow up
on my own planet.
393
00:20:06,454 --> 00:20:10,250
I must bid you farewell,
my special friend.
394
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,971
What the hell's been
going on around here?
395
00:20:26,891 --> 00:20:28,101
Ah! Fry!
396
00:20:28,184 --> 00:20:30,812
You've been working so hard,
we haven't seen you in days.
397
00:20:31,062 --> 00:20:34,065
Wait, what?
No, I was stuck on... Ow!
398
00:20:34,149 --> 00:20:37,861
Stuck on another delivery
that he undertook on his own.
399
00:20:38,069 --> 00:20:41,197
We're all very lucky and
not suspicious to have him.
400
00:20:42,031 --> 00:20:45,118
Hey, Fry, things sure have
been going great between us.
401
00:20:45,368 --> 00:20:48,037
Remember that make-out
session in that dark closet?
402
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:50,290
You were like a machine.
403
00:20:50,790 --> 00:20:51,916
But |I...
404
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:53,501
Olive you.
405
00:20:54,961 --> 00:20:56,337
It's me, Fry!
406
00:20:56,504 --> 00:20:58,256
It sure is.
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