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Ah! Another
successful day.
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Deliveries were made.
Nobody got hurt.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Yes, another
successful day.
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Well, see you
guys tomorrow!
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I'm going home, by myself,
as is normal for me.
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Have a good night, Leela!
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I won't see you again
until the morning.
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Goodbye. Goodbye now.
Yeah, see you later, chumps.
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Okay, everybody,
see you tomorrow.
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Good night, everyone!
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Professor, you live here.
Where are you going?
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I have no ideal
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Fry? Where are you?
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Right here, baby.
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(GRUNTING)
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Uh, could you help me?
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Ah! Alone and unhooked.
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Let the evening begin.
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All right, all right,
where's the surprise?
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Almost there.
Keep your eyeball closed.
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(BEEPS)
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(WHIRRING)
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(GASPS)
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Fry, this is amazing!
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You did this
all by yourself?
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Uh-huh.
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All with stuff I found
around the office.
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Top Ramen in a Cremora sauce,
Xerox-blackened chicken.
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Oh! And for dessert,
cherry throat lozenge jubilee.
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(SNIFFS) Mmm...
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What a wonderful nighttime
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sneezing, coughing, stuffy
head, so-I-can-rest dessert!
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This really is lovely, Fry.
Thank you.
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Uh-huh.
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Don't pay me no mind.
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(GROANS) Scruffy, could we
please have a little privacy here?
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If you can't see me,
is that private?
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(GROANS) Come on, let's go
somewhere we can be alone.
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It's so quiet.
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I'm surprised we're the only
couple out in Central Park.
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In this remote,
unlit area.
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On Batman's
night off. Oh!
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This is a stickup!
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Oh, hey, Fry and Leela.
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Bender?
What are you doing?
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I'm just out for my
nightly crime spree.
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Which reminds me, this
is still a mugging, so...
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Hee-ya!
Ow!
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(GRUNTING)
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Help, I'm being mugged!
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(BOTH SNIGGERING)
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BOTH: Mmm...
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A secluded table, some
big giant ants, and thou.
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Oh!
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Hello, I'm Dr. ZOIDBERG.
I'll be your busboy tonight...
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Fry! Leela! It's me, ZOIDBERG.
From work and Linkedln?
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Mind if I join you?
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Very much so.
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What with the bad economy
and Hermes never paying me,
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I got a second job
clearing dishes.
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(SINGING)
Dishes, dishes, dishes
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Cleaning up the dishes
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I'm a singing busboy.
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No, you're not!
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Let's just go
to my place.
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(ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Finally,
just the two of us.
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Yeah, I knew it was
on one of these albums.
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MAN:
Just the two of us
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We can make it if we try
Just the two of us
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Uh... What about...
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(SNORING)
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He won't wake up
if we stay quiet.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(GROANS)
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Nibbler! Scat!
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(EXCLAIMS)
(MUSIC STOPS)
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Why is it so impossible for two
people to be completely alone?
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FEMALE VOICE: Are you
and another person
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finding it impossible
to be completely alone?
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Now what?
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It's targeted advertising.
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Can you shut it off?
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Only if I
cut off my arm.
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I'll get a knife.
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For true privacy and solitude,
visit Casa Ysolata Eco-Resort.
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From the moment our
automated shuttle picks you up,
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you'll be totally alone.
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With no employees and just a
single well-appointed bungalow,
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Casa Ysolata caters to only
one couple at a time.
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So act now!
The perfect getaway awaits!
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That sounds great!
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Aw, but you can't
possibly afford
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to take me to
a place like that.
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Oh, yes, she can.
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As a return guest, Leela
will receive a 25% discount
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and a complimentary
waterfall.
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(GASPS) This is
exactly what we need!
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Plus, you get a return
visitor discount.
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Hey, wait,
you were there before?
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Um...
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Well...
With someone else?
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Once. With my old
boyfriend Sean.
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But look,
that's ancient history,
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and we need some
one-on-one time.
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I'm up for it
if you are.
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I don't know.
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You'd probably be thinking
of Sean the whole time.
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Oh, not the whole time.
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Who ordered all these
old-timey cars?
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The inhabitants of Simian 7,
the Planet of the Apes,
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and monkeys and tarsiers
and several lemurs.
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All primates, really.
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Hey, guys.
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We just stopped by to tell you
we're taking some vacation days.
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No, you're not! You've
got to go on this delivery!
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But we've earned
these days off.
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We're not cattle,
we're human beings.
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You're human beings?
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Good Lord, you can't
go on this delivery.
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Humans are forbidden on
the Planet of the Primates!
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Okay, then.
See you in a week!
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Buh-bye!
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Bender, since you're not
human, you can still go.
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And, ZOIDBERG,
you can replace Fry.
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Hooray!
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I'm the Fry, with the cool red
jacket and the walking on sunshine!
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But we still need
someone to pilot the ship.
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Amy, what are you?
Human.
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Damn! Then you'll
need a disguise.
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Do you have
a marmoset costume?
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No. Just these
marmoset pajamas.
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They'll have to do.
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(EXOTIC MUSIC PLAYING)
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Man, these hands do
everything but pick your nose.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(SNIFFS)
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Wow. Well picked.
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I had a nice picking
last time I was here.
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Come on, let's take a walk.
I'll show you around.
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Hey, want to go skinny dipping
by the light of the fireflies?
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Leelal
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Somebody might see Wingus
and the Ping Pong boys!
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No, it's just the
two of us. Come on!
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(WATER SPLASHING)
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All right,
I'll just keep my top on.
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Oh... What the heck!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Well, here we are,
alone and naked.
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Want to play Marco Polo?
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Sure!
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Marco!
Polo!
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Marco!
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MAN: Polo!
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Sean?
Leela?
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Sean?
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Polo!
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What are you
doing here, Sean?
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I was on vacation.
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Repeat customer discount,
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free meals 'cause I brought
my own peanut butter.
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Whole trip cost
less than 600 bucks.
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But this is a private resort
for only two people at a time.
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Yeah, my week is up,
but the shuttle broke down
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and they're still
trying to fix it.
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But, hey, they gave me two
free drink coupons for my trouble.
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You want to buy one?
How about you?
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Sean, I'd like you to
meet Fry. He and I are...
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What would you
say we are, Fry?
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Nude and interrupted.
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Uh-huh. Listen, Leela,
I'd love to catch up.
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What do you say we split
a free drink at the robo bar?
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They've got
unlimited pretzels.
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Put a little peanut butter on
there, they really fill you up.
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Well, it has
been a while.
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Is it okay
with you, Fry?
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Sure, that'd be great. I'll just sit
here and feed the mosquitoes.
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(MOSQUITOES WHINING)
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I'm not sure this marmoset
disguise is working.
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I'm not sure, either.
We better ask Amy.
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Well, that's the last one.
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But what does a monkey
financial services corporation
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want with a fleet
of classic cars?
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We don't want the cars,
just the tires!
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Gentlemen, the new
office chairs are here.
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(ALL GIBBERING EXCITEDLY)
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Sign here, please.
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I'll just use my
opposable thumb.
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You know, normally I don't
go for New World monkeys,
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but I am digging
your upright posture.
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Geez, Edwards, hitting
on a delivery marmoset?
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Why don't you just show
her your big blue ass?
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Oh, I'm getting to that.
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(CLICKS TONGUE)
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Call me.
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Oh, my gosh.
Amy? Amy Wong?
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Guenter?
From Mars University?
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How have you been?
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Pretty good.
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Working in
financial services,
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you really get to
help rich people
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realize their
expensive dreams.
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Nice disguise, by the way.
I won't say anything.
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After that, my music career
really started taking off.
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I recorded a demo and shot a
video, but then I lost my phone.
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My life has been
equally exciting.
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It turned out I'm
not an alien orphan.
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I'm a mutant with
wonderful parents.
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Yeah, we've been through
a lot, me and my sax.
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May I noodle?
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Please.
It's been a long time.
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(PLAYING MELLOW MUSIC)
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(FRY GULPING)
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Look at them.
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I came here to get romantic
with the woman I love.
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Instead, she's with
her ex-boyfriend
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and I'm stuck with a pair
of skilled mechanical hands.
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Say, I don't suppose
you're free later?
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Then I have no choice.
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And now this part.
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(PLAYING FAST-PACED MUSIC)
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If you want to steal my girl,
you'll have to fight me for her.
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Stop playing that lovely
song and put up your dukes!
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(GRUNTS)
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Fry, there's nothing
to be jealous of.
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I've been sitting here
paying my bills online.
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(BEEPING)
(DISTORTED MUSIC PLAYS)
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Dude, you broke my reed!
You owe me, like, a dollar!
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You'll have to
kill me for it!
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Just stop,
you two!
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I've had that reed for 20
years! It's irreplaceable!
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(GRUNTS)
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I want my dollar!
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Sean?
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What the heck are
you doing, you moron?
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A little drinking, a little
fighting. Get off my back.
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Who are you?
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This is my wife, Darlene.
We met at the 99 cent store.
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You're married?
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Wait a dang minute.
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One eye, purple hair.
You're Leelal
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The crazy one
that Sean dumped.
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It was mutual!
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Sean, why is this
hussy at our resort?
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Your resort?
This is our vacation.
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Could've fooled me.
Quiet, Fry.
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This is between me and the
lady in the hooter hammock.
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Listen, honey,
251
00:13:03,949 --> 00:13:05,909
I'd love to stay here
and Denny's-fight you,
252
00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:07,536
but they just told me
the shuttle's fixed.
253
00:13:07,619 --> 00:13:10,330
What? We better leave before
they charge us for another day.
254
00:13:10,414 --> 00:13:12,749
Grab some complimentary
snacks and let's go!
255
00:13:12,833 --> 00:13:14,334
(BOTH PANTING)
256
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:21,341
I'm drunk, I'm grouchy, and
I'm gonna eat this peanut butter.
257
00:13:21,425 --> 00:13:22,467
Want to watch?
258
00:13:22,551 --> 00:13:24,136
Not really,
but I will.
259
00:13:24,219 --> 00:13:25,345
Fine.
260
00:13:32,436 --> 00:13:33,770
(GRUNTING)
261
00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:36,148
(BOTH WHIMPERING)
262
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:44,156
This is Christopher Colobus,
the brave monkey
263
00:13:44,239 --> 00:13:45,991
who led a band of
genetically engineered
264
00:13:46,074 --> 00:13:48,952
primates from Earth
to colonize our planet.
265
00:13:49,036 --> 00:13:50,829
Wait, if you guys
came from Earth,
266
00:13:50,912 --> 00:13:52,372
why do you hate
humans so much?
267
00:13:52,456 --> 00:13:53,832
Oh, please.
268
00:13:53,915 --> 00:13:57,002
Humans experimented on us,
chained us to organ grinders,
269
00:13:57,085 --> 00:14:00,380
made us ride around
in ridiculous tiny vehicles.
270
00:14:00,464 --> 00:14:02,007
(EXCLAIMS)
(HONKING)
271
00:14:02,466 --> 00:14:05,510
You're still riding around
in ridiculous tiny vehicles.
272
00:14:05,594 --> 00:14:06,970
By choice.
273
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,638
Come on,
let's grab some lunch.
274
00:14:12,684 --> 00:14:15,187
It's all-you-can-eat, so just
pick off whatever looks good.
275
00:14:16,521 --> 00:14:18,482
Ew! Gross!
276
00:14:18,565 --> 00:14:20,525
I'm gonna use the tongs.
277
00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:23,945
(MONKEY GIBBERING)
278
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:27,282
We have our own
literature, music and art.
279
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:30,077
The smear lines
are impeccable.
280
00:14:30,285 --> 00:14:32,120
(ELEPHANT TRUMPETING)
281
00:14:32,579 --> 00:14:34,373
Unlike your Earth zoos,
282
00:14:34,456 --> 00:14:37,292
our zoo is a model of
compassionate encagement.
283
00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,544
The animals don't even
know they're in captivity.
284
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:44,800
See?
285
00:14:48,345 --> 00:14:49,388
(SNIFFLES)
286
00:14:49,971 --> 00:14:51,056
Um... (CLEARS THROAT)
287
00:14:51,139 --> 00:14:55,060
Leela? I'm sorry
I ruined our vacation.
288
00:14:55,143 --> 00:14:56,520
It's not your fault.
289
00:14:56,603 --> 00:15:00,732
I wanted this week to be special.
And then Sean had to show up.
290
00:15:00,816 --> 00:15:03,318
Do you still have
feelings for him?
291
00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,403
No.
292
00:15:04,486 --> 00:15:07,906
I mean, I'll always respect
his frugality, but that's all.
293
00:15:07,989 --> 00:15:12,077
Well, the important
thing is we're finally alone.
294
00:15:18,375 --> 00:15:20,043
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
295
00:15:22,712 --> 00:15:24,047
(ALL GASP)
296
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:32,514
Oh, your God!
297
00:15:32,597 --> 00:15:34,975
Fry and Leela
are in a zoo!
298
00:15:35,058 --> 00:15:36,184
Shh!
299
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:37,394
Oh, sorry.
300
00:15:39,604 --> 00:15:40,981
(FRY MOANS)
301
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:44,943
Wow! Those fireflies
are going nuts.
302
00:15:45,026 --> 00:15:45,986
Come here.
303
00:15:46,069 --> 00:15:49,197
I've always wanted
to make love by bug-light.
304
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,199
Shmoly crap!
305
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:53,368
We've got to get Fry and
Leela out of this habitat
306
00:15:53,452 --> 00:15:55,412
before they
humiliate themselves.
307
00:15:55,495 --> 00:15:59,416
Please, Amy, the act of love
is a beautiful and natural...
308
00:15:59,499 --> 00:16:01,376
Oh, my God,
cover your eyes!
309
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:04,463
Come on, we better
talk to the zoo director.
310
00:16:10,135 --> 00:16:12,304
Mr. Zoo Director,
we don't know you
311
00:16:12,387 --> 00:16:14,014
and you're facing
away from us,
312
00:16:14,097 --> 00:16:16,683
but you have our friends
caged up and... (GASPS)
313
00:16:16,766 --> 00:16:18,101
Dr. Banjo?
314
00:16:19,186 --> 00:16:20,645
The same.
315
00:16:20,729 --> 00:16:22,439
Hang on. (GRUNTS)
316
00:16:22,522 --> 00:16:23,815
Coming around.
317
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:24,900
There.
318
00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:27,819
Why, if it isn't Professor
Farnsworth's friends.
319
00:16:27,903 --> 00:16:30,113
ZOIDBERG,
Bender and...
320
00:16:30,197 --> 00:16:32,616
Who is this fetching
young marmoset?
321
00:16:32,782 --> 00:16:35,035
Uh... Sparkles?
322
00:16:35,118 --> 00:16:36,828
Enough zoo director talk.
323
00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:39,164
We know those guys,
and we want them freed.
324
00:16:39,247 --> 00:16:41,958
DR. BANJO: Ah! Yes,
our famous Human Habitat.
325
00:16:42,042 --> 00:16:44,544
This pair have been our
most popular specimens yet.
326
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:46,004
Especially the male.
327
00:16:46,087 --> 00:16:48,840
I've never seen one have
so much trouble with zippers.
328
00:16:48,924 --> 00:16:52,010
As fun a sit is to watch Fry
try and operate his pants,
329
00:16:52,093 --> 00:16:54,554
you can't keep him and
Leela here against their will.
330
00:16:54,638 --> 00:16:56,139
Against their will?
331
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:58,725
My good robot,
they paid to be here.
332
00:16:58,808 --> 00:17:00,769
They think they're
on a romantic holiday.
333
00:17:01,520 --> 00:17:04,731
Humans have been vacationing
in our habitat for years.
334
00:17:04,814 --> 00:17:06,816
In fact,
Leela's been here before.
335
00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:11,154
When her previous mate, Sean,
returned here with his current female,
336
00:17:11,238 --> 00:17:14,574
we quickly invited Leela back
as a behavioral experiment,
337
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:19,079
keeping the first pair here under
the pretext of shuttle repairs.
338
00:17:19,162 --> 00:17:21,748
The human exhibit has
never been SO popular,
339
00:17:21,831 --> 00:17:23,750
all thanks
to your friends.
340
00:17:23,833 --> 00:17:25,627
Well, that's that.
341
00:17:25,710 --> 00:17:26,836
What do you want
to see next?
342
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,380
We have a great
maritime museum.
343
00:17:28,463 --> 00:17:29,422
Shut up, Guenter!
344
00:17:29,506 --> 00:17:32,968
You can't just put people
on display. It's cruel.
345
00:17:33,051 --> 00:17:34,052
Cruel?
346
00:17:34,135 --> 00:17:37,389
Was it cruel when humans caged
other primates in zoos for centuries?
347
00:17:37,472 --> 00:17:39,849
Wait, I know
the answer to this one.
348
00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:40,892
Yes.
349
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:43,603
Look, we're all agreed
humans are idiots.
350
00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,272
But these idiots
are our friends.
351
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:46,731
Friends, eh?
352
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,733
Perhaps you wouldn't be
so worried about them
353
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:51,069
if you knew what they
really thought of you.
354
00:17:51,152 --> 00:17:53,572
It's so great being
away from everyone.
355
00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,824
ZOIDBERG and
his awful stench.
356
00:17:55,907 --> 00:17:57,242
Stanky.
357
00:17:57,325 --> 00:17:59,286
Bender and his
obnoxious ego.
358
00:17:59,369 --> 00:18:00,704
But... But...
359
00:18:00,787 --> 00:18:02,080
And what about Amy?
360
00:18:02,163 --> 00:18:05,625
Always prancing around in
those stupid marmoset pajamas.
361
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:06,710
Hey!
362
00:18:06,793 --> 00:18:08,336
You know who
I hate most?
363
00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:11,506
That monkey we haven't
seen in years. Guenter.
364
00:18:13,174 --> 00:18:14,175
You see?
365
00:18:14,259 --> 00:18:17,345
Observing animals yields
critical scientific data.
366
00:18:17,429 --> 00:18:20,557
For example, that you,
Sparkles the marmoset,
367
00:18:20,640 --> 00:18:22,601
are in fact
Sparkles the human!
368
00:18:23,518 --> 00:18:24,519
(GASPS)
369
00:18:24,686 --> 00:18:27,022
Wild human!
Wild human!
370
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:28,982
(SCREAMS)
371
00:18:29,065 --> 00:18:33,778
Dr. Banjo, surely we can discuss
this like recently civilized beings.
372
00:18:33,862 --> 00:18:34,863
(GRUNTS)
373
00:18:35,697 --> 00:18:36,990
(EXCLAIMS)
374
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:38,908
Cheese it!
375
00:18:38,992 --> 00:18:40,535
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
376
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:42,537
(PANTING)
377
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,039
(MONKEYS GIBBERING)
378
00:18:46,791 --> 00:18:49,628
Hurry! We still have
to rescue Fry and Leela!
379
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:53,965
Even if my stupid marmoset
pajamas offend Leela's big fat eye.
380
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:57,010
After they said I
had an obnoxious ego?
381
00:18:57,093 --> 00:18:59,012
Me, the magnificent Bender?
382
00:18:59,095 --> 00:19:00,096
(GASPS)
383
00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,306
Back!
384
00:19:01,389 --> 00:19:02,724
Back, you beasts!
385
00:19:02,807 --> 00:19:03,850
Follow me.
386
00:19:03,933 --> 00:19:07,312
The one who stinks,
according to Fry's delicate nose.
387
00:19:07,395 --> 00:19:09,230
(GRUNTS)
(AMY PANTING)
388
00:19:11,066 --> 00:19:12,442
(ALL PANTING)
389
00:19:12,525 --> 00:19:15,320
This way. We can get in through
the back of the human cage and...
390
00:19:15,403 --> 00:19:16,863
(TRUMPETS)
(ALL GASP)
391
00:19:17,697 --> 00:19:18,823
Prairie elephant!
392
00:19:18,907 --> 00:19:20,909
Adorable prairie elephant!
393
00:19:21,409 --> 00:19:23,411
(ELEPHANTS TRUMPETING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
394
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:30,543
(GROWLING)
395
00:19:31,628 --> 00:19:32,921
(BARKING)
396
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:35,090
(SNARLING)
397
00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:41,888
Okay, let's just
get in, get out and...
398
00:19:45,725 --> 00:19:46,726
Now what?
399
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:49,688
Now we wait for nature
to take its course.
400
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:52,273
How long does it take
to pass through a moon worm?
401
00:19:56,319 --> 00:19:58,947
All right, let's just rescue
them and get out of here.
402
00:20:07,288 --> 00:20:09,874
Hooray, they're saved!
403
00:20:16,923 --> 00:20:18,550
And the robot hands
would make you
404
00:20:18,633 --> 00:20:21,261
a strawberry shortcake
any time of day.
405
00:20:21,344 --> 00:20:23,763
4-00, 7-00, any time.
406
00:20:23,847 --> 00:20:25,014
No way!
407
00:20:25,098 --> 00:20:26,099
I'm not lying.
408
00:20:26,182 --> 00:20:27,475
Also, Leela and I...
409
00:20:27,559 --> 00:20:31,104
Had a very nice,
very private vacation.
410
00:20:31,187 --> 00:20:33,189
Let's just
leave it at that.
411
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:36,609
Can I tell them? Please,
please? I got to tell them.
412
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,862
No. You'll only
make them feel bad.
413
00:20:38,945 --> 00:20:40,697
Let's not
humiliate them.
414
00:20:40,780 --> 00:20:42,532
Listen to Sparkles.
415
00:20:42,615 --> 00:20:43,950
Oh, no.
416
00:20:44,033 --> 00:20:46,494
What happened to your
marmoset pajamas, Amy?
417
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:50,331
Fry and I were just talking
about how adorable those are.
418
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:51,416
(BOTH SNIGGERING)
419
00:20:51,499 --> 00:20:54,502
Also, nothing in here
smells like a rotting crab.
420
00:20:56,379 --> 00:20:58,339
Now can I?
Now can I?
421
00:20:58,423 --> 00:20:59,424
Let 'er rip.
422
00:21:03,470 --> 00:21:05,013
You were in a zoo!
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