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And finally, I'm sure
you've all noticed
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the fabulous chandelier
you'll be delivering.
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What? Where?
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Up there.
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(ALL EXCLAIM)
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Nice.
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It's extremely delicate,
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so if one of you breaks it,
you're paying for it!
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Fry did it!
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Did what?
Just practicing for later.
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Ah! Perfect timing.
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I just turbocharged the
ship's matter compressor.
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What's the
matter compressor?
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Nothing's the matter, Fry, now that
I've turbocharged the matter compressor.
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(SIGHS) Instead of
making the ship faster,
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how about installing
some seat belts?
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Seat belts are dead weight.
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I feel the need
for speed!
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Yes, but I feel
the nafety for safety.
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Oh, Fuff!
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I don't get all up in your business
when you upgrade your bazooms!
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That's because my bazooms
don't put anyone's life in danger!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Done broke my spine.
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Nice rack, though.
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Thank you, Scruffy.
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(SPUTTERS)
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(EXPLODES)
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(EXCLAIMS)
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You wrecked my
dear ship Bessie?
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I just finished
naming her.
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LEELA:
Never mind the ship.
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What about us?
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(MUTTERS)
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Fry did it!
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We've had it with this
flying slaughterhouse.
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We're having it
towed away for scrap,
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and we're getting
a new, safer ship.
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Here I comes
to save the days.
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This is how
you treat me?
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After all the good news I've
given you over the years?
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Well, if you don't want
Bessie, you don't want me.
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Goodbye!
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Don't worry, shippums,
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with a whole junkyard
of spare parts to work with,
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I'll turn you
into a tepid rod.
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Oh! What the heck?
A hot rod!
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(WHIRRING)
(EXCLAIMS)
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Ah!
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Time for the mornings
melts downs.
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(BREATHING HEAVILY)
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I'll pay you back,
I swear.
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Yeah, yeah,
I heards its befores.
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(BEEPS)
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(WHEEZES)
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Next up,
the Planet Expresses ship.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
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What's the...
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In your face, sucker!
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Also, I'll send you a check
for the parts I stole!
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Okays, you honest
young punk!
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Now ons to the next junker.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(ALL HONKING)
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(SIGHS) The open road!
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Not a ship ahead of me.
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(ENGINES REVVING)
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Yo, Methuselah,
speed it up!
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You're making the roads unsafe
for us maniac street racers!
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Step off, you greasers!
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I was street racing back when
ships still ran on moon water!
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Damn, yo, get a
load of speed geezer!
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(ALL CHUCKLING)
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Hey!
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That's it,
you hoodlums!
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Your mouth just wrote a
PayPal transfer request
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that your butt has
insufficient funds to honor!
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Yo, it is on!
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Before that,
it was off.
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Twice around
Central Park.
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Loser has to make the winner's
Medicare co-payments for a year!
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All right.
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On three. One...
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Oh, it just got real.
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So real
I don't believe it.
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...two...
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Oh, man, I can't afford
no Medicare co-payments!
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...three!
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(CHUCKLING)
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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(MAN EXCLAIMS)
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Wrinkles got some
mad moves, Yo.
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Yo, Wrinkles,
you got big glasses.
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I'm gonna call you
the Professor.
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What?
No one calls me that!
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(BRAKES SCREECHING)
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Hey, Minx, we survive this,
can I finally get that date?
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Nah. You know
I'm with Benny.
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Girl, he don't own you !!
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Yeah, but he saved me
from my abusive father.
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Not physically abusive.
Verbally.
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It's a long story I can't get
into while we're spinning out.
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(CHUCKLES MOCKINGLY)
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(BOTH SCREAM)
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(BOTH SCREAMING)
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Ow! Paper cut!
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(HANDCUFFS CLICKING)
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Hey!
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Hey, Earl, it's that
street racing gang
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we've been trying
to bust for years.
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Unsuccessfully,
I might add.
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Guess this is your
lucky day, Pimparoo.
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Those punks have endangered
our citizens for the last time.
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(SIREN WAILS)
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(BOTH EXCLAIM)
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Ironic!
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Whoa !! It's the police!
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Let's turn and burn!
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Running off, eh?
You're pathetic!
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You wouldn't be scared of the
po-po if you had a ship like mine.
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Yo, Professor, if
your ship's so dope,
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why are those
cops on your tail
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like my dad's verbal
abuse on my psyche?
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'Cause you haven't seen
what old Bessie can do yet.
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Sayonara,
Tokyo driftwood!
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(BRAKES SCREECHING)
(CRACKLING)
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What the what?
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Oh, snap! Dude pulled
a dimensional drift!
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I can't believe
we lost them again.
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I need a drink.
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Nah. We're on the job.
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Let's just go pepper spray
some homeless families.
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(CRACKLING)
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(ALL EXCLAIM)
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That was
a sick move, yo!
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Thank you. I have no
idea what that means.
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You got a death wish,
Professor.
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Something must've happened in
your life that hurt you, just like us.
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In my case,
it was verbal abuse.
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That's in the rear-view
mirror, baby.
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It wasn't what he said that
hurt, it was what was left unsaid.
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Sometimes the best way
to deal with your problems
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is to drive away
from them real fast.
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So, yo, you want to
hook up with our crew?
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Again, no idea
what that means.
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Good news, everyone!
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Our safe new ship
has arrived,
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and it's gonna knock your
socks on, where they belong.
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Ta-dal
(ALL CHEERING)
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(ALL MURMURING)
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Is it inside that box?
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No. That's the ship.
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The boxy shape keeps it
from going too fast.
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And check out the
interior. (LOCK BEEPS)
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Note the rear-facing
safety seats.
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Ha! Cool!
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Hey, wait. If I'm backwards, I
can't see out the windshield.
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There is no windshield.
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Who needs a big,
breakable piece of glass
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when we can just
monitor everything
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on the padded
dashboard display?
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At least there's
a cup holder.
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That's an arm holder.
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(MUTTERS)
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Hey!
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Well, let's break
this ship in.
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This package is going
to Glorionimous 3,
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which orbits an incredible
rainbow giant star.
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All right!
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Let's ride!
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(BEEPS)
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(BEEPING RHYTHMICALLY)
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(YAWNS)
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Safe and sound.
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(SINGING) Bender is bored,
Bender is bored
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Bender, Bender, Bender
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Leela, Bender's
bothering me!
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FEMALE VOICE: Driver
distraction detected.
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Bender, Bender, Bender
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(MUFFLED SPEECH)
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Amazing!
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You multicultural punks just
race and tinker all day long?
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And we rap about
our problems.
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Like, my aunt's
neighbor is a hoarder.
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Stack of magazines
fell on her cat.
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It's hard, you know?
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Yo, you're not alone.
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Hey, Professor, that
dimensional drift was hot!
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How'd you rock that?
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It's simple, Minx.
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All you need is
a 4-D intake manifold.
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(BEEPING)
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It sucks in fourth dimension,
creating a friction-less wormhole.
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ALL: Whoa !!
Dig that!
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00:10:05,896 --> 00:10:08,941
Ain't no thing but
a hyperchicken wing.
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(ALL SNORING)
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(THUD)
(ALL EXCLAIM)
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What?
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Huh? I guess we're here.
Let's make the delivery.
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FEMALE VOICE:
Delivery auto-completed.
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Welcome home, heroes!
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The ship did everything?
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00:10:25,415 --> 00:10:27,501
But we didn't
have an adventure.
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This is
a delivery company.
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00:10:29,169 --> 00:10:31,964
We need less adventures,
not more adventures.
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00:10:32,047 --> 00:10:34,299
Now come on, let's
go to the ready room
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and wait for our
next assignment.
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00:10:42,766 --> 00:10:44,518
Leela...
Ready for action, sir!
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00:10:44,601 --> 00:10:45,602
Uh... Okay.
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00:10:45,686 --> 00:10:47,938
I need you to pick up
a few groceries.
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00:10:48,021 --> 00:10:50,983
Oh! And on the way, drop off
Fry and Bender at karate class.
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00:10:51,066 --> 00:10:52,985
Oh, right,
it's Wednesday!
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00:10:53,068 --> 00:10:54,695
Today we're gonna
learn spinny kicks!
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00:10:54,778 --> 00:10:56,405
(BOTH CHEERING)
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00:11:14,673 --> 00:11:16,216
(KIDS LAUGHING)
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00:11:19,970 --> 00:11:21,096
(GRUNTS)
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FEMALE VOICE:
Stop sign in 75 feet.
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00:11:26,602 --> 00:11:29,313
Stop sign in 50 feet.
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00:11:29,396 --> 00:11:31,356
I know how to stop
at a stop sign!
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00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:32,566
(THUD)
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00:11:36,528 --> 00:11:40,657
Yo, soccer mom, speed it up!
Move that lunch bucket!
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00:11:42,034 --> 00:11:43,160
Oh, Leelal
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00:11:43,243 --> 00:11:44,369
Professor?
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00:11:44,453 --> 00:11:46,622
What did you do
to the Planet Express ship?
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00:11:46,705 --> 00:11:49,374
And why are you wearing
a leather lab coat?
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00:11:49,458 --> 00:11:52,002
Because unlike you,
I'm cool.
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00:11:52,085 --> 00:11:55,047
I drive fast late at night
when I should be sleeping.
228
00:11:55,130 --> 00:11:57,507
But you
wouldn't understand.
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00:11:57,591 --> 00:12:00,719
I understand I can still
out drive your saggy ass,
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even in this clunker.
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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00:12:04,264 --> 00:12:06,516
That one-eyed housewife
called you out!
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00:12:06,600 --> 00:12:09,353
When and where, PTA?
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00:12:09,686 --> 00:12:11,480
(ENGINE REVVING)
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00:12:12,981 --> 00:12:15,817
AMY: What kind of
glorked-up drag strip is this?
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00:12:15,901 --> 00:12:17,861
Mobius drag strip, man.
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00:12:22,032 --> 00:12:26,286
Okay, no cops,
no laws, no rules.
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00:12:26,370 --> 00:12:27,746
Now here are the rules.
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00:12:27,829 --> 00:12:30,540
Once around both same
sides of the half-twist
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and back to the start
and finish line.
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00:12:32,542 --> 00:12:33,543
Ready?
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00:12:33,627 --> 00:12:35,254
(ENGINES REVVING)
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00:12:36,171 --> 00:12:38,924
Leela, Professor,
don't do this!
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00:12:39,007 --> 00:12:40,217
It's too exciting!
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00:12:40,300 --> 00:12:44,429
Mark, set, go, yo!
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00:12:58,527 --> 00:12:59,528
One more lap!
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00:12:59,611 --> 00:13:01,238
Nah, half a lap.
248
00:13:01,321 --> 00:13:03,991
You forgot, on the Mobius
strip, two laps is one lap.
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00:13:04,074 --> 00:13:05,284
(CHUCKLES)
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00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,786
You kids and
your topology.
251
00:13:14,251 --> 00:13:16,378
The lady from work
is winning!
252
00:13:17,421 --> 00:13:20,632
Looks like you're about
to lose to a minivan.
253
00:13:20,716 --> 00:13:23,760
Unless you have any surprise
moves you've forgotten about.
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00:13:23,844 --> 00:13:26,388
No, no. Wait!
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00:13:26,471 --> 00:13:28,015
(READING)
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00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:29,933
(BRAKE SCREECHES)
257
00:13:30,851 --> 00:13:32,644
(CRACKLING)
(FARNSWORTH EXCLAIMING)
258
00:13:34,646 --> 00:13:36,064
(ALL GASP)
259
00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:41,653
(CRACKLING)
260
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:43,113
(CHUCKLING)
261
00:13:43,905 --> 00:13:45,741
Now who's in the lead?
262
00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:48,577
Seriously, I have no idea.
263
00:14:02,507 --> 00:14:04,926
Hooray! A tie!
264
00:14:11,308 --> 00:14:13,310
(GASPS) Do you
think they're dead?
265
00:14:13,393 --> 00:14:14,686
No, no.
266
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:17,898
I choose to believe they're
alive in some other dimension.
267
00:14:17,981 --> 00:14:19,316
Screaming in agony.
268
00:14:19,399 --> 00:14:20,359
(SNIFFLING)
269
00:14:20,442 --> 00:14:22,194
I hope so.
270
00:14:30,660 --> 00:14:31,870
What's going on?
271
00:14:31,953 --> 00:14:34,414
Why do I look like a
stupid cartoon character?
272
00:14:34,498 --> 00:14:37,042
I feel like I lost
weight. All of it.
273
00:14:37,125 --> 00:14:38,168
Remarkable!
274
00:14:38,251 --> 00:14:41,088
It seems that colliding
at relativistic speed
275
00:14:41,171 --> 00:14:44,132
has collapsed us down
into two dimensions.
276
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,051
Oh, no! Like Flatland?
277
00:14:46,134 --> 00:14:47,469
Call it what you will.
278
00:14:47,552 --> 00:14:51,181
The point is, the new Shrek
movie won't look nearly as good.
279
00:14:51,807 --> 00:14:53,809
I was taking a nap
in the back seat.
280
00:14:53,892 --> 00:14:55,936
Anything happen while
I was... (MUTTERS)
281
00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:03,735
Bloods on the Möbius strip.
282
00:15:03,819 --> 00:15:06,071
When will these
kids learns?
283
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:12,077
(SNIFFLES) So
now what happens?
284
00:15:12,160 --> 00:15:15,122
It's the end of Planet
Express and life as we know it.
285
00:15:15,205 --> 00:15:17,624
We're out of business
unless we find a new crew!
286
00:15:17,707 --> 00:15:19,835
Yo, dawg,
we're a crew.
287
00:15:19,918 --> 00:15:21,294
Well, that solves that.
288
00:15:21,378 --> 00:15:25,340
If we're gonna be co-workers,
I gotta be straight with you.
289
00:15:25,757 --> 00:15:31,388
I've been emotionally scarred by
years of unspoken verbal abuse.
290
00:15:31,471 --> 00:15:34,975
I'm ZOIDBERG.
Nice to meet you!
291
00:15:35,934 --> 00:15:38,937
Hey, Flatso, how do we get
out of this two-bit dimension?
292
00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:41,731
There's a simple
answer for that. We can't.
293
00:15:41,815 --> 00:15:42,816
(ALL GASP)
294
00:15:42,899 --> 00:15:44,443
But on the upside,
295
00:15:44,526 --> 00:15:46,778
we've got a whole
dimension to explore
296
00:15:46,862 --> 00:15:49,781
with entirely different
laws of physics.
297
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:53,034
Why, watch what happens
when I drop this marble.
298
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:59,124
Well, that's the same, but
other things are different.
299
00:15:59,207 --> 00:16:02,043
Come, look at this
two-dimensional bird's nest.
300
00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:05,088
Ooh! Me first! I'll just
step past Leela here.
301
00:16:05,172 --> 00:16:06,298
BOTH: Ow!
302
00:16:06,381 --> 00:16:10,677
You can't step past in this
dimension. You have to step around.
303
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:12,220
(MUTTERING MOCKINGLY)
304
00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:16,683
Observe this
two-dimensional egg.
305
00:16:16,766 --> 00:16:19,478
If we were in the third
dimension, looking down,
306
00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:22,105
we'd be able to see
an unhatched chick in it,
307
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:24,858
just as a chick inside
a three-dimensional egg
308
00:16:24,941 --> 00:16:27,861
could be seen by an observer
in the fourth dimension.
309
00:16:27,944 --> 00:16:31,072
Fourth dimension? I can't
picture that! You're dumb.
310
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:33,074
Halt!
(ALL EXCLAIM)
311
00:16:33,158 --> 00:16:34,159
Who said that?
312
00:16:34,242 --> 00:16:36,828
All I see are a bunch
of vertical line segments.
313
00:16:36,912 --> 00:16:38,997
We are the
Lords of Flatbush.
314
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:41,541
Come. The king has declared
a feast in your honor.
315
00:16:41,625 --> 00:16:44,127
Wow. How did he
even know we're here?
316
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:45,879
'Cause I'm him.
Let's eat.
317
00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:58,183
(WHISTLING)
318
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:01,478
(CHUCKLING)
319
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:04,064
(BLOWS TRUMPET)
320
00:17:05,065 --> 00:17:06,399
The feast is served!
321
00:17:06,483 --> 00:17:08,652
Choose whatever
two-dimensional foods you like.
322
00:17:08,735 --> 00:17:12,489
Crepes, flatbread, McDonald's
hamburgers. You get the idea.
323
00:17:12,572 --> 00:17:14,783
Yum! Apples!
324
00:17:18,537 --> 00:17:20,914
Hey, how come
I can't swallow?
325
00:17:20,997 --> 00:17:22,749
Hmm... I guess
it's because
326
00:17:22,832 --> 00:17:26,711
our two-ended digestive system
can't exist in this dimension.
327
00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,880
I suppose that
could be an issue.
328
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,423
(MUFFLED SPEECH)
329
00:17:31,007 --> 00:17:33,426
I knew it. I knew he'd
get us killed somehow.
330
00:17:33,510 --> 00:17:37,597
As you can see, or rather
can't see, but take my word for it,
331
00:17:37,681 --> 00:17:39,766
such a digestive
system would divide
332
00:17:39,849 --> 00:17:43,061
a 2-D being into
separate pieces!
333
00:17:43,144 --> 00:17:45,981
So how are we supposed
to eat and digest?
334
00:17:50,819 --> 00:17:51,820
Got it.
335
00:17:51,903 --> 00:17:54,990
Well, since we have
no digestive systems here,
336
00:17:55,073 --> 00:17:58,577
I guess we'd better get back
to the third dimension after all.
337
00:17:58,660 --> 00:18:01,663
Third dimension? I can't
picture that! You're dumb.
338
00:18:01,871 --> 00:18:03,665
(ALL LAUGHING MOCKINGLY)
339
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:06,710
There's nothing
funny about science!
340
00:18:06,793 --> 00:18:11,089
If there can be an X-axis
and a Y-axis, why not a Z-axis?
341
00:18:11,172 --> 00:18:13,675
He's opening our
minds to new ideas!
342
00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:14,801
Kill him!
343
00:18:14,968 --> 00:18:16,428
(CLAMORING)
344
00:18:17,470 --> 00:18:19,222
(ALL WHIMPERING)
345
00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,146
To the ship!
Which ship?
346
00:18:26,229 --> 00:18:28,106
Leela's! It's safer.
347
00:18:28,189 --> 00:18:30,108
Safety kills.
We got to move!
348
00:18:30,191 --> 00:18:31,776
(CLAMORING CONTINUES)
349
00:18:37,073 --> 00:18:39,576
Let's go! Let's go!
Let's go!
350
00:18:39,659 --> 00:18:41,953
Oh, what's the
point of fleeing?
351
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:43,997
Even if we escape
from those creatures,
352
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:47,167
we'll still be stuck in this
dimension till we starve.
353
00:18:47,250 --> 00:18:49,628
Wait. What about
a dimensional drift?
354
00:18:49,711 --> 00:18:51,921
If it went through the
fourth dimension before,
355
00:18:52,005 --> 00:18:54,382
maybe here, it'll go
through the third dimension!
356
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,134
By God, you're right!
357
00:18:56,217 --> 00:18:57,344
But to keep us there,
358
00:18:57,427 --> 00:19:02,140
I'd need to accelerate to dimensional
escape velocity during the drift.
359
00:19:02,223 --> 00:19:04,517
Oh! If only Minx
could see that.
360
00:19:04,601 --> 00:19:08,063
Then she'd see me as
more than just a father figure.
361
00:19:18,823 --> 00:19:19,908
Now's good.
362
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:23,953
(CRACKLING)
363
00:19:30,585 --> 00:19:33,421
FARNSWORTH: Two point
one dimensions! Two point two!
364
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,423
Two point pi!
365
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:37,550
FRY: Look, up there!
There's some up!
366
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:39,010
LEELA: The third dimension!
367
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:43,223
FARNSWORTH: Indeed, but we're
about to crash into some sort of huge disk!
368
00:19:43,306 --> 00:19:44,933
(ALL SCREAMING)
369
00:19:45,642 --> 00:19:48,144
FRY: My bowels
returned at a bad time!
370
00:19:51,314 --> 00:19:53,775
I'd likes to say
a few words.
371
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,694
(CLEARS THROAT)
372
00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:57,028
I'm gonna burns them ups.
373
00:19:57,445 --> 00:19:58,446
(BEEPS)
374
00:20:01,449 --> 00:20:02,951
(BUBBLING)
375
00:20:19,634 --> 00:20:20,844
(ALL EXCLAIM)
376
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:29,644
We're back, baby!
377
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:31,271
(ALL CHEERING)
378
00:20:31,938 --> 00:20:34,482
It's been an emotional
five minutes,
379
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,943
but I guess everything
worked out in the end.
380
00:20:37,026 --> 00:20:39,362
Yo, boss,
not everything.
381
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:43,324
(EXHALES DEEPLY)
382
00:20:44,951 --> 00:20:46,578
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
383
00:20:47,662 --> 00:20:49,456
Hello?
384
00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:50,623
Dad?
385
00:20:54,377 --> 00:20:55,378
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
386
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:56,671
(ENGINES REVVING)
387
00:20:57,714 --> 00:20:59,841
(SIRENS WAILING)
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