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It's over eight million bucks.
That's a lot of DeNiros.
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This is a berry, berry bad!
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Earth's boring.
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I'll save us.
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Let's go visit my parents at their
fabulous casino in Mars Vegas.
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(ALL CLAMORING EXCITEDLY)
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Take that, Earth!
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Look out, penny slots.
I've got a system.
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It's to put all my money
in you. (LAUGHS)
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ZOIDBERG, maybe Vegas isn't
the best place for people like you.
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What? It's full of
fat guys in sandals.
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I just mean, your money management
skills could use some work.
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Like, the only
reason my family even
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owns a casino is
'cause we've kept
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such a close eye on
our money for generations.
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BENDER: You sure have!
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No offense, ZOIDBERG,
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but maybe you'd be better
off if you stayed behind.
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Yes, better.
A lonely weekend
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in my dumpster with a jar
of pennies and tears.
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Sounds good.
See you Monday!
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(POLICE SIRENS WAILING)
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The cops are closing in.
Better ditch the loot somewhere.
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Hey-yo, how about that
dumpster down there?
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You mean the one in
that alley off 72nd Street?
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Yeah. What do you
think I'm pointing at?
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BENDER: Mars Vegas,
here we come!
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(ALL CHEERING)
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(ALL EXCLAIMING WITH SURPRISE)
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(SIGHS)
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God, it's ZOIDBERG.
I hate to bother you, but...
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Okay, okay, I'll shut up!
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(UPBEAT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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LEO: This very
lucky casino we own.
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Someone wins one
million dollar every hour!
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Usually it us.
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33 black.
Everyone lose.
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(ALL SIGH)
Man!
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I can't help noticing a lot of your
employees are native Martians.
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Yeah, they a proud,
grouchy people.
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(GROWLS)
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Well, they do work
for minimum wage
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in a land that
was once theirs.
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Yeah, but they never made
wise use of the land.
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When my ancestor Reginald Wong
found them here,
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they had no bingo parlors
and only one prostitute.
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Pfft. Pathetic.
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This here the buffet.
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Ooh! Perfect timing! It's the
weekly changing of the shrimp!
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Way up here's
the money-counting room.
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It's Mars' happiest place
on Earth! (LAUGHS)
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This much money could
feed a small, starving planet.
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But it doesn't!
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(GROANING EXCITEDLY)
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I'll just reach
down and get that.
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(LAUGHS)
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(SNIFFS) Something
don't smell right.
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(SCREAMS IN PAIN)
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Don't mess with Blind Joe.
Nothing get past his sense of smell.
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Yeah, that's why he in here.
Guarding galaxy's most secure safe.
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Every day at 3:45,
we load in the daily take.
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This whole place is
finely tuned machine
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for separating suckers
from their money.
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(BEEPING)
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Category five sucker now arriving.
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(BRASSY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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The minute you walked in the
joint I could smell you were a man
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Who was stinking'
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A real big lobster, fresh
shellfish You give me a rash
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Ladies love a Decapod
With clothes made of cash
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Then let me get
right to the point
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I don't boil my pot
for every Crab I see
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Hey, rich lobster
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Blow your wad
of cash on me
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ZOIDBERG, what
are you doing here?
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And what's with all the money?
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It's my eight million dollars.
God gave it to me.
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Come now! God didn't get to
be God by giving away money.
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Loosen up.
You can't take it with you.
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Now, I'm heading
down to the casino,
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and I'm taking
my money with me.
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This is why you never see a
poor person with millions of dollars.
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Eight one-million-dollar
chips, please.
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I think that's about eight.
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Everything on 34.
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ZOIDBERG,
what are you doing?
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I don't know.
I think it's called roulette.
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34 red. You win $288 million.
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(ALL CLAMOR ENTHUSIASTICALLY)
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Let it ride!
(ALL GASP)
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34 red. Ten billion,
368 million dollars.
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Vodka with
a sardine in it, please.
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In fact, vodka with
a sardine all around!
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And let it ride!
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(ALL GASP)
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Stop! At least set aside a
billion for a decent apartment.
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No! I'm having
fun and a sardini!
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15 black.
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ALL: Aw...
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Now that's
the God I know.
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ZOIDBERG, what is
wrong with you?
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You just threw
away a fortune!
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Easy come, easy go.
But for one brief moment,
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I made everybody
on Mars happy.
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And if you ask me,
that makes me a winner.
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(BEEPING)
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Category five loser now departing.
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Hey, big lobster
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(LAUGHS)
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I'll make this simple.
Our money or your life.
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sardini?
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I'm telling you the truth,
I swear!
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Clamps, break something
over his head.
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Everything in
here's already broken.
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Find the least broken
object and use that.
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This Judith Krantz novel's
only missing its frontispiece.
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Ow!
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I told you, I spent it in Mars
Vegas! All eight million dollars!
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He can't be lying', boss.
Not after a Krantzing like that.
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All right. Then I'm
afraid we must kill you
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and dispose of your body
in the nearest dumpster.
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This one we're in
seems pretty close.
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(SHRIEKS)
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JOEY MOUSEPAD:
He's full of ink!
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We should have
brought a gun.
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(GROANING)
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That was one hell
of a weekend in Vegas.
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Dude, where's my ship?
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I parked it over there.
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Well, I don't remember much,
but I feel fine.
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Oh, my God!
Amy's mirror got a tattoo!
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Luckily, we're prepared
for this eventuality.
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What's that?
A tattoo removal laser?
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(LAUGHS) Hermes, you and
your preposterous sci fi nonsense.
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No, this is simply a
translucidating ink polarizer.
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It aligns the pigment molecules,
channeling photons through,
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and rendering
the ink invisible.
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Ah. So it's less painful
than regular tattoo removal.
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Nobody said that.
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(SCREAMS)
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The robot mafia's after me!
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You got to hide me, or
it's curtains for Johnny Z.
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Hide a giant lobster
covered in ink?
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And how do you
propose we do that?
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(SCREAMS)
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My God! He was
so saturated with ink
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that his entire body
structure was polarized!
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You mean I'm invisible?
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No, no, no. Not in
any sense of the word.
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But essentially,
yes, entirely.
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(POUNDING ON DOOR)
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JOEY MOUSEPAD: It's no use, ZOIDBERG.
We're, like, 85% sure you're in there!
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Where is that rat?
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DR. ZOIDBERG:
Zoidberg's not here.
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All right, but if you see him, give him
one of these... (DR. ZOIDBERG GROANS)
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And one of these, and not one of
these. (DR. ZOIDBERG GROANING)
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Come on, Clamps,
let's go, and watch out,
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there's some sort of
smelly air pocket over here.
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(THUDDING)
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Well, that's that. We ain't getting
our money back from this ZOIDBERG.
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Hey, boss, this here casino
looks like it makes a lot of money.
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Maybe the Mafia should get
involved in the casino business.
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What are you, an idiot?
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Pretty much, yeah.
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Then you won't notice when
I claim your idea as my own.
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Come on, let's go
take over this casino.
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LEO: Fore!
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Mr. Wong, we have a
Mafia proposal for you.
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Your casino, give it to us.
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Okay, fine, I just retire
to my fabulous mansion.
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(LAUGHS)
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Hey, boss, ain't that the
type of mansion you like?
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Amy, the Mafia took
everything we had.
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Our casino, our home, and
our collection of rare servants.
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Don't worry, Mom, you can
always come live with me.
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No, we can't. Who do you
think been paying your rent?
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What's rent?
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Okay, we're at the dump.
Where should we heave this stuff?
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It's not a dump. It's the company
housing we built for our employees.
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Only place we can afford now.
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So just drop it here
on this bloody mattress?
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(SOBBING)
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Thanks, Tissue Ghost.
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DR. ZOIDBERG: You can't
afford tissue anymore.
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This is Walgreens
brand nose paper.
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ZOIDBERG? You snuck in here
while I was taking a bath?
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No, you snuck in here while I
was grabbing a bubble cake.
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(BELCHES)
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Listen, ZOIDBERG,
I owe you an apology.
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No, no, no. Go ahead.
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I was condescending to you
'cause you were poor,
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but now I realize it can
happen to anyone. I'm sorry.
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I appreciate that, Amy. Is there
any way I can help, maybe?
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No, I don't see how...
Wait, don't see.
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That's how you can help!
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There's one sure way
to set everything right.
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We'll use your
invisibility to pull off
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a daring and complex
casino heist.
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Of course, because no one
can possibly know what I'm up to.
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I've summoned you to the chart
room to explain how we're going to
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break into the casino vault,
steal millions
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of dollars from
under the Mafia's nose,
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and return the casino to its
rightful owners. Questions?
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How come we've never
been in this room before?
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I think this chart
will answer that.
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Now, the heist.
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As you know,
the main vault is here
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in the counting room
on the top floor.
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But your dad said it's the
galaxy's most secure safe.
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Yes, but they open it every
day at 3:45 to load the take.
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Then ZOIDBERG walks right in
because he's invisible.
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(ALL AGREEING) Well,
that, that just might work.
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Over here
with the donut.
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But the money's
not invisible.
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If the Mafia sees stacks
of cash floating out,
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won't they shoot first
and ask questions later?
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Not if ZOIDBERG
eats the money.
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Everything he swallows
turns invisible.
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Like so.
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Then later we just retrieve
it at our convenience.
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Hold on, that much cash would
weigh over 300 pounds.
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How can ZOIDBERG walk out
with that much weight?
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And he may be invisible,
but he's not in smell able.
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He stinks like
the inside of a Tauntaun.
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Won't someone
notice the stench?
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No, and to keep you
on your toes,
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I'll explain why only
after the heist has begun.
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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AMY: The key to the whole
operation is the casino's shrimp buffet.
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Today is Friday, the day the
week-old shrimp get hauled off,
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so the stench should be
just strong enough
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to mask Zoidberg's presence.
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Ew.
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What's bringing the stank?
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It ain't my gambling diaper. I just
changed it. Must be the shrimp.
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It's working. ZOIDBERG,
what are you doing?
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Sorry,
I'm just so hungry.
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Don't spoil your appetite. You
need to eat 300 pounds of cash salad.
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00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:25,924
At precisely 3:40,
the hazmat team
240
00:15:26,007 --> 00:15:28,135
arrives to swap
out the shrimp.
241
00:15:28,218 --> 00:15:29,219
(MUFFLED SHOUTS)
242
00:15:33,765 --> 00:15:37,352
Meanwhile, 10 floors above,
the vault is being opened.
243
00:15:49,656 --> 00:15:50,657
(SNIFFS)
244
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:52,325
Something
don't smell right.
245
00:15:52,451 --> 00:15:55,370
Shut your nose.
It's just the shrimp cart.
246
00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:00,625
(DR. ZOIDBERG GROANING)
247
00:16:00,709 --> 00:16:03,378
I think there was something
wrong with that rotten shrimp.
248
00:16:03,628 --> 00:16:05,922
Stop griping.
Now get in there,
249
00:16:06,047 --> 00:16:08,383
and remember,
eat everything in the safe,
250
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:10,719
especially
the little metal box.
251
00:16:10,886 --> 00:16:12,888
That's the most
valuable thing of all.
252
00:16:14,389 --> 00:16:16,933
Three, two, one.
253
00:16:19,394 --> 00:16:24,399
No, our cart! We count on
that for our job that we do.
254
00:16:24,566 --> 00:16:25,609
Pee-u.
255
00:16:25,692 --> 00:16:29,362
Joey, you got fingers, right?
Help me fix the lady's wheel.
256
00:16:37,787 --> 00:16:40,999
AMY: Once our man's inside,
we'll need to distract the Donbot
257
00:16:41,124 --> 00:16:43,084
So he doesn't close
the safe prematurely.
258
00:16:43,335 --> 00:16:46,671
You know, I think I'll close the
safe a little prematurely today.
259
00:16:46,963 --> 00:16:47,964
Whoa.
260
00:16:48,131 --> 00:16:53,929
Don't shut that door, partner.
I'm a crazy Texas robot millionaire,
261
00:16:54,262 --> 00:16:57,641
and I plan on losing
billions in your "casiny."
262
00:16:57,724 --> 00:17:00,519
Can you assure me my losings
263
00:17:00,602 --> 00:17:03,647
will be safe in
this here money closet?
264
00:17:03,980 --> 00:17:06,441
Yes. Please step aside.
265
00:17:08,151 --> 00:17:09,986
Four alarm chili.
Four alarm chili.
266
00:17:10,362 --> 00:17:13,698
Hello! I'm Prime Minister
Nelson Okeke of Nigeria.
267
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:16,368
I trust you
received my spam e-mail?
268
00:17:16,451 --> 00:17:19,162
Nelson, thank God
you're here, Hermes!
269
00:17:19,996 --> 00:17:21,122
(GROANING)
270
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:29,297
So full. And I still have
to eat the metal box.
271
00:17:38,974 --> 00:17:39,975
(BELCHES)
272
00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:42,602
As you can see by
my jeans and hoodie,
273
00:17:42,727 --> 00:17:45,272
I'm a young
Internet billionaire.
274
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:47,857
DR. ZOIDBERG: Help!
I'm sick! I can't move at all!
275
00:17:48,108 --> 00:17:49,150
What was that?
276
00:17:49,776 --> 00:17:52,904
I said "A seek a
kanamoo a tall."
277
00:17:53,071 --> 00:17:56,825
It means, "We must leave
now in an unusual manner."
278
00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,743
(ALL STRAINING)
279
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:03,123
I'm enjoying
the casino business.
280
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,125
You meet a lot of
colorful characters.
281
00:18:05,792 --> 00:18:09,296
Okay, you're good to go. Get
this bubba dump out of here.
282
00:18:16,177 --> 00:18:18,179
Okay, push "roof"
and we're home free!
283
00:18:21,474 --> 00:18:23,893
Zoidberg's too heavy!
The elevator's dropping!
284
00:18:24,060 --> 00:18:26,896
Change of plan! We'll have
to leave through the main exit!
285
00:18:31,234 --> 00:18:33,695
Everybody say
“fresh shrimp!"
286
00:18:33,778 --> 00:18:36,448
(GROANS)
That was a rough ride.
287
00:18:36,531 --> 00:18:37,532
(BELCHES)
288
00:18:37,657 --> 00:18:38,658
Uh-oh.
289
00:18:40,910 --> 00:18:43,204
Look! The shrimp
cart's paying out!
290
00:18:50,211 --> 00:18:52,255
Keep going.
We're almost outside!
291
00:18:52,380 --> 00:18:54,466
ZOIDBERG,
try to just burp up singles.
292
00:18:57,427 --> 00:18:58,845
FRY: Blind Joe!
293
00:18:58,928 --> 00:19:02,432
Smell with your eyes
what I see with my nose.
294
00:19:04,559 --> 00:19:05,769
(ALL GASP)
295
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:09,147
Well, well, well,
what have we here?
296
00:19:10,023 --> 00:19:11,399
Seriously, what is that?
297
00:19:11,691 --> 00:19:15,570
It's whoever or whatever
just emptied out your safe.
298
00:19:15,987 --> 00:19:17,781
All right,
shoot him, Blind Joe.
299
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:19,741
And let this be
a lesson to any other
300
00:19:19,866 --> 00:19:22,369
albino lobsters thinking
of robbing our casino.
301
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:24,329
(COCKS WEAPON)
302
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:26,998
There ya go.
303
00:19:27,082 --> 00:19:29,417
Don't shoot!
I have a deal to offer you.
304
00:19:29,834 --> 00:19:32,379
Sorry. We native Martians
aren't so crazy
305
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,506
about deals with
the Wong family.
306
00:19:34,589 --> 00:19:37,467
That's because you don't
know the original deal,
307
00:19:37,634 --> 00:19:40,178
the one my family
kept secret for centuries.
308
00:19:41,096 --> 00:19:42,263
(LAUGHS)
309
00:19:44,933 --> 00:19:48,186
This is the original contract
sighed by Reginald Wong.
310
00:19:48,436 --> 00:19:52,148
It stated that my ancestors
would hold the land for 100 years,
311
00:19:52,273 --> 00:19:55,110
after which it was supposed
to revert to the Martians.
312
00:19:55,402 --> 00:19:58,238
This casino belongs
to your people!
313
00:19:59,155 --> 00:20:00,573
(ALL CHEER)
314
00:20:01,282 --> 00:20:04,953
But, Amy, you planned this
whole thing to get the casino back!
315
00:20:05,286 --> 00:20:08,707
Yes, back to
its rightful owners.
316
00:20:08,915 --> 00:20:13,044
Now just a hold on minute.
This casino is wrongfully ours.
317
00:20:13,336 --> 00:20:14,337
Security!
318
00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:18,091
Escort the trespassers to
one of the desert's finest holes.
319
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:21,886
With ironic pleasure.
Let's go, trespassers.
320
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:23,304
Hey! What? Hey!
Those are my clamps!
321
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,140
Take it easy'!
Hey, what are you doing?
322
00:20:29,269 --> 00:20:32,772
Well, we lost the casino,
but thanks to Amy's kindness,
323
00:20:32,856 --> 00:20:35,734
the Martians gave us back
our house. And our other casino.
324
00:20:36,901 --> 00:20:39,863
So what happens to the
hero of our story, ZOIDBERG?
325
00:20:39,946 --> 00:20:41,823
Will I be
invisible forever?
326
00:20:42,031 --> 00:20:46,703
No, only until you take a bath
and wash off this invisible ink.
327
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:48,705
So, forever.
328
00:20:49,164 --> 00:20:52,667
Come on. You can use the
spa tub in the high-roller suite.
329
00:20:54,002 --> 00:20:58,089
Hey, big lobster
330
00:20:58,173 --> 00:21:01,718
Take a little bath with me
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