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(SCATTING)
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(BELCHES)
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(GROANS) Fry! That's
disgusting! What?
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You double-dipped!
Geez.
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Crew, you're
working too hard.
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Tell me about it.
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For once, I thought
it might be nice
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to do something in
a social setting,
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finally get to
know each other.
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Why, I don't even
know half your names!
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You, boy.
What do they call you?
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Most folks just
call me Orange Joe.
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So, Professor,
where are we gonna go?
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It's July, right?
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Let's wait three months
and go to Oktoberfest!
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(ALL CHEERING)
All right, baby!
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(WHOOPING)
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Bring on the beer! And
the scantily clad barmaids!
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And the more beer!
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(PLAYING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC)
Shh!
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Hey! I don't smell Bavarian-style
vomit. Where's Oktoberfest?
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This is Oktoberfest,
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the world's most
sophisticated exhibition
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of German food,
drink, and culture.
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Exquisite.
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Care for another, sir?
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No, I wouldn't want to ruin my
Oktoberfest by becoming intoxicated.
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What the hell
is going on here?
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Fry, quiet. Oktoberfest
is a classy celebration
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of how far
humans have evolved.
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You need to be on
your best behavior.
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No chance! You can all act
like Jersey Shore socialites,
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but at least Bender will
party with me. Right, buddy?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! I enjoy
partying as much as the next fellow,
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but this is Oktoberfest.
Good day, sir!
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Ach du freaking' Lieber!
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A sausage contest, eh?
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Sounds like fun on a bun!
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Shut up! I said it first!
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ELZAR: Bam!
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Also, ow.
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Oh, my God,
it's celebrity chef ELZAR!
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Hey, ELZAR, I've just recently
started always having dreamt of being
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a sausage-making champion.
Can I get in on this?
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Sure, I don't care.
You bring your ingredients?
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You bet!
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Hold on there, chief. Regular
old pork ain't gonna win this thing.
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You gotta get
innovative with your meat.
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See Chef Fritz
over there?
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He's only using the
choicest cuts of hummingbird.
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Murakami-san got his hands
on a nice rack of angel wings.
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Gonna grind 'em up
into Heavenwurst.
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And me? I'm making my
spice-weaseled bratwurst outta pork.
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So you are using pork!
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Pork that's been
aged for 3,000 years!
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Bam!
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Man! I can't beat that
with a Craigslist pig.
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Sorry, Grundy. I'll have to Kill
you later for some other reason.
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(GRUNTING)
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Sit up straight! The Countess
von Luftballoon is watching.
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Ugh!
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Man, all the fun
has been taken out of
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this once-noble
barf-a-palooza.
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You just say that
because you're primitive.
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People in your day
were backwards and crude.
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Well, at least
we were hammered!
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(GROANS) I'm as
thirsty as a drunk.
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Where do all these
child-sized beers come from?
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See that magnificent
heavily guarded cask?
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All the beer's in there.
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Ahh!
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Not all the beer.
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(CHEERING DRUNKENLY)
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Fahrvergnügen!
Kaiser Permanente!
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Fruzen Gladje!
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Fry! You're
embarrassing us!
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I don't care!
I'm finally having fun!
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Hey, come on,
you keister-meisters!
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Eins, Zwei, drei, vier, lift
your Stein and drink your beer!
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Ich bin ein never!
(MOANS)
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Whoa! Even with harps,
that's still
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the famous Oktoberfest
Chicken Dance!
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(CROWD MOANING IN DISGUST)
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Oh, I almost forgot!
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(CLUCKS)
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Get das booty
up here, Leela!
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I brought his and her
chicken hats! (CLUCKS)
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Okay, that's it. You are a
boorish, primitive Neanderthal!
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(HICCUP-PING)
Neanderthal?
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Yes. And I've
had enough!
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I'm breaking up
with you!
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(GASPS)
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We were going out?
(WHOOPS)
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I mean, no!
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And keep your stupid
chicken hat, too!
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(SOBBING)
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And the worst part is, I had to
have the breakup sex by myself!
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(CRYING)
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Fry, some of us
have real problems.
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I just learned there are people
with fancier sausage meats than me!
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(CRYING)
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I hate future Oktoberfest! It's
supposed to be beer and bratwurst,
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not breakups
and boring thing!
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
For hundreds of years,
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Oktoberfest has been
held here,
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in the fertile Neander Valley,
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where prehistoric man once
hunted the majestic Schnufel-Ufagus
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or woolly mammoth.
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To this day, paleontologists
sometimes find entire mammoths
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frozen in the valley's
icy glaciers,
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perfectly preserved for
exactly 30,000 years or so.
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Wait a minute, mammoth
meat aged for 30,000 years?
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Prize-winning sausage
meat, here I come!
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(BEEPING)
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I didn't know this ship
had a mammoth detector.
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You're drunk, Fry. This
is the elephant detector.
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I just set it to
"big and woolly."
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(BEEPING)
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Mammoth ahoy!
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Bender?
I smell burning tusk.
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That's probably it.
Kill the engine.
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(STRAINING)
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(ENGINE CLATTERING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(LAUGHS MALICIOUSLY)
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Wait till those judges get their
hands on my mammoth sausage!
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(WHOOPING)
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(SCREAMING)
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My hair is caught! Bender!
Turn it off! (SCREAMS)
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Sausage is great, sausage is
great. Sausage, sausage, sausage!
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This sausage is great!
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You, mein Robot,
move on to the next round.
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Shut up, Judge,
I know it.
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Way to go, Bender!
Can I try a piece?
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You can have
yourself a whole big boy.
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Mmm.
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That's good.
Where's Fry?
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I don't know.
Last I saw, he was
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jumping up and down
in my meat grinder.
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By the way, you got a
little something right there.
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This is the best
sausage I've ever tasted!
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Oh, my God! That
looks like Fry's hair!
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Come on, don't make jokes
like that while I'm eating.
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(SCREAMS)
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Poor Philip.
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He looks so peaceful.
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It's tragedy on a bun.
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(SOBBING)
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I ate Fry!
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I broke up with my
boyfriend and then I ate him!
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Now, now. We've all been there.
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The pain and
guilt are too much!
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I can't go on
knowing what I've done!
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(BELCHES)
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(WAILING)
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Fry!
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Can you really remove
all my memories of Fry?
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Oh, they'll still
be there, hon.
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I'm just gonna snip the links between
them and your conscious brain.
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Like this one "Fry
falls off zoo train."
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He thought he recognized
one of the monkeys!
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(ZAPPING)
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What was I crying about?
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Oh, we were just cutting'
onions, honey. Let's keep going.
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"Fry sits on a pie." "Fry finds
popcorn in his belly button."
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"You eat a sausage
made of Fry."
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"Fry gives you a chicken hat."
Oh, that's sweet.
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Good morning!
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Geez, who died?
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I don't know how Bender and
I do all this work by ourselves.
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Maybe we should
hire a delivery boy.
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You mean like...
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Bender! Shh! We have to
be careful not to remind her!
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What about my feelings? Fry was
my best friend, and now he's dead!
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(SOBBING)
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Nah, I'm just kidding. My pastor
helped me through my grief.
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(SCATTING)
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Bender's a jerk,
but he's right.
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We've all got to accept
that Fry is gone forever.
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Whoa. Where happened?
What am I?
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Sausage is great, sausage is
great. Sausage, sausage, sausage.
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(SCREAMING)
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Whew! That was close.
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(SCREAMING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Whew!
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Ahhh!
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(GRUNTS)
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(GROANS)
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Help! Boy trapped in ice!
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Oh! Thank you,
thank you.
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(TRUMPETING)
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(ANIMALS GROWLING)
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Uh. How you
get frozen?
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I don't know. I think I
whanged my head pretty bad.
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Uh, look
normal to me.
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The last thing I remember
is losing all my memories.
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Who am [, one of you?
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Me think so.
Anyone dumb enough get
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stuck in ice
probably Neanderthal.
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Neanderthal?
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Yeah, I think
somebody called me that.
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(SHIVERING) I'm kind of chilly.
I don't suppose you have a...
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(GRUNTS)
(ANIMAL WAILS)
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Oh! Still warm!
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So, what's this
delivery to McPluto?
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Fifty three tons of hamburgers and
French Fragments of not potatoes.
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Fragments of not potatoes?
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Yep. They get a big
shipment every Saturday!
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What's this?
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It's some kind of
chicken hat! It's cute.
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So why does it make
me feel, I don't know, sad?
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(ENGINES FIRE)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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(SIGHS)
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Why you stare at
prehistoric pig butt?
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Because it makes me feel happy
and confused and wistful and sad.
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All Neanderthal sad.
It in our nature.
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Why?
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It all start 30,000 year ago,
in fertile Neander Valley.
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Life for our ancestors peaceful,
until Homo sapiens arrive.
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We suggest interbreed,
become one big happy species.
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But they treat us like
second-class hominid.
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They drive us
from valley,
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and we end up living here,
in isolated crevice.
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We figure, "whatever."
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But then we get trapped
by encroaching ice age.
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Now we sealed in
under sky of ice.
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So my sadness
makes perfect sense.
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And I do have vague memories of
people refusing to breed with me!
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(CAWING)
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A raven's brought
word for you, sir.
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Guys, guys! My sausage made
the finals at Oktoberfest!
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We gotta go back for
the closing ceremony!
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Oktoberfest?
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(CLUCKS)
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Sounds like fun!
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Chief! Me find huge hole melted
in ice, out past Cesar Chavez ridge!
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Hole go all
the way outside!
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This very interesting.
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Maybe someone look into it,
many years from now.
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But, Chief, this means
we're not trapped anymore!
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00:13:47,784 --> 00:13:49,995
It's our chance to take
back the outside world
247
00:13:50,078 --> 00:13:52,247
from those
stuck-up Homo sapiens
248
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,583
with their tools and
their pants and such.
249
00:13:55,208 --> 00:13:57,753
My fellow big-brows!
Are you with me?
250
00:13:58,045 --> 00:13:59,713
(CHEERING)
251
00:14:05,427 --> 00:14:06,428
(SIGHS)
252
00:14:06,553 --> 00:14:08,513
You've been staring
at that pumpkin
253
00:14:08,638 --> 00:14:10,640
for like, five seconds.
What's up?
254
00:14:10,932 --> 00:14:13,810
It's... It's
something about the color.
255
00:14:13,977 --> 00:14:14,978
(SNIFFING)
256
00:14:15,270 --> 00:14:16,646
Oh, boo-hoo.
257
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:19,649
Why are you crying now,
you depressed lunatic?
258
00:14:19,816 --> 00:14:22,402
I don't know.
I should be happy.
259
00:14:22,611 --> 00:14:24,905
Bender's sausage
just won third place.
260
00:14:24,988 --> 00:14:26,073
Third place?
261
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:30,285
This is the greatest injustice
Germany has ever committed!
262
00:14:30,494 --> 00:14:33,205
Aha, Leela,
we meet again.
263
00:14:33,288 --> 00:14:36,166
But this time, I'm the one
criticizing the sausage.
264
00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:38,126
(RUMBLING)
265
00:14:38,335 --> 00:14:39,753
(GASPING)
266
00:14:44,674 --> 00:14:45,675
(SCREAMING)
267
00:14:47,886 --> 00:14:48,887
(TRUMPETING)
268
00:14:49,137 --> 00:14:50,347
(ALL SHOUTING)
269
00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:56,103
Dear God, look at
those hairy elephants!
270
00:14:56,395 --> 00:14:58,397
Kill all modern humans!
271
00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,023
Hey, this guy's all right.
272
00:15:00,107 --> 00:15:01,108
(SCREAMS)
273
00:15:04,861 --> 00:15:06,655
(TRUMPETING)
274
00:15:07,906 --> 00:15:08,907
(SHOUTING)
275
00:15:09,574 --> 00:15:13,787
Battalion A, smash things!
Battalion B, smash different things!
276
00:15:17,165 --> 00:15:18,166
(GULPING)
277
00:15:27,509 --> 00:15:29,052
(MUSIC PLAYING)
278
00:15:31,888 --> 00:15:32,889
(SCREAMING)
279
00:15:40,522 --> 00:15:42,524
Oh, yeah.
Second place!
280
00:15:45,527 --> 00:15:47,571
Release the giant sloth!
281
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,907
(GROWLING)
282
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:52,868
(SCREAMING)
283
00:15:57,747 --> 00:15:58,748
(GASPS)
284
00:15:58,832 --> 00:16:00,500
(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
285
00:16:06,089 --> 00:16:08,133
Do something!
Fear not, Leela.
286
00:16:08,216 --> 00:16:10,719
They may not have
technology, like us,
287
00:16:10,844 --> 00:16:13,305
but we have something
they don't have.
288
00:16:13,388 --> 00:16:14,764
Technology.
289
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:21,730
Behold our latest weapon, a
revolutionary fleet of unmanned drones.
290
00:16:21,813 --> 00:16:22,898
With men in them.
291
00:16:23,064 --> 00:16:24,649
Then how are
they unmanned?
292
00:16:24,733 --> 00:16:26,193
The men are just for ballast.
293
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:29,446
I control all the drones
from this single unit.
294
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,156
Foolproof and durable,
295
00:16:31,239 --> 00:16:34,993
it's designed to withstand even the
weight of a modern-day elephant foot.
296
00:16:35,118 --> 00:16:36,745
(TRUMPETING)
(SCREAMING)
297
00:16:42,209 --> 00:16:43,627
(SCREAMING HOARSELY)
298
00:16:52,260 --> 00:16:54,679
Chef Fritz,
thank God you're all right!
299
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,264
Come with me,
I'll protect you!
300
00:16:58,266 --> 00:17:00,268
(LAUGHING EVILLY)
301
00:17:22,624 --> 00:17:25,043
Neanderthals, load catapult!
302
00:17:25,752 --> 00:17:29,464
Up here in the clouds, our
technology makes us invincible,
303
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,800
like the mighty
"X" in tic-tac-toe.
304
00:17:31,883 --> 00:17:34,052
Look at those pathetic
cavemen down there,
305
00:17:34,177 --> 00:17:36,388
loading their
silly catapult with...
306
00:17:36,972 --> 00:17:37,931
What is that, Kif?
307
00:17:38,014 --> 00:17:39,015
(GROWLING)
308
00:17:39,140 --> 00:17:40,475
(SCREAMING)
309
00:17:41,726 --> 00:17:44,354
I believe it's a
saber-tooth cat, sir.
310
00:17:55,198 --> 00:17:57,367
I guess it's just me
and you, chicken hat.
311
00:18:05,333 --> 00:18:07,502
Die, you primitive brute!
312
00:18:17,304 --> 00:18:18,722
(SHOUTING WAR CRY)
313
00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,515
(SHOUTING WAR CRY)
314
00:18:23,184 --> 00:18:25,186
(GRUNTING AND STRAINING)
315
00:18:26,688 --> 00:18:28,273
What do you Neanderthals want?
316
00:18:28,356 --> 00:18:30,108
We want our land back!
317
00:18:30,191 --> 00:18:33,695
Also, to be treated as equals!
And a little mating wouldn't hurt!
318
00:18:46,666 --> 00:18:47,876
Orange?
319
00:18:48,209 --> 00:18:49,628
Purple?
320
00:18:50,045 --> 00:18:51,838
Do I know you?
Have we met?
321
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:08,355
What Orange-Hair doing
with Homo sapiens?
322
00:19:08,563 --> 00:19:10,899
Uh, look like
interbreeding.
323
00:19:11,232 --> 00:19:12,901
Ow! Ahh!
324
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,362
You want make love,
not war?
325
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:16,488
Jawohl.
326
00:19:18,239 --> 00:19:21,409
This change everything,
Tight-Clothes-Man.
327
00:19:21,576 --> 00:19:26,331
We forgive Homo sapiens for
actions of stuck-up ancestors.
328
00:19:26,414 --> 00:19:27,374
So be it.
329
00:19:27,457 --> 00:19:30,126
In recognition of your
overwhelming victory,
330
00:19:30,210 --> 00:19:31,878
let's call it a draw.
331
00:19:31,961 --> 00:19:33,588
(CHEERING)
332
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:49,938
Fry?
333
00:19:50,063 --> 00:19:51,731
(BLOOD DRAINING)
334
00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:52,857
Leela?
335
00:19:52,941 --> 00:19:55,485
I didn't recognize you
with your head all swollen.
336
00:19:55,568 --> 00:19:56,861
But it looks better now.
337
00:19:56,945 --> 00:19:59,447
I guess the blood must
have rushed somewhere else.
338
00:19:59,906 --> 00:20:03,868
Guys, guys! Chef Fritz accidentally
got thrown down an icy slope!
339
00:20:03,952 --> 00:20:06,579
I'm the sausage champion!
(WHOOPING)
340
00:20:06,830 --> 00:20:08,373
No further questions!
341
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:13,294
ZAPP: Rounds for everybody!
342
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:36,860
Now this is Oktoberfest!
Just like the olden days.
343
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:39,904
I have to admit,
your version is more fun.
344
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:41,364
(CHICKEN DANCE PLAYING)
345
00:20:41,448 --> 00:20:43,700
They're playing
our stupid song!
346
00:20:44,951 --> 00:20:46,161
Care to join me?
347
00:20:46,411 --> 00:20:50,582
No, Leela. Just this once, I'm
going to let you embarrass me.
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