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(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Well, what'll it be, folks?
Tap water or bottled?
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Whatever. Kif, you pick.
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Oh, oh, it's always
so hard to decide.
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Tap. I mean bottled.
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Bam!
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Ooh, I love your boots, Leela.
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Nobody would ever guess
they're knockoffs.
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How could you tell?
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I guessed.
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(YOWLS) They're at it again.
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Please, Fry.
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Girlfriends always
talk trash to each other.
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Like how I might
say I like Amy's dress
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"cause it covers
all her tramp stamps.
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(YOWLS)
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Knock it off, Fry.
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It's when women are
polite to each other
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that you know
there's a problem.
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Exactly.
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Now, enough about who is
and who isn't a Chinese skank.
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We're just two happy couples
on a double date.
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(YOWLS)
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(GRUNTING)
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(GRUNTING)
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Let's go! Let's go!
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We've got to get these moon
rocks to the moon by moon down.
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Why are we bringing moon
rocks to the moon? (GRUNTING)
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Oh, those lunar crybabies
claim the rocks
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were stolen by
the Apollo astronauts.
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They consider them part
of their cultural heritage.
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(GRUNTING)
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Nice work, Leela. You're
really pulling your weight.
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Which is saying something.
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(YOWLS)
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Ow!
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LEELA: You're using
the rocks to build a wall?
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What about your
cultural heritage?
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You bought that
cultural heritage hoo-ha?
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(SCOFFS) What a bunch of
big-city dummies.
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At least
the rocks are light here.
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I don't even need my
over-the-shoulder boulder holder.
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With one-sixth gravity, you can
work and be lazy at the same time.
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It's like being
a voice actor.
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Say, you nose-breathers want to
come see some real moon culture,
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come on down to
the Butterfly Derby tonight.
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Wait, the Butterfly
Derby is when?
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And what?
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The low gravity lets them nice
ladies flap every which way,
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so long as they only
wear light, skimpy outfits.
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It's a necessity
of the sport, it is.
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This is actually quite elegant.
It's not what I was expecting.
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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome the meanest things
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on gossamer wings...
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The Murder flies!
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This is what
I was expecting.
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So, uh, what are
the rules of this sport?
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You see that there?
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That's called a floor.
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Once a butterfly
hits that, she's out.
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Last team flying wins.
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ANNOUNCER: Super swatter!
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(GRUNTING)
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Yeah! Yeah!
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Aah!
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Keep your eye on the ground.
That's where she's going to land.
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(THUD)
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Yep, called it.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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And now, for our weekly
amateur flap down.
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Do we have two volunteers to go
wing-to-wing with the Murder flies?
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Winners get 50 bucks
and the accolades
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of dozens of
hooting hillbillies.
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(ALL HOOTING)
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What do you think, Leela?
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Judging from your tank top, you
love getting hooted at by hillbillies.
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And you could use the $50 for
another gallon of Hello Kitty perfume.
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The bicker sisters
teaming up?
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Talk about cat
women on the moon.
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(BOTH YOWL)
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Okay, enough of that already.
We're not really fighting.
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Then prove it.
By fighting.
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All right, we will.
Come on, Amy.
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Why don't you and I
ever do things together?
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This is hard.
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Now I know why butterflies
are always so grouchy.
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ANNOUNCER: Please welcome
tonight's volunteer victims,
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Turanga Leela and Amy Wong!
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Hang on.
We're not quite ready to...
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(SCREAMING)
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You girls have moxie.
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We're going to
beat it out of you.
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Amy, remember when we tried
out for the Rockettes?
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And we failed
because we accidentally
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kicked those two
Rockettes to death?
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Yeah.
Why do you bring that up?
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(GASPING) Oh!
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(CROWD EXCLAIMS IN SURPRISE)
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We'll teach you not
to lose immediately.
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ANNOUNCER: Super shocker!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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(BUZZING)
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(YELLING)
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(GASPS)
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(CROWD GASPS)
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(BOTH GROANING)
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Yay. They can
move their arms.
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Congratulations to our gutsy,
non-paralyzed challengers.
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(CHUCKLES) Ladies, that is the kind
of can-do performance I like to see...
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From my new
Butterfly Derby team.
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Which is what I am
offering you to be.
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Because I'm the commissioner
of the Butterfly Derby.
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I'm Abner Double deal. Hello.
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But we lost.
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Why would you want us
to join your league?
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We're always looking for fresh
blood, and you girls are full of it.
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You two could be
the next big thing.
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What happened to
the last big thing?
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Nothing that doesn't happen
to everyone eventually.
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What is this, an inquisition?
You in or not?
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Yes.
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You spletcha.
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BENDER: And so began the fight
career of two skimpy outfits
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and the feisty
women who filled them.
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ANNOUNCER: Ladies and
gentlemen, the wingnuts!
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BENDER: And although
sometimes they got beaten,
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other times,
they got beaten badly.
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But just when it looked
like they'd never win...
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They didn't
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Well, we lost to
all our opponents.
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Even that team that turned
out to be us in the mirror.
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It's time we gave up.
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Yeah. I don't know what else
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we could have done
to enhance our performance.
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Hey, great job
tonight, you two.
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Here,
got you some fresh Nectar.
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Whoa, that puts the lead in
my pencil. Thanks, trainer.
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Excuse me. What's that
nectar you're handing out?
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It's a plant-based supplement
that bulks up your flapping muscles.
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Want to try it?
You know you want to.
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A chemical that can help
us win? That sounds great.
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I'm not sure.
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Look, here's my disposable
cell phone number.
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Think it over.
Give me a call when you're...
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Hang on.
I got to take this. Hello?
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We're ready.
Great.
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You are not
going to regret this.
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It's a nice, clean way
to improve your performance.
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And we just drink it?
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Or...
Inject it between your toes.
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Either way works, right?
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Well... Down the hatch.
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(BOTH SIGH IN SATISFACTION)
(GLASS SHATTERS)
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Mmm! A guy could
get used to this.
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Once again,
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Eternulax The Immortal
dead at the age of 26.
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(LAUGHING)
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Now here's
Sportsbot 5000 to tell us
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about two local gals,
Amy Wong and Turanga Leela,
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who have won 15 Butterfly
Derby bouts in a row,
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even as rumors swirl
that they're juicing up
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with the controversial
nutritional supplement
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known as Nectar.
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Sportsbot?
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That's pretty much it.
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LINDA: Riveting stuff,
Sportsbot.
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Yo, yo, yo.
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What's up, ladies?
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Uh-oh. The bullies are back.
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Leela, Amy, I like a
stalwart, feminine physique
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as much as the next fellow,
but this Nectar worries me.
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You should be
worried about this!
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Boo-ya!
(WHIMPERS)
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Easy, Amy, easy.
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Professor, there's nothing
wrong with Nectar.
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It's all-natural.
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So are carrots,
but you don't see me
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injecting them
between my toes.
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(BOTH GRUNTING)
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(CLEARING THROAT) Leela?
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I was wondering if you'd like
to go out with me again.
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Maybe play some miniature golf
or colossal tennis?
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Sorry, Fry.
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I already got a double
date with arm and hammer.
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Bender, you want to go
out and do something?
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Oh, so now I'm your
last-resort booty call, huh?
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Okay, let's go.
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That's my little sugar doodle.
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Cork your face bladder.
I'm working!
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Sorry. I had that coming.
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It's not easy
being a derby wife.
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The wingnuts,
ladies and gentlemen.
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And that bloodbath takes them
to next week's finals
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against our reigning
champions, the Murder flies.
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Now, listen up.
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I got a little boy at home,
and he's dying.
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Dying to see me
kill these two.
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(ALL HOOTING)
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Oh, your son's going
to die, all right...
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But from neglect. "Cause
you're going home in an urn.
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A funerary urn.
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(CHEERING)
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Hey, trainer, we got a big
bout next week. Juice us up.
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Sorry, gals. I'm all out.
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These two just
bought my entire supply.
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(LAUGHING)
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You're going...
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(IN DEEP VOICE) Down.
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And she doesn't even
want to cuddle anymore.
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She just wants to hit me
with various chairs.
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You're lucky.
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I can't even get Leela
to verbally abuse me.
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All right, listen up.
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We're out of Nectar,
and we need a new source.
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Dearest, perhaps this would be a
good time to consider possibly drinking
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just a little less...
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Say, why don't you just
have Kif get you some Nectar?
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It comes from
a flower on his home planet.
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You mean it's
ocephalus nectar?
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Oh, my. Oh, dear.
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It's found in
a rather remote region...
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Just play along. This could
be our chance for romance.
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Come on, ladies. Let's
take a little trip to Kif's planet.
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We'll gather some nectar and
have a nice, romantic weekend.
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Just the four of us.
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Let's go already!
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Wow! It's the second most
beautiful thing I've ever seen.
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Hey Leela, want to know what
the most beautiful thing is?
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No. Let's get hopped up.
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Greetings, Eco-tourists!
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I am the grand butterfly
curator... This week.
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Yeah, yeah, you can teach us
to respect nature later.
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Right now, we've got
some flowers to suck dry.
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Suck them, burn them... As
long as they're not butterflies,
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I don't give a grand crap.
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But take heed!
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For you see,
it is mating season.
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Whatever you do, you must not
disturb the aggressive male.
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He can be identified
by his orange coloration
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and enormous butter junk.
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What's he gonna do,
migrate at us? (LAUGHING)
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Silence!
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I can't be
specific about the danger,
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since if something
different happens,
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I might be liable for damages.
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But believe me,
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00:12:28,455 --> 00:12:33,335
you'll rue the day you came
to the Butterfly Preserve.
249
00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:35,504
Well, enjoy the
Butterfly Preserve.
250
00:12:35,587 --> 00:12:36,630
Okay, bye.
251
00:12:36,713 --> 00:12:37,881
Come on, come on.
252
00:12:37,965 --> 00:12:40,592
Let's find those flowers.
We'll split into teams.
253
00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:42,177
You mean couples?
254
00:12:42,469 --> 00:12:43,470
Eh? Eh?
255
00:12:44,930 --> 00:12:46,515
Nice job smacking Kif.
256
00:12:46,598 --> 00:12:48,225
Dude had it coming. Wait.
257
00:12:48,308 --> 00:12:50,352
(SNIFFS)
I think I smell Nectar.
258
00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:52,354
Way ahead of you!
259
00:12:53,188 --> 00:12:54,189
(GULPING)
260
00:12:56,024 --> 00:12:58,151
I don't even know
why we're helping find
261
00:12:58,235 --> 00:13:00,821
an addictive drug for
our mean girlfriends.
262
00:13:00,904 --> 00:13:02,656
Quiet, they'll hear you.
263
00:13:04,032 --> 00:13:04,992
(HISSING)
264
00:13:05,075 --> 00:13:06,118
(CRYING OUT IN FEAR)
265
00:13:06,201 --> 00:13:08,495
The male butterfly.
It's gorgeous!
266
00:13:08,578 --> 00:13:10,205
Let me get my
butterfly hammer.
267
00:13:10,289 --> 00:13:11,415
Bender, no.
268
00:13:11,498 --> 00:13:14,626
That park ranger explicitly
gave us a vague warning.
269
00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:17,296
Look, the hammer's already
out, I got to smash something.
270
00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:18,714
(GROWLING)
271
00:13:26,013 --> 00:13:27,014
(SCREAMING)
272
00:13:28,724 --> 00:13:30,225
(SPLUTTERING)
273
00:13:35,397 --> 00:13:36,440
(GROANS IN DISGUST)
274
00:13:36,523 --> 00:13:40,235
It smells like a skunk
stuffed with feta cheese.
275
00:13:40,902 --> 00:13:42,112
(MOANING)
276
00:13:42,195 --> 00:13:44,031
Thank God I don't have a nose.
277
00:13:48,243 --> 00:13:50,329
We can sleep at
my parents' house.
278
00:13:50,412 --> 00:13:52,581
I'll just buzz and let
them know we're here.
279
00:13:53,415 --> 00:13:55,125
(BUZZING)
280
00:13:56,001 --> 00:13:58,462
Mom,
Dad, I'm sure you remember
281
00:13:58,545 --> 00:14:03,133
Fry, Leela, Bender, and of
course my Foof on Ru, Amy.
282
00:14:03,216 --> 00:14:05,302
KIF'S MOTHER:
Welcome to our home.
283
00:14:05,385 --> 00:14:06,970
KIF'S FATHER:
One of you stinks.
284
00:14:07,054 --> 00:14:08,013
That'd be me.
285
00:14:08,096 --> 00:14:10,891
Wait, you're flies.
Don't you eat excrement?
286
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:13,685
KIF'S FATHER: That's a day at
the beach compared to this.
287
00:14:13,769 --> 00:14:16,980
Listen, I'm just gonna shower
this stuff off and go to bed.
288
00:14:17,064 --> 00:14:19,274
Wait.
Don't take a shower, Fry.
289
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:21,109
You smell kind of nice.
290
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,194
(INHALES DEEPLY)
291
00:14:22,277 --> 00:14:24,363
Smell... Yeah. Huh?
292
00:14:24,446 --> 00:14:26,114
KIF'S FATHER: No hanky-panky.
293
00:14:26,198 --> 00:14:28,950
Everyone sleep
in separate rooms.
294
00:14:29,117 --> 00:14:30,660
Good night, Kif.
295
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:32,454
Night, Fry.
Huh?
296
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:37,793
Keep your door
unlocked tonight.
297
00:14:37,876 --> 00:14:41,588
But McGruff the Crime Dog
says... Oh!
298
00:14:48,637 --> 00:14:50,639
(BOTH SNORING)
299
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:55,560
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
300
00:14:55,644 --> 00:14:57,604
Come in.
301
00:15:03,276 --> 00:15:04,277
(KISSING SOUNDS)
302
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,404
(FRY GIGGLING)
303
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,199
Hey, smelly-pants.
304
00:15:09,282 --> 00:15:10,450
Leelal
305
00:15:10,534 --> 00:15:11,576
Leela?
306
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,078
Amy?
Amy!
307
00:15:13,161 --> 00:15:16,498
I'm done polishing my ass,
Fry. Here's your toothbrush back.
308
00:15:16,623 --> 00:15:17,624
(GASPING)
309
00:15:19,459 --> 00:15:20,460
(SCREAMING)
310
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:29,594
You just hop into
bed with my boyfriend?
311
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:30,679
And you!
312
00:15:30,762 --> 00:15:33,682
As God is my witness, I'll
never forgive you for this!
313
00:15:36,184 --> 00:15:38,061
Hey, just 'cause
he's your boyfriend
314
00:15:38,145 --> 00:15:39,980
doesn't mean you get
him all to yourself.
315
00:15:41,523 --> 00:15:44,192
He's mine! There's
nothing more to talk about.
316
00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:46,111
No, no, keep talking.
317
00:15:46,194 --> 00:15:48,572
Amy, I hope I'm not
out of line, but...
318
00:15:48,655 --> 00:15:49,698
Shut up, Kif.
319
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:52,284
How dare you talk
that way to my Kif?
320
00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:56,955
This planet's got it going on.
321
00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:03,295
Sweet orgy of Georgia!
Have you girls gone wild?
322
00:16:03,378 --> 00:16:05,046
That's Fry you're macking on.
323
00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:06,756
(SNIFFING)
324
00:16:07,883 --> 00:16:11,511
Hmm. It seems Fry's
inexplicable sex appeal
325
00:16:11,595 --> 00:16:14,931
is due to the butterfly
pheromone he was sprayed with.
326
00:16:15,098 --> 00:16:18,351
But Amy and Leela
aren't butterflies. Right?
327
00:16:18,435 --> 00:16:21,480
No, but thanks to
the damned butterfly nectar
328
00:16:21,563 --> 00:16:24,107
they've been swilling,
they might as well be.
329
00:16:24,691 --> 00:16:25,692
(BURPING)
330
00:16:25,775 --> 00:16:30,030
The nectar causes their bodies to
produce female butterfly hormones,
331
00:16:30,113 --> 00:16:32,115
building up their
flapping muscles,
332
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:35,410
but also making them
irresistibly attracted to Fry.
333
00:16:35,494 --> 00:16:36,495
(EXASPERATED SIGH)
334
00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:38,788
The only way to
end this madness
335
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:41,166
is for the ladies
to quit, cold turkey.
336
00:16:41,833 --> 00:16:44,211
Whoa, whoa. Let's not
shock their system.
337
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,463
Maybe they could
just go warm turkey?
338
00:16:46,588 --> 00:16:48,381
No, the Professor's right.
339
00:16:48,465 --> 00:16:49,758
We have to quit the Nectar.
340
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:52,552
I agree.
This has to stop.
341
00:16:55,847 --> 00:16:56,848
Oh...
342
00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,518
My guts feel kind of weird.
343
00:16:59,601 --> 00:17:00,810
I'm not surprised.
344
00:17:00,936 --> 00:17:03,563
Those pheromones were
highly concentrated.
345
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:07,692
Oh, I think I'm
getting a little caterpilly.
346
00:17:17,827 --> 00:17:20,539
All right,
let's get this party ended.
347
00:17:24,584 --> 00:17:25,585
(BOTH MOANING)
348
00:17:36,137 --> 00:17:38,473
We did it!
We kicked Nectar's butt!
349
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:39,641
(ALL CHEER)
350
00:17:39,724 --> 00:17:40,809
I don't give a crap!
351
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:45,397
Kif, I'm sorry for making out
with Fry so loud and often.
352
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:49,150
It's all right, dearest. I know
it was just the Nectar talking.
353
00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:50,527
And groping.
354
00:17:51,069 --> 00:17:54,155
Well, looks like Fry's
three-way is down to a one-way.
355
00:17:54,239 --> 00:17:55,323
If he's lucky.
356
00:17:55,490 --> 00:17:57,492
Hey, where is Fry?
357
00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:07,210
Amy, Leela! What are you doing
at your place of work?
358
00:18:07,335 --> 00:18:09,337
Your match with the
Murder flies is about to start.
359
00:18:09,462 --> 00:18:10,463
(GASPING)
360
00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:19,347
ANNOUNCER: Moon-ladies and moon-men,
presenting the defending champions,
361
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:22,183
the queens of hostility
from the Sea of Tranquility,
362
00:18:22,309 --> 00:18:24,686
the Murder flies!
363
00:18:28,565 --> 00:18:31,693
And now their opponents,
the vixens most horrible
364
00:18:31,860 --> 00:18:34,779
from the big blue marble,
the wingnuts.
365
00:18:36,239 --> 00:18:38,491
Everybody kill everybody!
366
00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,785
Well, we're not on
the juice anymore,
367
00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:42,621
but what's
the worst that can happen?
368
00:18:42,787 --> 00:18:47,208
Since this is a championship
match, we are gonna need some lava!
369
00:18:48,627 --> 00:18:51,087
Wait. Hot lava?
370
00:18:53,798 --> 00:18:55,967
Amy, if we get killed,
I just want to say
371
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,345
it's been an honor riding
the roller coaster of addiction
372
00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:01,056
and recovery
with you, as a team.
373
00:19:01,598 --> 00:19:02,599
Ah!
374
00:19:03,224 --> 00:19:04,225
(BOTH YELLING)
375
00:19:13,568 --> 00:19:15,320
How could this
not be hurting you?
376
00:19:15,403 --> 00:19:17,656
I once killed a sea
turtle with these boots.
377
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:21,743
Hold me.
378
00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:26,790
(SCREAMING)
379
00:19:29,584 --> 00:19:30,585
(SCREAMING)
380
00:19:31,586 --> 00:19:33,254
(ALL GASPING)
381
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:48,561
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
382
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:50,146
Make a wish.
383
00:19:58,446 --> 00:19:59,447
(CROWD GASPING)
384
00:19:59,614 --> 00:20:00,949
My God!
385
00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:04,452
Fry has metamorphosed
into a gigantic butterfly!
386
00:20:04,577 --> 00:20:07,414
He's even more
beautiful than before!
387
00:20:07,580 --> 00:20:08,957
(WHIMPERING)
388
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,085
(SNIFFING) Ah!
389
00:20:12,335 --> 00:20:14,796
What is that sexy stink?
390
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,218
FARNSWORTH: Oh, cripes!
They're mating!
391
00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:21,428
(CROWD GROANING)
392
00:20:21,886 --> 00:20:23,179
Ladies and gentlemen,
393
00:20:23,263 --> 00:20:26,182
I am so sorry for
allowing this lurid sex act
394
00:20:26,266 --> 00:20:27,892
to taint
an otherwise delightful
395
00:20:27,976 --> 00:20:29,644
day of
family-friendly violence.
396
00:20:31,479 --> 00:20:34,649
That is some freaky
bug-on-bug action.
397
00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,401
I feel a little left out.
398
00:20:40,155 --> 00:20:41,489
(GROANING)
399
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:43,908
Is Fry going to be okay?
400
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,368
I don't think so.
401
00:20:45,452 --> 00:20:47,912
He's grown all these
strange insect parts,
402
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:50,832
and he has
absolutely no brain activity.
403
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:55,128
Look! He lost
the strange insect parts.
404
00:20:55,545 --> 00:20:56,546
(MOANING)
405
00:20:58,339 --> 00:20:59,591
He's back to nor mall
406
00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:01,009
ALL: Yay!
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