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Oh! (SNIFFLES)
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(MUNCHING)
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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
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Hey, guys. Welcome to my
parents' 40th anniversary party.
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I'm bored. Let's drink.
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(TINKLING)
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Wow, what a turnout.
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It's great to see
SO many happy smiles,
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most of them on Mouth Mutant.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Hey-o!
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But let me just say,
for 40 years,
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my beautiful wife Munda
has been by my side,
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even that year my side mutated
into some kind of venomous radish.
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And, Morris, I fell in love
with your honesty and humility.
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And those things
never mutated.
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ALL: Aw!
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Aw!
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Now, if you'll direct your attention
to this moldy shower curtain,
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I've prepared a video tribute
to the happy couple.
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LEELA:
In their 40 years together,
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my parents have
been through so much.
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Well, not that much, actually,
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since mutants weren't allowed
to leave the sewers until last year.
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Like anyone wants to
leave the sewer. Am I right?
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(ALL CHUCKLING)
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Shush, Morris.
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So, how did it all begin?
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The unlikely lovebirds
met at Brown University.
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She, a brilliant
exolinguistics major,
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he, a laid-back sewer surfer
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who didn't even know the
meaning of "exolinguistics.”
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I still have no idea.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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I've been telling
you for 40 years,
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it's the study of
alien languages.
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Why can't you listen?
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Oh, sugar lump,
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I hear you when you actually
say something important.
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LEELA: But sometimes
opposites attract,
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and like the fairy tale of
face mutant and butt mutant,
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the love of Munda and Morris
has grown stronger every day.
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MUNDA: "Something important"?
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exolinguistics
was my passion.
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Until I gave it up to go into the
lucrative pot-roast-making field.
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Pot-roast-burning.
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I never got why you studied
that alien junk anyway.
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We can't even see the stars
down here in the sewer.
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Why can't you accept that?
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I did accept it. For 40 years!
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But now we're
free to go up there.
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I could be in space seeing
things I've only dreamed about,
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if it weren't for you!
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Uh...
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Okay, everybody,
thanks for coming.
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I had dreams, too!
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I was going to surf
the world's sewers,
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but I happily gave it
up for you. Happily!
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I just want a little
more out of life.
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But no, you don't want to go into
space because you're too afraid.
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You bet I'm afraid.
You want to go? Go!
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Get your head
knocked off by a meteorite.
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Okay, take a deep breath.
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You're having
a little lovers' quarrel,
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but I'm sure you'll
work everything...
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(GAVEL BANGS)
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Divorce is final.
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Don't worry. I'm only
going to stay with you
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until a vacancy
opens up on this floor.
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You know, the rents are a
lot more reasonable in Peru.
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Come on, Leela,
let's go out.
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After 40 years,
I want to see the world.
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(SIGHS)
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What the heck? You want
to go out? Let's really go out.
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(LIVELY JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING)
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Dance, slave, dance.
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(ALL GROAN)
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Well, I lost two straight
hands to the Borax Kid.
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I don't really have
any use for these,
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but you can't have them back.
Ladies.
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Imagine. Me, a
girl from the sewer
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meeting a man made
entirely of detergent.
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(GASPS)
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And look over there!
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It's Zapp BRANNIGAN,
the famous space captain.
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Hey, I have an idea.
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Let's look in a different
direction at something else.
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You go ahead, dear.
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I wonder what Captain Brannigan's
doing with those Carcarons.
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Now, regarding this
peace treaty, Admiral Chu.
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That's a napkin
dispenser, sir.
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This is
the universal translator.
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Whatever.
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Now, Admiral, in exchange
for your promise not to attack us,
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we will grant you exclusive
fishing rights in Supernova Scotia.
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(TRANSLATING INTO
ALIEN LANGUAGE)
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(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
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TRANSLATOR: Well, okay.
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Excellent. We'll meet
aboard my ship in one month
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to sign
the Treaty of Table Seven.
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(TRANSLATING INTO
ALIEN LANGUAGE)
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TRANSLATOR: Table Seven?
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(CONTINUES IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
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Now, watch, Kif,
as I score a diplomatic coupe
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by congratulating the Admiral
in his native tongue.
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Last time you tried that, the
Mexican restaurant declared war on us.
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I beg you,
just use the translator.
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Kif, just trust me for once.
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(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
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TRANSLATOR: I'd like to spank
your sister with a slice of bologna.
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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Oops!
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(SPEAKING ANGRILY
IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
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It's the Battle of Paco's
Tacos all over again.
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(BOTH WHIMPERING)
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(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
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Mom, what are you doing?
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What I was trained to do.
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(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
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(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
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What did you say to them?
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Eh... Just that Captain BRANNIGAN
confused the word for "congratulations"
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with the word for "spank
your sister with bologna."
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Nicely squawked, madam.
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Leela, you never told
me you had a mother.
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I insist you stay for a
courtesy thank you drink.
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Mmm!
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Good barium shots.
Expensive, though.
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We can put it on
the corporate card,
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as long as we
discuss business.
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So, yesterday, huh?
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That business happened, right?
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Somebody?
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I'll just
pay for it.
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Well, we should get going. You
guys see where my mom went?
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I don't know
where most of her is,
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but her tongue's
in Zapp's mouth.
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(SMOOCHING)
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Whoo!
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Nasty.
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(CLOCK BEEPS)
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(SMOOCHING)
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(GASPS)
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Mom, are you okay? Did
Zapp take advantage of you?
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Show me where he touched you
on this dried-apple doll.
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Don't be silly.
Zapp's a perfect gentleman.
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And so handsome.
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Did you know he
wears a velour man-skirt?
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(GROANS) Mom, I hate to
break it to you, but Zapp's a jerk.
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The truth is,
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I once slept with him.
A few times.
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I know. He showed me
the commemorative painting.
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What?
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Look, sweetie, I get it.
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You're jealous because Zapp
likes me now and not you.
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But don't worry,
this isn't a competition.
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Although he did say
I'm a better kisser.
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I am not jealous.
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Also... Yuck!
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Zapp doesn't
care about my mom.
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He's just doing
this to get to me.
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Don't worry, Leela.
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Your mom won't see Zapp much.
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He's in space all the time.
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(RINGING)
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Guess what, honey. Zapp hired
me as his personal translator.
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I'll be with him all the time.
In space.
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What? But...
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I've never been so happy!
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Hang on, Mom.
I have another call.
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(SOBBING)
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(SOBS)
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Thank you for coming.
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You know, without your mother,
the sewer's a dank and dismal place.
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Dad, we need to talk.
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Mom is...
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Well, she's seeing
someone else.
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Who is it, Mouth Mutant?
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I ought to punch him
right in his big mouth.
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And then in all
his smaller mouths!
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No, no, listen.
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It's time to get
on with your life.
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(SNIFFLES)
But she was my life.
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BENDER: Aw!
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What?
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Hey, what about
your lifelong dream?
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Didn't you always want to surf
the world's greatest sewers?
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Yeah, and Fry and
Bender can go with you.
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You can teach
them how to surf,
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and they can make sure you
don't... (MIMICS CORK POPPING)
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(GURGLING)
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(GIBBERING)
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(MIMICS GUNSHOT)
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I don't know.
Would you come, too, sweetie?
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I can't. I have to
keep an eye on Mom
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to make sure she
and Zapp don't...
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(MIMICKING SIREN)
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(CHUGGING)
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Yee-haw!
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You know what?
I'm going to give it a shot.
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Let's go surf the great
sewer waves of the world!
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(SURF ROCK PLAYING)
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(SQUEAKING)
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(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
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(WHISPERING)
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Where have you been?
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What?
It's 2:00 in the afternoon.
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Several days later.
Look, enough is enough.
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Zapp is a jerk. I insist
you break up with him.
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Why can't you
just let me be happy?
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After all these years, I'm
going places I've never been,
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and having sex there.
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You're too old to be happy.
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I'm not too old to
enjoy hot sex with Zapp.
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Ugh!
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Sex with Zapp!
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(GROANING) Sex with
Zapp! Sex with Zapp!
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No, no!
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I don't
think I can live here anymore.
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I'll be back for my
things at 8:00 sharp.
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(RINGING)
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Sex with Zapp!
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This one is for the E. coli.
Ow!
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And this one's for the
leprechaunorrhea. Hiddly-dee!
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I don't care how many
diseases Fry has. It was worth it.
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Right on, brah!
I feel free as a bum.
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How can you be so calm, Dad?
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The woman you
love is out there
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having the time of her life
with Zapp BRANNIGAN,
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and you're not doing
anything to stop it.
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Surfing helped me
chill out, honey.
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When you're down
there riding the waves,
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the wind ripening
in your face,
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everything just
makes sense, dude.
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You mind if I call
you dude, princess?
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Look, I don't want to put
a rat in your face-cage,
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or whatever you
kids say nowadays,
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but Zapp's using Mom to get
to me, and I'm going to prove it!
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Kif, I'm bored.
What say you go out
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on the wing and
pretend you're a gremlin?
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(GROANS)
(COMMUNICATOR BEEPS)
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Well, if it isn't my second
favorite Turanga girl.
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Hi, Zapp. I was
wondering if you'd like
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to have dinner tonight
with me and my mom.
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You know, to celebrate
your genuine love for her.
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Sounds good.
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And don't forget my genuine
love for Parmezian cheese.
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Shall we say about 7.587
Precisely?
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00:12:41,009 --> 00:12:42,594
Nice to see you, Zapp.
249
00:12:42,803 --> 00:12:45,597
Well, nice to see a surprising
amount of you, too, Leela.
250
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:46,848
Is Munda here?
251
00:12:46,932 --> 00:12:49,226
Mommy's not home, big boy.
252
00:12:49,309 --> 00:12:51,603
We both know you're
just using her to get to me.
253
00:12:51,687 --> 00:12:55,941
So let's do it right here
by the front door at 7:59.
254
00:12:56,358 --> 00:13:00,195
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
255
00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:03,198
Leela, does your mother know
you're using her pole?
256
00:13:03,282 --> 00:13:04,283
(GRUNTS)
257
00:13:04,366 --> 00:13:05,617
Come on, I'm all yours!
258
00:13:05,701 --> 00:13:08,287
Have your way with me
for the next 30 seconds.
259
00:13:08,495 --> 00:13:10,455
That would be more
than enough time,
260
00:13:10,539 --> 00:13:12,082
but I can't. I love Munda.
261
00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:15,711
I love everything about her,
her laugh, her maturity,
262
00:13:15,794 --> 00:13:19,298
the cold, lifeless touch
of her tentacle on my body.
263
00:13:19,381 --> 00:13:22,509
She is one juicy calamari.
264
00:13:22,592 --> 00:13:25,304
Oh, Zapp, I love you, too.
265
00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:26,388
(GASPS)
266
00:13:26,471 --> 00:13:29,641
Oh, squiddums! I've been
thinking about this for a while,
267
00:13:29,725 --> 00:13:33,020
and, well, here in front
of your half-naked daughter
268
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:34,896
seems like the perfect time.
269
00:13:35,314 --> 00:13:38,275
Darling will I marry you?
270
00:13:38,483 --> 00:13:40,402
Of course,
I'll marry you, Zapp.
271
00:13:41,111 --> 00:13:42,487
(SMOOCHING)
272
00:13:44,489 --> 00:13:47,993
I think a motel
room might be in order.
273
00:13:48,076 --> 00:13:49,786
Leela, here's $40.
274
00:13:49,870 --> 00:13:53,623
Mom, don't do this. Zapp is
a selfish, womanizing idiot.
275
00:13:53,957 --> 00:13:56,001
There's no need to
call me names, Leela.
276
00:13:56,084 --> 00:13:58,295
Just call me, "Daddy."
277
00:13:58,962 --> 00:14:01,256
(SCREAMS)
278
00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:08,180
Mom, if you try to marry Zapp,
279
00:14:08,263 --> 00:14:10,432
I will shove you into
a filthy nursing home
280
00:14:10,557 --> 00:14:12,726
so fast you won't
know what hit you.
281
00:14:13,393 --> 00:14:15,270
Probably, it'll be
a filthy nurse.
282
00:14:15,354 --> 00:14:18,857
Leela, you're my daughter
and I love you, but cram it!
283
00:14:19,274 --> 00:14:20,525
Is this a bad time?
284
00:14:20,609 --> 00:14:22,444
I was riding the EI Tori to
dinner backwash,
285
00:14:22,527 --> 00:14:23,695
and I thought I'd pop in.
286
00:14:23,779 --> 00:14:24,988
Oh, thank God you're here.
287
00:14:25,072 --> 00:14:28,408
If we don't do something, Mom's
going to marry Zapp BRANNIGAN.
288
00:14:28,575 --> 00:14:30,702
So? He seems
like a nice kahuna.
289
00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:33,163
Dad, stop being so mellow.
290
00:14:33,246 --> 00:14:35,165
Leela, honey, chill out.
291
00:14:35,457 --> 00:14:37,542
You got to take
the good with the gnarly.
292
00:14:37,626 --> 00:14:41,338
Speaking of which, time for me
to shoot the IHOP dessert curl.
293
00:14:42,047 --> 00:14:43,048
Ugh!
294
00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:52,391
Aw! You sure you won't come
to your mom's wedding?
295
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:54,309
There'll be chicken
or fish, circle one.
296
00:14:54,393 --> 00:14:57,020
I can't. Not when I
believe with all my heart
297
00:14:57,104 --> 00:14:58,647
that this marriage
is a mistake.
298
00:14:58,897 --> 00:15:01,566
I know you're upset
that your parents broke up.
299
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:04,403
But what if Zapp
really does make Munda happy?
300
00:15:04,736 --> 00:15:06,696
What if they're
meant to be together?
301
00:15:06,947 --> 00:15:09,866
Fry, that's just so...
I can't even believe...
302
00:15:09,950 --> 00:15:12,035
You are so totally...
303
00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:13,995
Right. You're right.
304
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:18,834
I am? Huh! Maybe Zapp isn't the
only one who's marriage material.
305
00:15:20,335 --> 00:15:21,628
You're getting there.
306
00:15:28,176 --> 00:15:29,177
(GRUNTING)
307
00:15:36,476 --> 00:15:37,602
Leela?
308
00:15:37,686 --> 00:15:39,271
You look beautiful, Mom.
309
00:15:39,354 --> 00:15:43,316
Really? I'm not showing too
much sucker for a lady my age?
310
00:15:43,525 --> 00:15:46,736
Just the right amount.
You'll make a lovely bride.
311
00:15:47,195 --> 00:15:50,699
(SOBBING) Oh, Mom, I'm sorry
I've been so horrible to you.
312
00:15:51,324 --> 00:15:54,870
You weren't so horrible.
Just enough to show you care.
313
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,709
(DRUMS PLAYING WEDDING MARCH)
314
00:16:11,386 --> 00:16:12,804
At ease, darling.
315
00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:15,390
Honored guests and Kif,
316
00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,809
one of a captain's
many superpowers
317
00:16:17,934 --> 00:16:20,270
is the ability to
conduct marriage.
318
00:16:20,353 --> 00:16:23,815
So I will now join
myself in holy macaroni.
319
00:16:23,899 --> 00:16:27,152
Kif,
raise the ceremonial mirror.
320
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,821
Zapp, you magnificent bastard,
321
00:16:29,905 --> 00:16:32,908
do you take Munda to be your
lawful... (ALARM BLARING)
322
00:16:34,117 --> 00:16:35,577
Alien ships approaching, sir.
323
00:16:38,705 --> 00:16:40,332
It's the Carcarons!
324
00:16:40,707 --> 00:16:42,417
Oh, meatballs.
I forgot they were coming
325
00:16:42,584 --> 00:16:44,336
to sign
the peace treaty today.
326
00:16:44,628 --> 00:16:45,795
Ladies and gentlemen,
327
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:49,341
my blushing translator and I
have business to tend to.
328
00:16:49,424 --> 00:16:54,095
In the meantime, enjoy the
comic stylings of Nixon and Agnew.
329
00:16:56,097 --> 00:16:57,682
(PLAYING PIANO)
330
00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,184
Oh, Mr. Agnew?
331
00:16:59,267 --> 00:17:00,769
(GRUNTING)
332
00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:05,357
Munda, tell the Admiral that
by signing this peace treaty,
333
00:17:05,440 --> 00:17:07,609
we will achieve harmony
between our worlds.
334
00:17:08,109 --> 00:17:10,362
Zapp, honey,
this is the wrong document.
335
00:17:10,445 --> 00:17:13,657
It's not a peace treaty. It says
they're declaring war on us.
336
00:17:13,823 --> 00:17:15,200
Brilliant, isn't 1?
337
00:17:15,283 --> 00:17:16,743
The moment they sign,
338
00:17:16,826 --> 00:17:22,290
we destroy their fleet in one glorious
burst of quote-unquote self-defense.
339
00:17:22,374 --> 00:17:23,625
Up high, Mrs. BRANNIGAN.
340
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,420
Don't leave me hanging,
Mrs. BRANNIGAN.
341
00:17:27,671 --> 00:17:31,007
I come from the sewer,
but that is low.
342
00:17:31,091 --> 00:17:33,176
I'm not going to
translate your lies.
343
00:17:33,301 --> 00:17:36,346
Munda, dear, as your captain
and soon-to-be husband,
344
00:17:36,429 --> 00:17:37,889
I gave you an order.
345
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:39,766
Now, let's tell
these vicious lies
346
00:17:39,891 --> 00:17:41,685
and get back to
our sacred vows.
347
00:17:41,768 --> 00:17:44,980
There's not going to be any
wedding. I don't want your fancy ring.
348
00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:47,107
Careful! That's glass!
349
00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:50,652
Leela was right. You're a
lousy man and a lousy captain.
350
00:17:50,735 --> 00:17:53,655
And I'm going to tell our
Car car on friends the truth.
351
00:17:53,738 --> 00:17:55,407
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
352
00:17:55,490 --> 00:17:58,493
Zapp... Lying sack of...
(CONTINUES IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
353
00:18:00,495 --> 00:18:02,914
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
354
00:18:04,791 --> 00:18:08,587
Well, this is awkward. Our
Car car on friends declared war.
355
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:11,339
Then, once again,
my lies have been proven true.
356
00:18:11,798 --> 00:18:12,799
(YELLS)
357
00:18:15,051 --> 00:18:16,761
We're under attack
and the wedding's off.
358
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:18,847
Kif, return fire and the cake.
359
00:18:20,015 --> 00:18:22,851
Our weapons are disabled, and
you can't return ice cream cakes!
360
00:18:22,934 --> 00:18:23,977
We're doomed!
361
00:18:26,187 --> 00:18:27,814
(GRUNTS)
362
00:18:27,897 --> 00:18:29,441
Stop the wedding!
(ALL GASP)
363
00:18:29,524 --> 00:18:30,525
Who is that?
Morris?
364
00:18:30,859 --> 00:18:33,278
I'm not giving up the love
of my life without a fight.
365
00:18:33,361 --> 00:18:34,362
(GROANS)
366
00:18:34,529 --> 00:18:36,239
Do I know you?
367
00:18:37,365 --> 00:18:40,368
Dad? I thought you were all
Zen with Mom getting remarried.
368
00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:43,955
I was at first. But then I
conquered my inner peace.
369
00:18:44,039 --> 00:18:47,125
If you care about something,
you've got to take action.
370
00:18:47,208 --> 00:18:49,210
Harsh, violent action!
371
00:18:51,004 --> 00:18:53,048
(ALL EXCLAIMING IN SURPRISE)
372
00:18:54,924 --> 00:18:56,384
Kif, get us out of here.
373
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,469
(BUZZING)
374
00:18:57,594 --> 00:19:00,263
Navigation is out.
We're sitting ducks.
375
00:19:00,513 --> 00:19:02,223
Is there
an auxiliary control system?
376
00:19:02,307 --> 00:19:03,975
Yes, outside on the hull.
377
00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:06,061
But there are 20
separate control keys.
378
00:19:06,227 --> 00:19:07,646
No one could work
them well enough
379
00:19:07,771 --> 00:19:09,230
to ride out
these energy waves.
380
00:19:09,314 --> 00:19:10,649
No one?
381
00:19:13,026 --> 00:19:14,819
It's time to hang 20!
382
00:19:14,903 --> 00:19:16,988
(SURF ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
383
00:19:17,072 --> 00:19:18,698
Morris! What are you doing?
384
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:22,827
Hold on to your coconuts. We're
going for the ride of a lifetime!
385
00:19:28,667 --> 00:19:31,503
But I thought you were
terrified of outer space.
386
00:19:31,586 --> 00:19:33,421
I was, but then it hit me.
387
00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,006
If heaven's above us,
388
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:39,260
then the whole universe
is just God's glorious sewer.
389
00:19:49,437 --> 00:19:50,438
(GRUNTING)
390
00:19:50,563 --> 00:19:52,107
Hang on, sweetie!
391
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:53,566
(ALARM BLARING)
392
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:55,527
What do we do?
Who do we blame?
393
00:19:55,610 --> 00:19:58,238
We don't blame anyone.
We make peace.
394
00:19:58,321 --> 00:19:59,948
One word can end this.
395
00:20:00,156 --> 00:20:01,408
Then say it.
396
00:20:01,491 --> 00:20:03,118
No, you say it.
397
00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:05,954
(CLEARS THROAT)
398
00:20:06,663 --> 00:20:09,082
(SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE)
399
00:20:14,337 --> 00:20:15,422
(AGREEING IN ALIEN LANGUAGE)
400
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:25,974
This actual peace
treaty is hereby enacted.
401
00:20:26,057 --> 00:20:28,351
Agnew, give it your
stamp of approval.
402
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:30,270
(GRUNTING)
403
00:20:30,353 --> 00:20:31,479
(ALL CHEERING)
404
00:20:33,148 --> 00:20:36,109
What do you say, sewer plum?
Want to give it another go?
405
00:20:36,192 --> 00:20:40,238
Well, I am still in my wedding
dress. And we still have a cake.
406
00:20:40,321 --> 00:20:41,906
Uh... Half a cake.
407
00:20:42,031 --> 00:20:43,199
(BELCHES)
408
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:46,077
Very well. Morris, Munda,
409
00:20:46,161 --> 00:20:48,913
I now pronounce
you man and wife.
410
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:50,415
May I kiss the bride?
411
00:20:50,498 --> 00:20:51,583
(GROANS)
412
00:20:51,666 --> 00:20:53,460
Congratulations.
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