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Oh, my hair!
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(SCREAMING)
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Lot of weather we're having.
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Allow me, my lady.
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(UNZIPPING)
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Shall we go a-trousering?
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Fry, I appreciate the gallantry,
but isn't this a bit much?
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You're right. I'm sorry
for showing my love.
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(SIGHS)
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Okay. Fine.
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Here, take my hand.
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(SHRIEKS)
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(SCREAMS)
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News and weather, everyone.
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I'm sure you've all noticed the
bizarre atmospheric conditions of late.
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Come to mention it, yes.
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It seems something ain't
right in the magnetosphere,
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so I'm launching
this high-altitude
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weather balloon
to gather more data.
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My pants!
My lucky pants!
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They don't look
so lucky to me.
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They are, too!
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I was wearing them that time
I found a dime in my ear.
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I was wearing them when I
won a subscription to Red book.
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And I was wearing them when I
first met Leela, so yeah, they're lucky.
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Aw!
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Also... Oh, Lord.
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Plus, they're my only pants.
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You've worn the same pants
for 1,000 years?
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No wonder
they made a run for it.
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(CHUCKLES) Whoo!
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Soon your trousers will
slip the surly bonds of Earth
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and ascend
to the heavens.
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I'm gonna blast that balloon!
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No way will I let
God get my pants!
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Nobody messes
with my pants!
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Not even the Holy One,
blessed be He.
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(FIRING)
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(HISSING)
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Look out!
A Central Park badger!
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(GRUNTS)
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I'll save you, pants!
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Scruffy, do you have
any varmint grease?
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What viscosity you need?
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(GRUNTING)
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Whoa, there's writing in here!
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Also,
this grease is flammable.
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(GRUNTS)
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Incredible! Who could have
done this, the sewer mutants?
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No, this isn't
mutant language.
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We use a lot more profanity.
Son of a... (BLEEP)
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Leela, take my hand!
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I'm slipping!
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The one time your hands
aren't sticky, they're greasy!
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Oh, sorry. Normally I would've
wiped them on my pants, but...
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(SCREAMS)
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(THUD)
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(PANTING)
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Are you okay?
Ow!
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My leg, it's broken.
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How'd you get down here?
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We made a rope from
my shirt and jacket
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and an expedition flag
from my underpants.
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I'll help you up.
Here, take my hand.
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Stop telling me
to take your hand.
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Look, Fry, your noble gestures
keep making things worse.
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Can't you just be a rude,
unhelpful jerk like Bender?
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When I use up the toilet
paper, I don't put on a new roll.
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Fry, my friend,
I found your pants.
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And no sign of
that crafty badger.
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All right! Lucky pants!
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(SCREAMS)
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Oh, my God! Look
what my flashlight found!
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(ALL GASP)
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DR. ZOIDBERG: A huge pyramid
under New New York?
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What badger
could've built this?
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And look at this
intricately carved disk.
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It merits years of study.
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But how can we move
such a fragile, precious...
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(SCREAMING) Ancient
history coming through!
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No, no, no, no, no!
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Amazing!
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It appears to be some kind
of extremely ancient calendar,
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predating even
the Girls of Sumeria.
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Of course.
It's a Mayan calendar.
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No, wait. There's some
dried-up old stew on the screen.
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Sorry. I was eating a can of
breakfast and looking at porn.
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AMY: (GASPS) It's not Mayan,
it's Martian!
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Amy, you grew up
on Mars, right?
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Can you read Martian?
A little.
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I only learned enough to
yell at my nanny. Let's see.
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(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
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I think it means,
"The sun will erupt,
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“all shall perish,"
blah-blah-blah.
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Get to the point! What does
it say about me, Bender?
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(GASPS) Nothing! But it
does say a great cataclysm
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will destroy the world
in the year 3012!
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The world?
That's where I live!
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Told you it'd say
something about me.
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So the world
will end in 3012.
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Why does that year
sound so familiar?
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Because that's the year
that's this year! See?
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(ALL SHRIEKING)
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So, you all done
with the computer?
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Is it just me, or is the world
ending more often these days?
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The calendar predicts
fires, earthquakes,
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sharksplosions,
then it just ends!
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Exactly as the
weather balloon foretold.
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Before Fry blew his
pants out of the sky,
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it detected the onset of
a catastrophic sunspot cycle.
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(ALL GASPING)
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It's starting.
This is the end of the world.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Coward Man away!
(WOMAN SCREAMS)
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(BABBLING)
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Some of us were crazy
before it was cool.
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Evacuating the planet
in three, two...
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So long, Earth.
Thanks for nothing.
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(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
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It's not starting.
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Come ons, comes on!
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(SPUTTERING)
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(GROANS)
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Let me try,
Headless Clone of Agnew.
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(ENGINE SPUTTERING)
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Damn thing
just won't turn over.
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It's like Pat
on a Sunday morning.
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Oh, the Marconi
is on the fritz, too!
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The electromagnetic storm is
disabling all electronics on Earth.
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(POWER DRAINS)
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Hi, there.
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Well, it wasn't a bad life.
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If only I could get back that time
I spent watching TRON: Legacy.
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Leela,
I've made up my mind.
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Before we die,
I'm gonna find and destroy
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every remaining copy
of TRON: Legacy.
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It may take
a couple of hours, but...
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Fry, stop trying
to do things for me.
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Whatever time we have left,
just live it with me.
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So, you want to
join the Balcony Club?
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The Balcony Club? I have
an individual membership.
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ZOIDBERG, get lost.
I am lost. So long.
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Stop the end-of-the-world sex.
We might survive after all.
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(BOTH GROAN)
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All right, Amy,
what's so important
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that you interrupted
my embalming?
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I translated more
Martian symbols.
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There's a way
off this planet.
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That underground pyramid
isn't a pyramid,
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it's a rocket ship!
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It was worth
waiting five hours
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to hear you
finish that sentence.
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A spaceship made of stone? With
no electronics, it just might work!
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I'll stick with wind-up
power, thank you very much.
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Hmm. I've never
flown a pyramid before,
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but I used to drive around
town in a mausoleum.
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How many people
can this thing carry?
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Well, the mausoleum held
10 horny teenagers, so...
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Maybe 30,000.
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It's our moral duty to save
as many lives as possible.
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(RUMBLING)
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They had their chance.
Let's go!
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BRANNIGAN: Mind if I appear?
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Welcome to the Hidey House.
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BRANNIGAN, tell me about this
freaky-deaky escape pyramid.
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I can fly it, sir. I just need
to know where, and how.
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The obvious
destination is Mars.
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It's close, with lots of open space
and no Woodward or Bernstein.
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That's a plus.
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But we can only save 30,000
people. How do we choose who goes?
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Well, let's see now.
We'll need leaders,
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(LAUGHS)
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Scientists, doctors,
bureaucrats, pilots,
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valuable appliances,
even janitors.
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But that's it.
No one else.
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I'll miss you, Leela. (SOBS)
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But it's okay,
'cause then I'll die.
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NIXON: Cut the
waterworks, hippie!
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The final decision
will be made not by me,
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but by a cold,
logical machine.
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Who shall live
and who shall die?
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Step right up to the
contrabulous choose-matron!
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I hate
waiting in line to die.
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Move it along, grandma.
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Stick your hand in
and take your chances.
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CHOOSE-MATRON: Female, crotchety.
Needed to keep others in their place.
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Accepted!
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Damn straight, ka jigger!
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Ooh, me next!
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We just got one of these.
Rejected!
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Male, scientist,
fond of crazy contraptions.
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Accepted!
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Female, scientist.
We were in the same sorority.
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Accepted!
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Sigma Beta, see you later!
Sigma Beta, see you later!
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Male, medical doctor,
delicious with butter and lemon.
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Accepted!
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I wish they'd hurry.
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I want to get out of here
before the mayhem starts.
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Mayhem?
There's gonna be mayhem?
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I'm staying.
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Hoo-ee!
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00:10:55,487 --> 00:10:57,573
Well, might as well
get it over with.
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Delivery boy,
no discernible skills.
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Accepted!
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'Cause I like his pants.
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Yes! My lucky pants!
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Leela, we can go together
after all. Come on.
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Get your badge.
Take my hand.
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Top gun pilot, natural leader,
extreme combat training.
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-Rejected!
-(BUZZES)
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What?
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With all
spaceships inoperable,
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we only need one
spaceship pilot.
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00:11:25,809 --> 00:11:27,436
Wonder what this
doo-cracky does?
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Snake door. Roger.
(SIGHS)
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00:11:32,524 --> 00:11:35,736
You can't reject Leela! Give
her a badge, you stupid box!
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Male, filthy hand,
violent temper.
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Accepted again!
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No!
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Fry, the box has spoken.
Go to Mars.
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Okay.
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00:11:50,959 --> 00:11:52,794
Will you at least
keep this photo?
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Remember how Bender dumped
all that pig's blood on me?
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You keep it.
I'll remember you in here.
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(SNIFFLES) I wish I could
remember with my boobs.
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Leela, we're off to Mars.
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00:12:10,562 --> 00:12:12,105
We'll see ourselves out.
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00:12:12,856 --> 00:12:15,275
Wait, I did it.
I got Leela a ticket.
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(GASPS) How did you do that?
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Ah-ah-ah. A magician never reveals
his secrets. Except the Great Reveal-o.
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That guy stinks.
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(CROWD CLAMORING)
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00:12:41,260 --> 00:12:43,720
I still don't see why
you get the window seat.
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Folks, this is your captain.
Our snake tanks are fully loaded,
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so once I figure out
which button launches this...
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(ALL GASP)
I figured it out!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(ALL JEERING)
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Don't come back!
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00:13:11,248 --> 00:13:13,208
Well, let's get looting!
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00:13:14,334 --> 00:13:17,921
Fry, this is the most noble thing
anyone has ever done for me.
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Wait, Fry?
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I'm a lot of people,
but I'm not Fry.
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(LAUGHS)
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Oh, no!
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(SNIFFLES)
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Welcome to Mars!
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It is with heavy heart
and open arms
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that we receive
Earth's only survivors.
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Admission, $20.
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Dad! Gleesh.
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Greetings, Mars men.
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We come to your planet
to construct a gleaming city,
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a second Earth on
which to begin anew.
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Okay. Admission, $20.
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00:14:14,478 --> 00:14:17,439
I can't believe it. Fry
sacrificed his spot for me,
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and I never even had
a chance to thank him.
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00:14:20,025 --> 00:14:25,781
Don't worry, Leela. Earth is still
there, peaceful and serene as ever.
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(ALARM WAILING)
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(CHUCKLING)
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00:14:45,967 --> 00:14:47,135
(GRUNTING)
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00:14:48,470 --> 00:14:50,138
Bender! You're stealing
your own stuff!
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00:14:50,305 --> 00:14:52,974
I am?
Geez, I better slow down.
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00:14:53,141 --> 00:14:54,976
I'm stealing stuff
I don't even need.
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You want a Torah?
Nah, I'm not hungry.
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Aw, what's the matter?
Scared of dying?
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No. 'Cause as
long as Leela lives,
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I'll be alive, too,
in her heart.
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But really I'll be dead.
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Ladies and gentlemen, our
new Martian city is complete.
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I give you Dickfrancisco!
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(CHEERING)
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00:15:23,171 --> 00:15:25,799
The doves didn't magically
spring from my hand,
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but rather were crammed into
this netting sewn into my sleeve!
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(MILD APPLAUSE)
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Thank you, Great Reveal-o.
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And now,
as a solemn testicle
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to those
left behind on Earth,
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I present this monument,
titled simply, "Heroes."
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(SNIFFLES)
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00:15:43,942 --> 00:15:47,571
That frightened little girl in
the statue reminds me of Fry.
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00:15:47,821 --> 00:15:49,114
(SOBBING)
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00:15:49,197 --> 00:15:50,866
SINGING WIND:
Stop the ceremony.
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00:15:53,243 --> 00:15:55,454
Who is this
non-Washington redskin?
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00:15:55,745 --> 00:15:59,666
I am Singing Wind, chief
of the native Martian tribe.
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00:15:59,916 --> 00:16:02,043
But I thought your people
abandoned this planet.
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00:16:02,210 --> 00:16:05,088
We did. I just
came back for my stuff.
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00:16:05,380 --> 00:16:08,216
What're you guys doing
here? Fleeing Earth, of course.
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00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:11,094
We flew here in your
great stone pyramid.
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00:16:11,386 --> 00:16:13,555
Seriously?
That thing flies?
292
00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:16,641
Of course. Your people
left it so we could escape.
293
00:16:16,892 --> 00:16:19,519
I translated your warning
that the world was doomed.
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00:16:19,769 --> 00:16:21,855
Not your world. Our world.
295
00:16:22,063 --> 00:16:25,025
We put calendar there
to warn you not to visit Mars.
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00:16:25,233 --> 00:16:27,569
It Mars that
gonna be destroyed.
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00:16:27,652 --> 00:16:28,737
(ALL GASPING)
298
00:16:28,987 --> 00:16:31,740
Why you think we so eager
to abandon this dump?
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00:16:31,948 --> 00:16:36,203
You guys got 10, 15
minutes max. Well, so long.
300
00:16:41,416 --> 00:16:44,085
Hey, Ancient Martian's
a very hard language.
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A... (SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
302
00:16:45,295 --> 00:16:47,088
looks just like a...
(SPEAKING GIBBERISH)
303
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:48,507
(LIGHTNING)
(ALL SCREAMING)
304
00:16:51,384 --> 00:16:53,970
To the spaceship!
There is no spaceship.
305
00:16:54,137 --> 00:16:56,598
You had it dismantled
to build that statue.
306
00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:58,517
To the statue.
307
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,186
(GROANING)
308
00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:06,316
Oh, what an idiot I was.
And by "I", I mean "you."
309
00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:10,987
The final solar flare is going to
bypass Earth and strike Mars.
310
00:17:15,951 --> 00:17:17,244
(ALL SCREAMING)
311
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:32,884
My God, one of the hundreds of
contradictory prophecies is coming true.
312
00:17:33,176 --> 00:17:34,553
I should've known better
than to trust
313
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,179
one of Fry's
romantic gestures.
314
00:17:36,471 --> 00:17:38,515
Every time he says
he loves me, I get killed.
315
00:17:40,684 --> 00:17:43,395
It's just as I only
now began to fear.
316
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:46,982
The solar flares are igniting
subsurface gas pockets.
317
00:17:51,736 --> 00:17:52,737
(SCREAMS)
318
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:55,282
Mars is being blasted
out of its orbit.
319
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:57,617
Fry, you noble idiot.
320
00:18:06,042 --> 00:18:07,586
(SLURPING)
321
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:09,963
You're right, Bender,
grave robbing is fun.
322
00:18:10,088 --> 00:18:12,382
And these piña skulladas
are fantastic.
323
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:15,552
The crazy weather cleared
up, too, for whatever reason.
324
00:18:15,802 --> 00:18:18,513
All in all, it's a fine
day for an apocalypse.
325
00:18:19,139 --> 00:18:21,266
So you don't miss
what's-her-name?
326
00:18:21,349 --> 00:18:22,642
Of course I do.
327
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:25,103
But even though
we're millions of miles apart,
328
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:27,814
somehow, I feel
she's near me.
329
00:18:27,897 --> 00:18:29,608
Very near!
330
00:18:31,067 --> 00:18:32,402
(ALL SCREAMING)
331
00:18:35,113 --> 00:18:37,449
Oh no!
The ka jigger of Gibraltar!
332
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,087
I have got to quit drinking.
333
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:54,299
Thanks, friend!
334
00:18:57,218 --> 00:19:00,764
Another great thing was she
always had room for dessert.
335
00:19:01,848 --> 00:19:02,849
(SCREAMS)
336
00:19:02,974 --> 00:19:05,810
We're passing
surprisingly close to Earth!
337
00:19:05,977 --> 00:19:08,605
When we reach
72nd Street, jump!
338
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,987
(GRUNTS)
Ah!
339
00:19:16,071 --> 00:19:17,155
Cushiony.
340
00:19:17,238 --> 00:19:18,698
(CHEERING)
341
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:20,825
We made it.
We're back home.
342
00:19:20,909 --> 00:19:22,869
Okay, today is
still a workday, so...
343
00:19:22,952 --> 00:19:24,120
LEELA: Wait! Help!
344
00:19:24,579 --> 00:19:27,248
I'm still on Mars,
and I can't jump!
345
00:19:27,707 --> 00:19:30,126
Hang on, Leela!
I'll save you again!
346
00:19:31,002 --> 00:19:32,462
Or somebody else could do it!
347
00:19:32,629 --> 00:19:33,880
(PANTING)
348
00:19:38,259 --> 00:19:39,594
Quick, take my hand.
349
00:19:39,844 --> 00:19:43,014
I don't know. Bad things
happen when you say that.
350
00:19:49,896 --> 00:19:51,272
I got her!
Ow!
351
00:19:51,773 --> 00:19:52,816
Oops!
352
00:19:52,899 --> 00:19:55,610
Try again!
We're too far apart.
353
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:58,947
No, we're not. Grab your
severed arm with your other arm.
354
00:19:59,322 --> 00:20:00,490
Ew...
355
00:20:00,573 --> 00:20:01,950
Okay.
356
00:20:02,617 --> 00:20:03,827
Hurray! (SCREAMS)
357
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:05,578
(BOTH SCREAMING)
358
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:14,796
Good thing
Scruffy rescued Leela.
359
00:20:15,004 --> 00:20:16,965
Don't thank me,
thank the ladder.
360
00:20:17,298 --> 00:20:20,635
Your cloned arms should be
fully grown IN a month or so.
361
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:23,221
But for right now,
enjoy the sounds
362
00:20:23,304 --> 00:20:25,932
of the world's
smallest violin.
363
00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:31,062
I hope you're not
too mad at me, Leela,
364
00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:32,772
for tearing
your arm off and all.
365
00:20:32,981 --> 00:20:35,984
I can't be mad. I'm on
way too many painkillers.
366
00:20:36,443 --> 00:20:40,238
Plus, you were willing to
sacrifice yourself so I could live.
367
00:20:40,697 --> 00:20:43,491
I mean,
you failed, miserably,
368
00:20:43,908 --> 00:20:46,661
but you're the only person
who loves me enough to try.
369
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,831
One last foolish gesture?
370
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:51,750
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