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Double time, soldier.
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I want this ice fishing operation
up and running by 0800 hours.
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(SHIVERING)
It's too cold, Dad.
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My teen region
is freezing off.
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(SCOFFS) You don't
know what cold is.
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I once survived an entire week
trapped in a Swiss glacier,
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eating nothing but
frozen Neanderthal.
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To this day, I can't stand
the taste of early hominid.
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(GROANS) Let's just
get inside the shack.
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Hold, maggot!
Ow!
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Remember the code of the ice.
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Thick and blue,
tried and true,
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thin and crispy,
way too risky.
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Shows what you know. Crispy
doesn't even rhyme with risky.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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Help, I'm drowning!
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Don't worry, son, you'll
freeze before you drown.
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I love ice fishing.
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I shouldn't be
out in this cold.
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I have no protective fat,
hair or warm blood.
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I'm not even
legally a mammal.
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(SCOFFS) You don't
know what cold is.
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I was frozen for
a thousand years.
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You were? Hal Learn
something dumb every day.
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Live bait.
Get your live bait here.
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Whoa!
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Fresh-killed bait. (CHOKING)
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(SHIVERS) Can we get inside
the shack? I'm wearing a belly parka.
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If I understand ice fishing,
and I'm pretty sure I don't,
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we'll need to laser-blast
a hole in the ice.
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No, no crazy technology.
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Here, Bender, use your
immense robot strength
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to drill a hole
the old-fashioned way.
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I don't see any irony in that.
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And voila!
Everybody's ice fishing.
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How come nobody's
ice fishing?
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Hot cocoa break.
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Cocoa is for yodeling babies. If
you're sober, it isn't ice fishing.
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(CHOKING)
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Mom, what's my temperature?
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50, 45, 40.
It's all over.
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Woo! Down at the 35!
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I'm really sick.
Huh?
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Oh, sorry. 109. We'll
check it again at halftime.
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You home from school,
you traitor?
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I fell through the ice.
Cut me some slack.
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Nobody cut me any slack
when I broke my spine.
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Didn't even take
a day off of work.
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Lot of people depend on you when
you sell trampolines door-to-door.
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Here's your homework,
you lucky knob.
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And with a little more luck
from my seven-leaf clover,
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I might get sick enough
to miss the whole semester.
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Hey, give me that.
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No.
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Give it to me, you faker.
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No, you're not getting it.
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Ow! My under bite!
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Come on, Yancy,
your brother's sick.
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You'll never have a better
chance to take him out.
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Dad!
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"Nerd Search '887?"
What's this?
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Some stupid science contest
for smart-wads.
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NASA's going to pick one kid's
experiment to launch into space.
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I could make
a space experiment.
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I just got
a new thing of glitter.
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I'm not sure
science is your thing,
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seeing how that
chimp at the zoo
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tricked you out
of your allowance.
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Yeah, well, I'll show
you and Mr. Bananas.
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Anyway, I've got nothing
better to do while I'm sick in bed.
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Wait, that's it!
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I'll make a space experiment
about the common cold.
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Where's that contest flyer?
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You're holding it, genius.
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Oh, good.
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I feel awful,
but it was worth it
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to catch and
Kill this baby fish.
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Shmeez, what's with
the shmiffling?
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It's nothing.
Just a common cold.
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DR. ZOIDBERG: What?
BENDER: Common, huh?
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What the hell's
"a common cold"?
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Is it valuable?
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Could it be taken from
you if you were, say,
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unconscious?
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A common...
A common cold? No, no!
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Ever since Fry
first came to us,
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I've lived in mortal terror
that this would happen.
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I never heard
you mention that.
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Oh, I try to act cool, but
inside I'm freaking out.
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It's just a cold.
What's the big deal?
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(SIRENS WAILING)
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This is the police.
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An unknown pathogen has
been detected on these premises.
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Come out with your hands... I
mean, stay in with your hands up.
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You are hereby
quarantined
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until such time as it is deemed
safe to enter and shoot your asses.
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(ALL GASP)
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Now, now, let's not
all panic at once.
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We'll have to take shifts.
Hermes, you take the first six hours.
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Very well.
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(CLEARS THROAT AND SCREAMS)
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FARNSWORTH:
Louder! Louder!
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Cry baby!
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Look,
I just have a common cold!
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It'll be gone as fast as I can
sneeze, hurl, and squirt it out.
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No, it won't.
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The common cold
died out 500 years ago,
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and subsequently, humanity
lost all resistance to its ravages,
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but the virus survived in you,
frozen for 1,000 years.
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Huh. So it was hiding deep down
inside of me, like my skeleton bones?
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Give it to us straight, Professor.
How incredibly deadly is it?
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We don't know. It could
Kill millions or nobody.
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I suppose it might even
bring a few people back to life.
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Anything is
possible in science.
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Oh, no,
I've got it, too!
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(ALL GRUMBLING)
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My nose is all
gunked up with blork.
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And I've got a hankering for a useless
remedy created by a schoolteacher.
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(ALL GROANING)
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Uh-oh. I think
I'm getting swollen glands.
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Ew.
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Screw the quarantine.
I'm out of here.
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Initiate
containment procedure.
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(GRUNTING) Ow!
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Go on now.
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Now I'm sick.
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I shudder to think what
this cold will do to me.
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Yesterday I was nearly
killed by a tight hat.
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I'd be remiss if I didn't
rub your goopy noses
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in the fact
that I'm immune.
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(LAUGHS)
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Which is why we'll all be
counting on you, and you alone,
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to nurse us
through this catastrophe.
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(GROANS)
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Why, God?
Why have I been singled out?
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(ALL WHEEZING AND COUGHING)
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Everyone just calm down and
make yourself a tissue walrus.
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Damn it, son,
lose the tissues.
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You're ruining
Thanksgiving dinner.
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I'm busy with my
space experiment.
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I can't devote precious
brainpower to blowing my nose.
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You're never going to win
that science fair, Philip. Face it.
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Someone with your
limited brainpower
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would be lucky to get a
job as a pizza delivery boy.
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Hey, Barack,
pizza going out, come on.
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Man, I have got to
go back to law school.
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(SNICKERS) I'm not going
to wind up a loser like that guy.
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Sure you will.
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You're going to
lose the science fair,
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and that's who's
going to beat you.
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Josh Gedgie,
boy scientist.
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Pi over four
radians of pizza, please.
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What is that,
about a slice?
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More like exactly a slice.
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(LAUGHING BREATHILY)
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Game on, Gedgie.
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YANCY JR.: Ew.
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I've had worse.
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When I was shot down over
Korea, I had to eat Kimchi.
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He was our interpreter.
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(BELL ON DOOR DINGS)
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(BELL RINGING)
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Coming!
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(PANTING)
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What now?
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Humidifier.
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(GROANS) Fine.
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Yes?
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Where's that chicken
soup we asked for?
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Chicken, water, fire.
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You take it from there.
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This is torture.
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The fever, the chills, and the
sweating! Amy's horrible sweating!
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That's it.
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00:09:03,834 --> 00:09:09,173
I'm leaving while I still have my
dignity. See you in the obituaries!
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(LAUGHING EVILLY)
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How's the, uh,
containment holding up?
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Without turning my head,
I'd say 100%.
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(DOOR OPENING)
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(HUMMING)
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Howdy, folks,
and may I say nice work
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keeping those
sickos penned up.
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Put her there.
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You, too, buddy, and you, and
you, and you, and especially you.
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That robot was
a heck of a nice feller.
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You'd better
stay here during biology.
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Mrs. Jenkins dissects anything
smaller than a fifth-grader.
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Well, if it isn't
Grand master Phlegm.
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I heard you're entering
the NASA science competition.
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Maybe I am,
LL Fool J.
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So what's your project?
The effects of losing on idiots?
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No, I'm gonna infect my
guinea pig with the common cold
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00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:12,111
and launch it into space to see
if it gets cured by cosmic rays.
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(LAUGHING BREATHILY)
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Lame, though
the common cold virus
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00:10:15,864 --> 00:10:17,533
does seem like
a judge-pleaser.
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00:10:17,616 --> 00:10:18,617
I think I'll steal that
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and do an experiment
that's slightly less very stupid.
199
00:10:21,870 --> 00:10:25,499
But that's my idea.
You are an evil, evil nerd.
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00:10:25,833 --> 00:10:26,834
Gedgie out.
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00:10:29,002 --> 00:10:31,130
We'll show him who's stupid.
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(COUGHING)
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(COUGHING)
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00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:39,179
(SINGING) And we can
build this dream together
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00:10:39,638 --> 00:10:41,890
Standing strong forever
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00:10:42,182 --> 00:10:45,435
Nothing's gonna stop us now
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00:10:46,270 --> 00:10:49,481
And if this
world runs out of lovers
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We'll still
have each other
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00:10:52,401 --> 00:10:58,907
Nothing's gonna stop us
Nothing's gonna stop us now
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(COUGHING)
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Linda?
Morbo.
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00:11:07,166 --> 00:11:11,587
The so-called "common cold"
introduced by living fossil Philip J. Fry,
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is spreading
out of control.
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00:11:13,547 --> 00:11:16,008
All citizens are advised
to wash their hands thoroughly
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00:11:16,091 --> 00:11:18,010
after beating up
Philip J. Fry.
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00:11:18,177 --> 00:11:21,221
Phew! Lucky I'm safely
locked up here with you guys.
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00:11:21,305 --> 00:11:22,806
There he is!
Get him!
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Ow! Ow!
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00:11:24,516 --> 00:11:25,517
Wait!
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00:11:25,601 --> 00:11:28,061
The situation is
expected to deteriorate
221
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as newscasters whip
the city into a panic.
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Run! Run for your lives!
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(PANICKING)
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(CHUCKLES)
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00:11:39,406 --> 00:11:43,535
And finally, the heartwarming
story of a handicapped magician
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who didn't know
when to give up.
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00:11:51,126 --> 00:11:54,713
I don't like the looks of this,
Mr. President. Shall I switch it off?
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00:11:54,838 --> 00:11:58,175
Negative. Rosemary,
release the Surgeon General.
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ROSEMARY: Get in there!
Ow!
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It's bright out here.
231
00:12:02,804 --> 00:12:05,390
Wernstrom, the
quarantine has failed.
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00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:08,936
Give me a worst-case scenario.
And make it grim.
233
00:12:09,186 --> 00:12:10,687
I've prepared
some projections.
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00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:12,731
Should the virus
escape Manhattan,
235
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this is how far it
will spread in 12 hours.
236
00:12:15,776 --> 00:12:19,071
This is 24 hours. This is
a Verizon coverage map.
237
00:12:19,154 --> 00:12:22,741
And in 36 hours, it will have
infected the entire planet.
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Options?
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We have only one option.
Protocol 62.
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00:12:27,996 --> 00:12:30,666
Not possible. We don't
have nearly enough piranhas.
241
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Then Protocol 63 it is.
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Hooray!
They're letting us out!
243
00:12:43,512 --> 00:12:46,890
And hundreds of black hover-copters
are coming to welcome us!
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(ALL SCREAMING)
245
00:13:04,700 --> 00:13:08,620
They shrink-wrapped the
whole city. Well, it could be worse.
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00:13:10,706 --> 00:13:12,291
It is worse!
247
00:13:40,402 --> 00:13:42,321
They're flying Manhattan
into the sun!
248
00:13:42,654 --> 00:13:44,323
They must have
been out of piranhas.
249
00:13:44,406 --> 00:13:45,949
They're gonna
kill the virus
250
00:13:46,033 --> 00:13:48,744
by exposing it to the heat
of our burning bodies!
251
00:13:49,077 --> 00:13:52,080
I'm just glad
I have my wool scarf.
252
00:13:52,289 --> 00:13:54,249
What good is a wool...
253
00:14:03,091 --> 00:14:05,761
Guys! Guys, you're never
gonna believe this!
254
00:14:05,844 --> 00:14:06,887
We know!
255
00:14:06,970 --> 00:14:10,098
They shmooped up Manhattan
and blasted us toward the sun!
256
00:14:10,182 --> 00:14:11,183
They did?
257
00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:13,935
Ah, so that's why
this was unguarded.
258
00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:18,774
People of New New York, this is
Surgeon General Ogden Wernstrom.
259
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,193
Wern... (COUGHING)
260
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:24,071
...strom!
261
00:14:24,196 --> 00:14:26,865
No doctor likes hurling
his patients into the sun,
262
00:14:26,948 --> 00:14:30,285
but since there is no way lo make
a vaccine for the common cold...
263
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,578
(GRUNTS)
264
00:14:31,661 --> 00:14:33,663
There is a way
to make a vaccine!
265
00:14:33,789 --> 00:14:35,791
There is? Yay!
266
00:14:35,874 --> 00:14:37,751
Of course, there's a catch.
Woo-hoo!
267
00:14:38,502 --> 00:14:41,338
Yay! Yay!
So what's the catch?
268
00:14:41,546 --> 00:14:43,715
The vaccine
requires the original,
269
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:46,635
unmutated,
20th century cold virus,
270
00:14:46,885 --> 00:14:49,429
so I need to grind you
into a paste.
271
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:51,515
Professor, no!
272
00:14:51,640 --> 00:14:54,142
It's okay, Leela. This
is all my fault, sort of.
273
00:14:54,309 --> 00:14:56,019
If this will save you,
then please,
274
00:14:56,144 --> 00:14:57,896
turn me into
a virus milkshake.
275
00:14:58,146 --> 00:15:00,482
He consented!
You all heard it!
276
00:15:13,662 --> 00:15:16,164
Yes, sir, many of
these entries merit a ride
277
00:15:16,248 --> 00:15:18,375
in the mighty bosom
of our space shuttle.
278
00:15:19,000 --> 00:15:22,587
And then there's
your so-called entry.
279
00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:24,798
(SNEEZES)
280
00:15:26,174 --> 00:15:28,301
Jeez! Walk much, Gedgie?
281
00:15:28,635 --> 00:15:32,347
Absurd. You really think your guinea
pig can survive in the vacuum of space?
282
00:15:32,514 --> 00:15:34,891
He already survived
in the vacuum of my mom.
283
00:15:34,975 --> 00:15:36,685
I mean, my mom's vacuum.
284
00:15:36,852 --> 00:15:39,229
My experiment measures
the effect of micro gravity
285
00:15:39,312 --> 00:15:41,523
on the propagation
of the common cold virus
286
00:15:41,606 --> 00:15:44,901
in an anaerobic environment,
I.e., space.
287
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:45,986
Impressed?
288
00:15:46,111 --> 00:15:50,198
Damn right I am. That's
some dry, emotionless science.
289
00:15:50,699 --> 00:15:51,867
Nice job, son.
290
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:54,703
(COUGHING)
291
00:15:57,873 --> 00:15:58,957
Hey, wait a second!
292
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:01,418
I know where you can get
some 20th century cold virus
293
00:16:01,501 --> 00:16:02,502
without killing me!
294
00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:05,672
Hush, lad.
I'm totally in the zone.
295
00:16:05,755 --> 00:16:09,176
We just have to find the
Nerd Search '88 satellite.
296
00:16:09,384 --> 00:16:10,385
(GROANS)
297
00:16:10,469 --> 00:16:13,388
I don't know why I
even build these things.
298
00:16:18,977 --> 00:16:21,646
Gunnery Chief Bender,
blast us out of quarantine.
299
00:16:21,813 --> 00:16:22,898
Aye, aye, lady!
300
00:16:27,360 --> 00:16:28,612
Oh, fiddlepoop!
301
00:16:28,695 --> 00:16:30,155
Our weapons
aren't strong enough
302
00:16:30,238 --> 00:16:32,699
to puncture a thin
plastic tent that thick.
303
00:16:32,782 --> 00:16:34,409
No, but theirs are!
304
00:16:34,910 --> 00:16:36,453
(ALARM SOUNDING)
305
00:16:36,536 --> 00:16:39,164
Captain, a ship is attempting
to break the quarantine.
306
00:16:39,581 --> 00:16:42,834
Blow them to Bac-O bits with
a well-placed warning shot.
307
00:16:42,959 --> 00:16:44,419
But... (GRUNTS)
308
00:16:44,503 --> 00:16:45,504
Oh...
309
00:16:51,551 --> 00:16:52,552
Oops.
310
00:16:52,802 --> 00:16:54,387
We'll find that
cold virus.
311
00:16:54,471 --> 00:16:57,015
The Nerd Search satellite was
launched on the space shuttle
312
00:16:57,098 --> 00:16:58,808
and released
into orbit.
313
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:04,105
Hmm. All ancient satellites were
swept up as space junk in 2113.
314
00:17:04,272 --> 00:17:07,025
I actually knew that offhand.
I'm Face booking right now.
315
00:17:08,944 --> 00:17:09,986
Aha
316
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:15,033
That satellite was scuttled on
Enceladus, Saturn's main dump moon.
317
00:17:15,158 --> 00:17:16,493
Let's dump it up!
318
00:17:25,335 --> 00:17:29,464
This is the exact location of the
dump, but there's nothing here.
319
00:17:29,548 --> 00:17:31,633
BENDER: (SIGHS) Can we
please go home and die now?
320
00:17:31,716 --> 00:17:32,801
I'm with Bender.
321
00:17:32,884 --> 00:17:36,221
Whatever was here has been
covered by centuries of ice buildup.
322
00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:40,475
No! It's under here somewhere!
We just have to bust our way down.
323
00:17:40,725 --> 00:17:44,854
Remember the code of the ice.
Thin and crispy, way too risky!
324
00:17:45,188 --> 00:17:47,482
(GRUNTING)
325
00:17:47,857 --> 00:17:48,858
(ALL YELLING)
326
00:17:49,818 --> 00:17:50,819
(ALL GROAN)
327
00:17:51,486 --> 00:17:53,780
LEELA:
I found the satellite!
328
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:59,035
Let's just hope the
experiment's still in here.
329
00:17:59,619 --> 00:18:01,329
Yes! We're saved!
330
00:18:03,498 --> 00:18:07,002
And now, to present the
awards, our very special guest.
331
00:18:07,335 --> 00:18:08,545
He walked on the Moon,
332
00:18:08,628 --> 00:18:11,798
and now he is judging
a high school science contest.
333
00:18:12,007 --> 00:18:17,220
Truly a man who can and will
do anything, Dr. Buzz Aldrin!
334
00:18:19,431 --> 00:18:21,683
Wow. I could have used
an introduction like that
335
00:18:21,766 --> 00:18:23,852
when I first met
the Moon Men.
336
00:18:24,019 --> 00:18:25,103
(ALL CHUCKLING)
337
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,315
But seriously,
there are Moon Men.
338
00:18:28,398 --> 00:18:29,524
(CLEARS THROAT)
339
00:18:29,608 --> 00:18:32,360
Okay, this year's
Nerd Search runner-up
340
00:18:32,444 --> 00:18:34,613
IS a young man
who devised a way
341
00:18:34,696 --> 00:18:37,407
to add and subtract
in zero gravity.
342
00:18:37,866 --> 00:18:41,578
Vi jay Patel and his
calculator space hat!
343
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:42,746
Whoo!
344
00:18:44,748 --> 00:18:45,790
Whoo!
345
00:18:45,874 --> 00:18:47,876
And now,
the grand prize winner
346
00:18:47,959 --> 00:18:51,254
whose experiment will
be launched into space...
347
00:18:54,549 --> 00:18:58,053
Look at that cocky smirk.
My money's on Gedgie.
348
00:18:58,261 --> 00:19:00,722
Yeah? He may have brains,
but I have heart.
349
00:19:01,097 --> 00:19:02,557
Josh Gedgie!
350
00:19:02,891 --> 00:19:04,559
(LAUGHING)
351
00:19:05,393 --> 00:19:07,062
I'll bring
the car around.
352
00:19:19,407 --> 00:19:24,412
What a well-prepared virus
culture. This will make a fine vaccine.
353
00:19:24,496 --> 00:19:26,164
Good thing
Gedgie won.
354
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:29,167
My dumb experiment wouldn't
have lasted an hour in space,
355
00:19:29,250 --> 00:19:30,752
let alone 1,000 years.
356
00:19:30,835 --> 00:19:34,422
Besides, Buzz Aldrin ran over
my guinea pig in the parking lot.
357
00:19:34,631 --> 00:19:38,802
Okay. Come on, gang,
let's go inoculate everyone
358
00:19:38,885 --> 00:19:42,263
and cram Manhattan
back into its rightful hole.
359
00:19:52,232 --> 00:19:54,275
This may hurt a little.
360
00:19:54,859 --> 00:19:55,860
Ow!
361
00:19:56,528 --> 00:19:58,613
Now I'll give you
the shot.
362
00:19:59,489 --> 00:20:01,533
You saved
millions of lives, Fry.
363
00:20:01,783 --> 00:20:04,828
You should feel proud, no
matter what your dad said to you.
364
00:20:15,964 --> 00:20:19,134
You still haven't thanked me for
pulling you out of the lake, soldier.
365
00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:20,760
I could have
flip-flopped out.
366
00:20:20,885 --> 00:20:22,429
I know that.
367
00:20:25,265 --> 00:20:29,060
Look, son, I know I give
you the business sometimes,
368
00:20:29,144 --> 00:20:30,437
but if I'm hard on you,
369
00:20:30,520 --> 00:20:34,107
it's only "cause I want you to
grow up strong and resilient.
370
00:20:34,190 --> 00:20:37,861
Some day, you may face
adversities SO preposterous,
371
00:20:37,944 --> 00:20:39,946
I can't even
conceive of them.
372
00:20:40,113 --> 00:20:43,241
But I know you'll pull
through and make me proud.
373
00:20:43,867 --> 00:20:45,285
I love you, son.
374
00:20:57,797 --> 00:21:00,967
YANCY SR.: Now bundle up.
I don't want you getting frozen.
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