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Mom on deck! Ten... Ho!
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All right, grunts, here's
your pre-mission pep talk.
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Shoot anyone
who doesn't obey hard enough.
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But...
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Stop gaining knowledge,
Hubert.
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(GRUNTING)
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It's a simple mission.
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The grunts catch the alien,
the surgeon guts it,
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and you smuggle the
poison parts back here.
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Uh, something
about poison, got it.
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By the way,
that surgeon, where is he?
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You! Where's the butcher?
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Ma'am, I don't know, ma'am.
His duff el bag arrived.
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(GRUNTING)
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It's not a duff el bag.
It's my apartment!
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(GROANS)
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Hubert, meet John ZOIDBERG.
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You need an alien hacked to
pieces, he's the best there is,
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in the budget category.
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Have you ever
dissected a Yeti before?
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(SNICKERS)
Himalayan or Neptunian?
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Tritonian.
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(GASPS) A Tritonian Yeti?
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You two aren't up to
anything unethical, are you?
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Relax.
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There's nothing unethical about
covert biological weapons research.
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I said, "Relax!"
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Ooh!
Ooh!
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Ah, ZOIDBERG, we've known
each other so long that sometimes
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I don't think we even need
words to understand each other.
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What?
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Once and for all, Fry,
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even though it's the future,
most objects are still just objects,
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not aliens who
look like objects.
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So my efforts to establish
diplomatic relations
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with the Cactus People
were doomed from the start.
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So you're in pain and
have a bunch of needles?
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I prescribe acupuncture.
Let's begin.
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(SCREAMING)
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Blood?
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I mean, blood.
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Put it back in me!
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I'm afraid Fry
lost a lot of juice.
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He's developed
Simpsons Jaundice.
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Ay, Caramba!
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His only hope is
some replacement liver.
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Yours looks like
a good match.
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Well, if it'll help Fry...
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Careful, Leelal He knows less
about human anatomy than I do.
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And I can't even
find my own uterus.
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You may feel
a slight sawing.
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And all we need is
a little spine supplement
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to replace what Leela lost in
that unavoidable saw mix-up.
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It wasn't unavoidable.
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You just had to stop cutting
my spine when I yelled,
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"Stop, you're cutting
my spine!"
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FRY: Quit complaining!
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My body rejected your liver, and
now I've got Garfield Syndrome.
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Oh, I hate Mondays.
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Anyhow, Hermes, all Leela
needs is one of your vertebrae.
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But, Doctor, will I be
able to limbo afterwards?
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Could you limbo before?
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(CHUCKLES)
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Wait. I say, "Yes," and you
say, "I couldn't limbo before."
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You ruined the joke,
Hermes.
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There you go, Leela.
Good as new!
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Whoa! Whoa!
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Oh. Sure,
Leela's fine,
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but my jaundice has
progressed to Muppet Gangrene!
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It's not easy
being gangrenous.
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I thought you were only gonna
take out one vertebral
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Yeah, but did you ever
play Jenga?
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Sometimes you pull one and...
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Yeah, well, I'm
not staying like this.
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I can't believe it.
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Mmm. What started out as a
pleasant afternoon of drugs and surgery
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has not gone as planned.
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But don't worry,
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we still have three or four
co-workers with plenty of spare parts.
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My first mission.
I'm so excited.
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And after I dissect
the Yeti's poison glands,
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we can stop, maybe, for
ice cream on the way back?
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With sprinkles on?
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(CHUCKLES) Why, you're just
a big kid, aren't you, ZOIDBERG?
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A very big kid!
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We're over the drop
zone, gentlemen.
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Might I suggest you jump out
the door and poop yourselves?
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Aah!
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So anyway, I hope the men have
been taking their hyper-malaria pills.
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Their what?
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"Their what?" (LAUGHS)
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That's funny,
like a crazy old man.
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But you know
what's not funny?
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Deadly Tritonian
hyper-malaria.
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Just be sure to stay out
of the methane swamps.
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(SNIFFING)
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What smells like methane?
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(PATIENTS GROANING)
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My God! I've never seen
such a gruesome shark attack.
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Especially
this far inland.
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It wasn't a shark. It was an
awful, incompetent doctor.
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Wow, he must've been
a total ZOIDBERG.
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It was ZOIDBERG!
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He brutalized us with power
tools, gypsy curses and hypnosis.
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Yes, master.
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You'll all get through this. I give
you my word as a real doctor.
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What about me?
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What did he do to you?
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I don't know exactly,
but I'm incontinent.
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I'm truly sorry.
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I consider myself
a reasonable man.
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Quick with a joke,
slow to anger.
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But Bender can't go on
long car trips anymore,
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and I say ZOIDBERG must die.
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People, please.
Let's not overreact...
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Death to the crab!
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How bad is it,
Doctor?
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Super bad. It's
Tritonian hyper-malaria.
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A lot of these men will
be dead within 24 hours.
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What?
Not you, though.
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You'll make
a complete recovery
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and goon to
marry a supermodel!
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(SIGHING)
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Funny plague,
hyper-malaria.
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It can kill immediately,
or lie dormant for decades.
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But sooner or later,
it erupts,
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causing fever, spasms,
madness, coma, and finally death.
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What?
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Supermodel!
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Oh! Those poor,
doomed bastards.
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I guess it's up to me
to complete the mission.
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I'll be in the swamp, blowing
the smirk off a toxic Yeti.
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(SHIVERING)
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Professor, we need
to talk, man-to-mob.
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(INDISTINCT GRUMBLING)
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We've had it with ZOIDBERG!
We demand you fire him!
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Nonsense. Zoidberg's a
fine physician, for aliens.
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Your mistake
is being humans.
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No, if I'm going to fire
anyone, it'll be Scruffy.
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You can't do that.
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Over my dead body!
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Don't you get it,
old man?
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Thanks to Dr. Scissorhands, I
wet myself every time I laugh.
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(LAUGHS)
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It's not funny!
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Well, I guess it is
kind of funny. (LAUGHS)
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Oh-oh.
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Why are you protecting
ZOIDBERG, Professor?
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Do you owe him
something?
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Is he blackmailing you somehow?
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What does he have
on you?
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Why have you kept him around
all these years
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when he's so grossly
incompetent?
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(SIGHS)
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Long ago, ZOIDBERG and I
entered into a secret arrangement
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relating to certain extraordinary
events too horrible to reveal.
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So there's nothing
to be curious about.
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Oh!
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Stop, or I'll shoot!
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ZOIDBERG?
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You can't hunt a Yeti by
yourself, sir. It's suicidal!
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So what? I'm going to die
of hyper-malaria, anyway.
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I was in the same swamp
as the rest of the men.
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Just because you were in the
swamp doesn't necessarily mean...
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I was thirsty from the
flight. I drank swamp water.
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Look, ZOIDBERG,
you're a loyal friend.
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"Friend"?
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But I'm doomed!
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I might as well capture a Yeti
and die trying.
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Then you'll need someone
to dissect it, friend.
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(ROARING)
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Go, Johnny! Go!
That's an order!
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Never! ZOIDBERG doesn't
abandon a friend, apparently.
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(WHIMPERING)
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(GROWLING)
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I'll save us by scaring him
off with my crazy war noise.
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(PURRING)
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Crunch all you want.
I'll make more.
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Oy. I lost another one.
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ZOIDBERG, I'm sorry
to break it to you this way,
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but we hate you and we
never wanna see you again.
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But, friends...
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We're not your friends!
We're your victims!
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I was just
trying to...
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Shut up and give me
my kidney back!
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I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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We don't know why the
Professor keeps you around here,
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and we don't care.
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You're a terrible doctor!
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Nobody wants to
see you ever again!
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Dr. ZOIDBERG! I want
to see you right now!
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The time
has come, my friend.
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We have to talk
about our arrangement.
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Oh, no. No, no.
Oh, no, no, no! Oh, no!
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Oh, no!
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(MOANING)
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Un-paw him,
you big ape!
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I saw this in a Tarzan movie!
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It was called
Tarzan versus the Yetis.
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I lost my virginity
during the film,
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00:10:01,558 --> 00:10:04,436
so I'm a little fuzzy
on the details.
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(YELPING)
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Oh!
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(FARNSWORTH SCREAMING)
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00:10:19,034 --> 00:10:20,702
John, are you all right?
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00:10:21,078 --> 00:10:23,330
You...
You saved my life!
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Oh, Fuff.
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Yes, Fuff.
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How can I ever
repay you?
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Do you need a slave?
Or maybe a butler?
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00:10:30,170 --> 00:10:33,549
No, I haven't needed a butler
since grad school.
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00:10:33,632 --> 00:10:35,134
But I do need a doctor.
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I don't want to die
like those Marines, John.
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The fever, the madness.
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Don't forget the spasms,
coma and death.
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Oh. I don't want to go through
that. I want you to kill me.
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All right.
Give me the knife.
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Not now! Hyper-malaria
can lie dormant for years.
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Isn't that what you said?
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00:10:54,820 --> 00:10:56,905
It sounds like
something I would say.
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So stay with me
until the symptoms start,
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then put me
out of my misery.
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You must swear!
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00:11:06,415 --> 00:11:09,376
All right, Hubert,
I swear.
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It's started, ZOIDBERG,
the fever, the muscle spasms.
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I'm dying.
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(WHEEZING)
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00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:23,599
It's time for you to keep
your promise and kill me.
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This is very difficult,
but I'll try, friend.
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(SCREECHING)
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(GASPING)
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No, wait,
I'm afraid to die.
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00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:41,366
Ah. You said
you wanted me to kill you.
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00:11:41,450 --> 00:11:43,869
Is this one of those
"no means yes" deals?
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00:11:43,952 --> 00:11:45,370
Yes and no.
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00:11:45,454 --> 00:11:48,790
I do want you to kill me,
but I mustn't see it coming.
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00:11:48,874 --> 00:11:49,958
That would be agony.
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00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:53,462
So you must murder me
completely by surprise.
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00:11:53,837 --> 00:11:56,965
As God is my witness,
you can count on me.
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00:11:57,633 --> 00:11:59,760
Well, see you tomorrow.
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00:12:05,307 --> 00:12:06,934
Not surprising enough.
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00:12:31,333 --> 00:12:32,709
Oh. Ah!
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My heart!
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00:12:42,844 --> 00:12:43,845
Ho.
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00:12:52,688 --> 00:12:54,022
Hey.
What are you doing there?
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00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:57,985
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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00:12:58,068 --> 00:12:59,736
Stop, you don't
understand.
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Let's go, you murderer.
Fry, help me lock him up.
250
00:13:02,948 --> 00:13:05,158
Hang on. I'm learning
how to do loop-de-loops.
251
00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:06,868
Whoa, whoa!
252
00:13:08,662 --> 00:13:13,166
You're making a mistake. I was
only trying to kill the Professor.
253
00:13:18,046 --> 00:13:19,047
(SNIPPING)
254
00:13:21,717 --> 00:13:23,885
Hubert, I'm sorry.
255
00:13:25,721 --> 00:13:27,597
Huh? He doesn't have hair.
256
00:13:28,932 --> 00:13:30,851
Great Little Caesar's ghost!
257
00:13:30,934 --> 00:13:35,480
You fools, you stupid,
life-prolonging fools.
258
00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:38,400
I asked ZOIDBERG
to kill me.
259
00:13:38,525 --> 00:13:39,609
What you talking
about, Professor? What?
260
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:41,236
Professor, have you gone mad?
261
00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:45,574
Probably. It's one of the
symptoms of Tritonian hyper-malaria.
262
00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:49,202
(GASPS) You mean the
incurable disease that causes fever,
263
00:13:49,369 --> 00:13:51,330
spasms, insanity,
264
00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:52,998
(GIGGLES CRAZILY)
coma,
265
00:13:53,081 --> 00:13:54,082
(SIGHS)
266
00:13:54,249 --> 00:13:55,250
And finally death?
267
00:13:56,835 --> 00:14:00,839
Yes, and I begged ZOIDBERG
to put me out of my misery.
268
00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:03,216
Bring him, quickly.
269
00:14:06,928 --> 00:14:07,971
(GROANS)
270
00:14:08,055 --> 00:14:11,183
Should have known better than
to store my antiques in the office.
271
00:14:11,266 --> 00:14:13,185
ZOIDBERG,
we were wrong.
272
00:14:13,268 --> 00:14:16,480
We're letting you out SO
you can kill the Professor.
273
00:14:18,106 --> 00:14:19,441
(WHOOPING)
274
00:14:19,900 --> 00:14:22,319
No, he sand-crabbed out.
275
00:14:22,569 --> 00:14:24,738
(SIGHS) Then we
have no choice.
276
00:14:24,821 --> 00:14:27,240
We'll have to mercy-kill
the Professor ourselves.
277
00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:29,326
Well, let's get started.
278
00:14:34,664 --> 00:14:36,291
We have a situation, Mother.
279
00:14:36,375 --> 00:14:39,086
This creature tried to
sand-crab into the building.
280
00:14:39,169 --> 00:14:40,504
ZOIDBERG?
281
00:14:40,587 --> 00:14:43,423
Sorry I didn't call first,
Carol, but I'm in a hurry.
282
00:14:43,507 --> 00:14:45,092
I need your help
to save Hubert.
283
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:47,594
Let him go and stooge
the hell out of here.
284
00:14:47,677 --> 00:14:48,678
We're on it.
285
00:14:48,762 --> 00:14:50,305
(EXCLAIMING)
286
00:14:50,972 --> 00:14:54,017
Beautiful kids.
You must be very proud.
287
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:58,522
John ZOIDBERG. It's been a
long time. How have you been?
288
00:14:58,605 --> 00:14:59,773
Not too bad.
289
00:14:59,856 --> 00:15:02,442
Last year I took a bus trip
to the Grand Canyon.
290
00:15:02,526 --> 00:15:04,111
Later, I'll show you
the pictures.
291
00:15:04,194 --> 00:15:07,781
Do you ever regret it, John,
leaving me to work for the Professor?
292
00:15:07,989 --> 00:15:08,990
Oh...
293
00:15:09,074 --> 00:15:12,244
What do you want me to say?
He saved my life.
294
00:15:12,327 --> 00:15:15,372
Big deal. You could have
been rich if you'd stayed.
295
00:15:15,455 --> 00:15:17,749
Your own lab,
a full staff.
296
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:20,001
But Hubert is my friend.
297
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:21,586
He's very sick.
298
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:26,591
I can cure him, but I need
the thing, the thing from Triton.
299
00:15:26,675 --> 00:15:29,928
It'll cost you, John.
How much are you worth now?
300
00:15:30,011 --> 00:15:31,721
I live in a dumpster.
301
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,015
All I have in the world
is this coupon
302
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:36,268
for one free session
at the tanning salon.
303
00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:40,188
Oh, John, that's
really all you have?
304
00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:44,901
Then, I'll take it.
305
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:47,070
(MOANING)
306
00:15:52,492 --> 00:15:54,453
Okay, Murdolator's finished.
307
00:15:57,539 --> 00:16:01,376
I said I'd kill him myself,
but nobody listens to Bender.
308
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,420
We all have to
share in the quilt,
309
00:16:03,503 --> 00:16:07,174
which is why we're each going to add
one drop of cyanide to the death wheel
310
00:16:07,257 --> 00:16:08,300
as it goes by.
311
00:16:10,760 --> 00:16:11,761
(GROANING)
312
00:16:19,644 --> 00:16:23,940
Commence mercy-killing
in three, two, a-yup.
313
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:27,903
Kill-check one is go.
314
00:16:39,456 --> 00:16:40,457
(ALL GASPING)
315
00:16:44,127 --> 00:16:45,337
(ALL CHEERING)
316
00:16:45,462 --> 00:16:46,463
Kill-check two is go.
317
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:02,938
CROWD: Ooh!
318
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:05,607
It's about time.
319
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:15,242
MURDOLATOR:
Vegetables activated.
320
00:17:24,084 --> 00:17:25,418
Kill-check three is go.
321
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,212
Also, the salad's ready.
322
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,005
Yes!
Salad!
323
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,423
DR. ZOIDBERG:
What the hell are you doing?
324
00:17:32,008 --> 00:17:34,886
ZOIDBERG, we know about
your secret agreement.
325
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:37,722
I am so, so sorry
for how we treated you.
326
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:40,559
And to make it up to you,
we're killing the Professor for you
327
00:17:40,642 --> 00:17:43,061
so he doesn't die horribly
from hyper-malaria.
328
00:17:43,144 --> 00:17:46,231
He doesn't have hyper-malaria,
you idiots.
329
00:17:46,606 --> 00:17:48,316
(ROARS)
330
00:17:48,483 --> 00:17:50,026
He has Yeti-ism.
331
00:17:50,318 --> 00:17:51,319
(ALL GASPING)
332
00:17:51,486 --> 00:17:53,613
When he saved my life
all those years ago,
333
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:55,323
he was scratched
by a Yeti.
334
00:17:55,824 --> 00:17:56,825
(PULSING)
335
00:17:57,617 --> 00:18:01,705
Hmm. I consider myself almost
completely ignorant of modern medicine,
336
00:18:01,788 --> 00:18:03,373
and I've never
heard of Yeti-ism.
337
00:18:03,456 --> 00:18:06,835
It mimics the symptoms
of hyper-malaria exactly
338
00:18:06,918 --> 00:18:10,797
except for the part where instead
of dying, you turn into a Yeti.
339
00:18:11,047 --> 00:18:12,340
Ah!
340
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:17,429
(KETTLE WHISTLING)
341
00:18:17,971 --> 00:18:21,683
Wow. Hold him down
while I prepare the antidote.
342
00:18:25,228 --> 00:18:26,271
Another Yeti?
343
00:18:26,354 --> 00:18:30,400
Yes, the same jerk that once
noshed on me like a shrimp toast.
344
00:18:30,483 --> 00:18:34,154
Now who's getting
his pineal gland extracted?
345
00:18:34,237 --> 00:18:35,238
(GRUNTS)
346
00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:40,702
Yes, this contains a concentrated
form of the Yeti neurotoxin.
347
00:18:41,036 --> 00:18:43,580
But that's what gave him
Yeti-ism in the first place.
348
00:18:43,663 --> 00:18:45,123
Won't it just make him
a double-Yeti?
349
00:18:45,206 --> 00:18:48,209
Don't lecture me about
alien physiology, Conrad.
350
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:51,963
The pineal neurotoxin
neutralizes the adrenal neurotoxin.
351
00:18:52,047 --> 00:18:54,215
That's why Yetis don't
drive themselves mad.
352
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:55,467
(ROARING)
353
00:18:59,429 --> 00:19:02,641
My God, he's like some kind
of believable Hulk.
354
00:19:02,724 --> 00:19:05,101
No time for an injection.
355
00:19:05,393 --> 00:19:06,811
(ROARING)
356
00:19:15,528 --> 00:19:16,738
DR. ZOIDBERG: Ah!
357
00:19:22,827 --> 00:19:26,081
DR. ZOIDBERG: I'll be damned.
It did make him a double-Yeti.
358
00:19:41,221 --> 00:19:42,472
(ALL SCREAMING)
359
00:19:55,485 --> 00:19:59,030
It wasn't supposed to do
any of those things.
360
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:10,458
You did it, Johnny.
I'm cured!
361
00:20:11,209 --> 00:20:12,711
(ALL GASP)
362
00:20:18,967 --> 00:20:21,386
All right, let's set
it up and try again.
363
00:20:25,765 --> 00:20:28,435
There's one thing
I don't understand, ZOIDBERG.
364
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:32,313
How did you persuade Mom to
give you her precious Yeti head?
365
00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,816
Did you have to
promise anything in return?
366
00:20:35,692 --> 00:20:38,445
Nothing, nothing at all.
367
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:43,408
This calls for a celebration.
Come on, everyone, let's go tanning.
368
00:20:43,491 --> 00:20:44,492
Hurray!
369
00:20:44,659 --> 00:20:45,660
Hurray!
370
00:20:47,162 --> 00:20:48,163
(SIGHS)
371
00:20:48,329 --> 00:20:51,499
I was going to tan once.
372
00:20:52,667 --> 00:20:55,378
What do you say, Johnny?
It's on me.
373
00:20:56,921 --> 00:20:58,673
Thank you, Hubert.
374
00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:00,759
(WHOOPING)
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