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Oh.
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Where's the Professor?
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Probably dead. Already
dissolving in a bathtub, if we're lucky.
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I was out on the widow's walk
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keeping a hopeless vigil for the
return of my first delivery crew.
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It's been 50 years
since they disappeared.
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I knew you had other crews, but
you never told us you had a first crew.
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I remember it like
it was interesting.
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I had just built my new
shipping and receiving emporium,
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and I scoured the
hardware store parking lot
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to assemble
the finest crew imaginable.
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There was Candy, the
raunchy by-the-books navigator,
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Lifter, the devastatingly
handsome forklift,
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and Captain Lando Tucker, a dedicated
young man with no characteristics.
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We'll deliver that package
or die trying.
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Hey, it's all my
favorite patients.
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And also Captain Tucker.
Pow!
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Whoa!
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You totally got me, Dr. John.
You're hilarious.
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ZOIDBERG was popular?
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ZOIDBERG had hair?
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I never said
he had hair!
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If you chose to imagine him
that way, that's your business.
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Anyway, the time came
for our first delivery.
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(SOBBING)
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Lando, don't forget
about me and Junior.
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I won't, honey.
Or die trying.
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Well, crew, this is it.
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That cookie bouquet
isn't going to deliver itself.
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Ten,
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nine and so on...
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Three,
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two,
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one...
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(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC)
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Go, you big metal bird.
Get up there.
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Incredible!
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ZOIDBERG had friends?
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It was a different time.
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FARNSWORTH:
Everything was going smoothly
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until right after that part
I was just telling you about.
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Suddenly,
Amanda's aunt called to say
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her niece hadn't received
her cookie bouquet.
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I watched the skies
for weeks,
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with only occasional breaks
to tend to my grief diarrhea.
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Just when all hope was lost...
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(GASPS)
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The ship's escape pod!
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What happened
up there, Johnny?
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Don't make me remember.
So horrible it was.
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(SHRIEKS)
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I thought you said
he didn't have hair.
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Yes, but something he saw on that
mission traumatized him so severely,
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he grew hair,
just so it could turn white.
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Sadly, my brave crew
was gone forever.
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(SOBBING)
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(SNIFFLING)
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That poor
incompetent crew.
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What do you think
happened, Professor?
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They were lost
in the Bermuda Tetrahedron.
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(ALL GASP)
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That's ridiculous. The Bermuda
Tetrahedron is just a myth.
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I'm glad you're so brave in
the face of the unknown, Leela,
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because,
for your next mission,
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you'll be flying directly through
the Bermuda Tetrahedron!
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(ALL GASP)
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Or we could fly around it.
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Of course you could.
You'd be stupid not to.
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Supposing we're not stupid.
What kind of stupid mission is this?
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You'll be picking up a monument
commemorating my lost crew,
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to be unveiled Tuesday
at their memorial ceremony.
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All the grieving families
will be there,
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plus a Popsicle cart.
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You can count
on us, Professor.
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We'll get that monument
here in time...
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ALL: Hooray!
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...or die trying.
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What?
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Here you go.
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"In memory of the first Planet
Express ship and its crew."
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Hang on. "It's" shouldn't
have an apostrophe.
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This means "and it is crew."
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What the hell's
wrong with you?
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It's a minor error, lady.
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I mean, we're space aliens. It's a
miracle we can even speak English.
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The miracle is that
I'm not kicking your ass.
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I insist you re-carve
the entire statue correctly.
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Okay, okay.
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Hey, Charlie, hack off
another block of ivory!
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(ROARING)
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Well, the statue's
perfect now.
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Too bad we won't make it back
in time for the memorial service.
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We'll make it.
Or die trying.
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FRY: Ah!
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We're cutting through
the Bermuda Tetrahedron!
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Whoo-hoo!
(ALARM BLARING)
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Wait, the Bermuda Tetrahedron?
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(ALL GASPING)
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(LIGHTNING CRACKING)
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I think I'm remembering
that thing I forgot.
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The dials are terrified.
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Brace yourselves.
It's Tickle Me Elmo's Fire.
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(GIGGLING)
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There. See?
It was no big thing.
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What was that big thing?
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It's a spaceship graveyard.
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Why did we have to
come here at night?
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Look at all these
famous lost ships.
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There's the Garmin!
And the Tom Tom!
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Over there! It's the
original Planet Express ship!
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What caused all that damage?
Could it have been flavor-blasted?
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We'd better investigate.
(LIGHTNING CRACKING)
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Looks like an ion storm,
though. Everyone, suit up!
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Whatever happened here,
that first crew left in a hurry.
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The table is still set for
a McDonald's Value Dinner.
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I remember,
I remember!
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This is what traumatized me.
Such a meal to go to waste!
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And with that...
I have closure.
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Hey, ZOIDBERG,
you're cockatieling.
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Oh, no. Something's
happening. What's happening?
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(WHALE SINGING)
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(ALL GASPING)
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Oh, right. And there was
a giant killer space whale.
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(WHALE SINGING)
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Holy crap,
it's a giant space fish!
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Actually, the space whale isn't a
space fish. It's a space mammal.
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Wow, interesting. I'm both
impressed and being eaten.
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Spacewalk, people!
Spacewalk for your lives!
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FRY: Man, look at him go. Like
a millionaire on a cocktail wiener.
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(ROARING)
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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I did it.
I outran him.
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Relax, friends.
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(WHALE SINGING)
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Panic, jerks!
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That's no ordinary space whale!
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It's a four-dimensional
space whale!
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Of course!
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And it only breaches
into our 3-D universe
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to hunt and fill
its lungs with vacuum.
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Whatever its beef is,
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our one mission now is to
get that monument to Earth.
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Correction:
our one mission now
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is to avenge
the loss of that monument.
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Shmeesh!
He gonk-ed off the engines.
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That won't stop me.
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Raise the solar sails! I'm
going after that Mébius Dick!
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(ALL GASPING)
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You've been hitting
the Red Stripe, woman!
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Comport yourself,
Mr. Conrad!
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When we're at space,
the captain's word is law.
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I could marry you and Bender
against your will, if I wanted to.
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You wouldn't dare!
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I've been married
to worse.
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Leela, I'm no doctor,
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but I'm afraid you be
exhibiting symptoms of ill in'.
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You're risking all our lives for
your own personal obsession.
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There's nothing
personal about this.
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That thing
screwed up my delivery!
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This time, it's business.
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(MARITIME FOLK MUSIC)
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(ACCORDION PLAYING)
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(WIND BLOWING)
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Maybe if I move
the compass like this,
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it will somehow
kill the whale.
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Leela, we need to talk.
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You've gone from crazy like
a fox to crazy like Fox News.
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Fear not the space behemoth.
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In my dreams,
I've peered beyond its eyes
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and into the cackling hell
within us all.
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Okay, that's a good point.
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Fry's right! Let's kill the captain
and order some strippers!
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Yeah, what he said.
It's a mutiny led by Fry!
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That's enough insubordination,
Mr. Fry!
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String him up!
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(BENDER DRY HEAVING)
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Things look bad enough without
having to look closer at them.
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BENDER:
Look, off in the distance!
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It's exhaling!
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LEELA:
Use boaty talk!
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Thar she blows!
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(WHALE SINGING)
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All right, which
of you space dogs
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has the guts and know-how
to harpoon that whale?
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I spent a semester in Africa
harpooning giraffes.
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And giraffes are basically
just land space-whales.
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Ms. Wong,
you have the "poon.
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(HARPOON LOADING)
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(GROWLS AND GALLOPING)
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Oh, God, I'm having
a Serengeti flashback.
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Die, you dirty giraffe!
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(SCREECHING)
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Well, I got it.
Now what, Captain?
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You know, I'm not sure.
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I guess I thought whales died
when you harpooned them.
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Ah!
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Don't worry.
I'll drop the anchor.
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She's diving into
the fourth dimension.
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We have to cut the rope.
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00:11:50,667 --> 00:11:54,171
Negative, Sailor Moon.
We're going for a sleigh ride.
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I can see sideways in time.
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(SPEAKING BACKWARDS)
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Gee, I see CGI.
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00:12:07,935 --> 00:12:09,895
(SPEAKING BACKWARDS)
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Poop.
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Poop.
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00:12:13,148 --> 00:12:14,149
Yeah.
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(SINGING) Bender, Bender,
Bender Bender, Bender, Bender
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Bender, Bender, Bender
Bender, Bender, Bender
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That was the greatest, unaccountably
infinite bunch of guys I ever met.
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Look out! It's pulling us
through a field of spacebergs.
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Stupid rocks.
Think they're so great.
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Well, they are
giant diamonds.
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(LAUGHING EXCITEDLY)
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Come to Papa.
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A lot of Bender fell out of the
crow's nest. We need to cut the line.
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Enough of your mad obsession
with Bender, Fry.
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We've got to murder
that whale, or die trying.
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This has gone too far.
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Bender's one of Planet Express's
most expensive appliances.
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And he's in trouble.
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That's it. I warned you.
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Fry, ZOIDBERG, I now
pronounce you man and...
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So close.
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(WIND BLOWING)
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(SHIP CREAKING)
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Unsit me, Mr. Conrad.
We can't let the whale win.
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You're all too weak.
I can see that now.
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So I'll have to be my
own crew. Understood?
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You've gone mad, Captain.
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That's enough out of me.
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Now, come on,
I got to find that whale.
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I found him!
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(SCREAMING)
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With my Oxo Good Grips
Cheese Knife, I stab at thee.
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You do know
I'm stabbing at thee, right?
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Ahhh!
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(PULSING SOUNDS)
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Oh!
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00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,370
Ahhh!
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00:14:32,537 --> 00:14:33,538
Hello.
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Think, ZOIDBERG.
You must remember something.
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No, nothing.
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For all I know, our friends
could have been eaten
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by some kind of
crazy space whale.
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Damn that
Bermuda Tetrahedron.
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It's taken my latest crew
just as it took my first one.
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Not to mention those single
socks from the dryer, am I right?
249
00:14:52,849 --> 00:14:54,226
Shut up, ZOIDBERG.
250
00:14:54,309 --> 00:14:58,230
ZOIDBERG, the grieving relatives
will be gathered here tomorrow
251
00:14:58,313 --> 00:14:59,481
in need of comfort.
252
00:14:59,773 --> 00:15:01,566
And with
no stone monument,
253
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:04,903
they may well demand that I
refund their admission fees.
254
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,239
(BOTH SOBBING)
255
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:12,327
Where are we?
256
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:13,995
In the belly
of the beast.
257
00:15:14,079 --> 00:15:16,623
Like that Bible guy who
got swallowed by the whale,
258
00:15:16,706 --> 00:15:17,707
Pinocchio.
259
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:20,252
This is all
Obsessy Bess y's fault.
260
00:15:20,335 --> 00:15:21,586
Right on, sister.
261
00:15:21,670 --> 00:15:23,839
We should be back at
Planet Express right now,
262
00:15:23,922 --> 00:15:25,632
hiding from work
in the ceiling.
263
00:15:25,841 --> 00:15:27,217
But no!
264
00:15:27,426 --> 00:15:29,719
For the last time,
I'm not obsessed.
265
00:15:29,928 --> 00:15:33,265
I just want this whale
to die, die, die!
266
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:34,516
(RUMBLING)
267
00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,270
What's that loud
digesting sound?
268
00:15:42,607 --> 00:15:45,277
FRY: Holy crap!
Four-dimensional bowels!
269
00:15:45,444 --> 00:15:46,778
Einstein was right.
270
00:15:56,329 --> 00:15:58,123
Why? Why?
271
00:15:58,290 --> 00:16:00,417
Also what and how?
272
00:16:00,500 --> 00:16:03,420
MAN: The great fish has
chosen you for a higher purpose.
273
00:16:03,545 --> 00:16:06,715
It's a great mammal.
See? It's got whiskers.
274
00:16:06,798 --> 00:16:08,633
And I saw it
lactating earlier.
275
00:16:09,092 --> 00:16:10,218
Wait, who said that?
276
00:16:10,802 --> 00:16:11,803
(GASPS)
277
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:16,224
I was once Lando Tucker, captain
of the first Planet Express ship.
278
00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:17,517
Ew!
279
00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:21,021
I'm Turanga Leela, captain of
the current Planet Express ship.
280
00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:22,397
What's going on?
281
00:16:22,647 --> 00:16:23,648
It's very simple.
282
00:16:24,024 --> 00:16:25,859
Well, actually
it's very complicated.
283
00:16:25,984 --> 00:16:27,861
Luckily,
I'm here to explain it.
284
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:32,032
You see, this space whale
feeds on obsession.
285
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:35,285
Wow. Are you
gross looking. Go on.
286
00:16:35,535 --> 00:16:37,037
The great space serpent...
Mammal.
287
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:38,205
...figured out long ago
288
00:16:38,288 --> 00:16:40,665
that no one's more
obsessed than space captains.
289
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:43,752
Oh! Ah!
290
00:16:43,960 --> 00:16:46,046
What are these things?
Get away!
291
00:16:46,254 --> 00:16:48,048
The whale's
nearly sucked me dry.
292
00:16:48,131 --> 00:16:50,634
It'll need a new source of
obsession once I'm gone.
293
00:16:50,800 --> 00:16:55,347
How many times do I have to
tell other people? I'm not obsessed.
294
00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:57,474
The whale
is obsession, Leela.
295
00:16:57,557 --> 00:16:59,226
And you are the whale!
296
00:16:59,351 --> 00:17:01,019
I am not the whale!
297
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:03,939
All I wanted was to
complete my delivery.
298
00:17:04,022 --> 00:17:07,442
Is that too much to ask?
One chicken picking' delivery?
299
00:17:07,651 --> 00:17:09,110
This whale's gonna pay.
300
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:12,197
It can't escape
what it already is, me!
301
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,366
I am the whale!
302
00:17:16,368 --> 00:17:17,369
See?
303
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:19,246
Ahhh!
304
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:22,249
(WHALE SINGING)
305
00:17:31,716 --> 00:17:37,722
Fifty years, Junior. Fifty
years of crippling sorrow.
306
00:17:37,973 --> 00:17:41,101
Popsicles here. Can't mourn
the dead without a Popsicle.
307
00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:43,436
You think a Popsicle gonna
bring my daughter back?
308
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,563
No, sir.
309
00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:47,315
You just talked
yourself out of a sale.
310
00:17:48,817 --> 00:17:50,277
Poor Amy.
311
00:17:50,694 --> 00:17:53,488
My days of joy
and luck are over.
312
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:55,574
Guess I got to
quit that club.
313
00:17:55,907 --> 00:17:57,742
I can't believe
our Leela's gone.
314
00:17:57,826 --> 00:18:01,830
You always think you're going to
disappear in space before your children.
315
00:18:02,163 --> 00:18:03,582
Welcome, everyone.
316
00:18:03,748 --> 00:18:07,043
What a pleasure to see
So many miserable faces.
317
00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:08,670
(EXCLAIMING)
318
00:18:08,753 --> 00:18:09,796
Lemony!
319
00:18:09,963 --> 00:18:14,342
I had intended to unveil a
beautiful stone memorial today.
320
00:18:14,467 --> 00:18:16,303
But due to
the recent tragedy,
321
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:19,806
I humbly ask you to join
me in a simple prayer.
322
00:18:20,765 --> 00:18:21,766
ALL: Boo!
323
00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:24,686
No refunds!
Shut up and bow your heads!
324
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:27,230
O, mighty Isis...
325
00:18:28,106 --> 00:18:30,525
Oh, no.
My deal is doing the thing.
326
00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:32,402
(LIGHTNING CRACKING)
327
00:18:35,113 --> 00:18:38,908
Good Lord, it's some kind of
inter-dimensional space whale.
328
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:41,286
I just remembered,
that's the guy.
329
00:18:43,204 --> 00:18:44,789
Now with the horror hair.
330
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:50,462
(ALL SCREAMING)
331
00:18:55,967 --> 00:18:56,968
(CHOIR MUSIC)
332
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:06,353
ALL: Oh!
333
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:09,981
Popsicles. Fill your gaping
mouth with a Popsicle.
334
00:19:12,359 --> 00:19:14,152
Leela, you're alive.
335
00:19:14,736 --> 00:19:17,030
Is that how you and your
friends are dressing now?
336
00:19:17,280 --> 00:19:18,323
Hello, everyone.
337
00:19:18,406 --> 00:19:20,742
I suppose you're wondering
why my flesh has melded
338
00:19:20,825 --> 00:19:22,661
with that of
a giant space whale.
339
00:19:22,911 --> 00:19:25,163
I'll admit to
a polite interest.
340
00:19:25,413 --> 00:19:28,917
At first I was consumed by a
dark obsession to kill the whale.
341
00:19:29,167 --> 00:19:30,960
Then I was consumed
by the whale.
342
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:33,880
That sounds clever,
but it doesn't explain much.
343
00:19:33,963 --> 00:19:34,923
Shut up, ZOIDBERG.
344
00:19:35,006 --> 00:19:36,007
Okay.
345
00:19:36,091 --> 00:19:39,844
You see, beneath my obsession
lay an even deeper obsession.
346
00:19:40,011 --> 00:19:44,224
An obsession so strong, it allowed
me to overpower the beast's will
347
00:19:44,307 --> 00:19:46,434
and pilot it
through space and time.
348
00:19:46,851 --> 00:19:50,355
An obsession with
completing my delivery.
349
00:19:54,693 --> 00:19:56,236
Get your...
350
00:19:56,695 --> 00:19:57,696
ALL: Yay!
351
00:19:59,030 --> 00:20:02,617
Poor Lando. This is just
how I want to remember him.
352
00:20:02,867 --> 00:20:05,328
Too bad,
'cause he's still alive.
353
00:20:07,706 --> 00:20:08,707
Lando?
354
00:20:08,873 --> 00:20:09,874
Told you I'd be back.
355
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,501
You've grown, Junior.
356
00:20:11,584 --> 00:20:13,002
I'm 61.
357
00:20:13,378 --> 00:20:15,046
I don't know him.
What else you got?
358
00:20:19,050 --> 00:20:20,051
(CHOIR MUSIC)
359
00:20:25,932 --> 00:20:26,933
(ALL EXCLAIMING)
360
00:20:27,642 --> 00:20:29,352
They haven't aged a day.
361
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:32,397
The whale must have
some kind of Mébius colon
362
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:35,066
that endlessly
recycles time and space.
363
00:20:35,442 --> 00:20:37,527
Yep. That stands up to scrutiny.
364
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:40,697
I should have
listened to my crew.
365
00:20:40,822 --> 00:20:42,532
That space whale
wasn't a monster.
366
00:20:42,615 --> 00:20:44,993
It was the obsession
of me and others like me
367
00:20:45,076 --> 00:20:46,786
that made it
into a monster.
368
00:20:47,245 --> 00:20:48,329
Mainly you.
369
00:20:49,330 --> 00:20:51,875
On the other hand,
the stupid fish did eat us.
370
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:53,251
You guys want to do this?
371
00:20:53,334 --> 00:20:54,335
Yeah.
372
00:20:54,419 --> 00:20:55,420
You know it!
373
00:20:56,963 --> 00:20:59,674
So, Johnny, are we going
to pick up where we left off?
374
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:01,760
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