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Who likes good news?
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Everyone?
Then, good news, everyone.
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Our next delivery isn't to some
dangerous outer space planet.
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It's to Earth.
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Earth is dangerous. I fell
off my chair there once.
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Ow!
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Quit it, Earth.
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We won't even have to
leave New New York.
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The package is going
to Long Long Island.
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Yes, to the lavish
Mafia-style villa of the Donbot.
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The Donbot?
The vicious Robot Gangster?
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I'd better use my special
robot vision to see what's inside.
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It looks like
a pair of clamps.
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(SQUEAKING)
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When are those new clamps
going to get here?
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These are all rusted
out with snitch juice.
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Patience, Clamps, it is my
eldest daughter's wedding day.
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You don't want the Space Pope
to see you clamping, now, do you?
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Geez,
I forgot my Pope manners.
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Dearly beloved,
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it is with the great speed that I now
pronounce you husband and wife.
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Hey! What the...
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May I help you
with some assistance?
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Delivery for
Francis X. Clampazzo?
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We don't got nobody
here by that alias.
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FRANCIS: Hey, hey, that's me.
Are those my new clamps?
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Your name's Francis?
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(LAUGHING) Oh!
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Guys, look, it's Calculon and
the Robot Devil and an open bar.
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What's not
to sneak into?
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Bender, you can't
crash a mob wedding.
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You forget, Leela. I'm
Bender, owner of disguise.
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And now, ladies and gentlemen,
my good friend, Calculon.
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(BAND PLAYING)
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Hey, this one's
for the new couple.
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It's your day.
It's all about you.
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Who's that singing
at your wedding?
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It's Calculon,
Calculon, Calculon
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(WOMAN SQUEALING)
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Hey. Oh. Piscopo.
This guy.
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(GASPS)
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Bada-boing.
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Hey, sexy, I'm Bender.
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What brings you to
this tacky soiree?
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I'm the bride.
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Oops.
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How about you, baby,
want to do it?
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Bender, it's me, Fanny.
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You who?
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The Donbot's wife?
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We had an affair.
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An affair, huh?
Sounds like me.
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Geez, I'd better be
a little more careful.
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I don't want to hit on anybody
I already had sex with.
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(BELL DINGING)
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Hiya, Bella.
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Hi, Mom.
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What about you?
You're my third choice.
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(GIGGLES)
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(BELL TOLLS)
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(BELLS TINKLING)
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(BOTH MOANING)
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Oh, Bender, this is
all happening too slowly.
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Let's get married.
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Quiet, I'm making
out with a floozy.
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(BOTH MOANING)
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Hold your clapper.
Someone's coming.
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(GRUNTS)
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Donbot, please,
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I'll pay you back as soon as
you lend me some more money.
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Sorry, Calculon. It
gives me no joy to do this,
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because Clamps
will be doing it.
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Clamps, here are
your new clamps.
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Clamps!
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No, no.
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Line?
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No!
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(CLANGING)
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Yeah, Daddy hates welchers.
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The only thing he
hates worse is witnesses.
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And guys who mess around
with his daughters.
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And attempt to duplicate
his meatball recipe.
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How was the wedding, Bender?
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Says who?
I didn't witness anything!
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In entertainment news, two-time
Oscar pool winner, Calculon,
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was brutally clamped yesterday
by an unknown assailant.
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Poor Calculon.
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All right, Amy,
you win!
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The mob did it.
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I saw the whole thing while also
having hot sex with the Donbot's daughter.
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(SOBBING)
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I'm scared and great at sex.
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Bender, you need
to go to the police
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and tell them a tastefully edited
version of what you just said.
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What, and have the Mafia
come after me, too?
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No way. This secret
goes to my grave.
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The Bureau is offering anyone
with information
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about this gangland-style
clamping a $50 reward.
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BENDER: Ooh! Ooh!
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And then Calculon said,
“No, no. No!"
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And then I ate some
excellent meatballs.
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Can I have
my 50 bucks now?
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I enjoyed your story, especially
the tasteful love scene,
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but it's not enough
to convict the Donbot.
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You'll have to testify
in open court.
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No, no.
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Can I have another $507?
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No?
No.
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No!
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No!
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All rise for
the Honorable Judge 723.
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Be seated.
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Organized crime is
a plague on our society,
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and I will not tolerate any
form of intimidation during...
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All rise for
the Honorable Judge 724.
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Good day. I'd like to say I'm
prepared to tolerate several,
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if not all forms of
intimidation during this trial.
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Prosecutor?
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Your Honor, the prosecution pecks for a
mistrial on the grounds of jury tampering.
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Donbot?
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Motion denied.
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Prosecutor,
call your first witness.
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The People call
our star witness, Mr. X,
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whose appearance will be altered
because he's in grave danger.
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(ALL GASP)
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Bender,
I've been looking for you.
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Which cake do you like better
for our wedding?
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Bender?
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(EXCLAIMS) Fix it,
fix it, fix it, fix it!
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(SIGHS)
That was close.
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Isn't it true, Mr. X,
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that you are slandering
this innocent Mafioso
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to distract from
your own felonious past,
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including a crime you made up
yourself called "burgle-arson-arceny"?
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That's a wholly owned trademark
of Rodriguez Crime Concepts, Inc.
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Besides,
I'm not on trial here.
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That's true. You're on
trial in Courtroom Three.
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You are charged with two
counts of burgle-arson-arceny.
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How do you plead?
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Not inno-guilty-cent.
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BENDER: And then the
Donbot said, "Sorry, Calculon,”
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and then Calculon said,
"NO!"
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I think
we've heard enough.
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Wait, I'm not finished. "O!"
Now I'm finished.
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Your Honor,
the prosecution roosts.
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(SQUAWKS)
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Have you reached a verdict?
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Indeed.
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After a steamy
12-way deliberation,
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we find the accused
guilty as...
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Wait.
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The Donbot is innocent.
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(ALL GASP)
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Calculon,
who is that escorting you?
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Yes, who?
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My personal trainer,
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and he's trained me to say that
my wounds were self-inflicted,
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for, you see, I am a big, Hollywood idiot,
dumb guy what does that sort of thing.
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Perfect.
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(MURMURING)
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We find the Donbot...
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Dramatic pause.
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Not guilty.
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(ALL GASP)
What?
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Honey,
if you're marrying Bender,
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you might want to get
a black dress for the wedding.
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That's going to
look hot.
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(SOBBING)
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Don't be scared, Bender.
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We're putting you in the
Witness Relocation Program.
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You'll be given
a new identity,
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a new place to live,
and this iPod.
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I don't want it anymore.
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So I gotta hide forever?
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No, just until the Robot
Mafia finds and kills you.
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They're pretty good
at that.
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Goodbye, Professor.
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Before I leave,
I just want you to know
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I've never done
any work whatsoever.
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ZOIDBERG, I know it seems
like I can't stand you.
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Leela, you'll have to
watch out for Fry now.
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Oh, Lord.
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I wish I could
go with you, pal.
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Me, too.
I'll need a butler.
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Bender,
we have to go.
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There'll never be
another like him.
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Let's hire
someone better.
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Clamps. Clamps!
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Uh-huh?
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Listen to my boss words.
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I would like you
to apply for Bender's old job
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and cozy up to this Fry,
his best friend.
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Yeah, and then I'll introduce
him to my best friend,
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clamp number one!
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Sorry, toots.
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No, Clamps.
No clamps.
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Sooner or later,
Bender will contact Fry
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as relocated-squealers
always do.
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Then with
the clamps, Francis.
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Francis... Francis?
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I'll clamp you
with the Francis!
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Hey, take it ease.
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(DOORBELL DINGS)
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Hey there, slick,
I'm here about the job.
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Take a seat.
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We'll begin
the interviews shortly.
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We'll start with Andrew.
(GASPS)
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Yeah, they all
kind of broke.
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So, when do I start?
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Everyone, this is Francis.
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Hey, Francis.
Hello, Francis.
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Hello.
Cute name.
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Look what he can do.
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Wow!
Whoa!
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Yeah, I do it all.
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Clamping, crimping,
occasional snipping.
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Snipping?
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(LAUGHS) Looks like you
may be out of a job, ZOIDBERG.
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(MOCK LAUGHING)
That's all good fun,
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but of course
a clamp is no substitute
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for the precision
of a genuine...
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Francis, would you
do the honors?
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(CRYING)
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Stay off my turf!
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Yeesh. That guy can bite
my shiny metal clamps.
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You remind me of
my old friend Bender.
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Yeah?
Where does he safely live?
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I don't know.
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Hey, you want to come
to my house and play?
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Yeah, sounds like
freaking' fun.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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Four stinking years of
clamping school for this?
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(GROWLING IN FRUSTRATION)
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Greetings, Francis.
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Sorry if I was
a little hostile before,
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but snipping
is the only reason
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I'm even tolerated
around here.
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Not like you, with those
magnificent squeezers.
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Squeezers? Squeezers!
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They're clamps,
you (BLEEP)!
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And if I want to (BLEEP)-ing
snip with these clamps,
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I will snip with
these (BLEEP)-ing clamps!
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Why do you think
they call me...
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(GAGGING)
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Francis?
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Francis, I have
good news!
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It's time for
your first delivery.
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To the Moon!
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Fan-(BLEEP)-ing-tastic!
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Here's the 200 feet of rope
you ordered, Sheriff Furley.
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Hot diggity!
253
00:12:46,181 --> 00:12:49,017
You fellers want to stick
around for the hanging tomorrow?
254
00:12:49,142 --> 00:12:50,352
It's gonna be a doozy.
255
00:12:50,435 --> 00:12:51,436
(GRUNTING)
256
00:12:51,812 --> 00:12:54,398
I sure do love
hanging people.
257
00:12:54,523 --> 00:12:56,817
Well, I best start
cutting the nooses.
258
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,735
Oh! You know who
could help with that?
259
00:12:59,861 --> 00:13:00,904
Francis!
260
00:13:00,988 --> 00:13:02,114
(LAUGHS)
261
00:13:06,034 --> 00:13:08,036
Nice job, Francis.
262
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:10,580
I like how you didn't get drunk
and steal anyone's organs,
263
00:13:10,664 --> 00:13:11,623
like our old robot.
264
00:13:11,707 --> 00:13:12,749
Bender?
265
00:13:16,753 --> 00:13:18,714
Bender, it's me, Fry!
266
00:13:19,214 --> 00:13:20,215
Heeyah!
267
00:13:32,728 --> 00:13:35,522
I knew Bender would turn up
purely by coincidence.
268
00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:38,066
Take care of him,
but do it quietly.
269
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:41,987
Don't worry. We're in space,
where no one can hear you clamp.
270
00:13:42,237 --> 00:13:44,072
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
271
00:13:44,156 --> 00:13:45,157
What do you know?
272
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,951
The Feds gave Bender a
new identity as a Moon farmer.
273
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:49,828
He must be afraid
to break character,
274
00:13:49,911 --> 00:13:52,372
in case there's any Robot
Mafia scuzzballs around.
275
00:13:52,622 --> 00:13:53,707
FRANCIS: Heh?
276
00:13:53,790 --> 00:13:54,916
Come on,
let's go check on him.
277
00:13:56,501 --> 00:13:58,086
I checked on a guy once.
278
00:13:58,170 --> 00:14:00,255
I checked him
into tiny pieces!
279
00:14:01,173 --> 00:14:04,634
Bender? Nope, don't
recollect nobody by that name.
280
00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:07,596
But let me ask
my son-in-law, Billy?
281
00:14:07,888 --> 00:14:09,348
Yes, Moon-Pa?
282
00:14:09,681 --> 00:14:13,977
These nice big-city hillbillies are
looking for someone named Bender.
283
00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:15,062
You know him?
284
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:18,398
Nope. He ain't any of the
eight people I ever met.
285
00:14:18,607 --> 00:14:20,192
Bender, it's us,
your friends.
286
00:14:20,275 --> 00:14:22,611
You can drop
the hillbilly moron act.
287
00:14:22,819 --> 00:14:24,946
Sorry, mister,
but I'm no Bender.
288
00:14:25,030 --> 00:14:26,907
I'm just a simple farmer.
289
00:14:26,990 --> 00:14:28,617
Name's Billy West.
290
00:14:28,700 --> 00:14:30,619
(LAUGHS) Billy West?
291
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,829
What a stupid,
phony, made-up name.
292
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:34,915
You city folk
are probably hungry
293
00:14:34,998 --> 00:14:37,626
from premarital sex
and flag-burning.
294
00:14:37,709 --> 00:14:39,378
Y'all wanna stay
for supper?
295
00:14:39,461 --> 00:14:43,215
Well, my boyfriend and I were
going to have sex on a burning flag,
296
00:14:43,298 --> 00:14:44,883
but I could have a bite.
297
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:51,598
May I present my beautiful
robot wife, the Crushinator.
298
00:14:51,723 --> 00:14:54,184
She's serving up
the dinner and the charm.
299
00:14:54,267 --> 00:14:56,186
Mashed chicken,
Mr. Fry?
300
00:14:56,269 --> 00:14:57,312
Sure.
301
00:15:02,025 --> 00:15:04,611
So, Billy,
where were you born?
302
00:15:04,778 --> 00:15:06,738
Right here
in Moon country.
303
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:08,865
And how long have you
been a farmer?
304
00:15:08,990 --> 00:15:11,118
Reckon I was born a farmer.
305
00:15:11,326 --> 00:15:13,578
Folks say my mama
was a hoe.
306
00:15:13,870 --> 00:15:17,582
Oh, dear, I seem to
have warped my fork.
307
00:15:17,707 --> 00:15:19,876
Could you bend it
back for me, Billy?
308
00:15:20,502 --> 00:15:22,712
Bend it?
I can't even lift it.
309
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:26,591
Which is weird, seeing as
how my daddy was a forklift.
310
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:31,096
Wow. Bender is really committed
to his new Jethrovian identity.
311
00:15:32,264 --> 00:15:33,473
If y'all are finished,
312
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:36,726
I'll drive y'all back to
town in the old clunker.
313
00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:41,982
So, y'all flew here
in a spacey ship?
314
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:44,443
Stop talking like that!
You live on the Moon!
315
00:15:44,651 --> 00:15:47,904
If that is Bender, I guess
he's just happier in his new life.
316
00:15:48,155 --> 00:15:50,699
I refuse to believe
anyone is happy!
317
00:15:50,824 --> 00:15:54,453
Mr. West, would you mind
if I examined your brain?
318
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:58,206
Examine? Heck, if you
can find it, you can keep it.
319
00:16:01,209 --> 00:16:02,210
(SQUAWKING)
320
00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:09,301
Gadzooks! Bender's hard drive no
longer contains any of his old memories!
321
00:16:09,509 --> 00:16:14,097
When the Feds bumpkinized him,
they completely wiped out his old identity!
322
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:15,182
(ALL GASP)
323
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:16,975
Well, I don't know
about that,
324
00:16:17,058 --> 00:16:20,562
but who am I to argue
with a man from the sky?
325
00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,772
So long, space heroes.
326
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:29,946
You sure you don't
want to kill all humans?
327
00:16:30,030 --> 00:16:32,157
(SCOFFS) I love all humans.
328
00:16:32,908 --> 00:16:33,950
(SNIFFS)
329
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,702
He really is gone.
330
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,335
I guess I'm happy for him.
331
00:16:43,418 --> 00:16:47,255
And honestly, Francis is a way
better friend than Bender ever was.
332
00:16:47,589 --> 00:16:49,382
Hey, where is Francis?
333
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,051
(PIANO PLAYING)
334
00:16:55,013 --> 00:16:57,974
One sarsapar-oil-la, Sheriff.
I'm thirsty.
335
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:00,685
Make it two.
I'm greedy.
336
00:17:01,102 --> 00:17:04,147
You got the rest fooled,
but not me.
337
00:17:04,523 --> 00:17:08,026
Now let's take this outside,
s0's no one else gets clamped.
338
00:17:08,235 --> 00:17:10,278
You're the boss, stranger.
339
00:17:13,782 --> 00:17:16,952
I'm gonna clamp your
body parts off one by one.
340
00:17:17,035 --> 00:17:20,413
But then I'm gonna clamp your
wounds shut SO you stay alive
341
00:17:20,497 --> 00:17:22,207
while I clamp you some more!
342
00:17:22,290 --> 00:17:24,292
Say your prayers, stoolie.
343
00:17:24,501 --> 00:17:27,963
Okay. God bless
Grandma and Grandpa...
344
00:17:28,088 --> 00:17:31,466
They're next! Right now, I'm
gonna cut your damn head off!
345
00:17:31,758 --> 00:17:32,801
(GAGGING)
346
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,010
(GRUNTING)
347
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,555
Drop the robot!
348
00:17:36,846 --> 00:17:37,847
(SNAPPING)
349
00:17:38,306 --> 00:17:42,644
I thought I told you, I do
the cutting around here.
350
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:47,357
(WESTERN MUSIC)
351
00:17:50,860 --> 00:17:52,153
(ALL GASP)
352
00:17:55,156 --> 00:17:56,449
(BIRD SQUAWKS)
353
00:17:57,993 --> 00:17:58,994
(BIRD SQUAWKS)
354
00:18:01,913 --> 00:18:03,415
(WIND BLOWING)
355
00:18:07,085 --> 00:18:08,336
Scuttle on home.
356
00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,672
This ain't none of
your business, slick.
357
00:18:10,922 --> 00:18:14,467
My name isn't Slick.
It's ZOIDBERG.
358
00:18:14,926 --> 00:18:17,178
John (BLEEP)-ing ZOIDBERG!
359
00:18:19,639 --> 00:18:22,017
Stop! ZOIDBERG,
you'll hurt Francis!
360
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,479
Oh, yeah?
Take this and that!
361
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:27,606
(TAUNTING)
362
00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:28,732
Why, you lousy...
363
00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,279
(GRUNTING)
364
00:18:38,700 --> 00:18:40,702
(BOTH GRUNTING)
365
00:18:40,827 --> 00:18:42,287
I'm gonna clamp your...
366
00:18:42,370 --> 00:18:43,997
(YELLS)
Oh, yeah.
367
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,373
Ow, ow, ow.
368
00:18:45,498 --> 00:18:46,750
(LAUGHS EVILLY)
369
00:18:46,875 --> 00:18:49,711
Looks like an
all-you-can-kill lobster fest!
370
00:18:50,211 --> 00:18:53,882
That offer was for
a limited time only.
371
00:18:57,594 --> 00:18:58,595
(EXCLAIMS IN PAIN)
372
00:18:58,720 --> 00:19:00,221
My clamps!
373
00:19:00,722 --> 00:19:02,474
Why, ZOIDBERG, why?
374
00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:07,520
Because our friend Francis
here, is in reality a bad murderer.
375
00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:10,231
Yup. He was
fixing' to kill me.
376
00:19:10,315 --> 00:19:13,234
This here crawdad
done saved my life!
377
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:14,319
(BELL TOLLS)
378
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,487
(ALL GASP)
379
00:19:16,279 --> 00:19:18,531
Bender, you two-timing jerk!
380
00:19:18,782 --> 00:19:21,159
I put off my singing career
for you!
381
00:19:21,242 --> 00:19:23,787
If I can't have you,
no one can!
382
00:19:26,247 --> 00:19:28,249
Oh, shucks.
383
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,334
(GROANS)
384
00:19:29,918 --> 00:19:31,294
Bender! No!
385
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:32,962
What?
(DISTORTED LAUGHTER)
386
00:19:40,178 --> 00:19:42,013
Bender was
a hell of a squealer.
387
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:43,932
Maybe the best
there ever was.
388
00:19:44,265 --> 00:19:46,351
We'll send his widow
some meatballs.
389
00:19:46,434 --> 00:19:48,937
Clamps, Bella,
get in the way-back.
390
00:19:50,397 --> 00:19:51,940
(BELL TINKLING)
391
00:20:06,913 --> 00:20:08,123
To my friend, Bender.
392
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,959
A wise man once said
he was a hell of a squealer.
393
00:20:11,292 --> 00:20:13,169
Maybe the best
there ever was.
394
00:20:13,336 --> 00:20:14,671
ALL: To Bender!
395
00:20:16,172 --> 00:20:18,091
You pizza's gonna be
another minute.
396
00:20:18,174 --> 00:20:20,677
We still waiting for
it to be delivered.
397
00:20:20,802 --> 00:20:21,845
Bender?
398
00:20:21,928 --> 00:20:25,640
I'm no Bender. You got me
mixed up with another robot.
399
00:20:26,015 --> 00:20:27,976
(GROANS)
You're probably right.
400
00:20:28,101 --> 00:20:30,061
I don't really remember
what he looks like.
401
00:20:30,311 --> 00:20:32,397
Guys, guys,
it's me, Bender.
402
00:20:32,480 --> 00:20:33,481
(ALL GASP)
403
00:20:33,606 --> 00:20:34,649
He's alive!
404
00:20:34,816 --> 00:20:36,609
So that Moon hillbilly
who got murdered
405
00:20:36,693 --> 00:20:38,695
was just an innocent
husband and father.
406
00:20:39,738 --> 00:20:41,614
(ALL CHEER)
407
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:44,993
Bender, old 'bot, the
Mafia thinks you're dead.
408
00:20:45,076 --> 00:20:47,245
You can come back
to work with us.
409
00:20:47,328 --> 00:20:48,705
I'm back, baby!
410
00:20:48,913 --> 00:20:50,039
Pizza's here.
411
00:20:50,123 --> 00:20:51,124
Whoo!
412
00:20:51,207 --> 00:20:52,834
I'll just cut that...
413
00:20:53,501 --> 00:20:55,962
You do, and I'll (BLEEP)-ing
gut you like a fish.
414
00:21:04,679 --> 00:21:05,680
(SNIPPING)
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