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FARNSWORTH:
Good news, everyone!
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We've been hired to make
our 100th delivery.
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(ALL CHEERING)
One hundred!
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That's almost
10 per year.
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This calls for a party, baby.
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I'm ordering 100 kegs,
100 hookers and
100 Elvis impersonators
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who aren't above
a little hooking,
should the occasion arise.
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Be very gentle, folks.
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This is the soufflé
you're delivering
to Mrs. Astor.
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Oh, my God, it's Elzar!
Hi, Elzar!
Great soufflé, Elzar!
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Whatever you do,
don't drop it.
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See, Mrs. Astor takes
nitroglycerine for her heart,
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and being a class act,
she prefers it
in soufflé form.
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(SOFTLY) Bam!
(ALL GASP)
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To prevent the soufflé
from exploding,
Bender will carry it.
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He's gyroscopically stable.
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Look! Mrs. Astor's mansion,
just across
that rickety rope bridge.
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(WIND HOWLING)
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Wow, it's ricketier
than it looks.
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You better try
to jump it, Bender.
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Okay, let me back up
for a running start.
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Here I go!
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(SCREAMING)
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(RINGING DOORBELL)
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I shall inform Mrs. Astor
that the circus is in town.
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Your soufflé, madam.
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I shall take it here,
under my fork.
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(EXCLAIMING SOFTLY)
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(ALL SHUDDERING)
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(EXCLAIMING)
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Where's the exploding?
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One does not explode
in Mrs. Astor's face.
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I couldn't eat
another bite.
Hobsie?
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(ALL BARKING)
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(EXPLOSION)
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Well done, sir.
Have you a name?
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Hubert Farnsworth,
at your service.
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A Farnsworth, you say?
Well, if I'm not mistaken,
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the Farnsworths have been
in New New York
for almost 200 years.
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Yes, I have.
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And I'm his uncle.
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How charmingly
unconventional.
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I can eat a hot dog
underwater.
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Say, would you Farnsworths
care to be my guests tomorrow
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at the Astor
Endowment Fundraiser?
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All the best families
will be there.
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We can take them.
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On April 10, 2912,
my late husband and I
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set off down Fifth Avenue
aboard the Land Titanic,
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the largest
street-going vessel
ever built.
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Just four days
into her maiden voyage,
as we approached 32nd Street,
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the land liner
struck a mailbox
and went down.
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2,000 souls
were lost that day,
including my dear husband.
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In loving memory,
I established
the Mr. Astor Endowment,
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which this year supports
the United Mutant
Scholarship Fund.
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(GUESTS APPLAUDING)
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Mutants?
That's the kind of thing
you are.
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Shh. You know mutants
aren't allowed
on the surface.
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If anyone asks,
say I'm an alien,
remember?
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Right. You gonna
finish that roll?
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Shh.
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Now, a short film about
those pitiable creatures
so in need of our charity.
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NARRATOR: Far beneath
the everyday rumble
of limousines and poodle feet,
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there toil
a downtrodden people
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even less well off
than the upper middle class.
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The noble sewer mutants.
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For, you see, generations
of exposure to toxic sewage
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mutated them
into horrific monsters!
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(BOTH GASP)
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Shut up.
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NARRATOR:
These industrious,
uh, people, I guess,
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maintain the various pipes
and poop chutes
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that keep decent,
above-ground society
functioning.
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And where do these
proud toileteers
learn their menial skills?
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(MEOWS)
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At Brown University,
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the nation's
premiere institution
of lower learning.
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So please, give generously,
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knowing some poor helpless
mutant will thank you.
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Not in person, thank God.
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Well, that
was disturbing.
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I understand, dear.
They are hideous.
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Look, I guess you mean well,
but isn't that university
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just a tax-deductible
sewer-cleaning service?
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My dear, that school
is about much more
than sewer pipes.
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Really?
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It's also about keeping
those filthy things busy.
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There are thousands of them
down there,
breeding like rats.
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My great uncle
once saw a rat.
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If we don't
keep them busy,
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they'll start jabbering
about equal rights
in their ill-bred manner.
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Let's go.
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If I say one more thing,
I might say it
with my evening boot.
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Well! Rarely have I never!
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Please, don't blame Leela.
She's just a little ill-bred.
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You know how mutants are.
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(ALL GASPING)
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Your companion
is a mutant?
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(SOFTLY)
But if anyone asks,
say she's an alien.
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Help! Police!
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You may have
eluded the authorities,
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but don't nothing
get past Mrs. Astor.
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(GRUNTING)
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What's going to
happen to me?
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Permanent
deportation,
you mutant.
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You going downtown,
baby. Way down.
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(ELECTRIC BLEEP)
(SCREAMING)
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(SCREAMING)
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Incoming!
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Thanks, Colonel.
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Just doing
my job, ma'am.
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(RINGING DOORBELL)
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(SOBBING)
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Mom, Dad, I can't believe
I have to spend the rest
of my life in this hellhole.
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I'm sorry.
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It's okay, sweetie.
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Now that you're here,
this hellhole feels more
like a nice, regular hole.
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What do you say
we go get
some sewer coffee,
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sewer cake and
Safeway ice cream.
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(SPUTTERING)
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Well, the bottom's
all stocked
with cheap stuff.
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Who's in the mood
to party?
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Whoo!
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(GROANS)
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Poor Leela. I feel
like I ruined her life.
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You did ruin her life.
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You might be
right, Hermes.
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I am right.
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I almost feel like
we should do something
to help her.
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We should do something!
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I don't care
what you say, Hermes.
Let's go.
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Oh, mighty Mayor,
we're here
about Turanga Leela.
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You mean Leela?
Right.
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I mean, sure, she's a mutant,
we've known that for years,
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but we kept it secret
'cause she's a fine,
upstanding...
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Wait. You knowingly
attempted to harbor a mutant?
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We did
harbor a mutant!
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Uh-oh.
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Look, Leela,
there's Old Filthful.
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Urgh!
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And there's the
West Side Pipeway.
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If those guys slack off
for even a second,
it could explode.
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Hey, guys!
This is my daughter, Leela.
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Hey.
How you doing?
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(SCREAMING)
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Well, they're with
the chuds now.
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These conditions
are deplorable.
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I swear, I hate
every single person
on the surface
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for making us
live like this.
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(GROANING)
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(GASPS) Leela!
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What are you
doing here?
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We were sentenced
to two weeks in the sewer
for harboring a mutant.
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$3 at the drugstore.
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I'm so sorry
I ratted you out,
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but, you know,
after two weeks down here,
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I'll truly understand
the plight of
the mutant people.
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How dare you.
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You want to
understand something?
Look at that lake.
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One dip
in that toxic muck
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and your DNA will be
permanently mutated.
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You'll grow a camel hump
or a Zoidberg face.
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Urgh!
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You want to know
what it's like
to be a mutant?
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Jump in
and go for a swim.
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I would,
but I ate a bunch of
potato salad, so...
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Yeah, that's what I thought.
You are all surface.
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Yeah.
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Hmm.
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Fry! Hermes!
Where my humans at?
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Ah, who cares? It is on.
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
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Hey, hey, hey.
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(ALL WHOOPING)
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(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)
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I trust the orgy pit
has been scraped and buttered?
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You know it.
And there's
mini quiches, too.
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(SHIVERING)
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It's getting cold and smelly.
My Odor-Eaters
are going critical.
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Maybe we could plotz
in that giant cockle.
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AMY: Shmeepers,
it's the Land Titanic,
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the biggest and onlyest
land boat ever constructed.
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(WHISTLES)
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This was
one hell of a bus.
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Well, everyone
debone a bunk
and get some shut-eye.
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Zoidberg,
show some respect.
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This is a sacred shrine
to the thousands
who lost their lives.
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AMY: Hey, I found a safe.
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(GRUNTING)
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It's coming loose.
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Hand me some more
of that cruise director.
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(ALL GASPING)
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The original
passenger manifest.
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Spreadsheets were
so elegant back then.
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Just one other item.
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It's jewelry. Jewelry!
It's jewelry, people!
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It's a priceless
quantum-force gemerald.
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What's that
enscribbled on it?
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"My dear Mrs. Astor.
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"My love for you
is as unsinkable
as this land ship
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"and as brilliant
as this stone.
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"Dictated but not read,
Mr. Astor."
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Aw.
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That's so valuable.
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Yeah, I'll never
have love like that.
Leela hates me now.
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Did you guys know
I have a crush on Leela?
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What's the matter, Leela?
You've hardly
touched your toilet clams.
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(SIGHS)
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Maybe I was too harsh
on Fry.
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He didn't ruin my life
on purpose.
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Things will work out,
honey. Now, here.
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Have some more
of what looks like
lemonade.
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(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)
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MAN: (SINGING)
We can dip left slide right
all night
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It's time to be wild
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Freestyle
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It's on and poppin'
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Ain't no stoppin'
Us from rockin'
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From tonight to ten o'clock
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Bender, I've been to
wang dang doodles
all up and down the galaxy,
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but this is the dangest wang
I ever doodled.
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Oh, yeah!
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Come on, baby,
let's do it!
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Shake your booty, baby.
Come on! Yeah!
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(GRUNTING)
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This beat bangs
Here's my chance
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Come on, girl, let's go,
I can't...
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(MUSIC STOPS)
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Get out! Get out!
It's not fun anymore!
I want to be alone!
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Alone with me?
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I said scram, grapey!
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(GULPING)
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(GASPS)
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Fry? What are you doing?
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You were right.
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I don't know
what it's like
to be a mutant.
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But I want to know.
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Wait. I never
meant for you to...
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Oh, no!
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Fry! Fry!
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No! No!
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Any effect?
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(SCREAMING)
247
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,330
(RETCHING)
248
00:13:13,410 --> 00:13:16,170
Sorry. I tried to scream
but I barfed.
249
00:13:21,210 --> 00:13:22,250
(SCREAMS)
250
00:13:22,340 --> 00:13:25,170
I think I'm knowing
what it's like
to be a mutant.
251
00:13:25,760 --> 00:13:27,760
So what's with all
the screaming?
252
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,340
Hey, guys.
(ALL GASPING)
253
00:13:29,430 --> 00:13:30,760
(ALL RETCHING)
254
00:13:30,850 --> 00:13:35,310
Fry, this is the
stupidest, sweetest thing
you've ever done.
255
00:13:35,390 --> 00:13:37,520
And you know,
maybe now, together,
256
00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:40,230
we can be an inspiration
to other mutants.
257
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,820
I hope so, Leela.
258
00:13:41,900 --> 00:13:45,030
Aw. Come here.
Let me
give you a kiss.
259
00:13:46,490 --> 00:13:47,740
Hug.
260
00:13:47,820 --> 00:13:49,030
Handshake.
261
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,200
I'll text you.
262
00:13:50,280 --> 00:13:52,030
(MUTANTS CHEERING)
263
00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:56,460
My fellow mutants,
until recently,
I dwelt on the surface,
264
00:13:56,540 --> 00:13:59,040
where a man
can gaze up at the sky
in wonder
265
00:13:59,130 --> 00:14:01,630
without a wet clump
falling in his mouth.
266
00:14:01,710 --> 00:14:02,710
MALE MUTANT:
We can do that, too.
267
00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:03,840
(PLOPPING)
268
00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,130
Who's ready to fight
for equality?
269
00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:10,720
The devolution revolution
has begun!
270
00:14:10,800 --> 00:14:14,600
Beautiful mutants,
please welcome Devo!
271
00:14:14,680 --> 00:14:16,350
(MUTANTS CHEERING)
272
00:14:17,770 --> 00:14:19,190
Hello, Sewer City.
273
00:14:21,190 --> 00:14:25,190
As longtime mutants ourselves,
we support
your righteous struggle,
274
00:14:25,280 --> 00:14:27,570
and we'll do anything
we can for you!
275
00:14:27,650 --> 00:14:29,070
Play Whip lt!
No.
276
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:30,410
Play the other one.
277
00:14:30,490 --> 00:14:32,490
(PLAYING BEAUTIFUL WORLD)
278
00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,910
It's a beautiful world
we live in
279
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:39,080
A sweet romantic place
280
00:14:40,120 --> 00:14:42,920
Beautiful people everywhere
281
00:14:43,630 --> 00:14:46,300
The way they show they care
282
00:14:46,510 --> 00:14:48,670
Makes me want to say
283
00:14:49,300 --> 00:14:51,010
It's a beautiful world
284
00:14:51,090 --> 00:14:52,430
Ooh! (LAUGHING)
285
00:14:52,510 --> 00:14:57,720
It's a beautiful world
286
00:14:58,640 --> 00:14:59,600
For you
287
00:14:59,690 --> 00:15:01,060
(ALL GASPING)
288
00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:06,570
For you
289
00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:10,280
Now that we've got
their attention,
290
00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:12,360
it's time to hit them
where they sit
291
00:15:12,450 --> 00:15:16,830
by bending the
West Side Pipeway to return
all sewage to the surface.
292
00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:23,250
But who could
possibly bend
such a huge pipe?
293
00:15:23,330 --> 00:15:24,380
(SOBBING)
294
00:15:24,460 --> 00:15:27,920
So lonely.
Poor, sad Bender.
295
00:15:28,340 --> 00:15:30,010
Hey, buddy.
(GASPING)
296
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:32,840
What the heck?
297
00:15:34,470 --> 00:15:38,430
Bend it! Bend it! Bend it!
298
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:39,850
(GRUNTING)
299
00:15:47,940 --> 00:15:50,530
What goes down must back up.
300
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,570
(SEWAGE BUBBLING)
301
00:15:56,370 --> 00:15:58,040
(VEHICLES HONKING)
302
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:04,580
Yucks. I picked the wrong day
to wear my new Crocses.
303
00:16:04,670 --> 00:16:08,750
Prepare to storm the surface
for the Million Mutant March!
304
00:16:11,260 --> 00:16:12,550
Move out, Fry.
305
00:16:12,630 --> 00:16:15,470
We need our most
disgusting mutant
leading the charge.
306
00:16:15,550 --> 00:16:18,310
I'll meet you up there.
I need to check out
something first.
307
00:16:18,390 --> 00:16:20,520
Okay. Vyolet,
you're up front.
308
00:16:20,600 --> 00:16:21,600
Hey!
309
00:16:23,230 --> 00:16:26,650
MRS. ASTOR:
Mayor, this sewer debacle
has gone on long enough.
310
00:16:26,730 --> 00:16:31,280
As your largest
campaign contributor,
I demand action!
311
00:16:31,360 --> 00:16:34,240
Very well.
$80 worth of action it is.
312
00:16:35,490 --> 00:16:36,490
Voilà.
313
00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:40,990
We simply pump
the fruits of our excretion
into Madison Cube Garden.
314
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,920
Well, it seems
everything is under...
315
00:16:45,000 --> 00:16:46,000
(GASPING)
316
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,790
(MUTANTS CLAMORING)
317
00:16:50,340 --> 00:16:51,460
Two!
Four!
318
00:16:51,550 --> 00:16:52,670
Six eyes!
319
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,260
The mutant people
will arise!
320
00:16:55,340 --> 00:16:58,510
The segregation
of the mutant people
ends today.
321
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:02,850
We demand equal rights,
equal access
to the surface,
322
00:17:02,930 --> 00:17:05,640
and the blood of
your first-born children.
323
00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:08,860
(SOFTLY) That's so
we have something to give up
in the negotiations.
324
00:17:08,940 --> 00:17:13,110
I've never been so moved,
and I see no reason
to begin now.
325
00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:17,490
Hobsie, flush those creatures
back down the hole
they crawled out of.
326
00:17:17,570 --> 00:17:19,660
Madam's sewage-seeking
missile.
327
00:17:21,450 --> 00:17:23,120
(GASPING)
328
00:17:39,970 --> 00:17:42,180
Let my people stay!
329
00:17:49,650 --> 00:17:50,770
Neat.
330
00:17:51,400 --> 00:17:53,230
Mrs. Astor,
deep in the sewer,
331
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:55,690
we discovered the wreck
of the Land Titanic,
332
00:17:55,780 --> 00:17:57,570
on which your husband
land-drowned.
333
00:17:57,660 --> 00:18:00,780
Inside was something
that might interest you.
334
00:18:00,870 --> 00:18:05,290
The gemerald ring
my husband was to give me
in lieu of children.
335
00:18:05,370 --> 00:18:08,370
So what? I have a chandelier
in my car made of those.
336
00:18:08,460 --> 00:18:11,080
Not the gem.
This passenger manifest.
337
00:18:11,170 --> 00:18:13,210
It turns out
there were mutants
on that ship
338
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,380
working below deck
in the sewage galley.
339
00:18:16,010 --> 00:18:17,050
Ma'am?
340
00:18:17,130 --> 00:18:20,050
I was just a young girl.
341
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:22,600
Drain angels,
they called us.
342
00:18:22,680 --> 00:18:25,020
When the ship
started going down,
343
00:18:25,100 --> 00:18:29,060
my mother grabbed me
and made for
the nearest life-car.
344
00:18:31,360 --> 00:18:35,530
But the places were all taken
by surface passengers.
345
00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:38,240
As my mother held me tight,
346
00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:42,820
I suddenly felt
the gentle tap of a cane
on my face.
347
00:18:42,910 --> 00:18:47,660
I turned to see
the kindly smile
of Mr. Astor.
348
00:18:59,510 --> 00:19:02,220
Thanks to your
husband's humanity,
349
00:19:02,300 --> 00:19:07,560
I lived to raise
my own daughter, and she,
a daughter in turn.
350
00:19:07,640 --> 00:19:10,390
Mom, why have I
never heard this?
351
00:19:10,480 --> 00:19:12,190
(WHISPERING)
My mother's nuts.
352
00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:13,900
I beg you,
Mrs. Astor,
353
00:19:13,980 --> 00:19:16,650
if you truly want to
honor your
husband's memory,
354
00:19:16,730 --> 00:19:20,200
treat these people
with dignity, as he did.
355
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:23,740
Oh, he was
a dear man, Mr. Astor.
356
00:19:24,410 --> 00:19:27,490
Randall, let's grant
these mutants their freedom.
357
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:28,620
Okay.
358
00:19:28,700 --> 00:19:30,370
(MUTANTS CHEERING)
359
00:19:30,460 --> 00:19:32,210
Are we not men now?
360
00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:35,040
I'm 40% potato,
but close enough.
361
00:19:35,130 --> 00:19:36,710
Thank you, Fry.
362
00:19:36,800 --> 00:19:39,590
I think maybe I can
stomach that kiss now.
363
00:19:40,090 --> 00:19:41,420
(RETCHING)
364
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,010
What the...
365
00:19:46,100 --> 00:19:48,140
Good afternoon.
I am Mr. Astor.
366
00:19:48,220 --> 00:19:50,310
I did not perish
that fateful day,
367
00:19:50,390 --> 00:19:52,770
but rather plummeted
into the toxic lake,
368
00:19:52,850 --> 00:19:55,020
where I mutated
and lived in solitude
369
00:19:55,110 --> 00:19:59,110
until this ruddy lad here
stepped into my mouth
and lodged there.
370
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,240
Mister?
Is that really you?
371
00:20:02,530 --> 00:20:04,160
(EXCLAIMING WITH JOY)
372
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:08,450
Hooray! A happy ending
for the rich people!
373
00:20:12,250 --> 00:20:16,250
Mom, Dad, Grandma,
this is where I work.
374
00:20:16,380 --> 00:20:17,590
Oh!
375
00:20:18,380 --> 00:20:19,800
Was there a fire?
376
00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,840
So, Bender,
how was the party?
377
00:20:21,920 --> 00:20:24,180
Only the greatest
party ever!
378
00:20:24,260 --> 00:20:26,640
I don't need to have
another party
in my whole life.
379
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:28,510
I am partied out!
380
00:20:28,600 --> 00:20:30,470
Dang.
Sorry we missed it.
381
00:20:31,060 --> 00:20:35,230
We could have another one,
if it would make
you guys feel better.
382
00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:37,400
Really? No,
that's not necessary.
383
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:38,900
Hit it, Bender!
384
00:20:39,110 --> 00:20:41,440
MAN: (SINGING)
Bend it, bend it
385
00:20:41,530 --> 00:20:43,450
Just a little bit
386
00:20:43,530 --> 00:20:45,700
And take it easy
387
00:20:45,820 --> 00:20:47,570
Show you're likin' it
388
00:20:47,660 --> 00:20:51,410
And, lover, you know
that we're gonna hit
389
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:54,660
The heights 'cause
I'm sure
that we're made to fit
390
00:20:54,750 --> 00:20:57,710
Together, just like
pieces of a
391
00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,920
Jigsaw puzzle
392
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,630
What's the hustle?
393
00:21:40,000 --> 00:21:41,000
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