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NARRATOR:
You're taking
a vacation from normalcy.
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The setting, a weird motel
where the bed is
stained with mystery,
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and there's also
some mystery
floating in the pool.
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Your key card may not open
the exercise room
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because someone smeared
mystery on the lock.
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But it will open
the Scary Door.
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Submitted for your
Emmy consideration,
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a popular senator
with unpopular ideas.
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There is no such thing
as space aliens!
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Oh! How can you be
so sure
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them aliens ain't
already among us?
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I'll tell you how!
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Because you are one!
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(ALL GASP)
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(SNORING)
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Hey, I was watching that!
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The Saints just needed
a field goal to tie!
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Lrrr, you lazy ruler
of the planet
Omicron Persei 8!
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You said
you would conquer
a planet today,
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but you have not even
shed your skin yet.
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Yes, Ndnd. I heard you
the first hundred times.
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I'll conquer
something tomorrow
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after I fuel up on
one of your disgusting
egg-white omelets.
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You want yolks? Fine!
Enjoy your stroke.
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(FRY READING)
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(MIMICKING GUN FIRING)
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(MIMICKING EXPLOSION)
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(LAUGHING)
I am conquering Erth!
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Not so fast,
Invader X!
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Here comes
Delivery-Boy Man!
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Special deliver
for Invader X!
Laser eye power!
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(MIMICKING LASER BEAM
RESONATING)
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(MIMICKING EXPLOSION)
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Hand magnet power!
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(CLICKS TONGUE)
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Yay! I'm unbuckled!
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(CLICKS TONGUE)
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Stop it, you hero!
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Reverse-time power!
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(MIMICKING LASER BEAM
RESONATING)
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(MIMICKING EXPLOSION)
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It's earlier now.
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(MIMICKING KISSING)
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So? What do you
think of my comic?
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Let me put it like this.
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After I leave here,
I'm getting a memory enema.
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If I might offer
some constructive criticism,
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there was never
any real peril.
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I mean, the delivery guy has,
like, 30 superpowers.
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Well,
that's because he was bitten
by a radioactive superman!
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This is wonderful!
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It is, isn't it?
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Wait, those are the ads.
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These X-ray specs
will really take the
guesswork out of surgery.
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No more chopping
blindly in the goop.
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Don't waste your
allowance, Zoidberg.
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This stuff is
butt-grade crap.
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Amuse your friends
with real vomit!
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Throw your voice!
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Sea monkeys!
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Throw your sea monkeys!
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My disintegrator
ray really works!
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But that's you.
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That's how I know
it's bunkum.
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The Farnsworth Novelty
Disintegrator Ray is
nothing more
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than a common teleporter ray.
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(SCOFFS) Worthless toy!
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I'm sick of being critiqued
by nitpicking nerds.
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I'm taking this
to a comic book convention!
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(EXCLAIMS) it's crowded!
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Good thing everyone is
freshly bathed and groomed.
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Oooh!
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What are you doing?
That's the rare
Zapp Brannigan
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with recording
session blooper!
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Don't tell me
how to do the line.
It sickens me.
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But the sign said
there was a mint in the box.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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Thank you so...
Okay, thanks.
Thanks so...
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Settle down!
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So, anyway, we're really
excited to show you guys
the pilot for our new series.
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It's set in the year 4000,
and we call it
Futurella!
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(BUZZER SOUNDING)
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Wow. Fox has really
streamlined the process.
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Matt will now
take questions.
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But please, only about
Futurella,
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not
The Simpsons.
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Yes? The robot standing
on the small child
over there?
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(EXCLAIMS)
Yeah, when are you
going to make
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a second
Simpsons
movie?
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(BENDER GROANS)
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Mr. Aragonés,
I'm a big fan
of your cartoons
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and your mustache.
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You want it? Take it.
It's brought me
nothing but misery.
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Wow. Thanks!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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If you could just
quiet down, I wanted
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to get your opinion
of my comic book.
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Señor, anyone who
still writes comics
is a hero to me.
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Mmm. It stinks.
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But, um, I do like
the tiny doodles
in the margins.
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Oh, that's just some relish
from a hot dog I found.
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MAN ON MIC:
Attention,
ladies and gentleboys,
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the costume contest
is about to begin.
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The costume contest!
The costume contest!
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(PEOPLE CHEERING)
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BOY: Yeah! Devo!
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What the hell are
you supposed to be?
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Every nerd's fantasy, baby.
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Next up,
contestant number 36!
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Contestant 36, everyone!
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Next up, contestant...
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(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
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(SOFTLY) I am Lrrr,
ruler of the planet...
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Hold on a second,
let me just get this.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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I am Lrrr, ruler of
the planet Omicron Persei 8.
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You are hereby conquered!
Please line up
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in order of how much
beryllium it takes
to kill you!
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Damn,
that's a good costume.
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Next up, contestant 38!
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I don't understand.
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Why are the humans still
eating their soft pretzels
instead of surrendering?
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They're probably just
waiting for Joss Whedon.
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Joss Whedon's here?
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Wait a minute.
You look familiar.
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Yeah,
you almost ate me once.
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I was in your mouth
for five minutes.
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Leela?
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And the winner is
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Nerdgasma!
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Whoo!
I got fruit boobs!
(CHEERING)
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(SIGHS)
What's the use?
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(SIGHS) Now what?
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I send you out
to conquer a planet,
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and all you bring back
is J.J. Abrams' face?
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I thought you'd like it.
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You haven't
even tried it on.
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I might dress up in a face
if you ever took me
anywhere nice!
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Oh, boy, here we go.
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I built this castle
with my own two slaves!
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What are you
gonna do, kick me out?
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(DOORBELL CHIMES)
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I am Lrrr,
ruler of the planet
Omicron Persei 8!
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May I crash on your couch?
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So he just
showed up unannounced,
raided the liquor cabinet,
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sprayed urine on the ceiling
and passed out?
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And the walls.
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Leave me alone.
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My wife hates me
and planetary conquest
has become a chore.
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There, there.
You're just having
a midlife crisis.
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Midlife crisis, eh?
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Lrrr demands the comfort
of pop-psychological
platitudes!
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Look, hoss,
your wife threw you out.
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That's your license
to be a jerk.
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Do whatever
the hell you want,
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then walk away
and light a cigar.
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Don't listen to him, Lrrr.
Bender may seem happy
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(BENDER LAUGHING)
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But long-term,
you need to reinvest
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in your relationship
with Ndnd.
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Yes, it's clear
what I must do.
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(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
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I like it.
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I'm thinking we
need to downplay
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those hideous
growths on your head.
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Horns are a sign of virility.
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Also, they house my testes.
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I'm thinking horn extensions.
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You need
some arm candy.
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It's the perfect
accessory for out-of-shape
middle-aged creeps like you.
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Yeah, I said it!
What's your type, Borgnine?
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Big and angry.
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Look, brah,
you're just not gonna find
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a lot of hot, gigantic
Omicronian babes
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in this solar system.
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There's one!
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Hey, cool cape.
Where'd you get that?
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What, this old thing?
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I murdered my father.
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My name's Lrrr,
ruler of the planet
Omicron Persei 8.
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I am called Grrl.
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Of the planet
Omicron Persei 8?
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That is a pretty name!
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What's on the TV tonight?
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Oh, wait! I don't care,
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because I got a date!
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I know it's not
what you want to hear,
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but I think
this is a mistake.
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Leela's right.
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That's not what
you want to hear.
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What you want to hear
is that I fixed
my comic book.
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Now the hero is
more relatable
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because he has no
ridiculous powers.
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Let's watch, shall we?
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FRY:
One more step
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and little Miss Constructive
Criticism here gets it!
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Oh, yeah? I may be
just a simple delivery
boy with no superpowers,
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so there's nothing I can do.
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Okay.
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(MIMICKING LASER BEAM
RESONATING)
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(MIMICKING EXPLOSION)
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(SOBBING)
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So? Give me
your honest praise.
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Fry, I've now
seen two comic books,
so listen to me.
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Why should I
care about the hero
when all he does is cry?
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(SOBBING)
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Hmm. That dinner
was a worthy foe.
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Yes, we shall not
see its like again.
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So, um...
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Um, I'm sorry. I haven't
done this for a while.
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I just got partway out
of a bad relationship.
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Maybe I should
take this off.
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(GASPS)
You're a human?
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Only physically.
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I'm a cross-species dresser.
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Wait, you're an
actual Omicronian?
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Oh, God. Oh, God,
what have I done?
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This is so hot!
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Conquer me, Lrrr!
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Sharpen your horns
on my scaly thorax!
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(SCREAMS)
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(CRYING)
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I want to go home!
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But Ndnd would
never take me back now.
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Ndnd just wants
what every she-beast wants,
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to feel like you're
listening to her nagging.
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Is there anything she's been
riding your ass about?
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Conquering things, I guess.
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I could conquer Earth,
kill all humans.
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That's a thought.
No!
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We don't need
a war of the worlds.
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That's it! We need
a war of the worlds!
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I'll call Orson Welles.
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Dork calling Orson!
Dork calling Orson!
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You're asking me,
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the renowned spokesman
for Paul Masson wine,
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to recreate my brilliant
1938 radio broadcast
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merely to deceive
and impress the wife
of this skinny reptile?
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Sorry. Never mind.
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I'll do it for free.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
we interrupt our program
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of The Jonas Brothers
and their orchestra
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to bring you
a special bulletin.
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(ELECTRONIC WARBLING)
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We interrupt our program
of The Jonas brothers
and their orchestra
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to bring you
a special bulletin.
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I'm speaking to you
from the hickory farms
in Grover's Mall, New Jersey,
249
00:12:16,900 --> 00:12:18,770
through a mouthful
of summer sausage,
250
00:12:18,860 --> 00:12:22,070
mmm, where I hardly
know where to begin. Mmm!
251
00:12:22,490 --> 00:12:26,320
A huge spacecraft,
piloted by
a devastatingly handsome...
252
00:12:26,410 --> 00:12:28,580
(SIGHS)
Now, how in God's name
253
00:12:28,660 --> 00:12:30,120
do I know
what the fellow looks like
254
00:12:30,200 --> 00:12:32,410
if he's inside a ship
miles in the air?
255
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:34,290
It's just foolish
on its face.
256
00:12:34,370 --> 00:12:36,790
If you want the cheese log,
you'll read what I wrote.
257
00:12:36,880 --> 00:12:38,960
Very well.
I shall comply.
258
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,710
I'm getting reports
that cities across the globe
259
00:12:42,840 --> 00:12:45,180
are being destroyed
by this noble invader,
260
00:12:45,300 --> 00:12:48,930
whose good looks are
apparently discernible
across vast distances
261
00:12:49,010 --> 00:12:50,510
and through solid metal.
262
00:12:50,810 --> 00:12:54,180
But wait,
the leader of the attack
is swaggering out of his ship
263
00:12:54,270 --> 00:12:57,270
and up to a convenient
nearby microphone.
264
00:12:57,810 --> 00:13:00,570
Now, why couldn't I have
just described his
appearance at this point?
265
00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:02,860
This is the type of
thing I'm talking about.
266
00:13:03,190 --> 00:13:07,320
People of Earth, I am Lrrr,
conqueror of your planet.
267
00:13:07,870 --> 00:13:09,030
(WHISPERS)
Cue screams.
268
00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,240
(ALL SCREAMING)
269
00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:12,740
You will now
remove your skulls
270
00:13:12,830 --> 00:13:15,410
and play dodgeball with them
for my amusement!
271
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:19,500
Ooh! I could swear
his horns have gotten longer!
272
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,380
(ELECTRONIC WARBLING)
273
00:13:23,210 --> 00:13:25,880
Sir, I've intercepted
an Earth broadcast.
274
00:13:25,970 --> 00:13:27,800
Put it up on the Zenith.
275
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:29,720
Oh, God!
276
00:13:30,390 --> 00:13:31,760
WELLES:
Earth is conquered,
277
00:13:31,850 --> 00:13:34,480
the destruction
of civilization complete.
278
00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:37,230
Now stay tuned for
Little Orphan Annie.
279
00:13:38,060 --> 00:13:41,730
To hell with
Little Orphan Annie!
We've got to do something.
280
00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:44,490
What's that, honey?
How many dead?
281
00:13:44,570 --> 00:13:47,030
I don't know, 80 million?
282
00:13:47,160 --> 00:13:49,570
Okay. I love you, too.
283
00:13:49,990 --> 00:13:52,080
That was Ndnd.
She's taking me back!
284
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,370
(ALL CHEERING)
285
00:13:54,080 --> 00:13:56,040
I'm sorry I've
been so difficult.
286
00:14:06,470 --> 00:14:10,090
So, you thought you could
conquer us so easily, eh?
287
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,260
Nice job. We surrender.
288
00:14:13,260 --> 00:14:15,180
Earth is yours.
289
00:14:16,140 --> 00:14:17,270
(CHUCKLES)
290
00:14:17,520 --> 00:14:18,770
Damn, I'm good.
291
00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:21,020
Now, may I please
have that cheese log?
292
00:14:25,780 --> 00:14:29,110
O glorious conqueror,
permit me to
offer up a sacrifice.
293
00:14:29,530 --> 00:14:30,660
How about this?
294
00:14:31,780 --> 00:14:33,120
Hey!
295
00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:35,410
Yeah, he'll do.
296
00:14:35,500 --> 00:14:37,450
Come on, Lrrr.
Show's over.
297
00:14:37,790 --> 00:14:38,960
Fine, okay.
298
00:14:39,250 --> 00:14:40,580
About this conquering thing,
299
00:14:40,710 --> 00:14:41,920
(CHUCKLES)
300
00:14:42,090 --> 00:14:43,290
Funny story...
301
00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:53,640
Hello, Lrrr.
302
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,520
Lrrr! Put a stop
to this right now!
303
00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,520
Okay! Okay! Quit nagging!
304
00:14:58,600 --> 00:15:01,900
Lrrr,
why are you yelling softly
with the purple-furred one?
305
00:15:02,190 --> 00:15:04,150
Uh, it's nothing, my queen.
306
00:15:05,860 --> 00:15:07,230
He messed up my hair.
307
00:15:07,320 --> 00:15:08,570
I'm missing a leg!
308
00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:10,490
We fought like hell, sir,
309
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:13,870
but in the end,
we caved like a house
of soufflé cards.
310
00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:15,990
Got it.
Peace with honor.
311
00:15:16,080 --> 00:15:17,580
Well, I resign again.
312
00:15:17,660 --> 00:15:18,700
Come, Nixon.
313
00:15:18,790 --> 00:15:20,750
Introduce me to
the kitchen staff.
314
00:15:20,830 --> 00:15:23,790
I must lay down the law
about Lrrr's low-sodium diet.
315
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:26,420
You've got to
tell her the truth.
316
00:15:26,710 --> 00:15:28,460
And lay off
the salted peanuts!
317
00:15:28,550 --> 00:15:30,840
I'm just trying to
get the leg taste
out of my mouth.
318
00:15:31,180 --> 00:15:35,180
Lrrr! I'm in here now,
not out there!
319
00:15:35,350 --> 00:15:36,430
Give me a little time.
320
00:15:36,510 --> 00:15:39,470
With a lady like Ndnd,
one must use finesse.
321
00:15:39,560 --> 00:15:41,690
Coming, gigantums!
322
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:12,380
Mmm. That's crisp.
323
00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:14,300
Yes, but no more so
324
00:16:14,390 --> 00:16:16,970
than your
squamous dorsal plates
in the moonlight.
325
00:16:17,390 --> 00:16:18,970
(SHUDDERS)
326
00:16:19,060 --> 00:16:21,430
I am experiencing arousal.
327
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:23,730
My organs are
moving into position.
328
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:36,110
Ndnd, there's something
I've got to tell you.
329
00:16:36,200 --> 00:16:38,160
What is it?
Is there someone else?
330
00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:42,000
What? No, no,
it's about this
takeover of Earth.
331
00:16:42,080 --> 00:16:43,660
It's... It's...
332
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:45,750
The spark that
reignited our marriage?
333
00:16:46,670 --> 00:16:48,210
Yes! Exactly.
334
00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:50,550
Good night. (SNORING)
335
00:16:57,760 --> 00:16:59,260
(SOBBING)
336
00:17:00,430 --> 00:17:02,350
Oh, lord. Now what?
337
00:17:02,430 --> 00:17:04,430
I couldn't tell
her the truth.
338
00:17:04,770 --> 00:17:06,400
Look, you scaly crybaby,
339
00:17:06,730 --> 00:17:08,900
you do what I say
and you do it now!
340
00:17:08,980 --> 00:17:10,570
NDND: I knew it!
341
00:17:11,940 --> 00:17:15,280
Frying pans!
Cast-iron frying pans!
342
00:17:15,570 --> 00:17:17,030
It's not what
it looks like!
343
00:17:17,280 --> 00:17:18,450
What do I do?
344
00:17:18,620 --> 00:17:19,740
Do what I say.
345
00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:21,740
Tell her!
Tell me what?
346
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:23,450
Give me the heavy one.
347
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:28,380
(SIGHS) The invasion was
all a fake. I just wanted
to impress you.
348
00:17:28,460 --> 00:17:29,920
You lied?
349
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:31,710
What else have you
been hiding from me?
350
00:17:34,630 --> 00:17:36,800
What else? Nothing else.
351
00:17:37,140 --> 00:17:38,680
I still want you, Lrrr,
352
00:17:39,010 --> 00:17:40,800
and I'm willing
to fight for you.
353
00:17:41,220 --> 00:17:43,640
All I got left is
a colander and a pie pan.
354
00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:46,140
Lrrr?
355
00:17:46,270 --> 00:17:50,060
(CHUCKLES) Look, we only had
one date. I barely mated
with her.
356
00:17:50,150 --> 00:17:52,480
Whatever.
I harbor no
resentment against her.
357
00:17:55,650 --> 00:17:56,700
What I want to know
358
00:17:56,780 --> 00:17:59,410
is what is up between you
and Bossy Boots here.
359
00:17:59,490 --> 00:18:02,080
Her?
She's just a bossy friend.
360
00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:03,240
Exactly!
361
00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:05,910
She nagged you, tormented you
and pushed you around.
362
00:18:06,000 --> 00:18:07,750
That is my job!
363
00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:09,210
This must be settled.
364
00:18:09,500 --> 00:18:14,340
I demand the ancient ritual
of Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr
or Consequences!
365
00:18:16,220 --> 00:18:18,010
Rrrmrrrmrrrfrrrmrrr or what?
366
00:18:27,440 --> 00:18:29,060
Let the ritual begin!
367
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,610
The rules are the same
as in the home version.
368
00:18:31,690 --> 00:18:34,980
Lrrr must simply choose
between myself and Leela...
369
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:36,740
Fine. Hurry up.
370
00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:38,780
...by shooting
the one he rejects.
371
00:18:39,700 --> 00:18:40,860
(ALL GASP)
372
00:18:40,950 --> 00:18:42,780
Lrrr, I'm getting angry.
373
00:18:42,870 --> 00:18:44,240
Don't you go
through with this.
374
00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:47,580
She is not the boss of you!
I am the boss of you!
375
00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,420
Um... Oh...
376
00:18:51,790 --> 00:18:53,210
Leela's going to die!
377
00:18:53,540 --> 00:18:55,300
What would
Delivery-Boy Man do?
378
00:19:03,050 --> 00:19:04,550
I do not want
to shoot anybody.
379
00:19:04,930 --> 00:19:06,430
You never want
to do anything!
380
00:19:06,520 --> 00:19:07,970
Oh, nag, nag, nag.
381
00:19:08,060 --> 00:19:10,640
You want me to stop nagging?
Then shoot me!
382
00:19:10,730 --> 00:19:12,150
Oh, you'd like that,
wouldn't you?
383
00:19:12,230 --> 00:19:14,310
Beats staring at your
fat ass on the couch!
384
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:16,110
Oh, yeah? I'll show you!
385
00:19:18,650 --> 00:19:20,990
Ray-blocking power!
386
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,280
(GASPS)
387
00:19:24,870 --> 00:19:25,990
(ALL GASPING)
388
00:19:29,910 --> 00:19:31,040
Fry!
389
00:19:31,120 --> 00:19:32,670
(SOBBING)
390
00:19:33,710 --> 00:19:36,840
Lrrr!
You were willing to shoot
that bossy temptress!
391
00:19:36,920 --> 00:19:40,090
You really do
value my nagging
above all others!
392
00:19:47,720 --> 00:19:50,310
Good night, dumb prince.
393
00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:52,560
Come back, Lrrr!
394
00:19:52,650 --> 00:19:54,770
I want to have
your popplers!
395
00:19:55,150 --> 00:19:57,110
There'll never
be anyone but you!
396
00:19:58,480 --> 00:19:59,530
Hello.
397
00:19:59,610 --> 00:20:00,900
Of course I'll marry you.
398
00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:03,070
Wait,
what the shmell happened?
399
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:06,120
I thought Ndnd
disintegrated you
with this ray gun.
400
00:20:06,450 --> 00:20:08,410
(SCOFFS) It's just
a cheap teleporter.
401
00:20:08,490 --> 00:20:10,290
I bought it out of the back
of a comic book.
402
00:20:10,370 --> 00:20:11,370
Cha-ching!
403
00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:14,580
The teleporter gun?
That means Fry
might still be...
404
00:20:14,790 --> 00:20:16,460
Fry!
Fry?
405
00:20:17,670 --> 00:20:18,750
Is this him?
406
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,170
(ALL CHEER)
407
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,220
Fry! You're alive!
408
00:20:22,300 --> 00:20:23,470
Not only that,
409
00:20:23,550 --> 00:20:26,760
I now know exactly
how to end my comic book.
410
00:20:27,140 --> 00:20:28,310
Let's watch.
411
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:30,470
FRY:
Say good-bye
to your forehead,
412
00:20:30,560 --> 00:20:32,480
because I'm going
to shoot you in it!
413
00:20:32,560 --> 00:20:35,060
Not if I leap in
front of your death ray,
414
00:20:35,150 --> 00:20:36,560
and I am going to do that.
415
00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:38,820
Jumping sound! Ow!
416
00:20:39,070 --> 00:20:40,360
I didn't shoot yet.
417
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:43,650
As usual, your delivery
arrived too soon.
418
00:20:44,450 --> 00:20:45,490
(GROANS)
419
00:20:45,990 --> 00:20:50,830
Oh, Delivery-Boy Man!
You saved me
by random chance!
420
00:20:50,910 --> 00:20:52,870
Don't thank random chance.
421
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,040
Thank my
meteor-wishing power,
422
00:20:55,330 --> 00:20:56,670
with your lips.
423
00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:01,550
Good ending.
424
00:21:01,840 --> 00:21:02,840
Not great.
425
00:21:37,380 --> 00:21:38,380
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