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(SNORING)
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(FEMALE ROBOT GIGGLING)
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Shh! Don't wake up Fry.
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(FEMALE ROBOT GIGGLING)
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Shh!
My roommate's sleeping!
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Wake up already!
Huh?
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I'm about to
get down and funky
with this ladybot,
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and I'd appreciate
it if as many people
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as possible
could know about it.
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Now can we get
some privacy?
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(MOTOR WHIRRING)
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(BENDER CHUCKLING)
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(BEEPING)
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BENDER: Oh, yeah!
Back it on up.
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(SINGING)
Hambone, hambone!
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Hambone
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Okay, hambone break's over.
Back to the bedroom!
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(MOTOR WHIRRING)
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(SINGING)
Hambone, hambone!
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Hambone
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BENDER: Wake up
and feel the coffee!
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(SPUTTERING)
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No, I'm late
for work again!
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Sorry I'm late.
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Well, well, well.
Look who decided
to show up.
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I've had it with
your tardiness, Fry.
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I expect you to
arrive the same time
as everyone else.
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Well, wait a second.
Leela's not here yet.
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She left a while ago.
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She said some idiot was
taking her to lunch
for her birthday.
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Oh, no, I'm late!
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Since you got stood up,
I thought this might
cheer you up a notch.
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That's not necessary.
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(SINGING)
What day is today?
It's Leela's birthday
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Please stop.
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What a day for a birthday
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I really would like
you to stop singing.
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...cake!
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You want to buy
a slice of birthday cake
for $11.95?
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Yes, please.
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Ooh, nice cake.
Sorry, I'm late.
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Where have you...
It's fine.
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You're not mad?
I was.
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But then I realized
it's actually my fault
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for thinking you
might be on time
for once.
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Anyhow,
I ate both our lunches.
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You ordered
the lobster pileup.
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It wasn't cheap.
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Bam!
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Please, let me
make it up to you.
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I'll treat you to
a fancy birthday dinner
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tonight, at Cavern
on the Green.
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Wow,
that'll be the nicest place
I've ever been stood up.
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Not this time.
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No matter what happens,
I swear I'll be there.
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Guys, guys!
Hedonismbot is finally
gonna settle down,
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and marry a nice
house in the suburbs!
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But tonight, he's having the
girls-gone-wildest bachelor
party of all time!
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(WHOOPING) Who cares?
I'm having dinner with Leela.
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Just go to your
stupid party.
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We can have dinner
on my birthday
some other year.
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No! I can throw up
on a stripper anytime.
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Tonight, I want to
not throw up on you.
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Really?
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Your loss.
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Hey, Professor,
you're my wingman!
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Very well. Cubert,
fetch my drinking teeth.
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I just have to sign
Leela's birthday card.
How do you spell X-O?
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It's a record-your-own-message
card.
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You don't sign it,
you leave a nude
video greeting.
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Does it have to be nude?
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I guess not.
That never occurred to me.
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If I leave now,
record a birthday
greeting on the way,
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score some fancy cologne
at the newsstand,
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I'll be exactly on time.
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You're not going anywhere!
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But I have a date.
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You were late this morning,
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so you have to stay
and test my latest invention!
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Behold!
A time-traveling machine!
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(BOTH GASP)
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Time?
I can't go back there!
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But this time machine
only goes forward in time.
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That way you can't
accidentally change history,
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or do something disgusting,
like sleep with
your own grandmother.
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I wouldn't want
to do that again.
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We're going to test it
by going forward
in time one minute.
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Get in.
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Okay, hurry.
Let's get it over with.
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I can record
Leela's birthday card
while we're in there.
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Happy birthday, Leela!
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I'm really sorry
I'm gonna be one minute late,
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'cause we're
testing the professor's
dumb time machine, but...
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Okay, I'll just
nudge us forward
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exactly one minute
into the... Whoa!
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My card!
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Did we go too far?
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What time is it?
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BENDER: The year 10,000.
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FARNSWORTH: Whoopsie.
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Oh, dear.
I mean, oh, my.
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The year 10,000?
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But I promised Leela
I'd be on time for dinner!
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Relax, Fry.
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Everyone we ever knew died
thousands of years ago.
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Everyone we ever knew?
I never liked those guys.
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(ALL GASP)
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No! They did it!
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They blew it up!
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And then the apes blew up
their society, too!
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How could this happen?
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And then the birds took over
and ruined their society!
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And the cows, and then,
I don't know,
is that a slug, maybe?
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No!
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While you await
your "friend,"
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allow me to read
from a prepared
history of our cavern.
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"These unique rock formations
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"were created over
millions of years
by mineral-rich water,
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"dripping from
pores in the ceiling.
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"Dripping and dripping,
year upon year,
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"century upon century..."
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(SINGING)
What day is today?
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Hey, aren't you the loser
who got stood up at
my other restaurant?
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Just shut up and
bring me two dinners.
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Has anyone seen Fry's ass?
It's late for a date
with my boot.
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Fry's not here.
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Obviously, he went
to that pervert party with
Bender and the professor.
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Fry went to the party?
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LINDA: We interrupt
Hypnotoad On Ice
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to bring you breaking coverage
of the disaster at
Hedonismbot's bachelor party.
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(ALL GASP)
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Linda, what began
as innocent fun ended
in tragedy tonight
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when a nuclear-powered
robot stripper
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suffered a catastrophic
reactor meltdown.
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There is only one survivor.
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Everywhere I looked,
there were piles of bodies.
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And then
the explosion struck.
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(CRYING)
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The three co-workers
I liked, all dead!
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Fry stood me up and died?
I'm so angry!
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I mean, I'm so sad!
But I'm still pretty angry!
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But also sad.
Can I be both?
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It's what he'd want.
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Then that's what I am!
(SHOUTS)
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(SOBBING)
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Man, the future is
a total craphole,
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and whoever lives here is
a crap-faced sack of crap!
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No offense, fellas.
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Don't sweat it, man.
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(SIGHS) I'll never
see Leela again.
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No, without
a backwards time machine,
we're stuck in this craphole.
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Dude, give it a rest.
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Hold on. I've got it!
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We can't go back in time,
but we can keep going forward
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until people invent
the backwards time machine.
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And then we can go home.
Hit it.
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(SINGING)
In the year 105, 105
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If man is still alive
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If robot can survive
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They may find
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In the year 252,525
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The backwards time machine
still won't have arrived
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In all the world
there's only one technology
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A rusty sword for
practicing proctology
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In a future year
that ends with a 20
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A shlubby merman's
gonna try to get chummy
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He may look
like a watery wimp
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When in fact he's
a bloodthirsty shrimp
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In the year one
million and a half
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Humankind is
enslaved by giraffe
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Man must pay for
all his misdeeds
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When the treetops
are stripped of their leaves
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Sometimes I can't
believe how successful
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Planet Express became
once the professor was killed
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and you seized control.
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There were tough times,
but we all pulled together.
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I've been crunching
the numbers
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on our
trans-galactic strategy...
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What are you doing here?
I laid you off 20 years ago.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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The claws can't flee
like they used to.
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Success is nice,
but I do kind of
miss the old days.
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Hey, Leels.
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Hi, Cubert.
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May we help you,
strange ones?
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We are
travelers from the past,
my good runt.
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I see. Since your time,
human evolution has diverged.
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There are we, advanced
in intellect and morality.
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And the Dumblocks,
stupid, vicious brutes
who live underground.
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Advanced in intellect,
you say?
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Have you invented
a backwards time machine?
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No, but if we apply
our superior minds,
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we could
perfect such a device
within five years.
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See you then!
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We're back for
our time machine!
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Ow!
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Yoo-hoo! Boys!
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What's this era in
human history like?
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The machines.
We built them to make
our lives easier,
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but they rebelled.
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They won't stop
until every human
is dead.
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This seems like
a nice future.
Let's just stay here.
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We could settle down
on that mountain of skulls.
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Hey! That place
had a gorgeous view
of Blood Lake!
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Greetings, time travelers.
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Stupid jerks!
Wouldn't let me stay
in the good future.
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How did you know
we're time travelers?
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We, too, study
the time-travel enigma.
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We have perfected a method
using negative-mass
neutrino fields
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that allows us to
travel backwards in time.
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My name's Hubert.
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All right!
We can go home!
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(IMITATING FRY MOCKINGLY)
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(RASPING)
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We can talk of our
research tomorrow.
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Men are very rare
in our society.
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Even very old and
stupid males are prized.
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Tonight,
please be the guests of honor
at our fertility banquet.
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Well,
there's certainly no harm
in a fertility banquet.
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I could eat.
And fertilize.
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Very well. Let us
anoint our guests in oil
without using our hands.
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So, we can stay in
the future you like,
but not the future I like?
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Next!
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No! I was about
to close the deal!
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Bender, they had
a backwards time machine!
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The other place had
a lot of good things, too!
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Did you even see
that mountain of skulls?
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Why, you!
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Oh, no, you didn't.
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(ALL GRUNTING)
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Stop! Somewhere, sometime,
Leela is waiting for me.
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We need to keep looking
for a backwards time machine.
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Fry's right.
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Yes.
We have to work together,
not have this fight,
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which I was
definitely winning.
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FARNSWORTH:
The year one billion.
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I've got a feeling
this could be exactly
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the point in time
we've been looking for!
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Nope.
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In fact,
all life is extinct.
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So let's keep going forward.
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It's no use.
Earth is dead.
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This is the end
of all things.
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The Cavern on the Green.
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I made it, Leela.
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Sorry I'm
a billion years late.
247
00:13:49,070 --> 00:13:50,200
(GASPS)
248
00:14:02,210 --> 00:14:05,340
You'll get your
alimony check, Cubert.
Now get lost!
249
00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:08,510
Chill out.
I'm just here to see Amy.
250
00:14:08,590 --> 00:14:12,930
Move it, boy toy.
Granny's taking you
to Atlantic City.
251
00:14:16,270 --> 00:14:18,850
I don't know why
you ever married
that pig-nosed punk.
252
00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:21,860
I don't know, either.
I'm married to the job now.
253
00:14:21,940 --> 00:14:25,230
I used to think
there was someone
for me, but... Ow!
254
00:14:26,280 --> 00:14:30,740
How odd. It's one of those old
record-your-own-message
birthday cards.
255
00:14:30,820 --> 00:14:32,030
(TUNE PLAYING)
256
00:14:32,120 --> 00:14:33,450
Happy birthday, Leela!
257
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:35,370
I'm really sorry
I'm gonna be one minute late,
258
00:14:35,450 --> 00:14:37,870
'cause we're testing
the professor's dumb
time machine...
259
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:41,580
But, you know,
happy birthday and all, and,
260
00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:45,630
I love you.
(SCREAMS) My card!
261
00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:54,220
My whole life
I've been mad at him,
and it wasn't his fault.
262
00:15:37,930 --> 00:15:42,690
(LEELA READING)
263
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,410
You know, all in all,
I had a good life.
264
00:15:55,490 --> 00:15:57,280
What do you say
the three of us grab
a six-pack
265
00:15:57,370 --> 00:15:58,950
and watch
the universe end?
266
00:15:59,040 --> 00:16:00,120
Hear! Hear!
267
00:16:00,200 --> 00:16:02,330
That's basically
what I do every day.
268
00:16:05,540 --> 00:16:07,710
To the end of the universe!
269
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,690
So long, Earth.
Thanks for the air
and whatnot.
270
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:33,650
Whoa!
Whoa!
271
00:16:34,450 --> 00:16:37,160
Hey, what was the
purpose of life anyway?
272
00:16:37,240 --> 00:16:41,500
Who knows?
Probably some hogwash
about the human spirit.
273
00:16:41,580 --> 00:16:42,700
Sounds about right.
274
00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:48,040
FARNSWORTH: The stars
are receding.
275
00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:50,960
Oh, the vast emptiness!
276
00:16:52,090 --> 00:16:54,550
Yeah, yeah,
I can take a hint.
277
00:16:59,430 --> 00:17:02,770
The last proton
should be decaying
about now.
278
00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:04,270
Bye, last proton.
279
00:17:04,520 --> 00:17:09,270
And, here we are.
The end of the universe.
280
00:17:17,160 --> 00:17:19,660
Well, now what?
You guys want to talk?
281
00:17:19,740 --> 00:17:20,780
No, thanks.
282
00:17:23,790 --> 00:17:25,040
Did anyone else see that?
283
00:17:25,120 --> 00:17:26,290
Unbelievable!
284
00:17:26,370 --> 00:17:28,630
It's a second big bang!
285
00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:37,590
My God, is it possible?
286
00:17:37,680 --> 00:17:39,760
It must be possible.
It's happening.
287
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,560
By the way,
what's happening?
288
00:17:41,640 --> 00:17:46,230
It appears this universe
is exactly identical
to the old one.
289
00:17:46,310 --> 00:17:49,860
If so, we just need
to keep going forward
in time
290
00:17:49,940 --> 00:17:51,650
to the point when we left!
291
00:17:56,490 --> 00:17:58,320
The Earth is born!
292
00:18:04,830 --> 00:18:07,870
Ladies and gentlemen,
the moon!
293
00:18:08,330 --> 00:18:10,830
Look. The first fish
to crawl up on land.
294
00:18:12,210 --> 00:18:14,250
It was coming right at us!
You saw it.
295
00:18:14,380 --> 00:18:16,510
I'm gonna grab
another beer.
296
00:18:17,090 --> 00:18:19,680
Fry, Fry,
you're missing
the dinosaurs!
297
00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:22,390
It's okay.
They're not going anywhere.
298
00:18:23,010 --> 00:18:24,180
Where'd they go?
299
00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,690
Now, what's going on there?
300
00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:34,820
History.
301
00:18:34,900 --> 00:18:37,440
Hang on.
I just want to
make one stop.
302
00:18:40,320 --> 00:18:41,620
(CROWD SHOUTING)
303
00:18:42,160 --> 00:18:44,870
(SHOUTING IN GERMAN)
304
00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:05,260
FARNSWORTH: Easy, easy.
305
00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:07,640
Taking her in
for a landing.
306
00:19:07,730 --> 00:19:10,940
One year to go.
Six months.
307
00:19:11,020 --> 00:19:12,400
I'm almost there, Leela.
308
00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:15,820
One month,
two weeks, one hour,
309
00:19:16,280 --> 00:19:20,200
30 seconds, and here we...
310
00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,660
Whoa!
311
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:24,280
Stop!
Give me the keys, Magoo!
312
00:19:28,580 --> 00:19:30,620
We'll have to
bring her around again.
313
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:44,850
Just slow it down.
I'll shoot Hitler
out the window.
314
00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:49,390
Darn! I hit Eleanor
Roosevelt by mistake.
315
00:19:49,770 --> 00:19:52,730
Okay,
nearing our era again.
316
00:19:53,100 --> 00:19:56,940
Here we go.
Careful this time.
317
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:58,940
Careful.
318
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:02,740
We're going to test it
by going forward
in time one minute.
319
00:20:03,160 --> 00:20:04,200
Get in.
320
00:20:04,280 --> 00:20:06,280
Okay. Hurry.
Let's get it over with.
321
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,290
Uh-oh.
322
00:20:09,370 --> 00:20:13,080
This new universe
is about 10 feet lower
than our old one.
323
00:20:16,460 --> 00:20:19,920
Pow! We took care of
the time travel paradox.
324
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,460
All right!
Hooray!
325
00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:24,300
Uh-oh. I'm late for
dinner with Leela.
326
00:20:27,720 --> 00:20:29,220
Welcome to
Cavern on the Green.
327
00:20:29,310 --> 00:20:32,350
May I offer you
some meat loaf
while you wait?
328
00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:33,730
Sorry I'm late!
329
00:20:33,810 --> 00:20:35,520
Actually, you're on time.
330
00:20:35,940 --> 00:20:36,980
Really?
331
00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:40,480
I have to admit,
I was afraid you
wouldn't make it.
332
00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:43,740
That was the old Fry.
He's dead now.
333
00:20:45,660 --> 00:20:47,200
Happy birthday, Leela.
334
00:20:47,330 --> 00:20:50,080
I got you a card,
but I guess I
kind of lost it.
335
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,750
That's okay.
I don't really like cards.
336
00:20:52,830 --> 00:20:55,540
What I'll remember is
our time together.
337
00:21:37,290 --> 00:21:38,290
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