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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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Silence, puny audience!
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And welcome to
Who Dares To Be
A Millionaire?
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Tremble before
Morbo's mighty likability,
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as I chitchat with
our first contestant,
Philip J. Fry.
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(AUDIENCE APPLAUDING)
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Give him hell, Morbo!
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Prepare for pleasantries!
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So, Fry, what do you
do for a living?
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Me?
Can I phone a friend?
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Chitchat achieved!
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Are you ready to play?
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I didn't come to play,
I came to win.
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Now let's play.
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For $1, what tool is
used to hammer a nail?
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Is it, A, a hammer?
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B, a nail?
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C...
B, Nail! Final answer!
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(BUZZER SOUNDS)
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HERMES: Sweet dodo
of Lesotho!
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Don't you ever stop to think
before you speak?
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I never stop to
think about it.
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Leave Fry alone.
His intelligence is just
a little differenty.
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You a big dummy!
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Hey, I'm beginning to think
you guys don't think
I'm very smart.
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You can barely remember
your own name, Einstein.
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Einstein is a hard name
to remember.
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Ow!
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Smeesh, Professor.
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Don't have a shmaneurysm.
Fry's your distant relative.
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Not distant enough.
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I'll be a monkey's uncle
if I'm this monkey's nephew.
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(SNIFFLES) But you're
my only family.
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Who will hug me if
I achieve something?
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Oh, perhaps
I've been too harsh.
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Come, lad,
take my hand and I'll explain
why I find you so repugnant.
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All my life, I've been
inspired by great minds.
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Euclid, Copernicus, Braino.
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And my personal role model,
Leonardo da Vinci.
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What turned them to stone?
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Da Vinci was history's
greatest artist and inventor.
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Voilà!
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He invented flying machines,
war engines, submarines.
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Uh-oh.
Nibbler died
in the wall.
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That's not Nibbler.
That's my most
precious possession.
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Leonardo's beard!
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I paid a fortune for it
at an auction of
historic body parts.
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I suppose if I have
an Achilles' heel,
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it's because I bought it
at that same auction.
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Indeed so.
Most indeededly.
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Careful with that,
you fool!
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No! No!
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But possibly yes.
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What is it, Professor?
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Oh, my! It's da Vinci's
fabled lost invention.
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Even the scholars who wrote
of this device had no idea
what it was for.
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And now, at last,
neither do I!
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Maybe we can
figure it out.
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We? (LAUGHS)
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Well, I may not
have brain smarts,
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but at least
I have street smarts.
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I was in
the hospital two weeks.
No one visited me.
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Quiet, you!
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I'm trying to deduce
the function of da Vinci's
lost invention.
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Not even a card.
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He might have hidden a clue
in one of his other works.
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Ergo, I sent Bender out
for a copy of
The Last Supper.
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BENDER: I'm back!
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Everybody at Kinko's
was an idiot, so I just
brought the original.
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(GRUNTING)
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Jesus Christ,
and his 12 Apostles.
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That's odd.
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This hand here doesn't
belong to anybody.
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And it's pointing a knife
at James the Lesser!
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That's the great thing
about that hand.
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And what about
these funky table legs?
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It's like they're from
some other, funkier painting.
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Maybe da Vinci painted
over something else.
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It's called a pentimento.
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That's true, Dr. Zoidberg.
How did you know that?
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My doctorate is
in art history.
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Let's see what's
under The Last Supper.
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Wait a second!
I'm not big-boned,
I'm just fat.
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My God! Look!
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(ALL GASP)
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My God! I'm looking!
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My God!
Saint James
was a robot!
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My God!
Da Vinci left his legs
unpainted as a clue.
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My God!
This is the greatest
mystery of all time.
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We must fly to Rome
and exhume the body
of Saint James.
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Didn't we used to be
a delivery company?
To the ship.
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Psst.
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Leela, wanna join
the mile-deep club?
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Sure, why not?
(GASPS)
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No time!
I've found a clue that
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could unlock all
the secrets of history.
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(GROANS)
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Look at these
Roman numerals.
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Roman numerals?
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I've got it!
We're in Rome!
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Don't be stupid.
It's a long-lost
mathematical code.
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I'll need to consult
these ancient writings.
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Some preposterous hogwash
about the Fibonacci
sequence...
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Aha!
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The markings indicate
how many paces
we need to take.
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One... Okay,
we're there.
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Brothers and sisters,
let us pry.
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It's true! Saint James
really was a robot.
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I bet he's up in
robot heaven right now.
So he won't miss his eyes.
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(POWERING UP)
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(ALL GASP)
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My God! Robot Saint
James is a zombie.
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Nay, I am not Saint James.
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Enough of your lies,
Saint James.
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We saw you in
The Last Supper.
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The great man
Leonardo built me
as an artist's model.
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When I took repose
in this coffin,
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I carefully tossed
the real Saint James
in yonder heap.
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I'm sure you have
many questions.
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Come,
there is a chamber
where I used to
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speak with Pope John
the Patient.
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I told him I'd be
back in five minutes.
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Well, he'll make
a nice heap.
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I am Animatronio,
guardian of da Vinci's
great secret.
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He left my legs visible
in the painting as a clue,
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then dispatched me
hither to await
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his shadow society
of intellectuals.
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Hi, Animatronio.
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You personally
knew da Vinci?
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(SHRIEKS)
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Was he nice?
How did his hair smell?
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And on a personal note,
what is the function
of this device?
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Halt!
You know not the function
of the machina magnifica?
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Then thou art not members
of the shadow society!
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The what now?
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Not one more word
shall I breathe.
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Not even about
the great fountain where
thou mayest find the...
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Wait...
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Thou didst not know
about the fountain,
didst thou?
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Curses!
I must be punished.
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(GROANING)
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Quick, we must
find out what he knows
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before he flays
himself to death!
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Where is the
great fountain?
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What makes it so great?
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Why does a robot
need a codpiece?
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Fie, thou
fen-suckled bum-bailey!
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Thou willst never
pry information from
these mechanical lips!
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Just tell us, already.
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Okay, the fountain
thou seekest is...
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(GROANING)
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And so dies our hope
of solving this mystery.
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Come on, gang.
Let's go home.
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Wait! Let's not
give up so easily.
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Animatronio
mentioned a fountain.
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That's a statue of Neptune,
god of water.
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The number of points
on his trident is three,
or trey.
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The "U" in his name
is written like "V."
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Trey, "V."
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Trevi!
It's the Trevi fountain!
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There can be
no question!
But, Professor...
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There can be no question!
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Wow, it hasn't changed
in 1,000 years.
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Okay, everyone,
into the fountain.
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What are you, senile?
I'm not jumping in there.
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Hey, look. Coins.
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(GUNSHOTS FIRING)
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I got 48 cents.
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(GASPS)
There's one more nickel,
and it's a big one!
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Quickly,
into the sewer hole.
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Why?
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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What's this dump?
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My God!
It's the Pantheon!
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This place is
3,000 years old.
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What could possibly
be left to discover?
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Maybe something
about ourselves, Leela.
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Wait!
What's under that blanket?
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My God!
Da Vinci's Vitruvian Man!
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It's truly a masterpiece.
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Note how
the perspective lines
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draw the eye
right to his dong.
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Say, what's this?
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Anyone hear something?
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It's a coin slot.
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Bender,
insert that giant nickel.
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Sure.
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(GROANS)
Hush, Bender!
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What's your game,
Vitruvian Man?
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Whoa!
Whoa!
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FARNSWORTH: I withdraw
the question, Vitruvian Man.
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Da Vinci's lost workshop!
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At the risk of
sounding stupid,
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do these things
actually work?
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Of course not, stupid!
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I mean, that flying machine's
as aerodynamic as a sofa!
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How could it possibly
get off the ground?
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In a way thou shalt
never discover!
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(ALL GASP)
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Hi, Animatronio.
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I feign death
and stalk thee,
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that I might preserve
the greatest of
Leonardo's secrets!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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All right,
buddy, we want secrets!
And they'd better be ancient!
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(SPEAKS ITALIAN)
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Never shall I reveal
how these wondrous
machines fit together!
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They fit together?
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I said no such thing.
And then I died!
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(GROANING)
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You're right, Professor.
This thing doesn't fly.
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Don't sit in there,
you idiot!
That's dangerous!
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(EXCLAIMS)
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(GASPS) No wonder
this contraption isn't
aerodynamic!
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It's not an aircraft,
it's a spacecraft!
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(SHOUTS)
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As I live, thou shan't
discover the great secret!
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FRY: Bye, Animatronio!
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My God!
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Why would Leonardo's machine
have brought us here?
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I don't know.
Let's ask this guy.
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I am Leonardo.
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(BOTH GASP)
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Welcome to Planet Vinci.
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FARNSWORTH: My God!
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FRY: That's what
I was gonna say!
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Leonardo!
You're alive? Here?
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You've learned
my great secret.
I was but a visitor to Earth.
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In truth, I am what
you call a space alien.
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Oh!
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It's an honor to
meet you, Leonardo.
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And may I say,
you were great in
Titanic. The Beach...
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That's Leonardo DiCaprio,
you blockhead!
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(GROANS)
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Looks like
eating rocks wasn't
as dumb as you said.
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So what do people
do for fun here?
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Do you enjoy
partying all night,
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with plenty of ale
and lusty women?
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I sure do!
Not us.
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We spend our leisure time
in the mathematics museum.
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Planet Vinci is basically
a single colossal university.
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How's your football team?
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Learned.
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Ooh! I'm going to check out
that math lecture.
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All this knowledge
is giving me
a raging brainer.
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Would you like to hear
the lecture, too, Fry?
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No.
It would just go in one ear
and out some other hole.
247
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,330
Come. Sit down.
248
00:15:22,670 --> 00:15:24,710
Now, that I can do.
(GROANS)
249
00:15:25,380 --> 00:15:28,760
I have a terrible secret
to confess, Mr. DiCaprio.
250
00:15:28,840 --> 00:15:30,260
I'm not very smart.
251
00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:32,260
I appreciate your candor.
252
00:15:33,140 --> 00:15:35,850
I don't even know what
language you're speaking.
253
00:15:37,220 --> 00:15:39,600
I, too, have a confession.
254
00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:44,350
You see,
here on Planet Vinci,
I am the stupidest person.
255
00:15:44,690 --> 00:15:47,270
What? Who'd possibly
think you're stupid?
256
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,110
Duh! I'm Leonardo!
257
00:15:49,190 --> 00:15:51,650
I don't know the mass
of the Higgs boson.
258
00:15:51,740 --> 00:15:54,200
Duh!
I have to draw in pencil,
259
00:15:54,280 --> 00:15:57,530
'cause I don't know how to
use rendering software.
260
00:15:58,950 --> 00:16:00,200
(BOTH LAUGHING)
261
00:16:00,790 --> 00:16:03,790
Stupid Biff!
Thinks he's so smart.
262
00:16:03,880 --> 00:16:05,380
He looks stronger
than you, too.
263
00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:09,420
I went to Earth because
I could no longer
stand the ridicule.
264
00:16:09,510 --> 00:16:14,510
But being surrounded
by even stupider people
was equally infuriating.
265
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,050
I can see myself
in your shiny button.
266
00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:19,390
Inventing is
what makes me happy.
267
00:16:19,470 --> 00:16:22,930
Or did, until I misplaced
the plans for my masterpiece.
268
00:16:23,060 --> 00:16:24,190
You mean these?
269
00:16:24,270 --> 00:16:27,440
(GASPS)
The machina magnifica?
270
00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:29,520
Infinite joy!
271
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:33,320
Fry,
my friend, you have given
my life meaning again!
272
00:16:33,610 --> 00:16:36,820
That calculus lecture
was harder than I expected.
273
00:16:36,910 --> 00:16:40,290
We had to
answer every question
in the form of an opera.
274
00:16:40,500 --> 00:16:42,370
I have a lot of
homework for tomorrow,
275
00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:46,330
if I don't want
to be embarrassed.
276
00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,130
(INAUDIBLE)
277
00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:20,330
(ALL LAUGHING)
278
00:17:32,920 --> 00:17:34,380
(PLAYING RHYTHMICALLY)
279
00:17:35,970 --> 00:17:37,380
(ALL BOOING)
280
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:39,430
Thank you. Thank you.
281
00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:42,220
And if you like that,
you'll love our main event.
282
00:17:42,350 --> 00:17:46,310
Ladies and gentlemen,
Leonardo DiCaprio!
283
00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,940
(ALL CHEERING)
284
00:17:48,770 --> 00:17:50,440
I mean, da Vinci!
285
00:17:50,690 --> 00:17:52,320
(ALL BOOING)
286
00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:59,570
For centuries,
you've ridiculed me.
Especially you, Biff.
287
00:17:59,740 --> 00:18:00,910
Nice hat!
288
00:18:00,990 --> 00:18:02,240
(ALL WHOOPING)
289
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:06,830
But, at long last,
this invention will
show you.
290
00:18:07,120 --> 00:18:08,500
It will show you all!
291
00:18:09,290 --> 00:18:13,670
Behold, my unstoppable
doomsday machine!
292
00:18:13,760 --> 00:18:15,010
And I helped!
293
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:18,510
Wait. You told me
it was an unstoppable
ice cream machine.
294
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:21,470
Ice cream is
just a by-product
of the machine!
295
00:18:21,550 --> 00:18:24,390
Lts primary purpose
is to exterminate
296
00:18:24,470 --> 00:18:27,230
everyone who ever
made me feel inferior!
297
00:18:27,390 --> 00:18:30,690
Ooh! I'm so scared!
298
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:33,020
Bring it on, dum-dum!
299
00:18:33,190 --> 00:18:34,690
(ALL LAUGHING)
300
00:18:36,740 --> 00:18:39,280
Oh, yeah? Let's see how
hard you're laughing
301
00:18:39,360 --> 00:18:42,530
when my doomsday machine
chops off your face!
302
00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:55,960
Leonardo, stop!
303
00:18:56,050 --> 00:18:57,210
(ALL GASP)
304
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:58,880
I want in on this!
305
00:18:59,260 --> 00:19:00,930
Are you crazy, Professor?
306
00:19:01,010 --> 00:19:02,720
I hate these nerds!
307
00:19:02,850 --> 00:19:04,640
Just 'cause I'm
stupider than them,
308
00:19:04,720 --> 00:19:07,020
they think
they're smarter
than me.
309
00:19:07,100 --> 00:19:10,560
Kill them all,
starting with
the math teacher!
310
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:17,900
(ALL SCREAMING)
311
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:27,870
I knew this final invention
would be a humdinger.
312
00:19:27,950 --> 00:19:32,120
Yes. We three idiots will
finally have our revenge!
313
00:19:32,500 --> 00:19:34,130
I don't think so.
314
00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:38,420
You two make me ashamed
to call myself an idiot.
315
00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:44,850
There's always going to be
someone smarter than you,
316
00:19:44,930 --> 00:19:48,100
so the only way to be happy
is to make the most
of what you've got.
317
00:19:48,180 --> 00:19:49,470
But you've got nothing.
318
00:19:49,560 --> 00:19:50,600
Oh, no?
319
00:19:50,690 --> 00:19:54,730
I've got one single nail,
and another nail
to nail it in with.
320
00:19:54,810 --> 00:19:58,280
And I'm gonna stop this
infernal ice cream machine
once and for all!
321
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:01,950
(SCREAMS)
322
00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:19,880
(ALL LAUGHING)
323
00:20:20,840 --> 00:20:24,220
Some doomsday machine!
It barely killed anyone!
324
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:25,390
Oh, yeah?
325
00:20:26,550 --> 00:20:27,800
Well, take this!
326
00:20:30,470 --> 00:20:31,640
Oh, my.
327
00:20:32,020 --> 00:20:36,440
Poor Leonardo da Vinci.
He sure was stupid.
328
00:20:39,360 --> 00:20:42,360
Fry, I admire
what you did today,
329
00:20:42,450 --> 00:20:45,910
and I'm deeply sorry for
insulting your intellect.
330
00:20:45,990 --> 00:20:48,660
Your tiny, tiny intellect.
331
00:20:48,740 --> 00:20:50,700
Oops. There I go again,
you dope.
332
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:52,080
I mean, dummy.
333
00:20:52,160 --> 00:20:53,160
It's okay.
334
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:55,790
I may not be clever,
but I have a good heart.
335
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,580
That's what my mom
used to say.
336
00:20:57,670 --> 00:20:59,840
She was a wise woman.
337
00:21:00,050 --> 00:21:02,050
Also, that I'm not
much to look at.
338
00:21:02,130 --> 00:21:04,880
A wise woman, indeed.
339
00:21:37,170 --> 00:21:38,170
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