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NEWSCASTER: We now go
live to our eye-in-the-sky
hovercopter
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on the scene of that
terrible hovercopter crash.
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Jim?
The news is not good.
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I've just learned that
my final words were,
"Back to you, Linda."
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(LAUGHING)
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One for the blooper reel.
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(SIGHS) The news
is so violent.
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Let's watch
Rachael Ray instead.
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No, wait,
there might
be chopping.
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God, what a wuss.
Stop being such
a spineless jellyfish.
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You know full well I am
more closely related
to the sea cucumber.
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Not where it counts.
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(GROANS)
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I hated Jim!
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In other news,
our city's filthy,
urine-soaked walls
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have been desecrated
by a mysterious
tile-work graffiti artist.
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Police have no leads
as to who's behind
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this innovative
scourge of public art.
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(CHUCKLING VICIOUSLY)
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That is one sexy
bridge abutment.
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Free corn?
Well, that'll suit me
just fine.
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(SCREAMS)
(CRASHING)
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The key is knowing
precisely where to strike.
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Oops.
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Well, well. Time to
beat him his rights.
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(BENDER GROANING)
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You know,
that don't look half bad
on your buttocks.
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It does sort of
class-up the place.
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MALE VOICE:
The time is 4:00 a. M!
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We've been
arguing all night, Kif.
Can't we go to bed?
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Is that all
you ever think about?
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I'm not just some
piece of tofu, Amy.
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I need to know where we stand
in our relationship.
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We're just going
through a rough patch.
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It is not a patch.
It's been ages,
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according to your
wildly inappropriate
hunk-of-the-month calendar.
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Leave Todd out of this.
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Thanks, babe. Also, today is
Canadian Independence Day.
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(BURPING NOISE)
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That's Bender's ringtone.
I recognize the smell.
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Hello?
Yo, Amy,
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I'm in the slammer.
Oh, no.
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That's enough lip
out of you, moneybags.
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Just get 5 grand
and bail me out.
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I don't have
that kind of money
laying around.
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Yeah, you do.
You know the floor safe
where you keep 10 grand?
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There's 5 grand in there.
Don't make me wait.
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Hey, Bender, you ever
kill a man with a sock?
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It ain't so hard.
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(SCREAMS)
(EXCLAIMS)
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I'd better carve a shiv
for protection.
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Rodriguez.
These two brothers
bailed your ass out.
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Oh! Thank God.
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Tell me, have things
changed on the outside?
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Is food finally in pill form?
What about pills?
Are they in food form?
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Hey, hot stuff, I'm Larry,
the murder burglar.
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Hi, Larry,
I like your tattoos.
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Amy, that man
is a criminal.
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I'm just checking out
his tats.
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Sneato.
I have one of my mom.
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Want to see?
Sure.
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(STUTTERING)
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I just don't get
why you have to flirt with
every bad boy in sight.
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Quit exaggerating.
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Nobody move
or sweet cheeks
here gets it.
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(GIGGLES) Ooh!
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You're bad.
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(SIGHS)
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Mama said,
"Spock you out."
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That's it, Amy.
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Pardon my language,
but I have had it with you
ruffling my petticoats.
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You and I are through!
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(GASPS)
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Aw!
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Here's a little song
I wrote to cheer you up.
It's called...
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(SINGING)
Let's go already
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Here's to Amy, single,
lonely and fabulous.
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Thanks, everybody.
Looks like I'm
back in the game.
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Yeah,
the game of old maid.
(LAUGHS)
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Excuse me, sir,
are those yours?
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You're damn right,
and before you ask,
this is mine, too.
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(BARKING)
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Tough break, Amy.
Are you and Kif
getting divorced?
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No. Technically,
we were Fon-Fon-Rus,
so we weren't really married.
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Wow, the interesting
thing about that is...
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(SNORING)
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So, Amy, how can I
phrase this delicately?
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Why did Kif dump you
like a sack of
yesterday's turds?
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He says I have
a thing for bad boys.
It's so stupid.
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The truth is
often stupid.
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(COUGHING)
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Bender, why do you have to
be so mean to me?
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Shut up, baby,
you love it.
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Don't tell me
to shut up.
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You know what happened
to the last guy who
told me to shut up?
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What?
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(SIGHS)
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That was great.
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Shut up.
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Come over here.
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Remember,
love between a human
and a robot is taboo.
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We can't tell anyone,
not even our co-workers.
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Got it. I'll show
the utmost discretion
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as we get nasty
in this glass tube.
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I think I'm coming
down with circus-itis.
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I thought circus-itis
only affected children.
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Children of all ages.
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Bender, old friend,
what's on your face?
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Blood. You know,
shaving of the face beard.
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Amy, are those gear imprints
on your sweatpants?
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Uh, maybe. So what?
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Well, I only brought it up
'cause Bender's wearing them.
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(CLEARS THROAT) Uh...
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I stole them from her.
Yeah, that's it,
call the cops.
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Oh, my swollen feet.
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I'd better take my pills.
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Amy, I reckon sweet talk
don't come natural to me,
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but of everyone
I've ever dated,
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you are probably
in the top 10.
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Aw.
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You always say
just the wrong thing
in just the right way.
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Sinners! Robosexuality
is an abomination!
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This guy.
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The good book sayeth
a robot shall not lie
down with a human,
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nor do it standing up,
nor at any angle in between.
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Hey, he's right.
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I don't like this.
...in the good book.
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Look, a single mother!
Let's get her!
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(ALL SHOUTING)
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FARNSWORTH: Quickly,
into the ship's basement!
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Now then, as you all know,
the county fair is
approaching once again,
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so I'm preparing my entry
of pickled winds
and weathers.
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I've got sunny,
snow flurries,
hail with onions,
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even my grandmother's
cranberry-raisin typhoon,
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but no tornado.
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I'll be damned
if I let Mrs. Girdleson
take the blue ribbon again.
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That's why I need you folks
to get out there and
harvest a nice ripe one.
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This cattle prod
should help.
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How will that...
(SCREAMS)
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Get out there!
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Is everybody in position?
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What?
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Is someone talking?
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Okay, good! On three!
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One!
What did she say?
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Two!
Wait, I'm not in position!
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Three!
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I'm ready for
the countdown!
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I'm not hearing anyone!
Abort mission!
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She said go!
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(ALL EXCLAIMING)
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Good work, everyone.
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Honestly, that went
better than I expected.
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I just need to reduce it
down into this pickle jar,
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toss in a bay leaf to impress
those stupid judges.
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Hey, where's
Amy and Bender?
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They're missing out
on some hot pickle action.
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(AMY AND BENDER MOANING)
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Sounds like a muskrat's
caught in there.
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That's Amy's sweatshirt.
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And that's Bender's hat
from the Players' Ball!
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Sweet tornados of Barbados!
Amy and Bender have been
torn to shreds.
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(ALL GASP)
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Oh, the humanity!
Also, Bender.
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Uh-oh.
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What's going on here?
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00:10:02,680 --> 00:10:03,850
Uh...
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Nothing.
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00:10:06,020 --> 00:10:10,520
A pair of
deviant robosexuals?
Not under my roof.
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00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,060
What about on the roof?
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Get your mind
out of the gutter!
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What about in the gutter?
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Professor, there's nothing
wrong with robosexuality.
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00:10:18,950 --> 00:10:21,820
Yeah,
when the lights go out,
it's nobody's business
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what goes on between
two consenting adults.
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Or one.
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Thanks, guys.
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Everything will be okay
as long as my parents
don't find out.
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(SPEAKS CANTONESE)
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(WHISTLING)
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(DOORBELL CHIMES)
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Mom? Dad?
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Come home, Amy.
It your decision.
We can't make you.
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Attagirl.
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(WHISTLING)
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Uh-oh.
Not the innocent whistling.
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(DOORBELL CHIMES)
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Repent!
This guy.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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INEZ: Look,
we're your family,
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and if you can't talk
about your problem with us,
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that would be great.
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I don't have a problem!
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I'm in a happy relationship
that just happens to be
robosex...
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You finish that word,
you kill your parents!
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Low wine level detected.
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Thank you.
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Stop seducing him,
you hussy!
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Dad!
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00:11:27,430 --> 00:11:31,770
I'm attracted to Bender,
not this emotionless
wine bucket!
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00:11:34,270 --> 00:11:36,110
Hopes deleted.
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00:11:37,900 --> 00:11:43,570
Robotic brothers,
the path to robot hell is
paved with human flesh!
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Neat!
Over the course
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of this
escape-proof workshop,
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your software
will be reprogrammed
through prayer.
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00:11:51,120 --> 00:11:53,710
And by some
tech-support guys
in India.
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00:11:53,790 --> 00:11:56,590
But I read in
Esqwired magazine
that some robots
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are hardwired
to be robosexual.
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00:11:58,880 --> 00:12:01,720
Don't believe
those lies, son!
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00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:05,390
The only lies worth believing
are the ones in the Bible.
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00:12:05,470 --> 00:12:06,600
Can I get a "Amen"?
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00:12:06,680 --> 00:12:08,970
I'll take a-three-men.
Holla!
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00:12:12,230 --> 00:12:15,100
Come on, Amy.
Pick a male human already.
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00:12:15,190 --> 00:12:18,230
I want to be a grandmother
nine months from
five minutes from now.
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00:12:18,320 --> 00:12:19,610
Cut it out, Mom!
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00:12:19,690 --> 00:12:23,360
I'm not interested
in any of these gross,
ugly losers!
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00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:26,450
What about this gross,
ugly, smelly loser?
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Fry!
What you doing here?
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00:12:28,200 --> 00:12:29,540
I'm here to rescue Amy
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from her robosexual desires.
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If I understand
you correctly,
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I've seen the error
of my ways?
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Look at all that
awkward winking.
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It must be love.
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00:12:44,590 --> 00:12:47,430
My parents may be evil,
but at least they're stupid.
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In this phase,
you will literally wrestle
with your demons.
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Your shapely,
buxom, human demons.
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Look at the rack on that one.
I mean, that one on the rack!
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Good! That's real good.
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Okay, everybody
switch demons.
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No point in staying
with just one demon.
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Now, work it hard!
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Harder! Till the sin
explodes out of you!
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Mmm.
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Mercy. Okay,
the Lord's work is done.
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00:13:29,550 --> 00:13:32,350
Now, now, cuddle.
Cuddle with your demons.
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Amy, I wonder where
you are right now.
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I'm inside the dummy
to rescue you!
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Well, that answers that.
Wait... Amy?
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(GROANING)
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LEELA: Bender, be careful!
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00:13:50,490 --> 00:13:54,080
Fry? Leela?
You're in there, too?
(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
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FRY: I guess we should
have waited in the ship.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:02,630
Listen up, everybody,
246
00:14:02,710 --> 00:14:06,220
I love Amy, and I'm tired
of pussyfootcupping around!
247
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:09,680
I finally found someone
I want to spend
the rest of her life with.
248
00:14:09,760 --> 00:14:10,840
Amy,
249
00:14:13,260 --> 00:14:14,430
(GASPS)
250
00:14:15,850 --> 00:14:17,390
Will you marry me?
251
00:14:17,480 --> 00:14:19,310
Yes! Yes!
252
00:14:19,850 --> 00:14:21,100
(ALL CHEERING)
253
00:14:21,770 --> 00:14:25,280
Oh, I'm just glad I didn't
live to see this day.
254
00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:27,110
Hey, wait a second.
255
00:14:29,070 --> 00:14:30,070
(HEARTBEAT)
256
00:14:30,240 --> 00:14:34,790
No!
257
00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,630
So, it's a stone.
Is it real?
258
00:14:45,590 --> 00:14:46,840
Hooray!
259
00:14:46,970 --> 00:14:48,220
Hooray denied!
260
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:52,590
Need I remind you that
robosexual marriage
is illegal?
261
00:14:52,680 --> 00:14:54,220
Not in Space,
Massachusetts.
262
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,720
You mean
Space-tax-achusetts?
263
00:14:56,810 --> 00:15:01,310
No chance, stretch pants!
We're gonna fight to
legalize it right here!
264
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,940
Yeah, man!
You got to legalize it!
265
00:15:04,020 --> 00:15:06,570
We're talking about
robosexual marriage.
266
00:15:06,650 --> 00:15:08,070
We're talking
about lots of stuff.
267
00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:10,200
(DANCE MUSIC BLARING)
268
00:15:20,790 --> 00:15:22,920
Cool. Can you turn
into a race car?
269
00:15:23,290 --> 00:15:25,460
Nah, I'm just
a pre-op transformer.
270
00:15:25,550 --> 00:15:27,090
Thank you for coming,
everyone.
271
00:15:27,300 --> 00:15:29,670
We're all having some good,
clean fun here.
272
00:15:29,760 --> 00:15:31,720
Squeaky, squishy clean.
273
00:15:34,350 --> 00:15:36,970
But it's time to discuss
a pressing issue,
274
00:15:37,060 --> 00:15:39,890
the right to marry
who or what we want!
275
00:15:39,980 --> 00:15:41,270
ALL: Yeah!
276
00:15:41,350 --> 00:15:42,560
Legalize it!
277
00:15:42,650 --> 00:15:45,360
Every other couple
has the right to marry.
278
00:15:45,440 --> 00:15:48,190
Robot and fembot,
man and woman,
279
00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:49,990
man and man.
280
00:15:50,070 --> 00:15:52,320
Our poodle has two daddies.
281
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:55,370
BENDER: Interracial,
interplanetary,
282
00:15:55,450 --> 00:15:59,540
even ghost and horse,
but not robot and human!
283
00:15:59,750 --> 00:16:01,370
(ALL BOOING)
284
00:16:01,460 --> 00:16:03,500
(BOOING)
285
00:16:03,960 --> 00:16:06,630
That's why we're introducing
this ballot initiative
286
00:16:06,710 --> 00:16:09,340
to legalize
robosexual marriage!
287
00:16:09,550 --> 00:16:10,710
ALL: Yeah!
288
00:16:10,840 --> 00:16:11,970
Legalize it!
289
00:16:12,050 --> 00:16:15,970
If you hate intolerance
and being punched
in the face by me,
290
00:16:16,050 --> 00:16:19,600
please support
Proposition Infinity!
291
00:16:28,150 --> 00:16:29,440
(EXCLAIMS)
292
00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:40,620
As election day nears,
Prop Infinity appears
doomed to certain defeat.
293
00:16:40,700 --> 00:16:43,370
Doomed!
294
00:16:43,580 --> 00:16:45,000
More fair and
balanced coverage
295
00:16:45,080 --> 00:16:46,630
after a word
from our sponsor,
296
00:16:46,710 --> 00:16:48,000
No on Infinity.
297
00:16:50,420 --> 00:16:51,760
A storm is gathering.
298
00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:54,050
A storm of
robosexual marriage
299
00:16:54,130 --> 00:16:56,050
that will rain down on us
like fire.
300
00:16:56,140 --> 00:16:57,970
It's probably a firestorm.
301
00:16:58,220 --> 00:17:00,510
If robosexual
marriage becomes legal,
302
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:03,930
imagine the horrible things
that will happen
to our children,
303
00:17:04,020 --> 00:17:05,730
then imagine
we said those things,
304
00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:07,350
since we couldn't
think of any.
305
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,190
As a mother,
those things worry me.
306
00:17:10,270 --> 00:17:13,440
MAN: Vote no on Infinity.
Paid for by the
Farnsworth Foundation.
307
00:17:13,530 --> 00:17:16,990
We can't compete
against that much stock
footage of clouds!
308
00:17:17,070 --> 00:17:18,160
We're boned!
309
00:17:18,910 --> 00:17:22,580
But we still have one hope,
my big televised debate!
310
00:17:22,660 --> 00:17:24,330
I'm our A in the hole!
311
00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,420
Professor, who's debating
for your side?
312
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:30,460
That guy, you know,
I forget his name.
313
00:17:31,380 --> 00:17:32,800
That's him!
314
00:17:32,880 --> 00:17:35,670
Good evening.
I'm George Takei's
head and neck,
315
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:38,930
your host for
tonight's debate.
You may applaud.
316
00:17:41,600 --> 00:17:43,430
We flipped a coin
before the debate,
317
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:45,980
and Bender stole it,
so we'll start with him.
318
00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:49,350
Ladies and gentlemen
of the jury, I...
319
00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:51,480
Oops. Sorry,
force of habit.
320
00:17:52,940 --> 00:17:54,740
I support
this proposition
321
00:17:54,820 --> 00:17:58,660
because I love a goopy,
flesh-and-blood woman,
322
00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:01,160
and, not surprisingly,
she loves me.
323
00:18:02,410 --> 00:18:07,120
This is a simple
matter of justice,
which I'm not normally for.
324
00:18:07,210 --> 00:18:09,250
So, please, vote yes.
325
00:18:09,670 --> 00:18:13,090
After all,
our love isn't any
different from yours,
326
00:18:13,170 --> 00:18:15,260
except it's hotter,
'cause I'm involved.
327
00:18:15,420 --> 00:18:17,010
(ALL CHEERING)
328
00:18:18,010 --> 00:18:20,840
I haven't heard
such an eloquent speech
329
00:18:20,930 --> 00:18:24,140
since Bill Shatner explained
why he couldn't pay me back.
330
00:18:24,220 --> 00:18:25,970
Rebuttal, Professor?
331
00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:29,350
This $4 coffeepot
talks about love,
332
00:18:29,440 --> 00:18:31,860
but what he describes
is perversion!
333
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:35,320
You wouldn't know perversion
if it put clamps
on your testicles!
334
00:18:35,400 --> 00:18:38,400
You're just jealous,
'cause you've never
known true love!
335
00:18:38,490 --> 00:18:43,450
Oh, no? Back when I was
full of piss and vinegar,
and my bed wasn't,
336
00:18:43,530 --> 00:18:46,040
I fell in love with
the sweetest girl
337
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:49,290
ever to skip through
a field of posies.
338
00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:51,080
Her name was Eunice,
339
00:18:51,170 --> 00:18:54,210
and we spent
our blissful days
working in a lab,
340
00:18:54,300 --> 00:18:59,010
developing a poison to
wipe out that dreadful
posy infestation.
341
00:19:01,300 --> 00:19:03,850
I thought our love
would last forever.
342
00:19:03,930 --> 00:19:07,560
But then, 43 years later,
she left me
343
00:19:08,350 --> 00:19:10,480
for a robot!
(SOBBING)
344
00:19:14,400 --> 00:19:18,990
How could she do that
to me, her Farnypoo!
345
00:19:19,070 --> 00:19:21,700
That's it?
You hate robosexuals
346
00:19:21,780 --> 00:19:24,570
'cause your girlfriend
left you for a robot?
347
00:19:24,660 --> 00:19:29,000
She didn't just
leave me for a robot,
she was a robot!
348
00:19:29,160 --> 00:19:31,040
(ALL GASP)
349
00:19:31,370 --> 00:19:32,620
(EXCLAIMS)
350
00:19:32,710 --> 00:19:36,920
Oh, God,
her name wasn't Eunice,
it was Unit!
351
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:39,210
Unit 47!
352
00:19:43,510 --> 00:19:47,470
My heart was broken,
and like a bitter,
old picklepuss,
353
00:19:47,560 --> 00:19:52,730
I took it out on
robosexuals everywhere.
I'm so ashamed!
354
00:19:54,480 --> 00:19:56,860
At the risk of
losing this debate,
355
00:19:56,940 --> 00:20:00,780
I beg you, support
Proposition Infinity!
356
00:20:02,490 --> 00:20:04,450
Give me a hug!
357
00:20:04,820 --> 00:20:07,330
I, too,
am hugging them
in spirit.
358
00:20:07,620 --> 00:20:12,830
And now they're
hugging me back.
Oh, my.
359
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:20,210
In a stunning turnabout,
voters have approved
Proposition Infinity.
360
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:22,510
Robosexual marriage
is now legal.
361
00:20:22,590 --> 00:20:25,800
What's next,
gay robosexual marriage?
362
00:20:26,140 --> 00:20:27,430
(ALL CHEERING)
363
00:20:27,930 --> 00:20:29,350
We did it, honey!
364
00:20:29,430 --> 00:20:32,230
Finally, we can have
a legal, monogamous marriage,
365
00:20:32,310 --> 00:20:33,520
like everyone else!
366
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,270
(WHOOPS)
Yeah... Monogamous?
367
00:20:40,030 --> 00:20:42,860
MAN ON RADIO: And now,
a long-distance dedication
368
00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:46,910
from a squishy, green bad boy
to his pink pork dumpling.
369
00:20:46,990 --> 00:20:48,910
(MOTORCYCLE REVVING)
At number 12,
370
00:20:48,990 --> 00:20:52,910
it's Wailing Fungus with
Shut Up and Love Me.
371
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,580
(ROCK SONG PLAYING)
372
00:20:55,000 --> 00:20:58,920
(SINGING)
Shut up and love me
Shut up and love me
373
00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:11,560
Shut up and love me
Shut up and love me
374
00:21:11,640 --> 00:21:15,020
I told you where
I told you when
375
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:19,310
I told you how
And we'll meet up at 10:00
376
00:21:19,400 --> 00:21:23,990
But you keep on talking
Keep on yakking
377
00:21:24,070 --> 00:21:28,030
Shut up and love me
Shut up and love me
378
00:21:37,250 --> 00:21:38,250
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