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(CROWD APPLAUDING)
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As Mayor, it is my
deeply tedious pleasure
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to kick off the 83rd
or 84th Annual E-Waste
Recycling Festival!
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(CHEERING)
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Down in front!
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Sorry.
I get aroused in crowds.
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I will now throw out
the ceremonial first dump,
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this old,
inefficient vote-rigger!
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(CHEERING)
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These old doomsday devices
are dangerously unstable.
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I'll rest easier not
knowing where they are.
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So long,
overly complicated
Japanese toilet.
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TOILET: Please, not to
throw away. I give you
a happy poopie time.
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Sorry,
you know too much.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Seems like a good place
to ditch some evidence.
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Flexo?
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What are you doing
in a hazardous-waste bin?
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Haven't you heard?
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Us bending units
are dangerously outdated.
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We overheat,
we're radioactive,
we cause erectile...
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Who were you talking to?
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No one. Your mama.
Shut up. Take your pick.
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(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
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Scoop Chang,
New New York Times
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online podcast
blog comments editor.
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Mr. Mayor, isn't this
e-waste dangerous?
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Not at all, Scoop.
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Not after it's hauled
off to the third world
by an expendable team
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of minimum-wage nobodies.
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Good news, nobodies!
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Greetings, my friends!
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It shan't take long
to strip down your clunker.
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There's nothing wrong
with our clunker.
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Really?
Because we can smelt out
the deadly, deadly chromium
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to make rat poison
and artificial sweeteners.
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No, thanks.
We're delivering e-waste.
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Pity.
We're halfway done.
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This thing is 40% chromium!
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Gentle now. Gentle with
the hover dumpster.
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Ready for processing!
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What smells like
bloody sinuses?
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We burn your e-waste down
to the usable metals,
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safely releasing
the toxins into our air
and drinking water.
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(EXCLAIMS) That's the
worst thing I've ever seen!
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Really?
Then don't look over there.
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Whee!
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Okay, kids.
Let's play "find the shiny."
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(ALL COUGHING)
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That's even more horrific!
Is all the work done
by children?
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No, not the whipping.
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(WHIP CRACKING)
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Granted, we later learned
some positive things
about recycling,
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but a better solution
is to use our electronics
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as long as possible
instead of throwing them out
in the first place.
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I'm gonna start by keeping
my old cell phone,
even if it is outdated.
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Hello, Miss Turanga.
Your call to St. Louis
has gone through.
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Well, let's at least
throw this TV out.
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The batteries in the remote
are getting low.
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No! Put that back
and turn it on!
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I was just trying
to help.
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More on this
breaking puff piece
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after a word
from our sponsor.
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ANNOUNCER:
With the new eyePhone,
you can watch, listen,
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ignore your friends,
stalk your ex,
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download porno
on a crowded bus,
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even check your e-mail
while getting hit by a train.
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All with the new eyePhone.
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WOMAN: From Mom.
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A new eyePhone?
Forget this junk.
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Well, this is a fine
how-do-you-do!
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So long!
Sayonara.
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Bye-bye!
Good riddance!
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Yup!
Toodle-oo.
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Come on,
let's buy some
eyePhones online.
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Wait.
I thought we were buying
our eyePhones online.
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We are on line.
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But I thought
the Mom Store
was across town.
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It is across town.
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But I thought...
Stop thinking, Fry!
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I feel like
a mindless zombie.
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I wish I knew how long
we've been waiting.
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The eyePhone has
an app for that!
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Is there an app
for kissing my
shiny metal ass?
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Several!
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Ooh!
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No, the light!
I guess I'm off to hell.
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That's the store, Professor.
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(POP SONG PLAYING)
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Wow! It's that
obscure underground song
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that's constantly
playing everywhere.
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Hello, dearies.
Welcome to the Mom Store.
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The new eyePhones
are in short supply,
so please form an orderly...
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Out of the way!
I need...
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Move!
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Are there any left?
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There may be one.
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Okay, it's $500,
you have no
choice of carrier,
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the battery can't
hold a charge
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and the reception
isn't very...
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Shut up and take my money!
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The new eyePhone
is wonderful.
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I use it to check recipes
and send threatening e-mails
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to unauthorized
third-party app developers.
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Say, you're from one
of those ethnicities
that knows about technology.
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Why is it called
an eyePhone?
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I'll explain
after I install it.
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(SCREAMING)
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Neat.
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Now for the earpiece.
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00:06:10,740 --> 00:06:13,240
But my favorite app
is called Twitcher.
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(FRY SCREAMS)
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Twitcher lets you
send and receive
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short messages or videos
called twits.
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Why, here's a twit now.
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Hi, Mom.
I love you more than...
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AUTOMATED VOICE: Low battery.
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But don't take
my word for it.
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Unbiased-Reviews. Mom says
Twitcher is the killer app.
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And when I say killer app,
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I mean killer app!
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(SINISTER LAUGH)
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Ow!
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ANNOUNCER: And now,
another downloadisode
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of The Real
Housewives of Sim City.
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She needs to reset.
I'll say it to her face.
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No wonder
traditional media is dead.
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00:07:01,750 --> 00:07:03,790
Check out this
webisode of Hypnotoad.
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00:07:06,170 --> 00:07:08,710
Enjoy your outdated format,
Grandpa.
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00:07:08,800 --> 00:07:12,890
Nowadays, cool kids like me
mash up our own phone-isodes.
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00:07:13,390 --> 00:07:16,100
It's from the kidnappers.
My nephew is alive!
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00:07:16,180 --> 00:07:18,560
And he's in this envelope.
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They cut off one
of my dimensions!
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No! No!
(SOBBING)
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Oh, my God, it's Bender!
He'll save us!
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(RINGING)
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What's happening to me?
Is it puberty?
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It's a phone call, dingus.
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These eyePhones
are phones, too?
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Duh!
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Fry-lo.
Hi, Fry.
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Did you know these eyePhones
are phones, too?
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Duh! Hey, is it safe to
talk while you're flying?
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Oh, totally.
This thing's hands-free.
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That's how
I can eat this taco
and this spaghetti.
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I'm hanging up now.
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00:07:56,600 --> 00:08:00,140
Hey, check out this
Internet video of some idiot
crashing her spaceship!
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00:08:03,730 --> 00:08:04,980
You recorded that?
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00:08:05,060 --> 00:08:06,610
The eyePhone
records everything.
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00:08:06,690 --> 00:08:08,230
All I did was add
a laugh track
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00:08:08,320 --> 00:08:10,530
and twit it to my
10,000 followers.
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(LAUGHTER)
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That reminds me.
It's time to twit
my hourly twupdate.
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What's up, followers?
Fry here.
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(BURPS) Burping eggs,
scratching my
underarm fungus,
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looking for love.
Send.
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Underarm fungus?
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Too much information.
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It's exactly the right
amount of information!
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For years,
I've collected personal data
with old-fashioned methods,
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like spybots
and info-squitos.
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This guy sure loves porno.
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00:08:42,100 --> 00:08:44,190
But now,
thanks to Twitcher,
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morons voluntarily
spew out every fact
I need to exploit them!
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Target acquired, Mother.
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Fire direct
marketing algorithm!
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Do you suffer from
the heartbreak of...
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FRY:
My underarm fungus.
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Then you,
Mr. Or Mrs... (BURPS)
Need the soothing relief
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00:09:03,460 --> 00:09:06,080
of Mom's Caustic
Anti-Fungal Bleach!
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00:09:06,630 --> 00:09:09,380
Can I somehow charge it
to my eyePhone for
an additional fee?
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00:09:09,460 --> 00:09:10,670
MOM: Hell, yes!
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Hey, fatso,
stuffa you face!
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(GASPS) This thing
always seems to know
when I got the munchies!
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Attention, followers.
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It's free topping day
at the pizza place
across the street! Send.
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Duh! That's why we
all came over here
for lunch. Send.
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Greetings, followers.
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This is day five of
my solo kayak journey
around the world. Send.
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(LAUGHS)
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Can you believe 50,000 idiots
swallow that crap? Send.
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Oops.
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Wait.
You have 50,000 followers?
I only have three. Send.
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(EYEPHONES BEEP)
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I unsubscribed yesterday.
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I got the most followers
'cause I give the people
what they want.
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Like this video
of you doing karate
in your underpants.
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(EXCLAIMING)
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(GROANS)
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Help! Police!
Send.
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That is low, Bender,
even by your standards.
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My what now?
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Since when is the Internet
about robbing people
of their privacy?
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August 6, 1991.
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I'll bet I can get
as many followers as you
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without sinking
to your level.
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What do you say?
First one to a million
followers wins a buck.
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You're on!
(EXCLAIMS)
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Send.
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What happens to the loser?
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00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:33,630
Let's make it interesting.
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00:10:38,050 --> 00:10:39,090
(EXCLAIM IN DISGUST)
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00:10:39,180 --> 00:10:41,220
Why is Mr. Chunks doing that?
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00:10:41,300 --> 00:10:44,310
Because the loser of our bet
has to do a double somersault
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into a tub of
alien goat vomit.
(CHUCKLING)
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00:10:48,140 --> 00:10:49,810
Wait, let's make it
interestinger.
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Vomit and diarrhea.
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00:10:52,980 --> 00:10:55,570
Good idea. That way
we don't waste an end.
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It's putrid.
What do you feed him?
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What comes out one end,
we feed to the other.
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Also Indian food.
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Let the contest begin!
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00:11:14,540 --> 00:11:15,750
(SCREAMING)
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00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:21,680
(INAUDIBLE)
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Amazing.
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Some dumb bastard
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has nearly a million
other dumb bastards
following his every twit!
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Are you dumb bastards
listening to me,
you dumb bastards?
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00:11:43,070 --> 00:11:44,950
Why are you
so angry, Mommy?
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00:11:45,120 --> 00:11:46,830
Oh, I'm sorry.
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I guess I'm just
a little nervous
about my evil plan.
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You dumb bastards!
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You see,
the plan is about
to enter phase two.
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As soon as someone
reaches a million followers,
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I'll use them to transmit
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the twit-worm.
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Mother, you devious hag.
Tell us more about
this twit-worm.
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It's a very special
computer virus,
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for instead of
infecting computers,
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it infects
the human brain.
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I like it.
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The million followers
will become an army
of zombies
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eager to obey
my every command!
(LAUGHING)
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The important thing is,
we're a family.
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No, it's not!
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(MR. CHUNKS SNEEZES)
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Ew! He sneezed in it.
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Oh, God,
I'm going to lose the bet.
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I'm gonna have to swim
in the juice of the
Puke-Me-Poop-You.
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Don't give up.
You just need more
titillating twits.
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Trust me,
I want twits that tittle.
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Then you're
gonna have to sink
to Bender's level.
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Stop acting like
the Queen of England.
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(WOMAN SINGING)
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Who's that?
The Queen of England?
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Excuse me.
I have to... Someplace.
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00:13:06,360 --> 00:13:08,660
That was odd.
Where'd that
singing come from?
248
00:13:08,740 --> 00:13:12,120
It wasn't the goat.
All of its orifices
are in use.
249
00:13:17,750 --> 00:13:21,630
WOMAN: (SINGING) I dreamed
a dream in time gone by
250
00:13:21,840 --> 00:13:26,840
When hope was high
and life worth living
251
00:13:26,930 --> 00:13:30,970
I dreamed that
love would never die
252
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:35,140
I dreamed that God
would be forgiving
253
00:13:35,230 --> 00:13:36,440
(SCREAMING)
254
00:13:36,900 --> 00:13:38,810
What the hell is that?
Nothing.
255
00:13:38,900 --> 00:13:40,110
I'm not nothing.
256
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:43,070
All my life,
everyone's called me nothing.
257
00:13:43,280 --> 00:13:46,150
You have a boil on your butt
that sings show tunes
with you?
258
00:13:46,240 --> 00:13:48,360
Don't look at me.
I'm a freak.
259
00:13:48,450 --> 00:13:50,120
No, no, well...
260
00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,910
I've been ashamed of Susan
as long as I can remember.
261
00:13:54,250 --> 00:13:56,160
You named your boil Susan?
262
00:13:56,250 --> 00:14:00,420
A boil kinna have a name?
They also said
a boil kinna sing, but...
263
00:14:00,630 --> 00:14:06,220
(SINGING) Amazing grace
How...
264
00:14:06,300 --> 00:14:07,550
(SCREAMS)
265
00:14:10,600 --> 00:14:12,180
Ew! She's Scottish.
266
00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:15,930
I lance her every few months,
but she always grows back.
267
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,140
(WEEPING)
268
00:14:17,230 --> 00:14:19,480
It's hard enough
being a Cyclops,
269
00:14:19,560 --> 00:14:23,400
but if anyone
found out about Susan,
I'd be devastated.
270
00:14:23,480 --> 00:14:29,110
(SINGING) Amazing grace
How...
271
00:14:29,950 --> 00:14:33,280
Whoa! Gross.
Million-follower gross.
272
00:14:33,410 --> 00:14:35,580
Fry, delete that.
Delete that right now!
273
00:14:35,660 --> 00:14:38,370
What? Oh. Okay.
274
00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:46,380
(CHUCKLING) So much for
a pleasant swim in vomit.
275
00:14:50,930 --> 00:14:52,430
(COUGHING)
276
00:14:52,970 --> 00:14:53,970
(WHISPERS) Send.
277
00:14:54,140 --> 00:14:55,390
(COUGHING)
278
00:14:55,470 --> 00:14:56,470
Did you delete it?
279
00:14:56,560 --> 00:14:57,560
Uh...
280
00:14:57,640 --> 00:15:00,140
Thanks, Fry,
you're a good friend.
281
00:15:04,230 --> 00:15:09,820
(SINGING) Amazing grace
How...
282
00:15:10,610 --> 00:15:12,030
(BOTH LAUGHING)
283
00:15:13,490 --> 00:15:16,370
Hey, there she goes
in the genuine.
284
00:15:16,450 --> 00:15:17,700
Let's get to hooting.
285
00:15:17,830 --> 00:15:19,000
(HOOTS)
286
00:15:19,080 --> 00:15:21,000
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
287
00:15:21,370 --> 00:15:24,590
If it ain'ts
the world's number ones
Internet sensation.
288
00:15:25,000 --> 00:15:27,630
Where? Also, what?
289
00:15:27,840 --> 00:15:33,430
(SINGING) Amazing grace...
How...
290
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,510
(ALL LAUGHING)
291
00:15:37,180 --> 00:15:39,730
Play it one more time.
No!
292
00:15:39,810 --> 00:15:44,350
It's humiliating
and degrading to Leela.
Play it 10 more times.
293
00:15:44,520 --> 00:15:47,270
(SIGHS) I know I shouldn't
have twitted that,
294
00:15:47,360 --> 00:15:49,740
but not swimming in barf
might ease my conscience.
295
00:15:49,820 --> 00:15:53,780
But if Leela should find out,
her dignity sac will rupture.
296
00:15:53,870 --> 00:15:55,570
That's why we can't
let her see this.
297
00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:58,160
Leela, lock the door
so Leela doesn't...
298
00:15:58,240 --> 00:16:01,000
How could you do this?
(SOBBING)
299
00:16:11,970 --> 00:16:12,970
(INAUDIBLE)
300
00:16:38,990 --> 00:16:42,330
Poor Mr. Chunks.
At least he died
doing what he loved.
301
00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,420
He's in a better place now.
302
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:52,460
There,
I turned a regular board
into a diving board.
303
00:16:53,260 --> 00:16:55,590
Impending news, everyone.
304
00:16:55,680 --> 00:16:58,260
We're about to learn
the winner of the bet.
305
00:16:58,470 --> 00:17:00,260
Oh, boy, oh, boy,
oh, boy.
306
00:17:00,600 --> 00:17:02,140
(WHISPERS)
I hope it's me.
307
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:10,520
Wait a minute.
There's a chance
I could lose?
308
00:17:10,610 --> 00:17:12,280
That wasn't
part of the deal.
309
00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:18,320
Sweet Georgia Brown
of Kingston Town.
It's a tie.
310
00:17:18,410 --> 00:17:21,200
Since no one lost,
no one has to jump.
311
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,660
All right, a tie!
I win again!
312
00:17:24,870 --> 00:17:26,620
I'm a scuzzball.
313
00:17:26,750 --> 00:17:29,920
Don't feel bad.
At least you're not Leela.
314
00:17:32,840 --> 00:17:34,050
A tie?
315
00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:36,340
This worked out better
than I could have hoped.
316
00:17:36,430 --> 00:17:38,720
Now I'll have two
million zombies.
317
00:17:38,800 --> 00:17:42,600
Actually, Fry and Bender
may share some of
the same followers.
318
00:17:42,680 --> 00:17:44,220
All we can say
for sure is that
319
00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:47,310
there will be
between one million
and two million zombies.
320
00:17:47,400 --> 00:17:49,150
All I can say
for sure is...
321
00:17:50,060 --> 00:17:53,820
Now, stop getting slapped
and power up the twit-worm!
322
00:17:56,490 --> 00:17:58,280
(POWER SURGING)
323
00:18:02,830 --> 00:18:04,750
(BOTH LAUGHING)
324
00:18:06,160 --> 00:18:11,420
It's both
disgusting and inspiring,
like Jared from Subway.
325
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,960
Okay, I'm a freak
with a singing butt boil,
326
00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:16,550
but I'm still a human being,
more or less.
327
00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:20,140
Singing butts boil?
That's yesterdays's news.
328
00:18:20,220 --> 00:18:23,760
Like that giant caterpillar
what ate Jared from Subway.
329
00:18:23,850 --> 00:18:27,890
Nows us Internet geeks
gots a whole new
video sensation.
330
00:18:27,980 --> 00:18:30,060
So, my humiliation
is over?
331
00:18:30,150 --> 00:18:31,520
Who are you?
332
00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:39,400
And now, to create
an unstoppable army
333
00:18:39,490 --> 00:18:42,240
of between one and two
million zombies!
334
00:18:44,330 --> 00:18:46,750
Shouldn't you
wait for the weather
to clear up?
335
00:18:46,830 --> 00:18:50,710
No. I give you
the twit-worm!
336
00:18:53,210 --> 00:18:54,380
Send.
337
00:19:03,470 --> 00:19:05,760
I'm sick of my head
doing things.
338
00:19:05,850 --> 00:19:06,850
Leela!
339
00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:08,850
Fry,
I came to talk to you.
340
00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:11,060
No,
I came to talk to you.
341
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,020
It looked like you
were just sitting there,
but whatever.
342
00:19:14,110 --> 00:19:16,980
I am so, so sorry
for what I did,
343
00:19:17,070 --> 00:19:18,820
and I know I can never
make it up to you.
344
00:19:18,900 --> 00:19:22,660
You don't have to apologize.
In fact, I came to thank you.
345
00:19:22,910 --> 00:19:24,490
I think you mean hit me.
346
00:19:24,580 --> 00:19:27,490
Everyone knows my secret,
but no one cares.
347
00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:29,700
I have nothing
to hide anymore.
348
00:19:30,000 --> 00:19:33,000
Fry, thanks to
your selfish rudeness,
349
00:19:33,080 --> 00:19:36,290
a terrible weight has been
lifted from my heart.
350
00:19:36,380 --> 00:19:39,210
SUSAN: That's not
the only place you need
a terrible weight lifted.
351
00:19:39,300 --> 00:19:40,300
(SUSAN GROANS)
352
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,010
Susan and I are agreed.
353
00:19:42,090 --> 00:19:46,470
For the first time
in our lives, we're not
ashamed of who we are.
354
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,680
SUSAN: I was never ashamed.
355
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:50,140
Come here.
356
00:19:51,480 --> 00:19:54,520
What stinks?
Were you rolling
around in New Jersey?
357
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:57,190
Leela, I knew I could
never make it up to you,
358
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,030
so I did the next best thing.
359
00:19:59,110 --> 00:20:02,530
I put myself through
the same humiliation
I put you through.
360
00:20:10,870 --> 00:20:12,000
(SCREAMS)
361
00:20:18,630 --> 00:20:20,550
(LAUGHING)
362
00:20:21,760 --> 00:20:24,180
Aw. You didn't
have to do that.
363
00:20:24,300 --> 00:20:25,930
I didn't? Damn.
364
00:20:26,050 --> 00:20:29,180
Don't worry. By tomorrow,
no one will remember.
365
00:20:29,430 --> 00:20:31,470
Can I have another hug?
No.
366
00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:34,480
SUSAN: Hold your nose
and give it a go.
367
00:20:52,290 --> 00:20:56,750
AUTOMATED VOICE: Introducing
the all-new eyePhone 2.0.
368
00:20:57,340 --> 00:20:58,710
(CHEERING)
369
00:21:00,710 --> 00:21:02,880
Dumb bastards.
370
00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:38,120
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