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(LOUD BUZZING DRONE)
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BENDER: This has been
a test of the Emergency
Hypnotoad System.
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Had this been
an actual hypnosis,
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you would go limp and watch
whatever crap comes on next.
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Coming up next, Futurama!
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(SNAPS FINGER)
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(FLY BUZZING)
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Professor, my Fry-fro
is all frizzy.
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Okay.
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Well, that's all.
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Also, I'm covered
with severe burns.
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So? What of it?
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Well, why is
those things?
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(GASPS) You mean,
you don't remember?
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Nope. Nothing.
It's like when I
passed out in college,
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except no one drew
Magic Marker penises
on my forehead.
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Well, (SIGHS) I suppose
it's for the best,
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considering the unbearable
horrors you've endured.
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Let's never speak
of it again.
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It all began
a few days ago.
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We were
interstellar fugitives
on the run from the law.
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Fire all weapons
and open a hailing frequency
for my victory yodel.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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(ZAPP YODELING OVER INTERCOM)
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(SHUDDERS)
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FARNSWORTH: And so,
as you and Leela
kissed goodbye
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in a tender display
of tonguesmanship,
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we plunged into
a massive wormhole,
never to be seen again.
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Yeah, we're back.
(ALL CHEERING)
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Sweet coincidence
of Port-au-Prince,
we're back at Earth!
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Of course!
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That was the Panama wormhole!
Earth's central channel
for shipping.
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(CHUCKLING)
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How humorous.
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Yes, it's sort of
a Comedy Central channel.
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And we're on it now!
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I get it!
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(ZAPP YODELING)
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We've lost power
to the forward Game Boy.
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Mario not responding!
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Brace for emergency landing!
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Roger that.
Activate safety spheres!
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Also, mine has
air conditioning.
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(ZAPP YODELING)
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Yet, thanks to my
trusty safety sphere,
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I sublibed with only
tribial brain dablage.
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And the others?
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Right here,
behind this horror-cloth.
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Are they dead?
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No, no, no, no.
Much worse.
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(FRY SCREAMS)
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Move over, God!
Prepare for rebirth!
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(SCREAMS)
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Wrong switch.
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Come on, stem cells,
work your astounding
scientific nonsense.
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Fetal stem cells?
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Aren't those controversial?
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In your time, yes,
but nowadays, shut up!
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Besides, these are
adult stem cells
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harvested from
perfectly healthy adults
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whom I killed for
their stem cells.
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(GRUNTING)
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Hermes Conrad!
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(CRYING)
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Man! I'm dripping
with placenta.
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Good thing it's
Casual Friday.
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Amy Wong!
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Ooh! Baby soft.
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Indeed.
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Dr. Zoidberg!
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Hermes, my friend.
Let me cut off
your umbilical cord.
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(SNAPPING)
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Oops.
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FRY: And the rest!
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Hooray!
We're back in business.
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Over my dead body.
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Uh, never mind.
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(BENDER GRUNTING)
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Bender, are the
stem cells working? Ow!
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I'm dying.
(COUGHS)
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I need mouth-to-ass
resuscitation.
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I'm on it!
(INHALES)
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(BLOWING)
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(MUFFLED)
It's not working!
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(CHUCKLING)
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I die happy knowing
you fell for that.
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His power supply is shut.
He's flatlining!
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(BEEPING)
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Only one thing
can keep him alive.
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Possibly this thing.
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(POWER SURGING)
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Whoo! I've never
felt so energetic!
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(SCATTING)
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That's because
the doomsday device
I shoved all up in you
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puts out 50 gigawatts.
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That's 10 times
your recommended...
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Who are you,
my warranty?
(CHUCKLES)
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That was a good...
(LAUGHING)
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(POWER SURGING)
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Huh?
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For God sakes,
Bender, keep dancing!
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Keep whooping it up!
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(POWERING DOWN)
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You must burn off
the doomsday energy
as fast as it's produced,
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or it will build
to critical levels!
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(GASPS)
You don't mean...
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Oh, but I do.
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If you stop partying
for a single second,
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you'll explode and
kill everyone here
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in a fireball of melted gears
and splattered bowels!
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Sounds like a party, baby!
Ooh, yeah!
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Hey, speaking of
splattered bowels,
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can I cook you
a romantic dinner
tonight, Leela?
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Where's Leela?
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Is she okay?
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Why hasn't she acknowledged
my dinner offer?
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Something's wrong!
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She's not responding
to my poking stick.
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Poke harder, damn it!
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I'm poking as hard
as I can!
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I'm sorry, Fry,
but I'm afraid Leela is in
an irreversible coma.
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(SINGING)
Coma, coma, coma, coma,
coma chameleon
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(SNIFFLES)
My soul mate is gone.
Why should I go on living?
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Because
the pain slowly fades,
but the love is forever.
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Yow!
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But what if I forget
the sweet sound of her voice,
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or the moist touch of
her eyeball on my lips?
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Are you still hung up
on what's-her-name?
Move on already!
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Maybe you're right.
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Maybe I'm always right.
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"Build-a-Bot Workshop."
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It's time to start
living again.
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At least it's something
to distract me from Leela.
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Nah.
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Now, that I like
for some reason.
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(SOBBING)
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I like jelly beans.
Do you?
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I sure do, honey.
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Come now, Fry,
you can't live out
this sick fantasy.
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Not without our help.
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These security tapes
record everything
at Planet Express,
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including the ship,
shower and urinals.
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And yet, it still hasn't
stopped the elusive
bathroom burglar.
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Maybe he's just trying
to feed his family.
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Computer,
analyze tapes and extract
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personality profile
of one Turanga Leela.
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COMPUTER: Analyzing.
Analyzing. Checking
my eBay bid.
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(BUZZER SOUNDING)
Damn it! Analysis complete.
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Hey, I was nuzzling that.
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COMPUTER:
Attributes transferred.
Shoe size 12. Et cetera.
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Brace for
emergency landing!
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What?
We survived the crash?
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Oh, Fry!
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Party people in
the house say...
(GASPING)
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This is wonderful.
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The last thing I remember,
I was dying in an explosion.
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Yet, here I am in the flesh,
more alive than ever.
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Alive?
(CLEARING THROAT)
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You better
tell her, Fry.
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Tell me what?
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Anyway, my work is done.
I'm gonna hit the showers.
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(SNIFFING)
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(WHIMPERS)
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Nibbler.
Come, give Mama a hug.
(GROWLING)
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What the...
Bad Nibbler! Bad Nibbler!
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What're you doing,
pooper doodle?
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It's me, Leela!
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(SCREAMING)
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(CONTINUES SCREAMING)
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(PANTING)
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Am I really just a robot?
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I mean,
I have Leela's memories.
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Her opinion of gazelles,
majestic.
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Her emotions,
confused and hurt.
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I swear, I didn't know
this would happen.
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The only thing I truly know
is I love you.
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I mean, her.
Wait, help me out here.
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(DISCO MUSIC PLAYING)
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(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)
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Do the Bender!
Do the Bender!
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No, thank you.
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I said, do it!
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The truth is, Fry,
I still have
feelings for you.
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But are they really
my feelings?
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Am I just an automaton,
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or can a machine of
sufficient complexity
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legitimately
achieve consciousness?
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I agree.
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I need some time
to figure this out.
Until then, friends?
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Okay.
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Listen up, disco dummies!
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You just flunked out
of Bender's College
of Party Knowledge.
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(WHOOPING)
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(SCATTING)
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BENDER: Yeah, baby!
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Do the back dance,
do the back dance.
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(GROANING)
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FARNSWORTH: Good news,
everyone.
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I'm going to make
one final attempt
to awaken Leela.
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(ALL CHEERING)
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After all,
there's always hope.
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Really?
No, don't get
your hopes up.
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Frankly, she's just
a brainless mound
of scabs and puss.
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(EXCLAIMS) I didn't
need to hear that.
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No, and you don't
need to see this.
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AUTOMATED VOICE:
Wake up! Wake up!
Wake up! Wake up!
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(HORNS BLOWING)
Wake up! Wake up!
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Wake up! Wake up!
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00:12:06,140 --> 00:12:07,640
Well, that's it.
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00:12:07,720 --> 00:12:10,640
I'm afraid traditional
medicine has failed.
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No!
I refuse to give up!
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Wake up, Leela!
I love you!
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Fry, stop.
She's gone.
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Dr. Zoidberg,
can you note the time
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and declare the patient
legally dead?
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Can I?
That's my specialty!
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00:12:42,170 --> 00:12:46,340
As you all know,
Leela's living will states
that in the event of coma,
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her body is to be fed
to the wild cyclophage,
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a highly endangered creature
that eats only Cyclopses.
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Yup, that's what
her donor card says.
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Goodbye, my love.
(SOBBING)
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(BIRDS CAWING)
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(RUMBLING)
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The beast approacheth!
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(SINGING)
To the beat, y'all
To the beat, y'all
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I'm dancing a jig
with my feet, y'all
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Bender, cut it out.
People are trying
to have emotions.
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You think I want to party?
I'm sick of partying.
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Woo-hoo!
More partying!
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(BEAT BOXING)
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Quiet, Bender.
Cut it out.
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(BELCHES)
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Bender!
Shut the hell up!
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(POWER SURGING)
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Bender!
Stop shutting the hell up!
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Right. Leela's back,
as if I care.
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(SARCASTICALLY) Whoo!
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All right, Leela!
(ALL CHEERING)
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(SIGHS)
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Thanks. It's so nice
to wake up and see...
(GASPS)
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Leela!
Leela?
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Leela?
Leela.
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How is this possible?
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And can you believe
she wore a tank top
to my funeral?
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Shut up!
We got to get
out of here!
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(ROARING)
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No, you shut up,
we got to get out of here.
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(ALL SCREAMING)
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Yeah, baby.
Come on!
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All aboard the party ship!
251
00:14:41,210 --> 00:14:43,880
There's no room for
two captains' butts
in this chair.
252
00:14:43,960 --> 00:14:46,050
There would be if you'd
taken a spin class
253
00:14:46,130 --> 00:14:48,170
instead of lounging around
in a coma!
254
00:15:00,230 --> 00:15:01,310
LEELA: This is crazy.
255
00:15:01,440 --> 00:15:04,900
It's like I'm looking at
an exact robot duplicate
of myself.
256
00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:06,940
That is what
you're looking at.
257
00:15:07,030 --> 00:15:08,030
Oh.
258
00:15:08,150 --> 00:15:09,530
How could you
do this, Fry?
259
00:15:09,650 --> 00:15:11,910
(STAMMERS)
Coma... Sad...
260
00:15:11,990 --> 00:15:14,660
I have to go.
This is just too freaky!
261
00:15:15,700 --> 00:15:18,750
Please don't
get upset, Leela.
She's nothing like you.
262
00:15:18,830 --> 00:15:21,500
I have to go.
This is just too freaky.
263
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,760
I need cheering up,
Bender.
264
00:15:29,840 --> 00:15:32,510
I don't know,
do you want to go out
and party tonight?
265
00:15:32,590 --> 00:15:33,930
I hate partying.
266
00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:37,180
If only I didn't
have so much crunk
in my badonkadonk.
267
00:15:37,310 --> 00:15:38,930
Yeah. Come on, baby.
268
00:15:39,020 --> 00:15:41,480
Why does everything
I date run away?
269
00:15:41,770 --> 00:15:44,980
I love Leela,
always and forever,
270
00:15:45,060 --> 00:15:47,110
and if I loved
robot Leela, too,
271
00:15:47,190 --> 00:15:51,030
well, that's only 'cause
she had so much of
real Leela in her.
272
00:15:51,360 --> 00:15:56,200
I thought she loved me, too,
but, obviously,
I was wrong as usual.
273
00:15:56,490 --> 00:15:58,700
Wrong again.
You were right.
274
00:15:58,830 --> 00:16:01,290
Leela? Leela-Leela?
275
00:16:01,370 --> 00:16:02,620
Leela-Leela.
276
00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:04,460
I've been thinking, Fry.
277
00:16:04,540 --> 00:16:07,630
If I lost you,
I don't think I could
stand it, either.
278
00:16:07,710 --> 00:16:10,590
I'd probably build
a copy of you, too.
279
00:16:11,380 --> 00:16:14,720
As long as robo-Leela's
not a jealous type like me,
things will...
280
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,970
I'll kill you,
you slut-clops!
281
00:16:17,060 --> 00:16:18,220
(EXCLAIMS)
282
00:16:18,310 --> 00:16:19,430
He's mine!
283
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,970
Back off, missy!
284
00:16:21,060 --> 00:16:22,430
(BOTH GRUNTING)
285
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,860
Somebody do something!
286
00:16:29,940 --> 00:16:31,360
Here, take this!
287
00:16:31,570 --> 00:16:33,320
A gun?
Do I really need to...
288
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,240
Shoot her!
She's the robot!
289
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:38,030
No! Shoot her!
She's the human!
290
00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:41,160
But how do I know
who's the human
and who's the robot?
291
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,330
We just told you!
292
00:16:42,410 --> 00:16:43,580
Yeah, you idiot!
293
00:16:43,750 --> 00:16:48,290
Okay. Fine. If you're
going to be like that,
I'm not shooting anyone.
294
00:16:48,920 --> 00:16:49,920
(GROANS)
295
00:16:50,250 --> 00:16:53,420
Right between the lungs.
Man, that was close.
296
00:16:53,840 --> 00:16:55,010
(SCREAMS)
297
00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:58,050
(SCATTING)
298
00:17:00,520 --> 00:17:01,890
I'm a robot, too!
299
00:17:02,020 --> 00:17:05,690
Aha! That explains this
growth on your drive shaft!
300
00:17:05,770 --> 00:17:07,350
But how is this possible?
301
00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:10,020
Who knows? Oh, I do.
302
00:17:10,110 --> 00:17:14,360
Allow me to explain
what really happened
the day the ship crashed.
303
00:17:21,950 --> 00:17:23,370
I'll protect you, Leela.
304
00:17:23,450 --> 00:17:27,000
My love is stronger
than the vast majority
of explosions.
305
00:17:29,540 --> 00:17:34,300
FARNSWORTH: Fry did, in fact,
save Leela, though at
a terrible cost to himself.
306
00:17:34,630 --> 00:17:36,510
I tossed him
into the stem cells,
307
00:17:36,630 --> 00:17:40,890
but he just bubbled away
like phlegm on
a hot sidewalk.
308
00:17:41,180 --> 00:17:43,010
Leela was so distraught,
309
00:17:43,140 --> 00:17:46,140
she went all Blade Runner
and built a duplicate.
310
00:17:46,480 --> 00:17:49,230
Then, uploaded
Fry's personality
311
00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:51,730
from the urinal
surveillance tapes.
312
00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:53,230
I sure love Leela.
313
00:17:55,820 --> 00:17:59,610
FARNSWORTH: Alas,
in recreating Fry's
adorable jelly-belly,
314
00:17:59,700 --> 00:18:02,700
she had overstuffed him
with copper wadding.
315
00:18:04,500 --> 00:18:08,040
The inevitable
static discharge
electrocuted Leela,
316
00:18:08,120 --> 00:18:11,290
and destroyed
both of their
short-term memories.
317
00:18:11,670 --> 00:18:15,090
So that's why I'm so
amazed by these things
I already knew.
318
00:18:15,170 --> 00:18:16,300
FARNSWORTH: What could I do?
319
00:18:16,380 --> 00:18:18,550
I hung up Leela with
the other bone bags
320
00:18:18,630 --> 00:18:22,220
and went to procure
the final ingredient
for my stem cell brew.
321
00:18:22,350 --> 00:18:23,680
(FLY BUZZING)
322
00:18:27,230 --> 00:18:29,640
Professor, my Fry-fro
is all frizzy.
323
00:18:29,730 --> 00:18:30,900
My God!
324
00:18:30,980 --> 00:18:34,360
I can't believe
I'll never see that
particular Fry again.
325
00:18:38,610 --> 00:18:39,860
Hey, where's my shoes?
326
00:18:39,990 --> 00:18:41,110
(ALL GASPING)
327
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:42,200
Fry?
328
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,870
I'm sorry.
I didn't realize
I was already here.
329
00:18:45,240 --> 00:18:47,290
Wait, what's with
all the Leelas?
330
00:18:47,370 --> 00:18:48,660
Trust me, don't ask.
331
00:18:48,750 --> 00:18:49,790
Okay, dork.
332
00:18:49,870 --> 00:18:51,290
Listen, I'm going to
hit the urinal,
333
00:18:51,380 --> 00:18:52,750
maybe talk about
myself a little bit...
334
00:18:52,840 --> 00:18:55,460
Hang on. It's time
to sort things out.
335
00:18:55,630 --> 00:18:59,630
The truth is,
I love Fry. That Fry.
336
00:18:59,720 --> 00:19:02,300
And I love Leela.
Any Leela.
337
00:19:02,390 --> 00:19:04,260
We're robots,
and we're in love.
338
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:06,180
Let's ditch
these meat jackets.
339
00:19:08,770 --> 00:19:10,140
Whoa! Cool!
340
00:19:12,020 --> 00:19:14,060
(IMITATING TERMINATOR)
Hasta la vista, wiener.
341
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:17,400
(IMITATING TERMINATOR)
We'll be back, for our stuff.
342
00:19:20,860 --> 00:19:22,490
Why did their voices change?
343
00:19:22,570 --> 00:19:26,740
That's the one thing
we'll never truly understand.
344
00:19:27,080 --> 00:19:30,750
Uh, this is a bit awkward.
Or is it?
345
00:19:30,830 --> 00:19:34,460
I'm not sure.
I lost track around
the second robot.
346
00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:38,630
Well, you know how I feel.
I waited for you
for 1,000 years,
347
00:19:38,710 --> 00:19:40,340
I can wait a little longer.
348
00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:43,510
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
What a load a mush!
I've had it.
349
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,300
(POWER SURGING)
350
00:19:46,560 --> 00:19:48,680
(GASPS)
He's gonna blow!
351
00:19:48,770 --> 00:19:51,600
Party, Bender!
Party for your life!
352
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:53,480
No chance, high-pants!
353
00:19:53,560 --> 00:19:55,360
I'd rather die
and kill all of you
354
00:19:55,440 --> 00:19:58,070
than party for one
more millisecond!
355
00:19:59,650 --> 00:20:00,900
(ALL SCREAMING)
356
00:20:00,990 --> 00:20:02,450
The Cyclops-eater!
357
00:20:12,500 --> 00:20:13,620
(GASPS)
358
00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:19,800
Hold on, man!
It ain't like that!
359
00:20:31,810 --> 00:20:33,810
Geez. What does it take
to kill me?
360
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:40,860
Bender, you blew out
your excess capacity.
361
00:20:40,990 --> 00:20:42,820
You're cured!
362
00:20:43,700 --> 00:20:47,030
Sweet mercy!
My hellish nightmare
is over!
363
00:20:47,120 --> 00:20:49,080
I never have to
party again.
364
00:20:49,160 --> 00:20:50,660
Well, that's that then.
365
00:20:50,830 --> 00:20:52,410
We're back, everyone!
366
00:20:52,500 --> 00:20:54,500
Party!
367
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,000
(ALL CHEERING)
368
00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:57,580
Yeah!
369
00:21:03,590 --> 00:21:05,180
Whee!
370
00:21:37,330 --> 00:21:38,330
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