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Uncle Wong, Aunt, you are late.

Uncle Wong, you are too late.

We are here now anyway.

Thanks for coming, come inside please.

Have a seat...

Ah Chong Coming,

Thanks, Uncle Wong, Aunt.

Have some tea, please...

Have a seat.

- Kam Fa. - Uncle Chow, this way please.

Uncle chow, this must have cost you a fortune.

Not too much.

Old man Sung...

Master Sung.

What was holding you up?

Some minor business.

Uncle Sung, you are late.

What's that?

This is a pair of gold and silver wine pots. My family treasure.

Drinking this wine will increase your strength.

Really?

Yes, but keep it away from your teacher today.

Why?

Because it's his birthday, and he's been drinking too much already.

We have to hide it.

Hide it up.

Ah Chong, where should we put it?

l have no idea, Sis.

Let see...

We can hide it behind the Niche. Master won't find it there.

Good.

Pretty good.

There, it's done.

Don't let your master find it now.

Don't worry.

Where's your master anyway?

l don't know. Where's Master?

l don't know either!

Go find him, everybody's waiting.

Come, this way please. Good...

Master!

ls it funny?

Yes, play it again, Master!

Master...

Master, guests are all here waiting to celebrate your birthday.

Celebrate my birthday? Good. This is for you, and you, and you.

Thank you!

Here's one for you too...

Thank you, Master!

Please.

Dad!

You didn't bring a birthday gift?

l wanted to come with a valuable gift, so l tried my luck.

But it's not my day today.

How are we gonna to find a gift then?

That's all right, we'll send one some other time.

Master, you are back.

Thank you...

lt's my pleasure... Thank you...

Thanks for coming, lt's appreciated.

You're so strong at your age!

Hitting the bamboo rods, the nut pays his greeting.

The big hall is full of glad rags, and a big balloon.

The place is packed with heroes.

Sitting in the center is a tiny, short and fat old man.

But this tiny old man has a big repuation.

Don't think he's a nut.

lf you feel his fist, it's hard like a rock.

Who dares to punch him in the nose?

He can punch you like a rolling stone.

Be patient, l still have something to talk about.

Heroes and gentlemen.

The master has something unique.

lt's a Kung Fu called Drunken Fist.

lt's not easy to learn.

Start from the steps, then fists and rolling technique.

lt takes at least 30 years to learn.

A pot in the left hand, and a cup in the other.

Just like a crazy drunk.

But don't think he's drunk.

He moves to the right if you hit him on the left.

If you hit in the front, you will find him at your back.

He can turn you around like a fool.

The whole body is like a sponge.

Makes you not knowing where to go.

And makes a fool out of you.

He makes you extremly angry.

All right, save your breath, l'll get you some noodles.

Master, l want some birthday noodles.

Each by each, slice by slice.

Floats in the pan, floats in the bowl.

Looks nice, tastes good.

Noodles, fish, vegetables and eggs.

But don't forget the onion.

Happy like an angel, the more l sing, the more l want.

l am going to the kitchen to have some noodles.

Everybody, let us also go back and have some noodles, please.

Wait...

lt's such a big day, would you like to demonstrate your Drunken Fist?

Show it to your friends.

All right... l'll do it.

but l have to change into something more comfortable.

Let me go and get changed first.

Fine...

Practise Kung Fu physically and mentally.

Get to it.

Come and practice.

The eggs are expensive. l want you to catch them...

...not break them. Got it? Carry on!

Yes, Master!

Sister.

Hold it!

O.K. Be careful.

lt's too easy.

Catch!

No biting! Practice properly!

Almost got it. Listen carefully.

The book says it good. Stand still and stay long.

Strength comes from the heart. Understand?

Lazy boy!

Keep going!

Hurry up! Out of my way!

- Be careful! - l am being careful!

Hurry up... Keep going!

Soup bowl!

Broth Kie.

Old man, how's the weather today?

Good! But only for you, not for me.

Don't worry, it's win or loss.

Why don't you loan me some money?

Forget it old man, it's not your day, come back some other time.

Here, take this.

Thank you!

The entrance is over there.

Brother Kie, can you come over tonight?

l will, l will.

This way, this way...

Bet... Bet...

Hurry up, make you bets.

Get out of my way! l bet... Hurry...

That's it...

Kirr!

lt's on...

Ready, deal.

Win...

Bet...

Dealer wins

7, 8.

Crook! No wonder l lost, you're cheating!

Give my money back!

Go!

Get him!

After him!

Go!

Excuse me please.

Are you blind?

You bastard!

Get out of the way! lf we can't catch him, we'll come back for you!

Let's go!

He disappeared. Where did he go?

So strange, where could he have gone to?

Let's go back!

You bastard! You do have guts!

How do you think l could hang around this area if l didn't?

God damnit, are you getting fresh with us?

- Get him! - Hold it!

Hold it, Ah Chong!

Brother Chi-wai, it's you.

Ah Chong, what's going on here?

l accidently ran into these guys

while l was getting the soup bowls.

l bumped into these guys.

He kicked me when l turned around.

And threw me over.

Where are my bowls of soup?

That's hillarious!

Ah Chong, get back to your business.

l'm sorry.

How much do you want for it, my friend?

300 dollars!

300 dollars? lt isn't worth that much!

lt has to be!

Boss! What do you think of this?

What is it that you want here?

This is a pawnshop, right? What can you possibly do in a pawn shop?

He wants to pawn his worn-out shoe.

And he wants 300 dollars for it.

l wanna pawn my shoe.

No way.

What's going on here?

Take it easy, man!

Unless he gives me 300 hundred dollars...

everything will be all right if you kowtow to me three times.

No problem, l'll kowtow.

Old bastard! What do you want?

Just you wait and see, old bastard! l'll be back for you!

Master, what kind of Kung Fu was that?

Looks like it's the very famous

Grasshopper style of that damned Bill Chan!

Bill Chan?

Ten years ago, your uncle had some misunderstanding with him.

l helped your uncle to fight him.

He was using the Northern Grasshopper Kung Fu.

Who are you?

Brother!

Brother, are you checking the stocks?

lt's you!

Cougar, what's happened?

Nothing!

Nothing? Did you sell the goods?

l sold it all.

And the money?

What's happened?

Something did happen.

What was it?

l was robbed!

Who did it?

lt was...

You are telling lies!

Don't get mad, boss.

- Get out, it's none of your business! - Yes.

Did you tell him my name?

Yes, l did, but he didn't care.

Who stole my money?

lt was a long haired guy with a red face and a red nose.

About 60 years old.

l am Beggar Su!

lt must be him.

Who? Who is 'him'?

You don't know him.

Brother, we won't make much from this business.

lt's more easy to make money over at the other place.

lf l were you, l had become a millionaire a long time ago.

l am telling the truth.

Really?

Believe me. l won't lie to you. lf l do, you'll be punished.

l said it wrong.

Tell me, how is it over there?

You can eat all the delicious food in the world.

You can meet all the beautiful girls.

Then comes the part that l like the best which is... da di... da di... da.. di..da!

What's da di da?

lt's Pai Kau (gambling)!

Like you said it yourself.

Da di da... And you lost all my money!

No, l didn't. l'll be punished if l did.

What?

Not punish you, me l said.

l'll check it out.

What else about the place?

There is a book barn, and a beautiful chick.

She's the most beautiful girl l have ever seen.

Good...

Very good.

All right!

lt's nice, Kam Fa!

Kam Fa, the little master is dining with us tonight.

l'm sorry, l don't wanna go.

l think you better go, Kam Fa.

Right, let's go!

Chi-wai...

Sorry.

l mean it.

l don't like him.

What? Do you know what you're talking about?

lf my master heard you

you wouldn't be saying such things.

ls Master Su here?

Master Su is here, we'll try it some other time?

Uncle Yeung, my marriage proposal all depends on you.

lf you can forget all my debts to you,

then you'll definitely be my future son-in-law.

You have nothing to lose anyway.

l'll take master home now. Come over tomorrow.

All right, l will.

Come on, Master. Let me take you home.

Watch out.

This way... This way please... Please...

Pretty good.

He is such a playboy.

Very good, boss.

Good, very good.

Boss, can you give more?

- Don't be afraid. lt's all right... - Go!

Just a kiss, it won't hurt.

Damn whore. Shit.

Darling.

Don't be scared... Don't be afraid.

My god, help little master up!

Little master... are you allright?

l'm allright! You all get lost!

You!

Me?

You are sitting on my clothes.

l didn't sit on you.

What are you trying to do?

l'm no fool.

Girl.

You are Quite strong!

Go to hell!

My foot.

Don't be afraid, l won't hurt you. Get up!

What is this?

Following me?

Come on down, quickly!

l am scared.

You're still alive.

You go to hell.

Come here.

You... Go to hell.

Let me tell you l won't be dead so soon.

You go to hell.

You go to hell. l want...

That's funny.

Be careful, Master.

l better carry you home.

So heavy.

Are you allright?

l'm allright, but your Kung Fu steps need more practice.

lt's because you didn't work hard enough.

From tomorrow on, you have to practice the steps. Got it?

Master.

Chi-wai, l told you to kick the coconuts not the bamboo.

Yes.

This is fine. Do the three kicks.

Yes.

You want more?

Not enough, l want more!

You think a guy like him can make a living here?

He's good, isn't he?

Thank you.

Thank you...

lt's a nice place.

Very good.

See, l didn't lie.

Cougar, let's try our luck.

No, don't go.

Why?

That place is sinful.

But you said making money is easy here.

You can't get rich from that place.

Caugar, it's not that easy to make a living here.

We both are outsiders, you know?

l know, but l'm not interested in gambling.

You don't like gambling!

Of course.

Caugar, l'll go inside to bet for a while.

Dealer lose.

Bet...

Bet... dealer win.

Dealer is eight and nice.

Second hand wins...

These two hands lost.

Bet...

He's lucky.

Dealer wins two and lose one.

Switch the dealer, come... Switch the dealer.

Brother, you have won. lt's enough.

Wait, l don't want to go yet.

Master, l wanna piss.

Are you scared?

Brother...

Cougar, why are you still here?

lt's not that he doesn't like gambling, he just likes to fight when he loses.

Watch it with what you say, you've got no proof!

l do have proof, ask him.

Beat him.

Brother, don't hit too hard.

You are good, we can make friends.

We can be friends, but you have to

listen to me, all right?

l agree.

Listen carefully...

Brother, Brother.

What is it?

Nice chick, eh?

Pretty good.

Her father promised to let her marry me.

Congratulations. After l finish my work

l'll put on a luxurious wedding for you.

Thank you, brother.

Kam Fa, come meet my friends.

He is my brother.

How are you?

This is my brother Cougar.

Kam Fa, you must dine with me tonight.

l'm sorry, l will not go.

Kam Fa, you better be careful with what you say.

lf you don't come with me.

What? So what?

Kam Fa, behave yourself.

l don't wanna go.

Go, just this once.

You can go if you want to.

Madam Yeung.

l apologize for what they have done.

lt's all right... it's all right...

l'm sorry, l'm sorry.

Your daughter is very beautiful and intelligent.

Thank you, Thank you.

- Kam Fa. - Master.

lt's hasn't started yet.

This way please.

Who is that fellow?

He is the famous Beggar Su.

Beggar Su?

l've been looking for him all around.

How do you do, Master Su?

Who are you?

Don't you remember? l'm Bill Chan.

l'm sorry, l can't remember.

l think you do remember.

Master, he is Bill Chan!

Ah Kie.

Brother.

l wanna buy this place, where is your boss?

l'll go get him.

Beggar Su, now you know how good l am.

l have to take over this place.

l'll make you to be left all alone, with no family.

Brother. Uncle Kau is here.

Are you the boss?

Yes... What can l do for you?

Ah Kie, tell him what l want.

My brother will take over this place from tomorrow on.

No.

Why not? He is the new boss of my casino. He might aswell take over your business too!

No!

You can't say no.

Come on... Get the ribbon!

You can change hand!

Are you all right... Master?

l'm all right, l want you to know that

your hands must be fast.

l know.

Welcome!

Have some tea.

You think it's wine?

Are you by yourself?

How many do you think?

Two including me.

Kam Fa.

Have some tea, don't be mad.

O.K.

lt's all right...

l'm terribly sorry.

What would you like to have?

Let me!

How could it be! l'm sorry.

Coming.

l'll get it for you,

l'm coming.

l can't help you.

Your Kung Fu is good. You must help me.

Fists can't solve the problem.

lt's difficult.

What can we do?

Master, tell me what to do?

Uncle.

You're back.

Good, you can ask my master to help.

What is the matter?

l thought it would be alright.

But Kie wants me to give up the place.

How can it be?

lt's Ah Kie's evil doing.

Right, what can we do?

Where is Ah Kie now?

l'm right here.

Master Su, be careful.

Master Chan. Why did you come here?

Ah Kie, who hurt you?

Tell me staight.

Come on.

They did.

Come over here you two.

Who hurt him?

Master, it was me.

No, it was me.

Who? Who hurt him?

lt was me, Master.

Why did you do that?

Because he teased Kam Fa.

He deserved a lesson.

- Chi-Wai. - Master!

Kowtow and apologize to Master Chan.

Go on!

You think that would make it alright?

Give him to me, let me teach him a lesson.

Master, l'm responsible.

l'll leave it to you.

Good.

Chi-Wai!

The whole thing started with me. Punish me instead!

Kim Fa, stand aside!

Master Su. You let your students go outside to start trouble

and make up excuses when things go wrong.

You better give out your students now.

Or l will run out of patience.

Master Chan, this is a law abiding country.

The master has the right to teach the student.

Chi-Wai!

- Master. - Come over here!

- Master! - Kim Fa, This is none of your business!

Master Chan, please. Take me now.

You bastard, how can you...

Go to hell!

Chi-Wai!

Master Chan, now you must be satisfied.

Master Su, you're really something.

Let's go!

What's the matter, Kim Fa?

Who beat you?

Don't ask. You take care of him while l get some medicine.

How do you feel?

Kim Fa! How is Chi-Wai?

You go and watch over him. l'll be back soon.

How is Chi-Wai doing?

Good. He will survive.

You must be very angry at your master.

You're not my master!

Kim Fa.

You rather hurt your students than to to make trouble with others.

l would not like to have such a drunken man as my master.

Kim Fa, don't cry. l don't blame you.

You don't know how l feel.

l don't want your brother to die so young.

So l had to hurt him.

Master.

l feel terrible.

lt hurt me even more than you or your brother.

Sorry, Master.

Please forgive me.

Get up, it's alright.

Bring this medicine to your brother. Hurry up.

l, bill Chan always honour my words.

Me and Master Su, are friend for many years, how could l...

Are you saying that you're unable to help me?

l'm not saying that. Please believe me.

lt's alright.

Rent the place for me. lt will be a good deal for you.

You want me to kick out Master Su... That's very difficult.

Do not make things difficult then.

Master Su, please don't blame me...

No, l won't blame you. Don't worry.

You are an old friend. l wouldn't do a thing like that.

That means you promise.

Yes.

Alright then. When are you moving, tell me?

l will.

Good. Thank you, Master Su.

Take it easy.

Congratulations, big brother.

lt's all yours now.

That's my brothers business.

l've done the job for you

but you haven't done anything for me.

Don't worry, leave it to me.

You hear? My brother made a promise.

Hold it!

Oh!

Give it back.

O.K. Come and get it.

lt's right here.

Give it back to me!

Alright, l will.

Thanks.

Your Kungfu is no good.

Master.

What's the matter?

Master took my jade.

Here it is!

- Help me get it back. - O.K.

Here it is.

Master, have some wine.

Where did you get this cats piss?

You can go back now.

Father in law, l want you to have this gift.

No, l couldn't.

Two golden braclets and four gold chains. So how about it?

Oh no.

We're good friend. This is far too much.

These are all the l.O.U. i've recieved from you.

And from now on...

From now on what?

You can forget about them.

Are you satisfied, father in law?

Very happy indeed.

So now you can decide a good marriage day.

Ofcourse the choice is up to you.

lt's a deal then.

ls a deal.

- l'm off then. - Good, good.

Father.

How could you arrange my marriage without my consent?

Kim Fa. You have come to that age...

And apart from that...

He's got money and power. What's wrong about that?

You're afraid of his power!

Right, l love his money and fear his power. So what?

lf your drunken master isn't afraid of him,

then why is he staying in his hut all day

without seing any people?

l would refuse to promise!

You will ruin her life!

This is my family's business! Get the hell out of here!

Get out!

Sister!

Get out!

Go on!

Kim Fa. Please think about me. l don't really have a choice.

Think about it carefully.

Hey, where's big brother?

Tell me why you're looking for him.

lt's none of your business.

What's the matter?

lt's about my most important decision.

You should enjoy yourself.

Of course. l'll definitely going to get drunk.

You're really something.

But, l think...

You think...

l'm just saying that nothing is definite.

Don't worry. They've accepted the gifts.

Just remember that until you have been registered

you're not really the bridegroom.

Why is that? l trust Kim Fa.

You trust Kim Fa, but you shouldn't trust her father.

Her father accepted my gifts.

You'd better prepare

that something unexpected might happen.

l don't think so.

Like the old saying goes, there is always a chance, my brother.

l've not drunk such a good wine in years.

l'd better enjoy it slowly.

Master. l can't give you such good wine anymore.

But why?

Because it's very expensive.

ls it now?

Where did you get it?

l can't tell you.

Kim Fa. l feel uneasy unless you tell me.

lf she told you you'd feel even more uneasy.

That's serious. Why?

That wine is a gift for sister's wedding.

Wedding gift?

Who is the groom?

Bill Chan. The one who occupied our place.

This wine is a wedding gift.

God damn it, this is Bill's wine?

Yes.

Brother Kie, my son in-law.

Shut up!

Brother Kie, you...

l come to get you!

What for? What's mine is yours.

You old fox. Accepted my gift

but marry Kim Fa to Bill instead.

You had it all figured out

but, you won't get away with it!

But how can it be?

How could l do such a silly thing?

You've accepted my terms.

l can show you.

Take a look for yourself.

Right, brother Kie?

Look!

Come here!

Hold it! Son in-law!

Hold it? Damn you!

Uncle Yeung!

Chi-Wai, help me! Hurry up!

Get them!

That feels terrible.

Now you know...

l'll kill you!

Leave!

Master, how are you?

l need to drink some wine!

What can we do?

Hide yourself in the woods!

Sister!

That man is too good. Go and get some wine for the master.

O.K.

Kim Fa!

Brother!

Wine! Wine!

''This is a pair of gold and silver wine pots. My family treasure.''

''Drinking this wine will increase your strength.''

Ah, you're back!

Give me the wine!

Allright.

How come there's no wine left?

So it was you who stole my wine. No wonder your Kung Fu is so good.

You better be able to stay awake.

A rolling flute blower.

Throw it!

Ah Chong. Trees over trees!

That's Drunken Fist!

lt's no use.

lt's not Drunken Fist.

No matter what style it is, it's of no use!

- Sis, are you allright? - Ah Chong, how about you?

ls this yours?

l want you dead!

Don't fight! l want to...

You want to die!

That feels better.

Ah Chong, you allright?

l'm fine.

Ah Chong. What's that?

Flour for the soup balls.

Use rolling kicks!

Kim Fa, We finally beat him.

Ah Chong?

Ah Chong's gone!

Ah Chong...

- Master! - Too little wine...

Ah Chong's missing.

Master. Where could Chong be?

How would l know?

Ah Chong!

Master! Ah Chong...

Take it easy. He's alive!

You played it damn good.

Master. The wine was rather strong.

You've learnt nothing from me besides drinking.

Damn you, Chong!

Brother, give him a lesson!

How dare you?

Playing tricks on us... Get up!