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- Are you gonna cum, babe?
- Yeah.
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Yeah.
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- You didn't cum again.
- Yeah, I did.
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No, you didn't.
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I did.
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No, you didn't.
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Uh, stop, stop.
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St... stop.
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I haven't showered.
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I don't care.
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Tastes good to me.
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Close your eyes.
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Rafi, stop.
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No, Rafi, stop, stop. I
keep thinking about my mom.
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I just... I can't do this.
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You're thinking about your mom?
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She's not coming until
the afternoon, babe. Relax.
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Just stop thinking about your mom.
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I don't...
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♪ Throw your hands in the air ♪
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♪ Just throw your hands in the air ♪
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♪ Just throw your hands in the air ♪
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Stay. Oh...
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♪ My name is Ciara ♪
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♪ For all you fly fellas ♪
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♪ No one can do it better ♪
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♪ I'll sing in acapella ♪
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♪ Boy, the music makes me lose control ♪
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♪ We gon' make you lose control ♪
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♪ Let it go 'fore you know ♪
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This is a legit bachelor
party. You outdid yourself.
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- It's coming together.
- How much you pay?
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What? No, I use...
used Ally's credit card.
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- What?
- Hang on.
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Let me turn the music down.
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♪ Fire it up, bring the
roof down and holla ♪
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I said I used Ally's credit card,
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but I am going to pay her back.
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Taking the rich people's money.
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- No.
- That's what I'm talkin' 'bout.
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I really gotta give it back to her.
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This is becoming a problem.
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Yeah, I see. What else you get, then?
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Um, I got pussy stuff.
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This is comedy. Pussy straws.
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I also got a stripper
coming from Groupon.
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- Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
- Mm-hmm.
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You sure about the stripper, though?
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What? Rafi loves strippers.
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- His mom was a stripper.
- Exactly. Stripper, alcohol...
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- I don't know.
- You know what? Actually,
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We should probably order
her before it gets too late.
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I need your help, 'cause
we can customize her.
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- Okay.
- Get a blonde.
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"Get a blonde"? No.
A blonde's so boring.
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- Yuck. Gross.
- You're a hater.
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No. Nelson's a blonde.
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We gotta get a girl he could never get.
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What he can't get?
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There's a lot of girls he couldn't get.
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Like a girl from Long Island
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who had One Direction
play at her bat mitzvah.
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Couldn't get her.
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A Scottish lady who's
into Highland dancing.
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- Hmm?
- A Native American
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who's never been off the res.
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- I could keep going.
- That's mad specific.
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Is that even an option?
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No, but you can pick a hair color.
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"Blonde, black, red, bald, 'fro."
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- Red.
- Red.
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Okay. Breasts.
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- I like Bs.
- I like Cs.
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- What about Ds?
- Ds is cool.
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- What about double Ds?
- Double Ds!
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Fs!
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- F is the wave.
- F would be wild.
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- Let's get the wild.
- Okay. F.
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Oh, no. F is extra.
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Oh. Get the Ds.
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Get the Ds. On it!
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"Searching."
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"Ember"!
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"An Ember to remember."
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She knows when to hold 'em.
She knows when to fold 'em,
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"She knows when to sit on your dick."
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- That's a great brand.
- Great brand.
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Order her.
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Come on.
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Come on. Come on.
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Shit.
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Oof.
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- Hi!
- Come in, come in, come in.
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Hello. Hi, beauty.
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Hi. Oh, my God.
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Winnie, you look so different.
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Can you move back a bit, please?
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My personal space bubble's quite large.
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But you're not anymore.
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Doesn't she look amazing?
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Mm-hmm. Hey, who wants some wine?
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I do. What's the Wi-Fi?
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Oh, um, it's #blessed,
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smiley face, smiley face.
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- What do you think?
- I like it.
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- Of the house?
- But as you get older,
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you realize that less is more, you know?
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Uh-huh.
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- I almost died.
- Yes, she did.
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But there's always a silver
lining to every story.
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My kidneys nearly completely shut down.
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Yeah, but look what you got out of it.
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You dropped 30 pounds.
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I had to wear diapers for a month,
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which actually, I quite liked.
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I never had to get up
to go to the bathroom.
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Thank you.
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So Dad's not... Dad's not coming in?
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Maybe I should start a
line of adult diapers.
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But not for old people.
For, like, cool young adults.
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Black for evening.
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Dad is not coming
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because he doesn't wanna
see you in your dress
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before the big day.
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That's the groom, Mum.
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Would you shut up, Winnie?
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Ew. That's so gross.
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Wait, will you rub my feet?
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So catch up. Tell me about Bali.
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Oh, my God. I met this
guru, Ravana Shiva.
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Oh, he's amazing. He's
a spiritual healer.
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- Yeah?
- He opened me up completely.
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I mean, I was really stuck before.
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Like, he massaged my eyes
for, like, 20 minutes,
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and if he just touched my hair,
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I would have an orgasm.
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I would be laying on
the table and just, like,
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shaking with this full-body vibration.
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He would just... he
could... he sucked my toes.
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It was amazing. It was so freeing.
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Oh, God.
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- It's hot.
- Yes, it is!
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- It's effin' hot.
- I know.
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Maybe you shouldn't wear
a sweater on your neck.
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- Come on. What are you doing?
- I'm just saying.
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- No, what are you doing?
- This is a will packet.
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- I got it at the post office.
- Oh, God.
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It's always so effing
depressing when I come in here.
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What's depressing about a will packet?
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Every time I come in
here, somebody's dead
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or somebody's taking their meds
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or somebody's asleep on the couch.
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Well, jeez, I'm sorry that Joe died
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when it wasn't your timetable.
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No, come on. You don't
have to do all this, Coll.
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I'm doing it. I'm doing it.
And besides, it said right here
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that maybe I've got a good
five or ten more years in me
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- and that's it. That's it.
- Oh, Coll! Who said that?
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- A computer said...
- They said it right there
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- on the computer.
- That's a computer program!
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So that's it. I'm staying here.
I am not moving, all right?
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And I'm going upstairs to take a shower.
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I'm so hot.
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You have psoriasis?
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Five to ten years left!
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Gross.
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So you'd go to Hawaii
to go get a kombucha?
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Why don't you just go to Puerto Rico
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and do, like, the ayahuasca shit?
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My cousin does it all the time...
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Okay, guys! He-he's
here. Hide, hide, hide.
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Quick, quick. Before he comes in.
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Come on, come on.
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Yo, Carlos.
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Yo, 'Los!
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Surprise!
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Ay! Whoa!
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Teta! Teta!
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Titties in your face!
Titties in your face!
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Teta! Teta!
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This is your bachelor party
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in my house, courtesy of Bridge.
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- It's all her.
- Thank you!
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- You did this?
- Yep.
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- Coca Cola...
- Bachelor party!
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- A cup for my big brother.
- A cup? All right.
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No, I have this for
you. It's a pink penis
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filled with coconut water.
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- Oh, thank you.
- Okay. Let's get started.
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Nelson, why won't these things work?
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- Oh.
- Mum, do you really
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need to charge every single
one of your devices right now?
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Nelson's wearing the dress.
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Yeah, I do.
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- It's very tight.
- How is that possible?
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You're like a skeleton with a wig on.
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- Hey.
- Sorry.
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I'm very tired from the flight.
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Mom was in first class,
but I was in economy.
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No, you were in economy plus.
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Gratitude, Winnie.
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Oh! You look so beautiful.
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- Whee.
- Look at her.
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Yeah, you look like a painting.
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Actually, you look just like me.
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I was tiny.
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I wish your father was here to see you.
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- Don't you think?
- Mm.
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One big, happy family.
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I think I know what he would say.
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- What?
- "I am so honored
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to hand off my prettiest"...
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Stop.
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... "sweetest, straightest"...
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Don't do this.
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... "blondest daughter"...
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Oh, come on.
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"The one who, if she died,"
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it would really mess me up for a while,
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"and she does have a
job, which is good."
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Stop it.
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You are so funny, Winnie.
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But you know that we love
you both exactly the same.
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Mm-hmm. Fuck, it's hot in here.
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Can you turn the air con up?
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Ugh, I can feel my fat flaps chafing.
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My thighs are all wet and sweaty.
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Here, let me fix this.
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Ooh.
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You are so gorgeous.
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- I'm excited.
- You are?
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Yeah, I'm excited to... to wear this.
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- Yeah?
- And get married.
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I know! My baby, you're
gonna get married.
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- Mm-hmm. -
My little one.
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You're so beautiful.
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You really are so pretty.
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You're gonna be a bride, yeah?
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Don't you feel sexy?
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So feminine and sensual.
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Get off. It's hot.
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- Yeah?
- Told you it was hot in here.
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It is kind of hot in here.
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I feel like I can't breathe.
Can you help me get out?
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- I need to take it off.
- What?
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- I need to take it off.
- Really?
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Um, I don't wanna wear this anymore.
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Okay. We're gonna...
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- Can you take it off?
- Yes, I'm doing it.
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- Please hurry.
- It's a really old zipper.
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Winnie! Can you come and help me?
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It's stuck in the lining. See?
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- Let me try.
- Can you hurry?
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Oh, shit. Fuck, it's really stuck.
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Can we just pull it off really hard?
256
00:10:52,787 --> 00:10:54,327
No, 'cause you'll rip it.
257
00:10:54,407 --> 00:10:57,077
Hold on. Don't do that
breathing thing like that.
258
00:10:57,157 --> 00:10:58,987
- I can't...
- Hang on.
259
00:10:59,077 --> 00:11:00,867
I once stretched out a pair of jeans
260
00:11:00,892 --> 00:11:02,602
by soaking them in some hot water.
261
00:11:02,682 --> 00:11:03,713
- Really?
- Yeah.
262
00:11:03,738 --> 00:11:05,447
Just...
263
00:11:07,157 --> 00:11:08,447
One, two, three.
264
00:11:08,527 --> 00:11:10,617
Go!
265
00:11:10,697 --> 00:11:12,447
♪ Hey, ladies ♪
266
00:11:12,527 --> 00:11:14,657
♪ You wanna get it started? ♪
267
00:11:14,737 --> 00:11:16,987
♪ Hey, ladies ♪
268
00:11:17,077 --> 00:11:19,617
♪ Oh, you the party, hey ♪
269
00:11:19,697 --> 00:11:21,617
♪ If you the party, I'ma get at you ♪
270
00:11:21,697 --> 00:11:23,657
♪ Ay, if you the party,
I'ma get at you... ♪
271
00:11:23,737 --> 00:11:25,367
You a lying motherfucker, bro!
272
00:11:25,447 --> 00:11:27,987
♪ So where you at? So where you at? ♪
273
00:11:28,077 --> 00:11:29,907
♪ Ay, get it, get it, get it ♪
274
00:11:29,987 --> 00:11:31,787
♪ Get it, yeah ♪
275
00:11:31,867 --> 00:11:33,527
♪ Get, get, get, get it, yeah, yeah ♪
276
00:11:33,617 --> 00:11:35,527
♪ Get, get, get, get
it, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
277
00:11:35,617 --> 00:11:37,487
♪ Yeah ♪
278
00:11:37,512 --> 00:11:38,647
Her mood swings
279
00:11:38,671 --> 00:11:40,987
ranging from elation to despair,
280
00:11:41,077 --> 00:11:43,037
she describes dying as an art.
281
00:11:43,117 --> 00:11:45,197
- Mm.
- In her famous poem
282
00:11:45,287 --> 00:11:47,138
Lady Lazarus, written shortly
283
00:11:47,169 --> 00:11:48,761
after she and Ted separated...
284
00:11:48,827 --> 00:11:50,197
- Hey.
- Hey.
285
00:11:50,287 --> 00:11:52,077
- What are you doing now?
- Oh, thank you.
286
00:11:52,157 --> 00:11:53,553
... Sylvia speaks about her depression...
287
00:11:53,577 --> 00:11:55,907
That thing just said
I'm gonna live to 120.
288
00:11:55,987 --> 00:11:58,447
I bet you will.
289
00:11:58,527 --> 00:12:00,367
Oh, fuck, it's hot.
290
00:12:00,447 --> 00:12:02,367
... physical aggression, and many say
291
00:12:02,447 --> 00:12:03,803
this abusive relationship
ultimately led...
292
00:12:03,827 --> 00:12:05,447
Oh, shit.
293
00:12:05,527 --> 00:12:06,843
... to Sylvia's suicide.
294
00:12:06,867 --> 00:12:08,947
Oh, shit, no. Not that again.
295
00:12:09,037 --> 00:12:10,327
- What again?
- Depressing stuff.
296
00:12:10,407 --> 00:12:13,157
It's real life, Jackie. Open your eyes.
297
00:12:13,237 --> 00:12:14,593
I know it's real life.
It's also real boring.
298
00:12:14,617 --> 00:12:15,987
It's real depressing.
299
00:12:16,077 --> 00:12:17,737
Oh, come on.
300
00:12:17,827 --> 00:12:19,287
It's mother's milk to me, honey.
301
00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:20,787
Oh, please.
302
00:12:20,867 --> 00:12:23,157
She was a local, you know? Boston.
303
00:12:23,237 --> 00:12:25,077
"I rise with my red hair",
304
00:12:25,157 --> 00:12:26,907
and I eat men like air."
305
00:12:28,527 --> 00:12:30,287
What the fuck is she talking about?
306
00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:32,447
Oh, she's talking about
she's underappreciated,
307
00:12:32,527 --> 00:12:34,527
and you know what?
308
00:12:34,617 --> 00:12:37,284
She's still got it in her to
rip their heads off, you know?
309
00:12:37,417 --> 00:12:38,947
Oh, yeah, you got that from the poem.
310
00:12:39,037 --> 00:12:41,058
- I did.
- Oh, God, it's hot.
311
00:12:41,245 --> 00:12:43,237
It is hot. Oh, Jackie.
312
00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:44,803
- We're going to the beach.
- We're what?
313
00:12:44,827 --> 00:12:46,303
- Let's go to the beach.
- No, Jackie.
314
00:12:46,327 --> 00:12:48,197
- Yeah.
- Come on. I don't wanna go
315
00:12:48,287 --> 00:12:49,963
- to the beach now, Jackie.
- I'm getting your swimsuit.
316
00:12:49,987 --> 00:12:51,117
The sand sticks everywhere.
317
00:12:51,197 --> 00:12:52,697
You get it in your hoo-ha. Forget it.
318
00:12:52,787 --> 00:12:54,407
Where's your swimsuit? Coll?
319
00:12:54,487 --> 00:12:56,907
It's in my luggage right there.
320
00:12:56,987 --> 00:12:59,737
Your luggage? Where you going?
321
00:12:59,827 --> 00:13:01,077
It's from the river cruise.
322
00:13:01,157 --> 00:13:03,367
I haven't been able to unpack it.
323
00:13:06,327 --> 00:13:08,577
We can unpack it together.
324
00:13:08,657 --> 00:13:10,737
... drawn to Hughes, who she described...
325
00:13:10,827 --> 00:13:13,787
You want me to do it?
326
00:13:13,867 --> 00:13:15,077
Sure.
327
00:13:15,157 --> 00:13:16,787
- Yeah.
- You know what I'll do?
328
00:13:16,867 --> 00:13:18,037
I'll go out on the back porch
329
00:13:18,117 --> 00:13:20,657
and I'll fill up Larry's kiddy pool.
330
00:13:20,737 --> 00:13:23,527
You come out when you're done.
331
00:13:25,407 --> 00:13:26,807
Ay!
332
00:13:26,867 --> 00:13:30,197
Oh!
333
00:13:30,287 --> 00:13:32,487
Let's go!
334
00:13:32,577 --> 00:13:34,197
Ay! Ay!
335
00:13:37,617 --> 00:13:39,197
No!
336
00:13:39,287 --> 00:13:40,577
Ah!
337
00:13:43,157 --> 00:13:44,503
You should be wearing this shit, though.
338
00:13:44,527 --> 00:13:46,117
"Hola, wife. Adiós, life." Hola, wife.
339
00:13:46,197 --> 00:13:48,037
Okay, everyone. Listen up.
340
00:13:48,117 --> 00:13:49,303
It's time to give Rafi advice.
341
00:13:49,327 --> 00:13:51,466
You gotta give Rafi
some advice as he embarks
342
00:13:51,491 --> 00:13:53,407
- on this journey.
- No. Boo. Nah.
343
00:13:53,487 --> 00:13:55,367
- You're first.
- Uh...
344
00:13:55,447 --> 00:13:57,697
now that you're getting married,
345
00:13:57,787 --> 00:14:00,577
next time, don't send a
picture of Nelson's tits,
346
00:14:00,657 --> 00:14:02,327
because I can't unsee these no more.
347
00:14:02,407 --> 00:14:03,883
What? That's not...
348
00:14:03,907 --> 00:14:05,001
- I don't like that shit.
- Stop.
349
00:14:05,025 --> 00:14:07,987
- That's so fucked up.
- We weren't serious yet.
350
00:14:08,077 --> 00:14:09,463
- I mean, you're kind of right.
- Yo, delete that shit.
351
00:14:09,487 --> 00:14:11,867
I mean, I masturbated to
those tits so many times.
352
00:14:11,947 --> 00:14:13,327
- You what?
- What?
353
00:14:17,237 --> 00:14:18,237
I'm just kidding.
354
00:14:19,827 --> 00:14:23,327
Ay!
355
00:14:23,407 --> 00:14:24,947
- They ain't even that nice.
- Stop.
356
00:14:25,037 --> 00:14:26,383
No, they're nice. She's so beautiful.
357
00:14:26,407 --> 00:14:27,987
Yo, Carlos, you see what you did?
358
00:14:28,077 --> 00:14:29,263
- Change the subject.
- Yeah, she's beautiful.
359
00:14:29,287 --> 00:14:31,327
She's hot. She's hot, but, like...
360
00:14:31,407 --> 00:14:33,673
I like Nelson, but just...
nah, y'all are laughing at shit,
361
00:14:33,697 --> 00:14:35,737
but, like, if that
white South African bitch
362
00:14:35,827 --> 00:14:37,047
do some shit to you, I'll, like...
363
00:14:38,867 --> 00:14:40,263
Like, I'll fucking kill
that bitch like it's no...
364
00:14:40,287 --> 00:14:42,037
- She's South African?
- Australian.
365
00:14:42,117 --> 00:14:44,144
Whatever, but, like, I support you,
366
00:14:44,169 --> 00:14:46,947
and you, you...
367
00:14:47,037 --> 00:14:48,287
you're worth love.
368
00:14:48,367 --> 00:14:50,617
That's all I gotta
say. You're worth love.
369
00:14:50,697 --> 00:14:52,284
- That means so much to me.
- I love you, Rafi.
370
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:54,628
- I love you, sis. All right?
- Okay, I'll go next.
371
00:14:54,652 --> 00:14:55,924
- My turn.
- Oh, no.
372
00:14:55,940 --> 00:14:57,860
I feel like I'm giving away the bride.
373
00:14:57,940 --> 00:14:59,940
Um...
374
00:15:00,701 --> 00:15:01,911
no, for real, though.
375
00:15:01,936 --> 00:15:03,436
I was thinking about it earlier,
376
00:15:03,461 --> 00:15:05,052
and I was thinking about the time
377
00:15:05,076 --> 00:15:06,560
when I was eight months pregnant,
378
00:15:06,585 --> 00:15:08,682
you were passed out on the
one piece of furniture we had
379
00:15:08,706 --> 00:15:10,576
and you told me you had the flu.
380
00:15:10,656 --> 00:15:13,116
But really, you were high on syrup.
381
00:15:13,206 --> 00:15:15,996
Uh, and I was thinking about the time
382
00:15:16,076 --> 00:15:19,116
you needed to go get
that OxyContin or whatever
383
00:15:19,206 --> 00:15:21,406
from that guy in Maryland... Baltimore,
384
00:15:21,496 --> 00:15:23,066
and you were begging
me to come with you,
385
00:15:23,090 --> 00:15:24,604
but my grandma was in the hospital.
386
00:15:24,629 --> 00:15:25,874
You were like, "Baby, I
need you. I just need you."
387
00:15:25,898 --> 00:15:27,174
I can't be away from you,"
388
00:15:27,206 --> 00:15:29,916
and so I went with you instead
of visiting my grandmother.
389
00:15:29,996 --> 00:15:31,996
Remember?
390
00:15:34,786 --> 00:15:37,366
And then she died.
391
00:15:37,456 --> 00:15:39,342
And then I was thinking about the time
392
00:15:39,366 --> 00:15:43,189
that... I mean, the many times,
393
00:15:43,214 --> 00:15:45,111
but this one stood out in particular,
394
00:15:45,136 --> 00:15:48,706
where I locked myself in our
room with all that takeout
395
00:15:48,831 --> 00:15:50,976
and hundreds of dollars'
worth of groceries.
396
00:15:51,056 --> 00:15:53,056
And you dragged me out
397
00:15:53,136 --> 00:15:54,869
and you made me go to
the Museum of Fine Arts
398
00:15:54,893 --> 00:15:56,516
even though you hate art
399
00:15:56,596 --> 00:15:59,136
'cause you knew that was what I needed.
400
00:15:59,226 --> 00:16:01,936
And so we've seen each
other at our worst,
401
00:16:02,016 --> 00:16:03,976
at our shittiest,
402
00:16:04,056 --> 00:16:06,096
and yet, here we are...
403
00:16:06,176 --> 00:16:09,476
you know, doing the boob race
and pin the hair on the pussy
404
00:16:09,556 --> 00:16:11,686
and all of us here together.
405
00:16:11,766 --> 00:16:13,585
Just, my point is that
406
00:16:13,695 --> 00:16:15,085
we've been through some shit
407
00:16:15,110 --> 00:16:18,528
and never gave up on each other.
408
00:16:18,626 --> 00:16:20,956
And... you're such a good dad.
409
00:16:20,981 --> 00:16:22,441
You need some tissue?
410
00:16:22,466 --> 00:16:23,843
Cheers.
411
00:16:23,868 --> 00:16:25,828
- Salud!
- Yeah, salud, salud, salud.
412
00:16:25,853 --> 00:16:27,931
- I love you so much.
- I love you too.
413
00:16:27,968 --> 00:16:30,628
- I'm here for you forever.
- Cheers. Me too.
414
00:16:30,718 --> 00:16:33,088
But I wanna tell y'all about the time...
415
00:16:33,178 --> 00:16:36,810
that he shit his pants
in fucking Target.
416
00:16:36,880 --> 00:16:38,152
- Get the fuck out of here.
- In Target!
417
00:16:38,176 --> 00:16:39,677
- You wish.
- It's 'cause of
418
00:16:39,702 --> 00:16:42,154
all the supplements you
take. It's not good for you.
419
00:16:42,179 --> 00:16:43,665
Yo, Raf, you had white
tighty-whities on...
420
00:16:45,479 --> 00:16:47,559
- That shit is real.
- I did not hear that story.
421
00:16:47,639 --> 00:16:49,825
- The fuck, Raf?
- You need some more?
422
00:16:49,849 --> 00:16:52,019
Um, I need to slow down.
I need to slow down.
423
00:16:52,099 --> 00:16:53,575
Yeah, slow it down,
424
00:16:53,599 --> 00:16:55,769
slow it down.
425
00:17:43,179 --> 00:17:44,700
Coll?
426
00:17:44,725 --> 00:17:45,889
Yeah?
427
00:17:45,979 --> 00:17:47,849
I found this in your suitcase.
428
00:17:47,939 --> 00:17:49,639
Oh, yeah? What's that?
429
00:17:49,729 --> 00:17:51,439
It's from Joe.
430
00:17:54,439 --> 00:17:56,889
Oh, Jack. I don't know if I can do it.
431
00:17:59,939 --> 00:18:01,599
I can't, Jack.
432
00:18:01,689 --> 00:18:03,639
You read it.
433
00:18:14,389 --> 00:18:16,059
Jackie! Read it out loud.
434
00:18:16,139 --> 00:18:18,729
Well, I wanted to make sure
that there wasn't anything
435
00:18:18,809 --> 00:18:20,139
in it that would upset you, or...
436
00:18:20,229 --> 00:18:22,479
"Dear Colleen"...
437
00:18:22,559 --> 00:18:26,849
"Imagine a happy group of
morons carrying brick"...
438
00:18:28,809 --> 00:18:30,889
... "day in and day out.
439
00:18:30,979 --> 00:18:34,179
One day, one of the morons realizes
440
00:18:34,269 --> 00:18:36,809
he can't carry his bricks anymore,
441
00:18:36,889 --> 00:18:41,769
so another moron generously
takes on his load.
442
00:18:41,849 --> 00:18:44,889
We are the morons.
443
00:18:44,979 --> 00:18:48,559
I read that in a book once, Coll.
444
00:18:48,639 --> 00:18:52,229
I'm sorry you had to take
care of me all these years.
445
00:18:52,309 --> 00:18:54,889
The truth is, I've
been planning to do this
446
00:18:54,979 --> 00:18:59,099
since the second time I
got out of the hospital.
447
00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,269
But I selfishly wanted
448
00:19:01,349 --> 00:19:05,689
to spend more time with you.
449
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:07,559
But you're free now.
450
00:19:07,639 --> 00:19:10,729
Make your next chapter all for you.
451
00:19:10,809 --> 00:19:12,849
Don't wait.
452
00:19:12,939 --> 00:19:15,269
"Me and God are watching."
453
00:19:27,486 --> 00:19:30,949
♪ Give me expert sexy women,
manicure, pedicure... ♪
454
00:19:31,019 --> 00:19:32,689
Bridge. The stripper, where is she?
455
00:19:32,769 --> 00:19:34,639
She's coming soon.
456
00:19:34,729 --> 00:19:37,849
- I ordered her.
- You said that an hour ago.
457
00:19:37,939 --> 00:19:40,179
She should be here. Just chill.
458
00:19:46,689 --> 00:19:49,035
That's... that's a virus.
That's what they call a virus.
459
00:19:51,139 --> 00:19:53,729
♪ Kiss me all night ♪
460
00:19:53,809 --> 00:19:57,979
♪ If you play your cards
right, play your cards... ♪
461
00:19:58,004 --> 00:19:59,544
Hey, did you get... oh!
462
00:19:59,689 --> 00:20:01,075
Fuck that fucking stripper.
463
00:20:01,099 --> 00:20:02,809
Maybe we need a warmup act, huh?
464
00:20:02,889 --> 00:20:04,519
- Yeah!
- Turn on the music.
465
00:20:04,599 --> 00:20:06,778
Come on.
466
00:20:06,803 --> 00:20:10,763
Yeah! You the one!
467
00:20:10,788 --> 00:20:12,458
Now get your fucking money out.
468
00:20:12,589 --> 00:20:14,669
Party's starting now!
Take it off, take it off!
469
00:20:14,979 --> 00:20:16,889
Yeah!
470
00:20:17,019 --> 00:20:19,099
And I'm not talking about ones!
471
00:20:19,179 --> 00:20:20,889
All right, you're...
you're almost there.
472
00:20:20,979 --> 00:20:23,455
You're almost there.
Whoo! There it goes.
473
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:26,641
- Get it, Bridgette!
- A girls gotta live, right?
474
00:20:26,666 --> 00:20:28,689
Nah. You gonna get all my money, Bridge.
475
00:20:28,769 --> 00:20:30,769
Oh! Abuelita panties is on!
476
00:20:30,849 --> 00:20:32,935
- Granny panties!
- I got 20 for that. Yeah!
477
00:20:32,960 --> 00:20:34,943
Where's your money, huh?
Huh? Where's your money?
478
00:20:34,968 --> 00:20:37,639
Oh, but you're broke as fuck, huh?
479
00:20:37,729 --> 00:20:39,285
Yeah, you want some of this?
480
00:20:39,309 --> 00:20:41,639
I'm putting on a show for you.
481
00:20:41,729 --> 00:20:43,519
- Oh, yeah!
- You said you'd give me
482
00:20:43,599 --> 00:20:45,439
everything I need, right?
483
00:21:19,019 --> 00:21:20,689
Bridgette.
484
00:21:20,769 --> 00:21:22,229
Bridgette. Stop.
485
00:21:22,309 --> 00:21:24,939
Oh! Are you okay?
486
00:21:25,019 --> 00:21:27,439
Get the fuck away from me.
487
00:21:27,519 --> 00:21:29,729
A girl's gotta do what
she's gotta do, right?
488
00:21:29,809 --> 00:21:31,389
- Right.
- Who wants a dance?
489
00:21:31,479 --> 00:21:32,939
Stop it, Bridge.
490
00:21:33,019 --> 00:21:34,495
What? I'm just trying to make a living.
491
00:21:34,519 --> 00:21:37,309
I'm just trying to put
my kid through preschool.
492
00:21:37,389 --> 00:21:39,389
- Stop.
- What?
493
00:21:39,414 --> 00:21:41,374
- Bridgette, stop.
- You stop.
494
00:21:41,399 --> 00:21:42,455
- Stop it, Bridgette.
- Stop what?
495
00:21:42,479 --> 00:21:43,660
- Bridgette.
- Stop what?
496
00:21:43,685 --> 00:21:44,934
Oh, why? You wanna buy a ring
497
00:21:44,959 --> 00:21:46,210
instead of sending Larry to preschool?
498
00:21:46,234 --> 00:21:48,296
You want our kid not to
go to the good preschool...
499
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:49,719
- Bridgette, you're drunk!
- So you can buy a fucking diamond ring?
500
00:21:49,743 --> 00:21:51,203
What the fuck was that? I just saw!
501
00:21:51,328 --> 00:21:52,983
- Stop it. You're drunk.
- I just fucking saw.
502
00:21:53,007 --> 00:21:55,207
- Turn that music off.
- Four thousand dollars?
503
00:21:55,240 --> 00:21:56,400
You're so fucked up.
504
00:21:56,425 --> 00:21:57,885
You're fucked up.
505
00:21:57,910 --> 00:21:59,910
Fuck you.
506
00:22:05,797 --> 00:22:07,507
- Hi!
- Hi.
507
00:22:07,587 --> 00:22:09,627
- This the bachelor party?
- They're inside.
508
00:22:09,717 --> 00:22:10,837
- Okay, thanks.
- Yeah.
509
00:22:10,917 --> 00:22:12,507
Hey!
510
00:22:12,587 --> 00:22:15,749
- Hey!
- Hey, baby.
511
00:22:15,828 --> 00:22:17,408
Feeling lucky today?
512
00:22:17,488 --> 00:22:19,328
Pick a card, any card.
513
00:22:19,408 --> 00:22:21,538
Why don't you pick a card? Don't be shy.
514
00:22:21,563 --> 00:22:23,358
Let me see what's under that pillow.
515
00:22:23,383 --> 00:22:25,973
- Oh, yeah!
- It's my lucky day.
516
00:22:25,998 --> 00:22:28,168
Oh, stop that shit. You
make me blush and shit.
517
00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,083
I'll see you later. Hey!
518
00:22:30,108 --> 00:22:31,698
No, thank you. I'm out.
519
00:22:31,788 --> 00:22:33,408
Bridgette?
520
00:22:33,488 --> 00:22:35,328
Oh, my God. Jill, hi!
521
00:22:35,353 --> 00:22:37,954
- Bridgette?
- Oh, I'm so happy to see you.
522
00:22:37,979 --> 00:22:39,502
- Oh, my God. What the fuck?
- You have no idea.
523
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,276
I've had such a fucked up day.
524
00:22:42,095 --> 00:22:43,845
Oh, you guys, this is my friend Jill.
525
00:22:43,925 --> 00:22:46,175
We were in the same incest
survivors group in rehab.
526
00:22:46,255 --> 00:22:48,845
- Don't.
- It was just a workshop.
527
00:22:48,925 --> 00:22:51,215
I'm on the clock, so...
528
00:22:51,305 --> 00:22:53,129
time to dance for you guys, right?
529
00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:55,123
- Yeah!
- Are you ready for some dancing?
530
00:22:55,154 --> 00:22:57,349
- Ember!
- Empty those pockets!
531
00:22:57,374 --> 00:22:59,544
Who wants to see a sexy dance?
532
00:22:59,598 --> 00:23:02,098
- All right, Ember.
- Ember!
533
00:23:02,123 --> 00:23:04,703
You don't have to do it, you know.
534
00:23:05,215 --> 00:23:07,595
You don't have to get married.
535
00:23:07,675 --> 00:23:11,255
I mean, you're amazing.
You have this amazing career
536
00:23:11,345 --> 00:23:13,718
and you love what you're doing.
537
00:23:13,743 --> 00:23:14,874
And look at Winnie.
538
00:23:14,899 --> 00:23:17,070
She's saving all those street dogs
539
00:23:17,095 --> 00:23:20,255
and being gay.
540
00:23:20,345 --> 00:23:22,595
You have to make yourselves happy.
541
00:23:22,675 --> 00:23:24,095
Honestly.
542
00:23:26,135 --> 00:23:29,135
Is that my phone? Did
I... do you hear my phone?
543
00:23:29,215 --> 00:23:30,595
Yeah.
544
00:23:30,675 --> 00:23:33,505
Okay, I'm gonna go face with Dad.
545
00:23:33,595 --> 00:23:35,215
Facetime.
547
00:23:41,635 --> 00:23:44,305
So I've been thinking...
548
00:23:44,385 --> 00:23:45,965
we should kill Mom.
549
00:23:46,045 --> 00:23:47,805
Or...
550
00:23:47,885 --> 00:23:50,845
you could just get yourself
the fuck out of that dress.
551
00:23:55,845 --> 00:23:58,215
Don't be a fake.
552
00:24:33,135 --> 00:24:36,255
You're still here?
553
00:24:36,345 --> 00:24:38,175
Yeah, I have to stay out of the house
554
00:24:38,255 --> 00:24:40,925
until Nelson's mom leaves
555
00:24:41,005 --> 00:24:44,255
so I don't see her in her wedding dress.
556
00:24:44,345 --> 00:24:47,095
- Well, that's stupid.
- So stupid.
557
00:24:47,175 --> 00:24:50,555
So you just waited here?
558
00:24:50,635 --> 00:24:52,965
I'm so stupid.
559
00:24:53,045 --> 00:24:55,385
No, you're not.
560
00:24:55,465 --> 00:24:59,675
It's just a lot of money
to spend on nothing.
561
00:25:04,005 --> 00:25:06,345
Did you even look at the website?
562
00:25:06,425 --> 00:25:10,345
The preschool has telescopes
in every classroom.
563
00:25:10,425 --> 00:25:12,885
It's, like, state-of-the-art.
564
00:25:12,965 --> 00:25:15,845
Yeah, they got this whole science lab
565
00:25:15,925 --> 00:25:19,095
and this whole gymnasium
and, like, fields for days.
566
00:25:19,175 --> 00:25:22,135
They even do camping trips twice a year.
567
00:25:22,215 --> 00:25:24,045
They even have an elephant.
568
00:25:24,135 --> 00:25:26,345
- They have a elephant?
- Well, no,
569
00:25:26,425 --> 00:25:28,065
but... it's the type
of school that would.
570
00:25:28,135 --> 00:25:29,845
That would have an elephant.
571
00:25:29,925 --> 00:25:33,095
It's really cool.
572
00:25:33,175 --> 00:25:37,635
I want all that for Larry.
573
00:25:37,715 --> 00:25:40,385
I don't want him to be a fuckup like me.
574
00:25:49,345 --> 00:25:51,595
I want you to go to our wedding.
575
00:25:51,675 --> 00:25:53,885
You should be there.
576
00:26:10,385 --> 00:26:13,135
Bye, Rafi.
577
00:27:04,675 --> 00:27:07,005
Supahsmaht.
578
00:27:07,029 --> 00:27:12,029
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