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Previously, on
"The Magicians"...
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A huge reservoir of magic
hidden underneath the castle?
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Where does it lead?
To Roderick's secret chamber?
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The Binder had a theory.
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When a being of great power
such as a God is killed,
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their energy is lost.
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But he believed
it could be preserved,
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effectively turning
the magician into a God.
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Oh, thank Christ.
I didn't think I'd get through.
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Listen, I don't have
a lot of time.
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We need your help.
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Surviving first year students,
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I am here to teach you
what not to do.
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The Library, they don't
want you to know it.
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Before we go in,
there's a small matter of protection.
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- What is it?
- Insects.
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The bugs only last an hour,
so we need to be quick.
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Everett's been lying to all of us.
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To do what?
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To become a God.
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It's locked.
Don't you have the key?
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Someone locked us in.
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- Who's dying?
- My sister.
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I found her a body,
but I need to find one
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that is more durable.
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Like yours.
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[HUMMING]
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[CHUCKLES]
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No running away, little not-God.
I'd hate to damage my sister's new body.
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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Good news, sister
I have found you
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a much more durable body.
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But I am going to have to
momentarily kill you again.
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Shh, shh.
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[SIGHS]
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I beseech you,
Our Lady Underground...
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♪ ♪
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You know what, fuck this.
You said you chose me,
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so now's your chance to prove it.
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[INDISTINCT] Julia.
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♪ ♪
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Kinda cutting it close,
don't you think?
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I didn't come here to fix it.
I can't.
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You still have a chance.
A choice of what you want to be.
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You're saying this whole time
me being a human and a God,
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this was all just a test?
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Well, both options are shit.
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I mean, you're... you're saying
one is pass and one is fail?
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You will not fail as long
as the decision is yours.
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Now go!
I can only hold him for so long!
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- [SIGHS]
- Oh, shit.
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- Run!
- [GASPS]
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[SHARP EXHALE]
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♪ ♪
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[GASPS]
[BONES CRUNCH]
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Jesus Christ.
So the monster took Julia.
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We need to find them.
Do something now.
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We have the axes and the demon
bottles, you have the incorporate bond.
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You didn't give two wet shits
when it was Eliot's life on the line,
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and now that it's Julia
you're suddenly leaning in?
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Look, we all care
about both of them,
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but based on
Mayakovsky's formula
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casting an incorporate bond
strong enough to hold a God
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would take an insane amount of power.
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- No, we'd need twice as much.
- If we go in there without enough juice
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they'll... they'll just body hop.
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- They'll kill us all.
- Great.
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Where the hell are we gonna
find that kind of magic?
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Hey, Dean. I would not go in your
office right now, if I were you.
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If you shit
in my private bathroom again...
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No, well, see, there's kind of a few
Librarian dudes here to arrest you.
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Yeah, they're pretty pissed
about some lecture you gave
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while you were pissed.
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I've been expecting them.
Come with me.
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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Thank Christ I wore
the right suit today.
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The right suit
for being arrested, or...?
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♪ ♪
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Wait...
[SNIFFS] Are you still drunk?
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That's entirely beside the point.
We have a bigger problem.
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Kady and Zelda haven't
returned from the Poison Room,
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- and they're running out of time.
- Oh, shit.
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Who are they, and what does
that mean, exactly?
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- God damn it, focus, Todd.
- Yes.
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If I'm going to be arrested,
there still maybe be a chance
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that something good
can come from it. Here.
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♪ ♪
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Yes, here. Take this to the
Library book club immediately.
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- Tell no one, do you understand?
- Sure, keep it "confidench." On it.
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And try not to "Todd" this up.
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I will try not to be myself.
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♪ ♪
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Well, so much
for getting Fogg's help.
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[COUGHS, SPITTING]
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[AMBIENT MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Well, that's the last
of our protection.
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♪ ♪
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On the upside...
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tasted minty fresh.
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[SOFT LAUGH]
Let's go.
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[SIGHS]
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Wait.
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What the hell?
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♪ ♪
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Hello, there. Apologies,
I was trying not to startle you.
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Christopher Plover.
Pleasure.
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The children's book author?
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- Oh, you're familiar with my work.
- You could say that.
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I've read Martin Chatwin's book.
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Yes, well, not exactly
the highlight of my oath.
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Oh, you're the pervert
who turned him into The Beast.
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And the man who survived
in this place for weeks.
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And I can show you how...
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if you help me escape.
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Look, it sucks
that Fogg's out of "comish,"
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but who else can we shake down?
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Kady was trying to find
the Library stockpile.
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If we knew where that was...
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- Found magic, need help!
- Who sent you?
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- Found magic, need help!
- Okay, where?
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- Vague as shit.
- Oh, sorry. It's Fen.
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[CURIOUS MUSIC]
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Right this way.
High King Fen awaits.
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♪ ♪
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Whoa.
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♪ ♪
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Sort of incredible.
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Trippy.
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- Oh, good, you're here.
- Fen, what is this?
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- And what's with the fish?
- Follow me, come on.
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♪ ♪
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Holy shit.
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This is the reservoir?
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- Ocean of pure magic.
- Pretty amazing, right?
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I found it.
Well, Josh and me.
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And Tik was there too, I guess.
But, no, a lot of it was me. [SIGHS]
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One small problem... Don't touch it!
That's the tiny little problem.
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It seems to be protected
by some sort of curse.
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♪ ♪
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Look what it did to Josh.
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You're saying Josh
is a fucking fish?
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Well, of course not.
He's a Fillorian Dying Fish.
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A Fillorian Fucking Fish
is a totally different species.
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Wait, "Dying Fish"?
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I really hope that's a metaphor.
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Nope, they only live
a couple days.
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And you're sure that's Josh?
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Oh, I saw it happen.
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We were gonna come
straight to you guys,
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tell you all about
how we saved the day,
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and then he touches the water
and next thing I know, boom.
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Josh Fish.
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Him and his damn showmanship.
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♪ ♪
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So is it bad if it turns white?
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Great Umber's taint.
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What are you doing?
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Dying Fish need eye contact,
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almost constantly.
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Usually they get it from their fish
moms, but we'll have to fill in.
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Every pet I ever had ended up
in a shoebox or the toilet.
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This one's all you.
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It's just until we figure out how
to turn him back into a person.
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Or the rest of his life.
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I'm not babysitting Nemo when
we're this close to saving Eliot.
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I've got bigger fish to fry.
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[WHISPERING] Shh, Margo!
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Don't say "fry" and "fish."
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[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
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It's not working.
He's not getting better.
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Margo, please.
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For Josh?
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Damn it.
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♪ ♪
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So I just look at him?
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♪ ♪
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My Gods.
He perked right up.
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[LAUGHS]
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He's bonded to you.
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He thinks you're his mother.
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Unfortunately, that's not
the first time it's happened.
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Closest thing to the reservoir
in the books is the Secret Sea.
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It's an underground ocean.
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Chatwins sailed across it with
a crew full of rabbit pirates.
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Are those pirates who steal
rabbits, or pirates who are rabbits?
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Kind of both.
But it doesn't say anything
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about the Secret Sea
being full of magic or cursed,
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so I... maybe there's a clue
that I'm missing.
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And if your nerdy bullshit
leads us nowhere?
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We need a back-up plan.
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Speaking of bunnies,
where are the ones that Fen sent?
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I have an idea.
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So do all rabbits talk, or...?
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Some of them you have
to bribe with cigarettes first.
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Look, about my message...
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No, I know. I owe you.
But I can't slip you that kind of power
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- behind the Order's back.
- The monsters have two of my friends,
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and who knows what kind
of chaos they're causing
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while the Library does nothing.
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Look, Alice...
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I am not stranger
to messing up a good thing.
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I'm not gonna do that
with the Library.
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Well, if we don't do something,
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there might not be
a Library anymore.
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Then why don't you work with us?
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Because your bosses would
arrest all of us on sight.
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You wanna do some good?
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This is your best chance.
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I hope you find
what you need, Alice.
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We're not setting him loose.
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All we're promising is to take
him with us, if we find an exit.
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Well?
Do we have a deal?
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[CURIOUS MUSIC]
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♪ ♪
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Moss?
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My theory is it counteracts the poison.
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Probably why it's the only other
living thing in this place.
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[CHUCKLES] Been eating it since I got
here and I'm as healthy as a horse.
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- How did you get here?
- Former prisoner of yours, Alice Quinn...
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seemed to think this was
the place I deserved to be.
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I can't say I disagree.
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Don't bite the hand
that feeds you, dear.
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Shall we?
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♪ ♪
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- [LAUGHS] At least give me my dignity.
- Sorry. Protocol.
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- Well, this was a new suit.
- It's a bit loud.
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Yes.
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It certainly is.
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[CHUCKLES]
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♪ ♪
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Damn, the history of this
place is depressing as shit.
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Most world histories are.
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Nothing about a way out.
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Kady?
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Oh, shit.
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[TENSE MUSIC]
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- [GASPS]
- What?
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The moss should have
protected you from...
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♪ ♪
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- Oh.
- "Oh," what?
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The age-suspensions spells Martin used
to keep me alive while he tortured me...
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- It must still be keeping me alive.
- Perfect.
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So I'm gonna die in the most ironic
way possible. Just like Penny.
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Well...
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not necessarily.
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If we get back in time...
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Wait...
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[SCOFFS]
All this time...
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the Library had a cure?
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- Kady...
- No, you...
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you chose...
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00:12:54,791 --> 00:12:56,691
not to save Penny?
255
00:12:56,701 --> 00:12:58,761
- If it were up to me...
- It was.
256
00:12:58,771 --> 00:13:02,501
It's called "The Poison Room." The name
is a warning Penny chose to ignore.
257
00:13:02,502 --> 00:13:05,681
No, no, no, you don't get
to hide behind the Library.
258
00:13:05,691 --> 00:13:07,931
You think if you're a cog
in a fascist machine
259
00:13:07,941 --> 00:13:10,861
that you're not responsible
for the people that it kills?
260
00:13:10,871 --> 00:13:15,681
I'll admit, he Library veered
in an authoritarian direction.
261
00:13:15,691 --> 00:13:16,791
Because of Everett.
262
00:13:16,801 --> 00:13:20,170
- Once we remove him from power...
- No, no, it is not just Everett.
263
00:13:20,171 --> 00:13:24,791
It's the whole god damn Order.
It all needs to be burned down.
264
00:13:24,801 --> 00:13:26,921
Not if it can be reformed.
265
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:31,871
Look, as... as someone who lived
through two world wars, I can tell you,
266
00:13:31,881 --> 00:13:34,651
authoritarian regimes,
they fail eventually.
267
00:13:34,661 --> 00:13:36,741
See? Look,
even the pedophile agrees with me.
268
00:13:36,751 --> 00:13:38,771
Oh, hardly.
269
00:13:38,781 --> 00:13:43,901
[SCOFFS] Problem is...
no one will ever let you change.
270
00:13:43,911 --> 00:13:48,731
People always see you for what you've
done, never for who you are.
271
00:13:48,741 --> 00:13:51,428
So at the end of the day,
no matter what you try to become,
272
00:13:51,429 --> 00:13:54,901
some judgmental blonde bitch always
shoves you down a poison well.
273
00:13:54,911 --> 00:13:56,881
Yeah?
274
00:13:56,891 --> 00:13:58,751
♪ ♪
275
00:13:58,761 --> 00:14:00,781
Well, then I'm
Team Blonde Bitch.
276
00:14:00,791 --> 00:14:05,791
♪ ♪
277
00:14:08,691 --> 00:14:08,901
Where's Fen?
278
00:14:08,911 --> 00:14:12,691
I sent her out for fish flakes
three hours ago.
279
00:14:12,701 --> 00:14:15,651
Wait, you sent her out alone
in Manhattan?
280
00:14:15,661 --> 00:14:18,691
Well, I kind of implied
it was her fault Josh was a fish
281
00:14:18,701 --> 00:14:20,811
and blah, blah, blah,
I'd blame her forever,
282
00:14:20,821 --> 00:14:23,771
so she's cooling off at Benihana.
283
00:14:23,781 --> 00:14:26,811
She never could resist
a sharp knife.
284
00:14:26,821 --> 00:14:29,771
Meanwhile,
I'm trying to read up on a damn cure
285
00:14:29,781 --> 00:14:33,691
while maintaining constant
eye contact with an anchovy.
286
00:14:33,701 --> 00:14:36,671
And they say girls are the ones
who get needy once you fuck them.
287
00:14:37,681 --> 00:14:39,691
Wait... wait, you and Josh...
288
00:14:39,701 --> 00:14:43,701
Wait, you know about
the little werewolf stuff, right?
289
00:14:43,711 --> 00:14:47,651
- Who gives a shit? Nothing matters.
- Okay.
290
00:14:47,661 --> 00:14:49,811
Look, it's not a big deal, all right?
291
00:14:49,821 --> 00:14:51,661
Sometimes we bang.
292
00:14:51,671 --> 00:14:52,801
He makes me laugh.
293
00:14:52,811 --> 00:14:55,821
And I like having him around 'cause
of the aforementioned banging,
294
00:14:55,831 --> 00:14:57,761
and he just...
you know, he kind of gets me.
295
00:14:57,771 --> 00:15:01,771
So what? It's not like
I'm in love with Josh Hoberman.
296
00:15:01,781 --> 00:15:08,821
- It kinda sounds like you are, though.
- Have you met me? I don't do feelings.
297
00:15:08,831 --> 00:15:11,701
I'm the bitch with the ice axes.
298
00:15:11,711 --> 00:15:13,761
Well, you can still
care about a guy...
299
00:15:13,771 --> 00:15:16,751
Werewolf, fish...
300
00:15:16,761 --> 00:15:18,821
And it doesn't make you
any less you.
301
00:15:18,831 --> 00:15:21,811
I mean, you can still be
a bitch if you want to.
302
00:15:22,811 --> 00:15:24,771
Shit.
303
00:15:26,681 --> 00:15:28,901
Maybe I do love
this goddamn guppy.
304
00:15:29,941 --> 00:15:35,721
Uh, I think this is the hedge doctor
that Kady called to fix Pete.
305
00:15:35,731 --> 00:15:38,831
Says he's a veterinarian.
Maybe he can help with the fish-Josh.
306
00:15:38,841 --> 00:15:39,861
Josh-fish.
307
00:15:39,871 --> 00:15:42,771
Way to be useful, Coldwater.
308
00:15:45,771 --> 00:15:49,921
Is this Gordy?
Yeah, I've got fish problems.
309
00:15:54,851 --> 00:15:56,821
- Josh and Margo.
- Yeah.
310
00:15:58,861 --> 00:16:01,671
[CLEARS THROAT]
311
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:07,651
Okay, here's my thing:
312
00:16:07,661 --> 00:16:09,781
Um...
313
00:16:10,861 --> 00:16:14,741
I didn't think that I could
ever trust you again.
314
00:16:15,801 --> 00:16:18,701
And now...
315
00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:20,771
"And now"?
316
00:16:20,781 --> 00:16:23,741
I find myself wanting to.
317
00:16:25,681 --> 00:16:26,801
[SIGHS]
318
00:16:26,811 --> 00:16:29,711
[GROANS]
319
00:16:37,691 --> 00:16:39,841
When we first met...
320
00:16:39,851 --> 00:16:43,681
I was clinging onto some...
321
00:16:43,691 --> 00:16:47,691
naive, idealistic notions
of what the world should be.
322
00:16:48,801 --> 00:16:51,681
How people should be.
323
00:16:52,841 --> 00:16:55,741
And I think
that I have realized...
324
00:16:56,941 --> 00:17:01,701
If I just throw away
all that childish bullshit,
325
00:17:01,711 --> 00:17:04,731
I can forgive people...
326
00:17:04,741 --> 00:17:10,651
[SHAKY SIGH] For not living
up to my stupid expectations.
327
00:17:11,681 --> 00:17:15,791
- Like yourself?
- [LAUGHS]
328
00:17:19,691 --> 00:17:26,841
What if we tried again?
I want you in my life, Alice.
329
00:17:26,851 --> 00:17:29,711
I want that, too.
330
00:17:40,791 --> 00:17:48,831
Cyrus. There was an intrusion
in the Poison Room. It's Zelda.
331
00:17:48,861 --> 00:17:51,811
With a hedge witch.
332
00:17:52,841 --> 00:17:57,651
- Did you follow protocol?
- Yes, they're locked in.
333
00:17:57,661 --> 00:18:00,651
But do we really just
leave her to die in there?
334
00:18:00,661 --> 00:18:03,671
[COUGHING]
335
00:18:04,831 --> 00:18:06,891
[GROANS]
336
00:18:08,781 --> 00:18:10,701
[SIGHS]
337
00:18:10,711 --> 00:18:12,761
How long do you think we have?
338
00:18:12,771 --> 00:18:16,831
If we got out now?
A few days.
339
00:18:16,841 --> 00:18:21,651
In here?
A few hours.
340
00:18:21,661 --> 00:18:24,741
The after-effects of the bugs
slowed the...
341
00:18:24,751 --> 00:18:25,781
Zelda?
342
00:18:25,791 --> 00:18:27,881
Shit.
343
00:18:27,891 --> 00:18:30,881
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC]
344
00:18:30,891 --> 00:18:36,701
♪ ♪
345
00:18:36,711 --> 00:18:41,681
Sorry to knock you out like that.
It's the only way we could talk.
346
00:18:41,691 --> 00:18:43,881
♪ ♪
347
00:18:43,891 --> 00:18:46,691
[SIGHS]
348
00:18:46,701 --> 00:18:49,941
♪ ♪
349
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:51,871
You could have freed me.
350
00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:55,681
You brought a hedge witch
into our most protected archive.
351
00:18:55,691 --> 00:18:58,721
I read your book.
You're hoarding magic.
352
00:18:58,731 --> 00:19:00,881
Trying to become a God.
Why?
353
00:19:00,891 --> 00:19:04,741
I put in centuries of work before
you ever knew the Library existed.
354
00:19:04,751 --> 00:19:07,851
- Oh, so I wouldn't understand.
- No, you should understand.
355
00:19:07,861 --> 00:19:11,881
How... [SIGHS] Futile it all is.
356
00:19:11,891 --> 00:19:14,821
We work so hard to protect
the flame of knowledge,
357
00:19:14,831 --> 00:19:17,871
but there will always be things
we can't understand.
358
00:19:17,881 --> 00:19:19,781
Knowledge of the Gods.
359
00:19:19,791 --> 00:19:22,861
By becoming one of them, I can
rip their secrets away from them
360
00:19:22,871 --> 00:19:24,851
and bring them back to the Library.
361
00:19:24,861 --> 00:19:26,731
At what cost?
362
00:19:26,741 --> 00:19:29,701
An unkillable God
is on the loose as we speak.
363
00:19:29,711 --> 00:19:34,474
In the body of Eliot Waugh.
You intend to take his power.
364
00:19:34,475 --> 00:19:38,811
He has the power to destroy everything,
and all we have are books.
365
00:19:38,821 --> 00:19:43,731
If we want to face that kind of threat,
we need power too.
366
00:19:43,741 --> 00:19:50,741
♪ ♪
367
00:19:56,761 --> 00:19:59,301
Isn't that what Bacchus and
the others were trying to do?
368
00:19:59,302 --> 00:20:02,495
They got drunk on their own power.
Some of them literally.
369
00:20:02,496 --> 00:20:04,921
What makes you think you won't
fall prey to the same hubris?
370
00:20:04,931 --> 00:20:07,791
Well, I thought I had you.
371
00:20:07,801 --> 00:20:12,821
♪ ♪
372
00:20:12,831 --> 00:20:15,741
Excuse me,
but isn't this book banned?
373
00:20:15,751 --> 00:20:18,711
Like, really, really banned?
374
00:20:18,721 --> 00:20:22,801
Fuck me. Uh, we need to get that
to the Poison Room. Immediately.
375
00:20:22,831 --> 00:20:25,731
Now, now, now.
376
00:20:25,741 --> 00:20:32,761
♪ ♪
377
00:20:43,851 --> 00:20:44,851
[CLATTERS]
378
00:20:44,861 --> 00:20:47,751
[PUPPIES WHINE]
379
00:20:51,811 --> 00:20:53,791
[DOOR OPENS]
380
00:20:53,801 --> 00:20:55,801
♪ ♪
381
00:20:55,811 --> 00:20:56,911
[DOOR CLOSES]
382
00:20:56,921 --> 00:20:58,931
You wanted me...
383
00:20:58,941 --> 00:21:00,891
♪ ♪
384
00:21:00,901 --> 00:21:03,711
To do what, exactly?
385
00:21:03,721 --> 00:21:05,861
To take over the Library
once I'm gone.
386
00:21:05,871 --> 00:21:08,841
To see to the human concerns,
387
00:21:08,851 --> 00:21:12,821
and to fix my mistakes with the
benefit of all the knowledge
388
00:21:12,831 --> 00:21:14,861
and the power I would bring.
389
00:21:14,871 --> 00:21:17,711
I wish you'd told me
the truth sooner.
390
00:21:17,721 --> 00:21:19,741
So do I.
391
00:21:19,751 --> 00:21:20,931
So...
392
00:21:20,941 --> 00:21:23,861
do what you must.
393
00:21:23,871 --> 00:21:28,811
- Follow protocol.
- There is a way you can still help me.
394
00:21:28,821 --> 00:21:31,791
I redirected the power I need
into a reservoir,
395
00:21:31,801 --> 00:21:33,821
but it triggered
a protective spell.
396
00:21:33,831 --> 00:21:39,651
A puzzle I can't solve. But I've discovered
someone who can. Quentin Coldwater.
397
00:21:39,661 --> 00:21:42,399
- [SIGHS]
- Get Quentin to open the reservoir,
398
00:21:42,401 --> 00:21:44,450
and the Library can still be
yours to lead if...
399
00:21:44,451 --> 00:21:47,921
[GRUNTS]
Did you slap me?
400
00:21:47,931 --> 00:21:50,831
We need to move, fast.
401
00:21:50,841 --> 00:21:51,831
No.
402
00:21:51,841 --> 00:21:54,598
I didn't risk my life
to save a child molester.
403
00:21:54,599 --> 00:21:55,791
- He can stay.
- What?
404
00:21:55,801 --> 00:21:57,771
No!
[STAMMERING]
405
00:21:57,781 --> 00:21:59,721
We had a deal!
Tell him!
406
00:21:59,731 --> 00:22:02,801
Well, your moss
didn't do shit for us, so...
407
00:22:02,811 --> 00:22:05,841
But, uh... but I can help you
get to the reservoir.
408
00:22:05,851 --> 00:22:07,731
♪ ♪
409
00:22:07,741 --> 00:22:10,831
It... it was a secret of
Martin's, and...
410
00:22:10,841 --> 00:22:14,931
I know all his secrets.
I could share them with you.
411
00:22:14,941 --> 00:22:20,781
♪ ♪
412
00:22:20,791 --> 00:22:22,781
[ALARM BELL RINGING]
413
00:22:22,791 --> 00:22:24,901
Incursion protocol.
They're patrolling.
414
00:22:24,911 --> 00:22:27,651
Come on.
415
00:22:27,661 --> 00:22:31,931
♪ ♪
416
00:22:31,941 --> 00:22:36,741
Get to the earth fountain,
I'll hold them off. Go!
417
00:22:36,751 --> 00:22:37,901
♪ ♪
418
00:22:37,911 --> 00:22:39,841
[GRUNTS]
419
00:22:39,851 --> 00:22:41,871
- [GRUNTS]
- [YELPS]
420
00:22:41,881 --> 00:22:43,921
♪ ♪
421
00:22:43,931 --> 00:22:45,891
[GRUNTS]
422
00:22:45,901 --> 00:22:48,871
- Damn it.
- Quite a trip you sent me on.
423
00:22:48,881 --> 00:22:51,771
[GRUNTING]
424
00:22:51,781 --> 00:22:59,631
You ruined my suit. But the good news is...
you're just about my size.
425
00:22:59,661 --> 00:23:00,851
♪ ♪
426
00:23:00,861 --> 00:23:02,761
[GROWLS]
427
00:23:04,551 --> 00:23:06,938
[DOG BARKING]
Keep barking, you Schnauzer fuck.
428
00:23:06,939 --> 00:23:08,641
It won't bring back your balls.
429
00:23:08,651 --> 00:23:11,651
God, I hate animals.
430
00:23:11,661 --> 00:23:17,381
- So... goldfish troubles?
- Not exactly.
431
00:23:18,521 --> 00:23:24,571
I see. Not a goldfish. Some
kind of hybrid? Oh, my God.
432
00:23:24,581 --> 00:23:30,581
I am sorry to be the bearer of bad
news, but your fish is a werewolf.
433
00:23:30,591 --> 00:23:34,401
Wait.
So are you.
434
00:23:34,411 --> 00:23:37,551
Did... did you fuck this fish?
435
00:23:37,561 --> 00:23:41,561
Look, he's a human who's been cursed,
and I need to know how to undo it.
436
00:23:41,571 --> 00:23:44,411
Well, it's definitely not
a hedge spell.
437
00:23:44,421 --> 00:23:47,511
And without knowing how it was cast,
not much I can do about it.
438
00:23:47,521 --> 00:23:49,826
So, should I just go ahead
and flush it, or...
439
00:23:49,827 --> 00:23:51,823
Again, he's a person.
440
00:23:51,824 --> 00:23:54,145
I'm gonna need you to try
a little harder, all right?
441
00:23:54,146 --> 00:23:56,881
Now, if I look away
for literally ten seconds
442
00:23:56,882 --> 00:23:59,566
he starts to die, and at some
point I'm gonna need to sleep
443
00:23:59,567 --> 00:24:02,521
or drop a deuce,
and I don't allow spectators.
444
00:24:03,521 --> 00:24:11,611
Yeah, there is some kind of bond
happening there. Whoa. Your eye is crazy.
445
00:24:11,621 --> 00:24:15,411
- Is that a wolf thing, or...
- Fairy thing.
446
00:24:15,421 --> 00:24:17,503
Can we focus
on fish boy, please?
447
00:24:17,504 --> 00:24:21,435
It's not even attached to your head.
You ever pop it out?
448
00:24:21,436 --> 00:24:24,031
Why the shit would I pop out
my own eyeball, Gordy?
449
00:24:24,032 --> 00:24:30,571
So you can point it at your gilled
lover while you attend to...
450
00:24:30,581 --> 00:24:33,461
lady business.
451
00:24:37,681 --> 00:24:42,421
I don't know, man.
It feels pretty stuck in there.
452
00:24:42,431 --> 00:24:44,611
Ah!
453
00:24:47,611 --> 00:24:52,340
Holy shit, it's working.
I can still see out of it.
454
00:24:52,341 --> 00:24:55,180
You ever touch me again,
I'll pop out your balls.
455
00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:59,581
Uh...
456
00:25:01,621 --> 00:25:05,651
[LAUGHS] See? Problem solved.
457
00:25:05,661 --> 00:25:10,314
I don't know.
This seems kind of problematic.
458
00:25:10,315 --> 00:25:12,541
Oh, I got just the thing.
459
00:25:16,621 --> 00:25:19,431
Really?
460
00:25:19,441 --> 00:25:23,541
Why does a veterinarian have
a pirate-themed eye patch?
461
00:25:23,551 --> 00:25:27,401
Maybe it's best we don't ask
a lot of follow-up questions.
462
00:25:29,571 --> 00:25:32,691
- Jesus, what happened to you?
- Hey.
463
00:25:33,401 --> 00:25:34,471
[TENSE MUSIC]
464
00:25:34,481 --> 00:25:36,205
- Just...
- Hello, Alice.
465
00:25:36,206 --> 00:25:38,336
- Thought he was dead.
- Why'd you bring him here?
466
00:25:38,337 --> 00:25:41,240
Because I just might be
the only person alive
467
00:25:41,241 --> 00:25:44,591
who knows how to access the
reservoir and save your friends.
468
00:25:44,601 --> 00:25:46,461
♪ ♪
469
00:25:46,471 --> 00:25:49,894
- Mm.
- Okay, so the... the reservoir.
470
00:25:49,895 --> 00:25:55,521
Yes, well, that's what Martin called it.
I thought it lacked a certain poetry.
471
00:25:55,551 --> 00:25:58,451
So I renamed it the Secret Sea.
472
00:25:58,461 --> 00:26:00,726
Right, the fourth...
The fourth "Fillory" book.
473
00:26:00,751 --> 00:26:04,562
Mm.
Oh, I see you have a copy here.
474
00:26:04,587 --> 00:26:09,650
Ah. Oh, first edition.
That must be valuable.
475
00:26:09,651 --> 00:26:10,411
Yes.
476
00:26:10,421 --> 00:26:11,651
Well...
477
00:26:11,661 --> 00:26:15,671
even more so now.
[CHUCKLES]
478
00:26:18,431 --> 00:26:22,561
The Watcherwoman in the books,
she was...
479
00:26:22,571 --> 00:26:25,090
trying to steal all of
magic for herself, right?
480
00:26:25,091 --> 00:26:26,560
And then...
And then Martin stops her.
481
00:26:26,561 --> 00:26:29,424
Most of that book is pure tosh.
482
00:26:29,425 --> 00:26:32,558
I had to invent that plot
from the whole class.
483
00:26:32,560 --> 00:26:36,060
It's... well,
I couldn't exactly publish the stories
484
00:26:36,061 --> 00:26:38,498
as the children told them to me,
could I?
485
00:26:38,499 --> 00:26:43,561
I mean, the "Flying Forest," where the
Chatwins discovered recreational drug use?
486
00:26:43,571 --> 00:26:48,334
Poor little Jane hearing about
the birds and the bees from a...
487
00:26:48,335 --> 00:26:51,719
Did you know that centaurs
view necrophilia
488
00:26:51,720 --> 00:26:53,441
as a way of honoring the dead?
489
00:26:53,601 --> 00:26:57,561
Don't think I'd get a Carnegie Medal
for explaining that to children.
490
00:26:57,571 --> 00:27:01,998
I mean, then there's all the...
All the exaggerations and the lies.
491
00:27:02,001 --> 00:27:05,816
I mean, Martin slaying
a dozen mercenaries,
492
00:27:05,817 --> 00:27:10,365
and Jane riding on top of a
horse, what, 100 feet tall?
493
00:27:10,366 --> 00:27:11,601
I mean, what did she call it?
494
00:27:11,631 --> 00:27:13,771
- Cozy Horse.
- "Cozy Horse."
495
00:27:13,781 --> 00:27:16,571
Utter nonsense thrown in there
496
00:27:16,581 --> 00:27:18,621
just to see how much
they'd get me to believe,
497
00:27:18,631 --> 00:27:20,641
and then Jane insisted
I keep it.
498
00:27:20,651 --> 00:27:23,721
In real life, the ending was...
Was much darker.
499
00:27:23,731 --> 00:27:27,475
Oh, Martin did stop
the Watcherwoman, that's true.
500
00:27:27,476 --> 00:27:31,621
The Secret Sea was built
by the 13th king of Fillory
501
00:27:31,631 --> 00:27:33,771
to consolidate power for himself.
502
00:27:33,781 --> 00:27:37,561
Martin wanted to make sure
that no one ever tried
503
00:27:37,571 --> 00:27:41,675
to do the same thing again
so he drained the Secret Sea,
504
00:27:41,676 --> 00:27:44,518
using the last few drops
to set a trap
505
00:27:44,519 --> 00:27:49,198
for anyone who might one day
try to refill it. A... a curse.
506
00:27:49,199 --> 00:27:52,148
Right, so now one
of our friends is a fish.
507
00:27:52,150 --> 00:27:55,891
[LAUGHS] Well, he was 13 at the time.
You have to forgive
508
00:27:55,901 --> 00:27:58,731
his rather adolescent
sense of humor.
509
00:27:58,741 --> 00:28:00,741
- You know how to fix it?
- Mm-hmm.
510
00:28:00,751 --> 00:28:03,669
There's a garden
just outside the reservoir.
511
00:28:03,670 --> 00:28:08,741
The Drowned Garden, Martin called it.
Never did know why.
512
00:28:08,751 --> 00:28:10,991
It reacts to your emotions.
513
00:28:11,701 --> 00:28:13,901
If you're happy,
a flower blooms.
514
00:28:13,911 --> 00:28:16,741
If you're sad, another one.
515
00:28:16,751 --> 00:28:18,811
So one of the plants
is the antidote?
516
00:28:18,821 --> 00:28:20,911
Indeed.
517
00:28:21,911 --> 00:28:23,971
To make it bloom...
518
00:28:23,981 --> 00:28:27,701
you have to truly love Fillory.
519
00:28:32,911 --> 00:28:35,971
Maybe when I was 12, but...
520
00:28:35,981 --> 00:28:39,791
I don't know, Fillory's taken
away a lot of the shit I love.
521
00:28:39,801 --> 00:28:42,761
Martin had the same problem.
522
00:28:42,771 --> 00:28:44,951
He returned as an adult and...
523
00:28:44,961 --> 00:28:47,961
could not make the flower bloom.
524
00:28:47,971 --> 00:28:53,911
His innocent love for Fillory had...
had soured.
525
00:28:53,921 --> 00:28:55,901
Think we can all say why.
526
00:28:55,911 --> 00:28:58,741
Quentin.
527
00:28:59,771 --> 00:29:02,771
It has to be you.
528
00:29:02,781 --> 00:29:04,981
I'm familiar with your books.
529
00:29:04,991 --> 00:29:08,801
Even considering
your recent experiences,
530
00:29:08,811 --> 00:29:11,801
Quentin has
the best chance of...
531
00:29:11,811 --> 00:29:14,901
making the garden grow.
532
00:29:14,911 --> 00:29:17,741
[SIGHS]
533
00:29:17,751 --> 00:29:20,750
[COUGHING]
We don't have much time.
534
00:29:20,751 --> 00:29:23,400
There's a contractor the Library
uses who might be willing to...
535
00:29:23,401 --> 00:29:26,811
- Text me if you find somebody.
- [COUGHING]
536
00:29:34,981 --> 00:29:36,991
So it's true?
The Library has a cure?
537
00:29:37,701 --> 00:29:42,821
- [SIGHS] I know, it's bullshit.
- Go with her before it's too late.
538
00:29:44,701 --> 00:29:48,971
If this is some noble shit about you
not owing the Library anything...
539
00:29:52,761 --> 00:29:56,941
- Oh. You don't want to be cured.
- [SNIFFS]
540
00:29:56,971 --> 00:30:00,615
'Cause for all of the terrible shit we've
been through, at least the upside is
541
00:30:00,640 --> 00:30:02,771
that you know that
there's a life after death
542
00:30:02,781 --> 00:30:05,801
and you get to spend forever
with the other Penny.
543
00:30:05,811 --> 00:30:07,721
And what part of that
sounds bad?
544
00:30:07,731 --> 00:30:09,791
The part where you're dead.
545
00:30:09,801 --> 00:30:11,721
[SCOFFS]
546
00:30:11,731 --> 00:30:13,471
I may not know you
the way he did,
547
00:30:13,472 --> 00:30:15,981
but I know that that would be
a hell of a waste.
548
00:30:17,791 --> 00:30:19,971
Yeah.
549
00:30:19,981 --> 00:30:22,731
Well, most things are.
550
00:30:27,761 --> 00:30:29,861
A lot's changed
since I've been gone.
551
00:30:29,871 --> 00:30:30,901
Yes.
552
00:30:30,911 --> 00:30:33,981
The humans made
lots of good stuff.
553
00:30:33,991 --> 00:30:34,991
[TENSE MUSIC]
554
00:30:35,701 --> 00:30:40,841
They spend their small lives building
things that we could smash in a heartbeat.
555
00:30:40,851 --> 00:30:41,791
Sounds fun.
556
00:30:41,801 --> 00:30:44,731
Perhaps you can tell me...
[SIGHS]
557
00:30:44,741 --> 00:30:47,711
Do I have a name?
558
00:30:47,721 --> 00:30:50,851
Why would you need one?
559
00:30:50,861 --> 00:30:53,731
Starbucks, mostly.
560
00:30:53,741 --> 00:30:56,961
This whole time I felt so sorry for you.
Lost and alone.
561
00:30:56,971 --> 00:30:59,861
But you weren't alone.
You were with the humans.
562
00:30:59,871 --> 00:31:02,821
You talk like them,
you think like them.
563
00:31:02,831 --> 00:31:04,781
♪ ♪
564
00:31:04,791 --> 00:31:08,991
- I ate a few of them.
- Yes, but you care about them.
565
00:31:09,701 --> 00:31:13,751
♪ ♪
566
00:31:13,761 --> 00:31:15,841
[SIGHS]
567
00:31:15,851 --> 00:31:17,721
♪ ♪
568
00:31:17,731 --> 00:31:20,941
You think I'm disappointed.
I'm not.
569
00:31:20,951 --> 00:31:23,851
♪ ♪
570
00:31:23,861 --> 00:31:26,761
Are you scared of me,
little brother?
571
00:31:26,771 --> 00:31:28,791
Would I have worked so hard
to bring you back
572
00:31:28,801 --> 00:31:30,981
if I was scared of you?
573
00:31:30,991 --> 00:31:34,811
All I thought about was you.
574
00:31:34,821 --> 00:31:37,751
After I remembered
you existed, anyway.
575
00:31:37,761 --> 00:31:40,751
And all I thought about
was revenge.
576
00:31:40,761 --> 00:31:43,821
And I got it for you already.
577
00:31:43,831 --> 00:31:45,961
I killed Bacchus.
578
00:31:45,971 --> 00:31:47,981
Iris.
579
00:31:47,991 --> 00:31:50,711
All of them.
580
00:31:50,721 --> 00:31:53,701
Everyone who hurt you.
581
00:31:53,711 --> 00:31:55,921
The question is,
who put us here?
582
00:31:55,931 --> 00:31:59,751
♪ ♪
583
00:31:59,761 --> 00:32:00,751
Our parents.
584
00:32:00,761 --> 00:32:04,811
They made us, called us mistakes.
Abandoned us.
585
00:32:04,821 --> 00:32:07,831
So, what do we do?
586
00:32:07,841 --> 00:32:14,831
I like murder as much as anyone,
but I did all of this just to be with you.
587
00:32:14,841 --> 00:32:18,711
Can't we enjoy it
just for a little while?
588
00:32:18,721 --> 00:32:19,871
♪ ♪
589
00:32:19,881 --> 00:32:22,534
That's not what we were made for.
590
00:32:22,535 --> 00:32:26,711
It's not that I am terrified
of the Old Gods in any way.
591
00:32:26,721 --> 00:32:31,751
It's just, how do you kill
an intangible thought creature?
592
00:32:31,761 --> 00:32:34,781
Where do you even stab?
593
00:32:34,791 --> 00:32:37,721
They're more vulnerable than you think...
594
00:32:37,731 --> 00:32:39,771
If we can get to their realm.
595
00:32:39,781 --> 00:32:41,821
Which we cannot.
596
00:32:41,831 --> 00:32:44,971
We had a key.
A scroll.
597
00:32:44,981 --> 00:32:47,791
Found it a very long time ago
on this world.
598
00:32:47,801 --> 00:32:50,981
The Order took it from us.
They didn't even know what they had.
599
00:32:50,991 --> 00:32:52,711
Now...
600
00:32:52,721 --> 00:32:59,861
where would a bunch of librarians
keep a very, very important scroll?
601
00:33:11,811 --> 00:33:14,271
Oh.
Here.
602
00:33:14,281 --> 00:33:19,191
This has to be it.
It's exactly as Martin described it.
603
00:33:19,201 --> 00:33:24,171
[STAMMERING] Think...
think happy thoughts about Fillory.
604
00:33:24,181 --> 00:33:28,331
Pure.
Innocent.
605
00:33:28,341 --> 00:33:33,341
- Maybe try talking to it.
- Okay, you just...
606
00:33:37,191 --> 00:33:45,171
Well... um, Fillory is...
obviously great.
607
00:33:45,201 --> 00:33:50,211
Um, you know, talking bears, right?
Who... who could hate that?
608
00:33:50,221 --> 00:34:00,261
And... and opium in the air.
That was... smart. And...
609
00:34:00,271 --> 00:34:03,161
socialized centaur medicine.
610
00:34:03,171 --> 00:34:06,181
Are we screwed because Quentin
can't get it up for Fillory?
611
00:34:06,191 --> 00:34:07,760
- Just...
- Look, why don't you try...
612
00:34:07,761 --> 00:34:09,171
Okay, no, stop.
613
00:34:09,181 --> 00:34:10,635
I can't... look,
you're the one that ruined this.
614
00:34:10,636 --> 00:34:15,091
I can't do it with you over my
shoulder, so just... please, just go.
615
00:34:17,811 --> 00:34:19,911
God damn it.
616
00:34:22,001 --> 00:34:24,911
[SIGHS]
617
00:34:27,811 --> 00:34:29,891
Okay, um...
618
00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:33,593
when I was a kid I... I loved the Fizzy
River that they found in book two.
619
00:34:33,594 --> 00:34:37,978
And I loved...
I loved the Upside-Down Desert.
620
00:34:37,981 --> 00:34:40,811
You know, the...
[STAMMERING]
621
00:34:40,821 --> 00:34:43,911
I can't really picture it,
but, you know, it sounds...
622
00:34:43,921 --> 00:34:46,841
it sounds cool.
623
00:34:49,521 --> 00:34:50,681
I don't know, I can't...
I'm sorry.
624
00:34:50,691 --> 00:34:54,501
- I just... I can't...
- Hey. Hey.
625
00:34:55,641 --> 00:34:57,661
I used to love Fillory
when I was a kid
626
00:34:57,671 --> 00:35:01,501
because I didn't know
what it was.
627
00:35:01,511 --> 00:35:03,243
Plover left out all of the terrible shit,
628
00:35:03,244 --> 00:35:05,521
and most of the good
stuff he just made up.
629
00:35:05,531 --> 00:35:08,621
Even the fucking Cozy Horse
is a lie.
630
00:35:08,631 --> 00:35:12,461
Remember what you told me about
letting go of who you used to be?
631
00:35:12,471 --> 00:35:19,541
- I know, I'm trying.
- Don't. I don't want you to.
632
00:35:19,571 --> 00:35:22,511
Believing in something...
Really believing...
633
00:35:22,521 --> 00:35:24,621
Is almost impossible.
634
00:35:24,631 --> 00:35:26,561
[BITTERSWEET MUSIC]
635
00:35:26,571 --> 00:35:29,521
But the Quentin I first met...
636
00:35:29,531 --> 00:35:32,471
he believed in magic.
637
00:35:32,481 --> 00:35:34,571
And in Fillory.
638
00:35:34,581 --> 00:35:36,621
He changed.
639
00:35:36,631 --> 00:35:39,591
He grew up.
640
00:35:39,601 --> 00:35:42,621
Being an adult doesn't mean
that you have to throw away
641
00:35:42,631 --> 00:35:45,511
what you used to love.
642
00:35:45,521 --> 00:35:48,471
Then what does it mean?
643
00:35:48,481 --> 00:35:51,521
Seeing the world
through new eyes.
644
00:35:51,531 --> 00:35:56,451
♪ ♪
645
00:35:56,461 --> 00:36:00,940
And for what it's worth,
the Cozy Horse is real.
646
00:36:00,941 --> 00:36:02,551
I saw it when I was a niffin.
647
00:36:02,561 --> 00:36:04,621
So big you could
build a house on it.
648
00:36:04,631 --> 00:36:06,601
♪ ♪
649
00:36:06,611 --> 00:36:08,681
So...
650
00:36:08,691 --> 00:36:11,521
let's go.
651
00:36:11,531 --> 00:36:18,541
♪ ♪
652
00:36:25,631 --> 00:36:27,671
[SIGHS]
653
00:36:28,661 --> 00:36:31,641
Okay, it's just you and me.
654
00:36:33,691 --> 00:36:37,701
You know the worst part of
getting exactly what you want?
655
00:36:40,541 --> 00:36:42,691
When it's not good enough.
656
00:36:44,711 --> 00:36:47,601
Then what do you do?
657
00:36:49,651 --> 00:36:52,721
If this can't make me happy,
then what would?
658
00:36:57,641 --> 00:37:00,651
Fillory was supposed
to mean something.
659
00:37:01,661 --> 00:37:05,561
I was supposed to
mean something here.
660
00:37:07,611 --> 00:37:09,601
But it's all...
it's just... It's random.
661
00:37:09,611 --> 00:37:12,601
It's so random that the
only way to save my friends
662
00:37:12,611 --> 00:37:15,551
is to yell at a fucking plant!
663
00:37:18,611 --> 00:37:21,741
Honestly, fuck Fillory
for being so disappointing.
664
00:37:24,541 --> 00:37:28,561
You know what, maybe I was better off
just believing that it was fiction.
665
00:37:29,681 --> 00:37:34,641
The idea of Fillory
is what saved my life!
666
00:37:34,651 --> 00:37:36,611
[TENSE MUSIC]
667
00:37:36,621 --> 00:37:38,581
[RUEFUL LAUGH]
668
00:37:38,591 --> 00:37:41,621
This promise...
669
00:37:41,631 --> 00:37:44,571
that...
670
00:37:44,581 --> 00:37:46,671
people like me...
671
00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:49,731
[WEEPING]
672
00:37:49,741 --> 00:37:53,521
People like me...
[SNIFFLES]
673
00:37:53,531 --> 00:37:55,691
Can somehow...
674
00:37:55,701 --> 00:37:58,581
♪ ♪
675
00:37:58,591 --> 00:38:00,611
Find an escape.
676
00:38:00,621 --> 00:38:03,681
♪ ♪
677
00:38:03,691 --> 00:38:06,661
There has gotta be
some power in that.
678
00:38:06,671 --> 00:38:09,541
♪ ♪
679
00:38:09,551 --> 00:38:13,691
Shouldn't loving the idea
of Fillory be enough?
680
00:38:13,701 --> 00:38:17,701
♪ ♪
681
00:38:23,621 --> 00:38:26,571
[SIGHS]
682
00:38:30,581 --> 00:38:33,571
[CURIOUS MUSIC]
683
00:38:33,581 --> 00:38:39,681
♪ ♪
684
00:38:39,691 --> 00:38:41,721
Guys.
685
00:38:41,731 --> 00:38:43,671
♪ ♪
686
00:38:43,681 --> 00:38:46,681
Guys, something's happening!
687
00:38:46,691 --> 00:38:49,641
♪ ♪
688
00:38:49,651 --> 00:38:51,681
[WOMAN SHRIEKS]
689
00:38:51,691 --> 00:38:54,671
[FOREBODING MUSIC]
690
00:38:54,681 --> 00:38:57,581
♪ ♪
691
00:38:57,591 --> 00:38:59,651
[GRUNTS]
692
00:38:59,661 --> 00:39:01,641
[HOLLERS]
693
00:39:01,651 --> 00:39:08,691
♪ ♪
694
00:39:11,531 --> 00:39:13,621
Here's the door.
695
00:39:13,631 --> 00:39:16,591
[APPROACHING FOOTSTEPS]
696
00:39:16,601 --> 00:39:23,601
♪ ♪
697
00:39:25,641 --> 00:39:27,641
[SCREAMS]
698
00:39:28,701 --> 00:39:35,701
♪ ♪
699
00:39:41,721 --> 00:39:49,451
♪ ♪
700
00:39:54,661 --> 00:39:57,581
The key to the realm
of the Old Gods.
701
00:39:58,991 --> 00:39:59,811
[CRUNCH]
[WOMAN GAGS]
702
00:40:00,831 --> 00:40:03,821
[SINISTER MUSIC]
703
00:40:03,831 --> 00:40:10,821
♪ ♪
704
00:40:10,831 --> 00:40:13,821
[WOMAN SCREAMING]
705
00:40:13,831 --> 00:40:20,861
♪ ♪
706
00:40:24,971 --> 00:40:27,841
How the hell
does this thing work?
707
00:40:30,711 --> 00:40:31,751
Give this to Margo.
708
00:40:31,761 --> 00:40:34,951
If Plover's right,
it should cure Josh.
709
00:40:34,961 --> 00:40:37,881
Monsters in Library!
710
00:40:37,891 --> 00:40:40,941
[TENSE MUSIC]
711
00:40:40,951 --> 00:40:43,891
- Sheila must have sent it.
- Monsters in Library!
712
00:40:43,901 --> 00:40:45,821
All right, we have to go
before they leave.
713
00:40:45,831 --> 00:40:48,841
Okay, I'll grab Margo and the axes.
Hey, you sure this is gonna work?
714
00:40:48,851 --> 00:40:51,851
Well, either it will, or when you
come back we'll both be fish.
715
00:40:51,861 --> 00:40:54,741
Well, that'd be an improvement.
716
00:40:54,751 --> 00:40:58,701
♪ ♪
717
00:40:58,711 --> 00:41:00,881
- Okay.
- Okay.
718
00:41:00,891 --> 00:41:04,801
♪ ♪
719
00:41:04,811 --> 00:41:10,681
- Do you feel anything?
- Super stressed out? Okay.
720
00:41:10,711 --> 00:41:13,891
♪ ♪
721
00:41:13,901 --> 00:41:15,991
Ugh.
722
00:41:16,701 --> 00:41:18,891
Yeah, I'm totally feeling that.
723
00:41:18,901 --> 00:41:20,811
- Okay.
- [CLEARS THROAT]
724
00:41:20,821 --> 00:41:24,731
♪ ♪
725
00:41:24,741 --> 00:41:27,911
Grab your axes.
Monsters in the Library.
726
00:41:27,921 --> 00:41:30,991
- Are you baking for a fish?
- He has a refined palate.
727
00:41:31,701 --> 00:41:32,961
Yeah, here, this should fix
the whole fish deal.
728
00:41:32,971 --> 00:41:35,861
And, yes, I noticed that your
eyeball isn't in your head,
729
00:41:35,871 --> 00:41:37,811
but honestly, we do not have
time for me to hear that story.
730
00:41:37,821 --> 00:41:39,971
- How long does the leaf take?
- I don't know.
731
00:41:39,981 --> 00:41:42,881
But you know it works?
732
00:41:44,901 --> 00:41:48,851
I can't believe I'm saying this,
but I can't go until he's cured.
733
00:41:48,861 --> 00:41:50,951
If I leave, Josh will die.
734
00:41:50,961 --> 00:41:56,811
- It's okay. - Penny.
- I'll bring Eliot back. I promise.
735
00:41:56,821 --> 00:41:58,901
[EERIE RUSHING, WHISPERING]
736
00:42:00,741 --> 00:42:04,871
- Damn cheap bastards.
- No, no, please!
737
00:42:04,881 --> 00:42:07,761
No! No!
[BOTH SCREAM]
738
00:42:07,771 --> 00:42:09,951
Shit.
739
00:42:09,961 --> 00:42:12,941
[SINISTER MUSIC]
740
00:42:12,951 --> 00:42:15,701
[CLEARS THROAT]
741
00:42:15,711 --> 00:42:17,761
♪ ♪
742
00:42:17,771 --> 00:42:20,731
What did you do
to get locked in this cage?
743
00:42:20,741 --> 00:42:21,851
♪ ♪
744
00:42:21,861 --> 00:42:23,871
Well, I...
745
00:42:23,881 --> 00:42:26,861
I went against
every instinct I had.
746
00:42:26,871 --> 00:42:29,951
I tried to make
a goddamn difference.
747
00:42:29,961 --> 00:42:32,881
Which, for the record,
you should never, ever do.
748
00:42:32,891 --> 00:42:36,871
♪ ♪
749
00:42:36,881 --> 00:42:38,931
Julia...
750
00:42:38,941 --> 00:42:41,711
if... if you're in there,
751
00:42:41,721 --> 00:42:43,921
then I'm sorry...
752
00:42:43,931 --> 00:42:46,931
for everything
that happened to you...
753
00:42:46,941 --> 00:42:47,971
♪ ♪
754
00:42:47,981 --> 00:42:49,721
Because of me.
755
00:42:49,731 --> 00:42:51,771
Hey, monster.
756
00:42:51,781 --> 00:42:53,831
Lady.
757
00:42:53,841 --> 00:43:00,881
♪ ♪
758
00:43:06,951 --> 00:43:09,861
Adorable.
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