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The '80s was the golden
age of the game show.
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From the big money prizes
to the cheesy hosts,
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my family was obsessed.
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My dad's favorite was "Family Feud,"
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because he delighted in
watching other families
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with dumbass kids.
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Hoo-hoo! Feels good knowing
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this dad's got kids that
are bigger morons than mine!
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My mom loved "Wheel of Fortune,"
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'cause Vanna White was her idol.
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- I gotta start wearing more evening gowns.
- Please don't.
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Since Erica was a closet nerd,
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she loved herself some "Jeopardy!"
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What is polyester?!
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What is Dijon, France?!
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Who is Amerigo Vespucci?!
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What a bunch of jamokes.
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As for me, I was obsessed
with "Press Your Luck,"
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mostly because a cartoon Whammy... Stop!
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...would pop up and rob
you of your cash and prizes.
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And like any game show geek,
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I became obsessed with
trying to figure out a way
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to beat the game.
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It's after midnight!
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What are you still doing up?
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I cracked the Whammy code!
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There is no Whammy code.
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Look! The board is a numbered graph.
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Tiles four and eight never Whammy!
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Listen to me, you didn't crack the code
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'cause there isn't one.
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- Or is there?
- No.
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And in game-show news,
Michael Larson of Ohio
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cracked the code on "Press Your Luck"
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and won over $100,000.
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Yep, he cracked the code.
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My God, man! You know what you cost us?!
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A mahogany bedroom set
and wicker patio furniture.
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Damn it! Why do I
discourage my children?!
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And a state-of-the-art
Sanyo hi-fi stereo system!
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Hi-fi?!
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That's the best kind of fi there is!
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And a wildly impractical home sauna!
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I have no room for
it, but it's my dream!
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Plus a trip to Orlando, Florida,
where you can ride the movies!
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What have I done?!
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No! Gah!
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♪ I'm twisted up inside ♪
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♪ But nonetheless, I
feel the need to say ♪
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Synced and Corrected by YesCool
www.addic7ed.com
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♪ I don't know the future ♪
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♪ But the past keeps
getting clearer every day ♪
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It was April 10th, 1980-something,
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and Barry was training for Color Day...
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Go, go, go, go! ...an end
of the year school-wide event
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- that pitted yellow versus blue.
- Okay, come on!
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- Yes!
- Yes! Go, blue!
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- Oh, man.
- The dizzy bat race
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is the most physically
challenging and humiliating
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of all Color Day events.
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That's why the ancient Greeks
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dropped it from the Olympics.
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That's a cold, hard fact.
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I heard that on George
Michael's "Sports Machine."
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Well, don't worry, step aside
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and let Big Tasty
deliver a win for blue.
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JTP!
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- JTP!
- JTP!
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JTP!
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No! No!
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No, Matt Bradley,
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you can no longer utter
those sacred letters
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'cause you're a lousy yellow.
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Yeah, that's the color
of our enemy and Big Bird.
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Yellow sucks. I hate you this week!
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Come on, guys.
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The teams are selected
randomly by birth month.
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There was nothing I could do!
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We hear you.
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Also, screw you!
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Aah! I come in peace!
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We have no choice!
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This hurts me, too! Stop! Why?!
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- You know why!
- Aah!
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Yep. Barry had his eyes on the prize.
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But someone else had their eyes on him.
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- Hey, Barry.
- Hey, you!
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You know how, like, it's
the last week of school
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and we're never gonna
see each other again,
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so you just take a huge, scary risk
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you'd normally never do?
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Is this going somewhere?
Guess it's now or never.
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Either way is fine since I
have no idea what's going on.
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Just wanted to let you know that,
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over the last four years,
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I've... had a crush on you, or whatever.
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Oh. Wow.
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Well, thank you, lady person.
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Oh, no.
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- You have no idea who I am.
- Of course I do!
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- I'm Kim.
- Kim.
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- I sat behind you in bio class...
- You sat behind me in classics...
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and I gave you my pen
after yours leaked...
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and I took a leak on your shirt...
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- all over your shirt, and then you punched...
- and munched...
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- that really expensive microscope.
- the pensive microphone.
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Well, this has been brutal, so, bye!
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No, no, wait! I'm flattered.
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Turns out Kim was around
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for every major moment in Barry's life,
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cheering on his victories... Hyah!
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You kick ass, Big Tasty!
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Whoo!
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See if you understand
this, I'm dumping you.
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...sharing his heartbreaks.
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Stay strong, Bar.
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I'm sure another girl
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could ask you to the
Sadie Hawkins Dance,
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someone with courage.
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She was even there for
the weirder moments.
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"O Captain! my Captain!"
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He stood on his desk!
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- "O Captain! my Captain!"
- Should I stand?
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"O Captain! my Captain!"
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Uhp, moment's over.
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Well, it was fun
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watching your amazing life unfold
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over these last four years.
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- Amazing? Me?
- For sure.
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- See you in bio class.
- Definitely.
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Catch you later, Kimothy.
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Uh, you think "Kim"
is short for "Kimothy"?
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I'm certain of it.
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You're so weird.
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Holy crap, Bar.
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A totally hot babe just
confessed she likes you.
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Dude, what perfect timing,
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'cause you're finally over Lainey.
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Uh-huh. Totally over
the love of my life.
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Then go ask the girl out!
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I dig her.
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We do Model UN together,
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and she's always fired up and yelling
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about some injustice in the world.
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Fired up and yelling?
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She's just like you,
but pretty and a girl.
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Take another shot at love, buddy!
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No one wants your stupid yellow support,
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yellow Matt Bradley!
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- I'm here for you!
- Get him!
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While my brother was
clearly not over Lainey,
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my dad was over the moon
with some exciting news.
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Bevy! Happy anniversary!
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Oh, you remembered, even though
it's the wrong day and month.
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No, not that thing.
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One year ago today,
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we agreed to let Erica live
at home to follow her dreams.
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Well, the year is up.
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Girl's gotta go!
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Are you that excited to
toss away our sweet baby girl
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like some old, broken lawn chair?
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Yes. It's time I crowbar'd
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that girl's butt off the couch
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and shipped her back off to college
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where she can get her
life back together.
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Trust me, the only way to motivate Erica
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is to really show her how
smart and strong she is.
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Mama's got this.
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Like always, our smother knew
exactly how to motivate Erica.
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- What is Sergeant John Basilone?!
- Wh...
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Hey! We're watching Trebek.
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Forget Trebek, there's
something you need to see
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that's far more important.
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She'd remind her of the days
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Erica was a frizzy-haired brainiac
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with endless potential.
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My 7th Grade Quiz Bowl? Why?
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Just watch.
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That's so easy.
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The answer's obviously Madagascar.
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Obviously.
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Pumpkin, take a good look at that TV
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and tell me what you see.
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A girl who cries
herself to sleep at night
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thinking of Joey McIntyre.
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I see limitless potential. Confidence.
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- We won!
- A winner with
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the whole world at her fingertips.
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It's true, babe. That was
the day I first fell for you.
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And the day I realized I'm allergic
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to most types of cotton.
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You are a winner, Erica,
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and you just got to go
out there and win again!
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You know what? You're right.
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I've watched "Jeopardy!" long enough.
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It's time to take charge and really win.
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Gaaah! That's my girl.
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Thank you for always
being there for me. Always.
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The only way to learn to fly
is to be pushed out of the nest
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and then have Mama carry
you all the way down.
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Oh, my God. Did your mom
just convince you to...
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Try out for "Jeopardy!"?
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You bet your cute little tush she did!
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I'm pretty sure she meant college,
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but I'm just psyched you
think I have a cute tush.
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And it looks like Bar
aced his bio final!
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Boom!
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You really have a gift for science, pal.
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You also have something
all over your face.
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Oh, damn it!
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Why does this always happen?
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My theory is you were aggressively
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chewing on your pen for the last hour.
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Thanks, Kim. You got my name right.
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- Yeah.
- So, how long you been in this class?
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All year. We just took our final.
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Yeah. Interesting.
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Speaking of, I heard
Katman say you aced yours.
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It's why I want to be a doctor.
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Or a rap star.
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Either way, "doctor" will be in my name.
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What about you?
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Well, I love helping
people. I love kids.
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So, I don't know, maybe be a teacher.
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Boom! Looks like this one
meets your high standards, Bar.
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Yeah.
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Listen, since I've already
embarrassed myself once today,
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- maybe you want to see a movie?
- Alone?
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I love spy films,
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and there's this new
one called "No Way Out."
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I guess there's no
way out of that offer.
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Boom!
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So see you tonight?
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Yeah.
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Just as Barry was about to let love in,
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Kim showed her true colors.
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The girl is a yellow?!
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Kim's a honey trap.
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She's working for the yellow team
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to compromise the blue team's
strongest, most handsome asset.
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- You really think so?
- The girl invited me
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to a movie about spies.
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How much more obvious could a spy be?!
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That makes perfect sense.
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Matt: Or maybe Kim's a
genuine, sincere person
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who really likes you!
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Nice try, closet Matt Bradley!
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All I'm saying is maybe you
don't want to go out with Kim
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'cause your heart
still beats for Lainey.
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Your yellow opinions are not
welcome in this blue house.
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Blue JTP minus Matt Bradley!
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- Blue JTP minus Matt Bradley!
- Blue JTP minus Matt Bradley!
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Whoo!
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Aah! I hate Color Day!
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Boopie, it's almost dinner.
Can you clean all this up?
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Sorry. I needed the space to
sort out all my applications.
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Applications?
258
00:08:07,748 --> 00:08:09,214
Did someone say "applications"?!
259
00:08:09,300 --> 00:08:11,417
Please tell me you're
filling out applications!
260
00:08:11,502 --> 00:08:13,619
I really am. And it's all thanks to Mom.
261
00:08:13,721 --> 00:08:16,722
Oh! Your dumb idea worked! Look at you!
262
00:08:16,807 --> 00:08:19,910
Say the words, Murray.
Say, "Mama fixed it."
263
00:08:19,176 --> 00:08:20,392
I'll say anything you want
264
00:08:20,478 --> 00:08:23,462
because my baby's applying
to "Tic-Tac-Dough."
265
00:08:23,564 --> 00:08:24,680
What the [bleep] is this?
266
00:08:24,765 --> 00:08:27,483
Don't worry. "Tic-Tac-Dough"
is just my safety show.
267
00:08:27,602 --> 00:08:29,735
My dream is to get
accepted into "Jeopardy!"
268
00:08:29,820 --> 00:08:31,937
That's what this is about game shows?
269
00:08:32,230 --> 00:08:34,690
Mom reminded me of the smart,
confident girl I used to be,
270
00:08:34,775 --> 00:08:36,141
which is why I'm applying
271
00:08:36,243 --> 00:08:38,527
to all the top game shows
in the country. Game shows?!
272
00:08:38,613 --> 00:08:40,829
Sadly, I got wait-listed
for "Win, Lose or Draw,"
273
00:08:40,948 --> 00:08:43,365
but "Wheel of Fortune" has
rolling admissions. Game shows.
274
00:08:43,451 --> 00:08:45,840
I'm sorry, this is your plan?
275
00:08:45,169 --> 00:08:46,485
Well, I'm weighing my options.
276
00:08:46,587 --> 00:08:48,654
I know it'll be cheaper if
I go to "Finders Keepers,"
277
00:08:48,756 --> 00:08:49,922
which shoots in Philly.
278
00:08:50,700 --> 00:08:52,700
But I always envisioned
myself going out of state.
279
00:08:52,126 --> 00:08:53,992
Game shows, Bevy! Game shows!
280
00:08:54,950 --> 00:08:56,428
At the very least, I can
go to "Let's Make a Deal."
281
00:08:56,514 --> 00:08:58,464
Anyone with a costume can get in there.
282
00:08:58,549 --> 00:09:00,332
Although, their program
won't really challenge me
283
00:09:00,434 --> 00:09:01,350
like "Jeopardy!"
284
00:09:01,469 --> 00:09:03,519
- Wish me luck.
- Mwah!
285
00:09:03,638 --> 00:09:05,200
Game shows?!
286
00:09:05,139 --> 00:09:07,389
Just calm down. Trust me.
287
00:09:07,475 --> 00:09:10,175
Erica will find that
college is the only answer
288
00:09:10,277 --> 00:09:12,945
when she can't get on to
any of these silly shows.
289
00:09:13,300 --> 00:09:14,290
You mean game shows?
290
00:09:14,148 --> 00:09:15,531
Stop saying "game shows."
291
00:09:15,650 --> 00:09:17,983
It's fine. Mama will fix this.
292
00:09:18,690 --> 00:09:19,234
Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God!
293
00:09:19,320 --> 00:09:20,402
"Jeopardy!" just called,
294
00:09:20,488 --> 00:09:22,204
and they want me to
come in for an interview!
295
00:09:22,323 --> 00:09:24,406
Yeah, Mama didn't fix it.
296
00:09:26,941 --> 00:09:28,558
Erica had been accepted
297
00:09:28,593 --> 00:09:29,859
into the prestigious
"Jeopardy!" tryouts,
298
00:09:29,928 --> 00:09:30,860
and she was taking the
opportunity very seriously.
299
00:09:30,946 --> 00:09:31,978
What is a Frisbee?!
300
00:09:32,300 --> 00:09:32,962
- What is a Frisbee?
- Right.
301
00:09:33,310 --> 00:09:34,948
Beat ya, Larry.
302
00:09:35,330 --> 00:09:36,799
Hey, I'm in training here!
303
00:09:36,868 --> 00:09:38,368
Don't care. This ends now.
304
00:09:38,436 --> 00:09:39,969
Welcome to Dad fixing your life.
305
00:09:40,380 --> 00:09:41,337
Hello? Did you not hear about
306
00:09:41,406 --> 00:09:42,972
my super-well-thought-out
game-show plan?
307
00:09:43,740 --> 00:09:44,140
Well, here's my plan.
308
00:09:44,209 --> 00:09:46,342
Step one, get off your butt.
309
00:09:46,411 --> 00:09:47,777
Step two, go to college.
310
00:09:47,846 --> 00:09:48,845
Plan over. Fixed.
311
00:09:48,914 --> 00:09:50,547
Murray, I told you not to mix in.
312
00:09:50,632 --> 00:09:51,548
I'm handling it.
313
00:09:51,616 --> 00:09:52,515
There you go, Mom.
314
00:09:52,601 --> 00:09:53,616
Control your man.
315
00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,151
Please just do step one!
316
00:09:55,253 --> 00:09:56,352
Get off my couch!
317
00:09:56,421 --> 00:09:58,870
I think what Daddy's trying to say
318
00:09:58,190 --> 00:10:00,356
is, um, maybe "Jeopardy!"
319
00:10:00,425 --> 00:10:02,541
isn't actually doing
something with your life.
320
00:10:02,594 --> 00:10:05,528
Duh. I know I can't only
live off winning "Jeopardy!"
321
00:10:05,630 --> 00:10:07,263
That's why I have a
whole plan worked out.
322
00:10:07,332 --> 00:10:08,648
[Chuckling] Oh, thank you, Lord!
323
00:10:08,700 --> 00:10:09,933
She has a plan, Murray!
324
00:10:10,350 --> 00:10:11,568
What is your plan? Tell us your plan.
325
00:10:11,636 --> 00:10:13,200
Your firstborn baby
326
00:10:13,710 --> 00:10:16,506
is going to be a professional
game-show contestant.
327
00:10:17,959 --> 00:10:19,175
Professional what now?
328
00:10:19,261 --> 00:10:22,111
Starting now, I'm gonna
do game shows full time.
329
00:10:22,214 --> 00:10:24,147
That's not a plan, Erica!
330
00:10:24,216 --> 00:10:25,748
Whoa! Where is this coming from?
331
00:10:25,817 --> 00:10:27,283
This whole thing was your idea.
332
00:10:27,385 --> 00:10:29,252
When I called you my little genius,
333
00:10:29,321 --> 00:10:30,954
I meant go to college.
334
00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:32,455
Oh, so it's like that, huh?
335
00:10:32,524 --> 00:10:34,741
It's not "like that", It is that.
336
00:10:34,793 --> 00:10:35,858
Well, you know what?
337
00:10:35,927 --> 00:10:37,327
When I win on "Price is Right,"
338
00:10:37,395 --> 00:10:39,662
I'm not sharing any of my cash or prizes
339
00:10:39,731 --> 00:10:40,964
from the Showcase Showdown.
340
00:10:41,490 --> 00:10:42,198
And you know what else?
341
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,734
I'm gonna go on "Family
Feud" all by myself.
342
00:10:44,803 --> 00:10:48,605
Oh, please! We all know
you need us for that game.
343
00:10:48,673 --> 00:10:51,207
I'll just tell them I'm an
orphan and win it all on my own.
344
00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:53,192
- Don't you dare!
- I got it.
345
00:10:53,228 --> 00:10:55,912
If you go on "Family Feud"
without your beloved family,
346
00:10:56,140 --> 00:10:57,730
then that is the ultimate betrayal!
347
00:10:57,766 --> 00:10:59,749
- Do not cry.
- Oh, it's happening.
348
00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,568
And when I get my creepy
kiss from Richard Dawson,
349
00:11:02,604 --> 00:11:04,270
you will be nowhere in sight!
350
00:11:04,322 --> 00:11:07,239
She's threatening to go on
"Family Feud" by herself!
351
00:11:07,325 --> 00:11:08,841
She's gone too far.
352
00:11:08,893 --> 00:11:10,727
You and I are upset
about different things.
353
00:11:10,795 --> 00:11:12,280
As my parents went to war
354
00:11:12,970 --> 00:11:13,563
with their
game-show-loving daughter,
355
00:11:13,615 --> 00:11:17,166
Barry was still convinced Kim
was a secret Color Day spy.
356
00:11:17,269 --> 00:11:18,434
Uh, Kim?
357
00:11:18,536 --> 00:11:19,652
- Yeah?
- Hello.
358
00:11:19,704 --> 00:11:21,571
I have some unfortunate news
359
00:11:21,640 --> 00:11:24,374
regarding your forthcoming
movie date with Barry Goldberg.
360
00:11:24,442 --> 00:11:25,708
Oh, no. Is he not coming?
361
00:11:25,777 --> 00:11:28,110
The answers to your questions
are all in this secret message
362
00:11:28,790 --> 00:11:30,847
he asked me to smuggle to you
somewhere inside of myself.
363
00:11:30,915 --> 00:11:33,549
But, yeah, I didn't do that, so here.
364
00:11:33,652 --> 00:11:34,684
"Dear Kim,
365
00:11:34,769 --> 00:11:36,352
Clearly your interest
in me is a mere ploy
366
00:11:36,421 --> 00:11:38,888
to keep me from leading the
blue team to Color Day victory.
367
00:11:38,957 --> 00:11:40,790
Your sinister plan has failed.
368
00:11:40,892 --> 00:11:42,959
Eat blue farts, witch."
369
00:11:42,994 --> 00:11:45,628
- Is this a joke?
- Sadly, it's more of a blunt rejection
370
00:11:45,697 --> 00:11:48,640
contained in a wildly
paranoid and hostile letter.
371
00:11:48,133 --> 00:11:51,501
"Yellow is only good for one
thing, being on bananas.
372
00:11:51,603 --> 00:11:54,170
Ha ha ha. You suck.
373
00:11:54,239 --> 00:11:55,538
Fondly, Barry."
374
00:11:55,607 --> 00:11:57,940
If you wouldn't mind, I'm
gonna need the note back.
375
00:11:58,900 --> 00:11:59,342
Barry insisted that I eat it.
376
00:11:59,411 --> 00:12:01,100
This is all about Color Day?
377
00:12:01,790 --> 00:12:02,812
I don't even care about that stuff.
378
00:12:02,914 --> 00:12:04,113
You know what?
379
00:12:04,149 --> 00:12:07,166
Just go ahead and throw the
note away at your convenience.
380
00:12:07,218 --> 00:12:09,218
Trust me, bro. I don't
think Kim's a spy.
381
00:12:09,287 --> 00:12:11,187
Of course she is. When
she read your note,
382
00:12:11,256 --> 00:12:13,973
she immediately had
tears of sadness and rage.
383
00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:16,108
Ugh, right. That Kim's a tough cookie.
384
00:12:16,161 --> 00:12:18,428
But I literally eat
cookies for breakfast.
385
00:12:18,496 --> 00:12:20,530
Um, Bar, it's pretty clear
386
00:12:20,615 --> 00:12:22,248
you're just pushing Kim
away with crazy conspiracies
387
00:12:22,283 --> 00:12:23,566
'cause you're still not over Lainey.
388
00:12:23,635 --> 00:12:25,968
Stop trying to get inside my head,
389
00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:27,403
mortal enemy Matt Bradley!
390
00:12:27,439 --> 00:12:30,390
Just go back to eating lunch
with your yellow best friends.
391
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,275
They're not my best friends.
They're sixth graders.
392
00:12:32,344 --> 00:12:34,894
Dude, Matt's right.
This girl's into you.
393
00:12:34,946 --> 00:12:38,398
Oh, man. How'd I not see this?
394
00:12:38,483 --> 00:12:40,383
You're working for them, too!
395
00:12:40,485 --> 00:12:41,667
What?! Come on!
396
00:12:41,753 --> 00:12:43,619
Matt Bradley got to you.
397
00:12:43,688 --> 00:12:45,204
You're a double-agent mole
398
00:12:45,240 --> 00:12:47,706
sent here to make
sure we lose Color Day.
399
00:12:47,759 --> 00:12:49,459
Have you ever known me to care
400
00:12:49,527 --> 00:12:52,128
about an athletic
competition at any time?
401
00:12:52,230 --> 00:12:55,365
Maybe you've been faking
a dislike of sports
402
00:12:55,450 --> 00:12:56,416
your whole life,
403
00:12:56,501 --> 00:12:57,884
knowing this moment would come!
404
00:12:57,969 --> 00:13:00,136
Maybe you're the greatest athlete
405
00:13:00,205 --> 00:13:01,838
this school has ever seen!
406
00:13:01,940 --> 00:13:04,400
Look at my lazy eye, dude!
407
00:13:04,142 --> 00:13:06,258
I have no depth perception!
408
00:13:06,344 --> 00:13:08,494
None! Or do you?
409
00:13:08,546 --> 00:13:11,147
I'm pretty sure he's not
athletic in any way, dude.
410
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:13,750
Oh, no. They got to Naked Rob, too!
411
00:13:13,852 --> 00:13:15,318
You're spinning out, pal.
412
00:13:15,437 --> 00:13:16,319
Ohh!
413
00:13:16,438 --> 00:13:17,537
Blue forever!
414
00:13:17,589 --> 00:13:19,505
While Barry's sanity was in jeopardy,
415
00:13:19,541 --> 00:13:21,124
Erica was acing her tryout.
416
00:13:22,293 --> 00:13:23,893
Final Jeopardy! Boom!
417
00:13:23,995 --> 00:13:25,344
Nailed it!
418
00:13:25,397 --> 00:13:27,196
Erica was only a single interview away
419
00:13:27,265 --> 00:13:28,364
from her game-show dreams.
420
00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:30,400
Big congrats on making it this far.
421
00:13:30,468 --> 00:13:32,535
Now we just need to get
to know you a bit better.
422
00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:35,505
So, tell me what you've
been up to in the last year.
423
00:13:35,573 --> 00:13:36,722
Me? Oh, man.
424
00:13:36,775 --> 00:13:38,574
So much stuff.
425
00:13:38,676 --> 00:13:40,426
Okay.
426
00:13:40,478 --> 00:13:42,445
Care to elaborate on the stuff?
427
00:13:42,480 --> 00:13:44,981
As of late, I have been
trying out for "Jeopardy!"
428
00:13:45,490 --> 00:13:47,583
Trying out for "Jeopardy!"
can't really be a talking point
429
00:13:47,702 --> 00:13:49,786
for someone trying out for "Jeopardy!"
430
00:13:49,854 --> 00:13:51,771
Very fair. The last lady I interviewed...
431
00:13:51,823 --> 00:13:54,757
she's an ornithologist, and
she makes her own lavender soap.
432
00:13:54,859 --> 00:13:56,225
Ooh, I use soap.
433
00:13:56,344 --> 00:13:57,810
Big soap gal right here.
434
00:13:57,862 --> 00:13:59,328
Well, we already got a soap gal,
435
00:13:59,397 --> 00:14:01,864
and she doesn't just
use it, she makes it.
436
00:14:01,966 --> 00:14:04,584
- You get me?
- God, yes, I get you.
437
00:14:04,619 --> 00:14:06,552
Look, I dropped out of school
438
00:14:06,604 --> 00:14:07,804
so that I could follow my dreams.
439
00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,238
And then it was, like, super hard.
440
00:14:09,340 --> 00:14:12,875
And now I have no job and
no degree and no prospects.
441
00:14:12,944 --> 00:14:14,677
I had to borrow this suit from my mom.
442
00:14:14,746 --> 00:14:16,496
And you know how I said I use soap?
443
00:14:16,581 --> 00:14:18,514
At best, I shower twice a week,
444
00:14:18,583 --> 00:14:20,283
'cause it's like, what's the point?!
445
00:14:20,385 --> 00:14:23,286
Just, please, you got to
put me on "Jeopardy!" bro.
446
00:14:23,354 --> 00:14:25,521
I'd say maybe try
"Tic-Tac-Dough."
447
00:14:30,261 --> 00:14:32,610
- What's this?
- A message from Barry.
448
00:14:32,130 --> 00:14:34,130
It's written in code,
but the code is wrong.
449
00:14:34,232 --> 00:14:35,431
Just meet him in the gym.
450
00:14:39,337 --> 00:14:40,970
Leave it dark.
451
00:14:41,390 --> 00:14:42,889
No one on the blue team
452
00:14:42,974 --> 00:14:45,107
can ever see me
consorting with the enemy.
453
00:14:45,176 --> 00:14:46,292
Okey-dokey.
454
00:14:46,344 --> 00:14:49,610
I've summoned you here
today to seek your wisdom.
455
00:14:49,970 --> 00:14:50,279
Oh. Seriously?
456
00:14:50,348 --> 00:14:52,381
Look, I know I give you a lot of guff
457
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,550
and always call you
"Unbearable Matt Bradley,"
458
00:14:54,619 --> 00:14:56,219
'cause that's just me
being a good leader.
459
00:14:56,337 --> 00:14:57,753
But truth is,
460
00:14:57,789 --> 00:15:00,957
you're the smartest, kindest,
most thoughtful guy I know.
461
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:02,375
Stop, bro.
462
00:15:02,410 --> 00:15:03,826
You know how I get with this stuff.
463
00:15:03,895 --> 00:15:04,861
I mean it!
464
00:15:04,929 --> 00:15:06,812
If anything, I say mean things to you
465
00:15:06,898 --> 00:15:09,632
'cause...
466
00:15:09,751 --> 00:15:11,300
I love you, Matt Bradley.
467
00:15:11,369 --> 00:15:12,285
Dude, don't.
468
00:15:12,370 --> 00:15:13,903
I love how smart you are.
469
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:17,640
How caring and wonderful you are.
470
00:15:17,709 --> 00:15:19,208
Oh. This is too much.
471
00:15:19,327 --> 00:15:22,111
I love your hair and your confidence
472
00:15:22,213 --> 00:15:23,479
and how you wear sandals
473
00:15:23,581 --> 00:15:25,898
and don't care who
sees your little toes.
474
00:15:25,950 --> 00:15:27,917
I mean, they're just feet,
you know? Everyone's got 'em.
475
00:15:28,190 --> 00:15:30,286
Which is why I need you to tell me...
476
00:15:30,355 --> 00:15:31,871
will I ever get over Lainey?
477
00:15:31,906 --> 00:15:33,956
I know losing Lainey broke your heart,
478
00:15:34,420 --> 00:15:36,250
but that doesn't mean
your heart won't heal.
479
00:15:36,940 --> 00:15:37,960
- You think?
- I know.
480
00:15:38,620 --> 00:15:40,296
But what if I blew
it with this Kim girl?
481
00:15:40,398 --> 00:15:43,320
What if I'm, like, supposed
to marry her or something?
482
00:15:43,151 --> 00:15:45,184
If it's meant to be, it'll happen.
483
00:15:45,236 --> 00:15:46,352
Promise.
484
00:15:46,404 --> 00:15:48,354
With that, Barry stopped being afraid
485
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,189
and decided to take a chance.
486
00:15:50,241 --> 00:15:53,175
Hey. I know I'm not
supposed to be over here,
487
00:15:53,261 --> 00:15:56,712
but a great friend of mine made
me realize I made a mistake.
488
00:15:56,814 --> 00:15:57,896
And I'm sorry.
489
00:15:57,999 --> 00:15:59,615
Aww.
490
00:15:59,701 --> 00:16:02,668
Well, it's too little,
too late now, sucka!
491
00:16:02,754 --> 00:16:05,788
And I cannot wait to watch
you cry ugly blue tears
492
00:16:05,873 --> 00:16:08,900
as I dance on your dizzy blue body!
493
00:16:08,209 --> 00:16:09,241
Since when?!
494
00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,344
Adam said you don't
care about Color Day!
495
00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:14,960
You do! Now beat it, Barrithy.
496
00:16:14,215 --> 00:16:16,810
That is your name, right?
497
00:16:16,184 --> 00:16:17,717
It most certainly is not!
498
00:16:17,802 --> 00:16:19,969
Uh, yeah, this took a weird turn.
499
00:16:20,540 --> 00:16:21,200
You should probably just go.
500
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:22,638
Oh, I'll go!
501
00:16:22,724 --> 00:16:24,423
Straight to blue victory!
502
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:27,560
Yellow sucks!
503
00:16:28,125 --> 00:16:30,822
Color Day was upon us.
The long-standing rivalry
504
00:16:30,993 --> 00:16:32,921
between yellow and blue
pitted friend against friend,
505
00:16:33,113 --> 00:16:36,911
brother against brother, even
boyfriend against girlfriend.
506
00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,496
Psst, boy nerd!
507
00:16:38,531 --> 00:16:41,820
Sneak this note to my
boyfriend, Dave Kim.
508
00:16:41,184 --> 00:16:42,500
- Ohh.
- It's so hot and forbidden.
509
00:16:43,687 --> 00:16:45,220
With that blue win,
510
00:16:45,288 --> 00:16:48,189
it comes down to the
senior class dizzy bat race.
511
00:16:48,258 --> 00:16:51,493
Ready... set... spin!
512
00:16:51,561 --> 00:16:54,779
- ♪ You got the touch ♪
- It was a deadlocked tie,
513
00:16:54,814 --> 00:16:57,310
and it all came down to
the senior class event.
514
00:16:57,100 --> 00:16:58,566
As fate would have it,
515
00:16:58,635 --> 00:17:01,736
my brother was pitted against
his mortal Color Day enemy.
516
00:17:01,838 --> 00:17:02,837
♪ Yeah! ♪
517
00:17:07,844 --> 00:17:09,527
But Barry was no match for Kim.
518
00:17:09,563 --> 00:17:11,913
Her spite and rage
made her unbeatable...
519
00:17:11,998 --> 00:17:13,948
but also very dizzy.
520
00:17:14,985 --> 00:17:15,884
Ohh!
521
00:17:15,952 --> 00:17:18,350
Oh, she's down! Go, go, go!
522
00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:20,221
In that moment, Barry
was guaranteed victory.
523
00:17:20,323 --> 00:17:21,456
Ow. Ow. Ow.
524
00:17:21,491 --> 00:17:23,525
- Come on, man! No mercy!
- What are you doing, man?!
525
00:17:23,593 --> 00:17:26,194
But he decided to win
a whole different way.
526
00:17:26,296 --> 00:17:28,450
Dude, no! What is he doing?!
527
00:17:29,666 --> 00:17:32,417
It was a moment that would go
down in William Penn history,
528
00:17:32,469 --> 00:17:34,969
but not because Barry took the easy win.
529
00:17:35,710 --> 00:17:37,500
And it's a tie!
530
00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:39,657
I love this Quaker school!
531
00:17:39,709 --> 00:17:41,926
Color Day may have
started by dividing us...
532
00:17:41,945 --> 00:17:44,362
but in the end, it
brought us all together.
533
00:17:45,982 --> 00:17:47,415
...of watching Barry's
adventures from afar,
534
00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:49,117
Kim was finally part of one.
535
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,586
And it was awesome.
536
00:17:51,688 --> 00:17:52,820
Yes! Yes!
537
00:17:52,906 --> 00:17:54,355
As for Erica,
538
00:17:54,424 --> 00:17:56,824
she lost something way bigger
than a shot at "Jeopardy!"
539
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,409
She lost hope.
540
00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,595
Hey, Schmoo.
541
00:18:00,697 --> 00:18:02,647
Hey.
542
00:18:02,699 --> 00:18:04,732
So I guess this means
you lost on "Jeopardy!"?
543
00:18:04,834 --> 00:18:07,350
Yeah.
544
00:18:07,137 --> 00:18:08,403
Dad was right.
545
00:18:08,471 --> 00:18:10,371
You gave me a year to
prove I could be someone,
546
00:18:10,440 --> 00:18:13,508
and all I proved was I'm a mess.
547
00:18:13,543 --> 00:18:16,110
Do you think I wasn't a
mess when I was your age?
548
00:18:16,179 --> 00:18:18,780
The good news is you eventually grow up.
549
00:18:18,848 --> 00:18:21,149
Well, I hate who I'm growing into.
550
00:18:21,217 --> 00:18:25,860
I mean, I'm angry and
selfish and very bossy.
551
00:18:25,155 --> 00:18:28,539
Honestly, I don't know
why Geoff puts up with me.
552
00:18:28,592 --> 00:18:31,409
'Cause he loves you, just like we do.
553
00:18:31,461 --> 00:18:32,877
Well, I don't love me.
554
00:18:32,929 --> 00:18:34,395
No, don't say that.
555
00:18:34,464 --> 00:18:36,898
It's true. Just look at me back then.
556
00:18:36,967 --> 00:18:39,133
I was happy. I was me.
557
00:18:39,202 --> 00:18:41,903
And then I spent years shedding
everything about that girl
558
00:18:41,972 --> 00:18:45,440
trying to prove I was cool,
desperate to be a rock star.
559
00:18:45,508 --> 00:18:48,443
That girl is still you, Erica.
560
00:18:48,511 --> 00:18:50,812
And I still believe she can do anything.
561
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:52,981
This was a bad year, Mom.
562
00:18:53,490 --> 00:18:54,849
♪ "Grab your things, I've
come to take you home" ♪
563
00:18:54,968 --> 00:18:56,351
I know, Boopie.
564
00:18:56,419 --> 00:18:57,952
Sometimes it takes a big fall
565
00:18:58,710 --> 00:18:59,554
before you know where you stand.
566
00:18:59,623 --> 00:19:01,522
But even though my
sister was leaving behind
567
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:02,957
her rock-star dreams,
568
00:19:03,430 --> 00:19:05,510
it didn't mean she
wouldn't find new ones.
569
00:19:05,595 --> 00:19:07,829
Bad time?
570
00:19:07,897 --> 00:19:10,247
Oh, wow. Hi. Is everything okay?
571
00:19:10,350 --> 00:19:13,234
Actually, yeah.
572
00:19:13,303 --> 00:19:15,837
Do you still have all
those college catalogs?
573
00:19:15,939 --> 00:19:17,705
For what? For me.
574
00:19:17,774 --> 00:19:20,174
Oh, my God, Erica.
That's amazing! Just stop.
575
00:19:20,243 --> 00:19:22,944
It's not a sure thing, and I'm
not even telling my parents.
576
00:19:23,460 --> 00:19:25,313
Just me?
577
00:19:25,415 --> 00:19:26,914
It's always been just you.
578
00:19:26,983 --> 00:19:29,183
Always.
579
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,691
Hey, I got you a Color Day
ice for your swollen ankle.
580
00:19:36,793 --> 00:19:38,893
Thanks!
581
00:19:38,978 --> 00:19:41,729
So, why did you help me?
582
00:19:41,815 --> 00:19:44,298
I mean, you could've won it
all and been a school-wide hero.
583
00:19:44,367 --> 00:19:46,734
Yeah, well, I've spent
the last four years
584
00:19:46,836 --> 00:19:48,453
trying to impress everyone here,
585
00:19:48,488 --> 00:19:50,204
but I'd much rather leave this place
586
00:19:50,306 --> 00:19:52,373
knowing you don't
think I'm a total jerk.
587
00:19:52,475 --> 00:19:54,175
Mm. Still on the fence.
588
00:19:54,244 --> 00:19:58,790
Maybe I can make my decision
after we finally see that movie?
589
00:19:58,148 --> 00:20:00,581
I just don't think it's the right time.
590
00:20:00,650 --> 00:20:02,867
I still got to sort some stuff out.
591
00:20:02,952 --> 00:20:04,886
Still glad I said something.
592
00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:05,870
Me too.
593
00:20:05,972 --> 00:20:07,121
And who knows?
594
00:20:07,223 --> 00:20:09,407
Maybe our paths will cross again.
595
00:20:09,442 --> 00:20:10,441
You think?
596
00:20:10,543 --> 00:20:12,577
I got a good feeling, Kimothy.
597
00:20:12,662 --> 00:20:14,328
You up for a funnel cake?
598
00:20:14,414 --> 00:20:16,714
It's a date. Hop on.
599
00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:17,965
It's funny how the people
600
00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:19,617
who have the biggest impact on our lives
601
00:20:19,719 --> 00:20:21,753
show up at the strangest moments.
602
00:20:21,838 --> 00:20:23,721
In the twisty journey of life,
603
00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:27,642
you never know who will
end up carrying you through.
604
00:20:39,976 --> 00:20:44,770
Gah! Chill, bro. Oh. It's me, Dave Kim.
605
00:20:44,322 --> 00:20:45,337
I'm the new mascot.
606
00:20:45,515 --> 00:20:46,649
Since when, Dave Kim?
607
00:20:46,931 --> 00:20:48,860
Since me.
608
00:20:48,341 --> 00:20:50,320
My girlfriend's super into it.
609
00:20:50,321 --> 00:20:53,200
I got a thing for older
men with giant heads.
610
00:20:54,376 --> 00:20:58,700
I can't feel anything, but I
feel something great is happening.
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