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- May I help you, ma'am?
- I want one of those charge cards
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you banks are handing out.
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[Chuckles] It's not quite
as simple as that.
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Oh, please. Fred Flintstone has one,
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and he lives in a cartoon.
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I would need to speak
to your husband about this.
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He's gonna tell you the same thing...
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He's the one who watches
"The Flintstones."
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And I'm kind of in a hurry.
I was at the market next door,
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I came up six dollars short,
and I had to leave
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my frozen food at the checkout counter.
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MAN: You've got to be kidding me.
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WOMAN ON PA: We need to open up
another register.
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I'm sure she'll be right back.
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WOMAN: I have perishables!
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As you can see, Mrs. Cleary,
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you can't get a card on your own
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without Mr. Cleary co-signing.
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And why not?
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The bank is nervous about gals
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getting carried away
at the department store.
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What if you bought a dozen hats
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and then couldn't pay for them?
[Chuckles]
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I would never put something on
my head that wasn't paid for.
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Give this application to Mr. Cleary
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or any male family member...
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a father, brother.
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Do you have an adult son?
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You would trust one of my idiot sons,
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and you won't trust me with six dollars?
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We have an account here.
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It's in your husband's name.
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I'm sorry, but I can't help you
without him present.
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What if I told you I had a gun?
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The woman says she has a gun.
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[Both laugh]
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ADULT TIMMY:
This was funny back in 1972,
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because back then
there were still a few people
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who didn't carry guns.
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Now, if your husband came in here
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and said that he had a gun,
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um, that I would take seriously.
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My dad had always
done all the shopping...
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watching every penny like a hawk.
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A hawk who had lived through
the Great hawk Depression.
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When my mom got her license,
she took over this chore,
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but he couldn't help second-guessing.
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You didn't buy Raisin Bran?
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How am I gonna get the trains moving?
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They had a two-for-one deal
on Shredded Wheat.
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Eh, it's not a deal if nobody eats it.
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Oh, they'll eat it,
whether they know it or not.
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Can I see the receipt?
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I'd love to daydream
about the lake house I'll buy
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with all that Shredded Wheat savings.
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- Lawrence.
- Aah!
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[Brush clatters]
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Wendi, sorry. [Exhales deeply]
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I thought you were that possum.
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A possum knows your name?
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I need a hand with something.
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Sure, but, uh, where's Eddie?
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He's what I need a hand with.
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We went to this sunrise
wedding at the beach.
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- Groovy.
- Pretty nice.
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Uh, the romantic mood was dampened
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- by a rotting whale carcass.
- Yeah.
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Anyway, certain substances
were passed around
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and hit Eddie pretty hard.
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He wound up skinny dipping
with most of the groomsmen
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- and the grandfather of the bride.
- But he's okay?
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He's asleep in the back
of the station wagon.
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I never found his clothes
but covered him in beach towels
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- and a discarded bridesmaid dress.
- [Chuckles]
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Sounds like a good time.
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I hoped I could get him into bed
without your parents knowing,
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but he's heavy...
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- we might even need Frank's help.
- Not advisable.
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- Hey, Frank.
- Oh, hey.
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I'm cool either way,
but did I just hear,
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like, a-a girl's voice in here
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behind a closed door?
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I can promise you
there's no girl in here.
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I wouldn't mind or tell anyone,
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just maybe congratulate you
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on your romantic proficiency.
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Thanks, man.
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Carry on.
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♪♪
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Thirty cents a pound for ground beef.
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- Attagirl.
- I asked for the stuff in the back
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that was past its expiration date.
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Oh, here's something else
for you to look at.
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- I stopped over at the bank.
- The bank?
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I'm also thinking about getting a gun.
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That's crazy. A charge card?
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So I don't have to talk with you
every time I do the shopping.
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I don't mind you coming to me.
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Gives us a new area for conversation.
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It gets a little stale
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always talking about
how dumb the kids are.
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That's a well that never runs dry.
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- This one choked on his fist today.
- [Andy fusses]
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- It was hysterical.
- [Chuckles]
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I'm just saying, a charge card
would make things easier.
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[Chuckles] Lucifer's apple.
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Tricking women into spending
beyond their means...
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going crazy, buying a bunch of hats.
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Ha!
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Wait a minute. That's not right.
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♪♪
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I knew it!
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I don't know what you were
referring to, but I concur.
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That cashier at the market's a thief.
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And not much of a babysitter, either.
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She charged me for one
of my "free" Shredded Wheats.
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Did she at least give you green stamps?
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She did not.
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- Where's the station wagon?
- Out front.
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Maybe they pulled this crap on Mike
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but not on me, buster!
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Unbelievable. Enough is enough!
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Hi, Mrs. Cleary.
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[Door slams]
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TIMMY: Oh, no.
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What'd you jackals do to your mom?
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- We have no idea!
- Nothing worse than usual.
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[Tires squeal]
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She drove away.
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In the station wagon? No!
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Did you leave something in the car?
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Just a... sun hat.
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You women with your hats.
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♪♪
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So, who set her off this time?
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It was me! She knows!
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Mom knows everything!
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Any idea where she might be going?
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I'm just really worried about that hat.
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She does this kind of thing sometimes.
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A possum just leapt out of my freezer!
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Sorry, we really thought he was dead.
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Yeah, he must've been playing po...
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That's where that expression comes from!
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I have had it with your shenanigans!
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Enough... is enough!
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- Mom!
- We just didn't want him to smell
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before the service!
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As bad as it felt when Mom yelled at us,
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it was exponentially worse
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when she simply withdrew to her room
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with the clear implication that
we'd lost her love forever.
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Mom, we'll never do it again, I swear!
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PAT: [Muffled] I didn't
even know about it,
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but I'm sorry, too!
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WILLIAM: Usually when
she's upset like this,
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she locks herself
in her room for an hour.
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Yeah, but now she's in
a room with wheels,
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and it can go anywhere!
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What were we thinking when
we let her get a license?
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You savages better hope
that she comes back,
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because without that woman,
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you're all in the streets
eating garbage.
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So the food will be better.
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It was nice knowing you all.
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I'm gonna go live in
the wilderness like Mowgli.
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[Door opens, closes]
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I keep thinking I may be
responsible for this.
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It's that darn smart mouth of mine.
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Mom said, "Good morning,"
and I said, "Is it?"
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I can be rather salty
before I've had my cocoa.
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Pretty sure you're in the clear.
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What's the point of sweating
about who did what?
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Eventually, Mom will come home
and squash one of us.
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Make the most of the time you have...
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enjoy the things you cherish.
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I'm gonna nap,
then call the bowling alley
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and ask if they have ten-pound balls.
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Hey, was Mom in here before?
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I don't know.
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'Cause my bag was here
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and now it's here.
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I run my whole business out of that bag.
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Joey's business was procuring girls
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for hormonally over-eager teenage boys.
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Not actual girls, but
their lovely, undraped images.
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♪ Get it on ♪
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Then he realized
he could maximize profits
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by breaking the images down
into their individual parts.
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♪ Get it on ♪
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♪ Bang a gong, get it on ♪
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[Whispering] I've got a kid
who just wants feet.
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Hey, we use every part of the buffalo,
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which is actually where
Tiffani goes to Law School.
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I think you're in the clear, man.
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Nothing you do is gonna shock Mom
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- after the stuff you've pulled.
- That's true.
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She's totally given up
on my immortal soul.
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Unfortunately, she still
has hope for me.
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I think I know what set her off.
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Remember that stain I got
on her nice tablecloth?
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I will now perform the "Immovable Feast"
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using Mom's linen tablecloth
from her grandmother.
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Behold, as the tablecloth moves
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but the dinner...
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...stands still!
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Like many misdeeds from the 1970s,
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my cover-up was worse than the crime.
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[Insects buzzing]
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I'll just get in the box,
and you can bury me.
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I've seen worse.
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Spaghetti sauce is a piece
of cake compared to blood.
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Or cake.
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Relax, I've got a guy. [Chuckles]
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Mom won.
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She not only got the Shredded
Wheat they owed her,
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but the store took the money for it
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out of the cashier's paycheck.
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♪ ...lonely, you can always go... ♪
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♪ Downtown ♪
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What in the blazes?
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Pat?
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[Gasps]
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It's like they're trying
to put me in the nuthouse.
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Fearing my mom never stopped
my brothers and me
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from trying to get away
with stuff, but not Pat.
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He believed our mother was omniscient.
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And that's just how she liked it.
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That suitcase must be
getting awfully heavy.
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[Panting] Just some clothes,
and a toothbrush...
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And your pet bricks?
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♪ You can forget all your troubles... ♪
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- You really do know everything.
- And don't you forget it.
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♪ So go downtown, things'll... ♪
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[Andy coos]
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- William!
- WILLIAM: Yeah.
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Give me a hand here.
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With your mom gone AWOL,
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can you help me get Andy
ready for his day?
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His day? Does he have
an important business meeting?
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I'm sorry, Dad. That's my
smart mouth rearing up again.
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I don't think a kid should lay
around all day in his pajamas.
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Lack of structure is the surest
road to mental illness.
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You take care of this whole deal.
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It might help smooth things over
with your mom.
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Wait, you think she's mad at me?
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Could be any one of you kids.
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The only thing we know for sure is,
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it ain't me.
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It was then Dad realized
that he might be the culprit.
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- I'm an idiot.
- No argument here.
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Wow, I'm so sorry, Dad.
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00:08:44,460 --> 00:08:46,418
I've got to get some more cocoa in me.
255
00:08:46,419 --> 00:08:49,128
Maybe we should drive around,
see if we can find your mom
256
00:08:49,129 --> 00:08:50,758
before she finds Eddie in the backseat,
257
00:08:50,759 --> 00:08:52,216
spare them both the embarrassment.
258
00:08:52,241 --> 00:08:53,878
Or be right there to see it play out.
259
00:08:53,879 --> 00:08:55,418
Let me grab a sweatshirt...
260
00:08:55,419 --> 00:08:56,759
and a camera.
261
00:09:01,259 --> 00:09:02,548
Holy crap.
262
00:09:02,549 --> 00:09:04,298
That is blasphemy, mister.
263
00:09:04,299 --> 00:09:05,655
Unless you're talking about a diaper
264
00:09:05,680 --> 00:09:07,179
left in the manger by Baby Jesus.
265
00:09:07,204 --> 00:09:09,323
Is this maybe the reason
Mom was so upset?
266
00:09:09,324 --> 00:09:11,283
Was she out here with my journal
before she ran off?
267
00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:13,583
Frank knew Mom was angry
at the store cashier
268
00:09:13,584 --> 00:09:15,083
but decided to exploit the situation
269
00:09:15,084 --> 00:09:16,993
for his own twisted agenda.
270
00:09:16,994 --> 00:09:18,623
Yes. Right before.
271
00:09:18,624 --> 00:09:20,323
Yeah, she totally read it.
272
00:09:20,324 --> 00:09:22,953
Who else around here would do
something so insensitive?
273
00:09:22,954 --> 00:09:26,163
[Laughs] He talks about Mom,
like, on every page.
274
00:09:26,164 --> 00:09:28,163
What's a "raging narcissist"?
275
00:09:28,164 --> 00:09:30,083
It's "raging," so it's not good.
276
00:09:30,084 --> 00:09:32,913
Oh, this is too juicy.
I can read this thing all...
277
00:09:32,914 --> 00:09:34,913
- [Squeaking]
- Hey, those two squirrels are doin' it.
278
00:09:34,914 --> 00:09:37,033
[Timmy gasps]
279
00:09:37,034 --> 00:09:39,283
But what in your journal
could've upset Mom?
280
00:09:39,284 --> 00:09:41,953
It's not like there's anything
negative to be said about her.
281
00:09:41,954 --> 00:09:44,373
[Chuckles] Did you
compliment her too much?
282
00:09:44,374 --> 00:09:46,953
Sometimes when I do that,
it gets on her nerves.
283
00:09:46,954 --> 00:09:49,083
I don't know how I'm gonna face
her when she gets back, man.
284
00:09:49,084 --> 00:09:52,163
When Mom and I talk about you...
and we often do...
285
00:09:52,164 --> 00:09:54,163
an especially sore subject
286
00:09:54,164 --> 00:09:57,083
is that San Francisco-style rat's nest.
287
00:09:57,084 --> 00:09:59,033
- My hair bothers her that much?
- Mm.
288
00:09:59,034 --> 00:10:00,953
- She hasn't said anything to me.
- Well, you know Mom.
289
00:10:00,954 --> 00:10:02,623
She doesn't like to criticize.
290
00:10:02,624 --> 00:10:04,123
But it would be a nice gesture
291
00:10:04,124 --> 00:10:06,033
if you went out and
got a respectable crew-cut.
292
00:10:06,034 --> 00:10:08,743
[Sighs] It's just...
293
00:10:08,744 --> 00:10:10,123
chicks dig it, man.
294
00:10:10,124 --> 00:10:11,993
I know one very important "chick"
295
00:10:11,994 --> 00:10:14,323
who looks at it and "dies inside"...
296
00:10:14,324 --> 00:10:16,413
- her words.
- [Door opens]
297
00:10:16,414 --> 00:10:18,913
- Can we go?
- Yeah, I'm sorry.
298
00:10:18,914 --> 00:10:20,904
There's actually something
I need to go do.
299
00:10:23,255 --> 00:10:24,641
One dirty hippie down,
300
00:10:24,666 --> 00:10:25,950
five million to go.
301
00:10:28,988 --> 00:10:31,301
PAT: I had to run away
after the thing I did.
302
00:10:31,326 --> 00:10:34,663
- But you already know all about it.
- Of course I do.
303
00:10:35,233 --> 00:10:36,892
But I like hearing you say
304
00:10:36,917 --> 00:10:38,323
exactly what you're sorry about.
305
00:10:38,324 --> 00:10:42,095
Two days ago, I put an ice cube
up my nose, and it got stuck.
306
00:10:42,120 --> 00:10:43,545
I didn't tell anyone,
307
00:10:43,570 --> 00:10:46,493
so now I have an ice cube
in my nose forever.
308
00:10:46,494 --> 00:10:48,953
[Chuckling] Not forever.
309
00:10:48,954 --> 00:10:52,203
But it is gonna be a painful
and expensive surgery.
310
00:10:52,204 --> 00:10:53,953
What's this hullabaloo?
311
00:10:53,954 --> 00:10:56,123
Excuse me. Can I get through?
312
00:10:56,124 --> 00:10:57,913
Nope. Road's closed.
313
00:10:57,914 --> 00:10:59,663
I need to get this child home
for his treatment.
314
00:10:59,664 --> 00:11:01,743
Look at him. He's obviously not right.
315
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:04,163
I need a painful and expensive surgery.
316
00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:05,663
Oh, looks like a tough little guy,
317
00:11:05,664 --> 00:11:07,743
uh, despite his obstacles,
318
00:11:07,744 --> 00:11:09,993
but we won't be finished here
'til like six.
319
00:11:09,994 --> 00:11:12,123
You want to go down to
the second corner, make a right,
320
00:11:12,124 --> 00:11:13,583
take the underpass, then a right,
321
00:11:13,584 --> 00:11:14,993
then another right,
and then, uh, veer left...
322
00:11:14,994 --> 00:11:17,760
- you'll be good.
- Right, right, underpass...
323
00:11:17,785 --> 00:11:19,663
My mom doesn't need you
telling her where to go.
324
00:11:19,664 --> 00:11:22,112
- She knows everything.
- Absolutely.
325
00:11:22,137 --> 00:11:23,413
I've got it. [Chuckles]
326
00:11:23,414 --> 00:11:24,783
We'll be okay.
327
00:11:24,784 --> 00:11:26,769
Yes, you will, little soldier.
328
00:11:26,794 --> 00:11:27,963
Yes, you will. [Chuckles]
329
00:11:27,964 --> 00:11:30,253
- Here you go.
- [Gasps]
330
00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:32,043
My sister's kid
wears protective headgear.
331
00:11:32,044 --> 00:11:34,383
- It's a big help.
- Hooray!
332
00:11:34,384 --> 00:11:37,173
♪♪
333
00:11:37,174 --> 00:11:38,963
[Jackhammer drilling]
334
00:11:38,964 --> 00:11:42,003
♪♪
335
00:11:42,004 --> 00:11:43,423
Oh, Wendi.
336
00:11:43,424 --> 00:11:45,293
I need your woman ears on something.
337
00:11:45,294 --> 00:11:47,843
Earlier, Mrs. Cleary gave me
this charge card application,
338
00:11:47,844 --> 00:11:50,713
and I said no for a host
of excellent reasons.
339
00:11:50,714 --> 00:11:53,043
- Like what?
- I-Innumerable,
340
00:11:53,044 --> 00:11:54,793
each one better than the last.
341
00:11:54,794 --> 00:11:56,253
You think it's possible
342
00:11:56,254 --> 00:11:57,793
that this is what threw her
into a tizzy?
343
00:11:57,794 --> 00:11:59,673
I'd be very offended
344
00:11:59,674 --> 00:12:01,713
if I felt my husband
didn't trust me with money.
345
00:12:01,714 --> 00:12:03,043
I give Peggy an allowance every week.
346
00:12:03,044 --> 00:12:04,543
- Like a child.
- No!
347
00:12:04,544 --> 00:12:06,213
I don't give my children an allowance.
348
00:12:06,214 --> 00:12:07,713
Their allowance is me allowance-ing them
349
00:12:07,714 --> 00:12:09,793
- to live in my house.
- And Mrs. Cleary's house.
350
00:12:09,794 --> 00:12:12,633
Fine, Helen Reddy, it's her house, too.
351
00:12:12,634 --> 00:12:15,673
Maybe I need to go and find her.
352
00:12:15,674 --> 00:12:17,463
- Can I come?
- If you want.
353
00:12:17,464 --> 00:12:18,963
It's weird she hasn't come home.
354
00:12:18,964 --> 00:12:20,673
She might've run out of gas
and, you know,
355
00:12:20,674 --> 00:12:23,043
- doesn't have a charge card.
- You're right.
356
00:12:23,044 --> 00:12:24,843
She's a space cadet when it
comes to watching the gauge.
357
00:12:24,844 --> 00:12:26,583
[Chuckles]
358
00:12:26,584 --> 00:12:28,383
What is that stuff?
359
00:12:28,384 --> 00:12:30,253
Dry-cleaning chemicals.
360
00:12:30,254 --> 00:12:32,293
- Your friend's a dry cleaner?
- Well, Sid's a pool guy,
361
00:12:32,294 --> 00:12:34,003
and he does some embalming on the side,
362
00:12:34,004 --> 00:12:36,083
but he swears it's all the same stuff.
363
00:12:36,084 --> 00:12:37,583
- [Liquids gurgling]
- Is it safe?
364
00:12:37,584 --> 00:12:40,253
Uh, they put it in pools
and dead people, so, yeah.
365
00:12:40,254 --> 00:12:41,463
[Scoffs]
366
00:12:41,464 --> 00:12:43,673
Although...
367
00:12:43,674 --> 00:12:46,253
[distorted voice]
...it smells "pwitty"...
368
00:12:46,254 --> 00:12:49,043
[Distorted voice]
[Chuckles] You said "pwitty,"
369
00:12:49,044 --> 00:12:50,884
[echoing] not "pwitty."
370
00:12:52,044 --> 00:12:53,754
For some reason I can't say...
371
00:12:58,084 --> 00:12:59,463
Joey.
372
00:12:59,464 --> 00:13:00,713
Joey, how long were we...
373
00:13:00,714 --> 00:13:02,883
An hour.
374
00:13:02,884 --> 00:13:05,003
In retrospect, we probably
should've cracked a window.
375
00:13:05,004 --> 00:13:06,794
An hour?! What's this stuff done to...
376
00:13:08,134 --> 00:13:09,503
It worked!
377
00:13:09,504 --> 00:13:11,633
- It's all clean!
- Yeah, it's pretty!
378
00:13:11,634 --> 00:13:13,213
Hey, I can say "pretty" again!
379
00:13:13,214 --> 00:13:15,633
Let's dry it out in the sun
before Mom gets home.
380
00:13:15,634 --> 00:13:18,043
Cool! Check it out.
381
00:13:18,044 --> 00:13:19,963
No more fingerprints.
382
00:13:19,964 --> 00:13:21,843
♪ You put your right foot in ♪
383
00:13:21,844 --> 00:13:23,633
♪ You put your left foot in ♪
384
00:13:23,634 --> 00:13:25,583
- ♪ You do the Hokey Pokey ♪
- It's a right, then a left...
385
00:13:25,584 --> 00:13:27,633
- ♪ And you turn yourself around ♪
- ...then another left...
386
00:13:27,634 --> 00:13:29,673
- ♪ Then put your left foot in ♪
- ...then another right...
387
00:13:29,674 --> 00:13:31,423
- Right!
- That's not it.
388
00:13:31,424 --> 00:13:34,133
- Pat, you need to stop singing that song.
- Why?
389
00:13:34,134 --> 00:13:36,843
Do you know what a "Hokey Pokey" is?
390
00:13:36,844 --> 00:13:39,253
It's a stew cannibals make.
391
00:13:39,254 --> 00:13:40,843
"Put your left foot in.
Put your right foot in."
392
00:13:40,844 --> 00:13:43,173
It's not a song. It's a recipe.
393
00:13:43,174 --> 00:13:45,083
[Voice shaking]
That's what it's all about?
394
00:13:45,084 --> 00:13:48,583
Before GPS, getting lost was
a thing that actually happened.
395
00:13:48,584 --> 00:13:50,624
Are we lost, Mommy?
396
00:13:50,649 --> 00:13:52,849
How could we be lost
when I know everything?
397
00:13:53,884 --> 00:13:56,083
I do have to pull over and
make a call to the doctor
398
00:13:56,084 --> 00:13:57,793
to schedule your nose surgery.
399
00:13:57,794 --> 00:13:59,995
I can't even feel it up there anymore.
400
00:14:00,020 --> 00:14:01,860
That's not a good sign.
401
00:14:03,884 --> 00:14:06,093
I get why we looked for her
at the church,
402
00:14:06,118 --> 00:14:07,367
but the gun store?
403
00:14:07,392 --> 00:14:09,343
Ah, it's just something
she said in passing.
404
00:14:09,344 --> 00:14:12,084
On "Columbo," it's usually
the most important clue.
405
00:14:13,844 --> 00:14:15,673
Where could she have gone?
406
00:14:15,674 --> 00:14:18,503
It's dry! I-I think it looks
even better than before.
407
00:14:18,504 --> 00:14:19,892
- [Squirrels squeaking]
- We should fold it up before those
408
00:14:19,917 --> 00:14:22,383
squirrels decide it's the grotto
at the Playboy Mansion.
409
00:14:22,384 --> 00:14:24,674
[Sighs]
410
00:14:28,084 --> 00:14:29,583
Are we sure it wasn't already like that?
411
00:14:29,584 --> 00:14:31,713
[Telephone rings]
412
00:14:31,714 --> 00:14:33,936
- [Andy fussing]
- Cleary residence.
413
00:14:33,961 --> 00:14:35,561
OPERATOR: Will you accept a collect call
414
00:14:35,586 --> 00:14:37,061
from Mrs. Michael Cleary?
415
00:14:37,086 --> 00:14:38,305
ADULT TIMMY: We'd all been
trained from birth
416
00:14:38,330 --> 00:14:40,133
not to ever accept
collect calls, no matter what.
417
00:14:40,134 --> 00:14:42,083
Which is why we never got to say goodbye
418
00:14:42,084 --> 00:14:44,883
- to our Great-Aunt Esther.
- Come on, come on...
419
00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:47,503
We do not accept collect calls
no matter what.
420
00:14:47,504 --> 00:14:48,673
[Receiver hangs up]
421
00:14:48,674 --> 00:14:50,633
I can't pay for the call, operator.
422
00:14:50,634 --> 00:14:52,673
I had to use all my change
at the supermarket yesterday
423
00:14:52,674 --> 00:14:54,173
because I didn't have a gun.
424
00:14:54,174 --> 00:14:59,633
♪♪
425
00:14:59,634 --> 00:15:01,713
Hi, Eddie!
426
00:15:01,714 --> 00:15:04,218
Shh! Don't tell Mom you saw me.
427
00:15:04,243 --> 00:15:05,463
I'm gonna thumb a ride home.
428
00:15:05,464 --> 00:15:08,423
Which, in this outfit's either gonna
be really hard or really easy.
429
00:15:08,424 --> 00:15:11,085
You can't fool Mom.
She already knows you're here.
430
00:15:11,110 --> 00:15:12,543
Yes, I know you think that
431
00:15:12,544 --> 00:15:14,673
because you think Mom knows everything.
432
00:15:14,674 --> 00:15:17,543
I think that because she's right there.
433
00:15:17,544 --> 00:15:18,687
[Whimpers]
434
00:15:22,647 --> 00:15:25,066
- [Sighs]
- I don't see her.
435
00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,277
Then I don't know where else to look.
436
00:15:27,302 --> 00:15:29,293
Why did you think she might come here?
437
00:15:29,324 --> 00:15:31,613
Well, this place is kind of
a running joke for us.
438
00:15:31,638 --> 00:15:34,687
Any time we argue,
Peggy threatens to run off
439
00:15:34,688 --> 00:15:36,267
to the bar at the Ambassador Hotel.
440
00:15:36,268 --> 00:15:38,477
Isn't this where Robert Kennedy...
441
00:15:38,478 --> 00:15:40,637
Yeah, and another infamous event...
442
00:15:40,638 --> 00:15:42,937
[chuckles] Peg and I honeymooned here
443
00:15:42,938 --> 00:15:44,637
back when a room went for top dollar,
444
00:15:44,638 --> 00:15:46,938
before the Sirhan Sirhan
discount kicked in.
445
00:15:49,978 --> 00:15:52,597
I'll have a Chablis.
446
00:15:52,598 --> 00:15:54,937
I meant to say a "lemonade."
447
00:15:54,938 --> 00:15:56,123
I'll have a water.
448
00:15:57,653 --> 00:15:59,192
So, I thought she'd like that I splurged
449
00:15:59,217 --> 00:16:01,807
for a $40 room for our honeymoon.
450
00:16:01,808 --> 00:16:04,267
But Peggy got mad at me
for wasting our money.
451
00:16:04,268 --> 00:16:08,322
Somewhere mid-ceremony,
it became our money.
452
00:16:08,377 --> 00:16:10,586
[Chuckles]
453
00:16:10,587 --> 00:16:12,876
I had cash in the bank
and savings bonds.
454
00:16:12,877 --> 00:16:15,036
The only thing of value
she brought to the table
455
00:16:15,037 --> 00:16:16,746
was her grandmother's linen tablecloth.
456
00:16:16,747 --> 00:16:18,126
And the fact that you loved her.
457
00:16:18,127 --> 00:16:19,956
Yeah, that's how they get you.
458
00:16:19,957 --> 00:16:22,826
That was our first big fight.
459
00:16:22,827 --> 00:16:24,456
After I cooled off, I came down here,
460
00:16:24,457 --> 00:16:25,657
I found her, we made up.
461
00:16:25,682 --> 00:16:28,826
Thank God she came to her senses
and apologized to me.
462
00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:30,166
She apologized to you?
463
00:16:30,167 --> 00:16:33,962
I thought the whole money issue
was settled.
464
00:16:33,987 --> 00:16:36,826
That's why this charge card
thing is such a puzzler.
465
00:16:36,827 --> 00:16:40,496
It's not that hard of a puzzle
to put together, Mr. Cleary.
466
00:16:40,497 --> 00:16:42,496
Kind of like Baby Andy's cow puzzle.
467
00:16:42,497 --> 00:16:44,786
Just a cow and a cow-shaped hole.
468
00:16:44,787 --> 00:16:47,326
That puzzle was Eddie's. [Chuckles]
469
00:16:47,327 --> 00:16:49,086
Tripped him up for years.
470
00:16:49,087 --> 00:16:51,326
BARTENDER: Sir.
471
00:16:51,327 --> 00:16:52,956
See that?
472
00:16:52,957 --> 00:16:55,376
He looked at the two of us
together and decided
473
00:16:55,377 --> 00:16:57,746
you're the one who's going to pay.
474
00:16:57,747 --> 00:16:59,456
Oh, that's 'cause he doesn't know me.
475
00:16:59,457 --> 00:17:02,166
This is what Mrs. Cleary
is dealing with.
476
00:17:02,167 --> 00:17:04,996
Everyone assumes she needs
a man to pay her way,
477
00:17:04,997 --> 00:17:06,826
even for a 60-cent lemonade.
478
00:17:06,827 --> 00:17:08,457
60 cents?
479
00:17:10,247 --> 00:17:13,166
You feel it's your money because
your name is on the paycheck,
480
00:17:13,167 --> 00:17:15,666
while, in so many ways,
she supports your life
481
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,166
so you're free to earn that check.
482
00:17:17,167 --> 00:17:19,166
But the world doesn't value
what she does.
483
00:17:19,167 --> 00:17:20,826
It's a double standard.
484
00:17:20,827 --> 00:17:23,536
So, what Peggy does,
puttering around the house,
485
00:17:23,537 --> 00:17:25,246
is somehow comparable to my job?
486
00:17:25,247 --> 00:17:28,326
I literally helped put
Neil Armstrong on the moon.
487
00:17:28,327 --> 00:17:30,126
She literally helped Eddie
488
00:17:30,127 --> 00:17:31,826
finally put that cow in the hole.
489
00:17:31,827 --> 00:17:32,996
He'd have figured it out eventually.
490
00:17:32,997 --> 00:17:34,456
He got the pig right away.
491
00:17:34,457 --> 00:17:35,826
Excuse me, Miss.
492
00:17:35,827 --> 00:17:37,126
You need to take
your business elsewhere.
493
00:17:37,127 --> 00:17:39,326
- My business?
- What's going on, pal?
494
00:17:39,327 --> 00:17:41,626
We do not allow solicitation
on these premises.
495
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:43,416
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
496
00:17:43,417 --> 00:17:45,166
This is my son's girlfriend.
497
00:17:45,167 --> 00:17:47,126
Oh, I haven't heard that one before.
498
00:17:47,127 --> 00:17:48,586
Usually it's the "niece."
499
00:17:48,587 --> 00:17:50,036
I'm not soliciting anything.
500
00:17:50,037 --> 00:17:52,246
In fact, I even paid
for my own lemonade.
501
00:17:52,247 --> 00:17:53,536
You're free to stay
and enjoy your drink, sir,
502
00:17:53,537 --> 00:17:54,996
but she has to go.
503
00:17:54,997 --> 00:17:57,376
Now, that is a heck
of a double standard.
504
00:17:57,377 --> 00:17:59,626
If I am paying for
the company of this woman,
505
00:17:59,627 --> 00:18:02,126
I am just as much a lawbreaker
as my prostitute here!
506
00:18:02,127 --> 00:18:04,876
- I'm no one's...
- Fine, then you can go, too.
507
00:18:04,877 --> 00:18:06,246
Oh, I'd like to see you try and make me.
508
00:18:06,247 --> 00:18:08,206
Let's just leave, Mr. Cleary.
509
00:18:08,207 --> 00:18:09,706
Do I have to call the authorities?
510
00:18:09,707 --> 00:18:11,246
You know what? Call 'em.
511
00:18:11,247 --> 00:18:14,827
I'll report you for the crime
of a 60-cent lemonade.
512
00:18:16,377 --> 00:18:17,786
I'll have you know,
513
00:18:17,787 --> 00:18:19,723
this is a very nice dress.
514
00:18:19,748 --> 00:18:21,538
I bought it at The Limited.
515
00:18:28,167 --> 00:18:29,746
It was a crazy scene...
516
00:18:29,747 --> 00:18:31,876
everyone tearing their clothes
off and jumping in the water.
517
00:18:31,877 --> 00:18:33,666
And I never would've done it
518
00:18:33,667 --> 00:18:36,246
if I hadn't smoked so much p... p...
519
00:18:36,247 --> 00:18:37,706
peer pressure.
520
00:18:37,707 --> 00:18:39,956
Okay, I'm in the mood to be merciful.
521
00:18:39,957 --> 00:18:42,036
I need to get Pat home,
and I may not know
522
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:43,548
exactly where our home is at the moment.
523
00:18:43,573 --> 00:18:45,786
Oh, so you're lost.
524
00:18:45,787 --> 00:18:47,746
[Quietly] That's not something
you're gonna let anybody know,
525
00:18:47,747 --> 00:18:49,626
especially that little boy.
526
00:18:49,627 --> 00:18:50,826
He thinks I'm a god.
527
00:18:50,827 --> 00:18:52,536
It'd be cruel to spoil that for him.
528
00:18:52,561 --> 00:18:54,416
It's like telling a child
there's no Tooth Fairy.
529
00:18:54,441 --> 00:18:56,026
We never had the Tooth Fairy.
530
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:57,376
If I let you kids make money off teeth,
531
00:18:57,377 --> 00:18:59,152
I'd have to hide the pliers. [Scoffs]
532
00:19:02,207 --> 00:19:03,916
- [Exhales deeply]
- What do you think?
533
00:19:03,917 --> 00:19:06,246
- Is that the right shade of green?
- [Distorted voice] Yeah.
534
00:19:06,247 --> 00:19:08,086
I think it looks "pwitty"...
535
00:19:08,087 --> 00:19:09,747
Uh-oh.
536
00:19:11,287 --> 00:19:12,496
[Door opens]
537
00:19:12,497 --> 00:19:14,746
Eddie. Mrs. Cleary.
538
00:19:14,747 --> 00:19:16,496
You're home, and you found Eddie,
539
00:19:16,497 --> 00:19:18,416
so it's all okay?
540
00:19:18,417 --> 00:19:20,286
And my mom knows everything.
541
00:19:20,287 --> 00:19:21,666
Of course she knows everything!
542
00:19:21,667 --> 00:19:22,916
She's Mom!
543
00:19:22,917 --> 00:19:25,235
I'm gonna go pack a hospital bag.
544
00:19:26,037 --> 00:19:27,916
You need to put some clothes on.
545
00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:30,492
You got stuff hanging out
nobody wants to see.
546
00:19:31,287 --> 00:19:32,876
Same with you, dear,
547
00:19:32,877 --> 00:19:34,666
but you're some other mother's problem.
548
00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:38,036
Okay, maybe it is
a little revealing, but...
549
00:19:38,037 --> 00:19:39,376
that's the fashion!
550
00:19:39,377 --> 00:19:41,326
More Shredded Wheat.
551
00:19:41,327 --> 00:19:43,650
Nice! I knew you'd set
that store straight.
552
00:19:43,675 --> 00:19:45,228
I hope you got that cashier fired.
553
00:19:45,253 --> 00:19:47,736
- Nope, but I made her cry.
- Excellent.
554
00:19:47,761 --> 00:19:49,916
- [Door closes]
- Mom, uh,
555
00:19:49,917 --> 00:19:51,626
I know you were hurt by
what you read this morning...
556
00:19:51,627 --> 00:19:54,286
For the love of Pete,
what'd you do to your hair?!
557
00:19:54,287 --> 00:19:56,626
I thought you didn't like it.
558
00:19:56,627 --> 00:19:59,286
Well, what gave you
that cockamamie notion?
559
00:19:59,287 --> 00:20:02,064
That crazy mop was the only
thing setting you apart.
560
00:20:02,089 --> 00:20:04,142
Now you're gonna have to work
on your personality.
561
00:20:04,167 --> 00:20:05,206
[Scoffs]
562
00:20:05,207 --> 00:20:09,826
♪♪
563
00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:12,956
I'm gonna cut something off of you!
564
00:20:13,957 --> 00:20:15,706
[Frank shouting]
565
00:20:15,707 --> 00:20:18,626
♪♪
566
00:20:18,627 --> 00:20:20,456
What are you looking at?
567
00:20:20,761 --> 00:20:22,899
Just noticing how good the lawn looks.
568
00:20:23,287 --> 00:20:24,916
So, listen,
569
00:20:24,917 --> 00:20:27,932
I put it together after you drove off
570
00:20:27,957 --> 00:20:29,928
that you were mad at me for what I did.
571
00:20:29,962 --> 00:20:32,098
Yes. What you did.
572
00:20:32,131 --> 00:20:33,590
I thought about it, and I'm sorry.
573
00:20:33,591 --> 00:20:35,090
You should be.
574
00:20:35,091 --> 00:20:38,550
I had to drive around
for hours to cool down.
575
00:20:38,551 --> 00:20:40,590
But just so we can move on,
576
00:20:40,591 --> 00:20:42,880
why don't you say
why you did what you did
577
00:20:42,881 --> 00:20:44,175
and also what you did?
578
00:20:46,131 --> 00:20:47,447
So, it wasn't me that you were mad at.
579
00:20:47,472 --> 00:20:49,210
Took a shot. Always works on the kids.
580
00:20:49,211 --> 00:20:51,460
Yeah, but I'm not the kids.
581
00:20:51,461 --> 00:20:54,050
You're my wife, and we're in
this whole shebang together,
582
00:20:54,051 --> 00:20:55,460
so here.
583
00:20:55,461 --> 00:20:56,960
[Clicks tongue]
584
00:20:56,961 --> 00:20:58,630
I stopped by the bank and got that.
585
00:20:58,631 --> 00:21:00,420
It's a temporary.
586
00:21:00,421 --> 00:21:02,418
The real one will come in a week or so.
587
00:21:04,171 --> 00:21:06,170
This means a lot, Mike.
588
00:21:06,171 --> 00:21:08,960
Mostly because I know how hard
it must've been for you.
589
00:21:08,961 --> 00:21:12,548
Well, it's not just my money. It's...
590
00:21:13,961 --> 00:21:16,800
- ...our money.
- Aww.
591
00:21:16,801 --> 00:21:19,760
This reminds me of our first fight.
592
00:21:19,761 --> 00:21:21,550
We should go to the Ambassador Hotel
593
00:21:21,551 --> 00:21:22,800
and have a drink.
594
00:21:22,801 --> 00:21:25,523
Yeah, I can't go there anymore.
595
00:21:25,835 --> 00:21:30,930
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