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- Your mom is really sick.

Type 2 diabetes can be fatal.

- My roommate, she's an Evangelical,

and she signed me up for this thing called

"ChristianDatingForFree.com."

- She doesn't even know what sex is.

I know Gypsy's not like everyone else,

and I would never do anything--

- I'll thank you to stay away from--

In order to obtain a guardianship

over your daughter,

we would need to convince a judge

that she's incapacitated.

She says that if I walk around

that I'll get sicker, and I believed her.

Yeah, I think I do have multiple personalities.

The other one is dark. His name is Victor.

- What were you doing?

What are you hiding from me?

- I'll just get another one.

Tighter.

- It's as tight as it can go, sir.

- Then I guess you're ready.

Close your eyes.

Now look at me.

Hello, Victor.

- Hello, Candy.

- May I have some of Daddy's sweetness?

Please, sir?

- Yes, you may, dear.

- Can you feel it?

You're such a good girl, darling.

Thanks, Daddy.

Do you think maybe you could look at me,

like how we talked about?

Eye contact?

Why are you stopping?

Did I do something wrong?

- No, it's just, um...

do you think that Victor could talk to Ruby instead?

- Um...

maybe another time for Ruby.

It's almost two years now

and we still haven't touched.

You know, like in real life.

Well, absence makes the heart grow fonder.

- I'm supposed to be getting this promotion thing at my job.

Maybe I could save up and come and visit you.

- No, no, she'd never...

accept you if she knew that we went behind her back.

And I can't get away from her.

I told you that I've tried.

If only you could just meet her, like, normal somehow.

Like...

Like, what if...

what if me and her, like, went somewhere together,

and then you...

like, you could-- I mean, you meet both of us

like it was like the first time.

- Huh.

I'm always amazed at the smartness

of your ideas, babe.

You just tell me when and where,

and I'll be whatever man you want me to be.

- You would do that for me?

You'd come all this way?

Oh, look who woke the sun.

- I had the most wonderful dream, Mom.

We went to Disneyworld,

you and me, and we got to meet Prince Charming

in real life.

- Mm-hmm.

- Well, I mean, it kind of got me thinking...

Wouldn't it be nice to go on a trip,

like we used to do?

- Oh...

You know, we could-- we could go to the zoo, maybe.

And, oh, you love those funny little monkeys

with the red behinds.

We could go and see them.

I just--

- Or maybe we can go see Dr. Harley.

He-- he can change your feeding tube.

- Mm-hmm, that sounds great.

Oh...

- Are you sure you don't want to try the insulin again, Mom?

- No more insulin.

- You could try exercising.

- Help your mama down.

I got to go potty.

Okay, um...

Oh.

What if we had a friend over for dinner?

We could invite Mel.

And then we could also--

wouldn't it be so great to find a new friend

to have for dinner?

- No. - Wouldn't it be--

No! I said no!

Do you have any idea all the things I do

to keep a roof over your head?

And food in your belly?

Huh?

Everything that I do, everything I have,

I give for you.

Why is it never enough?

Gypsy Rose, answer me!

- It is enough, Mama.

It is.

- Oh, what--

I'm just tired, that's all.

Nobody's gonna ever do more for you than I do.

Hello, romantic wife of mine.

Are we destined to be meeting soon?

Reply soon if you can, dear.

We're gonna do 15.

Uh, 20 for a large,

10 for a small.

- Thanks for giving me a shot at this.

It's so much cooler than my old job.

Yeah, man, of course.

You graduated to the kitchen.

We keep the oven closed

'cause it takes a long while to heat up.

And it gets very, very hot.

Guess I'll slide it back on here.

That's it, my man.

Now, one, two, three.

In she goes.

It's really hot. - Oh!

Oh.

It's all good, bud. Let's try that other one.

Okay.

I'll get a mop.

Hello, welcome to Pizza Peddler.

Two pepperonis?

Yeah, we, uh-- our oven just went down,

so, uh, maybe 20, 25 minutes.

- Call the Peddler! He delivers!

Call the Peddler! He delivers!

Call the Peddler! He delivers!

- Ruby needed you so bad today.

She needed you to come save her.

Look at-- look at my bruise, babe.

Look what Ruby's wicked stepmom did to her neck.

You can't show Victor stuff like that.

He might lose control.

- Oh, yeah? And what would he do?

What would Victor do?

He'll do violent things to defend you,

and to have your body all to himself.

- Violent how?

- He'll kill whoever doesn't respect you

and treat you good.

- Like Ruby's wicked stepmom?

Will you stab her, Daddy?

Will you cut her like this?

- Do you think that you could send me something of Ruby's?

Like, maybe the scissors?

I knew you'd like that, sir.

Would you actually be able to hurt a person like that?

- Do you mean, like, your mom?

Well...

like, the good side of me

would never do anything like that.

But don't ask Victor unless you actually mean it,

because he might just do it.

He is a trained assassin.

He basically kills all the time.

But only when he has to.

Like, actual murder is always plan B.

- Um...

I was just playing.

Gypsy, can you get me my sleepy baby pills?

Oh, honey.

Oh, honey, how'd you get out of your cage, huh?

Ooh!

Aww, you hurt your paw.

Ooh, you got a splinter.

Oh, shh.

Where's your mama?

I'm your mama now.

Oh, I'm gonna fix you up.

Oh, don't hate me for this.

Don't worry.

Yes, I'll fix that.

I got to hurt you to help you.

I was thinking about what you said.

About what I said.

You deserve to be happy.

Don't let anyone

tell you otherwise.

Oh, there's that new "Cinderella" movie coming out,

and...

I thought maybe we could go see it together.

Really?

Oh, thank you, Mom.

Yeah.

Oh, you look so handsome!

Just like how I pictured you.

- Kind of itchy.

- Well, that's just because it's new.

- Remind me again why I need to wear this?

- Well, 'cause it was your idea, silly.

To come visit me and my mom?

- But that was before we talked about--

- Okay, don't you want to make a good impression?

- Yes. - Okay.

So I booked you a bus ticket

to come down to Springfield next Thursday,

and the "Cinderella" movie premiers on Friday.

We're going to the 11:00 a. m., and I just--

I think it's the perfect,

perfect opportunity for you to meet her.

But you have to make sure that you get to the theater early

because, you know, I really want to spot you

in the parking lot before we go in and everything.

And then you can open the door for us, too,

like a true gentleman.

We can also pretend like it's our, you know,

like, our first time meeting, and...

yeah, you can say-- I want you to say, like...

what can you say?

- I could just say hello.

That's funny.

Well, it has to be something that'll impress her.

Something-- - Um...

- Something like--

like, "No princess should ever open her own door."

Which I believe 1,000%, by the way.

- No princess should ever open her-- wait.

- No, "her own door." That part's really important.

- Her own door. - Yeah.

- No princess should ever open the door.

- Why don't you write it down?

- Yep.

Almost ready, Gypsybug?

Oh.

Oh, what about the dress?

- One adult and one youth. - What show?

For "Cinderella."

Okay, that'll be $12, ma'am.

Thank you.

Here we go.

Um, Mom?

Do you think we could get a Dr. Pepper to share?

As a treat?

No, it's got too much sugar for you.

- Yes, ma'am, I just thought

it was less sugar than a Coke.

Um...

can I-- can I just get a-- a cup of water, then?

I'm sorry, I'm just feeling thirsty.

- Hello. - Hi.

- Hi. - What can I get you?

May I have a cup of water, please?

Tap will do just fine.

No princess should ever open her own door.

- Excuse me?

- I mean, don't-- don't you think?

Oh!

Look, Gypsy!

Oh, we got the whole place to ourselves.

Mm-hmm.

Ooh, front row seats.

There.

Okay.

You're a princess waiting for a princess.

In a world that is falling apart...

- What do you keep looking over your shoulder for?

The screen's up here. - Mm-hmm.

Their love transcended all.

- What do you want? - I want you.

Until an ancient evil...

Oh.

- Mom?

- Mom, what are you doing?

Where are you going?

You've been lying to me!

I didn't want to!

- Mom, don't you think that was a little rude?

- Quiet. I want to watch the previews.

And all hope was lost.

Until...

Let her go!

I want to see that.

Against all odds...

Hey.

Hi.

Cut it out!

- Mom, what are you--

why are we leaving?

What are you doing?

Mom, no!

I liked that spot! I wanted to stay there!

Mom!

- Here.

- Mom, what did you do that for?

Shh, I'm trying to watch this.

I can't see good. I like to sit right up front.

Well, this time we're sitting further back.

This summer, love fights back.

I'm all alone here.

My darling, I won't leave you here forever.

And at the edge of the world,

they have to hang on.

But what if I never see him again?

I didn't even kiss...

And now enjoy the feature presentation.

- I go to go to the bathroom.

- Okay-- - No, Mom, I can go by myself.

- What? Uh...

- Do you want me to go get you another popcorn?

- Oh, you're so sweet, hon.

No, I'm okay.

Okay, I'll be right back.

- Oh, but hurry back, okay?

Or you're gonna miss what happen.

Okay.

Go.

The bathroom. Go, go wait.

Wait for me.

- I don't think your mom likes me very much.

- Can we please just forget about her

for one teeny, tiny second?

I just really want to appreciate the handsome,

loving man who came all this way to see me.

- You are the most beautiful woman

that I've ever seen.

You're even more beautiful in real life

than you are on Facebook.

- And I always try to be honest,

so I wouldn't lie about a thing like that.

- I just want to hold you, and touch you,

and be the man to give you your first ever kiss.

- Wait.

Now you can kiss me.

Do they treat you well?

Better than I deserve, most likely.

And you?

They treat me as well as...

- Oh...

I'm sorry.

It's not so very bad.

- Was it pretty much everything you dreamed it would be?

- Yes.

Because I dreamed that it would be...

perfect.

And it actually is.

We don't have much time.

- Have you seen a little girl in a wheelchair?

- Yeah, she went into the bathroom a couple minutes ago.

Oh...

- Okay, um-- so just-- is it--

- Yep. Okay.

- Okay. Ready?

Ah! Slower, slower, slower.

Okay, sorry. You okay?

- Yeah. You okay?

Mm-hmm.

- Did-- did you-- was I good?

Yeah.

- Was I?

You were perfect.

- Oh.

Oh.

Hello.

Oh, I missed you.

- Oh, that was so romantic, wasn't it, Mom?

Oh, my gosh, did you enjoy it as much as I did?

Oh, yeah, it was good.

- I'm so glad that I wore my princess dress after all.

Yeah.

- Can we see another movie soon?

Oh.

- No princess should ever open her own door.

- Oh, thank you--

Wait. Mom, wait.

- Um, did you guys enjoy "Cinderella"?

- What the hell do you care if we enjoyed "Cinderella"?

- Mom. - I just, um--

- Who are you?

- Um-- well, um...

- Who follows a mom and her sick daughter

around a movie theater?

You're a creep!

What's your name?

I want to know, what is your name?

Stay away from my daughter!

Wait, no, no...

You-- you didn't have to yell at him like that.

He could just be a really nice person.

He was-- why don't we just go back and talk to him and see--

- What? I would never let you talk to someone like that!

- But we could just see if he was nice or something!

He's not nice!

- He could be-- - Gypsy!

That is what a pedophile looks like.

He could be a new friend.

No!

- You ever see that boy before?

- What boy?

Oh, um...

no, no.

I-- I don't think I've ever...

met him before.

He seemed nice, but I--

I don't know where we would have ever met him.

Unless we forgot something.

So...

probably not.

I'm gonna go change out of my dress.

Hello?

Hello?

May I speak to Mrs. Blanchard, please?

- Who is this?

Well, basically, I am the man

who is in love with your daughter Gypsy Rose,

and I have been for several years now,

to be honest with you.

- What?

- Me and Gypsy don't have any secrets from each other.

- I'll call the police on you, I swear to God.

- I am always going to love Gypsy,

and she loves me back.

Also I'm the father of her future children, probably,

and there's nothing that you can do about it.

- Don't you dare.

Oh, and furthermore, you don't talk to me that way.

Ever.

Who do you think you are--

Who was that?

- Oh.

Oh, just someone...

oh, calling to sell some crap and looking for a sucker.

Mm.

I love you, hun. Be strong.

We will be reunited somehow.

Gypsy?

Come back here.

- Yes, mama.

Are you ready for dinner?

Are you gonna be...

a good girl now?

- I finally let myself accept that you are my everything.

I will go with you...

and live our dream.

- Are you sure?

- I am 100,000% in, hon.

I'm ready, truly.

She's never gonna let us be together, she said so.

- That's her choice. She made that.

- It will be...

an act of kindness.

We just have to do it like we said.

- Okay, but...

my good side is still here with me.

You can't ask him or else he'll say no.

You have to ask Victor.

- Victor...

will you please kill my mother for me?

Because I can't do it myself.

Oh, my feet.

I feel like I'm walking on pins and needles.

I'm gonna make you your favorite tonight.

Mashed potatoes.

- Sounds delicious.

I make it...

with real milk.

- Oh, I think I drank my water too fast, Mom.

I have to go to the ladies' room,

but I'll be right back, okay?

- Oh, no, wait.

Oh, my feet. Wait.

Hey, hon. You looking to buy a present?

Yeah, actually.

It's, um-- my dad's birthday is coming up.

- Yeah? - Mm-hmm.

- Is he a deer hunter?

Same here.

- Um, what's the--

the best knife to use on a really, um...

a really big deer?

Well, let's see.

Me personally, I like to use a 6- or 8-inch blade.

Gypsy?

It doesn't turn if you hit bone.

So you've still got the option of a clip point,

which is the perfect shape blade for penetration.

Or you can get a drop point, which is better for skinning.

- Probably the penetration one.

That still leaves the question of fixed or folding.

Fixed is probably better.

It's a little more difficult to transport.

It's a lot more reliable for heavy duty work.

And you're gonna need a non-slip handle.

'Cause you're doing some serious gutting,

that blade's gonna get mighty slippery.

You don't want to go slicing your palm up.

So...

I would recommend either a Ambush Tundra...

or maybe a Cross River Mountain Man.

- I want that one.

With the red.

- Honey, that's a fishing knife.

- He likes fishing too.

Oh...

- Mm-hmm. - Yeah?

- That's the one.

Okay. Jimmy will ring you up.

- Oh!

What were you doing?

- You weren't in the bathroom!

- I'm sorry, I just-- I had to tell a little fib.

I...

I saw this when we came in the mall

and I really wanted to get it for you.

- You scared me half to death.

- It reminds me of us.

- I love it.

You're gonna have to wheel yourself.

That was too much.

I'm sorry.

That's for motivation, darling.

- That is pretty great motivation.

But basically, the deed has to wait

until Victor has enough money saved up for the motel.

Know what?

Just let me worry about the motel, okay?

You just worry about getting Victor on that bus

and getting him down here.

Can you do that?

- Uh, yep.

- Tomorrow night.

Tomorrow night.

Tonight is the last night we sleep alone.

I should ask you this before Victor has to.

Is your mom a light or deep sleeper?

- Ow.

Oh, Gypsy, get in your chair.

Someone could see you.

- No one can see us, Mom.

Oh, don't hurt me.

- I'll be careful.

- How about I paint your nails, hmm?

Maybe, um...

What if-- maybe a dark pink?

Oh, oh, everything's swollen.

I haven't seen you wear grandma's ring in a while.

Here.

Oh...

Your crown.

What's the matter?

- I think you might have been right about my feeding tube.

Oh.

- Is it too late to go in today?

- Before you know it, you'll be a brand new girl.

- Upsies, here we go.

Here we go.

Up.

All right.

Ladies, always a pleasure.

Try to stay out of trouble.

Oh, trouble knows it's not welcome here.

- Oh, I...

I think I owe you an apology.

The other day at the movies...

You asked for a Dr. Pepper,

and I said no.

I should have let you have a sip.

Sir, will you text me when you are at the door

with the gloves on?

Aww...

Did you look up at the sky tonight?

And what did you see?