All language subtitles for Shark Tale (2004) English Sub

Hi. I'm Lenny.

Oh, little buddy,
did I scare ya? I'm sorry.

Wake up. Wake up. Okay.

Don't worry about it.
I'm gonna get you out in a jiffy.

You just keep holding your
breath, little wormy.

- Yo, Lenny!
- Uh...

I'm coming, Frankie!

Well, move it! Come on.
Pop's waiting.

Here we go. And... Gotcha!

Okay, buddy. You're free.
Now escape. Go.

Just go. Cry freedom.

Oh.

You almost gave me
a heart attack.

Lenny, what are you doing?

What? I... I was just, uh...

Picking you flowers.

Hey. Mom said
it's not okay to hit.

Mom's not here.

Dah-dum, dah-dum

Don't.

Dah-nah dah-nah
Dah-nah dah-nah

Don't!

Buh-nah-bun-nah

That song gives me
the creeps.

What do you mean?
It's our theme song.

Are they gone? Are they gone?

You sure?

Good morning, Southside Reef.

I'm Katie Current,
keeping it current.

We've just received
official confirmation.

The sharks are gone.

I repeat, the sharks are gone.

Don't worry

About a thing

'Cause every little thing

Is gonna be all right

Don't worry

About a thing

'Cause every little thing
Is gonna be all right

Mussel Crowe!

Jessica Shrimpson!

Cod Stewart!

Up next,
a mother of 800

tells us how she does it all.

But first, over to Janice
for the traffic report.

Thanks, Katie.

Slight congestion
here on the Interreef 95.

There's an overturned
mackerel.

Authorities are trying to
calm him down.

Get out those shell phones

and call into the boss
'cause you'll be late.

Don't you yell at me!
My mother is your mother, okay?

Yeah. It's fake.

Fake? I worked eight years
on that!

Oh!

According to the
latest scallop poll,

fear of sharks is at
an all-time high.

Join us tonight for an
in-depth report.

How long must this reef
live under siege?

Is there no hero among us?

Who can stop
this shark menace?

Hi. I'm Oscar.

You might think you know,
but you have no idea.

Welcome to my crib.

The good life.
The way the other half lives.

Check it out. I got my 60-inch
Hi-Def flat-screen TV

with six-speaker Surround.

CD, DVD, PlayStation hookup,

and a 8-track player
for those days

when you're feeling
just a little...

...old school.

'Cause even a superstar,
Mack Daddy fish like me

has to have the basic
necessities.

Yeah. Like money.

Come on, shorties.
Why y'all messing with my fantasy?

'Cause you so broke,
your bologna has no first name.

Oh, that's funny.
That's very funny.

Hey, Oscar! Oscar! Over here!

I gotta talk to ya!

I'll be right there.
Hang on to these for me.

- Oscar, you da fish.
- Yo, dude.

Yo, Crazy Joe.

Now that you live in
a great penthouse,

can I be your
financial adviser?

That's a billboard, Crazy Joe.

You live in a billboard?

- No.
- And they call me crazy.

Hey, Oscar,
look who came to visit.

- Gotcha!
- No. Don't do that.

Shouldn't you kids
be in school?

Shouldn't you be at work?

Ooh, right back at me, huh?
Little smart mouth.

I'm on my way.
Y'all stay outta trouble.

And clean that stuff up.

See ya.

See you, Oscar.

Ooh!

Yo, yo. What's up?

Big O's in the house.

Hi, Oscar.

- Hey! Hi, Oscar.
- What's up?

Hey. Psych!

Yo, Johnson, is it lunch yet?

You just got here.

That's the point.

Hey, Headphone Guy.

Yeah.

Looking good, ladies.

- Hey, Oscar.
- Unh, unh, unh.

Keep up the bad work.

Huh?

I'm already punched in?

Angie.

Good morning. Can I help you?

One wash and lube, please.

- Hot wax?
- Please.

Kelp scrape? We're having a
special. What do you say?

Why not? It's mating season.

And I'm feeling lucky.

Sykes Whale Wash.
Whale of a wash, and the price...

Oh, my gosh.

Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm.
Mmm-hmm.

Oh. May I suggest
a barnacle peel?

Removes lines
and salt damage.

- Good.
- Hey, Ang.

Oh, my gosh!
Hi, Oscar.

Thanks for covering for me.

Yo. I'm sorry. Angie
needs to get her freak on.

Would you hold for
one moment, please?

- Thanks, dog.
- Oscar.

Come on, Ang.
Dance with me, Mama.

Let me see it.

Oh!

- Come on, Ang.
- Oscar.

You're gonna get me fired.

Please. You fired?

Nah. That can't happen.

'Cause I would have absolutely
no reason to come to work.

Oh. You don't mean that.

Of course I do.

You're, like, my best friend.

Oh, listen.

Tell me what you
think about this.

This is, like, the best
idea ever. All right?

It's a sure thing,
guaranteed cash extravaganza.

Bottled water.

- Oh, no.
- All I need

is another advance on
my paycheck from the boss,

and I am outta this place.

I'm, I'm...

Oscar...

Instead of getting in
Mr. Sykes's face

with another one of your
get-rich-quick schemes,

go do something
you're good at.

- What?
- Your job.

Which, by some miracle,
you still have.

Oh.

Almost forgot.

I brought you some breakfast.

- You didn't.
- Mmm-hmm.

- Kelpy Kremes?
- Your favorite.

Oh, by the way...

You're still on hold.

Oh, my gosh!

Thank you for holding.
Busy, busy, busy.

Go! How can I help you?

Mm-mm-mm-mm.

No. I'm sorry. Mr. Sykes
is at a meeting right now.

Won't be back till later.

How are my
little babies this morning?

You miss me?

You doing good?

Huh? Huh?

You see, Sykes,

it's a fish-eat-fish world.

You either take
or you get taken.

Truer words have
never been spoken.

Is that it?
That all? We done?

You and me,
we worked together

a long, long, long time.

Please, Don Lino,
it's hardly been work.

- Let me finish. And you know...
- I love that about you...

Let me finish!

...that I've lived my life
for my sons,

raising them
and protecting them...

- You're the best!
- ...teaching them...

- Am I right or wrong?
- Sykes.

- It's all been to prepare...
- Right?

- To prepare them...
- Sorry.

Yeah. It's all right.

...for the day
they run the reef.

Well, today is that day.

Luca.

I like big butts And
I cannot lie...

Hey, boss. Big butts.

Oy vey!

Long story short,

from now on, yous work
for Frankie and Lenny.

Capisce?

Lenny? Frankie, I understand,

but Lenny?
You can't be serious.

I'm dead serious.

It takes more
than muscle to run things.

Now Lenny,
he's got the brains.

That's something special.

oh, yeah.
He's special all right.

What's that
supposed to mean?

- Nothing. I'm just saying.
- Hey!

I bring you in here,

look you in the eye,
tell you what's what,

and what?

- What?
- What, "What"?

Nothing.
You said, "What," first.

I didn't say "What" first.
I asked you, "What?"

You said, "And then what?"
and I said, "What?"

I said, "What what?"
Like what what?

You said, "What" first.

- You're making fun of me?
- No. You misunderstood.

Sorry we're late, Pop.
Lenny had an accident.

He was born.

You're a comic genius.

Look, all I'm saying is,

the kid ain't exactly
no killer.

My Lenny is a killer.
You hear me?

A cold-blooded killer.

Look at him.

Huh?

That's it. That's it!

You are out!

What?

- What do you mean I'm out?
- You're fired!

And on top of that,

you're gonna have to
start paying me!

For what?

So nothing happens to that
little whale wash of yours.

Welcome to Oscar's crib.

Sixty-foot slime-covered
tongue with canker sores,

swim-in cavities,

and plankton-encrusted teeth
for when I feel a little...

...old school.

Stop your moaning, Oscar.
It could be a lot worse.

Yeah, that's true.

I could have this job,
and look like you.

Who's behind me? Whoever
behind me, better give me some.

Indigestion.

She's gonna blow!

Wait! Headphone Guy's
still in there.

I got you!

Headphone Guy!

Still think it could be worse?

Yeah. I could look like you.

Y'all funny.

Well, see if you
laugh at this!

My eye!

Soap in the eye!
Soap in the eye!

It's all right. I'm gonna
get you some coupons.

We gonna get you a free hot wax
and all that. You like that?

All right, go ahead,
big baby.

Thanks, Oscar.

- All right.
- Look who it is, Bernie.

- Just the fish we're looking for.
- Yeah.

The boss be needing
to see you right now.

Right now.

Ernie, Bernie, my jellyfish brothers.
Boo-ya-ka!

Hey, what's up, man?
Man, it's good to see y'all. Huh?

What'd you say, Ang?
Oh, okay.

Fellas, I'm gonna go
over there, but, uh...

Don't worry

About a thing

'Cause every little thing
Is gonna be all right

That's not the way
you sing that song, mon.

Ah! Sykes!

My brother
from another mother!

What the deezy, baby?

Unh. Show me that. Unh.

So, unh, what's going down?

Hey, baby, this is
all gravy today.

Snap your fin.
On the... Snap it!

- Oscar. Oscar!
- You're not snapping it.

Don't sweat it.
A lot of whitefish can't do it.

Would you just sit down?

Ooh. Thank you.

Look, I've been going
over my markers.

You're in to me
for five grand.

Five G's, okay?

Five G's? Man, you tripping!

Five G's.

See if this refreshes
your memory.

Wha...

That's crazy. Look at that!

You wrote everything down
so you wouldn't forget.

Wow. This is a perfect example

of why you're in management
and I'm not. You go, boy.

I have to start paying
Don Lino protection.

Everything you owe me,
you owe him.

- How you figure that?
- Simple.

The food chain.

- You see, on top, there's Don Lino.
- Right.

- There's me, and there's regular fish.
- Mmm-hmm.

- Oh, that's me.
- No.

There's plankton,
there's single-cell amoebas.

Then there's me.

I'm getting there.
There's coral.

There's rocks,
there's whale poo,

and then there's you.

That's messed up.

So, if Don Lino's
squeezing me,

- he's squeezing you!
- What?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Easy, boss.

- Find your happy place.
- Happy place.

There is no happy place
with him around.

I'm serious!

Okay! Okay! Please,
just give me some time.

That's all I'm asking.

I'm begging you,
Sykes. Please!

Please!

All right.

'Cause I like you,

I'm gonna give you
24 hours to pay up.

All of it? How am I
supposed to do that?

That's your problem.

Bring my 5,000 clams to the
racetrack tomorrow, or else.

Or else what?

The boys'll explain.

Unpleasant.

Five thousand clams?

You borrowed 5,000 clams
from Mr. Sykes?

Oscar, why do you get yourself
into these situations?

I don't know, Ang.

It's just hard. All right?
Because, um...

I'm a little fish
in a big pond.

A really big pond. The ocean.

I'm a nobody.

I want some of that.

- Mrs. Sanchez?
- What?

Ew! No. That.

The top of the reef.

Where the somebodies live.

I wanna be rich and famous
like them, but...

I'm stuck down here.

Well...

What's wrong with down here?

I'll tell you what's wrong
with down here.

Remember my dad?

He worked at the Wash
his whole life.

He was the number one
tongue-scrubber.

Every year for 25 years.

To me, working at the wash

was the coolestjob in
the ocean.

But then I learned
something I will never forget.

Oscar's dad's
a tongue-scrubber!

Tongue-scrubber!
Tongue-scrubber!

Tongue-scrubber!
Tongue-scrubber!

Tongue-scrubber!
Tongue-scrubber!

My dad was the greatest.

But nobody loves a nobody.

I wanna be a somebody.

Oscar, you don't
have to live

at the top of the reef
to be a somebody.

What's the difference?

If I don't pay Mr. Sykes
back by tomorrow,

I'm dead anyways.

Wait here.

Wha... What's this?

A pink pearl?

- Mmm-hmm.
- Where'd you get that?

My grandmother gave it to me.

She said it started
from a tiny grain of sand.

But then, after a while,

it grew into
something beautiful.

Dreams can
begin small, too.

No. Uh-uh.

- No, I couldn't...
- Take it.

It'll get you the money
you need for Mr. Sykes.

What do you mean,
you don't understand?

What's there to understand?

We've been over this
a thousand times.

I don't want to say it again.

You know, you're
really giving me agita.

I don't know how else
to say this.

You see something, you kill it,
you eat it. Period.

Thanks. That's what sharks do.

That's a fine tradition.
What's the matter with you?

Your brother Frankie here,

- he's a killer.
- Thanks, Pop.

He's beautiful. He does
what he's supposed to do.

Wipe your face.

But you...

I'm hearing things.

You... You gotta understand,

when you look weak,
it makes me look weak.

- I know.
- I... I can't have that.

Pop, I'm sorry.

Lenny, Lenny, look at me.

Look at me.

This handing over the business
is for you. For both of yous.

You're acting like
you don't even want it.

I need to know that you can
handle that.

All right, all right.

Right here, in front
of me now, eat this.

Yeah. Oh, uh, gee.
Thanks, Pop.

Here's the thing.
I'm on a diet.

I read an article
about shrimps.

They're not good for you.

You know how many calories
are in one of those shrimps?

A lot.

It's true, it's true,
and the other thing is,

my sister had a baby,

and I took it over
because she passed away,

and then her baby lost
its legs and its arms,

and now he's nothing
but a stump,

but I still take care of him
with my wife,

and it's growing,
and it's...

It's fairly happy,
but it's difficult

'cause I've been working
a second shift at the factory

to put food on the table,

but all the love that I see

in that little guy's face

makes it worth it in the end.

True story.

I'm not asking you anymore.

I'm telling ya. Eat it.

- No. Have mercy.
- Pop, please.

- Eat.
- No eat!

- What... No!
- Son, eat the shrimp!

- Please!
- No! Please!

- Eat. Eat. Eat!
- No!

- Eat! Eat! Eat!
- No!

Put the shrimp down!

All right. Go now. No one's
looking. Get outta here.

You're free. Go on. Go!

Thank you.
You're a good person.

Come on, fellas.

Pop, Pop, I can
handle the reef.

- It's not a problem.
- No. No.

We're gonna do this
as a family.

Frankie, take Lenny out,
show him the ropes.

Oh, come on, Pop.

Son, you're gonna learn
how to be a shark,

whether you like it or not.

That kid better show up,
or he's dead meat.

Just say the word, boss.

Carrying a big old envelope
full of money.

Gonna give it to Mr. Sykes.

Hurry up! This is our chance.
You don't wanna miss it.

Are you sure
about this?

A trainer friend
tipped me off.

The race is rigged.
We can't lose.

- What's the horse's name?
- Lucky Day.

The long shot,
Lucky Day, at 200 to 1.

We're gonna
be rich. Rich!

Ooh. Top of the reef,
here I come!

No! Wait. What am I doing?

Remember what Angie said.
Remember what Angie said.

What did Angie say?

Dreams can begin small.

You just have to bet it all.

Bet it all!

And Lucky Day wins!

Yeah

It's Oscar

Five thousand on
Lucky Day to win!

That's 200 to 1.

That would pay
a million clams!

Well, I guess that makes me
Oscar the Millionaire.

The Millionaire.

Lucky Day. Lucky Day.
Lucky Day!

She's dangerous, super-bad

Better watch out
She'll take your cash

She's a gold digger

She's a gold digger

She's dangerous, super-bad

Better watch out
She'll take your cash

She's a gold digger

Nice bet.

You got a name?

You wanna tell me what it is?

Well, mine's Lola.

Come on, man.
Get your game face on.

So...

Lola. My name's...

Uh, my name is Oscar, sweetie.

Mrs. Sanchez.

That hippity-hop smooth talk
don't work with me.

Oh. My bad.

Hey. So, uh...

Oscar. I was starting
to think you skipped out on me.

Sykes! Hey! Oh, I see you, uh,

are already on your way
to the concession stand.

- What are you doing?
- Bring us some drinks.

- Why are you touching me?
- That would be great. Thanks.

Oh, and, uh, bring back, uh,
some little wiener thingies.

You mean the one
with the toothpicks?

What are you doing?
Don't listen to him.

Lola, let me escort you
to my box.

- Your box?
- His box?

You can't afford
the gum under the seats.

- Sykes.
- He just laid five grand on Lucky Day.

I think he can afford
anything he wants.

Five grand? My five grand?

Uh-uh. No. It was
another five grand.

You had the money to pay me,
and you bet it?

- Hold up. Sykes!
- Give me that!

Clearly, I've made a mistake.

No. No. Wait. Lola!

Look. Deep down,

I'm really superficial.

And don't get me wrong,
you're cute,

but you're a nobody.

Oscar, you cute,
but you're a nobody.

Wait! Lola!
Come back!

I'm not a nobody.

I'm a wiener!

You are unbelievable.

You're in trouble
up to your gills,

and still you're asking
for more? Huh?

Go on. Get in here.

Oscar, you better pray that
this horse of yours comes through.

Betting my 5,000.

Hey! Hey! Outta my seat.
You, outta my seat.

Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

Sit tight and
watch the race.

With your good eye.

Good eye.

The horses are at the post.

And they're off!

It's Fish Fingers followed
by Sea Biscuit and Salmonella.

The long shot, Lucky Day, is having
trouble getting out of the gate.

- What?
- Only a sucker could've bet on that horse.

Don't sweat it, man.
He does this all the time.

What's this?
Lucky Day's crashing his way through,

and he's off and running.

Down the straightaway,
it's Sea Biscuit,

Fish Fingers
and Lucky Day.

Please, Lucky Day, go fast.

Coming round
the far turn, it's Sea Biscuit by a length,

and Lucky Day well
behind the pack.

And here comes Lucky Day
coming up from behind!

He's passing
Yellowtail, Salmonella,

- coming up on Fish Fingers!
- Who's your fish?

Around
the final turn, here comes Lucky Day.

Lucky Day's caught up
to Fish Fingers!

They're head-to-head.

- Lucky Day's pulling ahead!
- Come on through for me, baby!

I'm getting tired just thinking
about counting all this money.

Look at Lucky Day go!

We're moving on up
To the east side

Absolutely amazing!

This looks to be Lucky
Day's big day.

It's Lucky Day!

Oh! What happened?

Lucky Day is down.

We're moving on up

To the east side

No!

And here comes
Fish Fingers followed by Sea Biscuit,

Yellowtail and
Fish Fingers wins.

What happened?
Let me see.

Wait! I just wanna
hold you.

Oscar, get outta my way.

- What a sad day for Lucky Day.
- Remember your happy place.

And that's why they
call him the long shot.

Yo, that was crazy!
Right? Who knew?

Everything's set,
it's a lock,

we good to go,
we in the money,

and he trips underwater.

Who in the halibut
trips under water?

And by the way,
on what?

That's it! That's it!
I've had it.

Ernie, Bernie,

I want you to find the deepest,
darkest hole in the ocean

and when you do,
dig deeper and put him in it!

Sorry, kid.
It's nothing personal.

It's just business.

Don't worry

About a thing

'Cause every little thing

Is gonna be all right

- This is how you sing it, Oscar.
- Yeah.

Sykes, he like ya, mon.

- Him say take it easy on you.
- Ooh!

But Sykes is not here.

True.

Ernie, let me
ask you a question.

Yeah, mon. Go on.

Why is it that me locks
can sting other people,

but they have no effect
on me or you?

Ernie! I didn't
mean it, Ernie.

I didn't mean it, man.

Ernie!

Oh, Ernie!

Ernie! You made a joke!

Good one, mon. Respect.

Respect. Bloodfire.

Frankie, you know
I can't do this.

Lenny, if you
wanna make Pop happy,

you gotta kill something.

Or I could find
a very old sick fish and just wait.

Ugh. It's getting around,
your thing at the restaurant.

You know how fish talk.
Bit-a-bit, bit-a-bop.

This, that, the other.
Then how ya doing, boom!

Forget about it. You're dead.

Okay. Seriously,

I can't understand wiseguy,

so you'll have to
be more specific.

Oh, specific.
You want specific.

Be a shark for once in your life!

What am I gonna do?

Aw. Lenny, forget
about it. Okay?

We do couple of practice runs,
badda-bing, badda-boom,

Pop's happy, you're a shark,
life goes on. Capisce?

Okay. Okay. Capisce.

Wait, wait, whoa,
whoa, whoa. Bingo.

Right there. Dead ahead.
You see it?

TV dinner. Don't get
no easier than this.

All right. Come on.
Eye of the tiger.

Frankie, I can do this!

What if I can't do this?

Then don't bother
coming home.

Good point! All right.

Hit him in the tail again.

- I like the funny face he make.
- Funny face.

- Ernie!
- Blow out!

Ah! Uh, guys?

Guys, don't leave me alone.

There could be
sharks out here.

Oh, no. Wait. I'm sorry.
No, no. I'm not...

- Lenny.
- What?

Like this.

Oh, no. Ah.

Aah.

Oh, just get it
over with!

Wait a minute.
Do me a favor.

Don't chew me.

I'm not for that.

I'm not gonna eat ya.

Don't do the whole
head-trip thing with me.

Listen to me. Don't move
until I tell you.

Back up!

That's it, Len.
There you go, buddy.

Wave those fins,
baby. Dig in.

I'm just pretending
so you can get away.

- Huh?
- When I turn around, you take off!

Tastes just like chicken.

Mm. Mmm!

Oh, no.

- Oh! What did I tell you?
- Oh!

- I'm sorry. You want me to go now?
- Just go!

That's it. I've had it
up to here.

Ooh!

Oh, no!

Hurry! Swim!
No, Frankie. Wait!

Oh!
Get your boy! Get your boy!

Frankie!

Lenny...

Lenny, is that you?

I'm here, Frankie.

- Come closer.
- Yes? What is it?

I'm so cold.

That's just because
we're cold-blooded.

Ow!

Moron.

Frankie, no.

No!

This is all my fault.

I'm so sorry, Frankie.

How am I ever gonna
explain this to Pop?

Oh, no!

Watch it! Back up!

I'm crazy! I be tripping!

- Whoa.
- Oh.

Ow! What the...

Don't hurt us. We're sorry.

It was all Ernie's idea.

Oscar...

Did you kill that shark?

Uh...

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Exac... Exactly how it look,
that's how it is.

What happened?

Oh, you... You wanna
know what happened?

- Yeah. You're standing on top of a shark.
- Yeah.

Go on, mon.

I'll tell you what happened!

Big ol' shark,
about 75, 100 feet long.

He's swimming at me. Right?

With teeth like razors!

Ooh! Razors! Ha!

And I was all like, "You gonna
come at me like that?"

You're gonna come
at the "O" like that?

Uh-uh.

Hey! Do the muscle thing.
The muscle thing.

Oh. Right, right.
I told that dude,

"You see this guy?"
And I pointed like this.

"Well, he's got a brother,
and he lives right over here,

"and I think it's time
for a little...

- "family reunion!"
- Family reunion!

- See, man? I told you.
- Excuse me.

- We were right there!
- Pardon me.

- Move it!
- Whoa. Sorry. Sorry.

She seems
so nice on TV.

Oscar, Katie Current.

As the first fish in history to ever
take on a shark and win, tell me,

does this mean you're now
protector of the reef,

new sheriff in town,
the big kahuna?

Katie, I'm gonna
keep it real.

- I can call you Katie?
- Of course.

Any shark try to mess around
in Oscartown is going down!

Yeah, it's poetic.
In the heat I get poetic!

Oscar.

Mmm. Oscar.

Okay. Get outta here,
you barracudas.

Any further questions
will be fielded by me.

- And you are?
- His manager.

- Uh...
- Sykes, with a "Y."

And I'm
his financial adviser!

You wanna see my puppets?

Hello!

Could you excuse us for a moment,
please?

- My manager?
- You're a superstar.

We're gonna make a fortune.
Let me handle it.

- What about the five G's?
- Forget the five G's.

From now on,
we're partners.

What exactly
are we talking about?

I'm thinking 90-10 split.

That's pretty generous.

You're the 10. I take
my 90 off the top.

- I don't think so.
- Talk to me.

- You get 15.
- 70.

- 20.
- 75.

Dude! You're going
the wrong way.

50-50.

- You happy?
- No. You happy?

- No!
- Deal!

Uh, my manager and I

are now prepared
to take your questions.

Oscar, are you going to continue
working here at the wash?

Please. I barely
work here now.

Keep it up, kid.
You're slaying 'em.

No! He's slaying sharks!

Hey. Hey, that's good.
That's good. I like that.

- Oscar the Sharkslayer.
- All right.

Whoa!

A sharkslayer!

You heard it
here first.

From now on, any shark tries
to bother this reef,

it's his funeral.

I could fly higher
Than an eagle

If you are the wind
Beneath my wings

Frankie, we'll miss you.

To Frankie.

It's a terrible thing,
Don Lino.

Everybody loved Frankie.

May whoever did this
die a thousand deaths.

May his stinking,
maggot-covered corpse

rot in the fiery depths
of hell.

Thank you for your
kind thoughts, Giuseppe.

Oh, and may Lenny be found
safe and sound, too.

Hope he's okay.

Oh, Lenny.

Don't worry, boss.

I said some things to him.

We gotta find him.

We're searching everywhere.

Forget about it.
He'll turn up.

What's wrong with that kid?

Why's he gotta be
so different?

Frankie, God rest his soul,
he was perfect.

Perfect!

Oh, Luca.

Who could've done this?

Don Lino,

at this most difficult time,
please accept my deepest condolences.

Thank you, Don Feinberg,

for honoring my son
with your song.

I got some news,

about the guy
who took out Frankie.

Let's, uh... Yeah,
let's talk over here.

He come out of nowhere,
this guy.

Calls himself,

"The Sharkslayer."

Ira, over here.

Sorry.

The Sharkslayer!

Where do I find him?

He's from the Southside Reef.

That's all we could dig up.

Thank you. Thank you.

- Any requests?
- Luca.

How about that
Titanic song?

Oh, no! Not again!

Get Sykes. He knows that reef
better than anybody.

I wanna find this guy. I wanna
know everything about him.

I wanna know where he lives,
where he sleeps.

He pops a gill, I wanna know
about it.

Who is this Sharkslayer?

Here he is,

the Sharkslayer!

I think I love you, baby

What you feel now

I think need you, baby

What you know now

Uh-uh, uh-huh

To be real

Uh-huh, mmm-hmm, whoo

Your love's for real now

You know that your love

And my love

My love is here to stay

Let's get this party
started right!

What you find now

What you feel now

- Here he is, the Big O!
- Psych!

Pound that, dog!
Pound it!

Oscar, raise the reef!
Raise the reef, buddy!

- Uh, yeah.
- Oh, yeah.

Huh? Hot!

Yeah, that's pretty...
That's pretty...

Come on, cabbage patch!
Cabbage patch.

Angie, you made it!

Wait, wait! You're
gonna break my gift!

Oh, come on. You didn't
have to get me anything.

What'd you get me?

Well, what does every
bachelor pad need, huh?

A lava lamp!

How did you know I love lava lamps?

I'm gonna put it right here
next to my other one.

Hey, come on, Ang!

I wanna show you
the best thing about this place.

Wow!

How great is this view?

Top of
the reef. It's...

It's amazing.

I know. It's
beautiful, right?

Like you.

Like your
new apartment.

It's... Wow! Awesome!

What I'm trying to say is
that I'm proud of you, Oscar.

Yeah. It was...
It was nothing,

really. You know?

Hey! Oh! You know what?

Wait right here. Don't move.

I'll be right back.

Girl, you are gonna flip!

- Boop! I'm back.
- Oh, you're back!

You know what, Ang?

Where I am right now,

this whole new life I've got

and all my dreams
coming true,

in a weird kinda way,

well, I never could've
done it without you.

Oh, sure, you could.

Well, probably not.

Ang. Here.

Oh, Oscar!

I know, I know.

I'm just sorry that
it took so long.

Oh, that's okay.

Bam!

Huh?

My grandmother's pearl.

With interest!

Now, I don't
forget anything,

and I never forget
who my friends are.

Oh.

Ang, uh...

Oh, hi.

I'm not interrupting
something, am I?

- Yes, we're talking.
- No! Uh-uh.

Hey, Lola. Wow! You're here!

Oh!

Uh, hey, you...

You gotta come best
my meet friend, Angie.

Eat my
best men, Wangie.

Best friend?
Oh, that's sweet.

So you won't mind if I steal him
for a while then, will you?

So, look who's
a somebody after all.

Well, you know, uh...

Sharks! On the...
On the edge of the reef!

They're... They're
Great Whites!

Sharks!

Okay, everybody,
go home to your loved ones!

Spend the last few hours
that you have with each other.

Oh!

I mean...

That's the way it used to be
around here.

We'd have been all scrambling
for cover and stuff,

but not since Oscar
came to town!

So, Lola, uh, baby,

just wait here.
I'm gonna be right back.

I'm gonna go ahead,
take care of these sharks.

Go get 'em, tiger!

Whoo! Biceps, triceps!

Grr!

All right, Oscar!
You're the best!

Go get 'em, Oscar!

Grr!

Lenny!

Where the heck is he? Lenny!

Hey, what are you doing?

There's a sharkslayer
out here.

- You wanna be next?
- Oh, yeah.

Lenny! Lenny!

Ooh.

That was close.

Super close.

Don't panic.

Quiet! We're safe.

- Oh, no, not you again!
- Yeah.

What was that?

Yo! What is with you, man?

Shh! He could be anywhere.

- Who?
- Shh!

The Sharkslayer.

There's no sharkslayer
out here.

Yes, there is!

No, there is not.

Trust me on this one.

Get a hold of yourself, man!

This is no time to act crazy!

You the one
acting crazy, crazy!

You're right,
you're right, you're right.

I'm sorry.

I haven't been myself
since the, uh...

The, uh...

Don't cry.

Oh, no!

No, no. It's not all that.
Just relax.

It's my fault, kinda.

Not really, but still...

- Hey, um...
- My brother.

You just need a little time,
man. Things will work out.

- You think?
- Yeah!

So, look, um...

I'm gonna take off,

and you should just
go home, okay?

Okay.

All right. Hey,
good luck, dog.

- Wait! Uh...
- What, man?

- I didn't catch your name.
- Oscar.

- I'm Lenny. Hi.
- Hi.

Where... Where...
Where do you live?

Lenny, where I come from,

fish don't like to get
grabbed by sharks, okay?

- Sorry.
- Now, go home!

There is no home
for me anymore.

Don't you
understand that?

You're too big to be
grabbing on me.

- Take me home with you.
- Shh!

You won't notice
I'm there.

I'm like the invisible shark.

Are you crazy?

Please! I'm begging you!

Don't leave me alone!

Shh!

Yo! Put your fins
on the wall where I can see 'em!

Shh!

Gotcha!

Hey! Yo, the shorties!

- Oscar!
- What y'all doing here?

- Check out my mad burner.
- Check it out.

Whoomp, there it is

How ya like that?

Y'all kids got
some skills.

- It's wild style, dude.
- Mmm-hmm.

What did I tell you?

You kids shouldn't
even be doing this.

And besides, it's not safe
to be out here at night.

It is now, bro-bro!
You the Sharkslayer!

- Yeah, bro.
- Yeah.

- Sharkslayer?
- What was that?

Sometimes I'll be
coughing for nothing.

Look, I just need you
off of these streets.

- Oh, come on, Oscar.
- Get your butts home.

I know your moms. I'm gonna
tell 'em y'all doing bad stuff.

Let's go make
Mr. Sykes puff up.

Yeah!

- Bye, Oscar!
- See ya later, dude!

Lenny! Did you see
what just happened there?

I know. They think
you're the Sharkslayer.

As if!

I don't appreciate
your funky tone, actually.

No, wait up! Hey!

I'm sorry. Seriously.

I don't want you mad at me,

and I certainly don't want you
to slay me.

You having a good time, huh?

You're enjoying yourself?

Well, for your information,
I am the Sharkslayer!

Oscar the Sharkslayer.
That's what people be saying.

Wait. You mean you...

Yeah.

When the anchor...

Oh, you're a liar.

Hey, I didn't lie,
all right?

All right, I lied.

But it was a little lie!
Come on!

Who's it gonna hurt anyway?

Go ahead. I'm not
explaining myself to you.

- You know what? You're on your own!
- No problem.

And if, God forbid, someone
should, oh, I don't know,

find out the truth about the
Sharkslayer on my way back...

- You wouldn't.
- I would.

Uh...

Come here!

Of course you can
come with me.

But, you know, I mean,
you're a shark,

and I'm a sharkslayer.

So we can't be seen together.

You dig, dog?

Dig! Dug.

Dug dig. Dig dog.

Yeah. Yo, diggy dog!

Just... Come on!

Okay, Lenny.

Follow my every move,
and don't make a sound.

You got it.

Ooh, an echo.

Echo.

Now, batting for the
Southside Sharks, number 15...

Ow! It's not okay to hit!

Ain't nothing to it

If you wanna get down
We can do it, do it

Ain't nothing to it

Keep stepping
With your new suede shoes on

Boys and girls
Let's all sing along

Everybodyjust get
On a good foot

Oh, Lord

- Ooh ooh
- Get on a good foot

Oh, Lord

- Ooh-whee.
- Shh!

Get on a good foot

Ow!

Aah! Ow!

Get your tail in there!

Think anybody
heard that? Ooh!

Ow!

Who was that? Huh?
Who? Who's out there?

Yo, Crazy Joe!

I thought I heard
something.

Did you get that shark?

You have no idea, Joe.

That's great!

Well, gotta go. My show's on.

All right, we're safe.
For now.

- Ah. Hey, a bed!
- Huh?

Oh! Oh, yeah. That's good.

Oh, that's heaven. Yeah.

Oh, snuggly,

buggly, wuggly.

I love you, man.

Whoa! Hold up!

You're my new best friend.

Stop it.

Okay, you wanna
be friends? Fine.

But we gotta lay down
some rules.

Rule number one,

no "snuggly, buggly,"
whatever that just was.

You got it. Anything else?

Rule number two,

and this is the most
important rule.

In the event that
possibly you get hungry...

Don't worry. I'm not gonna
eat anyone.

In case you haven't noticed,

I'm different from
the other sharks.

Let's put it that way,
leave it at that. Good night.

- Define "different."
- You'll laugh.

I'm not gonna laugh.

That's what you say, and then
what happens later? You laugh.

Lenny, I give you my word.

Okay. I will tell you.

I'm... I'm a vegetarian.

Hold up.

So, that's it?

What do you mean,
"That's it?"

You're the first fish
I ever told.

I'm so tired of
keeping it all a secret.

- And my dad...
- Whoa! Hey!

He'll never accept me.
What's wrong with me?

Nothing is wrong
with you, man.

I think all sharks
should be like you.

That's sweet of you to say.

And stop blaming yourself
for what happened.

Really?

If you wanna blame anybody,
blame me.

If I hadn't been out there
in the first place,

none of this would
have happened.

Yeah.

Gee, if Pop knew that,
he'd ice you for sure.

"Ice"?

What is he, the Godfather
or something?

- Yeah.
- What you mean, "Yeah"?

Yeah, he is.

Hey, are you all right?

- I told ya!
- I'm doing it!

X, circle, X, X,
double left, square,

right trigger, down,
square, square.

Oh! Double square.

- Respect.
- Respect.

Oh, yeah? Well,
I've got news for you.

The Sharkslayer
made me his manager,

so I'm now what I like to call
"untouchable."

You hear me?

- Sykes.
- Hey, Oscar.

Ow! Hey! Sykes.

There he is, my brother,
my player, the Sharkslayer.

- Sykes, listen...
- And another thing,

from now on, you're gonna have
to start paying me protection.

The deal is off. That shark I
killed was Don Lino's son.

I know. Ain't it great?

Not if he finds out.

What do you mean, "Find out"?
I've got him on phone right now.

That's right, Lino, I got the Sharkslayer
right here in front of me.

Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.

And he's gonna slay you
and all your sharks.

Sykes, shut up! Shut up!

Hey, that's good.
I like that.

Shut up, Lino.
Ha! Shut up!

What? Oh.

Kid, he wants to
talk to you.

- I'm not here.
- He's right here.

Hello!

"Shut up"? "Shut up"?

You don't tell me,
"shut up."

I tell you, "shut up."

- Hello?
- How you doing?

Let me have a pie
with everything on it.

Anchovies,
meatballs, mushrooms.

- Luca.
- Oh.

Hi, Boss, what are you doing
working in a pizza joint?

- Get off the phone!
- But I'm hungry.

My guys are coming
for you, Sharkslayer.

They're gonna tear you
fin from fin.

Now who's your
puff daddy? Huh?

Who takes care of you?
Huh? Huh?

Come on, you two,
we got work to do.

I was winning.

Sykes, you got it all wrong.

They're gonna write
songs about you, kid.

Oh, the shark bites
With his teeth, dear

Sing it, mon.

And then Oscar
Kicked his butt

Sykes! Sykes, man!

Come on!

Maybe I can help.

Ooh! Hey, Lola!

What are you doing here?

You just be popping up
sometimes, places.

Well, you said to wait, so...

I've been waiting.

Uh...

Look, uh, I don't have
a lot of time

for the whole hand-clappy,
making-the-lights-go-off,

music-playing-in-the-dark
thing, you know?

What are you afraid of?

Afraid?

Yeah, that's funny.

I ain't afraid of nothing.
It's just... Ooh!

Oh, baby,
you are so tense.

Yeah, I've been
stressed lately.

You know, protecting the reef.
I do that by myself, you know.

It's just... Just crazy.

It's just too much.
It's piling up.

Yeah. Just one thing
on top of the other.

Actually, I was thinking
about retiring.

- You don't wanna do that.
- I don't?

You have worked
your way to the top.

You don't wanna go back
to the bottom, do you?

No.

No.

No way.

You just show 'em
who's boss,

and those sharks
will leave you alone.

Yeah. You're right.

Lenny.

Psst.

Lenny,
where are you?

Hello, Oscar.

Angie!

Hey. What are you doing here?

What, Oscar, did you
forget something?

Um... Uh... You know...

Oh, maybe you
forgot your shark!

- Hi.
- Uh... Shark!

Swim, Angie. I'll cover you.

Quick, before it's too late.

- Go on without me.
- Oh, stop it.

Your pet shark told me
everything.

Dang, Lenny.

Why would you do that?

I don't know.
I like her.

Thank you. I like you, too.

What were you thinking
bringing him in here?

I'm still working
out the kinks.

"Kinks?" You lied.

Everybody thinks you
"slayed" the shark.

Who am I to tell them that
they're wrong?

How could you
lie to me, Oscar? Me!

Don't take it personally.
I lied to everybody.

All right, I'm sorry.
I totally betrayed you.

I got just one little problem
I got to take care of.

Oh, what's that?

Sharks are coming to get me!

And they should!
What did you expect?

You take credit
for killing a shark,

and then everything
will be fine and dandy

for the rest of your life?

Uh...

Yeah.

But don't you worry. Me and
Lenny got it. We gonna fix it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa.
What's with the "We?"

I don't want any part of this.

Too late now, veggie boy.

They'll be looking
for you, too.

Point taken. What's the plan?

- This is what we do.
- Oscar, here's the plan.

You tell the truth,
and you go home.

This is what we gonna do, right?

We gonna paint you up
all bloody. A mess, right?

Then you'll swim out
and meet the sharks

before they get here.

Then you gonna say,
"Stop! Don't go no farther.

"That Sharkslayer's
crazy, man.

"He beat me senseless.

"He's a stone-cold
killer, man."

You could tell 'em I'm huge.

Tell them I'm handsome.

You could throw that in.

You're going way too far.

Actually, he hasn't gone
far enough.

Exactly. What?

You need to slay a shark,

and I need to disappear.

Here's what we're gonna do.

This is Katie Current
reporting live.

We've had unconfirmed
reports of...

Da-da-da!

Look! It's the Sharkslayer!

Da-da-da-da

Holy mackerel!
Did we get that?

Hey, Ang.
Oscar's on the TV.

Show me that.
Go ahead with your bad self.

Ugh.

Do you hear them, Lenny?

They are going crazy.
They love us.

- They love you. They hate me.
- What?

Can we switch sides?
Maybe I can be the Fishslayer.

They'll never see it coming.

Come on. You sell this, you'll
never have to go home again.

You can start a new life.

Give me a growl.

Okay.

Like that?

That was... pretty good.

Let's go.

Is that all you're offering?

Do you understand how huge my client is?
Turn on your TV right now.

Wait, Lenny. Hold up.
Lenny! Lenny! Lenny! Lenny!

Turn off your TV!
Turn off your TV!

Don't swallow.

- Oscar?
- No. It's Pinocchio.

Of course it's me.
Why did you do that?

- I'm sorry.
- No, no.

Sorry is when you step
on somebody's fin at the movie theater.

Sorry is when you say,

"When is the baby due?"
and the person is just fat.

This is as far away from sorry
as you could possibly get.

But, Oscar, I think
I'm gonna puke.

No, no, no. No, no, no.

Lenny, just open up
nice and easy.

Are you not entertained?

Go, Oscar, man!

You can't handle the truth!

Go get 'em, Oscar!

You had me at hello!

Turn your TV back on.

What are you doing turning
your TV off? Turn it on!

Yippee-ki-yay!

Go, Oscar!

Whoo-hoo!

This reef is huge.

How we supposed to find
the Sharkslayer?

This is it, Lenny.
Big finish.

Just like we practiced.

- The flying fish.
- The flying fish?

A little help here, buddy boy.

Sorry.

Thank you. Whoa.

Curse you, Sharkslayer!

Yeah. And you tell
Don Lame-O

that I don't never,
ever, ever, ever,

ever, never wanna see
another shark on this reef again.

- Ever!
- Oh!

Remember this name,

Oscar the Sharkslayer!

Aha! You see?
You see? Huh?

Oscar, bumaye! Oscar, bumaye!

Oscar, bumaye! Oscar, bumaye!

Ah! Oh, look at Oscar.

Oscar, bumaye!

Oscar, bumaye!

Whoo! Hey, Lo...

Seems the Sharkslayer not
only conquered a few sharks today,

but maybe a few hearts.

Has the reef's most eligible
bachelor been snapped up?

I'm Katie Current, here live watching
the Sharkslayer making out.

Hey, Angie, can you
hand me the blue one?

Thank you.

Hey! Who stepped
in the room?

Ho, ho, ho, yeah!

Oscar and Lenny.
What a team, baby.

- Unh. Give me some fin.
- High fin. Low fin.

Yo, did you see me?
I was like...

Ha-ha! I was great!

When you punched me,
and the crowd was, "Ahh!"

They ate it up.

Angie, you ain't know
I had it in me, did you?

It was like an Oscar-splosion.

- How good was I?
- You was the bomb.

Thank you. Thank you.

And hey, hey, hey.

Casanova.

I saw your big finish
on the news.

Nice smooch, lover boy.

Ixnay on the iskay, man.
That's private. It's private.

Private? The entire reef
saw you do it.

Hey, whoa, somebody's
in a bad mood.

Ang, let me see the smile.
Show me the smile, baby.

Knock it off.

Uh... What has
gotten into you?

Me? Oh, I swear,

sometimes I wanna take
your big dumb dummy-head

and just...

Ang, what is the problem?

There's no problem.
I don't have any problem.

Miss Perfect is the one
with the problem.

Um, hey, you guys.

What do you got
against Lola?

Not my lips,
that's for sure.

Ooh.

What's going on?

Uh, I'm gonna stay
out of this one.

Why would you
even care about Lola?

- I don't.
- You don't?

- No.
- "No," what?

- I don't know.
- Guys, you wanna...

- No!
- No!

Just tell me, Oscar,
'cause I'm curious.

Why do you think she's
interested, huh?

Do you think
for one minute

that she would
even be with you

if you weren't the rich
and famous Sharkslayer?

- Please don't fight.
- Are you that blind?

At least she treats me
like I'm somebody.

Would she love you
if you were nobody?

Nobody loved me
when I was nobody!

I did!

Before the money...

And before the fame.

Before the lie.

To me, you were
a somebody, Oscar.

Now you're nothing
but a fake.

A sham. A con.

You're a joke.

Here I come.

Ta-da!

Sebastian

The whale-washing dolphin

- Angie...
- No. Forget it.

Just go,

'cause I'm tired
of hearing

how everything you had
in your life wasn't good enough.

Including me.

Angie.

Oh, honey, I'm...
I'm sorry.

Go... Go back
and do it again.

Hey, come on.

It'll be okay.

One shot to your heart
Without breaking your skin

No one has the power
To hurt you like your kin

Kept it inside

Didn't tell no one else...

You can't handle the truth!

You've got shark breath!

And now you only have
Yourself to blame

If you continue

To live this way

Get it together

You wanna heal your body

Get it together

You have to
heal your heart...

What you kids doing?

How many times
I have to tell you?

It's past your bedtime.

Go on. Go on.

Hey, what are you kids up to?

That looks pretty good.

You guys should
do this for a living.

Ooh

You can fly, fly, fly, fly

You can live or you can die

You know that life
Is a choice you make

You can give or you can take

You can fly, fly, fly, fly

You can fly, fly, fly, fly

It slays hemorrhoids
like Oscar slays sharks.

Oh. Hey, Oscar.

Preparation O.

Angie was right. I am a joke.

Hey, Sharkslayer.

Why are you
out here?

All your friends
are inside.

Not all my friends.

You mean that little bottom-feeder
from the Whale Wash?

Forget about her.
She's a nobody.

No. I'm the nobody.

Oh, let me guess.

She told you
that she loves you.

Is that it?

It's not like you feel
the same way about her.

I don't think this
is gonna work out.

Wait. Are you dumping me?

Let me explain
something to you.

We're gonna party
like it's your birthday

Ha! Young love.

Ooh

Sugar pie, honey bunch

You know that I love you

I can't help myself

I love you
and nobody else...

- Hey, Oscar!
- I can't talk. I got to find Angie.

I need to tell her I love her.

You come and you go

Way to go, Oscar!

Irie. Whale Wash...

Gimme the phone.

Where you get
a whale of a wash.

Gimme back the phone.
And the price is...

Very, very low, considering
how good the wash is.

Good one, Ernie.

How many times do I have to
tell you? It's "gosh."

"You get a whale of a wash
and the price, oh, my gosh."

Me get it, mon. Whale Wash.

Rhymes with "gosh."

Give me that.
Get out of here.

Go be useless someplace else.

Sykes, where's Angie?

You tell me.

Whale Wash. You get
a whale of a wash...

Oh. Huh.

- It's for you.
- Huh? Hello.

- Is this the Sharkslayer?
- Yeah. Who's this?

It's Luca, the octo...
I mean, forget about it.

Now you follow these instructions
to the letter like, okay?

File cabinet,
top drawer.

There's a package.
Get it.

That's right, tough guy.
We got your girl.

There's going to be
a sit-down in one hour.

Who is it?

Shh!

Be there, if you don't wanna see her
sleeping with the fishes.

The dead ones.

Now, nod your head
if you understand.

Now, tell me if you
nodded your head.

I nodded.

They got Angie,
and they want a sit-down.

I never meant for
anybody to get hurt,

especially not Angie.

This is all my fault.

Classic move.
I've seen it a thousand times.

They take the thing you love the most,
and then they use it against you.

We got to go to that
sit-down and save her.

Whoa, whoa. I wanna
save Angie, too,

but I can't waltz in there and
say, "Hi, Pop. I'm a dolphin."

- Lenny?
- "And the Sharkslayer's a fake."

- Fake?
- We're gonna need a better plan.

This is a joke, right?
This is a joke.

Because I told Lino...

Shut up, Lino! Shut up!

Tell me
you didn't make it all up.

Tell me that's not Lenny.

Tell me you're a real
sharkslayer, please.

I'm sorry, Sykes. I'm not.

But the sharks
don't know that.

Stop screwing around.

This will never work.
We're dead. We're dead.

Shh. Thank you,
Sykes. Thank you.

And my man Sykes has just

begged me not to murderlize
all y'all up in here.

Now, I might listen to him,
but then again, I might not.

And that depends
on the individual behavior

of all the individuals
in here,

individually.

Ain't that right?

Look. He's got dolphin muscle.

My Uncle Vito got
whacked by one of those.

Which one of you sardines
called this meeting?

That would be me.

So, this is
the Sharkslayer.

I've been looking forward
to meeting you.

I feel like we're
practically family.

You know that?
Funny, ain't it?

I brought my kids
into the world

full of love and care,

and you took 'em out.

You know who I am?

Do you know who I am?

I'm the Don, the boss

of the great white sharks.

Boss, I saved you a seat.

I've been running this reef
since before you was born.

If you thought
a guy like me

can't get to
a guy like you...

Guess what?

You thought wrong.

Man, you the one
who's wrong.

I barely know that girl.
What's your name, miss?

Oh, yeah?

Well, I say he's bluffing.

Marone, if I wasn't married.

How ya doing,
pretty lady?

Ugh.

Lola.

We meet again.

You know, Sharkslayer,

there's only one thing
I like better than money,

revenge.

Oh, I'm in love.

Your shark slaying days
are over,

and there ain't nothing
you can do about it.

- Huh? What's so funny?
- Ow!

You got nothing. Nothing!

Sebastian, take her out.

Da-da-da-da da-da-da-da

Can't touch this

Da-da-da-da da-da-da-da

Can't touch this

Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
uh-oh, uh-oh

Stop! Oscar time!

Okay, new rules.

Nobody, I repeat, nobody
makes a move without my okay.

I am the Panama Canal, baby.

From now on, everything...

...flows through me.

Huh? What'd he do?
I can't see it.

You don't lose a tooth.

You don't grow one back
without my okay. Okay?

- Okay?
- Okay.

If you sneeze,

you don't wipe that boogie
without my okay. Okay?

- Okay.
- All right.

And you don't say "okay"
without my okay. Okay?

Uh-oh.

Okay. Thank you all
for coming.

Good meeting.
We got to go.

Oh, and one more thing.

What is with all y'all
living in the Love Boat?

Oscar.

Y'all supposed to
be the Mob.

Get yourselves
a real hideout.

Oscar.

And take a good look, Lino.

It's over. You're old school.

- Oscar!
- What?

Oh!

The horror!

The horror!

Um, excuse me.

Ang, are you okay?

No, I am not okay.

- He ate me!
- I couldn't take it.

The taste was killing me.

Lenny?

Is that you?

- You're alive?
- Oh.

I thought I lost you.

What are you wearing?
Huh? What is that?

Whoa! Ho-ho ho!

Hey, Boss, it's Lenny.

He was wearing a disguise
so we wouldn't recognize him.

But now he's not wearing
a disguise,

so we do recognize him.

Hi, Pop.

Are you
kidding me?

Are you kidding me?
Are you out of your mind?

Do you have any idea
how this looks?

This is the best sit-down
I've ever been to.

What are you doing
with this guy?

He took out your
flesh and blood, Frankie.

But, Pop,
just listen...

But nothing. You never
take sides against the family. Ever!

Hey, Don, Lino, sir.

It's not his fault.
This is between you and me.

What did I ever do to you?

You took Frankie away,

and you turned Lenny
into a dolphin!

I'm gonna get you.

Oscar, look out!

Oscar, swim for your life!

You're gonna regret the day
you became the Sharkslayer.

Well, well, well. Look who's
stuck in the porthole.

- Huh?
- You still hungry, big guy?

Well, say hello
to my little friends.

Try it again.

Whale Wash, you get
a whale of a wash

and the price...
Oh, my gosh!

All right! You got it right.
You got it right.

Move! Everybody,
out of the way!

Blow out!

Come on, Lino.
It's time to clean up your act.

Pop, leave him alone!

All right, Lino,
game's over.

Ah! Ooh!

Lenny? What are you
doing in there?

- Sorry.
- Where's Lino?

He's right behind me,
isn't he?

You're mine now.

Whoa!

Let's finish this,
Sharkslayer.

Oh, we're about to.

Thank you for coming
to Whale Wash.

Okay, somebody needs to
get me out of the bubble, today.

Ooh.

- Angie...
- The Sharkslayer has done it again.

This time luring two sharks
into his deathtrap of hygiene.

Oscar, you're the somebody
everybody wants to be.

- Angie!
- The top of the food chain.

Tell our cameras
how it feels to be you.

Oscar, get me out here. Quick.
I need to get a head start

so I can get as far away
as possible.

Look what you did to him.

It's all a big
misunderstanding.

- Sharkslayer, over here.
- If you'd just...

Sharkslayer!
Sharkslayer! Sharkslayer!

Sharkslayer! Sharkslayer!

Stop!

I am not a real sharkslayer!

I lied.

What?

And I'm not
a real financial adviser.

Okay.

It was an anchor
that killed Frankie.

I didn't have anything
to do with it,

and neither did Lenny.

If that was true,
why did you run away?

Because you always wanted me
to be like Frankie.

I'll never be the shark
you want me to be.

What is your problem?

So your son likes kelp.

So his best friend's a fish.

So he likes to dress
like a dolphin.

So what?

Everybody loves him

just the way he is.

Why can't you?

Don't make the same mistake
that I did.

I didn't know what I had
until I lost it.

Will you get me out of this?

So I can hug my kid
and tell him I'm sorry.

Pop.

Come here, you.

I love you, son,
no matter what you eat

or how you dress.

Oscar?

Angie?

Ah, Angie.

I wish I knew now
what I knew then.

I mean, I wish you knew
what I knew...

Uh, I mean, before this.

You're blowing it, man!

Mind your business. It's
emotional and it's pressure.

What I'm saying, I just...

I didn't need
the top of the reef.

Everything I wanted was
right there in front of me

the whole time.

Well, what about
being a somebody?

I'm nobody without you.

You're not helping.

Oh, come here,
you big dumb dummy-head.

I never told
you two this,

but you're the best
henchmen a guy ever had.

Come on. Group hug.

- Ow! Hey!
- Sorry, mon. Sorry.

Come, Sykes, try again, mon.
Go for it.

Oh, forget it.
The moment's gone.

So, uh, Lino...

Uh, Don...

We cool, right?
Like, the reef is safe.

You know, walk the streets without...
Aah! You know.

Yeah. We're cool.

Oscar, excuse me.
Oscar.

You've lost everything
you lied so hard to achieve.

Tell me, what's
next for you?

Come on.
Everyone's waiting,

Mr. Manager.

Just got to put the finishing
touch on my new desk.

Love you, Pop.

- Yo, dog!
- Sykes!

All right, partner,
let's see what you can do.

Sykes and Oscar's Whale Wash

is now open for business!

Yo, E, B,

let's get this party
bump-bump-bumping!

Yo, yo! It's E and B
on the wheels of steel!

Yo, Christina, Missy,

how about we have
a little Oscar-licious fun?

Y'all small tuna fish
I'm one big catch

You might not ever get rich

Warm it up.
I be warming it up.

Let me tell you, it's better
Than digging a ditch

There ain't no telling
Who you might meet

A movie star
Or maybe a common thief

Working at the car wash

Okay, Jimbo, let it go!

At the car wash, yeah

Yeah

At the car wash

Sing it with me

Hey, Angie.

Sorry Pop and I are late,

but we brought
some new customers.

Hey, how you doing?

Wow!

Okay, guys, come on in!

This ain't no place to be
If you plan on being a star

Let me tell ya
It's always cool

And the boss don't mind
Sometimes if you're acting Like a fool

Working at the car wash

No. Snap it. You're
not snapping it.

I'm snapping it.
I'm snapping it.

It's okay. A lot of
Great Whites can't do it, yo.

- Yo?
- Yo, what's up?

What's up with what?

Yo, yo, yo. Yo, yo, yo.

You say "yo" one more time,
and I'm gonna yo you.

I'm sorry.

Okay, dude,
I pimped your hide.

All right

Check me out.

Hey, you think this is funny?

What am I, a clown to you?

Get your car wash today

Give it up right away

Car wash

Keep up with me.
Don't let me lose ya.

You know I'll lose ya.

In your face.

Shark's lair

Bow down, playa

What you got?

You don't want
none of this!

Break it down, fellas!

Nine to five, I gotta keep
That fat stack coming

Work and work

You got served!

Working at the car wash

Yeah

At the car wash, yeah

Come on, work, baby
Work it, say now

At the car wash

Hey

At the car wash, yeah

Come on, work, baby
Work it, say now

At the car wash

Ohh

Working at
the car wash, yeah

So come on, come on
Come on, come on, come on

Now, keep it coming

So, you may not
Ever get rich, but I

This is a Shark Tale
exclusive.

Hey

Hey, get your car wash today

Hey

Get your car wash today

Phenomenal hit

Hello?

Hello!

Oscar? Listen, baby,
I know I was a bad girl,

but come on.

You'd have to be crazy
not to take me back.

Did someone say "crazy"?

Taxi! Hey, taxi!
Hello!

Hey, you gonna eat
the rest of your popcorn?

Too much butter!

Hey! A nacho!

You're not even
halfway done yet.

What? You see this guy?

He hardly worked
on the movie at all!

Always on the phone,
yakking, yakking, yakking.

Hah!

Man, have you guys seen
what's playing next door?

Hoo-hoo!

Stinky!

What you doing? Go on!
Get out of here! Go home!

It's past your bedtime!