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Congratulations, Master!

Thank you master

Ah Pao...

My mum has given birth again...

My mum has given birth again...

My mum has given birth again...

What has your mum given birth this time?

Sister, mum has given birth again!

Is it a dragon or phoenix (boy or girl)?

Let's find out Alright

Sister, mum has given birth again!

What has mum given birth?

Mum... Mum... Mum...

Stop murmuring! Tell me is it a boy or girl?

Mum has given birth to 10 cows again

Then we won't be deserted!

Mum has given birth to 10 cows again

Well! Your mum fails again and my dad...

Monkey boy it has nothing to do with your dad

San Lung, stop! You have gone too far!

Dad said: Never look at the Shaolin kids

No singing, no talking

Is you complain, speak to dad!

Tom Boy, you really talk like a leader!

Tom Boy!

Beat her! We Shaolin will never lose to Wudong!

Come, all of you! Your master never fears!

Master! You've called yourself a master? Very funny!

Too bad you don't have that little thing!

Ha...

Never argue with girls, come back!

No! We must not lose to the Wudong

Hold it! Hold it!

Brother San Lung has come!

Good! Brother San Lung, come and help!

Hey, what kind of kungfu is it?

It calls Dragon makes fun of the Phoenix

Sister, be careful!

Good!

Well! Don't try to be flattering!

Hurry and help!

Is it the famous Wudong kungfu Up Side down?

No! It calls Monkeys Falling Down From Tree

Fun fun fun! Dragons are having fun

Flying high, up up in the sky

It looks like a dragon it talks like a dragon

But it's never a dragon

What is it?

Well! It's a phoenix!

A phoenix!

By the river side a poor little phoenix crys!

It crys day and night!

Seeing chances getting by

Sister, are they singing about you? Don't listen!

Poor little thing you really make me laugh

Poor little thing you really make me laugh

Sister I'm sure the song is implying you

Bastards, we must hit back, hey...

No singing!

Take these chirettas to Mrs. Pao tomorrow

To show our concern

Their mum has given birth to another girl, and we...

Even a girl the mother needs to build up her body

Well, if Pao Seng-feng hasn't got a dragon (boy)

We need 10 cows to exchange for one of his phoenixes

Ten years of hard working

We can only save up for 3 and half cows

He's giving us a hard time!

We have the will and we can work hard to achieve

Look, we have saved up for a cow leg in 6 months!

Even you have saved up for 10 cows

Then how long I have to wait for another 10 cows?

When we have 10 cows you'll marry Yee Feng first!

You... How can I do that?

Stupid! It's not a cow!

What are you doing?

A cow has four legs

Nonsense!

Ha Ha... You deserve it!

Let's see

Ha Ha... Bottoms up! A little decoration!

Stop laughing! No sympathy at all!

A cow has four legs! Ha Ha!

Is alright now

And a tail too!

Go and practice kungfu now!

Go...

Student of Goddess of Mercy

Buddhas on Poles

Hovering on Clouds

Over the Heaven

Beauty and the Mirror

Stop! What did you call it?

Beauty and the Mirror

Mirror? What kind of mirror is it?

Never learn things in proper form!

By the riverside a poor little phoenix crys!

What's wrong in being a phoenix (girl)?

A phoenix is what our family needs!

I want a dragon (boy) To succeed my career

But your mum has made me disappointed again

Always the phoenix, phoenix...

You can't blame mum for that

Who's it?

Dad, you can take me as a dragon

I will do good in Wudong swordship

Hmm... My good child! 18 years ago

while you were still inside your mum

I had named you San Lung (Alive Dragon) But...

But what, Dad?

You're just another phoenix

very soon you'll fly away!

No, Dad! I'm a dragon, I won't fly away!

Half Dragon and half Phoenix how can you fly away?

You...

Well! You can fly wherever you want

But never the Lung family Well, to marry my daughters

In means to steal the Wudong swordship day dreaming

Shaolin kungfu No. 1, Bullshit!

I say Swordship of Wudong is unique!

From now on you must concentrate on swordship

Nobody is allowed to learn Shaolin kungfu!

Carry on!

Another hundred rounds! No meal for the lazy ones

I'd rather not taking any meal

No! Carry on!

Bastard!

Hey, who are you scoring at?

I have also seen you scoring at someone!

Yes! We've seen it too

Are you trying to deny?

We are not trying to deny!

Good! A real man must admit for what he had done!

Is it the place?

No

One, Two, Three!

Dad is a bastard!

Ok, once again

One, Two, Three! Dad is a bastard!

Dad has come, run!

You must be very tired, go to sleep now!

Dad!

Dad!

What's the trick again?

Dad, we are so sorry!

We have scored at you!

Me? Yes...

Me! What's it? Do it again!

We'll do it again but you must not get mad!

OK! Go ahead! Clear and loud!

You say One, Two, Three

One, Two, Three!

Dad is a bastard!

Louder!

Dad is a bastard!

Dad, you've promised not to get mad

Yes

Dad? I am not your dad in blood

You are our dad, our dad in blood

If your dad were good in kungfu

Your family wouldn't have been a broken one!

10 years ago the bandits robbed your village

My brother Yee Lung and I were heading home

We immediately joined in to help

Brother, what's now?

It's alright! Get in!

Kill them!

We must save the kids! Yes!

Yee Lung, get in!

Are you alright? Kill them all

Chase! Hurry and chase!

I've wounded one of his eyes and got you in safe

It's 10 years now! To raise up eight of you

It's never an easy job

Then should we call you master or dad?

Of course dad!

Stupid, of course dad!

Dad, please be seated!

Our dad above, please take our bows!

Dad, you have raised us up you're our dad in blood

Dad you've also taught us the Shaolin kungfu

You are a great... great...

A great father!

Dad, please accept our gratitude!

Good boys! My very good sons

Dad...

You are the naughty one!

Dad, I am the naughty one you punish me!

Does it hurt?

No! I have got used to it

Dad is too dumb for handy works

What you really need is a mother!

Damn it! It's 10 years now

When can I take revenge for the wounded eye?

Boss, with our kungfu abilities

We can handle the Shaolin kids easily Let's go!

Right, boss Phoenix Village is a piece of fat meat

And a place for real happy romance too

Boss, the girls of Pao Seng-feng

Beautiful eyes, slim and big bottoms

You think I am completely blind?

One side is Shaolin the other side Wudong

Can we handle it?

Boss! Speak now!

What's your plan? Tell us!

Shaolin and Wudong have been rivals for centuries

We can make them killing each other

Then you can take revenge for the wounded eye

Right! Right! Carry on!

By that time we can step into the Pao family

For a good time of Women, Song and Wine!

Me Pao Seng-feng, always help the needed

I'm not asking for fortune but a son of my own

Well, I have had nine daughter...

My little compliment

Please bless the Pao family with a son

I shall appreciate

Right, The god will help you

Master! Do I look like a man of no son?

Mister you're an outstanding person

Why haven't you got a son? Something's wrong with fung-shui!

Oh! Please advise, master!

Pao Seng-feng claims his Wudong swordship the best

Anyway, nobody has seen him doing it

Right! The Shaolin members are different

Saber, spear rod and stick they teach everything

No wonder they say Shaolin Kungfu No.1

Right!

Uncle! Chief!

Hey, why uncle and not father-in-law?

Which phoenix has own your heart? Go... Go...

No dragon at all! What's wrong?

Mister don't be angry business goes first!

Please!

A happy land for the happy men

A land of masculine gender!

In theory, you should have many sons

Please go ahead

Oh! What a pity! What a pity!

Master, what's wrong?

What kind of people are living there!

Brother San Lung...

Brother San Lung, tortoise! Egg!

What? You've called brother San Lung a tortoise egg!

No! I'm inviting brother San Lung to barbecue tortoise

And my bird-egg too!

I don't have appetite even for dragon meat!

Tell us what you want? We'll get it for you!

I want a phoenix...

The masculine gender of 10 dragons in the other side

Has formed a huge barrier

It blocks the circulation of Yin and Yan

That's why you never get yourself a boy!

All my life I have helped the needed

Master, is there a way I can be blessed with a boy?

Well! You shouldn't have let them stayed

If you want a boy you must make up your mind!

If we can have Sister Tai Feng to be our mum

Dad's happy and we can learn the Wudong swordship!

Right! No way

But Dad has only got three and half cows

Pao Seng-feng has asked for 10 cows!

Hey, that Tom Boy is the favorite of Pao

If she says something good to her dad it helps

Too bad we have offended her the other day

Not to mention marriage we can't even make friends

Is all your fault...

Only me? You are there last time

I can go and say sorry to her

Just like that? There's going to be another fight

Right! This time you must look like a gentleman

Right! You need to dress up

Let's take out the wedding dress of dad

Why the size is so large?

It was a happy event dad got to be a big fat man then!

Be careful dad will kill you if you break it

Well! If fills even for a big bucket!

That's the most beautiful dress in the house!

It's awful! How can you impress the Tom Boy?

Don't worry I shall look like a gentleman!

Miss, how are you?

Fine, thank you!

No, it's not right

That Tom Boy doesn't like to be addressed as a Miss!

Then... we call her Sister Phoenix, OK!

No good!

Call her Brother Dragon!

She doesn't look like a dragon!

Brother Phoenix, how about it?

Right, call her Brother Phoenix

Great... Right, call her Brother Phoenix

Birds are flying in pairs

Fishes are swimming in couples

Sunset is for young lovers

Hey, look!

Uncle really got guts!

If Pao Seng-feng sees it we shall finish

Aren't you afraid of Uncle?

Always silly smile!

Can you say something?

I... For you... For your mum

My god! Here comes the witch!

Hey, today you must watch your mouth!

Sister have you forgot the order of dad?

Go home

Don't come over, go back!

All shits, can you read?

You... You...

Just tell me what you want?

This angry face of yours

You think it can scare me? Come on!

Uncle, dad has asked for you

Uncle, never argue with girls, go home!

Brother San Lung, it's your term! OK!

Brother Phoenix...

Brother Phoenix! How are you?

What? What's the monkey trick for today?

My parents died when I was very young

I don't even know my dad's name

Well! I only know that you are insane!

Brother Phoenix please stay!

Get back! What do you want?

Well, Brother Phoenix we're living by the same river

Drinking the same water, we'd have been relatives by marriage long ago

I know I've offended you we're here to apologize

Stay there!

Go home!

My dad said all the Shaolin members are bad guys!

You only want to steal the swordship of Wudong

Brother Phoenix please don't get it wrong...

Wrong! Leave now or I'll take action

Brother Phoenix!

Brother Phoenix please don't get mad let me explain!

Stay back! Or I'll kill

Let's talk in peace!

Watch out, it's dad's wedding dress!

What a mess!

Brother San Lung show her the kungfu of Shaolin!

Right, give her a lesson!

Get her...

Come on

Good! Very good! Very good!

Bullshit!

Very good indeed!

Sister!

Sister! Sister! My sister doesn't know how to swim

Sister!

Wake up! Sister! She's out of breath!

What shall we do?

Give her some breath!

How!?

Blow! Blow?

It's written in my story book

The prince has blown to save the life of the princess

Sister, you must not die!

I'm out of breath, you do it, hurry!

Hurry, Hurry blow...

Give me back my sister! Blow now, hurry!

Your sword

Sister...

Why the women cry so easily?

Now I believe the women are made of water

Wow! Swordship of Wudong is really something!

If she hit it a little bit higher

You could have been a cripple

Do you mean, she has human sympathies?

And the mouth spray too!

Also a strong leg to kick!

If we can learn the swordship of Wudong

And combine it with Shaolin kungfu then...

That's invincible!

Uncle is back!

Need the trousers by fixed?

We haven't got time, hurry and go!

Not to fight with women!

Why you've kicked her into the water?

If you love to fight, come, try me!

We are good brothers we respect each other

Fight

If you don't beat harder

I'll report to dad about the fighting

Monkey boy, where's your chivalry?

Whoever loses I'll also tell dad about it

Uncle, tell them to stop!

You!

Whom should I fight with?

Me!

Uncle, no joking please!

Come on!

Well kid, you are serious!

Oh! Uncle, don't...

Come on, get the rod!

Whatever you say!

Good!

Stop pretending! Get up San Lung! San Lung!

Brother San Lung! Brother San Lung!

San Lung are you alright?

Well, somebody is dead!

Uncle, you are not human nature!

Right! You are not human nature

What shall we do?

What? He's out of breath give him some breath!

How?

Mouth to mouth, and blow!

Mouth to mouth, and blow!

Kid, I must beat you to death!

Brother San Lung...

Uncle we did it for the good of you and dad!

Right! It's for you and dad!

Well! All hopes vanished, are you happy now?

Uncle, you must not give up!

Wives for you and dad

Wudong swordship for us

We will try everything to achieve!

Right we will try everything to achieve!

The fifth daughter of Pao likes Shaolin kungfu

We can teach her kungfu in means to make friends

A good impression for Pao and then propose dad's marriage

Great...

Competition between Shaolin and Wudong starts now

To make friends with kungfu friendship first!

Right, Shaolin versus Wudong!

The loser should bow and call the winner master!

Good! Let's see who's the master!

Let us show you something

Who dares to challenge me?

Snake? Hey, what kind of snake is it?

Round headed, it's water snake!

It's finless eel, you need the duck!

Right! Right! Use the fists of duck! Go!

Come on!

You've lost, call me master, right now!

We've won it! Call me master!

Master! It's all your fault

It's a poison snake, not a water snake!

Ha Ha... Internal conflicts!

Don't be happy too soon you have snake and I've got cats

Ha Ha! So skinny, just like a sick cat

Even you are a tiger you can't scare me!

Right! Go!

Me?

Scared! Just bow and call me master!

Why scared? You can simply squeeze him to death!

Scared! Show them you move

Scared to wet!

I am angry now

Who's scared! My stomach aches whenever I've got nervous

Useless!

What kind of fist is?

I win...

Dirty!

Never mind the dirty! Our goal is to win!

Bow and call me master, now!

I haven't lost the fight!

Suspension!

What? Suspension in challenge of kungfu fighting?

Mind your own thing! Follow me!

What's the trick? Go and find out!

What are they doing?

So troublesome! We're so simple!

Are you ready?

Soon!

Are you ready?

OK!

Hey, we're not here to fight we want to apologize

The Wudong swordship of Pao family is unique!

If Brother Phoenix didn't let me go

I could have been a cripple now!

Are you trying steal the swordship of Wudong?

Please don't say steal I want to learn it

You have won it the last time

And I have won it this time

You really think you have beaten me?

No! Shaolin and Wudong have their own virtues

And the weak points too To combine them together

Don't you think we can develop it better?

All murmuring, but sounds reasonable

Well, I'll demonstrate Shaolin kungfu first, please advise

OK! Let see!

Yes sir!

Please advise!

It's nothing special in Shaolin rod go home!

You...

I could have kicked you into the water

You are now at your discretion! Get out!

You...

If I see you again, my sword will kill!

Brother San Lung, you have been fooled!

Me fooled, and she got hooked!

Not kicking me into water means she likes Shaolin kungfu

She has good impression on you too!

There's still a hope for dad's marriage!

Good!

Who's it? Come out!

Not going home, what are you doing here?

Oh! We are prohibited

but you're learning it yourself

Go! Let's go and tell dad

Our sister is learning the Shaolin kungfu secretly

Right! Let's go home and tell dad!

Hold it!

Do you like to play with that Monkey boy?

No! I like the Big-headed

I like Tong Pak-fu!

I like the Monkey Boy

I like Xi Lung teaching me Shaolin rod!

Well from now on you can play with them, OK!

Good, sister you are very kind!

Then will you tell dad about what you have seen?

No! Let's go and get the boys for fun!

Don't you understand! I need a boy to succeed my kungfu

We must follow our ancestors' instruction!

I have done my best, in the past years

My abdomen never has a chance to rest

10 cows for a daughter

you can run a cow-shed now!

Mother, I know you have tried hard

Don't touch me! You should think about your daughter

What's wrong with Tin Lung

he'd raised the orphans

He can be a very good son-in-law!

But he belongs to Shaolin and I'm from Wudong!

Mother, the Pao family needs a successor

You've tried hard for 9 times how about one more try?

Aren't you feeling ashamed

at the age of 49?

Never mind! I call it happiness!

Well, if I agree to try again

Will you compromise on the marriage of Tai Feng?

Of course...

Well, but, it got to be a dragon!

Ah Pao, give it a touch, is it...

Three months?

Oh! Only two mouths, so big! May god bless...

God, please bless the Pao family with a dragon!

A dragon for the Phoenix family and a phoenix for us

We can have a mum then!

Yeah! We can have a mum then...

God, you must bless us!

Congratulations madam, it's a daughter!

My mum has given birth again!

My mum has given birth again...

Your mum has given birth again?

My mum has given birth again!

What has your mum given birth this time?

It looks exactly like me!

No, it's not the same!

There's something different!

What's different?

What's different

I don't know!

Is it something like ours?

Yes! Yes! Yes! It's like yours!

Oh! That's a dragon!

Hurry and tell dad, they've got a dragon

Right!

It's a dragon!

It's not true! I have seen dad's sad face

No! After you've gone

I've seen dad changed to a very happy face!

Finally you have come to your dad!

Ah Pao, give the baby girl a wash too

What! The baby girl? You better do it

Good boy I will dress you up beautifully

To say thanks to the god!

Am I right? To interrupt the spirit of Dragon

And you have got yourself a dragon

Sister, look!

Mum, look! They have come

They really have concerns on us!

Concerns, concerns...

Don't trust them they are after something

Yes...

Good What's good?

Are you alright?

Sister, I can't make it!

Hold on! We must not lose to them again

San Feng

Get up!

I can't! Get up!

Sister, I really can't make it!

You're driving me mad!

Get out!

Hey if you don't want to get embarrassing

Be nice let's co-operate and do something good

Dad, he has molested her!

Don't look at the immoral!

Mr. Pao, how dared they did such thing!

Right! We must stop the immoral activities!

Not scare...

Look, the kids are so lovely!

Congratulations... Buy yourselves some sweet!

Thank you auntie! Dad told us to give his regards to you

Good boy! Look! They are very considerate

So?

Sister, I have got energy again!

It's the silk fowl Bak Foong pills!

Mum, Yee Lung has followed their hereditary nostrum

To refine the tonic by himself!

Wow! So big! How to swallow?

Silly girl, big dose has better effect

Mum, Tin Lung said after the births

You must build up the body properly

Tin Lung is really considerate

He's really a good man unlike your dad...

Mum, Yee Lung said, they have got 4 cows

Why don't you ask him to come and propose to your dad?

But, dad...

Dad wants 10 cows

When can sister and brother Yee Lung get married?

You dad has agreed to compromise

if I've got him a son

Go, ask Yee Lung to come along too!

Hurry

Uncle!

What are you doing here?

Oh! Tin Lung, so good to see you!

Auntie, we have brought along the 4 cows

They are a bit skinny!

Never mind! Come here...

Tai Feng, Yee Feng, serve the tea!

Tin Lung, Yee Lung come chat with your future pa-in-law!

Uncle!

Uncle, it's about the marriage

of your two daughters

Well! Four skinny cows for my two daughters

The deal is not fair at all!

What? Did you promise?

You'll compromise if I've got you a dragon?

But it doesn't mean to sell cheap! You...

Mr. Pao!

Mr. Ma, so good to see you

I'm here for business! Ah Au!

Pa-in-law!

Hey, wait! You are not my son-in-law

Oh, he will be soon I've brought along the wedding gift

And 10 big strong cows are waiting outside

Oh! Sit, sit...

Mr. Ma, I must tell you the truth

Tai Feng and your son have made a good pair!

Tai Feng is my future mum, dared you...

I dare not... Dad, it's not her!

Ah Au will be 20 after August and Tai Feng...

How about Yee Feng?

Yee Feng is not 20 yet

No... Dared you to steal my love?

I dare not! Pa-in-law I want to marry her

To marry me? Well

But first you must get my old pals' permission!

Mr. Pao, that...

Kungfu challenge for marriage, good!

San Lung, if you've lost you must marry him!

Yes, Dad!

My master has told me

never fight with girls

Miss, you first!

Shits for the hungry dog!

Hee Hee! You have missed!

Master, what shall I do?

Your master can't even help himself

Good! Thank you master!

Ah Au!

Swordship of Wudong is always the best

Shaolin rods is impractical

Mr. Ma Ah Au has chosen the wrong master!

No! It's only that I am not good enough

Then go home and learn it for another 10 years

Well! 10 years later you will be too old for me!

Such a Tom Boy is no good for wife

I shall get you a wife nice and gentle!

Give me the rod!

What do you want?

To challenge!

Not you, I want her!

Yee Lung, don't!

Oh! You want to challenge for marriage? OK!

But we have the rules 10 cows for Tai Feng

Good kungfu for San Lung and for Yee Feng...

What do you want?

Can you sing?

Me to sing?

Right! Harmony for man and wife

To marry Yee Feng you must sing better than her!

You... You...

He can't even speak well and you want him to sing?

Are you trying to be obstructive?

So what?

Well! I'll challenge her in kungfu

come on!

San Lung, don't be rude! Good-bye!

Go home!

Tin Lung! Tin Lung!

Master! Mister!

Those boy mess with your daughter again

I'm here...

Fat Feng, I'm here

By the river side, there live a goat

an elephant and an ape It's just like you

the ape!

Make it tight, no tricks!

Blind man and his blind wife falling into the water

I'm here!

Come on! I'm here!

It's me! Fat Feng is right behind

Go get her

Guess!

It's Wu Feng!

Wrong! I'm here!

Look!

Hurry guess...

I have got you!

What are you doing? You silly little bastards

Your dad hasn't taught you well

I'll kill you if you crossed the river again!

You! Whenever I ask you to practice kungfu

You must say you're very tired and hurt

And now they have touched you and you look so happy...

Put it high! Quick!

I've raised you up but never beaten nor scored at you

And now, the other did it all It's mean!

You cheapness never learn!

Does it hurt?

No!

No! Dad can't afford to beat us hard!

No sweat! It will be very light!

Higher!

Tell them, how does it feel?

It's itching... paralyzing... and... painful...

Tell me, do you deserve it?

No!

No excuse!

Dad, they were trying to help

They want you to marry Sister Tai Feng

Up! I know! But we can't force on that

Even without a mother

we had managed it well for 10 years!

All the masters in Shaolin were without women!

From now on we'll give it up completely!

Amida Buddha!

No meat nor wine for Buddhism!

A shining bald can save the light!

No wash, no comb, so easy to take care

Monkey head, monkey brain a shining buttock

It looks like a thief the thief with a bald head!

Brother San Lung...

A recluse never gets embarrassing!

Do you still have desires?

I don't want to shave my hair!

I don't want to be a monk!

Yee Lung!

I must marry Yee Feng!

You! Stupid as a pig!

Pao doesn't let you marry his daughter

What's good in getting mad! Give up!

You can give up but I can't

You've betrayed Tai Feng I won't do the same to Yee Feng

You... Whom are you talking to now?

Uncle how can you talk to dad like that?

If you score at dad again we'll go against you!

Suit yourselves! Don't call me uncle again!

Dad!

Dad, uncle he...

He's always hot tempered

Every time he ran away from home

He went as far as the cave beyond the hill

Uncle, uncle!

Be a monk of no relative! Why still call me uncle?

What a character! No wonder sister Yee Feng likes you

What's good of such a character?

You are just a hero of no guts

You don't even do what you should do!

What should I do?

Uncle, look!

What's it?

Tell me what is this?

A circle

And this? A girl

What's she doing? Dancing!

It's fairy and the moon don't you understand?

No wonder dad said you're stupid

You are the stupidest person I have ever seen

How come I am so stupid?

Sister Yee Feng Loves you being so dumb!

Hurry and tell me what to do!

Who's it?

It's me!

Who are you?

Your new maid

When I'm practicing no one is allowed to come in, go!

Yes, master!

Who's it?

The soubrette!

You are?

My uncle has asked you to run away with him

Hurry up! Before it's too late!

Sister, it's so late where are you going?

Sister, please let me go!

No! To run away with a man, it's bad!

Dad ordered you to come with me!

Your dad has hampered the marriage of Tai Feng

And you're doing the same to Yee Feng!

Are you willing to listen to your dad?

To marry someone you don't love!

Get out, all of you!

Thank you, sister!

The adulterer and whore have run away chase!

Hurry and go!

Hurry...

You used to have an ugly face

And tonight it has changed to a warm face

A lovely beautiful face!

Don't be flattering, go now!

There's another adultery couple by the river side, chase!

Go now

You love your sisters and I love my brothers

We'll share the same bitter, let's go!

Together?

You and me? No way! Get out!

Are you trying to put me into trouble?

I will repay you later

Don't go...

You... Look what you have done!

Get her, we must punish her!

Yes!

Brother San Lung, look!

Go, hurry...

They say women are made of water San Feng is different

What's different?

She's made of spirit Right!

Spirit, never heard of

Right, the righteous spirit!

On your knees

You are the leader of our village

And your daughter has done something immoral

You must punish her according to village rules

I am a man of righteousness

I will follow the village rules

Good she has also let go the adultery couple

According to the rules she will be drowned to death

San Feng! San Feng!

Give me back my daughter! My very own daughter!

We must follow the village rules

If she's alive after burning of the joss we'll let her go!

Time's up! Execute now!

Time's up!

Mister, time's up!

Pao Seng-feng isn't human at all!

He has no human feeling

Sister San Feng is innocent

San Feng! San Feng!

What are you doing?

Kid, you really have guts! Want to get killed?

Let her go! I'm responsible for everything

Well! If you didn't talk sweet

Yee Feng wouldn't have run away

And San Feng wouldn't have got involved

You don't have to join me to death!

I have said we'll share the same bitter

Good! Your wish will come true

Mister, it's all ready now!

I'll go first, see you in sea palace

San Lung!

Sister San Feng is innocent

San Feng...

Wait

San Feng...

Come help

Pao Seng-feng isn't human

Sister San Feng is innocent

Mister! Time's up!

San Feng! You must not die!

Mum... Please don't...

Give me back my daughter! Please save my daughter! San Feng!

Dad has come...

Dad!

Chicken soup with chiretta a good tonic for women!

Dad, you don't blame me for saving the life of San Feng?

Remember, you must not try the soup!

It's too strong for men

Yes!

Chicken soup with ginseng my dad's instruction

Take it while it's still hot!

You try some!

No! Dad said it's good for women

But too strong for men

Thank you for saving my life!

I have said we'll share the same bitter

I had listened to my dad

That all of your family were bad guys

So, I had prejudice on you

It's good you don't have prejudice on us now!

In fact you don't look like a bad guy at all

Besides, I've cheated to learn the Shaolin kungfu from you

Oh! I had intended to let you to learn!

And, I've made fun of you for many times

And kicked you into the water

I had cut your trousers

Oh! You want to learn the swordship of Wudong?

Of course! Please instruct!

Oh! So you have been planning on that!

San Feng is still alive

San Lung has hidden her in a cave

San Feng...

Well, you have seduced my daughter

I didn't want you to kill your own daughter

San Feng, come with me!

No! I can't let him kill you again

Nonsense! Who do you think you are?

She's my daughter! Nothing your concern!

A man without human feeling

You don't deserve to be a father!

Get out!

Who taught you this swordship?

Dad, it's me

Well! You have given away the family treasure

You shameless! Come with me

Here I come!

San Feng, don't go! They'll kill you

Did you want to die?

Dad, watchout!

San Lung, be careful

I must give you a lesson, you old dummy

Hold it!

Dad! Get out!

Apologize to Uncle Pao right now!

Thank you! I don't deserve it!

Come with me!

No!

San Lung!

Dad, San Feng will get killed

San Lung, my own family matter please stay out

Dad, I'll go with you!

Go!

Dad, you always told us to be righteous

And now seeing San Feng to get killed and you...

Have you finished yet?

Not yet! You have always endured on Pao

In means to repay for his kindness! It's foolish!

Sister Tai Feng has been waiting for you for 10 years

And you haven't got guts to take her with you

And now it's San Feng...

Let's go home!

Dad!

I love Tai Feng, but I love you more!

Well! Dad has lost his sleep again!

Dad is almost 40 and because of us

He still hasn't got a company at night! So poor!

So poor!

I am poor too

You have dad! Where's your conscience!

Right! Where's your conscience!

Day after tomorrow will be dad's birthday

As to show our filial obedience

We should give him a celebration

Terrific! Right, how to celebrate?

Well a man over 40 needs to build up the body

Otherwise he will get old easily!

Yes! Dad's only 40 all his hairs have gone!

It's because of us! Right!

Snakes are good for autumn days, right!

Let's have snake cat and chicken for dad

Terrific!

I'm the best to catch wild cats!

We'll be responsible of the wild chicken

And we two?

Of course the snake!

Oh! I... I'm afraid of snake!

Damn it! I can't wait any longer

Tell me, when can we take action?

I haven't had girls for 10 years I shall explode!

We shall explode!

Brothers, we must be patient!

We can't sit here doing nothing!

Boss I know very well the Wudong swordship

If we can get hold of Pao Seng-feng's baby...

The kids of Shaolin will all have to die!

Fish!

Snake! Snake! It hurts! I shall die!

Stop crying! Come on!

I can't!

I have moved two steps five more steps I shall die!

Come on!

Help! Help!

You've moved for more than 10 steps now!

Hey, I am still alive!

It's just a water snake, no poison!

Only poison snake with triangle head can build up body!

You're really terrific!

Look! This man looks half man and half ghost

What is it?

Oh he's an Indian he plays poison snake!

Poison snake!

What he doing in cave?

Never mind! Follow him and we can find the poison snaked, go!

It's moving

Oh? The son of Pao!

Kids! I'll kill you!

Brother San Lung, come on quick!

Brother!

Yee Lung! Come on quick!

You... always the convenience

I've told you to look after your brother and you've gone convenience

Do I have to make a time table for that?

Dared you to argue with me!

Oh! I just couldn't wait!

If I can't find your brother I'll kill you!

What have we done wrong this year?

All the bad lucks Pao, what shall we do?

I have got enough trouble!

No! Do it again!

Not only 10 cows I can even offer all my properties

And my 10 daughters to exchange for the safety of my son!

Mister

Master, I have been so faithful to god

Why the god still punishes me?

Mister must not worry your son has to suffer according to fate

Who? Who dares to do that?

Master, young master has come home!

My baby boy...

Why you have got my son?

He has been kidnapped and kept in the cave, we've saved him

Right! Right! We have saved your son

What a coincident?

Well! What do you want for the reward tell me!

To help the needed is what we Shaolin members should do

Oh! You really don't want anything?

Yes! Yes! It's a rare chance!

The rewards: Cows

gold and phoenix

Dad has been

a lonely man at night

And Uncle Yee Lung...

Well, since you've insisted

We want no cow, no gold but Tai Feng, Yee Feng...

And...

Just tell me what you want

And... the swordship of Wudong

Well, what a beautiful dream?

Just like what I've expected

It's you doing the dirty thing again!

Mister you've been so kind to let them stay

But what have you got? They've returned evil for good!

So it's really you!

Nonsense! Get out!

Mister, if you don't kick them out

even god gets mad

Get out! Go and tell your dad

To move out from the river side immediately

And never let me see him again, get out!

Well Evil for good!

OK! We'll go! And never return again!

Go...

Goodbye!

Don't be happy so soon

Sister, they are gone!

Sister Yee Feng has gone too!

Brother! Let's go and get Pao's girls for fun

And then the Shaolin kids to take revenge for your eye

Get into the house!

Once we've killed the old man we've got gold and phoenix

Kill!

Ah Pao, hurry and help Sai Feng!

Dad...

Dad...

Ah Pao, be careful!

Ah Pao

Hurry and go!

Ah Pao I'll see where you can go

Ah Pao

Ah Pao, be careful!

Oh! Golden stripe Armour!

Is it a surprise to you?

How come you know the swordship of Wudong?

Mister, don't you recognize me?

Oh! It's you!

Swordship of Wudong is unique but you're just too old!

How come you have returned?

There's something misunderstood between Wudong and Shaolin

But to deal with bastards like you

We better join-handed!

Good beauty! Come with me and be my lady!

Oh! It's you again

I thought you have changed for good

And you are still doing the evil things!

Watch out

Brother you take care of Sister Tai Feng

I shall handle this blind man

Oh! The Golden Bell, Iron Clothe!

Never mind the bell, here I come!

Go

Get him up

A Moon in the Sea!

Throw him down

1, 2, 3...

Okay... Let's go back

Brother San Lung, we...

have won the fight...

Tin Lung, you have saved my family

How can I repay you for that, I...

Uncle! The marriage of my dad and Sister Tai Feng?

And our Uncle!

Oh, just get me the four cows you have!

Good! Dad has a wife! And we have an mum!

Tin Lung, these filial sons of yours

I really like them very much!

Auntie, we don't have any cow!

Well, an egg for each, have you got it?

Yes! Yes!

Husband and wife bow to each other!

Bow to dad and mum!

Dad, mum, bows from your sons!

First bow!

Second bow!

Third bow!

Good! Good! OK! OK!

It's happy day, we must celebrate!

OK! OK!