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Yellow Lemon and Red Lemon
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are the outstanding killers
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They appear in front of a big moon
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The moon is like a lemon
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It hangs in the sky
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Yellow Lemon
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do you know why you're invited here?
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It's so simple
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since I am a special killer
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A killer who kills hands
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I want you to go to Messy Temple
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get the hand of Master Min-pik
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What will you pay?
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I promise, you'll have as many lemons
as you want
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Deal
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Who did it?
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I did
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I haven't heard the name of
this killer
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A big hole
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Help me
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Alright
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Sew it, hold on
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You want me to mend this new cloth
for you?
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Don't think that
I'd buy any new cloth for you
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The sun rises
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Open the eyes, lie in bed
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The sun rises
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Get up early
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What're you doing?
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Please lend me your teeth
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No
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Alright
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Ok, I will lend it to you
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You'd have lent me earlier
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It's your turn
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Your turn
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It's fixed
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Waxen't it
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Master, it's alright
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Damn it, I want to break it
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Shit
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I don't want you to say such things
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Hurry up, clean it quickly
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Who taught you to clean like this?
You lazy bone
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Take it. Clean the floor
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Good morning, Master
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You shouldn't fool around early
in the morning
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Cut the plant
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It's fixed, Master, it's done
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Who let you be that lazy?
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You deserve to be punished
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You shouldn't do this
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What a beautiful moon!
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I'd like to teach you
the Wonderful Air Stance
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Senior, it's going to be 5 am
go to sleep
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Shit! I am in good mood
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don't spoil my mood
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Breathe in
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Fart
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It stinks
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The theory of Air Stance is
based on respiration
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The fresh air rises
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the polluted air descends
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When you reach the top standard
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you can break through 2 valves
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Senior, which 2 valves?
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Nostril and asshole
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When they are through
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you breathe with nose
and fart through asshole
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Breathe and fart
so a great force is created
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This is so call
'Essence Absorption Stance'
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Breathe in
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Fart
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It stinks
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Breathe again
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If we practise such stance
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why don't we go to sleep?
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Go to sleep
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Do you have a good sleep?
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What a poor student
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I am just sitting here to repent
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I wanna fool you
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Asshole, you have improved
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You are great
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Wonderful
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Siu-long, it's your turn
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What's the matter?
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Senior, you can do this?
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Something is added, eat this
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Come and eat
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So thin, I don't want to eat this
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Why? Come on, eat it...
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Don't move
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Eat this
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This is better
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Wait
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Nothing. Eat now
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Wait
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Nothing, my fart doesn't stink
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Come and eat
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It stinks!
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Let's go for donation
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Great
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Let's go for donation
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Don't move
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Two swordsmen are fighting
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in the forest ahead
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Can you hear that?
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One in black suit
and the other in blue suit
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You can hear the color too?
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I won't believe in you...
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It's so simple
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Open your eyes, and look ahead
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Who is nice and who is nasty?
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The one in blue is a good man
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How do you know that?
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He is Adam Cheng
he's acted as good man for 20 years
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He has never acted as nasty guy
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You're right
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Alright, I am going to beat
the nasty guy
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What are you doing?
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I just want to beat the nasty guy
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Damn you! We are making movie!
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Movie?
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Right! What are you doing?
We are making movie
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Do you know how much
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we need to take a movie? Damn it
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Why do you scold us?
We know nothing
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Actor, I didn't act well
in the previous shot
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let's take another one
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Yes, sorry, take a rest
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You're so lucky
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the main character is helping you
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Or, you can't afford to pay our loss
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Damn it, get lost!
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Disappear now
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Damn it, I want this film
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to get the Oscar Award, damn it
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Have some tea
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Thank you
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You come out for donation?
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Yes...
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King yee, give them $2,000
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You are very smart
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Give them $2,000 more
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Thank you, master, thank you...
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Master said, woman is trouble
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Wine is poison
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fish and meat are the enemies of us
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Delicious
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So, we should go against them
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Well, let's destroy them
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Great. Yeah
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Master, thank you
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See you
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I tell you, we'll eat
whenever we see them again
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Be careful, don't wake Master up
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Get up
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Senior, where are you?
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I am here
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Where?
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Under your feet
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What's the matter?
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Sorry...
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Don't you look underneath?
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You stepped on me
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Why don't you go through the door?
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What's up? Do you se a ghost?
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Come back
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Master...
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So naughty!
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You are not obedient enough!
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You monkeys
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You always mess up
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Please be merciful
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I love you
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Be merciful
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You are senior
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Got it? I said, I love you
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then he is not going to beat me
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You should learn from...
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I want to take good care of you
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What is love?
Why does love drive men crazy?
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Get up
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What are you doing?
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I can't sleep?
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Do you want to infect me?
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I am in love
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I know a girl, she wrote to me
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What is this?
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This is me, this is my lover
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she wants to meet me
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So childish!
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What'll I do?
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Reply her letter
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I don't know writing letter
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Let me help you
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What's this?
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This is OK
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You're more childish
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What's up?
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What are you doing?
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I want to meet my lover today
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I am afraid she would not like me
after knowing I am a monk
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It's easy, just make up before going
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How?
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Prepare the ink for me
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You're like Elvis Presley
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So smart
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Really?
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I am sorry to be late
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Go and say hello
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I dare not
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You can tell he is up to no good
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be careful
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Don't panic, I will be with you
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It's going to rain
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He is so smart
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You trust your sister
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I've seen so many wolves
just wait and see
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Take her inside, if it rains
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your hair will be over
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It's going to rain
let the kids play inside
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Look, he is going to disclose
his evil heart
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That's good, once a man
is staying alone with a girl
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he will show their real character
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Be generous, and be smart
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no girls like chicken. Go
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If there is anything happens
shout for help
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It's going to rain, hurry up...
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It's going to rain
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Wolf!
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He is a wolf!
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I've warned you
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Are you alright?
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I've hurt my hand
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Am I like Elvis Presley now?
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You're like a wolf
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Oh my God!
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Senior, why do we see lightning
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Before hearing thunder?
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So stupid! Because eyes...
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are in front of ears
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No
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Our nose is in front of ears
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but why do we hear you farting
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before smelling it
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That's because...
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The ass is behind the ears
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and the smell goes forward
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So you hear the noise and
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then smell it. Understand?
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Why the broken hearts love staying
in the rain?
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Since he wants to wash away the ink
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with rain
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You have so any questions
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Man, come in...
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Clear your head
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Don't cry...
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Broken heart is no big deal
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you're so young, you still have chance
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Be good
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I'll introduce Queen Elizabeth
to you later
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Man, what're you doing?
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He is a broken heart
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Cut the crap, go on eating
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None of my business
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What is love?
Why love drives men crazy?
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I experienced that, so I understand
Very well about his feeling
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I see, you were once a broken heart
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No, I mean your uncle Master Min-pik
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He went crazy
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because of love
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Master, will Man be crazy?
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So you have committed a serious fault
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You can't mention broken heart
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in front of a broken heart
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And can't mention love, woman
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affection, or anything about love
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These will remind him the pain of love
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understand?
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Look, so many doggies
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So cute
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I love watching dog feeding doggies
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it's so warm
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What dog?
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Bitch
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What is it doing?
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To feed the doggie?
290
00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:20,808
What's wrong?
291
00:28:21,049 --> 00:28:24,485
It reminds him of woman
292
00:28:24,719 --> 00:28:29,679
That's why he is so sad
I can't stand it either
293
00:28:33,695 --> 00:28:34,787
Are you crazy?
294
00:28:36,765 --> 00:28:38,255
Master, we have a new born son
295
00:28:38,533 --> 00:28:39,465
and we have a name for him
296
00:28:39,768 --> 00:28:42,430
Please check whether this name
is good or not
297
00:28:42,737 --> 00:28:45,604
It's easy, what's his name?
298
00:28:45,974 --> 00:28:48,135
Our surname is Fall
299
00:28:48,410 --> 00:28:50,037
His given is in Love
300
00:28:50,312 --> 00:28:51,301
Fall In-love!
301
00:28:51,646 --> 00:28:52,670
Fall in love?
302
00:29:00,322 --> 00:29:01,482
What is he doing?
303
00:29:01,756 --> 00:29:02,814
Master, fall in love!
304
00:29:03,091 --> 00:29:04,058
Who is it?
305
00:29:05,994 --> 00:29:08,588
Fall In-love is not a good name
306
00:29:08,830 --> 00:29:10,957
Why not call him Fall Ling-down?
307
00:29:11,266 --> 00:29:12,460
Falling down? Does this sound good?
308
00:29:13,368 --> 00:29:17,168
Falling down? My heart is falling down
309
00:29:18,506 --> 00:29:22,203
Well, what good suggestion
do you have in mind?
310
00:29:22,744 --> 00:29:24,336
How about Rain Fall? Fallow
311
00:29:24,646 --> 00:29:25,408
any Fall as you like
312
00:29:25,780 --> 00:29:28,214
but not Fall in-love, right?
313
00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:31,508
See you
314
00:29:31,753 --> 00:29:32,651
Thank you
315
00:29:32,988 --> 00:29:34,012
I am leaving
316
00:29:34,756 --> 00:29:35,654
Nuts
317
00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:37,654
how can he suggest such name?
318
00:29:37,892 --> 00:29:39,359
Fall Lo-up! So weird!
319
00:29:39,728 --> 00:29:41,195
Don't cry...
320
00:29:41,396 --> 00:29:42,624
Why not name you Alan Tam?
321
00:29:47,769 --> 00:29:50,863
Man doesn't eat and sleep
322
00:29:51,072 --> 00:29:54,269
He be suffered from Psychological
323
00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:58,706
Mo-sie Tu-lo-si-see sickness
324
00:29:59,247 --> 00:30:01,306
You're cultured
325
00:30:01,549 --> 00:30:03,039
What kind of sickness is it?
326
00:30:04,653 --> 00:30:07,178
Reply speaking, it's a sickness created
after being brushed off
327
00:30:08,456 --> 00:30:09,582
How to cure it?
328
00:30:11,192 --> 00:30:12,659
To make him laugh
329
00:30:12,927 --> 00:30:16,328
once he laughs, he is cured
330
00:30:20,935 --> 00:30:26,237
Man, no prayer, no practice and
no lesson today
331
00:30:26,441 --> 00:30:29,410
Let's play happily together
332
00:30:59,674 --> 00:31:01,232
So ridiculous
333
00:31:02,510 --> 00:31:04,876
So cheap!
334
00:31:05,080 --> 00:31:06,445
I will do it myself
335
00:31:06,681 --> 00:31:09,149
You will laugh happily
336
00:31:09,417 --> 00:31:10,611
Just go ahead
337
00:31:21,830 --> 00:31:34,209
London bridge is falling down...
338
00:31:34,476 --> 00:31:36,603
Man, please smile
339
00:31:38,480 --> 00:31:41,972
Please, or the head will break
340
00:31:44,352 --> 00:31:45,080
Who is it?
341
00:31:45,320 --> 00:31:46,048
An assassinator
342
00:31:46,988 --> 00:31:47,955
Freeze
343
00:31:49,991 --> 00:31:50,923
Don't go
344
00:31:53,128 --> 00:31:53,992
Do you still want to go?
345
00:32:22,157 --> 00:32:23,715
Whose beads?
346
00:32:23,925 --> 00:32:25,415
It's mine
347
00:32:26,528 --> 00:32:27,688
Whose hair is it?
348
00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:33,067
It's mine
349
00:32:35,103 --> 00:32:36,661
Whose diaper?
350
00:32:37,238 --> 00:32:37,897
Bastard
351
00:32:44,546 --> 00:32:45,706
He smiles
352
00:32:47,615 --> 00:32:49,708
This is the end of your life
353
00:32:50,018 --> 00:32:51,485
I think you are gifted
354
00:32:51,719 --> 00:32:53,846
so I don't want to kill you
355
00:32:55,890 --> 00:32:58,120
If you follow me, you'll be rich
356
00:32:59,561 --> 00:33:01,495
Cut, OK, ask the double
to take his place
357
00:33:01,729 --> 00:33:02,093
Your turn
358
00:33:02,297 --> 00:33:03,093
I am coming
359
00:33:06,234 --> 00:33:08,225
Bite tightly, go
360
00:33:13,208 --> 00:33:15,540
Come on, vomit it
361
00:33:15,810 --> 00:33:18,108
Don't panic, just think that it's painless
362
00:33:18,346 --> 00:33:19,438
then it's painless
363
00:33:20,281 --> 00:33:22,545
Right, isn't it painless?
364
00:33:23,051 --> 00:33:24,882
No, it really hurts
365
00:33:25,086 --> 00:33:27,247
Don't panic, it's hard to make money
366
00:33:27,522 --> 00:33:28,853
Think something happy
367
00:33:29,123 --> 00:33:30,090
We'll be paid later
368
00:33:30,358 --> 00:33:31,450
so we can buy birthday cake
369
00:33:31,693 --> 00:33:34,685
Today is the birthday of master
it's so happy
370
00:33:35,129 --> 00:33:37,597
Be happy, wipe the sweat
371
00:33:38,299 --> 00:33:42,133
I havejust taught you a small lesson
372
00:33:42,370 --> 00:33:45,533
Be smart, think over it
373
00:33:47,675 --> 00:33:49,142
Cut, get the double here
374
00:33:51,112 --> 00:33:52,704
Again?
375
00:33:52,947 --> 00:33:53,777
Right away...
376
00:33:54,616 --> 00:33:57,050
Uncle, be careful
377
00:33:59,354 --> 00:34:01,788
Beat him, beat him to death
378
00:34:02,156 --> 00:34:03,885
Push him aside
379
00:34:04,192 --> 00:34:05,750
Great
380
00:34:06,527 --> 00:34:12,090
Double, get lost. Brothers
please come...
381
00:34:13,201 --> 00:34:16,432
Be good, lie down and don't move, right
382
00:34:16,704 --> 00:34:18,695
Brother ming, here comes your line
383
00:34:18,973 --> 00:34:21,874
Those who go against me will be killed
384
00:34:22,110 --> 00:34:22,940
that's alright
385
00:34:23,177 --> 00:34:24,838
Prepare for the next shot
386
00:34:25,113 --> 00:34:27,138
Be good and lie still
pretend to be dead
387
00:34:27,949 --> 00:34:30,383
It's great, no more fighting
388
00:34:30,618 --> 00:34:31,607
Then, job is over
389
00:34:33,087 --> 00:34:36,215
Then, you are still very angry
390
00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:38,550
Open your eyes look angry
391
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:42,787
Sweating, hold your fists
and breathe deeply
392
00:34:43,031 --> 00:34:43,725
Then you shout loudly
393
00:34:44,065 --> 00:34:44,929
I want to whip the corpse
394
00:34:47,402 --> 00:34:51,065
Man, are you OK? Cheer up...
395
00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:52,203
The corpse, come on
396
00:34:52,440 --> 00:34:53,532
He is coming...
397
00:34:54,275 --> 00:34:55,640
Open your eyes
398
00:34:55,843 --> 00:34:56,741
Coming...
399
00:35:00,581 --> 00:35:02,481
We are rich
400
00:35:12,393 --> 00:35:14,861
So many cakes
401
00:35:29,777 --> 00:35:31,745
Do you like cakes?
402
00:35:33,314 --> 00:35:34,576
You like it? That's alright
403
00:35:34,816 --> 00:35:36,784
In fact, I don't want you to be beaten
404
00:35:36,985 --> 00:35:40,785
But if you didn't do so
we would have no money to buy cakes
405
00:35:40,955 --> 00:35:42,354
When Master blows the candles off
406
00:35:42,623 --> 00:35:44,750
you'll get the biggest piece
407
00:35:45,026 --> 00:35:47,051
Great, yeah!
408
00:35:47,595 --> 00:35:50,063
I want to buy all
409
00:36:56,597 --> 00:36:59,566
It's too much! What are you doing?
410
00:36:59,767 --> 00:37:02,258
Why do you mask my face?
I will fall down
411
00:37:02,503 --> 00:37:04,403
Walk slowly, sit down, be careful
412
00:37:04,739 --> 00:37:05,671
Open...
413
00:37:06,908 --> 00:37:07,897
Happy birthday
414
00:37:08,109 --> 00:37:09,838
Master, happy birthday
415
00:37:10,078 --> 00:37:11,340
Happy birthday
416
00:37:11,612 --> 00:37:13,273
Birthday Cake
417
00:37:13,514 --> 00:37:14,412
Birthday Cake
418
00:37:15,683 --> 00:37:16,308
Happy birthday
419
00:37:16,551 --> 00:37:18,018
Thank you...
420
00:37:25,393 --> 00:37:26,951
Pal, my master is 87 years' old
421
00:37:27,195 --> 00:37:28,162
but you have one more extra
422
00:38:49,410 --> 00:38:51,503
Hurry up
423
00:38:52,413 --> 00:38:53,846
Master doesn't allow us to go out
for food
424
00:38:53,881 --> 00:38:56,076
so we've to fish
425
00:39:06,060 --> 00:39:07,550
What a big fish
426
00:39:18,639 --> 00:39:20,163
It comes more difficult to get
fish
427
00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:21,430
You're great
428
00:39:21,943 --> 00:39:24,002
How about your side?
429
00:39:24,245 --> 00:39:25,712
Siu-long always catches fish
for you
430
00:39:25,947 --> 00:39:27,505
If you can't catch your own fish
431
00:39:27,715 --> 00:39:28,340
you won't have any bite
432
00:39:28,649 --> 00:39:29,911
Let's eat
433
00:39:30,184 --> 00:39:33,347
I will fish my own
434
00:39:34,121 --> 00:39:36,612
Fish, here comes delicious
earth-worm
435
00:39:36,924 --> 00:39:38,391
come on
436
00:39:42,730 --> 00:39:43,662
It's delicious
437
00:39:43,898 --> 00:39:44,865
We can eat soon
438
00:39:48,035 --> 00:39:50,060
Let's eat
439
00:40:00,748 --> 00:40:04,707
My dick hurts
440
00:40:08,656 --> 00:40:10,556
Crab is delicious
441
00:40:10,758 --> 00:40:13,318
I want to catch lobster
next time
442
00:40:26,407 --> 00:40:28,432
Miss, do you want to fish or
443
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:29,734
want to catch crab?
444
00:40:30,544 --> 00:40:31,670
I want to die
445
00:40:33,047 --> 00:40:34,480
Hurry up, a pretty girl has come
446
00:40:34,649 --> 00:40:36,241
Really? Let's go for a look
447
00:40:40,254 --> 00:40:43,655
I am so poor! So ill-fated!
448
00:40:44,325 --> 00:40:47,886
When I was three, I was sold to
be other's adopted daughter
449
00:40:48,929 --> 00:40:52,057
When I was seven, I was raped
by my adopted father
450
00:40:53,434 --> 00:40:56,801
When I was twelve, I was sold to
be other's wife
451
00:40:57,538 --> 00:41:00,473
When I was fifteen
my husband died
452
00:41:00,975 --> 00:41:05,742
When I was sixteen, my adopted
father took me home
453
00:41:07,715 --> 00:41:12,084
And he wanted to sell me to
the brothel
454
00:41:16,657 --> 00:41:18,124
Cut the onion later
455
00:41:18,359 --> 00:41:19,826
it stimulates eyes
456
00:41:26,667 --> 00:41:28,635
Thank you, it's better now
457
00:41:31,238 --> 00:41:33,399
Although you are poor
458
00:41:33,641 --> 00:41:36,701
we haven't accepted any females
459
00:41:36,944 --> 00:41:39,469
to stay in our temple
460
00:41:49,690 --> 00:41:51,555
Since you can't let me stay
461
00:41:51,726 --> 00:41:52,818
why did you save my life?
462
00:41:54,095 --> 00:41:55,926
Let me die
463
00:42:00,601 --> 00:42:05,300
Miss, wait...
464
00:42:07,241 --> 00:42:08,333
Master
465
00:42:12,146 --> 00:42:13,238
What's the matter?
466
00:42:13,547 --> 00:42:15,640
Master, Buddha said we'd said
we'd save other's life
467
00:42:15,883 --> 00:42:16,975
how can you let her die?
468
00:42:19,153 --> 00:42:21,587
I'll let her stay here for a week
469
00:42:21,822 --> 00:42:24,382
You shouldn't fool around
in this holy place
470
00:42:24,658 --> 00:42:27,559
Miss, please stay in
the store room
471
00:42:27,728 --> 00:42:30,925
Yeah! Thank God
472
00:42:31,465 --> 00:42:32,762
Miss, this way please
473
00:42:36,871 --> 00:42:42,207
Mother is so nice...
474
00:42:43,778 --> 00:42:45,268
Miss, come in
475
00:42:47,915 --> 00:42:50,110
Sit here
476
00:42:53,687 --> 00:42:56,781
I will fix the bed for you
wait a minute
477
00:43:00,027 --> 00:43:03,190
Thank you for saving my life
and let me stay
478
00:43:03,497 --> 00:43:05,761
I don't know how to thank you
479
00:43:07,001 --> 00:43:08,229
Don't say such words
480
00:43:08,502 --> 00:43:10,561
Will you marry me?
481
00:43:10,838 --> 00:43:12,430
If you are willing to do so
I won't mind
482
00:43:14,875 --> 00:43:17,708
I am just kidding, just kidding
483
00:43:24,485 --> 00:43:26,214
You are so sweet
484
00:43:28,989 --> 00:43:32,186
You're so nice to me
I can't repay, but...
485
00:43:33,294 --> 00:43:34,625
Kou-tou to you
486
00:43:35,062 --> 00:43:38,429
No, please stop...
487
00:43:41,035 --> 00:43:41,797
I didn't believe that
488
00:43:42,069 --> 00:43:42,831
when two lovers get in touch
489
00:43:43,137 --> 00:43:44,104
it's like being electrified
490
00:43:44,371 --> 00:43:45,599
Now, I believe it
491
00:43:53,881 --> 00:43:55,712
You are stepping on the wire
492
00:43:56,383 --> 00:43:59,113
What? I mistook that...
493
00:43:59,353 --> 00:44:02,686
In fact it is...
494
00:44:08,295 --> 00:44:10,820
Don't panic, it's alright...
495
00:44:11,065 --> 00:44:13,499
I will take the bed for you
496
00:44:28,682 --> 00:44:30,377
It's time to eat, Miss
497
00:44:31,552 --> 00:44:32,484
Thank you
498
00:44:33,754 --> 00:44:34,652
Eat
499
00:44:38,592 --> 00:44:39,889
This is for you
500
00:45:36,050 --> 00:45:39,542
You bothered me! What a trouble!
501
00:46:01,342 --> 00:46:04,311
Senior, Master is coming, look
502
00:46:04,478 --> 00:46:05,308
Take it
503
00:46:12,920 --> 00:46:13,818
Good morning
504
00:46:17,157 --> 00:46:18,124
Good morning
505
00:47:29,997 --> 00:47:31,157
A hard time?
506
00:47:32,433 --> 00:47:33,229
Wait a minute
507
00:47:40,674 --> 00:47:41,470
And
508
00:47:47,881 --> 00:47:48,677
So disgusting
509
00:48:12,706 --> 00:48:15,573
How dare you fool me? Don't go
510
00:48:16,510 --> 00:48:17,477
Stop
511
00:48:17,845 --> 00:48:19,039
Master, help...
512
00:48:19,313 --> 00:48:20,280
I wanna throw you to death
513
00:48:22,416 --> 00:48:23,405
Don't go
514
00:48:23,817 --> 00:48:25,876
Master, throw him
counter attack
515
00:48:27,721 --> 00:48:28,949
I wanna throw you to death
516
00:48:47,441 --> 00:48:48,203
Lower the head
517
00:49:01,989 --> 00:49:02,751
Raise the head
518
00:49:05,793 --> 00:49:07,260
My God
519
00:49:10,697 --> 00:49:12,221
Lower the head
520
00:49:14,701 --> 00:49:16,191
Turn back
521
00:49:19,540 --> 00:49:22,475
You should go to hell, damn it
522
00:49:23,010 --> 00:49:24,500
I wanna beat you to death
523
00:49:24,778 --> 00:49:27,872
You are a monk, how dare you
fall in love?
524
00:49:28,148 --> 00:49:31,345
I want to teach you a lesson
525
00:49:32,252 --> 00:49:33,378
Take off your pants
526
00:49:33,587 --> 00:49:35,111
No, I won't
527
00:49:35,622 --> 00:49:36,919
Take it off
528
00:49:37,524 --> 00:49:39,014
I am afraid it would scare you
529
00:49:39,259 --> 00:49:40,317
Come on
530
00:49:40,594 --> 00:49:42,061
I don't want to
531
00:49:43,063 --> 00:49:43,791
Really?
532
00:49:44,031 --> 00:49:44,895
No
533
00:49:45,666 --> 00:49:46,564
It's alright
534
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:48,267
OK, I am going to take it off
535
00:49:48,669 --> 00:49:49,465
Don't peep at me
536
00:50:04,184 --> 00:50:06,209
It's torn, you'd mend it
537
00:50:11,225 --> 00:50:14,023
Miss Siu-hung, you'll leave
two days later
538
00:50:14,228 --> 00:50:15,217
What are you going to do then?
539
00:50:15,762 --> 00:50:19,289
I've made up my mind
I can't do anything
540
00:50:19,633 --> 00:50:21,362
I will go back to my
adopted father's home
541
00:50:21,869 --> 00:50:22,893
Do whatever he like
542
00:50:23,103 --> 00:50:23,899
No
543
00:50:24,338 --> 00:50:25,430
I can afford your living
544
00:50:27,007 --> 00:50:30,067
I can, if only you accept it
545
00:50:32,079 --> 00:50:33,671
I don't want to drag you down
546
00:50:34,448 --> 00:50:36,609
I've heard about
your master's story
547
00:50:37,084 --> 00:50:38,779
He fell for a woman
548
00:50:39,519 --> 00:50:41,282
so he was locked up and
starved to death
549
00:50:42,022 --> 00:50:44,047
You mean Master Min-pik?
550
00:50:44,291 --> 00:50:46,350
I am different, I am not
an official monk
551
00:50:46,627 --> 00:50:47,423
I can quit any time
552
00:50:47,728 --> 00:50:48,820
He is the successor of Shaolin
553
00:50:49,062 --> 00:50:50,188
He fell for a woman of
the Evil Sect
554
00:50:50,464 --> 00:50:51,897
it's against our regulations
555
00:50:52,733 --> 00:50:54,098
Don't try to comfort me
556
00:50:54,968 --> 00:50:57,903
I know if you fall for a woman
557
00:50:58,205 --> 00:51:00,139
your only punishment is death
558
00:51:00,374 --> 00:51:02,808
No, my uncle isn't dead
559
00:51:03,076 --> 00:51:04,475
He is locked up in a cave
560
00:51:04,745 --> 00:51:05,837
I send him food everyday
561
00:51:06,179 --> 00:51:07,612
He is fatter than me
562
00:51:07,814 --> 00:51:09,611
If you don't believe it, I will
take you there for a look
563
00:51:10,984 --> 00:51:12,144
I do
564
00:51:12,486 --> 00:51:14,977
But my adopted father will
pick me up anytime
565
00:51:15,222 --> 00:51:16,814
How much does he want?
I will think something
566
00:51:17,791 --> 00:51:18,519
You can't afford it
567
00:51:18,725 --> 00:51:19,521
How much?
568
00:51:20,093 --> 00:51:20,923
$100,000
569
00:51:27,367 --> 00:51:30,427
OK, I'll try. Wait for me
570
00:51:42,649 --> 00:51:44,116
Are you Chan Kar-lok of
the Red Flower Society?
571
00:51:44,718 --> 00:51:47,619
Cut the crap, go back to Japan
572
00:52:03,403 --> 00:52:06,372
Great, senior, cheer up
573
00:52:17,751 --> 00:52:18,945
Cut, OK
574
00:52:22,589 --> 00:52:23,556
How are you? Are you alright?
575
00:52:23,724 --> 00:52:24,281
Are you alright?
576
00:52:24,524 --> 00:52:25,548
I am fine
577
00:52:25,792 --> 00:52:27,419
Senior, are you alright?
578
00:52:28,295 --> 00:52:29,091
Great
579
00:52:29,296 --> 00:52:30,422
Am I?
580
00:52:46,413 --> 00:52:47,277
Cut!
581
00:52:48,248 --> 00:52:49,613
Is the shot over?
582
00:52:52,185 --> 00:52:53,209
Is that OK? Is another one
needed?
583
00:52:53,286 --> 00:52:54,048
Director, never mind...
584
00:52:54,287 --> 00:52:55,413
OK...
585
00:53:12,806 --> 00:53:13,636
Cut!
586
00:53:16,343 --> 00:53:18,140
Do you want another one?
587
00:53:24,618 --> 00:53:26,483
How is it? Are you alright?
588
00:53:26,653 --> 00:53:27,915
I am fine
589
00:53:36,630 --> 00:53:37,790
Take the medicine box here
590
00:53:38,398 --> 00:53:39,296
Wait
591
00:53:39,533 --> 00:53:40,227
Are you OK?
592
00:53:40,534 --> 00:53:42,126
How is it? Are you alright?
593
00:53:43,970 --> 00:53:45,870
How are you? Are you hurt?
594
00:53:46,039 --> 00:53:46,664
I am fine
595
00:53:46,873 --> 00:53:48,135
Really fine?
596
00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:01,880
Cut, first aid!
597
00:54:08,728 --> 00:54:09,956
Director, is that OK?
598
00:54:12,866 --> 00:54:14,834
It's fixed, this is yours
599
00:54:16,336 --> 00:54:16,927
Thank you
600
00:54:17,204 --> 00:54:18,171
Thank you, I will call you
next time
601
00:54:18,371 --> 00:54:19,201
Fine...
602
00:54:40,460 --> 00:54:41,825
You've known it already
603
00:54:42,362 --> 00:54:44,330
Your greatest hint to me
is that...
604
00:54:44,498 --> 00:54:46,489
you want to marry with my student
605
00:54:46,733 --> 00:54:50,169
Only two kinds of people
will marry with him
606
00:54:50,370 --> 00:54:51,837
Either she is blind
607
00:54:52,038 --> 00:54:54,836
or she's something nasty in mind
608
00:54:55,041 --> 00:54:58,340
You're pretty, you won't be blind
609
00:54:58,545 --> 00:54:59,409
Although you're old
610
00:54:59,679 --> 00:55:00,771
you are quite smart
611
00:55:21,067 --> 00:55:22,898
Red Lemon, the killer of
the Evil Sect!
612
00:55:23,203 --> 00:55:25,228
You're great, you could
recognize me
613
00:55:28,475 --> 00:55:34,107
My God, about Evil Sect's hatred
against Shaolin
614
00:55:34,347 --> 00:55:37,145
just let them go with the wind
615
00:55:37,384 --> 00:55:39,079
When master wanted to suicide
with Min-pik
616
00:55:39,553 --> 00:55:41,020
you were the middle man
617
00:55:41,521 --> 00:55:42,852
At last, my masterjumped down
from the cliff
618
00:55:43,089 --> 00:55:44,351
and Min-pik didn't follow
619
00:55:44,658 --> 00:55:46,182
Luckily our master didn't die
620
00:55:46,560 --> 00:55:47,584
So she wanted his right hand to
621
00:55:47,827 --> 00:55:49,124
pay for his unfaithful deed
622
00:55:49,396 --> 00:55:51,296
Everyone knows
623
00:55:51,498 --> 00:55:54,626
Shi-shui Sutra of Shaolin
624
00:55:54,935 --> 00:55:58,234
is branded on the right arm of
the successor of Shaolin Temple
625
00:55:58,471 --> 00:55:59,836
Min-pik was chosen to be
626
00:56:00,106 --> 00:56:02,802
successor once
627
00:56:03,043 --> 00:56:04,510
you want his right hand
628
00:56:04,744 --> 00:56:07,804
in fact, you aim at the sutra
629
00:56:08,048 --> 00:56:10,846
What a pity that
Min-pik died already
630
00:56:12,185 --> 00:56:14,380
I am sure that
after kidnapping you
631
00:56:14,621 --> 00:56:15,417
Min-pik will show up
632
00:56:17,490 --> 00:56:18,787
My God...
633
00:56:30,837 --> 00:56:31,531
Good morning
634
00:56:31,771 --> 00:56:32,601
Good morning
635
00:56:36,843 --> 00:56:42,281
Siu-hung, I've got enough money
for you...
636
00:56:42,882 --> 00:56:44,406
I've got enough money
637
00:56:46,152 --> 00:56:48,279
The sun rises
638
00:56:49,956 --> 00:56:53,119
What a sound sleep
639
00:56:53,727 --> 00:56:57,219
Who's shouting early in the morning?
640
00:56:58,331 --> 00:57:01,266
Why didn't master wake us up?
641
00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:02,593
Right
642
00:57:02,802 --> 00:57:05,703
Siu-hung... l've got enough money
643
00:57:10,310 --> 00:57:14,508
Siu-hung
644
00:57:16,016 --> 00:57:17,176
She disappears
645
00:57:17,450 --> 00:57:18,610
Master disappears too
646
00:57:18,852 --> 00:57:19,443
They must have run away for love
647
00:57:19,719 --> 00:57:20,708
Cut the crap
648
00:57:23,823 --> 00:57:24,790
Why are you here?
649
00:57:25,358 --> 00:57:26,484
Letter sent by a pigeon
650
00:57:28,194 --> 00:57:29,024
See you again
651
00:57:44,144 --> 00:57:44,940
Let me do it
652
00:57:49,582 --> 00:57:50,412
It flies over there
653
00:57:50,850 --> 00:57:53,614
Get lost, I will handle it
654
00:57:56,423 --> 00:57:59,688
Dear pigeon, you're surrounded
655
00:57:59,959 --> 00:58:01,358
Surrender now
656
00:58:01,594 --> 00:58:04,495
Be frank and you'll receive
less punishment
657
00:58:06,232 --> 00:58:09,224
So disgusting, I will give you
a fart
658
00:58:12,238 --> 00:58:14,365
No, don't be that impulsive
659
00:58:14,607 --> 00:58:15,596
let me handle it
660
00:58:15,842 --> 00:58:16,809
Don't be impulsive
661
00:58:22,849 --> 00:58:23,816
It's fixed...
662
00:58:28,555 --> 00:58:29,613
What is written?
663
00:58:29,956 --> 00:58:31,617
Location: Old Castle of
the Evil Sect
664
00:58:31,858 --> 00:58:33,018
Time: Within 7 days
665
00:58:33,226 --> 00:58:34,523
Result: Your master will be killed
666
00:58:36,229 --> 00:58:37,992
Siu-hong is the killer of
667
00:58:38,231 --> 00:58:39,823
the Evil Sect
668
00:58:40,467 --> 00:58:42,264
These 15 years, the story
between Min-pik &
669
00:58:42,535 --> 00:58:45,333
Evil Sect isn't over
670
00:58:45,705 --> 00:58:48,401
How to save Master?
671
00:58:48,675 --> 00:58:50,734
Think something
672
00:58:53,246 --> 00:58:54,804
Virgin's stance
673
01:00:01,781 --> 01:00:03,248
Great!
674
01:00:03,883 --> 01:00:05,350
I've got it at last
675
01:00:05,552 --> 01:00:07,884
Great, you've got
the Steel head stance
676
01:00:08,288 --> 01:00:09,653
Congratulations
677
01:00:30,977 --> 01:00:32,103
Stop
678
01:00:32,378 --> 01:00:33,208
What's up?
679
01:00:41,020 --> 01:00:41,918
Fire
680
01:01:05,645 --> 01:01:08,773
I've got it, I've got it
681
01:01:12,151 --> 01:01:14,449
Man, come and help...
682
01:01:15,722 --> 01:01:16,620
Break it
683
01:01:17,223 --> 01:01:18,713
No problem
684
01:01:38,645 --> 01:01:40,203
Your Steel head is so powerful
685
01:01:49,923 --> 01:01:56,328
Siu-hung
686
01:02:02,835 --> 01:02:03,961
Siu-hung
687
01:02:04,871 --> 01:02:10,400
Siu-hung
688
01:02:11,444 --> 01:02:15,005
Senior, you're drunk, it's me
689
01:02:25,959 --> 01:02:29,019
Why do you drink this?
Is it delicious?
690
01:02:30,029 --> 01:02:31,519
You know nothing!
691
01:02:32,665 --> 01:02:34,428
Wine can make you forget
692
01:02:34,934 --> 01:02:36,128
trouble and pain
693
01:02:37,270 --> 01:02:38,828
And it will make you feel excited
694
01:02:43,643 --> 01:02:45,270
So amazing?
695
01:02:45,511 --> 01:02:46,739
If you fight after drinking
696
01:02:47,013 --> 01:02:48,071
will you be more powerful?
697
01:02:49,916 --> 01:02:50,905
Reasonable
698
01:02:51,484 --> 01:02:54,112
Get drunk, so you don't feel
pain and have more guts
699
01:02:54,621 --> 01:02:55,781
Come on, try this
700
01:02:58,124 --> 01:02:58,988
Drink
701
01:03:01,794 --> 01:03:02,726
Drink more
702
01:03:16,175 --> 01:03:16,903
Drunken Fist
703
01:03:21,648 --> 01:03:23,138
It's really drunken fist
704
01:03:31,691 --> 01:03:33,022
No, it should be drunken chicken
705
01:03:55,915 --> 01:03:57,883
Why do you bring us here?
706
01:03:58,584 --> 01:04:00,142
Isn't this place prohibited for us?
707
01:04:00,353 --> 01:04:02,184
Master said
708
01:04:02,422 --> 01:04:04,686
If you want to leave Shaolin Temple
you'd come here first
709
01:04:04,991 --> 01:04:07,459
To worship our ancestors
710
01:04:16,536 --> 01:04:19,972
Ancestors, we leave Shaolin Temple...
711
01:04:20,206 --> 01:04:22,106
in order to save our Master
712
01:04:22,308 --> 01:04:25,505
Please bless us...
713
01:04:25,778 --> 01:04:28,679
so that we could save our master
714
01:04:53,539 --> 01:04:55,507
A copper-men's position!
715
01:04:55,708 --> 01:04:56,697
What'll we do?
716
01:04:57,577 --> 01:04:58,669
Just try our best to go through it
717
01:04:59,112 --> 01:05:00,306
If we can't defeat them
718
01:05:00,546 --> 01:05:01,638
we have to die here
719
01:05:01,948 --> 01:05:03,575
this is our regulation
720
01:05:04,117 --> 01:05:05,015
Well...
721
01:05:11,591 --> 01:05:12,421
Go ahead
722
01:05:14,627 --> 01:05:16,117
Take a seat, I'm so tired
723
01:05:17,897 --> 01:05:19,057
Take a rest first
724
01:05:30,743 --> 01:05:31,675
Sorry for offending
725
01:05:51,597 --> 01:05:52,359
Try hard!
726
01:05:52,598 --> 01:05:53,155
Cheer up
727
01:06:26,933 --> 01:06:28,025
Cheer up...
728
01:06:50,122 --> 01:06:50,713
Cheer up...
729
01:06:50,990 --> 01:06:51,684
Try hard...
730
01:07:06,239 --> 01:07:07,968
Come on
731
01:07:11,777 --> 01:07:13,404
My God
732
01:07:13,946 --> 01:07:16,176
I've made it
733
01:07:28,761 --> 01:07:29,625
You've fallen asleep, haven't you?
734
01:07:29,862 --> 01:07:30,453
Not yet!
735
01:07:30,663 --> 01:07:31,493
Not yet
736
01:07:32,665 --> 01:07:34,132
We'll set out tomorrow
737
01:07:34,400 --> 01:07:35,924
But I have to tell you one thing
738
01:07:36,168 --> 01:07:37,430
or I won't feel comfortable
739
01:07:39,138 --> 01:07:41,572
You know, for the money you earned
from the movie
740
01:07:41,807 --> 01:07:44,139
I've got a big share by
deceiving you
741
01:07:44,443 --> 01:07:45,068
I couldn't sleep well
742
01:07:45,378 --> 01:07:46,345
and I don't feelat ease
743
01:07:46,646 --> 01:07:47,442
I hope you will forgive
744
01:07:47,747 --> 01:07:48,941
my despice
745
01:07:49,348 --> 01:07:51,475
We know it
746
01:07:51,717 --> 01:07:52,684
Do you know why you always have
747
01:07:52,952 --> 01:07:54,214
stomach ache?
748
01:07:54,553 --> 01:07:57,613
I shitted over 10 times today
and...
749
01:07:59,692 --> 01:08:00,659
I see, you...
750
01:08:00,893 --> 01:08:01,917
I put some cathartics
in your food
751
01:08:02,161 --> 01:08:03,423
I am more despicable
752
01:08:04,130 --> 01:08:08,066
I put some chili powder
on your underpants
753
01:08:08,334 --> 01:08:10,734
Can you forgive me?
754
01:08:41,701 --> 01:08:42,725
Wait for me
755
01:09:36,789 --> 01:09:40,384
Great! I am glad to see you
756
01:09:40,659 --> 01:09:41,990
Master
757
01:10:06,585 --> 01:10:07,483
I'll handle it
758
01:10:16,195 --> 01:10:17,822
I've brought him along
759
01:10:18,130 --> 01:10:20,064
Set our master free
760
01:10:21,700 --> 01:10:22,564
He is a fake
761
01:10:23,636 --> 01:10:25,729
He is the original Min-pik
762
01:10:27,840 --> 01:10:28,636
Min-pik
763
01:10:55,634 --> 01:10:56,225
Who is it?
764
01:11:00,873 --> 01:11:01,396
Block it
765
01:11:33,706 --> 01:11:35,401
Shit, it's a world war
766
01:11:35,808 --> 01:11:36,365
Go to hell
767
01:11:36,609 --> 01:11:37,598
Go to hell
768
01:11:38,344 --> 01:11:40,335
Go to hell
769
01:11:40,813 --> 01:11:44,374
Go to hell
770
01:11:54,960 --> 01:11:57,554
Even my mom dares not
beat me like this
771
01:11:59,865 --> 01:12:01,457
He can't beat me
772
01:12:32,264 --> 01:12:33,424
Virgin's stance?
773
01:12:44,777 --> 01:12:46,972
Invincible Virgin
774
01:13:00,626 --> 01:13:01,251
Wonderful
775
01:13:17,276 --> 01:13:18,106
It's you?
776
01:13:19,311 --> 01:13:20,209
Isn't it?
777
01:13:21,513 --> 01:13:22,309
No
778
01:13:23,482 --> 01:13:26,974
It's you, it must be you
779
01:13:27,753 --> 01:13:29,220
I recognise your voice
780
01:13:33,626 --> 01:13:34,593
Why don't you counter attack?
781
01:13:35,594 --> 01:13:37,528
I love you
782
01:13:40,266 --> 01:13:41,062
You liar
783
01:13:41,300 --> 01:13:42,733
I love you
784
01:13:51,377 --> 01:13:52,935
I've heavy burden
do you still love me?
785
01:13:53,612 --> 01:13:55,512
I love you more
786
01:14:02,921 --> 01:14:04,718
Pal, what does that mean?
787
01:14:05,891 --> 01:14:06,789
Go to hell
788
01:14:13,265 --> 01:14:16,598
Are you lonesome tonight?
789
01:14:17,336 --> 01:14:21,272
Do you miss me tonight?
790
01:14:27,346 --> 01:14:29,837
Master, I am coming to save you
791
01:14:34,053 --> 01:14:36,681
Master, is there anything wrong
with your eyes?
792
01:14:36,922 --> 01:14:37,786
Someone is around
793
01:14:45,030 --> 01:14:48,261
It's alright, I just want to check
794
01:14:48,467 --> 01:14:49,627
whether it's tight or not
795
01:14:49,835 --> 01:14:51,632
So, see you
796
01:15:01,513 --> 01:15:03,674
Don't come over, I...
797
01:15:04,016 --> 01:15:06,780
I don't know Kung-fu
798
01:15:07,019 --> 01:15:08,680
Senior, help me
799
01:15:12,057 --> 01:15:13,115
Help
800
01:15:14,560 --> 01:15:15,754
Man
801
01:15:22,968 --> 01:15:27,234
Senior, take revenge for me
802
01:15:29,475 --> 01:15:33,206
Master, he bullied me
803
01:16:09,815 --> 01:16:10,975
Don't be afraid
804
01:16:23,662 --> 01:16:26,495
You, come
805
01:16:34,506 --> 01:16:36,440
Drink the milk, drink
806
01:17:01,033 --> 01:17:04,332
No milk! What'll we do?
807
01:17:21,587 --> 01:17:28,356
Siu-long, here comes the milk
808
01:17:32,097 --> 01:17:34,122
Take as much as you can
Don't give me face
809
01:18:00,592 --> 01:18:01,559
Isn't it absurd?
810
01:18:01,827 --> 01:18:03,351
He gets drunk
811
01:18:04,530 --> 01:18:05,656
How are you?
812
01:18:12,337 --> 01:18:13,304
Drunken Fist
813
01:18:20,546 --> 01:18:23,379
Lam Choi-wo's stance
814
01:18:41,733 --> 01:18:42,757
So comfortable
815
01:18:48,807 --> 01:18:51,275
Han's stance
816
01:19:00,886 --> 01:19:03,753
Lui's invincible fist
817
01:20:01,647 --> 01:20:03,239
Useless
818
01:20:03,982 --> 01:20:04,949
Master
819
01:20:05,183 --> 01:20:06,445
You called me master?
Have you had enough kiss?
820
01:20:06,685 --> 01:20:07,652
No. If not were my lips
821
01:20:07,886 --> 01:20:09,046
I couldn't have fixed her
822
01:20:09,388 --> 01:20:10,548
You liar
823
01:20:13,659 --> 01:20:15,559
No... Stop messing
824
01:20:15,861 --> 01:20:16,623
How dare you!
825
01:20:16,862 --> 01:20:18,056
Prepare the funeral
for the old man!
826
01:20:18,730 --> 01:20:20,095
Don't kill Master
827
01:20:20,332 --> 01:20:21,321
Master
828
01:20:21,667 --> 01:20:24,500
Don't kill Master
829
01:20:31,109 --> 01:20:32,576
Isn't he Min-pik?
830
01:20:32,811 --> 01:20:34,711
You asshole!
831
01:20:34,913 --> 01:20:36,540
Why didn't you come earlier?
832
01:20:36,782 --> 01:20:38,340
Always come in last minute
833
01:20:38,650 --> 01:20:39,582
I was almost scared to death
834
01:20:48,493 --> 01:20:49,255
King
835
01:20:50,595 --> 01:20:52,028
You appear at last
836
01:20:52,330 --> 01:20:54,059
King, please let him go
837
01:20:54,299 --> 01:20:55,789
This is not his business
838
01:20:56,134 --> 01:20:58,034
How can you say so?
839
01:20:58,270 --> 01:20:59,396
Pay my daughter's life
840
01:20:59,604 --> 01:21:00,468
King
841
01:21:16,354 --> 01:21:18,345
She was dead
842
01:21:18,557 --> 01:21:20,491
Horrible Angel wants to
seduce Min-pik
843
01:21:20,692 --> 01:21:21,954
to show up by her body
844
01:21:38,243 --> 01:21:39,801
Master, save Uncle Min-pik
845
01:21:40,045 --> 01:21:41,569
My Kung-fu is lost
846
01:21:41,813 --> 01:21:42,780
So what'll we do?
847
01:21:45,817 --> 01:21:47,842
You know what to do? Take care
848
01:22:00,999 --> 01:22:02,261
Are you alright?
849
01:22:04,136 --> 01:22:06,366
Shit, Master, think something
850
01:22:06,605 --> 01:22:07,299
What to do?
851
01:22:12,577 --> 01:22:14,135
Why do you stare at me?
852
01:22:22,521 --> 01:22:24,148
Master, does the urine of
a virgin work?
853
01:22:24,389 --> 01:22:26,482
Sure, the urine of a virgin is
an antidote to any poison
854
01:22:26,858 --> 01:22:28,325
Don't look, piss now
855
01:22:28,593 --> 01:22:30,356
Why isn't he killed?
856
01:22:32,631 --> 01:22:33,723
Here comes the urine of a virgin
857
01:22:33,932 --> 01:22:35,092
Go to hell
858
01:22:40,672 --> 01:22:42,799
It stinks
859
01:22:45,911 --> 01:22:47,708
Don't panic, please
860
01:22:47,979 --> 01:22:50,106
Once more
861
01:22:50,448 --> 01:22:52,416
More drops, more drops
862
01:22:52,884 --> 01:22:54,146
Come and help, be good
863
01:22:54,452 --> 01:22:57,819
More, please
864
01:23:04,696 --> 01:23:05,492
Urine of an virgin?
865
01:23:06,064 --> 01:23:08,032
He is afraid of virgin's urine
attack him with your urine
866
01:23:25,650 --> 01:23:26,480
Siu-long, come here
867
01:24:14,566 --> 01:24:17,535
Senior, is the urine of
a virgin powerful?
868
01:24:17,802 --> 01:24:20,965
It's sweet, beware of diabetes
869
01:24:22,407 --> 01:24:25,171
You bluffer! I won't trust you
870
01:24:49,567 --> 01:24:53,526
Min-pik, you've thought for 3 days
871
01:24:53,738 --> 01:24:55,729
have you made up your mind?
872
01:24:55,974 --> 01:24:59,273
I decided to tour around the world
873
01:24:59,711 --> 01:25:03,511
Why don't you stay here
874
01:25:03,782 --> 01:25:05,613
to be a monk?
875
01:25:06,451 --> 01:25:08,544
Vision is emptiness!
876
01:25:08,787 --> 01:25:10,277
I was a monk
877
01:25:10,522 --> 01:25:12,149
But I couldn't help
falling in love
878
01:25:12,457 --> 01:25:13,981
So I want to tour around the world
879
01:25:14,259 --> 01:25:17,228
to live and die with nature
880
01:25:21,933 --> 01:25:22,865
Freeze
881
01:25:25,170 --> 01:25:26,967
Your Kung-fu was better
15 years ago
882
01:25:27,205 --> 01:25:28,502
& you couldn't stop me
883
01:25:29,507 --> 01:25:31,031
You lost your Kung-fu now
884
01:25:31,276 --> 01:25:32,470
how can you stop me?
885
01:25:32,877 --> 01:25:35,675
I just want to take one more
glance at you
886
01:25:38,984 --> 01:25:40,178
Promise me
887
01:25:40,418 --> 01:25:43,581
don't come back to see me I
n another 15 years
888
01:25:43,822 --> 01:25:47,087
I can't wait another 15 years
889
01:25:50,095 --> 01:25:52,086
I promise
890
01:25:56,668 --> 01:25:57,464
See you
891
01:26:28,333 --> 01:26:30,494
What a hero
892
01:26:31,169 --> 01:26:33,262
He signed 10 autographs for me
893
01:26:33,505 --> 01:26:35,939
So what? I've fifty
894
01:26:36,207 --> 01:26:37,538
Why are you so greedy?
895
01:26:37,809 --> 01:26:40,039
Don't you know that?
896
01:26:40,311 --> 01:26:41,437
I can change it with
897
01:26:41,679 --> 01:26:44,409
one Jimmy Lin's shinning card
898
01:26:44,816 --> 01:26:47,876
Hi, honey!
899
01:26:50,288 --> 01:26:52,085
Darling!
900
01:26:52,357 --> 01:26:54,848
What is love?
901
01:26:55,126 --> 01:26:57,492
It drives people crazy
902
01:26:57,762 --> 01:26:58,490
I am coming
903
01:26:59,064 --> 01:27:01,328
Will you leave here for another
15 years
904
01:27:01,566 --> 01:27:03,625
as Min-pik did?
905
01:27:03,868 --> 01:27:05,961
No, he left for 15 years
906
01:27:06,204 --> 01:27:08,172
but I need only 10 minutes
to fix her up
907
01:27:08,440 --> 01:27:09,668
Thank God
908
01:27:10,241 --> 01:27:12,573
Why? Why 10 minutes?
909
01:27:12,777 --> 01:27:13,766
Just three words
910
01:27:13,978 --> 01:27:14,569
What?
911
01:27:14,913 --> 01:27:16,346
I don't know
912
01:27:40,438 --> 01:27:42,065
Damn clock
913
01:27:42,273 --> 01:27:43,570
Help
914
01:27:45,510 --> 01:27:46,602
Don't worry
915
01:27:46,878 --> 01:27:48,243
I've covered his stin
king mouth, it's alright
916
01:27:48,480 --> 01:27:49,378
Go back to your seat
917
01:27:50,682 --> 01:27:52,081
It's great
918
01:28:03,761 --> 01:28:06,161
I didn't say anything
919
01:28:06,431 --> 01:28:09,127
If the clock drops
it's none of my business
920
01:28:11,803 --> 01:28:13,600
You said it would be alright
921
01:28:14,205 --> 01:28:15,467
Go now!
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