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'Nobody's saying Chatsworth Estate
is the Garden of Eden,
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'but it's been a good home to us,
to me, Frank Gallagher,
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'and me kids, who l'm proud of,
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'cos every single one of 'em
reminds me a little of me.
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'They can all think for themselves,
which they've me to thank for.'
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Run for it!
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'Fiona , who's a massive help.
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'Lip, who's a bit of a gobshite, which is
why nobody calls him Phillip any more.
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'lan's like his mam. Handy for the others
cos she's disappeared into thin air.
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'Carl - we daren't let him grow his hair
for two reasons.
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'One, it stands on end and makes him
look like Toyah. Two, nits love him.
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'Debbie - sent by God, total angel.
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'Check your change,
but she'll always do you a favour.
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'Plus Liam - gonna be a star.
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'Once we've got the fits under control.
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'Steve - Fiona's boyfriend.
The truth is out there! Not!
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'Fantastic neighbours, Kev and Veronica.
Lend you anything... Well, not anything.
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'But all of 'em, to a man,
know first and foremost
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'one of the most vital necessities
in this life
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is they know how to throw a party!
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'Heh heh heh heh! Scatter!'
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(Fiona) 'You know when you drop a pen
and know where you dropped it,
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'but it's just not there?
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'That's how Mum vanished.
Went for a loaf, never seen since.
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'Dad did a superb job of taking on
the role of both our parents.
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'Did sod all, twice over!'
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(Door opening and closing)
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'You'd think that two times zero
would be no loss at all,
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'but l think that old saying's true.
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'You don't know what you've got
till it's gone.'
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- Lip, kettle, come on.
- l'll do that.
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- lt's all right. You sit down.
- (Cheering) Hey-hey, food!
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- Who's no vinegar?
- (Carl) Me!
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Er, fish? Batter?
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Me!
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Come on, shift up,
make room for t'little 'un. Oi.
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Only if you finish your chips. Come on.
Er, who's this?
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- Karen.
- Hi, Karen. Nice top. What size are you?
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Shhhhh!
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Shut up!
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Billy, have a drink.
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Go on, have one!
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Jez, pint of Dog.
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(Football on television)
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(Shouting encouragement)
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When you're ready.
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(TV) 'Blair came to power promising
to redress Britain's position on poverty.
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'The debates today
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'could affect the way one in three
of families live for the worse...'
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(Cheering)
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Let the dog see the rabbit, mate.
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''Four kids and half a wage!
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''What am l supposed to do if they cut
the single parent benefit by 30%/%?''
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- All right, Frank? Are you OK?
- ls that my T-shirt?
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- Yeah.
- l...l just meant...what happened?
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- (Screaming)
- Jesus, Frank!
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A bloke said to pass it on. Wants you to
keep your dick away from his daughter!
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- You're pissed, Frank! Don't do this!
-This is pissed?!
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- Leave it! Just go!
- Debbie, no!
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- Get him out of here now!
- You're pathetic!
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Reckon you're a big lad now, Steve?
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- Just go!
- He's shitting hisself!
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- You're a total waste of organs!
- l mean it, Steve, get out now!
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You should've twatted him back.
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- lf l ever do that, l'll kill him.
- So? Seven years for murder?
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Get laid as often as you want,
tattoos, everything.
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Gay heaven.
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Oh!
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Oh!
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(Whistling to himself)
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- How's it going, Conrad?
- Not so bad.
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- Shirley any better?
- Still pissed off about being sectioned.
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Once we got me mam in there,
she looked 10 years younger.
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- What ward's she on?
- 16.
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She'll look about 30 years younger, then.
Zzzzz!
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(Veronica) Looks sore.
How many stitches?
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Seven. Cheese knife.
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- Oh, Conrad.
- Oh, l'll live.
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Not if Shirley ever gets out!
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(Conrad laughs) See you later.
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Cheers, gorgeous.
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(Conrad) # l'm horny
Horny, horny, horny tonight
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# l'm horny, horny, horny, horny tonight
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# l'm horny, horny, horny,
horny tonight #
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''Sampson Pickle turned to his mum
with a tear in his eye and said...
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(All) '''You don't know what you've got
till it's gone!'''
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- Ugh!
- Oh-oh!
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(Fiona and children) 'You don't know
what you've got till it's gone!
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'You don't know what you've got
till it's gone!
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'You don't know
what you've got till it's gone!'
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- Evening, campers!
- Hey-hey, how yer doin'? You all right?
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Not bad.
Bet you hate it when that happens!
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They're his tits. lt's the only reason
he does eggs. He just licked that one.
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With a stonking abscess so a bit more
protein than you banked on, Steve!
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- Hiya.
- (Kids) Ughhh!
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- Sorry about last night.
- Hey, Brooklyn Beckham's the yardstick.
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Never apologise for your parents.
So you can get rid of this.
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- Has anyone seen Dad since last night?
- He was asleep behind the settee.
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lt's a tent.
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Why have we got
a bleedin' tent behind the settee?
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- Drying it. l'm off camping next week.
- Boom-boom!
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l thought it was Dad.
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l left him a cup of tea this morning.
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l thought l heard him say,
''Thanks, Debs.''
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Hang on tight, hang on tight!
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Sorry.
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- Came in the back way.
- You're not the only one.
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Kev, was me dad in The Jockey
this afternoon?
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This afty? No.
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- Did he come back to the pub last night?
- Er...
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(Kev) Footy till nine, pub quiz till ten,
scrapping by half-past...
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police turned up...and, yeah, Frank
were there, but he was slaughtered.
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l mean...slaughtered.
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Thanks.
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Go on, Kev! Go on, hang on!
You hang on! We're going to the moon!
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Hey, Ted, it's Lip. Seen me dad?
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No, since Diana died!
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Hiya, Wendy, Veronica.
Cleaning services.
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- ..just worried about him.
- Well, ex-cleaning services.
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- Eric, it's Lip...
- ..Carol's daughter, Kev's girlfriend.
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Bought your Sky box off you
so you could go to Magaluf.
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Hiya. Did you have any admissions
through casualty? Name of Gallagher.
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Black hair, blue eyes, scruffy,
bit mental.
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Couldn't check the computer for us,
Wendy? Cheers.
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(Wendy) 'Hello? Veronica?
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'Hello?
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'Are you there? Veronica?'
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Wendy? Oh, Wendy, hiya.
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Oh, you haven't?
Never mind. Thanks, anyway.
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No? Aw, do you know
if it's a boy or a girl yet?
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Oi! What is your problem?!
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Needing to ring the bookie's 'fore l go
to work! No phone! Mobile vanished!
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l lent it to Lip so he could ring and see
if anybody knew where Frank was.
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- Both my bills being run up next door?!
- Your bills? Hello!
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- Why don't they get a friggin' phone?
- No friggin' money!
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- Me neither at this rate, V!
- You tight-arsed gimp!
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Frank is missing
and you need to see somebody!
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Normal blokes fall asleep after sex,
but not Kev!
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lf it makes you this narky, forget it!
Forget sex cos l am sick of this!
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Freak!
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- Can't file Frank as a missing person.
- Why not?
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- He's always missing.
- That is what l said.
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- What if he's just kipped at a mate's?
- He hasn't.
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- Who'd give him a bed? He just hasn't.
- We've found him in wheely-bins before.
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- Never on a Friday.
- What's Friday got to do with it?
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Giro day.
l hadn't realised it were a Friday.
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Best get the desk sergeant.
What was Frank wearing?
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Shove it up your arse! No more favours
like filling in fake insurance claims
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cos you're too thick to do it!
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Whoa, Lip, Lip! Wait!
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Lip, whoa, whoa! Look, look, look,
he can't be far. He's never far.
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l know, but it's Friday.
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Oh, right!
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Oh, Jesus! Jez, was Frank on his tod
when we turfed him out last night?
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Name one person who'd be seen dead
with him in that state.
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Steve had shot off by then
so he definitely wasn't...
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- Steve?
- Anyone seen Frank since last night?
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- Which Steve?
- Steve Steve, Fiona's bloke.
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- What, in here?
- Yeah, talking to your dad.
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Pleasant enough.
Well before closing time.
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(TV) 'We go to Bury Street
where police have found the body
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'of an as yet unidentified person
floating in the water.
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'lt was discovered at around 1 1 .30am
by a local man...'
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ls that Bury Street Bridge?
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l broke me collarbone
falling down them steps
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after me very first taste
of another woman's tongue.
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Ashley's mum...saw...saw...
somebody...in... (Sobbing)
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- Again, Debbie.
- Ashley's mum...
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..saw somebody...in the canal...
this afternoon.
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Stupid cow, telling her that!
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lt won't be him.
The police would know by now.
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- l will deck that bleedin' woman!
- l owe her a smack for that curtain rail!
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Does that even sound like your dad?
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Why would he walk towards the canal
if he lives in the opposite direction?
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Depends. How was he looking
when you left him in The Jockey, Steve?
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- When?
- Er...about nine-ish.
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l went to apologise for the barney,
bought him a drink, made friends.
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- Then l shot off home.
- Why didn't you say?
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lt was only for half an hour, tops.
How's that helpful?
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Kev, when l left The Jockey,
was Frank bladdered or not?
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No. Can l borrow you for a sec?
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(lncomprehensible shouting)
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(News vendor shouting
incomprehensibly)
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lt's all right.
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(Fiona) Oh, Jesus!
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Oh, no! Oh, no!
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(Crowd groaning)
(Man) What's going on?
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(Man) That's just sick!
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(Man) Sick bastards!
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Police PR stunt puts shits up t'public!
Police PR stunt puts shits up t'public!
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How low can you stoop?
Police PR stunt puts shits up t'public!
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Police PR stunt puts shits up t'public!
Manchester Mail!
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(Police cheering) Good one!
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(Flies buzzing)
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(Groaning)
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Oh, my 'ead!
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Hey, have you got the time on yer?
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Got the time?
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Got the time on yer?
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Fine, right, fuck yer!
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- (Dog whining)
- (Liquid trickling)
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Fuck off!
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Maybe l've had a stroke.
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'Last l remember,
l'm walking up Belvedere Road.
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'Paddy Keans is going, ''Night, Frank.''
l go, ''Night, Paddy.'''
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This is beyond me.
How the fuck did you all get here?
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(Speaks French)
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(Frank) l haven't a clue how l got here.
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What?
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You're not listening to a word, are you?
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l haven't got a passport.
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l've never had a passport.
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l don't want a passport.
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- That's a Manchester accent, non?
- Who said that?
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(Man with French accent)
Cheadle Hulme, five years, mid-'80s.
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Oh, man, thank you! Tell...
Just tell him, will you? Just tell him!
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What is it you need to say first?
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Me name's Frank Gallagher.
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l live at 2 Windsor Gardens, Stretford.
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Look, l'm scared cos l haven't a clue
what happened last night.
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l'm pricking meself here, yer know.
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(Frank) What did he say, mate? What?
Qu'est-ce que sayo, mate?
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(Frank) Hey! Come on! C'est une mistake!
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- No! Frank?
- ln France?
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l know! Well, Calais, so only just.
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(All) How?
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00:18:37,860 --> 00:18:43,457
The embassy says he admitted to drugs
charges even before they accused him.
229
00:18:43,540 --> 00:18:46,896
- They're charging him?
- No. He'll be escorted through t'tunnel.
230
00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:51,371
- When will you get him back here?
- We can't unless you shell out for a car.
231
00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:56,409
You could get him. We could nip across,
pick up some booze like our Kirsty does.
232
00:18:56,500 --> 00:19:00,015
Could l fuck! Because...
Tone, no offence.
233
00:19:04,620 --> 00:19:06,895
(# Humming the Marseillaise)
234
00:19:06,980 --> 00:19:12,179
Car's not insured, tax disk's a photocopy
and the shocks won't get us past Asda.
235
00:19:13,260 --> 00:19:15,535
- Right, Tone.
- (Tony continues humming)
236
00:19:34,940 --> 00:19:38,091
l just grabbed a shower.
l was coming back round.
237
00:19:43,460 --> 00:19:45,416
Becks, can you... Cheers.
238
00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:57,057
- Who's she?
- She's a tenant.
239
00:19:58,100 --> 00:20:01,217
- What's up?
- How did you get my dad to France?
240
00:20:02,980 --> 00:20:06,336
You... lt's me? Are you serious? Me?
241
00:20:07,220 --> 00:20:12,135
- French health warnings.
- Boot of the car.
242
00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:15,098
- How did you get him in the boot?
- He was off his face.
243
00:20:15,180 --> 00:20:18,934
- He went out with just a tenner!
- l gave him a 20 and a few tabs.
244
00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:21,614
- Why France?
- My sister lives in Folkestone.
245
00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:25,852
l was going down to see the new kid.
ldea was to drop him somewhere weird.
246
00:20:25,940 --> 00:20:29,137
Then l saw these signs
for the Channel Tunnel.
247
00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:34,089
- The idea just kind of...snowballed.
- And that's funny, Steve?
248
00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:38,014
- Really funny would've been Bosnia.
- Cos he took a swing at you?
249
00:20:38,100 --> 00:20:41,695
He needs a wake-up call
before he wrecks your family's lives!
250
00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:44,578
Bollocks!
You hadn't the guts to whack him back!
251
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:47,299
l don't do violence. Ahh!
252
00:20:47,380 --> 00:20:52,135
What my dad is and what my family is
has fuck all to do with someone like you!
253
00:20:54,260 --> 00:20:56,012
Bastard!
254
00:21:00,140 --> 00:21:03,371
- (Microwave pings)
- Sorry, can l just...
255
00:21:04,940 --> 00:21:08,933
lt's just that l've got to be out
in quarter of an hour or so.
256
00:21:18,620 --> 00:21:20,975
You took him there, you get him back!
257
00:21:30,780 --> 00:21:33,931
- Get a PlayStation 2.
- l'll see what l can do.
258
00:21:34,020 --> 00:21:38,332
lf they have any CDs for under a fiver,
get us five, but only UK chart.
259
00:21:39,220 --> 00:21:42,974
Take his birth certificate
in case they need it for identification.
260
00:21:45,460 --> 00:21:49,009
Hey, Steve, tow bar's on,
trailer lights work like magic.
261
00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:51,933
- Get seven cases of lager for my dad.
- No way.
262
00:21:52,020 --> 00:21:55,330
The only booze l'm bringing back is ours.
Whose is this?
263
00:21:55,420 --> 00:21:58,332
Listen! Oi, oi, shut up, listen!
264
00:21:58,420 --> 00:22:02,971
Police have just found a body
exactly fitting Frank's description.
265
00:22:03,060 --> 00:22:07,019
(Screams)
266
00:22:07,100 --> 00:22:11,059
- l knew it! l knew it! l dreamt it was Dad!
- Listen...
267
00:22:11,140 --> 00:22:14,132
- Has nobody told her?
- We hadn't seen her for hours.
268
00:22:14,220 --> 00:22:18,179
- They found him. Dad's coming home.
- l feel rotten now.
269
00:22:18,260 --> 00:22:22,651
- lt were a joke, sweetheart.
- He's in France. He's OK.
270
00:22:22,740 --> 00:22:26,255
Steve and Kev and Veronica
are off to get him.
271
00:22:26,340 --> 00:22:30,572
- What's he doing in France?
- We'll have him home for morning.
272
00:22:30,660 --> 00:22:34,733
l'm really sorry we scared you, Debs.
l'm really, really sorry.
273
00:22:34,820 --> 00:22:38,335
Joke was, it wasn't a bloke,
it were three bags of rags!
274
00:22:38,420 --> 00:22:41,298
They knew it couldn't be Frank
cos the socks matched!
275
00:22:43,700 --> 00:22:46,134
(All talking at once)
276
00:22:59,780 --> 00:23:04,137
No way am l pulling
that fucking monstrosity! Here you are.
277
00:23:16,460 --> 00:23:20,214
- ls this Steve bloke a fixture now?
- Just somebody l met.
278
00:23:20,300 --> 00:23:24,657
Right. l'm wondering
where that leaves me, then, Fiona.
279
00:23:25,700 --> 00:23:28,817
- You? What?
- Me with you.
280
00:23:34,180 --> 00:23:37,456
Tony, we had a great night out.
281
00:23:37,540 --> 00:23:39,576
Great mates, great laugh.
282
00:23:39,660 --> 00:23:43,096
Good sex. That's it.
283
00:23:44,060 --> 00:23:49,612
Oh, come on. That's the whole point,
innit? One-night stand. No strings.
284
00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:51,850
You were my first.
285
00:23:54,220 --> 00:23:58,054
- First one-night stand or first...?
- The first.
286
00:23:58,140 --> 00:24:02,816
l only got circumcised when l were 18
so it set me back. Way back.
287
00:24:02,900 --> 00:24:05,494
So if you want to take the piss,
spread that around.
288
00:24:05,580 --> 00:24:07,298
Hey...
289
00:24:08,220 --> 00:24:11,053
if that was your first,
you weren't half bad.
290
00:24:13,340 --> 00:24:14,455
Thanks.
291
00:24:22,820 --> 00:24:26,495
(Kev) Hey up!
No place like home, eh, Frank?
292
00:24:27,780 --> 00:24:31,295
- Good to be back.
- For fuck's sake!
293
00:25:39,660 --> 00:25:42,458
(Crowd talking and laughing outside)
294
00:25:55,020 --> 00:25:58,569
- (Knocking at door)
- Are you decent?
295
00:25:59,860 --> 00:26:04,490
l got you this. lt's from France.
l asked Veronica to get it for us.
296
00:26:04,580 --> 00:26:07,413
Don't want nothing French in this house!
297
00:26:11,620 --> 00:26:14,088
- There's no hot water.
- What?
298
00:26:15,020 --> 00:26:17,580
(Splashes) Oh, for fuck's sake!
299
00:26:17,660 --> 00:26:22,495
Er, your Giro. And it's Saturday
so t'post office closes at 12.
300
00:26:22,580 --> 00:26:24,935
- ls he still here?
- Steve?
301
00:26:25,020 --> 00:26:29,172
- No, he's nipped home to get changed.
- Tell him not to bother coming back.
302
00:26:29,260 --> 00:26:33,856
- He spent 500 quid bailing you out.
- And why would he do that, eh?
303
00:26:33,940 --> 00:26:39,219
When l woke up in France, in a park,
looking like a fucking dosser,
304
00:26:39,300 --> 00:26:41,814
all l could smell was air freshener.
305
00:26:41,900 --> 00:26:44,892
Middle of the park - orange air freshener!
306
00:26:44,980 --> 00:26:50,577
l've just spent five hours in his car.
Same fucking smell!
307
00:26:52,340 --> 00:26:54,490
He did this!
308
00:27:06,260 --> 00:27:10,014
l wish you'd taken a camera,
with you in the pictures.
309
00:27:10,100 --> 00:27:13,809
Total shithole.
Hey, definition of French foreplay!
310
00:27:18,980 --> 00:27:21,619
- Bet you're the only one that missed me.
- No.
311
00:27:21,700 --> 00:27:24,851
Cos Carl said, ''The gas has gone.
Where's the pliers?''
312
00:27:24,940 --> 00:27:28,899
And Lip said, ''Dad's the only one
who knows how to do the meter.''
313
00:27:31,300 --> 00:27:33,609
- Did you see Paris?
- Yeah.
314
00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:36,214
The Eiffel Tower?
315
00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:42,569
Christ, yeah! But, you know, you can see
right across France from the top.
316
00:27:43,700 --> 00:27:47,136
Yeah, but l didn't stay up too long.
317
00:27:47,220 --> 00:27:49,609
Don't know what French birds are into,
318
00:27:49,700 --> 00:27:54,455
but they're looking at me like,
''Hey, l am 'aving zis guy.''
319
00:27:54,540 --> 00:27:58,533
lt got a bit unnerving
so l legged it back down.
320
00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:03,852
Bits of France are gorgeous,
but you just gotta know your way about.
321
00:28:03,940 --> 00:28:07,091
- Do you now?
- Every inch.
322
00:28:08,660 --> 00:28:12,414
Hey, l have to cash my Giro.
Do us a brew for when l get back.
323
00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:18,490
Look, he can't know.
324
00:28:18,580 --> 00:28:23,529
He does. And even if he doesn't,
he thinks you did it so it makes no odds.
325
00:28:23,620 --> 00:28:25,576
But l gave him three Zopiclone.
326
00:28:25,660 --> 00:28:30,336
Mum...said don't use more than two or
you won't know your name for a week!
327
00:28:30,420 --> 00:28:33,093
- Your mum was in on this?
- Well, yeah...
328
00:28:33,180 --> 00:28:36,331
No. She prescribed the Zopiclone
for me.
329
00:28:37,380 --> 00:28:39,450
- She's a doctor?
- Yeah.
330
00:28:40,020 --> 00:28:45,048
Mum, Dad, brother, sister. We're
the medical equivalent of a battery farm.
331
00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:49,691
Me included, if l hadn't run a mile.
l quit medical school two years in.
332
00:28:49,780 --> 00:28:53,329
l am that DlY plane from Chicken Run.
333
00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:56,696
- You walked away from that?
- Sprinted away!
334
00:28:56,780 --> 00:29:01,137
ln the vain hope of finding a personality
that wasn't a carbon copy of my father's.
335
00:29:01,220 --> 00:29:04,132
So you nick cars for a living.
336
00:29:04,220 --> 00:29:06,176
l do what l chose to do.
337
00:29:07,260 --> 00:29:09,649
And my dad's the waste of organs!
338
00:29:10,660 --> 00:29:16,212
Hang on! Look, l've apologised. l've done
what you asked. l've put things right.
339
00:29:16,300 --> 00:29:21,249
Given your choices, it's rich that you
don't like other people living with theirs!
340
00:29:37,500 --> 00:29:39,218
- (Crash)
- Ahhhh!
341
00:29:40,580 --> 00:29:44,573
- Couple of days till l find a flat!
- l promised the wife never again!
342
00:29:44,660 --> 00:29:48,369
- We had to burn that mattress!
- Oh, come on, Paddy, we're mates!
343
00:29:48,460 --> 00:29:52,214
- l'll kip on the floor!
- Definitely not! We've carpets now!
344
00:30:00,660 --> 00:30:04,016
- Are you off?
- lf you lot wanna take the piss, carry on!
345
00:30:04,100 --> 00:30:06,409
- Carry on without me!
- Nobody is.
346
00:30:06,500 --> 00:30:09,776
- l don't like the way l'm being talked to.
- About what?
347
00:30:09,860 --> 00:30:13,614
''When can l have this, Dad?''
All six of you! Yack-yack-fucking-yack!
348
00:30:13,700 --> 00:30:16,931
l'm a single parent!
You wouldn't be here without me!
349
00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:20,012
Surround-sound bitching's
all the thanks l get!
350
00:30:20,100 --> 00:30:24,571
Life's hard, we know that.
Money's hard. l can only stretch it so far.
351
00:30:24,660 --> 00:30:27,618
- Know how much we spend a week?
- The lot!
352
00:30:27,700 --> 00:30:31,056
45 quid. Fiona pays 25,
me and lan go a tenner each.
353
00:30:31,140 --> 00:30:34,496
- Plus gas, plus electric, rent!
- All covered in your Giro.
354
00:30:34,580 --> 00:30:36,935
- Yeah, right.
- 127 a week.
355
00:30:37,020 --> 00:30:38,976
Goes nowhere. You haven't a clue.
356
00:30:39,060 --> 00:30:41,620
Know how much you spend
in The Jockey?
357
00:30:41,700 --> 00:30:45,249
- Hey, none of your business.
- Roughly 80.
358
00:30:45,340 --> 00:30:48,889
Oh, that's my mate Kev giving it that
behind me back!
359
00:30:48,980 --> 00:30:52,734
Well, he's pissed on his own chips!
l'll boycott The Jockey!
360
00:30:52,820 --> 00:30:55,778
- And go where?
- The Crown.
361
00:30:55,860 --> 00:30:58,010
- Barred.
- Elmo's Head.
362
00:30:58,100 --> 00:31:00,455
lt got torched a fortnight back.
363
00:31:02,460 --> 00:31:06,612
l don't need Kev to tell me.
l check your wallet every night.
364
00:31:06,700 --> 00:31:08,452
Go on!
365
00:31:10,740 --> 00:31:13,174
Ah, Frank.
366
00:31:13,260 --> 00:31:16,093
French Frank,
they're calling you on the radio!
367
00:31:16,180 --> 00:31:18,614
Like an eclipse,
Britain went dark without you.
368
00:31:18,700 --> 00:31:22,852
- l'm stuck for a bed, George.
- Oh, come in, the man! Fill in the gaps.
369
00:31:23,660 --> 00:31:26,015
- ls the lad with you?
- He's going home!
370
00:31:26,100 --> 00:31:27,613
(Mouths)
371
00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:38,294
(Sound of Frank being beaten up)
372
00:31:47,780 --> 00:31:50,453
You forgotten you owe him money?
373
00:31:50,540 --> 00:31:53,498
Everybody thinks
l owe 'em fucking money!
374
00:31:55,700 --> 00:31:57,656
He thinks you flogged his telly.
375
00:31:57,740 --> 00:32:01,289
l've been nothing but a friend
to that thick lrish dick!
376
00:32:01,380 --> 00:32:04,816
- l know who you sold it to.
- l won't say it twice. Go home!
377
00:32:04,900 --> 00:32:07,255
- What?
- l won't say it twice!
378
00:32:08,500 --> 00:32:11,173
All right, so people are laughing at you.
379
00:32:11,260 --> 00:32:14,616
They only thought France was a laugh
once they knew you were safe.
380
00:32:14,700 --> 00:32:18,409
The T-shirt l want is ''Mug''.
l didn't fuck off like your mam did.
381
00:32:18,500 --> 00:32:21,856
l could've shot off
and let the council sort you out. l didn't!
382
00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:28,095
And pubs weren't... Ask anyone.
Odd pint. Three pints, l'd be on the floor.
383
00:32:28,180 --> 00:32:30,774
Brandy made me puke,
whisky gave me a 'eadache.
384
00:32:30,860 --> 00:32:36,014
And they all took the piss then cos
l couldn't knock it back. You can't win!
385
00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:39,251
Your mum fucks off,
you're all looking at me!
386
00:32:39,340 --> 00:32:42,776
Six kids! Six to keep on top of!
387
00:32:43,780 --> 00:32:47,409
You've never had to do stuff before!
Fucking massive!
388
00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:50,458
And clothes for school! Massive!
389
00:32:50,540 --> 00:32:53,179
Having to pick it up as you go along!
Massive!
390
00:32:53,260 --> 00:32:57,253
And me dad's sending her money
cos he's ''always had a soft spot for her''
391
00:32:57,340 --> 00:32:59,296
so now he's saying it's my fault.
392
00:32:59,380 --> 00:33:02,850
Proving it by giving me... What?
393
00:33:02,940 --> 00:33:06,171
Fuck all! He wouldn't even baby-sit!
394
00:33:06,260 --> 00:33:11,334
One long 'eadache cos people
are looking at me like l'm fucking up!
395
00:33:12,580 --> 00:33:14,332
Which l am!
396
00:33:14,420 --> 00:33:18,208
lf you can't do right for doing wrong...
what is the point?
397
00:33:18,300 --> 00:33:22,418
Get a few pints down yer, you know,
getting a round in, getting another.
398
00:33:22,500 --> 00:33:26,652
Nobody's buying you one back, never
will. You've shelled out for hundreds!
399
00:33:26,740 --> 00:33:29,413
Not one back!
400
00:33:31,020 --> 00:33:35,696
But, while you're getting 'em in,
you're havin' a laugh.
401
00:33:35,780 --> 00:33:39,295
l mean, that's all you need, innit?
402
00:33:42,260 --> 00:33:45,536
You know, people laughing,
people talking.
403
00:33:45,620 --> 00:33:49,056
Anything so long as
it's not sounding like six fucking kids
404
00:33:49,140 --> 00:33:51,574
you never wanted in the first place!
405
00:33:51,660 --> 00:33:55,096
Fuck the lot of them!
Get used to the 'eadaches!
406
00:33:58,060 --> 00:34:01,370
(Cheering and applause)
407
00:34:01,460 --> 00:34:03,337
(# Piano: the Marseillaise)
408
00:34:03,420 --> 00:34:05,888
(Shouting and cheering)
409
00:34:08,660 --> 00:34:11,379
Ooh, qu'est-ce que vous voulez,
Mon-suwer?
410
00:34:11,460 --> 00:34:14,133
Pint of bitter and a couple of these.
411
00:34:15,500 --> 00:34:19,254
Oh, twisted Jesus! Kill me!
412
00:34:23,860 --> 00:34:29,298
l don't know you, but it occurred to me
that me and you are the victims here.
413
00:34:29,380 --> 00:34:32,053
Two hard-working, God-fearing men...
414
00:34:33,900 --> 00:34:37,734
who raised children in a straight line
with discipline
415
00:34:37,820 --> 00:34:39,776
and God's good guidance!
416
00:34:40,820 --> 00:34:45,814
Our Karen were only 12 when l heard her
using the C word...and on a Sunday!
417
00:34:45,900 --> 00:34:47,333
Fuck!
418
00:34:48,780 --> 00:34:50,133
F.
419
00:34:50,220 --> 00:34:55,248
How did l, a man who said 16 years ago,
''l wanna work for God in Africa...''
420
00:34:55,340 --> 00:34:57,217
Big place, big work!
421
00:34:58,700 --> 00:35:03,012
How did l end up with a woman
whose only pleasures are sex,
422
00:35:03,100 --> 00:35:08,970
TV cookery, and drawing maximum
benefit from the cash-strapped state?
423
00:35:09,060 --> 00:35:12,336
Hundreds a week she gets.
Hundreds! For what?
424
00:35:13,980 --> 00:35:15,936
Being agoraphobic.
425
00:35:16,660 --> 00:35:21,415
l dunno where Sheila's dignity's gone
or whether she ever had any.
426
00:35:23,140 --> 00:35:26,098
Or whether l just kidded meself all along.
427
00:35:27,460 --> 00:35:32,454
Her world's about this big and the less
she does, the more they pay her!
428
00:35:33,500 --> 00:35:36,492
Well, l've done it now. l've left her.
429
00:35:36,580 --> 00:35:40,539
But l refuse to be sorry because...
because...
430
00:35:46,220 --> 00:35:48,370
lt's like...
431
00:35:48,460 --> 00:35:50,849
lt's like cruel to be kind.
432
00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:57,818
lf you're from the church, you've had it.
433
00:35:57,900 --> 00:36:02,178
No...er...they're for you...Sheila.
434
00:36:02,260 --> 00:36:06,139
- You know, by way of an apology.
- Apology? For what?
435
00:36:07,180 --> 00:36:10,855
Er...well, not apology, just...
436
00:36:12,740 --> 00:36:14,890
l'm Frank.
437
00:36:14,980 --> 00:36:18,017
lan's dad...Lip's dad.
438
00:36:19,060 --> 00:36:22,018
- Oh, the twins.
- No.
439
00:36:23,060 --> 00:36:28,373
No, l just... l heard about your bit of
bother. You know, Eddie and all that.
440
00:36:29,260 --> 00:36:34,050
Well, it's just to say that...
not everybody thinks it's hilarious.
441
00:36:35,180 --> 00:36:39,537
- You take no notice.
- That's very neighbourly of you.
442
00:36:41,260 --> 00:36:44,138
Come in...Frank.
443
00:36:48,260 --> 00:36:50,216
You have to take your shoes off!
444
00:36:53,300 --> 00:36:55,973
You've got a belting house, Sheila.
445
00:36:57,260 --> 00:36:59,216
Feels big without him.
446
00:37:00,540 --> 00:37:05,330
Well, you wanna come round ours.
Can't shift the kids, six of 'em!
447
00:37:06,820 --> 00:37:08,776
That must be nice.
448
00:37:09,740 --> 00:37:14,018
Yeah, well, it's great when they're little,
but they're all growing up now.
449
00:37:14,860 --> 00:37:17,932
l mean, you miss that company,
don't you,
450
00:37:18,020 --> 00:37:23,777
when they're all off out all the time
and you're in the house on your own?
451
00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:29,778
Well, no, l mean,
l love...time to meself, you know,
452
00:37:29,860 --> 00:37:33,978
but...l mean, they're are limits.
453
00:37:37,060 --> 00:37:39,335
- Hey!
- No.
454
00:37:39,420 --> 00:37:44,050
Come on, Frank,
you're preaching to the converted here.
455
00:37:45,780 --> 00:37:48,738
l've not been out of the house
in five years.
456
00:37:48,820 --> 00:37:51,539
- Five years?
- l can't.
457
00:37:51,620 --> 00:37:53,815
l've got an overwhelming fear of...
458
00:37:54,980 --> 00:37:56,732
Ooh, God!
459
00:37:58,740 --> 00:38:00,696
l've got agoraph... Oh!
460
00:38:00,780 --> 00:38:06,935
l'm sorry, l know l'm daft about shoes,
but your feet stink to high heaven!
461
00:38:07,020 --> 00:38:11,969
Oh, God, Sheila, sorry!
l'll bugger off out of your way. Sorry!
462
00:38:12,060 --> 00:38:16,099
You see, again, by the time you get
to the bathroom, hot water gone!
463
00:38:16,180 --> 00:38:19,934
l tried running a bath when l got back
from France, hot water gone.
464
00:38:20,020 --> 00:38:23,092
lt's always muggins
having to boil kettles!
465
00:38:23,940 --> 00:38:26,898
- We've hot water.
- Hey, congratu-fucking-lations!
466
00:38:26,980 --> 00:38:30,017
No. ln case you wanted a bath.
467
00:38:31,900 --> 00:38:34,050
Here?
468
00:38:34,140 --> 00:38:35,653
Where in France?
469
00:38:48,100 --> 00:38:50,534
Frank? Frank?
470
00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:55,136
There are clothes out here. Stuck yours
in the wash so l hope they fit.
471
00:38:58,260 --> 00:39:01,809
- Sorry, Sheila, l nodded off.
- You must be exhausted.
472
00:39:01,900 --> 00:39:05,575
- Won't Eddie miss 'em?
- Not unless he sheds four stone.
473
00:39:05,660 --> 00:39:08,538
Found Christ, then barrelled.
474
00:39:10,020 --> 00:39:14,013
- You're quite lean, aren't you?
- l can go for three days without food.
475
00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:16,330
Suits you.
476
00:39:18,060 --> 00:39:21,018
Anyway, they're yours if you want them.
477
00:39:25,860 --> 00:39:28,135
Oh, Jesus!
478
00:39:28,220 --> 00:39:33,533
lt's...erm...
something l haven't seen for a long time.
479
00:39:36,260 --> 00:39:38,296
Eddie's only just left, hasn't he?
480
00:39:41,700 --> 00:39:46,012
l've never seen Eddie's.
Always had to be pitch black for Eddie.
481
00:39:46,100 --> 00:39:49,058
l saw an outline once
during a thunderstorm.
482
00:39:49,140 --> 00:39:51,290
Like a pair of rolled-up socks.
483
00:39:53,060 --> 00:39:56,814
So you must be over the moon
with a chap like this.
484
00:39:58,340 --> 00:40:00,979
Hark at her! Desperate Daisy!
485
00:40:01,060 --> 00:40:05,850
Hey, if desperate's a crime,
l'm a lifer, Sheila.
486
00:40:08,260 --> 00:40:10,535
Give it a feel if you're tempted.
487
00:40:10,620 --> 00:40:13,373
No! No, l'll embarrass myself.
488
00:40:13,460 --> 00:40:16,099
Nobody here complaining.
489
00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:28,896
lt's OK, sweetheart, take your time.
490
00:40:36,340 --> 00:40:40,299
- Not looking after each other at all!
- lt's a bit tight, that, Sheila.
491
00:40:40,380 --> 00:40:44,089
Oh, fuck! No, hang on, Sheila,
cos l can't see a thing here!
492
00:40:57,900 --> 00:41:01,529
lf l'm embarrassing myself...
l'm doing it right.
493
00:41:03,620 --> 00:41:05,372
Oh...yeah.
494
00:41:08,100 --> 00:41:11,058
So tell... Oh, that is tight!
495
00:41:12,780 --> 00:41:14,293
No... Ow!
496
00:41:16,860 --> 00:41:19,852
Paper said Sagittarius
was in for a quiet week.
497
00:41:23,380 --> 00:41:27,771
So just tell us... No, no! Way too tight!
498
00:41:35,740 --> 00:41:39,289
l...l changed me mind. Sheila...
499
00:41:40,980 --> 00:41:42,936
Just a jump, that's all.
500
00:41:44,380 --> 00:41:46,940
l'm getting a panic attack here.
501
00:41:47,020 --> 00:41:50,251
No! No...no.
502
00:41:50,340 --> 00:41:53,298
Honest to God,
l'm struggling to breathe here.
503
00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:56,292
The more you beg...
the more you're in for.
504
00:41:57,460 --> 00:42:01,738
- Relax, Frank. l said...relax!
- (Whip cracking)
505
00:42:02,260 --> 00:42:04,216
Not that much.
506
00:42:06,820 --> 00:42:08,776
What's...
507
00:42:08,860 --> 00:42:12,614
- lt's fucking vanished!
- Give it time.
508
00:42:13,780 --> 00:42:15,532
We've plenty.
509
00:42:20,780 --> 00:42:22,532
- Yeah.
- See?
510
00:42:23,740 --> 00:42:27,096
- You'll smile for me.
- Yeah, OK.
511
00:42:27,180 --> 00:42:28,932
Yeah...OK.
512
00:42:33,620 --> 00:42:35,576
lt's been over a year.
513
00:42:36,860 --> 00:42:40,455
lf that's not a smile, l don't know what is.
514
00:42:40,540 --> 00:42:43,054
Yeah...yeah...
515
00:42:46,380 --> 00:42:49,736
And if he smiles...they all smile.
516
00:43:06,020 --> 00:43:07,976
Sit yourself down.
517
00:43:11,500 --> 00:43:16,051
- When did this get done?
- Stuck the chops on at about seven.
518
00:43:16,140 --> 00:43:19,132
Snuck back about ten to peel the spuds.
519
00:43:19,220 --> 00:43:21,654
What time is it?
520
00:43:21,740 --> 00:43:24,254
For fuck's sake, what did you slip us?
521
00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:28,891
Just natural tiredness, Frank.
lt's probably jet lag.
522
00:43:29,860 --> 00:43:32,977
You went to sleep...just staring.
523
00:43:36,060 --> 00:43:40,019
Look at the good it's done you.
You look like you've got blusher on!
524
00:43:49,900 --> 00:43:52,573
(Television theme tune playing)
525
00:43:58,060 --> 00:44:00,255
(Mobile phone ringing)
526
00:44:02,820 --> 00:44:05,129
(Mobile phone ringing)
527
00:44:05,980 --> 00:44:10,098
- (Both) l haven't got one.
- (Liam) l've got one.
528
00:44:10,900 --> 00:44:14,859
- Are you contract or pay-as-you-go?
- (Phone ringing)
529
00:44:19,420 --> 00:44:20,375
Hello?
530
00:44:37,860 --> 00:44:42,615
l'm the only child my father's scared of
because l'm the total opposite
531
00:44:42,700 --> 00:44:45,055
because l wanted to be.
532
00:44:49,500 --> 00:44:51,855
You're... You're kind of...
533
00:44:52,940 --> 00:44:55,613
You're kind of me in a skirt.
534
00:44:55,700 --> 00:44:59,773
l don't honestly believe
we could get this lucky twice.
535
00:45:00,900 --> 00:45:04,779
Anyway...skirt or no skirt...
536
00:45:07,580 --> 00:45:09,730
these are for you.
537
00:45:34,140 --> 00:45:38,930
(Fiona) 'Reactions to the loss were
mixed. Debbie missed him like mad
538
00:45:39,020 --> 00:45:43,571
'till she realised he was only a walk away
and Sheila was lovely.'
539
00:45:43,660 --> 00:45:47,448
Right... Go on, go on, now!
Go on, now! Deb, get out the way!
540
00:45:47,540 --> 00:45:51,249
'Dad would need skivvies
wherever he ended up.
541
00:45:51,340 --> 00:45:56,289
'He was in parasite heaven, returning
only on Fridays eight to eight-thirty,
542
00:45:56,380 --> 00:46:01,215
'bringing new-found parenting skills
back to the homestead.
543
00:46:02,860 --> 00:46:06,011
'Every time it looked like this family
was falling apart,
544
00:46:06,100 --> 00:46:09,695
'next time you looked,
we'd doubled the numbers.
545
00:46:09,780 --> 00:46:13,739
'Sheila's wasn't Sheila's any more,
it was where Dad lived.
546
00:46:13,820 --> 00:46:19,975
'lt was his house - Dad and Sheila's.
Part of the Gallagher colony.
547
00:46:20,060 --> 00:46:23,609
'We'd always be welcome
so long as money wasn't an issue,
548
00:46:23,700 --> 00:46:28,854
'which seemed fair enough...cos we got
more floor space to ourselves.'
549
00:46:44,660 --> 00:46:47,857
Near the top, Deb. Bit of bird shit.
550
00:46:49,220 --> 00:46:51,176
There, on the right.
551
00:46:52,460 --> 00:46:54,815
More...up... More on the right.
552
00:46:55,460 --> 00:46:57,610
Hey, watch the ladder.
553
00:46:57,700 --> 00:47:00,260
lf you can't be good, start saving!
554
00:47:00,860 --> 00:47:02,816
(Frank laughing)
555
00:47:14,140 --> 00:47:16,256
Me and Kev are getting married!
556
00:47:18,260 --> 00:47:21,570
We'll still be married,
it just won't be legal!
557
00:47:21,660 --> 00:47:24,538
- (Laughter)
- He's a maniac! He came at me!
558
00:47:24,620 --> 00:47:28,533
- He'll burn down the bleeding house!
- How long's it take to get a divorce?
559
00:48:07,340 --> 00:48:10,298
'You may remember,
we showed you these -
560
00:48:10,380 --> 00:48:13,929
'the Kuffs 'O Luv, �6.99 and a bargain.
561
00:48:14,940 --> 00:48:17,613
'The Kuffs were manufactured
in Stoke-on-Trent,
562
00:48:17,700 --> 00:48:23,013
'but the faulty locking mechanism
was illegally imported from North Korea
563
00:48:23,100 --> 00:48:26,536
'without this channel's knowledge
or approval.'
564
00:48:27,305 --> 00:48:33,564
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