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Hey!
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Help me! Help me!
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My nightmares are getting
stronger and stronger.
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Characters from famous paintings
continue to attack me.
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This time, it was
Velázquez's Infanta Margarita,
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and Frank Duveneck's Whistling Boy.
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I haven't had a good night's
sleep in three weeks now.
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We'll have low temperatures
of 20 degrees and highs near 27.
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Mostly sunny and dry for the weekend.
Lowest relative humidity: 25 percent.
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Breaking News!
Approximately 30 minutes ago
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Paris Police announced
that the priceless
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fan owned by Egyptian pharaoh Cleopatra
was stolen from the Louvre Museum.
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Witnesses reported that a young
woman in black broke the glass case
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containing the fan and then escaped by
doing a back flip out of the window,
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and speeding off in a red Mercedes in the
direction of the Place de la Concorde.
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Bonjour, Madame!
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Mademoiselle!
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Well, Mademoiselle... you didn't come
to Paris to steal that fan, did you?
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Non, détective Kowalski. I just
wanted to give you something to do.
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Oh, Margaret,
this city is just so romantic!
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Oh, George!
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I wish we could stay in Paris forever.
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How about another bottle of wine?
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Waiter, please!
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Impressive.
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Mom, I'm old enough, I can
take care of myself...
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Mademoiselle! You were sent
to steal the Regent Diamond!
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Not bad for a Frenchman.
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I'm not French.
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Obviously.
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Why the fan?
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Because beauty shouldn't be locked away.
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Some beauties must be locked away.
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Well, then choose wisely, mon chéri!
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No, no, no, no, no...! Don't...!
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Damn!
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Polyart Clinic! May I help you?
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Good afternoon, this is Mimi.
Could I speak to Dr. Brandt?
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Mimi who?
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Just Mimi.
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Hello?
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Yes?
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I'll be straightforward, Doctor.
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I have a problem that's
getting in the way of my work.
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Narcolepsy? Tourettle's? ADHD?
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Kleptomania.
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Aha. So you're stealing
from your employer.
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Not quite.
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So, hanging around wasn't an option.
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Are you sure?
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Absolutely.
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Oh, great...
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Hi, sweetie!
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Cut the crap, huh?!
Where is my diamond?
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Last time I checked, it was in the Louvre.
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Well, the last time I checked, I
was paying you cash for it, huh?
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Something came up.
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A fan? Haha, Mimi... I would not
want to be in your shoes right now.
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So, you see, I have to get
better, and quick.
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I read in a magazine that you're
the best shrink to treat artistic souls.
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I don't know about the best.
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Well, it wasn't a very good magazine.
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Thanks for the vote of confidence.
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Hello ? You there ?
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Yeah, Doc. I'll see you soon.
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I don't wanna be Little Red
Riding Hood!
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Come on! It's only a therapy. Yesterday
I was Little Red Riding Hood...
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Thank you, Fernando!
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Bye-Bye Joe, you are here because you
can't keep quiet in delicate situations.
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Playing this role is exactly what you need.
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Huh. Okay, Doc. I'll do it.
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So, Bye-Bye Joe, you will be
Little Red Riding Hood.
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Membrano Bruno, you will be the thunder,
the wind and the wolf.
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Fernando, you will
be the bells, Granny and Luke, the hunter.
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Okay, now you know your roles,
so let's start! We can hear Little Red
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Riding Hood walking through the
forest: squish-squish-squish!
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Aha... Squish-squish-squish!
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Excellent.
Places everyone - and let's start!
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A dark and stormy night.
A terrible wind roars.
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The bells of the nearby church ring...
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Little Red Riding Hood is walking
through the forest...
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Somewhere in the distance
a wolf howls.
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While in a cottage at the edge of
the forest, Granny is asleep...
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The same forest is also home to
Luke, the hunter...
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Thunder rumbles powerfully
nearby...
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Good evening, Mr. Barutanski!
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Hi, Mortimer!
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Four Kalashnikovs!
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...Mike Kowalski, a private detective
from Washington DC., managed to save the
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priceless fan by leaping into the river
Seine, where the thief had thrown it.
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At the news conference, the Managing
Director of the Louvre Museum...
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I know that guy! Kowalski... Huh...
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Is he one of yours?
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Nah, his father, Gerhard,
used to work for the Company.
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We worked on
Subliminal Programming together,
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which focused on experiments
with 16 mm film.
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That was one hell of a project... a good
old fashioned rivalry with the Russians.
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Hey, wait a second!
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I knew it! That's exactly the same
forward jump with a backward somersault.
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Hockey, I ran across an interesting girl.
I have to get to know her.
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No way, can't be her...
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But there's got to be...
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Bingo!
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Stunt double, Mimi. So, your name is Mimi.
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Are you a member of the
Stuntmen's Association?
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It's no good, Hockey.
Mimi isn't a joiner.
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Yes?
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The same shirt again!
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Mom!
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Is it my fault?
Did I raise you this way?
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International broadcast,
same shirt as in November!
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- You have the memory of an elephant.
- Don't humour me, young man!
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Hey Mom, you want humour? Father's day
is coming up. Care to tell me something?
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No. What are you getting at?
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My father's identity?
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Not again! We have already
discussed this, I don't want to go...
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We haven't discussed anything,
you just keep silent!
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Who was he, Rasputin?
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No. It's not funny!
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One suspect is out. 4 billion remain.
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Mike, this issue is closed as far as I'm
concerned. Sorry for pestering you, but...
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That's okay, mom.
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Alright, son. I will talk to you tomorrow.
Take care!
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Will do, mom.
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It was his fault, Hockey.
He drew first blood.
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Not a very good forgery.
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Hey! I'm not a forgery!
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What are you then, darling?
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I'm the real thing, baby!
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Bye-Bye Joe!
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I know, I know. Statues don't speak.
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Impressive, Doctor.
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Art is the key to
the troubles of the mind.
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Membrano Bruno is two-dimensional,
but he eats too much,
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which is getting in the way
of his banking business.
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Too many sausages!
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Too many sausages...
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He's trying to carve his craving
for food into stone to contain it.
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"Possess your problems to conquer them.”
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Hm, exactly!
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I read it in a magazine.
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Fernando is dealing
with his particular obsession
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by creating variations
on a three-note melody.
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What's his obsession?
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The signature he leaves after
each successful security breach.
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So, what about me, Doc? Ventriloquism?
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Your compulsion to steal comes
from a deeper need.
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You are missing something in your life.
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I want you to paint it.
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How can I paint it if I don't know
what it is?
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Trust in the brush.
It will reveal all.
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If you say so...
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Come closer, Ruben!
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Come closer!
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If I frightened you, forgive me!
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And come to Paris to see me sometime!
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I've been waiting for you, Ruben!
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Ruben, you said that everything started
after your father's funeral, a month ago.
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Body to the ground, earth to earth,
ashes to ashes, and dust to dust...
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I went back to his house.
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I hadn't been to his lab in years.
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All my childhood memories suddenly hit me.
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Daddy, can I go outside and play
with the snails?
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No, Ruben. Maybe later. This
time is our cartoon time.
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But Daddy, please!
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Ruben, men don't cry!
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It was Rusalocka.
My favourite cartoon.
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Ah, the Little Mermaid.
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But for some reason I couldn't watch it.
I felt anxious and I had to escape.
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Remember the Sea Witch?
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Do you think she has any connection
to your next visit to Botticelli's Venus?
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I don't want to talk about that.
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Ruben, look at me!
If you don't let me help you,
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you're going to kill yourself!
Or someone else...
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When I entered the room...
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she was already waiting for me...
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...and I bet Doc's voice recorder
belonged to Sigmund Freud!
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Get serious, guys!
Don't you want to help him?
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But what can we do about it?
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I feel like you already have a plan.
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Yes. As a matter of fact, I do.
And it involves all of you.
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But there's only one thing
that we're any good at.
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Exactly!
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Doc is a tipo simpatico.
But what's in it for us?
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Don't you want to know if
your therapy is working?
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Let's check it out!
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Guys, cameras and alarm system are prepped.
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Great stuff, Fernando, I'm impressed!
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Don't forget, Joe! Statues don't speak.
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Yeah, yeah, I got it, statues
don't speak, thanks...
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And your mother is normal?
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What do you mean “normal"?
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Well, I-I mean... is she three-dimensional?
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Yeah, she is three-dimensional.
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Two tickets, please!
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Two?
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Two.
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Okay, Sir.
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Your French is really good.
Is your mother French?
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I understand, yeah,
thanks, yeah, alright...
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Oh George, he doesn't really look
like he's thinking that hard.
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Nah...
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I reckon you look smarter than that.
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I look smarter than that when I
look in the mirror in the morning!
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I mean, he's all muscle, no brains...
so overrated, this statue!
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Come on, let's get the hell out of here.
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Mmmm... All fat, no brains.
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Dear Visitors, in 10 minutes
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Musée d'Orsay will be closed.
We hope you enjoyed your visit.
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Please, be so kind as
to go to the nearest exit.
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Right now.
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Listen, man... I've been thinking.
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If your mother is three-dimensional, then
what is your father like?
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He is a one-dimensional guy.
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What? He's... a dot?
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What are you talking about,
Bye-Bye Joe?
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He's not a dot, he's a line!
He's a tall guy.
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Aha...
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Whoa... I wouldn't mind her in my dreams!
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Breaking News!
Paris, Musée
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d'Orsay: the famous masterpiece, Olympia
by Edouard Manet, has been stolen.
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French authorities are still unsure how
the burglars entered the museum
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or how they disabled the security cameras.
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The museum has offered a 100
thousand euro reward
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for information leading to the
apprehension of the robbers.
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Huh...
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A long time ago Gerhard told me
that Napoleon III the moment
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he saw the painting, personally
cut up Olympia with his sabre.
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But I'm sure he took care
not to harm the cat...
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Ciao, Mike!
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Ciao, Marina!
What do you have for me?
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Your mystery woman, Mimi...
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She worked for three years at the
Viareggio Circus in Roma. Acrobat,
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the best around. They kept her on,
even though she was a kleptomaniac.
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Kleptomaniac?
That's why she took the fan!
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And she left a year ago.
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To put her illness to better use.
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I'm sending you a copy of her
poster.
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Thank you, Marina!
Great job.
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I know. You owe me some serious dinner.
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And dessert!
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Such a ladies' man.
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So that's Mimi!
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And you went over last night's
security tapes, I presume?
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00:34:52,768 --> 00:34:55,719
Oui, the cameras were frozen.
247
00:34:57,559 --> 00:35:02,466
Merci, Francois! I'd like to see
the archive tapes one month back!
248
00:35:24,518 --> 00:35:27,090
Whoa, what's he doing?
249
00:35:27,226 --> 00:35:30,391
Oh, he's bleeding.
250
00:35:30,643 --> 00:35:32,765
Hm... Performance at?
251
00:35:58,809 --> 00:36:00,682
Not now! I'm busy!
252
00:36:05,393 --> 00:36:06,554
Not now!
253
00:36:06,684 --> 00:36:10,631
Close your eyes, Doc!
We've got a surprise for you.
254
00:36:11,143 --> 00:36:11,641
Mimi...
255
00:36:11,768 --> 00:36:13,261
Please!
256
00:36:23,434 --> 00:36:26,883
Bye-Bye Joe, give me a hand!
257
00:36:52,643 --> 00:36:55,558
Wow, nice painting.
258
00:36:59,059 --> 00:37:03,136
See, Doc? Possess your
problems to conquer them.
259
00:37:37,851 --> 00:37:42,556
Good morning! One moment, please!
260
00:37:49,851 --> 00:37:50,432
I...
261
00:37:52,768 --> 00:37:54,510
Hoppla, we're alive!
262
00:39:59,768 --> 00:40:02,635
Oh, you are just in time, Ruben.
263
00:40:10,434 --> 00:40:15,056
Gun fight! Gun fight!
264
00:40:16,143 --> 00:40:21,974
Gun fight! Gun fight!
265
00:40:39,309 --> 00:40:42,059
What are you waiting for? Draw!
266
00:40:43,309 --> 00:40:46,059
Draw what?
I don't have a gun!
267
00:40:46,976 --> 00:40:49,678
Oh, but you do...
268
00:40:49,809 --> 00:40:50,722
...and not only one.
269
00:40:50,851 --> 00:40:51,515
But...
270
00:40:51,643 --> 00:40:54,393
Draw your guns!
271
00:40:54,518 --> 00:40:58,216
Gun fight! Gun fight!
272
00:41:15,143 --> 00:41:19,552
Wake up, wake up, Monsieur Brandt!
It seems like you have a nightmare!
273
00:41:23,059 --> 00:41:24,600
Where are we?
274
00:41:24,851 --> 00:41:26,759
In an airplane, Monsieur Brandt.
275
00:41:26,893 --> 00:41:30,223
We're flying to Arles.
That's where you've been sent.
276
00:41:37,601 --> 00:41:40,849
It's time! We are over Arles now.
277
00:41:45,559 --> 00:41:48,392
Hey! What are you doing?
278
00:41:48,809 --> 00:41:53,716
Don't be afraid, Monsieur Brandt!
You've been sent to my address!
279
00:41:57,143 --> 00:42:00,094
Are you crazy? Put me down!
280
00:42:00,226 --> 00:42:01,767
These are the rules!
281
00:42:01,893 --> 00:42:07,226
If the address is legible, the parcel
must be delivered, Monsieur Brandt.
282
00:42:08,643 --> 00:42:12,684
Noooo!
283
00:44:09,351 --> 00:44:13,724
What happened, Doc?
You look like a man who wants something.
284
00:44:13,851 --> 00:44:16,802
Van Gogh's Postman and Warhol's
Double Elvis.
285
00:44:16,934 --> 00:44:17,930
Both?
286
00:44:18,059 --> 00:44:18,972
No.
287
00:44:19,101 --> 00:44:22,846
I need all 13 paintings that are
tormenting me.
288
00:44:22,976 --> 00:44:24,433
If you're willing to help,
289
00:44:24,559 --> 00:44:27,843
we should all move to my villa
on the island of Biševo.
290
00:44:29,893 --> 00:44:34,219
It's in the Adriatic. The airport
in Rome isn't far away.
291
00:44:34,643 --> 00:44:37,973
Sure, Doc. Let's have a party!
292
00:45:47,059 --> 00:45:49,382
Peanut or le bonbon?
293
00:45:49,518 --> 00:45:50,549
Both, my dear.
294
00:45:59,434 --> 00:46:03,807
Sooner or later, everyone stops... smoking!
295
00:46:10,976 --> 00:46:12,884
Wow, nice body!
296
00:46:19,393 --> 00:46:22,641
Hey, look! I didn't know
Lenin was the Führer!
297
00:46:22,768 --> 00:46:24,972
I thought it was the other guy!
298
00:46:47,309 --> 00:46:52,050
... and he said: I don't wanna
be Little Red Riding Hood!
299
00:46:52,184 --> 00:46:56,641
Our top story tonight:
the so-called Collector strikes again!
300
00:46:57,059 --> 00:47:00,923
After Paris, Budapest, Rio, Florence,
St. Petersburg and Sidney,
301
00:47:01,059 --> 00:47:04,674
the serial art robbers have hit
New York's Guggenheim Museum.
302
00:47:04,809 --> 00:47:08,175
At present, the estimated value
of stolen masterpieces
303
00:47:08,309 --> 00:47:10,265
has reached two billion dollars.
304
00:47:10,393 --> 00:47:13,758
The Chicago-based Union Cartel
Insurance Company has raised the
305
00:47:13,893 --> 00:47:17,306
reward for capturing the so-called
Collector to 20 million dollars.
306
00:47:17,559 --> 00:47:22,265
Porca Miseria! 20 million! Hah.
For that kind of money,
307
00:47:22,393 --> 00:47:27,347
we have to screw around with drugs
and the police for two years!
308
00:47:27,476 --> 00:47:31,470
Ah well, it's my fault. I simply never
thought you could live off art.
309
00:47:31,934 --> 00:47:37,303
My grandpa used to say: Vincenzo,
stick to drugs and prostitution, you know,
310
00:47:37,684 --> 00:47:40,007
a man can make an honest living there.
311
00:47:40,143 --> 00:47:46,721
Ah-ah! No more!
We should enter this fucking field of art!
312
00:47:49,518 --> 00:47:53,465
Domestic violence in Hollywood films made
between the 1930's and the mid-eighties
313
00:47:53,601 --> 00:47:57,643
was usually displayed as a show
of masculinity, or even romanticized.
314
00:47:57,851 --> 00:48:00,257
Well known examples
of such films are “My Baby Left
315
00:48:00,393 --> 00:48:02,550
Me," "Kiss Me Gently,"
"The Barber of Blitvia..."
316
00:48:03,309 --> 00:48:08,133
Ah, we need more information.
Giuseppe, call Boris!
317
00:48:12,059 --> 00:48:19,929
Yes, of course Giuseppe. I'll do my best.
But you know my price...
318
00:48:21,268 --> 00:48:24,267
Come on, Doc!
You're exaggerating!
319
00:48:24,393 --> 00:48:29,299
No, Mimi. I'm serious.
You're getting closer every day!
320
00:48:29,434 --> 00:48:31,058
I feel it too!
321
00:48:33,101 --> 00:48:35,933
So, Doc, what's the next job?
322
00:48:36,059 --> 00:48:38,430
The Uffizi, Florence.
323
00:48:44,518 --> 00:48:48,511
Breaking News! A few minutes after midnight,
thousands of tourists on the streets
324
00:48:48,643 --> 00:48:53,549
of Florence, Italy, noticed strange strobe
lights coming from the Uffizi Gallery.
325
00:48:53,684 --> 00:48:56,766
... made the police enter
the Uffizi Gallery
326
00:48:56,893 --> 00:49:00,057
immediately, only to discover the
empty frame of Botticelli's Venus.
327
00:49:03,434 --> 00:49:06,718
Someone erased last night's
security footage from the Uffizi.
328
00:49:06,851 --> 00:49:09,850
However, I checked
through the archives...
329
00:49:09,976 --> 00:49:13,472
... and look! Remember the guy who
went crazy in front of Olympia?
330
00:49:13,601 --> 00:49:14,928
The performance artist?
331
00:49:15,059 --> 00:49:16,055
One and the same!
332
00:49:22,184 --> 00:49:24,093
Angelo, Diavolo! Sit!
333
00:49:26,476 --> 00:49:29,593
So, if you slow down
the strobe light from the Uffizi,
334
00:49:29,726 --> 00:49:31,800
it repeats a message in Morse code.
335
00:49:33,184 --> 00:49:36,052
Eye, eye, eye.
336
00:49:36,268 --> 00:49:39,516
Mhm... Like the three eyes
on the Musée d'Orsay!
337
00:51:07,476 --> 00:51:09,550
Here we go! Yeah!
338
00:51:12,518 --> 00:51:15,350
Whoa! Bloody hell!
339
00:51:16,601 --> 00:51:17,679
Doc...
340
00:51:18,893 --> 00:51:20,718
Who attacked you?
341
00:51:21,601 --> 00:51:23,592
The guy from Hopper's Nighthawks!
342
00:51:23,893 --> 00:51:26,760
Well, let's go to Chicago!
343
00:51:47,851 --> 00:51:50,719
Opa! Kowalski is already speaking!
344
00:51:57,476 --> 00:52:02,845
If we don't crack this case soon,
we'll never see those paintings again.
345
00:52:04,434 --> 00:52:06,674
Is this why we're paying you so much?
346
00:52:07,393 --> 00:52:09,266
With all due respect, Mr. Graham,
347
00:52:09,393 --> 00:52:13,340
we are dealing with a collector here,
and not a serial thief.
348
00:52:14,893 --> 00:52:20,048
He's taking paintings which couldn't be sold.
Not even on the black market.
349
00:52:20,393 --> 00:52:24,932
Mr. Kowalski, I've been in this business
for 45 years and I can tell you
350
00:52:25,059 --> 00:52:29,717
that in 6 months someone will put Olympia
up for sale in South Blitvia!
351
00:52:30,351 --> 00:52:34,475
No. Someone is building a collection.
352
00:52:34,768 --> 00:52:38,181
As a collector myself,
I understand how they think.
353
00:52:38,601 --> 00:52:43,093
Once the collection is complete,
he or she will stop.
354
00:52:43,559 --> 00:52:47,885
You follow your instincts and
we will follow our experience.
355
00:52:48,393 --> 00:52:51,889
We are raising the reward
to a 100 million dollars!
356
00:52:52,059 --> 00:52:56,516
Chort poberi! A 100 million!
I must call Vincenzo.
357
00:53:43,893 --> 00:53:46,927
Bye-Bye Joe, send it to Hotel Bellevue.
358
00:53:47,059 --> 00:53:47,723
Aha!
359
00:53:55,768 --> 00:53:59,382
Ruben, Kowalski recognised me,
you can't come to Rome with us!
360
00:54:32,184 --> 00:54:33,559
Ciao Marina! Did you hear?
361
00:54:33,684 --> 00:54:35,308
Yes, I did. Hopper!
362
00:54:35,434 --> 00:54:38,930
We can get the painting now!
Listen, tomorrow morning,
363
00:54:39,059 --> 00:54:42,639
flight 87B from Chicago
will be landing in Rome,
364
00:54:42,768 --> 00:54:44,842
7:15 your time. The picture
365
00:54:44,976 --> 00:54:48,757
- is in a yellow tube with Mimi.
- Our Mimi? Is she the Collector?
366
00:54:48,976 --> 00:54:51,382
She's connected. And she's not alone.
367
00:54:52,476 --> 00:54:56,600
Okay, Mike. I'll organize a welcome party!
368
00:55:03,476 --> 00:55:06,510
There are four of them.
The woman has the tube.
369
00:55:30,559 --> 00:55:31,555
Step back!
370
00:55:32,393 --> 00:55:34,182
Rome
The city of love
371
00:55:38,726 --> 00:55:39,674
At this very moment,
372
00:55:39,809 --> 00:55:43,638
they are opening the tube containing
the stolen Hopper, the Nighthawks.
373
00:55:43,768 --> 00:55:45,641
Lieutenant, let me see the painting!
374
00:55:45,768 --> 00:55:49,217
This is clearly the end of the
Collector's short-lived career.
375
00:55:49,643 --> 00:55:52,807
Damn! What do we pay Boris for?
376
00:56:01,726 --> 00:56:05,933
What an epic failure for the
Roman Police Department!
377
00:56:06,059 --> 00:56:07,470
Boss, look!
378
00:56:08,184 --> 00:56:10,507
Porca puttana! That's Mimi!
379
00:56:10,643 --> 00:56:14,933
Instead of reclaiming a famous painting,
they get a cat and mouse poster.
380
00:56:15,351 --> 00:56:18,717
Alright, Mimi! 2:0 for you!
381
00:56:39,059 --> 00:56:40,719
Long time no see, Cooper.
382
00:56:41,434 --> 00:56:46,056
I needed some solitude.
Took my yearly trip to the mountains.
383
00:56:46,184 --> 00:56:49,432
Sometimes I wonder
why I come back at all.
384
00:56:50,059 --> 00:56:52,299
Haha. For the booze?
385
00:56:52,893 --> 00:56:55,216
Yeah. Reasonable assumption.
386
00:56:57,518 --> 00:56:58,975
Who is the mysterious Collector?
387
00:56:59,101 --> 00:57:01,969
Let's review now the entire
catalogue of stolen masterpieces...
388
00:57:02,101 --> 00:57:07,091
Ah... Can't listen to this shit anymore.
Enjoy catching up, Cooper!
389
00:57:07,351 --> 00:57:08,299
Hopper,
390
00:57:08,434 --> 00:57:09,809
Botticelli,
391
00:57:09,934 --> 00:57:11,392
Velázquez,
392
00:57:11,518 --> 00:57:12,798
Magritte,
393
00:57:12,934 --> 00:57:14,392
Picasso,
394
00:57:14,518 --> 00:57:15,715
Gaugin,
395
00:57:15,851 --> 00:57:17,261
Manet...
396
00:57:23,684 --> 00:57:24,467
Aha!
397
00:57:31,559 --> 00:57:32,804
Keep the change, darling!
398
00:57:32,934 --> 00:57:34,807
Oh! Thanks, Kris!
399
00:57:34,934 --> 00:57:37,092
Generous, as always...
400
00:57:49,059 --> 00:57:50,470
I know who the Collector is.
401
00:57:51,726 --> 00:57:53,599
I will tell you the details in person!
402
00:57:54,434 --> 00:57:59,140
So, please, meet me.
This evening my place, at 7:30.
403
00:57:59,268 --> 00:58:01,934
124 Penn Street, South East.
404
00:58:02,684 --> 00:58:05,091
Okay, Mr. Cooper. See you soon!
405
00:58:10,393 --> 00:58:11,258
Hey Mike!
406
00:58:11,393 --> 00:58:13,965
Ciao Marina!
Could you look up a name for me please?
407
00:58:14,101 --> 00:58:17,597
John Cooper, 124 Penn Street, South East,
Washington D.C.
408
00:58:20,268 --> 00:58:22,425
Wait, Cooper! What about our drink?
409
00:58:22,559 --> 00:58:23,674
Gotta hurry!
410
00:58:23,809 --> 00:58:29,178
Yeah, I overheard you! Come on!
Won't you help out an old friend?
411
00:58:29,309 --> 00:58:30,305
Acquaintance.
412
00:58:31,226 --> 00:58:35,303
Look, you don't want to do this alone, huh?
413
00:58:35,434 --> 00:58:39,381
We'll split the money. Fifty-fifty.
Just tell me who the Collector is!
414
00:58:39,518 --> 00:58:43,559
That's... It's not his fault.
I'd never betray my friends.
415
00:58:44,643 --> 00:58:45,840
Friends?
416
00:58:45,976 --> 00:58:48,382
Now, if you'll excuse me.
417
00:59:14,601 --> 00:59:15,597
Mr. Cooper!
418
00:59:17,101 --> 00:59:18,097
Mr. Cooper!
419
00:59:25,643 --> 00:59:26,674
Mr. Cooper!
420
01:01:13,268 --> 01:01:19,099
Yesterday's Spy, Perfect Spy,
An American Spy... Enjoying Art?
421
01:01:53,309 --> 01:01:54,092
Hey Mike!
422
01:01:54,309 --> 01:01:57,142
Ciao Marina! Can you look up
another name for me please?
423
01:01:57,268 --> 01:02:01,724
Gerhard Brandt, B - R - A - N - D - T,
former CIA Agent.
424
01:02:01,934 --> 01:02:03,345
Just a second, Mike.
425
01:02:13,393 --> 01:02:14,969
Hello ? You there?
426
01:02:15,101 --> 01:02:16,132
Of course!
427
01:02:16,268 --> 01:02:20,261
Okay, Gerhard Brandt,
born in Berlin, 1938, grew up
428
01:02:20,393 --> 01:02:24,884
in East Berlin. Former Stasi colonel,
expert in psychotechnics.
429
01:02:25,393 --> 01:02:26,803
Psychotechnics?
430
01:02:26,934 --> 01:02:29,388
Practical applications of psychology.
431
01:02:29,518 --> 01:02:31,343
Like political propaganda?
432
01:02:31,476 --> 01:02:35,518
Smart boy!
With help from the CIA, in 1967,
433
01:02:35,643 --> 01:02:40,383
he moved with his wife Helga
and two-year-old son Ruben to Washington D.C.
434
01:02:40,809 --> 01:02:42,350
What did he do for the CIA?
435
01:02:42,476 --> 01:02:45,427
Experiments with subliminal
perception, for the Special
436
01:02:45,851 --> 01:02:48,553
Activities Division, where
John Cooper worked too.
437
01:02:48,809 --> 01:02:53,799
His wife died in a car accident in 1975.
And... here,
438
01:02:53,934 --> 01:02:56,933
an obituary. He died of a
heart attack one month ago.
439
01:02:57,184 --> 01:02:58,595
Last known address?
440
01:02:59,184 --> 01:03:01,093
842 Bladensburg Road.
441
01:03:01,518 --> 01:03:04,517
Thanks. Call the cops to Cooper's house.
442
01:03:04,643 --> 01:03:06,432
Okay. What's the crime?
443
01:03:07,393 --> 01:03:08,389
Murder.
444
01:03:32,059 --> 01:03:37,594
What's up, Kowalski? Let's go!
445
01:04:12,934 --> 01:04:16,928
Ah, so you wanna play...
446
01:04:36,518 --> 01:04:37,514
Bring it on!
447
01:06:28,601 --> 01:06:34,717
Gun fight, gun fight, gun fight!
448
01:06:34,934 --> 01:06:39,058
I don't want a gun fight, Tom is my friend!
449
01:06:41,601 --> 01:06:42,383
Hey, hey, hey!
450
01:06:48,101 --> 01:06:49,511
Andy Warhol's Elvis?
451
01:07:00,184 --> 01:07:02,093
John, it's just a game.
452
01:07:10,809 --> 01:07:19,888
Double Elvis among these kids.
Kid, kid, kid, kid... Double Elvis again!
453
01:07:21,643 --> 01:07:28,054
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6... 22,
23, 24, 25! Elvis again!
454
01:07:36,143 --> 01:07:38,975
The Sea Witch from the Little Mermaid!
455
01:07:39,101 --> 01:07:43,261
Sea Witch, Sea Witch, Sea Witch...
Botticelli's Venus?
456
01:07:44,893 --> 01:07:51,055
1, 2, 3, 4... 22, 23, 24, 25...
Botticelli again!
457
01:07:56,059 --> 01:07:57,683
Bremen Town Musicians!
458
01:08:00,226 --> 01:08:04,173
Cat, cat, cat... and the Olympia!
459
01:08:07,559 --> 01:08:09,135
Marina, you won't believe this!
460
01:08:09,268 --> 01:08:12,432
The Collector's identity is hidden
in Gerhard's laboratory.
461
01:08:12,559 --> 01:08:14,183
Oh my god!
What did you find?
462
01:08:18,309 --> 01:08:19,590
Thanks for the information!
463
01:08:33,059 --> 01:08:34,600
Mike! Mike!
464
01:08:35,726 --> 01:08:38,014
Excuse me, Marina! What is going on?
465
01:08:38,143 --> 01:08:42,765
I don't know. Mike is fighting
with someone. He'll call me when he is done.
466
01:10:00,643 --> 01:10:02,598
Oh my goodness!
467
01:10:11,643 --> 01:10:14,891
Hi Mikey, I just bought you a new shirt!
468
01:10:16,518 --> 01:10:17,514
Mike ?
469
01:10:19,226 --> 01:10:25,176
Mom? What does the name
Gerhard Brandt mean to you?
470
01:10:28,601 --> 01:10:32,643
Mom? I asked you a question!
471
01:10:34,309 --> 01:10:38,682
What does the name
Gerhard Brandt mean to you?
472
01:10:42,768 --> 01:10:44,641
He was your father.
473
01:10:49,143 --> 01:10:55,389
He was a scientist,
experimenting with the subconscious.
474
01:10:55,518 --> 01:10:56,928
Did he use cartoons?
475
01:10:59,434 --> 01:11:03,511
Only on your half brother, Ruben.
476
01:11:05,143 --> 01:11:14,767
He... wanted to make him a great artist.
That's why Ruben had nightmares.
477
01:11:16,768 --> 01:11:26,758
I, I had to leave your father...
to save your dreams...
478
01:11:36,184 --> 01:11:37,180
Fernando?
479
01:11:47,351 --> 01:11:50,800
Renoir?
Pierre-Auguste Renoir?
480
01:11:51,559 --> 01:11:53,966
For fourty years,
I've been discovering
481
01:11:54,101 --> 01:11:57,716
that the queen of all colours is
the colour black, Ruben.
482
01:11:57,851 --> 01:12:01,217
You're different.
You're a painter, Pierre-Auguste.
483
01:12:01,768 --> 01:12:03,048
I don't really like black.
484
01:12:03,559 --> 01:12:06,309
- You'll learn to like it.
- I don't want to learn to like it.
485
01:12:06,476 --> 01:12:09,593
Come, I'll teach you to throw
yourself into the blackness,
486
01:12:09,726 --> 01:12:11,930
like a lemming in to the sea of Norway!
487
01:12:12,059 --> 01:12:14,548
I don't want to throw myself
into the blackness!
488
01:12:14,684 --> 01:12:18,726
Come freely, we'll jump together!
We'll disappear into the black!
489
01:12:18,851 --> 01:12:21,257
I don't want to disappear into the black!
490
01:12:21,393 --> 01:12:26,927
I'll talk you into it, Ruben.
Here, for a starter, have a bit of black!
491
01:12:34,643 --> 01:12:38,388
The next painting is
Bazille's portrait of Renoir.
492
01:12:50,434 --> 01:12:56,467
They got it! M-m-m-m-mimi is with them.
They're getting into a vintage Tatra.
493
01:12:56,684 --> 01:13:00,631
I need Mimi at any cost!
The rest can die.
494
01:13:36,351 --> 01:13:37,347
Watch out!
495
01:13:37,976 --> 01:13:38,640
Damn!
496
01:14:06,351 --> 01:14:10,511
Giuseppe, tell Vincenzo not to
worry, we got this covered, okay?
497
01:14:10,851 --> 01:14:16,766
Hey, hey! Here comes a little
birdy, come on here to daddy!
498
01:14:27,726 --> 01:14:30,807
Turn, turn, turn...
499
01:14:33,518 --> 01:14:34,300
Bloody hell!
500
01:14:37,559 --> 01:14:38,721
Bloody hell!
501
01:14:39,684 --> 01:14:41,344
Jesus!
502
01:14:42,309 --> 01:14:43,590
Oh my god!
503
01:14:43,976 --> 01:14:44,557
Watch out!
504
01:14:49,934 --> 01:14:52,222
Joe, take the 'copter, the truck is mine!
505
01:14:52,351 --> 01:14:54,342
Alright, alright, I got it!
506
01:14:56,851 --> 01:14:57,550
Here we go!
507
01:15:02,934 --> 01:15:05,056
Come on, Joe... come on...
508
01:15:11,184 --> 01:15:12,642
How you doing?
509
01:15:12,768 --> 01:15:14,593
Give it to me!
Give it to me baby!
510
01:15:15,143 --> 01:15:18,224
Haha! You big banana head...
511
01:15:19,059 --> 01:15:20,517
Have a nice day, mate!
512
01:15:28,184 --> 01:15:30,591
I'm... I'm the pilot. I'm just a pilot.
513
01:15:30,726 --> 01:15:34,140
Okay, okay, okay, I'll jump,
just let me take a parachute.
514
01:15:34,268 --> 01:15:36,721
No problem, no problem, I'll
jump, I'll jump, I'll jump.
515
01:15:36,893 --> 01:15:39,678
Boys, it's time to get down!
516
01:15:42,559 --> 01:15:45,226
Alright, let's have a party!
517
01:15:46,601 --> 01:15:49,090
Hey! We gonna smash into the overpass!
518
01:15:49,226 --> 01:15:51,383
Bye-bye guys!
519
01:15:54,434 --> 01:15:55,430
Watch out!
520
01:16:10,226 --> 01:16:11,222
Here you go!
521
01:16:13,518 --> 01:16:15,722
Oh, that won't be easy, baby!
522
01:16:19,768 --> 01:16:20,764
Mimi!
523
01:16:23,101 --> 01:16:23,682
Shite!
524
01:16:25,643 --> 01:16:28,724
County buggery fucktole bumshite!
525
01:16:31,101 --> 01:16:32,926
Oh my god!
526
01:17:21,226 --> 01:17:22,304
Hi, guys!
527
01:18:58,684 --> 01:19:04,681
Ruben, I'm free!
528
01:19:05,934 --> 01:19:09,099
I'm free!
529
01:19:14,559 --> 01:19:15,934
Ruben?
530
01:19:30,351 --> 01:19:31,845
Well, well, well.
531
01:19:33,684 --> 01:19:40,179
Frank Duveneck's Whistling Boy was the 11th
and Bazille's Renoir the 12th.
532
01:19:40,393 --> 01:19:47,681
The last one is Double Elvis. And the Double
Elvis is finally being put on display!
533
01:19:47,976 --> 01:19:53,049
A Pop Art exhibition in Tokyo. Hockey,
the end of the game is very,
534
01:19:53,184 --> 01:19:54,891
very near!
535
01:19:58,434 --> 01:20:03,720
Thanks, Boris! Giuseppe, tell Filippo
to mobilize all the people!
536
01:20:04,309 --> 01:20:05,424
Yes, boss!
537
01:20:12,809 --> 01:20:17,716
Next robbery is Tokyo, Pop Art Exhibition.
Do you understand?
538
01:20:18,059 --> 01:20:19,174
Yes, yes, yes,
539
01:20:19,309 --> 01:20:23,351
I got it. The next robbery is in Tokyo,
at the Pop Art Exhibition.
540
01:20:23,476 --> 01:20:28,347
Ah, Tokyo! Don't worry, Sir!
Everything is under control!
541
01:20:28,476 --> 01:20:29,721
Goodbye!
542
01:20:29,934 --> 01:20:32,850
As far as I understood...
Take it easy,
543
01:20:32,976 --> 01:20:37,681
Ninocka, take it easy...
I should go to Tokyo. I'll be there.
544
01:20:38,934 --> 01:20:42,134
What do you mean
I don't understand?
545
01:20:42,268 --> 01:20:46,925
I understand.
The next job will be in Tokyo. Right?
546
01:20:47,351 --> 01:20:48,927
Not now, I'm busy!
547
01:20:50,309 --> 01:20:51,850
Not now!
548
01:20:52,476 --> 01:20:55,806
Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja. Tokyo. I'll be there.
549
01:20:55,934 --> 01:20:58,601
Could you repeat it, please?
I didn't understand. Toronto?
550
01:20:58,726 --> 01:20:59,757
Tokyo!
551
01:20:59,893 --> 01:21:05,131
Ah, Tokyo! I like being in Tokyo!
See you the day after tomorrow!
552
01:21:40,768 --> 01:21:44,098
Places everyone - and let's start!
553
01:21:47,434 --> 01:21:52,720
It's just so peaceful here, Margaret!
I love it!
554
01:21:52,851 --> 01:21:59,346
George, sush! Be quiet, the performance
has already started! Look!
555
01:21:59,476 --> 01:22:05,426
The taking of this painting is
part of the performance art piece.
556
01:22:05,851 --> 01:22:13,093
In the future, everyone here will
be world famous for 15 minutes!
557
01:22:41,976 --> 01:22:45,591
Oh my goodness! What... what is going on?
558
01:22:45,726 --> 01:22:54,058
Sh! Miss, please! Just a little
respect for the performance artists!
559
01:23:06,309 --> 01:23:14,179
Those were our 15 minutes of fame.
Thank you so much, Sayonara!
560
01:23:14,309 --> 01:23:17,675
That is the Collector!
Get him!
561
01:23:20,184 --> 01:23:20,931
Mimi!
562
01:23:21,059 --> 01:23:21,806
Got it!
563
01:23:33,351 --> 01:23:34,548
Pleased to meet ya'!
564
01:23:35,351 --> 01:23:36,678
You son of a motherless goat!
565
01:23:39,809 --> 01:23:40,592
Here!
566
01:23:45,268 --> 01:23:49,925
What goes up, must come down!
567
01:23:50,476 --> 01:23:54,055
The wheel spins, take a look around!
568
01:23:54,184 --> 01:24:02,054
What a fascinating example of
interdisciplinary performance art! Bravo!
569
01:24:11,476 --> 01:24:15,932
Here you go! Get some of that son!
Here we go! Easy there mate!
570
01:24:16,059 --> 01:24:17,434
Easy there! Yeah!
571
01:24:22,976 --> 01:24:26,342
Have some of this! Get some here!
Come on! Come and get it!
572
01:24:30,059 --> 01:24:30,758
Here!
573
01:24:45,143 --> 01:24:45,806
Here!
574
01:24:48,601 --> 01:24:49,383
Would you like?
575
01:24:49,768 --> 01:24:50,467
What?
576
01:24:51,226 --> 01:24:52,885
To take that shower now!
577
01:24:58,143 --> 01:24:59,683
Oopsy daisy!
578
01:25:00,393 --> 01:25:01,768
I got this covered!
579
01:25:03,059 --> 01:25:03,806
Bloody hell!
580
01:25:06,309 --> 01:25:08,763
Jesus! Oh my god!
581
01:25:09,643 --> 01:25:13,636
Have some of this you bloody idiot!
Get some of this! Yeah!
582
01:25:13,768 --> 01:25:14,550
That's it!
583
01:25:33,184 --> 01:25:39,466
Ladies and Gentlemen, thank you, thank you
so much! Cheers! It's been wonderful!
584
01:25:39,601 --> 01:25:46,049
Have a lovely time, bye-bye! See you
next time! Good night! Sayonara!
585
01:30:22,252 --> 01:30:27,252
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