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In the early stage of Mingguo the political status was messy.

The Nationalist Government was incapable of controlling the situation

that made the powerful countries from outside try to bully and oppress her

While warlords from inside monopolized different areas.

A lot of bandits were bullying around.

There were also endless spying activities.

That's what happened

Below the Ngau Tau Shan.

The warlord Warlord Lin had monopolized an area.

He hates the Japanese invasion most

and uses all his efforts to fight against the Japanese

The Japanese treat him as an eyesore.

The Tiger Den down the hill

has some local tyrants who take over an area Tiger Hong, Leopard Hong and Phoenix Hong.

They are siblings.

They do all kinds of bad things and they tie with Japanese.

They hold the candle to the devil and bully the common people.

They are well-known traitors.

However more than 15 kilometers outside Tiger Den

there is a Lucky Star Town

which is just like a fairy land.

The common people live happily in here.

Until that day..

Have we been to this town?

No.

Why?

The old man said this town is weird.

Maybe he suffered before.

He told us not to bother those people In Lucky Star Town.

This moth-eaten.

Is too old that he doesn't have the guts.

How can we not kill him?

Let's go down, thereafter we have finished our breakfast.

- Rob the money, the food and the women! - Good!

Don't miss out as you walk past.

Come, take a look..

Hello.

Little Trumpet..

- Little Trumpet, where is my cream? Little Trumpet, how about my perfume?

Two bottles, ok.

Awesome!

- 4 bottles. - Little Trumpet!

4 bottles ,ok

Me first.

Little Trumpet, a bottle of perfume.

Little Trumpet, I want a bottle.

You want one as well? Ok.

Roasted pork buns on it's way.

Yours..

Yours..

Yours..

The roasted pork bun is ready. It's just steamed.

Smells good? Want to try?

Mademoiselle Hong?

Mademoiselle Hong.

Little Trumpet?

This perfume is for you.

It's made In France.

Great. Thank you.

I hope my sister didn't notice.

Don't worry.

Little Trumpet!

Sister..

Let me help you. Pull..

It will be out soon.

Can your mouth take up stuff of that size?

Yes.

- Shall we try this? - What?!

Little Trumpet, you are luring my sister again, aren't you?

Nonsense.

I'm speaking nonsense?

- I can tell you were just.. - Sister, stop it..

You, beware not to lose your self to this fellow. And money, too!

Little Trumpet.

Oh my god..

You bastard.

If you come here to lure Mademoiselle Hong again,

I will shock you to death by my life-taking annoying sound.

- Go! - Little Trumpet..

Little Trumpet..

Dammit!

You have one bottle left.

Many sons?

May be you could sell it to me for half the price.

That's not milk powder.

Why do you need it?

It's none of your business.

20% off.

Half price!

Give it back to me..

Nice move.

It's nothing.

Give me the perfume.

50% off.

20% off.

You're Insane!

Don't go! You're Insane!

Don't go!

You use the iron baby for the perfume?

I have the bronze cymbal.

Lower the price a bit, please.

Don't even think about it!

Would you lower it?

No way!

50% off?

20% off!

40% off!

30% off!

Cheaper.

It's hard-earned money!

Beat you!

20% off.

30% off.

40% off.

You said so, 40% off.

Give me the money now.

Tomorrow.

That's impossible.

The day after to morrow then.

Tomorrow is the latest.

You said it.

Thank you.

Abracadabra.

Bless the Lucky Star Town to have peaceful weather.

Men and animals are safe and well!

Let's welcome Centenarian.

Who shakes the bamboo for tune stick For the people In the town.

Come on..

Great, it's the best stick.

The Lucky Star Town will have peaceful weather this year.

Men and animals are safe and well!

Animals are not safe and well but humans are.

If you serve me well,

everyone will be safe and well

You gang of society scum.

Gangster, scum, bum.

Raping, robbing and sexually assaulting grannies

and robbing the children's breakfast money.

We people from Lucky Star town are not afraid of you!

You guys agree, right?

It seems that they don't.

Warrior!

I know I'm wrong.

My wife got pregnant and is going to deliver soon.

I am going to grab some women.

What do you want?

I won't sell myself to you.

Even if you get my body,

you can't get my soul.

I want to have your soul!

You Taoist priest.

Got the guts to fight against me?

Do you have very good kung fu?

Actually my kung fu is not good but it's good enough to fight with you.

You dare to beat me?!

I'm not gonna beat you. But you don't beat me, too.

It's the Merry Forest that has a lot of beauties.

I gotta see how beautiful they are. Let's go!

Go!

The material is quite fine.

Beauty.

Hi, beauty.

What are you yelling?

We haven't even opened the door yet.

We are the bandits!

Don't scare my beauties away!

Look, the color looks nice too.

Great.

Hello.

It'll be finished very soon.

- Who kicked me?! - Boss!

Boss, your face has some shoe prints.

Who kicked me?!

Just check their shoes.

Smart.

Raise your foot!

Do they look alike?

Yes.

Stop beating..

What's up.

You haven't even heard of my move, Miss Manuelle's Kick Beneath the Dress

and you dare to be a gangster?

Kill them for me!

Kill!

You dare to beat my boss?!

Kill!

Help! Let us get out of here!

Sorry, I've missed two stitches.

Little Tailor.

I give you 7 days to finish and deliver the clothes.

Or I won't give you any money.

- So scary, robbery - I'm so scared..

Oh my god, robbery.

- Oh my god, robbery - I'm gonna die this time.

Robbery.

How many of you?

Robbery? Robbery?

I'm so scared.

Any one that doesn't want to die?

Yes, everyone.

Raise your hand if you don't want to die.

You dare to make trouble In MC Shop, are you?

You have a lot of choices, but you chose to be a robber? Be a robber!

This gang of bandits really knows nothing.

You don't even know that we are the seven retired Kung Fu masters.

Same old rule.

[Psychiatric Hospital]

- I've called a carriage. [Psychiatric Hospital]

All of them are experts with good kung fu.

They know the Toad move.

18 Palm Moves Against Dragon and Skeleton Claw.

Go and get the Skeleton Yin Yang Sword Move to beat them!

See you.

Don't you need to work? Why don't you go and work?

Time to work.

Why aren't you working?

What's up?!

Are you free tonight?

- What if I'm free? - I want to ask you out to admire the moon?

Are you Insane?

Tonight is the first of a lunar month, how can we admire the moon?

Admire your butt In this case.

You dare!

We are really going to admire the moon. And we have moon cake, too.

Even the Ching Ming Festival had already passed. How can we have moon cake?

We have lots of leftovers from last year.

Maybe next time.

She didn't use the sonic boom kung fu against you. That means you have a chance.

You noticed that too.

I'm sorry..

Handsome..

Where are you going?

We are going to Tiger Den.

But it's getting dark.

Why don't we stay In the our shop for a night

and leave the next day.

No thanks. We are In a rush.

Look, that carriage is very nice.

She is the little princess of Warlord Lin. Don't you know?

Is she here to buy food again.

You don't know,

she is the dream girl of Little Tailor.

Really?

There is a pretty There.

Are you foreigners? Where are you going?

We are going to Tiger Den for business.

Tiger Den is dangerous. You have to be careful.

Thanks for your reminder.

My name is Cheryl Lin. What is your name?

My name is..

My name is Tony Luo.

Tony Luo.

See you some other time.

Miss..

There are a lot of bad guys here. We gotta be careful.

Yes, miss.

But, they don't look like bad guys.

Little Tailor, your dream girl is here.

I really want to make clothes for her.

Checkout how expensive the cloth she uses on her dress.

Will she let you make it? Better...not

Right, baby?

Don't cry. Time to go back and have some milk.

When you are willing to pay the effort, there is hope.

Hello.

- This one is nice. - This one is fresh.

This one, then.

- You could take few more... - Okay, I'll take them all.

The sky is so blue.

So beautiful.

And sunny.

- The sunshine is so warm. - Great..

Don't bask In the sun, you'll be tanned, Little Trumpet.

That lake is so beautiful.

So beautiful.

Is it really very beautiful?!

Very beautiful.

What's so beautiful?!

You are beautiful.

What are you looking at?!

Bitch!

What happen to you?

It hurts. I'm crippled.

Give him 20 big dollars.

Miss, you don't have to give that much.

Quick.

Just do what I told you to.

Thank you. You are so nice.

This dress is so pretty.

[Brother Four's tailor In Fashion]

Go and ask her for an address.

I'll go to her place to try it when I need make some clothes next time.

Yes!

- Miss... - Beauty..

- Miss... - Beauty..

What's up?

A man?!

Hey, you are disguising as a woman. Are you harboring evil intentions to our miss?

I don't have any bad Intentions..

Beat him!

No, help..

Help..

What happen to you?

He..

You were the beauty?

I just wanted to attract you. I am a tailor.

I want to make you a dress.

You don't need to pay me.

I couldn't do this.

Why do you want to make me a dress?

You are the best model I have even seen.

You overpraised me.

[Lucky Star Town]

- Hello, Auntie Seven, Auntie Beach. - Hello.

It seems that everyone is very happy.

- Everyone has nothing to worry about. - Little Tailor.

- Of course, because all of us are... - Hello.

happy with what we have got.

Lucky Star welcomes you to visit.

Visit us and laugh to one's content.

Madonna still has no one to love.

No one after so she focuses on cooking.

Manysons is holding a little boy.

Very supportive. So cute.

Little Trumpet and Mademoiselle Hong are falling In love.

Madonna is going to break them up.

Chanting Bing is teaching the grannies.

Tai Chi Punch. He is awesome.

Miss Manuelle had ogled towards here.

Though making soya sauce, we are happy from our heart.

I look to the left and look to the right.

Look upwards and downwards.

All the lucky stars In the Lucky Star Town are so simple.

I sing and sing.

I swing and swing.

The lucky stars in the Lucky Star Town are cute.

The seven Kung Fu Masters...

Here Comes..

Lucky Star Town..

Here Comes..

Xing 's wife, has father come back yet?

Miss is back.

General's schedule is delayed for one day. He can only be back tomorrow.

That's bad news.

Yet, In a way it is good news.

That means I have one more day to prepare something delicious for father.

Ok.

According to the information

Tiger Den had already formed an alliance with the Japanese.

And transformed it into a covert Intelligence camp for Japanese spies.

Information reveals that the lady spy Kurosawa Kiyoko will be arriving in these two days.

Then we should get the name list as soon as possible then.

Otherwise There will be trouble.

We go in There to investigate just after dusk.

No way..

Why don't we wait for Tony Luo and do it together.

Tony Luo..

He needs two more days to arrive.

I'm afraid we can't wait.

We just need to be careful.

Let's go.

Welcome Miss Kurosawa.

Please forgive us for not picking you up soon..

My main purpose of coming here this time,

is to take care of Warlord Lin.

That fatso is hard to take care.

He has a rough temper and his kung fu is very good.

I've tried many attempts

but I have never found a chance.

If he could be bought, buy him.

If he can't, kill him.

It seems that someone is looking for you.

As expected, it is really the Japanese intelligence camp.

I found it.

The confidential list of Japanese spies.

The senior had been looking for this.

Janice, you keep it safe.

Spy came, go and get him.

Let's see where you can escape.

You go first.

Be careful!

Go quickly!

Leopard Hong?

Are you afraid now?

Let's go.

Good.

We should take care of the important things first.

Go quickly!

He was hurt by my dart and poison palm.

He shouldn't be able to escape too far.

Go after him!

Miss, what are you thinking about?

I am thinking what I should cook for dad

when he is back tomorrow.

General loves you so much.

He would love whatever you cook for him.

Dad is so poor since mom had died.

No woman takes care of him.

Therefore I have to take care of dad for mom.

What are you doing?!

What is the sound outside?

Shall I go and check it out.

Tiger Hong, are you Insane?

You dare come to General Lin's home and make trouble?

We are the best citizens.

Someone had stolen our stuff and hid it In There.

So tell me, what should we do?

Bullshit!

Why would we have a thief In here?

Then let us In to take a look.

You dare!

General Lin's family is Inside, how dare you barge In.

Why are all of you at my home?

Go away, all of you!

General Lin.

Mr. Ishihara has given you an offer.

He is still waiting for your reply.

Really?

His offer is enough for me to spend for two lives.

So we...will become a family soon?

Don't move!

Let me tell you..

For all these years In my life I have had the courage to do anything I want.

But I dare not be a traitor.

Leave!

What happened?

Tony Luo..

Tony Luo, are you ok?

Don't come In!

This is dad!

Not even you, dad.

I am bathing.

So why are you screaming?

I slipped over just now.

Be careful.

Ok.

What was Tiger Hong's reason for coming?

He said a thief had stolen his property so he came here.

Bullshit.

Go and check around.

In case someone really broke In.

Yes.

Go.

Come on, slowly. Lay down first.

You woke?

I have a dart on my back

and you put me down like this..

How could I not be awaken?

I'm sorry.

How should I help you then?

Pick the dart out for me.

Stop the bleeding,

- sterilize and warp it. - Sterilize and warp it.

Ok.

Give me some anti-inflammatory.

Have you finished bathing?

I've finished.

Then I am coming In.

Dad. What happened?

Nothing.

I was just worried that some bad guys came In.

Dad, how would someone dare To do anything offensive to us?

You should take rest earlier.

That's true.

You've grown.

Yes, I've grown.

No, I mean your legs have grown.

You don't come back often, so you can't even recognize me.

Go out...I'm not gonna chat with you.

Wait, no.

Your upper body reacts. Why doesn't your leg show reaction?

It does. But the reaction is a bits low.

Ok.

Take some good rest.

Scream In case of anything.

Ok.

Honey, Cheryl has really grown up.

There must be a man In her bed.

What should I do?

Since you left me.

I didn't have the time to accompany her.

But shall I reveal her behaviors now?

Or shall I let go?

If I really drag the guy out from her bed,

she'll hate me for life

What?

Let her be?

That means I should pretend that I saw nothing?

Yes. I should let Cheryl be happier.

Wife, you are right.

I will listen to you.

Wait a moment. I am going to get some medicine.

What should I do?

Cut..

Cut it..

Oh, cut it

Needs to sterilize..

Sterilize..

Sterilize?

Are you feeling better?

A bit better.

But you can't stay here.

If my dad finds out, we're in trouble.

General.

Go and keep an eye on miss.

Yes.

Taoist, Taoist..

Taoist.

Take a seat first.

Why did you bring this person?!

They said everyone In town comes to find you when It concerns births, deaths, aging and illnesses.

Please save him.

Let me take a look.

Taoist, please save him.

Right, the live and dead could come and see me.

But he is right between them. Why are you here?

So who should I look for?

Just hand him over to us would do.

Hand him to you?

Hand over to us. What are you worried about?

As long as he is a man, we can cure him.

What happened?

What's up?

He is dying. Please save him.

Who is he?

Don't worry about it first.

However if he dies

I won't talk to you forever

He is hurt so badly. Only Madonna could cure him.

Can she?

She has a super reviving pill

which could cure all diseases including Internal Injury, kidney disease, pimples,

constipation, disorder, syphilis, athlete foot.

As long as he isn't dead, it could be cured.

So let's go now.

That's not that easy.

That pill is her wedding gift.

She may not even give it to her dad if he was dying.

I can buy it from her.

If I was Injured like this..

How much would you pay?

100 big dollars.

How about him?

Any cost.

You can't buy it with money.

What should we do then?

There is only one person who could help you.

Who?

It's so dangerous here and you're still bringing this with you?

It's a long story.

When I having lunch..

Get down.

Got it.

Grab on tighter.

Got it.

The one on her chest is the reviving pill.

Lower.

A bit more.

The rope ends here.

No more..

Big Trumpet, come down..

Big Trumpet..

Come down..

Smart.

Go down and get it. Hurry.

Go down quickly.

Go down immediately. Listen to me.

I said go down and get it, asshole.

Or I'll beat you!

Spider..

Expert of all clans and you're afraid of a spider?

Don't fool around. Go get it quickly.

This way. Stop fooling around.

I can't feed you for nothing!

Spider..

And you claim you are the expert of all clans. Yet you are afraid of a spider?

Harder, buddy!

Why am I so popular?

Because we are too cool.

You bastard!

What are you doing here? Trying to kill me?!

I..

I love you!

I should have noticed.

No wonder you come for Mademoiselle Hong all the time.

While you keep your eyes on me.

Yes.

Right. I feel strange, too.

I am much more beautiful than Mademoiselle Hong.

There is no reason for you to go after her rather than me.

I thought you were insane.

That's the actual reason.

Yes, I know it's my fault.

I know I'm wrong.

I can't confront you anymore.

I am leaving now.

No way.

Both you and I will be very sad if that is so.

So what should we do?

How about from now on..

We have an affair.

During daytime, you go dating with Mademoiselle Hong.

At night..

Good idea.

Are you happy?

Happy.

Are you excited?

Excited.

Such an impartible opponent.

Just a kiss!

Sister, how come it is so noisy?

What?

Little Trumpet.

Why are you here?

You are such an unlucky guy!

After my sister..

After my sister..

Don't beat him, don't beat him..

Sister.

Go to hell!

Sister..

You've beaten Little Trumpet to death.

Give me back my Little Trumpet.

I don't want to live any more.

From now on, I won't allow you two to meet at night.

He has to come to my place at night.

I mean if he comes to my place I will beat him to death!

I've got it.

Sweetheart!

Hey...are you ok?

Ok? You may try your self.

Hey, how about the pill?

It's already very fortunate that I'm still alive, buddy.

That means the lounge lizard would die?

Sweetheart!

Hey, hey..

What's the matter with him?

What's up? His circulation was disconnected because of the shock.

He would definitely die. Look at him.

No worries. I have a surviving pill.

It can revive him.

Bring it back and take it.

No way. He needs to take it now.

He should be fine after taking it.

I'm fine now.

- That soon? - Yes.

Let's go play soccer.

- Great. - Soccer?

Good night.

Soccer at this time of the night?

He...how come he is still sick?

Ok, don't worry and go home.

I will return a living man to you tomorrow.

Thank you, then.

Actually the reviving pill can only keep him alive.

If we want to save him..

We need to transfer our energy to push the poison out from him.

Ok, we should finish it off.

Let the five of us do it together.

Transfer the energy to him and push the poison out.

- OK. - Come on.

Why all of you go behind him?

We all small potato.

You are the best among us. Of course you do it first.

Alright! Fine!

It's already 1 hour and he still not up?

Maybe I am not feeling quite well these days. Cannot concentrate at all.

How about finding someone to replace me?

Chanting Bing and Little Trumpet, come and replace me.

You are a trouble maker.

- I already really hurt! - That's for you.

It's already two hours, did you guys do your best?

I should use my left hand.

I am right handed.

Let me do it.

How about me.

- You come here then. - Alright.

Let me do it.

You bastard.

What's going on?

Concentrate!

Mannie, actually I like you a lot.

But I am a very shy person.

I don't know how to confess my love to you.

I am old and I don't have much money.

I could only treat you nicely from my heart.

I don't mind that you are the lady boss of a brothel.

I hope you also don't mind that I am old.

After you finish reading this letter.

If you don't like it just throw it away.

If you like it, you may show me some signs.

Always love you, Chanting Bing.

Do they know that I am writing a letter to Miss Manuelle?

Chanting Bing, I have something to tell you.

Acting strangely.

Why are you crying?!

I noticed how Cheryl looked at Tony Luo..

I know I don't have any hope.

When you like a girl,

do you want her to be happy or do you want yourself to be happy?

Her.

You've saved the life of that handsome.

Cheryl must be very happy.

Really.

But what about me?

Stop crying, would you?!

Cry...you make me wanna cry, too.

I need to face Mademoiselle Hong and Madonna.

I don't know what to do.

I wanna ask the world what love is.

Miss.

You haven't returned home for the whole night. Where were you?

We all are so worried.

Where is dad?

He is meeting a guest in the study room.

Dad.

- How come you didn't... - This is?

She is my daughter. She's called Cheryl.

You are as pretty as your mother.

And this is?

I am the daughter of Nie Town mayor.

There are a lot of bandits.

I specially come here To ask your dad to assist us.

You go to the kitchen first.

I will come and cook with you later.

Ok.

You have a good relationship with your daughter.

Little Trumpet said, Cheryl will be happy if I save that guy.

If Cheryl is happy, I am happy.

But why am I so sad now?

Losing someone whom I love is so painful.

Do you think you are the only one suffering?

You are the only one that lost your love?

What do you know? Have you ever been In love?

I've lost my love so many times

I can tell.

When I was young.

There were endless beauties who were so Into me.

They also gave me a nickname, Handsome Tsoi.

How can they tell such a lie?

Then I retired from the Jianghu and came here.

I found the love of my life.

Who?

Tell me.

It is..

It's my Mannie.

Miss Manuelle?

But I am poor.

I'm not good enough for her.

Have you confessed your love to her?

I'm so afraid that She will turn me down once again.

No courage at all.

How about you?

Why don't you go to tell Cheryl That you love her?

I'm so afraid that she'll turn me down on the site.

Both of us had lost our love.

Losing someone's love is so painful

You better kill me.

You kill me first and I'll then kill you.

If I've killed you, how could you kill me?

Let's think of away to die together.

Good. Let's go to your home for a meeting.

Good.

Tony Luo..

Handsome.

It's dark already.

We have nice wine and nice cuisine, We also have pretties to visit your room

Are you coming up?

No thanks. But I want to get some Information.

Did four men walk pass here 3 days ago?

We don't know.

But we can ask for you.

Mannie...There is a man down

asking about the 4 men who were going to Tiger Den 3 days ago.

Could they be his friend?

Be careful.

If they are people from Tiger Den, they would pretend that they are his friend.

But he is so handsome. He doesn't look like a bad guy.

Have you had enough that men keep taking advantage of you.

Where does this handsome come from?

I just want to look for 4 friends of mine.

I haven't seen 4 friends.

But we have 4 pretties here.

I would suggest you to stay here and get the Information.

Maybe you'll get some Information.

Don't worry. I will seek for the Information myself.

Let's go.

I'll use this one. This one it is. To pierce through your lung.

I'll use this one to pierce through your bladder.

I'll use this one to cut your aorta.

I'll use this one to cut your Intestines.

We'll die for sure.

- Yes, we must be able to die. - Able to die.

Step back.

Even the ants will manage to survive.

Why are the two of you committing suicide?

It's none of your business.

Did we say that we are committing suicide?!

No.

That's it.

But your bodies are equipped with..

Can we just play

Sharp weapons..

Have you ever had Western?!

- Are you from the rural areas? - Have you tried steak before?

Move!

Are you here to help out again?

Yes.

But you need to pay me.

What is this kid doing here?

He was peeping when we were in the shower.

Don't misunderstand me, seniors.

I am just looking for my friends who are missing.

If I made you mad.

Please accept my apology.

Young guy.

Lucky Star Town won't be bullied.

Yet they don't bully others.

Just go.

See you later.

Manysons, why did you let him go?

I haven't fought enough yet.

Did he really peep when you were showing?

- Yes! - Yes!

I am asking why the two of you were having a shower together.

We save water

Save water..

Disgusting.

Miss Manuelle...you've misunderstood..

Miss Manuelle!

Why can't we die?

Xing's wife. How come dad hasn't come down for meal?

Just wait for some awhile.

He is chatting with Miss Nie upstairs.

That much food that I've made.

Do I have to eat by myself?

I can't drink anymore.

That soon?

General, you are good at drinking.

What is this?

Shall we dance?

I don't know how to dance.

Let me teach you. Give me your hand.

You..

This is the poison Injection that anesthetizes your nerves.

The effects will be apparent very soon.

It's useless even you've picked it out.

You'll listen to me very soon.

General!

Team Leader Zhu, you want to revolt?

You are right.

Team Leader Zhu is on my side long time ago.

Dad!

Push the cabinet away.

Dad.

Go quickly!

Give way!

Xing's wife. Go after her!

Yes, Miss Kurosawa Kiyoko.

Those people In the Lucky Star Town are all KungFu experts.

How come all of them take things lightly?

As they have good kungfu.

How come they are willing to stay In a small town like this?

Are they lackeys of the Japanese?

Be careful!

- Let me go... - Don't move!

Miss.

Miss...

Are you ok?

Thank you.

What is your name?

My name is Tony Luo.

Your name is Tony Luo?

I know Tony Luo.

Have you met them?

He was hurt. I've sent him to Luck Star Town to be healed.

Lucky Star Town.

You would know if we go to Lucky Star Town and check it out.

Ok.

Honey..

You said you were going to date me.

I couldn't find you all over the town.

Honey..

Shit, I can't continue on like this.

Mademoiselle Hong.

We've already closed.

Mademoiselle Hong.

You..

It's me.

Turn around.

Little Tailor, my cousin is here to visit me.

Go!

Why are you dressed like this?

Your sister has been looking for me. Saying we..

I don't care. I have to tell my sister.

I have to marry you.

What is it? Why it so hard?

A bowl.

Sister.

What do we do?

- Hide here. - This way.

Quick.

Hide In the jar.

Don't throw away your shoes.

I'm so angry.

That bastard..

Sister.

Why are you still up at this time of the night?

What are you doing?

I...am playing hide and seek.

With who?

Little Trumpet.

Little Trumpet?!

Is he here?

- No. - Where is he?!

Little Trumpet!

Sister...I'm not sure where he is.

Has he gone out already?

Don't worry about him.

Why?

Why don't you let me die when I want to?

Little Trumpet, you may come out.

You may come out, Little Trumpet.

Mademoiselle Hong?

Mademoiselle Hong?

What's up?

As I treat you as sister.

I have a secret to tell you.

You have to keep this secret for me.

I am good at keeping secrets.

Chanting Bing peeped when you were showering and Miss Manuelle stole your abalone.

Little Tailor said your figure is poor when he made your clothes.

Did I tell you all this?

You are really good at keeping secrets.

That, of course.

Actually, although I am so grown up

but I haven't..

been kissed.

I want you to teach me.

Now?

Buddy!

I have never thought of trying it with you.

So what do you really want?

To tell the truth, I am In love with Little Trumpet.

Good night.

Hey, give me back my money!

So what is it?

I don't want Little Trumpet to know that I don't have this kind of experience.

Teach me.

Obviously you don't read books.

The Dream of the Red Chamber had taught.

The best thing it described is...what is it

Don't move if it's immoral, don't look if it's immoral, don't say if it's immoral.

I don't get it.

Move your lips here. Let me teach you.

Wow, you are taking advantage then?

You'll take my first kiss. No way!

So do you have paper? We can put a piece of paper In between so it doesn't count.

Do you have paper?

Yes.

Don't move if it's immoral means when he wants to kiss you..

You pout and stop moving,

Don't look if it's immoral means..

You close your eyes and enjoy the process

Then, don't say when it's immoral..

doesn't mean not to speak. It means you speak while you pout.

The happiest moment is to write with him.

Not with your hand but by your tongue.

You write to him and he writes to you.

Like that?

You can write like that. Are you human?

I love you so much.

Mademoiselle Hong.

Mademoiselle Hong.

Ho...

To be a bad guy?

Mademoiselle Hong, I'm hungry.

Auntie, what are you doing here?

It's me, Little Trumpet.

Little Trumpet?!

Keep quiet!

Look at this.

[I want to be a bad guy. She is dead.]

Something big is happening!

What?!

And..

I removed her first piece of clothing In here?!

Go!

And then..

She has no clothes left on any more?!

She has nothing left on!

She has put her clothes back on?

So..

And then..

Mademoiselle Hong..

Is everything ok? If so, get up.

It's fine. Let's go home.

Let's go home

What had happened?

I'll organize a wedding banquet for you two tomorrow.

Grown up men and women should get married.

You just need to complete the registration.

Sister, why are you acting so strangely?

Nothing. She had promised our marriage.

Really?

We should be happy as she promised our marriage.

Why are you so Intense?

I'm very excited.

You two..

Little Tailor..

This alley..

I..

Good bye

poor guy that can't get a girl.

Wait!

Glad that I could stop.

But I couldn't.

Me neither!

Sister, are you ok?

My butt hurts!

Are you ok?

Sister!

Why don't you let me die?

You shouldn't die like this.

Yes, you are such an idiot.

Little Tailor, why are you hanging there?

To grow taller.

Don't you think I've become taller?

You bastard!

Why are you back after you have peeped us showering?

Senior, no more joke, please.

I am Tony Luo.

I just want to look for my lost friends.

I mean no harm. You can rest as sure of that.

He is a good guy. He just saved me.

Who dares to harm you?

Japan Ninjas.

And people from Tiger Den

They had grabbed my dad.

Where am I?

You are beside me.

Tony Luo?

Am I dreaming?

You've hugged the wrong person.

She is here.

What did I do wrong?

Tony.

Howard Luo and them... they... sacrificed themselves.

However, we've looted a list of Japanese spies.

The Tiger Den became traitors.

Even Warlord Lin is In the Japanese's hand.

How do you know?

The Japanese Ninjas were after Cheryl and wanted to kill her just now.

Fortunately she ran Into me.

But why did she cry and leave the moment

she saw us?

She likes you.

She likes me?

She thought you were a man.

Miss Cheryl.

I actually thought she is a man.

Am I as stupid as a pig.

Do you want to hear the truth?

Not now.

Actually you are the smartest girl I've ever met.

It doesn't matter if I am a man or a woman.

You should worry about your dad's safety first.

You are right.

Dad was grabbed by that evil woman.

We gotta save him.

It hurts...my shoulder..

- It really hurts...Help - Are you feeling better?

Gently!

- All seniors. - It really hurts!

You all have good kungfu.

If we could work together,

we need not be afraid of them.

It's not that we don't want to help you.

The problem is that everyone of us had our own sorrow history.

We want to have a peaceful life now.

Therefore we retire In Lucky Star Town.

If we help you,

It will become restless.

Lucky Star Town will no longer be a fairyland.

Yes, just go.

Miss Kurosawa.

What happens Inside the military camp?

General hasn't come out for few days.

They have started to suspect us down there. I can't hold any longer.

Help me and General arrange a wedding.

Wedding?

My soul transfer magic had already controlled his behavior.

However this guy has a strong will.

I can't make him surrender.

Just wait and see what I would do.

But..

We haven't found his daughter, Cheryl Lin yet.

What if she..

She is In Lucky Star Town.

You guys, we're really sorry.

In order to keep our Lucky Star Town safe and well,

we really can't be Involved in this

I hope you understand.

No problem.

I know everyone treats me nicely.

I can't force you, right?

Cheryl.

You father will have a wedding party with Nie Wu Shuang this afternoon.

We should go first.

Everyone, see you later.

See you later.

No!

I can't stand by and watch.

I have to go with you.

If you go, it means that we are all Involved.

You can't be that selfish.

You can't.

Am I that useless.

Do you want to hear the truth?

Not too true.

In my heart, you are really a good guy.

You don't have to leave.

They are?

18 Silver Evils of Black Storm Fenced Hamlet.

Who are they?

They are the most expensive killing machines.

They had a special offer recently to celebrate their 20th anniversary.

They can kill the whole family If you hire them to kill one of them.

If you pay for 3, they can kill all the people In the village.

By Instance they have a special offer this week, so they are especially harsh on killing.

Everyone be careful.

Little Tailor..

Go!

We rush out together.

I'll block them here.

You bring Cheryl with you.

As well as the spy list.

No way..

We have to go together.

I am not your fiance. Now, I am your senior.

This is an order!

Go!

Come with me.

So great.

Who are they?

The 18 Horny Evils of Black Storm Fence Hamlet.

No, 18 Silver Evils.

They are the broadsword team that had killed more than 200 people.

18 Silver Evils.

How can we beat them?

Don't be silly.

Do you know if you go out like that

you'll embroil those Innocent common people.

Let me go out!

We've thought it through.

Jianghu is actually not the place around, it's Inside our heart.

So we cannot retire.

Hey! Come back!

It's so tough that we can't beat through.

They are too sneaky. Let me use the needle.

I hate people who are taller than me!

Invincible?

They need to breathe after all.

Although the 18 Silver Evils are Invincible,

they may not be able to bear the sonic boom move.

Start the drum!

Chanting Bing, you..

Eat this apple

and you'll act like your dad.

Listen to what I say.

Chanting Bing.

What are you doing?

Why are you here for me?

Why is it?

I am the real Chanting Bing.

I got to beat you!

- Abracadabra. - Abracadabra.

Most Exalted Lord Lao.

Most Exalted Lord Lao.

Give me your life!

Give me your life!

Which one is real, which one is fake?

Even I can't tell.

Ok, don't worry.

I can.

Whoever knows how to sing the "The Fore stand The Field",

that one is real.

Let's sing together.

How I like to wander In the forest and plain.

My dear friend, what are you thinking?

Why don't you sing?

We don't know this song at all.

Our theme song is "Kiss Goodbye".

She knows how to become Invisible?

You bitch!

Why do you mimicking me?

Outrageous!

- You are such a bitch! - Beat you!

Two sisters..

I know which one is real.

The real one had kissed me. I remember the taste.

Let me do it.

Let me do it, too.

Write something.

He was poisoned by me. He'll die once he smiles.

Manysons. Why did you block this palm move for me?

Because..

Actually I like you a lot, Madonna.

Don't smile!

This palm move is so cruel. You'll die if you smile.

Men have to seek for happiness.

I would rather die if I'm unhappy.

Don't smile..

I have something that have to tell you.

Don't say too much.

I have several hundreds of gold..

Fish for you.

Then say it.

Don't say it too loud for others to hear.

But your voice is so soft that I can't hear.

I've put it In..

Manysons!

Don't die!

The gold blocks..

I don't want them anymore!

No, don't die..

Manysons..

Manysons..

[Tiger Den]

Today is our big day.

Act happier.

Smile.

The speech I taught you last night,

say it to me.

After...we are married..

We will go to Europe for honeymoon.

Things in the troop..

will all be taken care by Team Leader Zhu.

He will take full control over you.

Nice.

Miss Kurosawa. Everything is ready.

Let's start then.

Ok.

The wedding of General Lin and Nie Wu Shuang

will now begin.

General Lin.

Are you willing to marry Nie Wu Shuang as your wife,

for better for worse, for richer for poorer, In sickness and in health

to love and to cherish, till death do you apart?

I..

I..

I am General Lin's daughter.

Let me in.

I...I..

I..

am...willing..

Forge ahead!

General Lin.

Do you have anything to say to your juniors?

After we are married..

We will go to Europe for honeymoon together.

The things of the troop will be handed over to..

to..

Come catch them!

I hate people pointing their guns on me!

Freeze...all of you!

You bitch, don't lure our Chinese men!

You've been doing it for so long yet you could just push a little out of it?

Take it slow.

It will hurt...if you rush.

Yes.

Don't be so disgraceful. Go.

You tom boy, I have to kill you!

Hi, uncle.

Dad, are you ok?

I'm fine.

He..

They are my friends.

They are here to save us.

Not fooling with you!

You are here at just about the right time.

This one is too tough. You take care of it.

Dad!

It's my fault.

Would you let me go?

You idiot!

If I can't fix you. I'll go and eat shit.

Are you ok?

It's your turn..

Go!

And you're still beating... If you keep on beating...

I'll hang you high!

Great.

Thanks.

Young Man.

I think your hatred towards him is stronger.

So I'll hand this bastard over to you.

Dad, you are so awesome.

Tony Luo, it's him that had killed Howard Luo.

Where do you still want to go?

That way!

Be careful!

She has been here all the time and hasn't left at all.

We don't use our eyes to look, but our hearts.

Why are you so desperate?

I have to be cool In front of girls.

You all force her to come out.

Not yet done?

You are dead!

Dad!

Cheryl!

Little Tailor, are you ok?

Miss Cheryl.

I have been wanting to tell you something.

Say it..

I am 1.6 meter stall.

I trust you.

And I..

Like you so much.

I like you, too.

And, one last thing..

Actually..

I got it.

How can you be so naughty!

We are leaving Miss Cheryl.

I hope your dad could join us someday.

And fight against the Japanese together.

My dad had said that we will always best friends.

We seven kungfu masters areal so the same.

If There is something that we can do. We will always be there.

That would be great.

See you later.

Little Tailor.

I really can't stand it!

Little Tailor, where are you going?