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Mankind is in the habit
of creating its own monsters,

and fortunately, once in a while,

it also gets the chance
to destroy them.

A case in point,
this Trident II ICBM missile.

The Pentagon
contracted with the Phoenix Foundation

to come up with a plan
for permanent dismantlement

and disposal of nuclear weapons.

Watch the cradle.

This Trident II ICBM
was the first of many more to come.

It was up to us to make it harmless.
No small task.

But we've been given a lot of training
to do it safely and to do it right.

I considered my small part
in the operation

as a hands-on chance
to do something for peace.

All right, we're lined up.

Pushing in.

All right, that's it.

Nice and easy. We've got all day.

Wait, wait, hold it!

- Easy, easy.
- All right.

Move it in a little bit. Secure!

Warhead number T-47 exposed.

Missile Titan II secure.

All right, people,
this is what we've been training for

over the last three months.

The eyes of the Disarmament
Commission are on us today,

so look sharp.

Warhead disarmament team into position.

MacGyver, Reese.

All right, Reese, come on.

Power cable.

Okay, here we go.

Gentlemen, you've asked
the Phoenix Foundation to work out

a fail-safe procedure
for disarmament and disposal.

We've done it.

We're starting to apply it
to some of the older missiles.

Not that that matters.

Disengagement
and uranium 235 are deadly,

in any make or model.

Okay. We're connected.

- We got juice?
- Power on.

Initiator online.

Sequencing.

We're in.

Our man MacGyver is now going
in for the bomb's critical assembly.

It's like reaching down the barrel
of a gun to get at the bullet.

Then he has to separate
the bullet from the primer cap.

It's no easy task.

Don't fumble here.

This charge has got enough
to bring the whole place down.

- You got the igniter?
- I got it.

Detonation assembly removed.

Warhead T-47 is disarmed.

All right, clear for disposal team.

Commence transfer.

The disposal of the ignition assembly
is the most dangerous part.

Once it's secured,
we'll take it to an underground bunker

where it'll be detonated.

Warhead secured.

What's our radiation level?

.01 1 8 millirems per hour. We're clean.

MacGyver, you have the honours.

Yep.

The next phase
is defuelling the missile itself,

for which we require
a Delta T weather condition.

You'll be notified as soon
as we have one. Thank you.

- Thank you, sir.
- That was outstanding.

That's one down.

Ed, the team on this has been great.

That's excellent, Peter.

You know, after spending our youth
helping the DSX wage a Cold War,

isn't it nice to be older, wiser
and part of the peace process?

Yes, it is. For me, that's what
the Phoenix Foundation is all about.

I've got a project
I want to talk to you about.

It's along the same lines, and you're
gonna love it. When can we talk?

Peter, you've been burning the candle
at both ends. Delegate more.

At least on the missile
defuelling phase.

No, Ed, I can't do that. The defuelling
process is the most critical part

of the whole disarming procedure.

I'm the one who laid down
the field operations schedule.

It's my baby. I'm responsible.

Careful, Peter.

Burnout is not a job requirement.
I just want you to look after yourself.

Ed, who beat who at the golf tournament
last weekend by five strokes?

Don't remind me.

Gentlemen. Kennan,
do you want to pass out the reports?

Thank you.

Now, first on today's agenda...

As you all know, the Phoenix Foundation
has been playing an important role

between our government
and that of the Republic of Sambaka

over the last two years.

And I'm happy to report

that we have been able to persuade
their president, Yaman Amunde,

to make an historic,
first-time visit to America.

Perhaps congratulations are in order,

but can anyone here explain to me

exactly why President Amunde
would want to rub shoulders

with us "decadent, mongrel dogs"?

I think he wants to open a dialogue.

Maybe even take a first step
towards reconciliation.

No offence, Pete. Look,
I know what we're trying to do here.

But Amunde and his thug cabinet

have just been picking
our pockets for technical support.

The whole time he continues to
head up a worldwide terrorist campaign.

Anti-American rhetoric and posturing

is not legitimate proof
of terrorism, Mr Webber.

Still and all, sir,
it just leaves me to wonder

whether we don't
have better things to do

than to mediate with radicals

who show absolutely no respect
for our democratic values.

Matt, don't you think that our efforts

to move Mr Amunde
and his government toward moderation

are just as important
as disarming one more nuclear weapon?

Forgive my cynicism.

We will show the president a good time.

Kennan, does Advanced Planning
have anything to report?

Yes, sir.

You'll note in your file, President
Amunde will be arriving in ten days.

For security reasons,
everyone, including the media,

will think he's staying
at the Garden Plaza Hotel.

Meanwhile, he'll be staying at
Union Station aboard his own club car.

His own private railroad car, huh?

A textbook case of Amunde paranoia.

He is the one with a working knowledge
of car bombs and plane hijackings.

You are really dead-set convinced
that he's a terrorist, aren't you?

Well, he's not front line.
He's worse. He orchestrates.

Maybe, maybe not.

I'm going to reserve judgment
until I see real proof.

Two agents died on my last assignment
to DSX trying to get that proof.

I know that, but if we don't
come up with a peaceful solution,

more people are gonna die.

Okay, what part would you like
your director of intelligence

to play in this Amunde visit?

To make sure we're on the
same page, why don't you tell me?

Liaison with the
appropriate government agencies,

cover all would-be avengers,
reactionary groups

and pass on whatever
might put him in harm's way.

Good man.
Couldn't have said it better myself.

Keep me informed.

All set?

Did you see that?
Did you see what I did?

Well, what's the matter?
I didn't do it right?

You just stopped three great shots.

It's pathetic. It's just pathetic.

Well, I'm sorry.

Whose idea was this in the first place?

Not you. Me. You were amazing.

Amazing.

Yeah.

Amazing Grace.

Listen, I got a great idea.

Why don't we... quit while I'm winning.

No way. I want you to stay out here
and skate off some stress.

I don't want you to be a burnout.

Is that what this is all about?
Is that why you got me down here?

Boy, I get it from Farrell at the board
meeting, and now from you here.

All right, let me tell you
something. I work a lot.

I'm a workaholic, all right?
But I'm not a burnout.

No, you're not. But you're gonna be
if you don't put some fun in your life.

Fun? You call this fun?

Yeah.

At least it takes the edge off.

Especially after a hard day at the
office, taking apart nuclear warheads.

Listen, in case you've forgotten,

disarming those warheads
was only the first phase.

The defuelling process, which you
are going to help me run tomorrow,

is equally critical, if not more so.

Yes, I know. All the more
reason why you should relax.

You want me to relax?

You want me to skate off some stress.

Gimme your best shot.

Come on! Give me your best shot.

Come on.
What are you waiting for? Let's go.

I'm ready.

- Want your stick?
- Come on!

All right, now, let's go.

You think you're so hot.
I'll show you how to get rid of stress.

Come on! Come on.

- You ready?
- Yeah, I'm ready.

I wasn't ready.

- Hi.
- Well, hi.

What is this?

That.

That is the head of a former
Phoenix Foundation bureaucrat

who was eaten alive.

Cause of death, political infighting.
Happens all the time.

Matthew, come on.

All right. You want the real story?
This is my friend, Cheech.

The rest of him won first prize
at the cannibal cook-off.

Very funny.

Speaking of which,
how about dinner tonight?

Forget about him, just you and me.

Oh, Matthew, I can't.

That would make it
three times this week.

Well... three's a charm.

That's what I'm afraid of.

Now listen, you wanted the investigative
report on subversive groups.

I got it for you. Here it is.

Back to business, huh?

I'd love to have dinner with you,

but I must go over the security briefing
with President Amunde's advance men.

All right, okay,
I'll take a rain cheque.

Do me a favour.
Can I have a copy of that briefing?

It would help me coordinate
some stuff on my end.

Absolutely.
I'll take care of that for you.

What's so important
we couldn't discuss it over the phone?

You know the opportunity we've been
talking about for the last two years?

It's just been laid at our feet.
President Amunde is coming to town.

- You don't say?
- That's right.

The hierarchy
of the Phoenix Foundation has this idea

that we can help bring about
world peace by coddling terrorists.

You're working for idiots. So am I.

The official position
of Pete Thornton and the Foundation

is not to cast any aspersions
until they have proof.

Proof? On Yaman Amunde?
Forget it. Just shoot the scum.

That's right, leave it to you boys at
the DSX to cut down on the paperwork.

Kelham! What's the
National Security Agency doing here?

Defending the home front.
Who else is gonna do it, huh?

We are. Come on.

All set. Come on in.

Well, I see we've got technical support.

- How are you doing, Reese?
- Good to see you guys.

What's this?

My favourite lady at the Foundation
was able to furnish us with copies

of President Amunde's
security arrangements.

All right.
Let's get down to it, gentlemen.

Bottom line.

We all know our government's being held
hostage by a no-assassination policy.

We know it's a weak-kneed law

that a bunch of congressional cowards
is not about to change.

Meanwhile, a kingpin of terrorism
gets to walk right into our back yard

and thumb his nose at us,
and I don't like it.

I say we take him.

- You mean sanction him?
- I mean take him.

We take him, and we
shake him until we get the name

and place of every lowlife
in his terrorist network.

And then what do we do
with Amunde? Release him?

Yeah, exactly.

But not until our overseas contacts
have had time to move in

and terminate every fanatic
on his payroll.

That's brilliant. He'll point
his finger at America, at us.

But who cares? Who's gonna believe him?

And the same old nasty rhetoric just
winds up being our best protection.

What about Pete Thornton?

He sets the agenda for field operations,
including Amunde's security.

Funny you should mention that, Reese.

I've been thinking about making serious
changes around the Phoenix Foundation.

What's the status on our climate
prerequisites? They holding?

Delta-T weather conditions holding.

Temperature and barometer readings
still the same.

Good.

And the fuselage is just about
tapped out. Less than 30 litres to go.

Positions, everyone.

Fuel pump shutoff
and line disconnection.

All right, standing by.

Are we at zero volume yet?

Yep.

All 35,000 litres pumped out.

Zero volume is confirmed.

Shut down pump,
prepare for disengagement.

All right, shut down, disengage.

The meters are oscillating!

We've got a charge reading here.

We've got a 25-volt oscillation!

Emergency alert!

Emergency alert! Evacuate area!

Evacuate!

Shut down all systems!

Bring in all backups!

Get the medevac choppers in!
Seal off this area, now!

Emergency alert, emergency alert!

Thermal incident in facility three.

Thermal incident in facility three.

Emergency alert. Emergency alert.

Be careful of the fumes!

Where's that truck?
Get that foam truck in here now!

We're damn lucky
the whole thing didn't go up!

- Are you all right?
- Yes.

Tell 'em to stand by!

He's conscious
and breathing on his own.

Pete?

Get over here!

All right, come on! Come on!

What happened?

What in the hell happened?

Mr Webber, any Intelligence report?

Mr Chairman, it appears
to have been purely an accident.

There's not a whisper
of subversive activity, and...

...it just appears
to have been a technical problem.

Mr Reese, what does
Technical Review have to say?

Our preliminary findings indicate that

the fuel pumping system possibly
gave off an unexpected power surge

at the point of disengagement.

That can only be attributed
to an electrical short in the circuitry.

The spark it emitted
ignited the vapours and...

...she blew.

That's our best assessment
at this point.

Didn't anyone do a pre-run
systems check on the pump?

I did.

But it should have been re-checked.

Gentlemen,
there's only one explanation here.

That's a serious breakdown
in my safety review procedure.

It's my fault.

And I accept full responsibility.

Webber, Reese,
would you excuse us, please?

Peter, this is the
last thing we expected.

Particularly with something
under your supervision.

Yeah, I know.

I'm kind of surprised, myself.

But I missed something, Ed.

I should have backtracked
and backtracked again, and I didn't.

Do you know
how many calls I've received

from the Department of Energy?
The Pentagon?

They want somebody's head.

We both know whose head
that should be, don't we?

I should have listened to you, Ed.

You warned me, didn't you?

And I just ignored you.

Maybe I am burned-out.

Maybe your taking a short leave
of absence might see us through this.

That's not gonna work.

This is too important.

And too many people have worked
too hard to build this Foundation.

No one more than you, my friend.

Webber's ready.

He's a good man.
He can more than fill my shoes.

And he's younger.

You have my resignation, Ed.

Effective immediately.

I can't believe you just took off.

Where you been?

Oh, I just took a long weekend.

Yeah, four days. Thanks for telling me.

Do I have to tell you everything?

If you want your plants watered, yeah.

I did.

- Your landlady let me in.
- Thanks.

I also cleared out all the...

...science projects
you had growing in the fridge.

Now, what's all this bunk
about you retiring?

Well, there's not much to say.

I handed in my resignation.
I've retired, that's all.

You can't, Pete!

You're a type A personality,
it's impossible.

Now just call Farrell.
Tell him you overreacted.

Look, I didn't overreact.

As a result of what I did three people
are dead and eight more in the hospital.

- Pete, it wasn't your fault.
- I don't want to talk about it!

You don't ask for or get a second chance
after something like that.

Forget it.

So, what are you gonna do?

Oh, well, I'm gonna carry on.
What do you think?

I've got plenty to do. I've got
more things than I'll ever get done.

Like what?

Oh, like... write my book.

Work on my boat. Go fishing.

- You hate fishing.
- Camping.

You hate camping.

I want you back, Pete.
It's not the same without you.

Look, MacGyver, times change.

Things change.

It's over for me.

Besides... I'm sure Webber's
gonna do a great job.

Oh, fine. Mr Gung Ho.

What have you got against him?
I recommended him myself.

He's not you.

I like being around a guy
who knows his limitations.

Well, then we
can stop arguing, can't we?

Cos I've certainly learned mine.

Oh, listen, turn in this
security pass for me, will you?

I just didn't want
to go back there again, that's all.

And why don't you go see Webber?
Talk to him.

He's a good man, one of the best.

Do I look like I need a baby-sitter?
Go on, get out of here.

Go on.

See you later.

Would you like a new desk, Mr Webber?

No, no, I'll just use Thornton's.

Look, Nikki,

President Amunde's
special brand of paranoia

is only gonna make
your life miserable. Believe me.

So I'm gonna be the nice guy
that you think I am,

and I'm pulling you off this assignment.

What? No, Matt, don't worry.
I can handle him.

I know that.
It's not a question of that.

It's what else you can handle for me,
as head of the Research Division.

Research?

Oh, MacGyver, how goes it?

That's what I came to find out.

Have you seen Pete? How is he?

Well, he's back.
Give him a call, find out.

I will.

Well, I'm sure you two have things to
talk about. Always a pleasure, MacGyver.

Oh, I hate to have her leave, but...

...I love watching her go.

So, MacGyver,
I guess you want to be filled in.

I got a couple
of environmental projects

that I know that Thornton
would have wanted you to commandeer.

Yeah, maybe later.

Right now what I want to do is my
own review of that defuelling accident.

Why? That's yesterday's newspaper.

I know...

It's personal.

Hey, look, Pete was my friend too.

That's why I don't want to see
this dragged through the mud

any longer than necessary.

I'm gonna miss his baldness around here.

But the bottom line is
he let something get past him.

And it came around
and bit him in the butt.

Look, MacGyver, between you and me...

...I think maybe he
knew it was time to hang it up.

Just as I know this organization
has an agenda to meet

which includes those
environmental projects.

So, what do you say?
Are you in or are you out?

I'm out, Matt.
I got to get some answers first.

Is all our security in place?

Yeah, we've got a lock
on the entire perimeter.

Well, that makes our plan complete then.

Well, looks like we just
became next door neighbours.

President Amunde, welcome.

I'm sure your visit here
will prove to be very rewarding.

Perhaps.

MacGyver! How the heck are you?

I'm good, Sam.

You know, I talked to Pete.
I... I don't like the sound of him.

No, neither do I.

Sick in the heart from watching
the grass grow, if you ask me.

Oh, by the way, Johnson, that tech you
put the fire out on? He's gonna make it.

Oh, that's great. That's good.

Sam, do you mind if I look around?

No, no, I don't mind, but the
Foundation honchos say it's off-limits.

Sam, I want to poke around for Pete.

I think he needs an
independent look at this accident.

Whether he wants it or not.
Yeah, go ahead. What are friends for?

Thanks.

Oh, Miss Carpenter!

Good afternoon, Sam. I just came
to finish my parts inventory.

Sure.

Has he been cleared to be in here?

As far as I know.

Sam, aren't you supposed to know?

New assignment, MacGyver?

- Thought I'd take a look.
- This is my job.

Well, feel free to dig in.
Pete could use all the help he can get.

That is the second time
you have insinuated

that I don't care about Pete Thornton.

You know damn well that I do.
I care a lot, MacGyver.

Hey.

I'm sorry. No harm meant.

So is the Technical Department
gonna reassemble this pump?

That's right.

You know, I just don't get it.

Pete trained these guys to do no wrong.

He went over every piece of this
equipment with a fine-tooth comb.

I watched him.

Well, the answer's
bound to be here someplace.

Yeah.

That's strange.

This assembly shouldn't be
on this side of the pump.

It looks like something's been patched
in here to act as an interceptor

between the pump motor
and the power source.

Whoever put it in here
was counting on it being fried

with the rest of the pump.

I've been over this with Pete.

This is not a part
of the original design.

You know, it's some kind
of an electrical booster.

In the pump assembly? Impossible.

I know.

But here it is.

What are you getting at?

When that fuel pump shut down,
this thing kicked in

and ignited the fumes left in the line.

This is what caused that explosion.

Are you saying that it was sabotage?

It looks like Pete was set up.

- Thanks again, Mrs. Tooley.
- Thank you.

Pete?

Okay, he's not here.

Like I said, he's probably out
enjoying his retirement somewhere.

Yeah, I'm sure.

All right.
Look, I let you have the first move.

He's not here.
Let's go through the proper channels.

No, Nikki, I want Pete
to know about this first.

MacGyver...

...I've already stepped
out of bounds on my case report.

Never mind that you're freelance. I've
got a chain of command to adhere to.

You know, you're sounding
more like a bureaucrat every day.

I am one, damn it, born and bred.

Congratulations.

Look, MacGyver,

I know enough to know
when I'm getting the runaround.

Now why won't
you deal with Matt Webber?

Because I want to protect Pete.

And believe it or not,
I want to protect you.

In case of what?

Well, who's sitting in Pete's chair?

Webber. Who has a better motive?

That is a cheap shot.

Why am I talking to you?
You're dating the guy.

What has that got to do with it?

Have you read the man's dossier?
Have you? You should.

Read about all the special assignments
he did for the DSX: Vietnam,

Nicaragua, the Middle East, Afghanistan.

We're talking about some
pretty nervous situations and places.

The man is capable of anything.

MacGyver...

...you're forcing
a scenario for a motive.

And you sure as hell
haven't given me any proof.

- It's a gut feeling, okay?
- Fine.

You follow your instincts,
and I'll follow mine.

Nikki!

Your Miss Carpenter
is in the station coffee shop.

Who let her through?

She showed her ID and said she needed
to talk to you. Said it was urgent.

You radio your people and tell them
nobody gets into this terminal.

- Are we about ready to go?
- Ten minutes.

Miss Carpenter will take about five.

Security, come in.

I'm sorry, miss, but we're closed.

Matthew.

Listen, I'm sorry I bothered you,

but I wouldn't have
had it not been urgent.

Bother me?

Since when is coming to see me
ever been a bother, Nikki? What's up?

MacGyver and I found evidence
of sabotage at the defuelling station.

This was used to mess up the fuel pump.

I have it all in my report.

MacGyver, huh?

Well, I'm glad you came to me with this.

- You are going to tell him?
- As soon as possible.

If you want to, I will.
God knows he's been through enough.

I'll get to the bottom of this.

I think we should
tell Chairman Farrell right away.

I just get the feeling that you're not
gonna be able to let go of this thing.

Now sit down.

Hey, Sam, I got your message.
I appreciate it.

No problem. He's over there.

Thanks.

Pete?

Pete?

What are you doing here?

I don't know.

Couldn't stay away.

Maybe I'm doing penance for my sins.

You can stop blaming yourself right now.

MacGyver, you don't understand.

Yes, I do, Pete.

That defuelling explosion
was no accident.

It was sabotage, pure and simple.

What? What are you saying?

Somebody planted an electrical charge
in the fuel pump.

I wanted it between us
so we could do an investigation,

but Nikki's taken it to Webber.
I couldn't stop her.

Well, why should you? It's his job.
What are you saying about Webber?

Webber got your job by default.
It's yours to take back if you want it.

MacGyver, you just may have
given me the best news of my life,

but that doesn't mean that I can go
back in there and kick Webber out.

Don't you understand?
There's protocol to follow here.

Listen, if there has been sabotage,
he should investigate it. It's his job.

What is this?

Are you and Nikki collaborating
on the bureaucratic bible or something?

Let me show you what your heir apparent
has been up to since you left.

Oh, MacGyver.

Is it protocol to fire all your
division chiefs in a span of a week?

What?

Is it protocol
to scrap your whole agenda

the day after you leave the Foundation?

The man has hired and fired, Pete.

Dive into the computers.
See what I saw. Come on.

Or have you really retired?

Good evening, Your Excellency,
it's bound and gag time.

Let's show the minister to his new
quarters, shall we? Come on, come on!

Stout effort, gentlemen.
Like clockwork.

I brought us some unexpected company.

Well...

Greetings, Amunde.

Welcome to This Is Your Life.

And you...

You should have
taken that job in Research.

Hacking my way into the Foundation
files, why do I feel like a criminal?

You shouldn't.
I've still got your pass key.

Yeah, the one you were
supposed to turn in for me.

Yeah. That one.

Take a look. The Webber sweep.

I don't believe this.
He fired Renisch? And Hixon?

They've been with me from the start!

And Gelsey, no! These are good men.
Why is he doing this?

Let's take a look at his
operations agenda. Got a password?

Yeah. "Agenda."

- Where do you want to start?
- Amunde.

Wait a minute. Who's this new guy?

I put Nikki in charge
of the security detail.

Wait a minute,
I know some of these names.

These two are from the DSX.

And this one is
from the National Security Agency.

Why do you think Webber's drafting them?

Oh, my God. Amunde's private train!

Right next to a mail car.

MacGyver, these are assault plans.

Exactly the way we drew them up
in the DSX for covert operations.

And Webber drew these up.
Amunde's his target, Pete.

Let's go.

Who handled the consulate bombing?
Who was it? I want names!

No, no, no, no.
I have a much better way.

You may have primitive forms of torture
in your country, Your Excellency,

but we're a little more
sophisticated here in America.

This drug is called "the Converter."

The reason we call it that

is because ten cc's will
make any man pray to God or...

Or Allah, as the case may be,
for relief from the pain.

Twenty cc's,
the agony becomes so intense

that heart attacks
have been known to occur.

And it makes the arteries
in the brain begin to swell,

until you just feel
like you're gonna pop.

Matt, you can't do this.

Oh, yes, Nikki, I can.
That's what this is all about.

The drug takes effect
in just a matter of seconds.

So you tell us what we need to know,

either on your own or with assistance.
The choice is up to you.

You have ten minutes to think it over...

...while I, unfortunately,
deal with another problem.

Sorry, Nikki.

MacGyver was right about you!

Well, if you value his opinion so much,
maybe I can bury you side by side.

Back off, MacGyver.

- Hello, Pete.
- Where's Amunde?

We're questioning him.
You wanted proof, right?

Well, this is gonna be the
biggest score in counterterrorism.

Do you even know what you're doing?
Why, for God's sakes, why?

Why didn't you retire
when you had the chance?

Find Amunde! Webber's mine!

Amunde's in the mail car.

Come here.

When I get on top, wait for my signal.

You've got to run faster than that.

Give it up, Pete.
You've been shuffling papers too long.

Gotten old... and soft.

- Old and soft, huh?
- Yeah, definitely.

Hold it. Now what?

- Hey, what is this?
- Open the door!

Take care of Amunde!

Well, two more
for the unemployment line.

You know, maybe I am
getting too old for this stuff.

Nonsense.
Looks like you just hit your prime.

My tooth is loose!

Am I going to press charges at the
World Court? No, I do not think so.

Let me tell you something.

If I were in the American's position,
I would do the same thing.

But we're talking
kidnapping and assault here.

I love America.

You have such sense
of do-good and conscience.

He didn't even say thanks.

No. Well, at least he got
Webber pegged as his kind of guy.

Matt Webber. I came so close
to falling for his total line.

- I... I'm sorry, Pete.
- Well, don't feel too bad.

- He had us all fooled.
- Excuse me.

- I'll take care of this.
- Yes, ma'am.

I'm going to send this
to Webber at Leavenworth.

He might like to see a familiar face.

Well, Pete, now that you got your old
crew back, what are you gonna do?

Well, I've got Jarvis getting the
disarmament program back on track,

and you're gonna be on that.

And I'm gonna take a little time off.

Time off? You just got back.

This whole experience has taught me
I'm a little bit out of shape.

- No, Pete, you're not out of shape.
- I am, and I'm going back to school.

- School?
- That's right. Karate school.

This is the last time
that anybody decks me with their foot.